I'm disappointed no one from the future has made it back to save us
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Date: May 24th, 2026 2:01 PM Author: Fiercely-loyal whorehouse
from this shitty ass world.
It means future humans never figured out how to come back or how to fix are problems.
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Date: May 24th, 2026 2:02 PM Author: Lemon Gaming Laptop
oh they did
but they were jewish
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Date: May 24th, 2026 4:10 PM Author: Fiercely-loyal whorehouse
Speaking of Jews, Jesus could have been a time traveler who traveled all the way back to the year 1.
From his birth until his public appearance around age ~30, there is little to no historical record of his life, so his entire youth is largely unaccounted for. So it is plausible that he arrived from "somewhere".
When he showed up, he was able to perform all kinds of miracles and taught humans to be decent to one another.
He was either a time traveler, the real Messiah, or some kind of human-alien hybrid.
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Date: May 24th, 2026 2:02 PM Author: massive brethren degenerate
Maybe humanity makes it out OK and they don't wanna fuck with the timeline.
Probably not, but maybe.
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Date: May 25th, 2026 9:19 PM Author: razzle theatre
*hologram of lefteye reaching out to you as you slowly lose grip on the cliff edge*
*her ectoplasm hand phases through your arm*
"actions have consequences"
*you lose grip and fall down into the hell spires*
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Date: May 25th, 2026 9:45 PM Author: Vibrant volcanic crater
They traveled back in time to be in a position to avert nuclear catastrophe, which they've done multiple times. That's the best kept secret of all global powers. Extraterrestrial life is what they call it. In reality it's the future saving themselves while trying to do minimal damage to the timeline.
The top elite in all of those global powers who understand this also have their own code and level of untouchability that leads to extremely deviant behavior and the associated illicit trades.
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