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McJesus still alive. Terrible team around him but not dead y...
Boyish Whorehouse Affirmative Action
  04/30/26
the Oilers always get into these tough spots. I think Vegas...
Orchid Aromatic Dog Poop Spot
  04/30/26
Edmonton has a shit tier roster and that's why they always l...
Boyish Whorehouse Affirmative Action
  04/30/26
Vegas has a stuck-up attitude from Eichel and Marner mostly ...
Orchid Aromatic Dog Poop Spot
  04/30/26
Yeah the Mammoth are cooked. I just can't believe they fired...
Boyish Whorehouse Affirmative Action
  04/30/26
still don’t entirely know why they didn’t choose...
Orchid Aromatic Dog Poop Spot
  04/30/26
Cr cheap owner didn't want to PAY
Boyish Whorehouse Affirmative Action
  04/30/26
He may have had mixed vibes from locals who didn’t lik...
Orchid Aromatic Dog Poop Spot
  04/30/26
Isn't it just a rebrand of the JAZZ uniforms
Boyish Whorehouse Affirmative Action
  04/30/26
Flyers all the way
Outnumbered Flesh Clown Senate
  04/30/26
They're not getting past Tampa/Montreal. I think this is the...
Boyish Whorehouse Affirmative Action
  04/30/26
I’m happy for the Habs regardless. If they could inje...
Orchid Aromatic Dog Poop Spot
  04/30/26
I thought Tampa was the best team in the East all year. Not ...
Boyish Whorehouse Affirmative Action
  04/30/26
it’ll be the Canes or Bolts no doubt. The East is ter...
Orchid Aromatic Dog Poop Spot
  04/30/26
If the Canes win the East I will prolapse my anus on tinycha...
Boyish Whorehouse Affirmative Action
  04/30/26
canada never wins the cup
Outnumbered Flesh Clown Senate
  04/30/26
They have Depth which is something that cannot be said of an...
Boyish Whorehouse Affirmative Action
  04/30/26
the Canadiens have a bunch of youngsters who aren’t us...
Orchid Aromatic Dog Poop Spot
  04/30/26
I think they have the right stuff. We're seeing them play at...
Boyish Whorehouse Affirmative Action
  04/30/26
McDavid is the most overrated queer of all time
Metal Brass Site
  04/30/26
Uhhhhh false lmao
Boyish Whorehouse Affirmative Action
  04/30/26
Outscored by Evan Rodrigues in a stanley cup final lol. Chok...
Metal Brass Site
  04/30/26
Low IQ shtick
Boyish Whorehouse Affirmative Action
  04/30/26
Wild > Northstars
Orchid Aromatic Dog Poop Spot
  04/30/26
What in the absolute fuck is going on here
Boyish Whorehouse Affirmative Action
  04/30/26
1:0 at 13:37
Orchid Aromatic Dog Poop Spot
  04/30/26
just look closely at the Wild logo
Orchid Aromatic Dog Poop Spot
  04/30/26
They need a rebrand. I will say the current unis suck less t...
Boyish Whorehouse Affirmative Action
  04/30/26
Cheering for the team usa guys. Want to see either wild with...
mint corner
  04/30/26
Quinn Hughes and Matt Boldy are legit. Definitely rooting fo...
Boyish Whorehouse Affirmative Action
  04/30/26
McFaggot aint getting out of the first round and then probab...
Metal Brass Site
  04/30/26
I love eichel, but mcdavid is on an entirely different level...
Big Theatre
  04/30/26
Jack Hughes said he was shitting his pants when McDavid was ...
Boyish Whorehouse Affirmative Action
  04/30/26
So magical how he tried to play the hero and skate the lengt...
Metal Brass Site
  04/30/26
He's only wired one way, to Win the Cup. This dude had like ...
Boyish Whorehouse Affirmative Action
  04/30/26
Hang the 100 assists in a season banner and hold the parade
Metal Brass Site
  04/30/26
My point is that he's a winning player not a puck hog. And y...
Boyish Whorehouse Affirmative Action
  04/30/26
Tage_Thompson and upstate NYer Alex_Tuch are going to bring ...
irradiated crimson church toaster
  05/01/26
Dallas is such a bitchboi team with a hapa as their best pla...
Big Theatre
  04/30/26
*Habs fans nod nervously*
Boyish Whorehouse Affirmative Action
  04/30/26
it's over
Boyish Whorehouse Affirmative Action
  04/30/26
Jew Hyman kicking the puck
Metal Brass Site
  04/30/26
GOLAZO
Boyish Whorehouse Affirmative Action
  04/30/26
McPussy has 1 shot lol
Metal Brass Site
  05/01/26
gorgeous shot
Boyish Whorehouse Affirmative Action
  05/01/26
...
mint corner
  05/01/26
https://x.com/statmuse/status/2050077295298195590?s=61
mint corner
  05/01/26
Kings lost to Colorado too. Frauds?
Boyish Whorehouse Affirmative Action
  05/01/26
The NHL playoff format with forced divisional games is terri...
Big Theatre
  05/01/26
I think it's better than before. More competitive regular se...
