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Got kicked out of Whole Foods for hitting on a woman, woke bullshit

There grabbing lunch and I see this hot woman in leggings. T...
Twisted plum church building police squad
  05/01/26
did you actually call it her "ass crack" when you ...
cheese-eating parlor main people
  05/01/26
Is there a better term? I didn't go to med school
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The ultra tight ones that look like a nude ass tp
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"she blushed and said uh maybe another time" ...
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Can't believe this isn't an EPAH thread
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  05/01/26
If this was an EPAH thread he’d poast pictures of her ...
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  05/01/26
down her ass crack and smell it after tp
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libs ruined everything Libs surveing smoldering, ruined Am...
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Date: May 1st, 2026 5:00 PM
Author: Twisted plum church building police squad

There grabbing lunch and I see this hot woman in leggings. The ultra tight ones that look like a nude ass. So I walk up to her and start a conversation. Things were totally normal. I complimented her on the pants and she was very receptive to that, then I asked if I could run my hand down her ass crack and smell it after and she blushed and said uh maybe another time. So I went to check out, a bald lib man (store manager) rushes me and makes a big show of telling me to leave immediately. He took my photo and said he'd call the police if I ever returned. I gave him my faggy salad and mineral water to put back and went home kinda bemused. Can't do shit anymore as a man.

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Date: May 1st, 2026 5:02 PM
Author: cheese-eating parlor main people

did you actually call it her "ass crack" when you were asking her

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Date: May 1st, 2026 5:03 PM
Author: Twisted plum church building police squad

Is there a better term? I didn't go to med school

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Date: May 1st, 2026 5:05 PM
Author: infuriating aphrodisiac casino boltzmann



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Date: May 1st, 2026 5:08 PM
Author: cheese-eating parlor main people

idk but probably not for someone to use in an event like whats described in the op. 180

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Date: May 1st, 2026 5:29 PM
Author: Tan senate



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Date: May 1st, 2026 5:18 PM
Author: Insanely creepy corn cake set

The ultra tight ones that look like a nude ass tp

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Date: May 2nd, 2026 3:46 AM
Author: Twisted plum church building police squad



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Date: May 1st, 2026 5:24 PM
Author: appetizing nighttime keepsake machete associate

"she blushed and said uh maybe another time"

since you can't go back to the whole foods you should find her at some other place and ask her there. She's clearly open to the idea. Poast everything you know about her and which Whole Foods this was, your XO bros can help you out with the research

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Date: May 2nd, 2026 3:49 AM
Author: disturbing stirring home



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Date: May 21st, 2026 6:56 PM
Author: Twisted plum church building police squad



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Date: May 1st, 2026 8:26 PM
Author: maniacal massive rigpig

Can't believe this isn't an EPAH thread

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Date: May 1st, 2026 10:10 PM
Author: Bespoke sweet tailpipe range

If this was an EPAH thread he’d poast pictures of her leaving his house

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Date: May 1st, 2026 10:32 PM
Author: Buff Station

down her ass crack and smell it after tp

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Date: May 2nd, 2026 3:48 AM
Author: disturbing stirring home

libs ruined everything

Libs surveing smoldering, ruined America: "Well, we did it."

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Date: May 2nd, 2026 3:53 AM
Author: Blue Misunderstood Boistinker



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