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Houston attorney being sought on BEASTIALITY charges

After he accidentally produced videos in litigation. http...
Lascivious newt
  05/22/26
superior anglo culture
Cyan Chad
  05/24/26
a white nationalist might argue that the positive white ster...
Cyan Chad
  05/24/26
dogfucking isnt a cumskin thing bro. dont stereotype them.
Cyan Chad
  05/24/26
white people are the most benevolent, humane, and civilized ...
Cyan Chad
  05/24/26
Wow yeah this one case totally refutes that generalization y...
Cyan Chad
  05/24/26
Oh, so one counterexample does refute a generalization? D...
Cyan Chad
  05/24/26
tons of chinks, niggers, and spics get caught fucking dogs e...
Cyan Chad
  06/10/26
the "West" doesn't exist. there's America and ther...
Cyan Chad
  06/10/26
Denise Frazier https://www.dailymail.com/news/article-1...
Cyan Chad
  06/26/26
yeah that is DEFINITELY an asian female dogfucker
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Website: https://www.swainlawtexas.com/about
Lascivious newt
  05/22/26
In case you are wondering, yes, you will find photos of his ...
Lascivious newt
  05/22/26
"Authorities say she positively identified both Swain a...
Hideous burgundy hell
  05/22/26
Shipley the dog tp
Lascivious newt
  05/22/26
Clients not thrilled: https://x.com/captainelcapo/status/205...
Lascivious newt
  05/22/26
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Glittery Sadistic Fat Ankles Stage
  05/22/26
His moniker?
twisted stage
  05/22/26
Colt
Lascivious newt
  05/22/26
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Pea-brained public bath
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misunderstood aphrodisiac hominid heaven
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Pungent soul-stirring quadroon stead
  05/22/26
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Talented area electric furnace
  05/22/26
Disco Fries
mauve organic girlfriend
  05/22/26
“She then left him and took the dog with her”
excitant clear cuck
  05/22/26
Really puts the B in LGBTQ+
Pea-brained public bath
  05/22/26
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motley bat shit crazy queen of the night
  05/23/26
But she was old enough in dog years!
Pea-brained public bath
  05/22/26
So a dog licking your cock is illegal now?
Glittery Sadistic Fat Ankles Stage
  05/22/26
I thought this was America
Pea-brained public bath
  05/22/26
it's usually spelled "bestiality" which is an inte...
azure school cafeteria boistinker
  05/22/26
(Guy who thinks about these things)
Lascivious newt
  05/22/26
Cums from the Latin bestialis ("of or relating to a bea...
Heady university
  05/22/26
man's BEST friend
Balding theater
  05/22/26
SO WHEN WOMEN DO IT ITS FINE DOG PILL DENIED
Pungent soul-stirring quadroon stead
  05/22/26
Oh shit, this dude was balling: https://www.har.com/homedeta...
Lascivious newt
  05/22/26
all that space, wife still doesn't allow a dude a bit of pri...
mauve organic girlfriend
  05/22/26
what a snoozefest. i'm not a texasmo, but 2.6 for that, in ...
honey-headed sickened kitty cat
  05/22/26
It’s in the second best neighborhood.
Lascivious newt
  05/22/26
why does every room look so fucking tiny
Pungent soul-stirring quadroon stead
  05/22/26
Cpap in bedroom photo. Confirmed poaster.
excitant clear cuck
  05/22/26
Disco Fries, do NOT click the link
Hideous burgundy hell
  05/22/26
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Lascivious newt
  05/22/26
Yeah, and he had a really big house, too.
Amber Space
  05/23/26
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Lascivious newt
  05/23/26
Guessing it’s going to be on the market soon
Lascivious newt
  05/23/26
jfc no taste. what's even the point.
Sexy bateful dingle berry
  05/23/26
That's awful. Range top on the kitchen island. TV just set o...
Glittery Sadistic Fat Ankles Stage
  05/24/26
mods
bronze exciting dog poop crackhouse
  05/22/26
There's a lot of this going around. My friend had a client w...
apoplectic resort headpube
  05/22/26
Where was he allowed to marry his dog?
Plum trust fund
  05/22/26
Wasn't an official wedding. It was some kind of zoophilian o...
apoplectic resort headpube
  05/23/26
Amazing 🐶
Plum trust fund
  05/23/26
This isn't a joke? What do you think was in the psychology o...
coral sanctuary rigpig
  05/22/26
Not a joke. I have no idea why anyone would want to do this....
apoplectic resort headpube
  05/23/26
One of those rare things where you KNOW the perp is white.
free-loading fragrant abode
  05/22/26
But wouldn’t have guessed man.
Lascivious newt
  05/22/26
lol
Hideous burgundy hell
  05/22/26
Well, yeah, the dog was in the bedroom.
Amber Space
  05/23/26
wife MAF because she caught the dog with an outside party
Appetizing chapel mad-dog skullcap
  05/22/26
Apparently he was banging hookers too
Lascivious newt
  05/22/26
fruit of the poisonous tree, she had no right to put up thos...
Appetizing chapel mad-dog skullcap
  05/22/26
Link?
Lascivious newt
  05/23/26
i'm just doing a classic law & order impersonation, it's...
Appetizing chapel mad-dog skullcap
  05/23/26
Shrimp PoBoy leaking jizz
maroon irradiated locale
  05/22/26
https://x.com/bigangrylaw/status/2058084920803594310?s=46
Lascivious newt
  05/23/26
Watch out, he's out on bail: https://x.com/theshellbelle/sta...
Lascivious newt
  05/24/26
LMAO, the PETA people are considering protesting that he was...
Lascivious newt
  05/24/26
His lawyer: https://www.cogdell-law.com/attorney/osso-anthon...
Lascivious newt
  05/24/26
That’s who you hire when you are FUCKED. There’...
pearly plaza
  05/24/26
They have a pretty sick IG
Lascivious newt
  05/24/26
if they have him on video what does the defense even argue h...
Appetizing chapel mad-dog skullcap
  05/24/26
Try to negotiate a favorable plea based on no prior record.
Sticky indirect expression keepsake machete
  05/24/26
Killself seems appropriate
Titillating Rambunctious Faggotry Set
  05/27/26
The rare situation where the wife has a duty to commit an ho...
dashing range mother
  06/17/26
Shipley was asking for it.
Lascivious newt
  05/24/26
AI
mauve organic girlfriend
  05/24/26
"Could've been a Korean boy..."
Glittery Sadistic Fat Ankles Stage
  05/24/26
The dog consented. Hire an expert in dog psychology. Maybe a...
lavender bat-shit-crazy point
  05/25/26