Boyish Whorehouse Affirmative Action
  05/01/26
Hockey already has more parity and randomness than other maj...
Big Theatre
  05/01/26
cr but you get a guaranteed great matchup in the 1st round. ...
Boyish Whorehouse Affirmative Action
  05/01/26
Everything this kike bettman touches turns to shit
Metal Brass Site
  05/01/26
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Dashing narrow-minded filthpig
  05/01/26
oh no he massively grew the sport! revenue and player salari...
Boyish Whorehouse Affirmative Action
  05/01/26
lol @ HAtp spazzing out itt
Dashing narrow-minded filthpig
  05/01/26
...
Metal Brass Site
  05/01/26
The Flyers suck and are gonna lose to Carolina in 4/5. Carol...
fiercely-loyal field crotch
  05/01/26
Carolina is 100% guaranteed to lose in the CF to Montreal/Ta...
Boyish Whorehouse Affirmative Action
  05/01/26
They could maybe lose to Tampa, not Montreal. But MTL will p...
fiercely-loyal field crotch
  05/01/26
MTL-BOS will be a great series
Boyish Whorehouse Affirmative Action
  05/01/26
Boston is losing tonight
fiercely-loyal field crotch
  05/01/26
Cr
fiercely-loyal field crotch
  05/02/26
Montreal is cooked too
Boyish Whorehouse Affirmative Action
  05/02/26
TONIGHT MTL vs TB -> Tampa Bay BOS vs BUF -> Buffalo...
fiercely-loyal field crotch
  05/01/26
Bolts B's VGK
Boyish Whorehouse Affirmative Action
  05/01/26
✅ ✅ ✅
fiercely-loyal field crotch
  05/01/26
Now I wish I had picked Utah so I could at least tie you
Boyish Whorehouse Affirmative Action
  05/01/26
Beginner's luck
Boyish Whorehouse Affirmative Action
  05/02/26
Get on the xo Sabres Wagon.
irradiated crimson church toaster
  05/02/26
Bolts Knights Final. I only root for teams from no tax state...
Boyish Whorehouse Affirmative Action
  05/02/26
cr
fiercely-loyal field crotch
  05/02/26
...
Trip pink lay
  05/06/26
TONIGHT CAR vs PHI -> Canes
fiercely-loyal field crotch
  05/02/26
Cr Canes won't choke until CF
Boyish Whorehouse Affirmative Action
  05/02/26
Flyers might be able to steal 1 or 2 but they really aren't ...
fiercely-loyal field crotch
  05/02/26
I have a genuine antipathy for the Metro division. So I coul...
Boyish Whorehouse Affirmative Action
  05/02/26
It's going to be interesting with all four eastern goalies -...
fiercely-loyal field crotch
  05/02/26
fiercely-loyal field crotch
  05/03/26
I'm on the anyone but Avs bandwagon. Fuck mackinnon and maka...
mint corner
  05/02/26
Wtf why. I love those guys.
Boyish Whorehouse Affirmative Action
  05/02/26
Cocky ass, crybaby canadians who only made excuses for losin...
mint corner
  05/02/26
That Pacific Division is trash, whoever comes out of it is g...
fiercely-loyal field crotch
  05/02/26
...
Boyish Whorehouse Affirmative Action
  05/02/26
TBL vs MTL -> Tampa, Dobes can't keep this up COL vs MIN...
fiercely-loyal field crotch
  05/03/26
At this point I'm just rooting for you to be wrong
Boyish Whorehouse Affirmative Action
  05/03/26
Dobes and rsf 2 best tOSU alum goalies
Haunting new version telephone
  05/03/26
❌ maybe I'm wrong about Dobes but crazy the Habs could get...
fiercely-loyal field crotch
  05/03/26
Heh. Dobes. Heh.
Big Theatre
  05/04/26
✅ Crazy fucking game
fiercely-loyal field crotch
  05/03/26
Hair fully blown back
Boyish Whorehouse Affirmative Action
  05/04/26
Missed the start of Canes surprised the Flyers are winning t...
fiercely-loyal field crotch
  05/04/26
Ducks have an insanely good young team. Gonna be nasty in a ...
Metal Brass Site
  05/04/26
Pacific defeating the Central would be really funny. Ducks n...
Boyish Whorehouse Affirmative Action
  05/04/26
Dobes is coming back down to earth
fiercely-loyal field crotch
  05/06/26
yikes
Boyish Whorehouse Affirmative Action
  05/06/26
Flyers are toast
fiercely-loyal field crotch
  05/07/26
By law Carolina can only lose in the conference final
Boyish Whorehouse Affirmative Action
  05/07/26
good. Philly is a black hole of depression and death
Dashing narrow-minded filthpig
  05/08/26
Bye bye Philly
fiercely-loyal field crotch
  05/09/26
...
Boyish Whorehouse Affirmative Action
  05/11/26
Fake win
Boyish Whorehouse Affirmative Action
  05/18/26
bye Buffalo ljl
Dashing narrow-minded filthpig
  05/19/26
God damn, fuck VGK
fiercely-loyal field crotch
  05/24/26
Team of destiny
Boyish Whorehouse Affirmative Action
  05/24/26
Update: I am starting to like them. Marner deserves it. Anyt...
Boyish Whorehouse Affirmative Action
  05/25/26


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Date: April 30th, 2026 3:30 PM
Author: Boyish Whorehouse Affirmative Action

McJesus still alive. Terrible team around him but not dead yet. The last two years I predicted the Oilers would win the Cup. So close!

Taking qs obviously.

Wild no longer Suck. Flyers to the Conference Finals ez.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2,#49854745)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 6:22 PM
Author: Orchid Aromatic Dog Poop Spot

the Oilers always get into these tough spots.

I think Vegas or Colorado will win it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2,#49855191)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 6:26 PM
Author: Boyish Whorehouse Affirmative Action

Edmonton has a shit tier roster and that's why they always lose. They also have Jesus on their side who wills them to victory like a Greek God. Only Florida has the Answer.

If Colorado doesn't win the West it's an embarrassment given they have two of the best five players in the league and an excellent supporting cast. They have to at least make the Final to justify their existence. Vegas makes me puke. Go Utah.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2,#49855202)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 7:03 PM
Author: Orchid Aromatic Dog Poop Spot

Vegas has a stuck-up attitude from Eichel and Marner mostly but they have guys like Stone as well. The “Mammoth” guys will learn a lot from the more experienced knights

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2,#49855284)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 7:09 PM
Author: Boyish Whorehouse Affirmative Action

Yeah the Mammoth are cooked. I just can't believe they fired Bruce Cassidy. I thought that was crazy. I have a serious case of Marchessault nostalgia. I cannot stomach the New Regime. Also their gold lamé unis make them all look like homos. You can't unsee it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2,#49855306)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 7:26 PM
Author: Orchid Aromatic Dog Poop Spot

still don’t entirely know why they didn’t choose Yeti. apparently that name was taken by some dipshit bottle company