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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:13 PM
Author: Lascivious newt

After he accidentally produced videos in litigation.

https://x.com/theshellbelle/status/2057778672266817750?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,#49894322)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:26 PM
Author: Cyan Chad

superior anglo culture

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,#49899141)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:27 PM
Author: Cyan Chad

a white nationalist might argue that the positive white stereotypes are true and the negative ones (which are what you're referring to) are false. If you're so determined to go around telling everyone that the negative stereotypes are true, then you have to actually provide evidence for them, otherwise we can assume you're just another resentful third-worlder

Date: October 29th, 2025 11:02 PM

Author: Pumonymous

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4307783&forum_id=2#49386554



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,#49899144)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:29 PM
Author: Cyan Chad

dogfucking isnt a cumskin thing bro. dont stereotype them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,#49899153)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:31 PM
Author: Cyan Chad

white people are the most benevolent, humane, and civilized of all the world's peoples, 1000x over.

whatever sins whites have committed, these are nothing next to the barbarisms of other races.

without the influence of whites, humanity would (will) exist in an animal state.

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4042432&forum_id=2#36554919

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,#49899164)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:37 PM
Author: Cyan Chad

Wow yeah this one case totally refutes that generalization you gigantic idiot

Date: October 8th, 2025 1:32 AM

Author: Pumonymous

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5784144&forum_id=2#49333634

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,#49899176)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 11:03 PM
Author: Cyan Chad

Oh, so one counterexample does refute a generalization?

Date: June 10th, 2026 8:22 PM

Author: Pumonymous

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1903735&forum_id=2#49929163

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,#49899283)



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Date: June 10th, 2026 8:34 PM
Author: Cyan Chad

tons of chinks, niggers, and spics get caught fucking dogs every day bro. its not a cumskin thing. DONT STEREOTYPE CUMSKINS!!!!1111

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,#49929205)



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Date: June 10th, 2026 11:19 PM
Author: Cyan Chad

the "West" doesn't exist. there's America and there's the third world.

Date: March 11th, 2026 10:29 AM

Author: dino bravo

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5844333&forum_id=2#49734282

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,#49929657)



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Date: June 26th, 2026 12:31 AM
Author: Cyan Chad

Denise Frazier

https://www.dailymail.com/news/article-11948195/Moment-Mississippi-woman-19-arrested-video-showing-having-intercourse-DOG.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,#49963539)



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Date: August 5th, 2026 11:26 PM
Author: nyuug

yeah that is DEFINITELY an asian female dogfucker

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,#50048514)



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Date: August 6th, 2026 12:02 AM
Author: nyuug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,#50048557)



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Date: June 26th, 2026 12:38 AM
Author: Cyan Chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,#49963546)



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Date: July 1st, 2026 1:12 AM
Author: Cyan Chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,#49972832)



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Date: June 14th, 2026 4:42 PM
Author: Cyan Chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,#49938223)



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Date: June 17th, 2026 9:12 PM
Author: Cyan Chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,#49945345)



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Date: June 21st, 2026 6:28 PM
Author: Cyan Chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,#49953839)



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Date: June 21st, 2026 9:09 PM
Author: Cyan Chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,#49954304)



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Date: May 27th, 2026 9:01 PM
Author: Cyan Chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,#49904544)



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Date: May 27th, 2026 10:56 PM
Author: Cyan Chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,#49904624)



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Date: May 28th, 2026 4:51 PM
Author: Cyan Chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,#49905354)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 8:40 PM
Author: Cyan Chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,#49913982)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 11:42 PM
Author: Cyan Chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,#49914244)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 9:38 PM
Author: Cyan Chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,#49916225)



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Date: June 7th, 2026 11:49 PM
Author: Cyan Chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,#49921504)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:14 PM
Author: Lascivious newt

Website: https://www.swainlawtexas.com/about

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,#49894325)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:16 PM
Author: Lascivious newt

In case you are wondering, yes, you will find photos of his teen daughters at the link.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,#49894888)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:15 PM
Author: Hideous burgundy hell

"Authorities say she positively identified both Swain and the dog in the video."



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,#49894331)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:17 PM
Author: Lascivious newt

Shipley the dog tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,#49894339)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:19 PM
Author: Lascivious newt

Clients not thrilled: https://x.com/captainelcapo/status/2057866318011928948?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,#49894341)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:43 PM
Author: Glittery Sadistic Fat Ankles Stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,#49894393)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:33 PM
Author: twisted stage

His moniker?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,#49894372)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:34 PM
Author: Lascivious newt

Colt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,#49894376)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:36 PM
Author: Pea-brained public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,#49894382)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:29 PM
Author: misunderstood aphrodisiac hominid heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,#49894534)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:56 PM
Author: Pungent soul-stirring quadroon stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,#49894592)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:39 PM
Author: Talented area electric furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,#49894952)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:22 PM
Author: mauve organic girlfriend

Disco Fries

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,#49894902)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:39 PM
Author: excitant clear cuck

“She then left him and took the dog with her”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,#49894384)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:39 PM
Author: Pea-brained public bath

Really puts the B in LGBTQ+

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,#49894386)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:21 PM
Author: motley bat shit crazy queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,#49896189)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:41 PM
Author: Pea-brained public bath

But she was old enough in dog years!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,#49894390)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:43 PM
Author: Glittery Sadistic Fat Ankles Stage

So a dog licking your cock is illegal now?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,#49894392)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:48 PM
Author: Pea-brained public bath

I thought this was America

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,#49894400)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:34 PM
Author: azure school cafeteria boistinker

it's usually spelled "bestiality" which is an interesting etymological question; why drop the "a" ?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,#49894548)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 5:05 PM
Author: Lascivious newt

(Guy who thinks about these things)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,#49894737)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 5:21 PM
Author: Heady university

Cums from the Latin bestialis ("of or relating to a beast")