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2,#49855344)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 7:27 PM
Author: Boyish Whorehouse Affirmative Action

Cr cheap owner didn't want to PAY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2,#49855345)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 7:31 PM
Author: Orchid Aromatic Dog Poop Spot

He may have had mixed vibes from locals who didn’t like Yeti. That owner seems pretty relaxed in his choice of attire wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2,#49855357)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 7:41 PM
Author: Boyish Whorehouse Affirmative Action

Isn't it just a rebrand of the JAZZ uniforms

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2,#49855394)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 6:24 PM
Author: Outnumbered Flesh Clown Senate

Flyers all the way

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2,#49855197)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 6:25 PM
Author: Boyish Whorehouse Affirmative Action

They're not getting past Tampa/Montreal. I think this is the Habs year.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2,#49855199)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 6:54 PM
Author: Orchid Aromatic Dog Poop Spot

I’m happy for the Habs regardless. If they could inject some juice into Laine they might have a chance.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2,#49855252)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 7:06 PM
Author: Boyish Whorehouse Affirmative Action

I thought Tampa was the best team in the East all year. Not the greatest Tampa team ever but they're ultra resilient. Wouldn't surprise me if they came back and won. Whoever gets out of that series is winning the East.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2,#49855295)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 7:11 PM
Author: Orchid Aromatic Dog Poop Spot

it’ll be the Canes or Bolts no doubt. The East is terrible, if you put the Panthers or Jackets in that bracket right now one would win out easily.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2,#49855312)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 7:12 PM
Author: Boyish Whorehouse Affirmative Action

If the Canes win the East I will prolapse my anus on tinychat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2,#49855316)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 7:09 PM
Author: Outnumbered Flesh Clown Senate

canada never wins the cup

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2,#49855307)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 7:11 PM
Author: Boyish Whorehouse Affirmative Action

They have Depth which is something that cannot be said of any recent Canadian team including the Oil Men.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2,#49855313)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 7:20 PM
Author: Orchid Aromatic Dog Poop Spot

the Canadiens have a bunch of youngsters who aren’t used to the playoffs - they need vets like Josh Anderson and Laine to deliver

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2,#49855330)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 7:26 PM
Author: Boyish Whorehouse Affirmative Action

I think they have the right stuff. We're seeing them play at a high level right now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2,#49855342)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 7:31 PM
Author: Metal Brass Site

McDavid is the most overrated queer of all time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2,#49855359)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 7:41 PM
Author: Boyish Whorehouse Affirmative Action

Uhhhhh false lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2,#49855396)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 7:42 PM
Author: Metal Brass Site

Outscored by Evan Rodrigues in a stanley cup final lol. Choked 2 stanleys cup and an olympics

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2,#49855400)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 7:45 PM
Author: Boyish Whorehouse Affirmative Action

Low IQ shtick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2,#49855408)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 7:40 PM
Author: Orchid Aromatic Dog Poop Spot

Wild > Northstars

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2,#49855392)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 7:41 PM
Author: Boyish Whorehouse Affirmative Action

What in the absolute fuck is going on here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2,#49855398)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 7:51 PM
Author: Orchid Aromatic Dog Poop Spot

1:0 at 13:37

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2,#49855427)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 7:58 PM
Author: Orchid Aromatic Dog Poop Spot

just look closely at the Wild logo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2,#49855437)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 8:25 PM
Author: Boyish Whorehouse Affirmative Action

They need a rebrand. I will say the current unis suck less than before.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2,#49855533)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 7:45 PM
Author: mint corner

Cheering for the team usa guys. Want to see either wild with quinn hughes or sabres with thompson win it all. Would love to see mccrybaby fail, not to mention those fags on the avs.

Eichel >>>> mccrybaby

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2,#49855407)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 7:47 PM
Author: Boyish Whorehouse Affirmative Action

Quinn Hughes and Matt Boldy are legit. Definitely rooting for them.

McJesus is the truth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2,#49855410)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 7:49 PM
Author: Metal Brass Site

McFaggot aint getting out of the first round and then probably goes to play in Dallas or vegas or something

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2,#49855421)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 7:53 PM
Author: Big Theatre

I love eichel, but mcdavid is on an entirely different level. Watching the olympics made that clear.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2,#49855430)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 8:22 PM
Author: Boyish Whorehouse Affirmative Action

Jack Hughes said he was shitting his pants when McDavid was bearing down on him. This is why he's very difficult to beat in 5 on 5 hockey. He needs defensemen to be the back stop. He's very hard to beat in 5 on 5.

McJesus is just such a magical player and if you can't see it you hate life and yourself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2,#49855513)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 8:28 PM
Author: Metal Brass Site

So magical how he tried to play the hero and skate the length of the ice without passing in 3 on 3 OT where possession matters more than anything and turned it over and then USA scored the game winner hahahaha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2,#49855539)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 8:46 PM
Author: Boyish Whorehouse Affirmative Action

He's only wired one way, to Win the Cup. This dude had like 100 assists in a season. He sets people up all the time. Jack Hughes can't even make the playoffs dog.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2,#49855608)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 8:57 PM
Author: Metal Brass Site

Hang the 100 assists in a season banner and hold the parade

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2,#49855664)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 9:03 PM
Author: Boyish Whorehouse Affirmative Action

My point is that he's a winning player not a puck hog. And yeah I don't think he will ever be able to do it in Edmonton. I'm a firm believer that Canadian tax and currency problems hold them back. Their system holds them back from at least one star player in free agency per roster if not two. More likely two.

No tax states absolutely dominating The Cup lately. He's got two years after this in Edmonton. I think at that point he will bail. And honestly he should not have signed that extension.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2,#49855684)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 12:41 PM
Author: irradiated crimson church toaster

Tage_Thompson and upstate NYer Alex_Tuch are going to bring it home tonight.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2,#49856921)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 7:53 PM
Author: Big Theatre

Dallas is such a bitchboi team with a hapa as their best player

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2,#49855433)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 8:22 PM
Author: Boyish Whorehouse Affirmative Action

*Habs fans nod nervously*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2,#49855515)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 11:56 PM
Author: Boyish Whorehouse Affirmative Action

it's over

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2,#49856146)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 11:57 PM
Author: Metal Brass Site

Jew Hyman kicking the puck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2,#49856149)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 11:58 PM
Author: Boyish Whorehouse Affirmative Action

GOLAZO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2,#49856157)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 12:08 AM
Author: Metal Brass Site

McPussy has 1 shot lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2,#49856185)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 12:16 AM
Author: Boyish Whorehouse Affirmative Action

gorgeous shot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2,#49856197)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 1:41 AM
Author: mint corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2,#49856329)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 1:43 AM
Author: mint corner

https://x.com/statmuse/status/2050077295298195590?s=61

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2,#49856332)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 1:55 AM
Author: Boyish Whorehouse Affirmative Action

Kings lost to Colorado too. Frauds?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2,#49856339)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 11:42 AM
Author: Big Theatre

The NHL playoff format with forced divisional games is terrible

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2,#49856795)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 11:44 AM
Author: Boyish Whorehouse Affirmative Action

I think it's better than before. More competitive regular season because some divisions are stacked so you have to compete way more. High likelihood of early rivalry series. First two rounds are gas. The main problem with the format is the conference finals are usually lopsided because one division sucks way more than the other.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2,#49856800)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 12:01 PM
Author: Big Theatre

Hockey already has more parity and randomness than other major sports, and teams in weaker divisions already benefit from playing a softer schedule. It kind of sucks forcing a Dallas-Minnesota first round with the winner having to play Colorado, while having 4 shit teams in the other half of the bracket.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2,#49856841)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 1:03 PM
Author: Boyish Whorehouse Affirmative Action

cr but you get a guaranteed great matchup in the 1st round. several right now. and 2nd round is gas brah. You get 2 rounds of mostly quality matchups. Then shit tier CF. Final is good 50% of the time which is better than most other sports.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2,#49856956)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 12:02 PM
Author: Metal Brass Site