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,#49894764)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 8:49 PM
Author: Balding theater

man's BEST friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,#49895248)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:56 PM
Author: Pungent soul-stirring quadroon stead

SO WHEN WOMEN DO IT ITS FINE

DOG PILL DENIED

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,#49894593)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:19 PM
Author: Lascivious newt

Oh shit, this dude was balling: https://www.har.com/homedetail/11723-providence-park-houston-tx-77024/8806610

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,#49894892)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:23 PM
Author: mauve organic girlfriend

all that space, wife still doesn't allow a dude a bit of privacy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,#49894904)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:26 PM
Author: honey-headed sickened kitty cat

what a snoozefest. i'm not a texasmo, but 2.6 for that, in houston?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,#49894918)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:39 PM
Author: Lascivious newt

It’s in the second best neighborhood.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,#49894951)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:43 PM
Author: Pungent soul-stirring quadroon stead

why does every room look so fucking tiny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,#49894961)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:47 PM
Author: excitant clear cuck

Cpap in bedroom photo. Confirmed poaster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,#49894967)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:55 PM
Author: Hideous burgundy hell

Disco Fries, do NOT click the link

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,#49894981)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:23 PM
Author: Lascivious newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,#49895055)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 11:28 AM
Author: Amber Space

Yeah, and he had a really big house, too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,#49896118)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 5:21 PM
Author: Lascivious newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,#49896763)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 5:22 PM
Author: Lascivious newt

Guessing it’s going to be on the market soon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,#49896765)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 5:49 PM
Author: Sexy bateful dingle berry

jfc no taste. what's even the point.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,#49896807)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 10:27 PM
Author: Glittery Sadistic Fat Ankles Stage

That's awful. Range top on the kitchen island. TV just set on a credenza. Bitch ass buck hanging in the office. Bed facing the wardrobe and can lights in the master and bath. Tiny pink porch with a tiny back yard. What a fucking disaster no wonder this dude was doing what he did.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,#49899251)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:21 PM
Author: bronze exciting dog poop crackhouse

mods

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,#49894900)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:33 PM
Author: apoplectic resort headpube

There's a lot of this going around. My friend had a client who married his dog. After the client died the dog vanished, presumably hijacked by a fellow cynophilist. The great part is that nobody knew any of this until the female probate paralegal went to the home of the deceased to start inventorying the estate. There were pictures. To quote my friend,referring to the deceased's former doggie spouse, "She turned out to be a real bitch."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,#49894936)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:30 PM
Author: Plum trust fund

Where was he allowed to marry his dog?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,#49895068)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:23 AM
Author: apoplectic resort headpube

Wasn't an official wedding. It was some kind of zoophilian organization that married people to animals and made out marriage certificates. Paralegal found the marriage certificate and the wedding photos. Forgot to ask about what the cake was made of. Tempted to make a woofer comment, but I'm no prize myself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,#49895725)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:30 AM
Author: Plum trust fund

Amazing 🐶

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,#49895736)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:32 PM
Author: coral sanctuary rigpig

This isn't a joke? What do you think was in the psychology of the guys who do this - any common patterns in dog fuckers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,#49895073)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:26 AM
Author: apoplectic resort headpube

Not a joke. I have no idea why anyone would want to do this. It must be a deeply rooted and not terribly uncommon human perversion, or variation if you prefer. There are bestiality porn sites and, as I discovered, associations of people with these inclinations. Lately we have furries, too. We need an abnormal psychologist to weigh in. Psychologists are all abnormal, but you get my drift.

Wikipedia opines, in part:

In many, if not most, jurisdictions, there is no legal precedent for marrying another animal, however; several individuals claim to have done so.