Everything this kike bettman touches turns to shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2,#49856846)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 12:50 PM
Author: Dashing narrow-minded filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2,#49856933)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 1:03 PM
Author: Boyish Whorehouse Affirmative Action

oh no he massively grew the sport! revenue and player salaries are way up and the sports is more popular than ever! what a dick!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2,#49856960)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 12:14 PM
Author: Dashing narrow-minded filthpig

lol @ HAtp spazzing out itt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2,#49856878)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 12:33 PM
Author: Metal Brass Site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2,#49856907)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 1:52 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal field crotch

The Flyers suck and are gonna lose to Carolina in 4/5. Carolina or Buffalo to Stanley Cup. Probably Carolina.

Avalanche win it, no other team is close this year.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2,#49857066)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 1:58 PM
Author: Boyish Whorehouse Affirmative Action

Carolina is 100% guaranteed to lose in the CF to Montreal/Tampa

Avs should win the West if they don't it's a choke job

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2,#49857082)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 2:48 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal field crotch

They could maybe lose to Tampa, not Montreal. But MTL will probably go through then lose to Buffalo. MTLs goaltending sucks ass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2,#49857196)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 2:52 PM
Author: Boyish Whorehouse Affirmative Action

MTL-BOS will be a great series

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2,#49857205)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 3:00 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal field crotch

Boston is losing tonight

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2,#49857232)



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 1:18 AM
Author: fiercely-loyal field crotch

Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2,#49858959)



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 1:28 AM
Author: Boyish Whorehouse Affirmative Action

Montreal is cooked too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2,#49858978)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 6:57 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal field crotch

TONIGHT

MTL vs TB -> Tampa Bay

BOS vs BUF -> Buffalo

VGK vs UTA -> Vegas unfortunately

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2,#49857860)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 7:13 PM
Author: Boyish Whorehouse Affirmative Action

Bolts

B's

VGK

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2,#49857929)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 10:19 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal field crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2,#49858334)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 10:25 PM
Author: Boyish Whorehouse Affirmative Action

Now I wish I had picked Utah so I could at least tie you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2,#49858347)



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 1:28 AM
Author: Boyish Whorehouse Affirmative Action

Beginner's luck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2,#49858977)



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 2:30 PM
Author: irradiated crimson church toaster

Get on the xo Sabres Wagon.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2,#49859717)



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 2:43 PM
Author: Boyish Whorehouse Affirmative Action

Bolts Knights Final. I only root for teams from no tax states. The magic of no income tax cannot be understated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2,#49859745)



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 2:49 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal field crotch

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2,#49859754)



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Date: May 6th, 2026 8:27 PM
Author: Trip pink lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2,#49870909)



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 2:49 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal field crotch

TONIGHT

CAR vs PHI -> Canes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2,#49859753)



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 2:51 PM
Author: Boyish Whorehouse Affirmative Action

Cr

Canes won't choke until CF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2,#49859758)



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 2:53 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal field crotch

Flyers might be able to steal 1 or 2 but they really aren't very good. The Penguins are mediocre too. Carolina were always going through here. Only thing that can save Philly is Vladar playing out of his mind.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2,#49859766)



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 3:01 PM
Author: Boyish Whorehouse Affirmative Action

I have a genuine antipathy for the Metro division. So I couldn't care less what they do. I just hope Bolts in 5 in the CF. If Buffalo goes through I don't know what I'll do. But I'm very bullish on TBL. The West I cannot predict.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2,#49859794)



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 6:23 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal field crotch

It's going to be interesting with all four eastern goalies - Andersen, Vladar, Lyon, Vasilevsky playing at a super high level. But you'd expect regression for the two shittier goalies, Lyon and Vladar.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2,#49860230)



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Date: May 3rd, 2026 12:15 AM
Author: fiercely-loyal field crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2,#49860871)



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 5:26 PM
Author: mint corner

I'm on the anyone but Avs bandwagon. Fuck mackinnon and makar, fucking scrubs. Would love to see eichel fuck them in the ass in the WCF. But it would be even sweeter if hughes outplays makar in their series

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2,#49860086)



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 5:28 PM
Author: Boyish Whorehouse Affirmative Action

Wtf why.

I love those guys.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2,#49860090)



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 5:29 PM
Author: mint corner

Cocky ass, crybaby canadians who only made excuses for losing the gold medal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2,#49860098)



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 6:25 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal field crotch

That Pacific Division is trash, whoever comes out of it is getting smoked by whoever wins the Avs/Wild series.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2,#49860234)



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 7:00 PM
Author: Boyish Whorehouse Affirmative Action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2,#49860292)



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Date: May 3rd, 2026 5:56 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal field crotch

TBL vs MTL -> Tampa, Dobes can't keep this up

COL vs MIN -> Avs in a close game

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2,#49862297)



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Date: May 3rd, 2026 6:44 PM
Author: Boyish Whorehouse Affirmative Action

At this point I'm just rooting for you to be wrong

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2,#49862404)



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Date: May 3rd, 2026 8:48 PM
Author: Haunting new version telephone

Dobes and rsf 2 best tOSU alum goalies

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2,#49862696)



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Date: May 3rd, 2026 9:19 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal field crotch

❌ maybe I'm wrong about Dobes but crazy the Habs could get the goals to win on nine shots. Insane puck luck + goaltending.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2,#49862835)



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Date: May 4th, 2026 9:07 AM
Author: Big Theatre

Heh. Dobes. Heh.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2,#49863546)



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Date: May 3rd, 2026 11:49 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal field crotch

✅ Crazy fucking game

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2,#49863187)



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Date: May 4th, 2026 12:01 AM
Author: Boyish Whorehouse Affirmative Action

Hair fully blown back

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2,#49863193)



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Date: May 4th, 2026 7:33 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal field crotch

Missed the start of Canes surprised the Flyers are winning tho. Shit team.

VGK vs ANA -> Ducks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2,#49865121)



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Date: May 4th, 2026 7:43 PM
Author: Metal Brass Site

Ducks have an insanely good young team. Gonna be nasty in a year or 2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2,#49865144)



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Date: May 4th, 2026 7:57 PM
Author: Boyish Whorehouse Affirmative Action

Pacific defeating the Central would be really funny. Ducks nation rise up!

I have only met one genuine die hard Ducks fan in my entire life and he was a Hapa from OC.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2,#49865199)



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Date: May 6th, 2026 8:25 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal field crotch

Dobes is coming back down to earth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2,#49870902)



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Date: May 6th, 2026 8:31 PM
Author: Boyish Whorehouse Affirmative Action

yikes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2,#49870921)



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Date: May 7th, 2026 10:24 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal field crotch

Flyers are toast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2,#49874056)



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Date: May 7th, 2026 10:25 PM
Author: Boyish Whorehouse Affirmative Action

By law Carolina can only lose in the conference final

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2,#49874060)



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Date: May 8th, 2026 9:55 AM
Author: Dashing narrow-minded filthpig

good. Philly is a black hole of depression and death

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2,#49874622)



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Date: May 9th, 2026 9:14 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal field crotch

Bye bye Philly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2,#49877468)



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Date: May 11th, 2026 2:45 AM
Author: Boyish Whorehouse Affirmative Action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2,#49879563)



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Date: May 18th, 2026 10:55 PM
Author: Boyish Whorehouse Affirmative Action

Fake win

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2,#49889360)



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Date: May 19th, 2026 7:38 AM
Author: Dashing narrow-minded filthpig

bye Buffalo ljl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2,#49889629)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 10:31 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal field crotch

God damn, fuck VGK

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2,#49899255)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 10:36 PM
Author: Boyish Whorehouse Affirmative Action

Team of destiny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2,#49899259)



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Date: May 25th, 2026 11:37 AM
Author: Boyish Whorehouse Affirmative Action

Update: I am starting to like them. Marner deserves it. Anything less than MTL VGK af this point will be unwatchable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2,#49899893)