In 1992, an American man named Mark Matthews married his horse. He wrote a memoir describing the concealment of his zoophilia from his Methodist family.[9][10][11][12]

In 2005, an American man ordained with the Universal Life Church married humans and their pets.[13]

A British woman who married her dog created the website MarryYourPet.com, after she became ordained to marry humans with their pets, and has performed about 100 ceremonies.[13][14]

In 2005, another British woman reportedly married a dolphin.[15]

The Sudanese goat marriage incident made headlines in 2006, when a man was forced to marry a goat after being caught in a sexual interaction with it.[16]

Other reports of marriage include animals such as dogs, cats, frogs, and a dolphin.[17][18][19][20][21]

Other incidents of human animal relations took place in 2010, when 18-year-old Balinese man Ngurah Alit was found having sexual intercourse with a cow, who he claimed flirted with him.[22] As part of a Pecaruan ritual, the man was forced to marry the animal.[22] The ceremony was thought to cleanse the village of the immoral act of bestiality.[22] The cow was drowned in the ocean, while Alit's clothes were symbolically submerged in the sea as well.[22]

In 2013, a Brazilian man reportedly married a goat in a Satanic church after his plan was rejected by his evangelical church.[23]

In 2014, internet hoaxer Paul Horner staged a ceremony where he married his pet dog at the Chapel of Our Lady at the Presidio in San Francisco.[24] Many news outlets reported the incident as reality.[25][26]

See also



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,#49895730)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:34 PM
Author: free-loading fragrant abode

One of those rare things where you KNOW the perp is white.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,#49894939)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:40 PM
Author: Lascivious newt

But wouldn’t have guessed man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,#49894955)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:56 PM
Author: Hideous burgundy hell

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,#49894985)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 11:30 AM
Author: Amber Space

Well, yeah, the dog was in the bedroom.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,#49896120)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:01 PM
Author: Appetizing chapel mad-dog skullcap

wife MAF because she caught the dog with an outside party

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,#49895002)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:29 PM
Author: Lascivious newt

Apparently he was banging hookers too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,#49895066)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 8:58 PM
Author: Appetizing chapel mad-dog skullcap

fruit of the poisonous tree, she had no right to put up those cameras. the tape is out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,#49895275)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 6:11 AM
Author: Lascivious newt

Link?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,#49895899)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:14 PM
Author: Appetizing chapel mad-dog skullcap

i'm just doing a classic law & order impersonation, it's probably not germane to the case at hand and this guy is really going to go to prison for animal cruelty in TEXAS for this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,#49896172)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:30 PM
Author: maroon irradiated locale

Shrimp PoBoy leaking jizz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,#49895070)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 9:45 AM
Author: Lascivious newt

https://x.com/bigangrylaw/status/2058084920803594310?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,#49896073)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 5:05 PM
Author: Lascivious newt

Watch out, he's out on bail: https://x.com/theshellbelle/status/2058569279746834937?s=20

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,#49898723)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 5:06 PM
Author: Lascivious newt

LMAO, the PETA people are considering protesting that he was granted bond.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,#49898727)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 5:10 PM
Author: Lascivious newt

His lawyer: https://www.cogdell-law.com/attorney/osso-anthony/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,#49898732)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:25 PM
Author: pearly plaza

That’s who you hire when you are FUCKED.

There’s another Houston lawyer who hired the same team for his upcoming trial (and that one has a missing body).

Another Houston lawyer hired these guys a couple years ago after he got caught poisoning his wife in a botched attempted abortion. He’s celebrating Memorial Day in the dormitory of century old prison farm down on the bayou.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,#49899140)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:38 PM
Author: Lascivious newt

They have a pretty sick IG

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,#49899183)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 7:53 PM
Author: Appetizing chapel mad-dog skullcap

if they have him on video what does the defense even argue here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,#49898996)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 8:00 PM
Author: Sticky indirect expression keepsake machete

Try to negotiate a favorable plea based on no prior record.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,#49899008)



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Date: May 27th, 2026 9:28 PM
Author: Titillating Rambunctious Faggotry Set

Killself seems appropriate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,#49904576)



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Date: June 17th, 2026 9:20 PM
Author: dashing range mother

The rare situation where the wife has a duty to commit an honor killing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,#49945378)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:22 PM
Author: Lascivious newt

Shipley was asking for it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,#49899136)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:40 PM
Author: mauve organic girlfriend

AI

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,#49899187)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 10:31 PM
Author: Glittery Sadistic Fat Ankles Stage

"Could've been a Korean boy..."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,#49899254)



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Date: May 25th, 2026 11:24 AM
Author: lavender bat-shit-crazy point

The dog consented. Hire an expert in dog psychology. Maybe a dog hypnotist. I don’t want to spend too much time thinking about this unless I’m getting paid.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,#49899877)