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CIA officer arrested with $40M in gold bars. Fucking wild
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Date: May 28th, 2026 5:22 PM Author: Flatulent lemon karate abode Rush requested from the government 'a significant quantity of foreign currency and tens of millions of dollars in gold bars for work-related expenses' between November 2025 and March 2026, the court papers say.
Rush, who is described as a 'Senior Executive Service level' employee, received the currency and gold bars.
The affidavit does not reveal why Rush would need such a large quantity of gold and money.
https://www.dailymail.com/news/article-15856029/cia-david-rush-gold-bars-virginia.html |
Date: May 28th, 2026 5:30 PM Author: Flatulent lemon karate abode He faked getting two degrees to get hired & now he's doing basically the dirtiest ops that our government is behind? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5869668&forum_id=2,#49905435) |
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Date: May 28th, 2026 5:50 PM Author: Swashbuckling Sickened Corner ok first of all (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5869668&forum_id=2,#49905458) |
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Date: May 28th, 2026 6:16 PM Author: Slate puppy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5869668&forum_id=2,#49905488) |
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Date: May 28th, 2026 6:34 PM Author: Primrose Effete Affirmative Action lmao at him faking having gone to Clemson
if youre gonna lie, why not go big
also a TS/SCI isn't that rigorous compared to background checks in the private sector. the DCSA is just slow and bureaucratic.
a private organization could do it in a few weeks and be more rigorous |
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Date: May 28th, 2026 6:46 PM Author: Slate puppy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5869668&forum_id=2,#49905553) |
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Date: May 28th, 2026 8:13 PM Author: maize fluffy generalized bond After the 2015 OPM hack, everyone freaked out and the system slowed to a crawl for like five years. I think they were literally just scared to put certain info in the computer (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5869668&forum_id=2,#49905653) |
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Date: May 28th, 2026 8:49 PM Author: glittery insane community account sir, i'll have you know that clemson is a fine school - damn fine (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5869668&forum_id=2,#49905711) |
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Date: May 28th, 2026 8:12 PM Author: maize fluffy generalized bond Fake diplomas are not an avenue of exploitation and they were never looking for reasons to ding you (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5869668&forum_id=2,#49905652) |
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Date: May 29th, 2026 12:23 AM Author: Misunderstood orange range dragon This is the public sector version of pay $5000 to go to law school then become a biglaw partner in 6 years billing 1400 hours hanging around an office of all-male attorneys with all-female support staff. Really gets me how much the ladder has been pulled up. Current entrants in the job market could NEVER hope to do a 40mm gold bar government fraud. And AI is only going to pull the ladder harder. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5869668&forum_id=2,#49906113) |
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Date: May 28th, 2026 6:18 PM Author: Self-centered Shaky School up his ass (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5869668&forum_id=2,#49905491) |
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Date: May 28th, 2026 6:46 PM Author: flirting diverse indirect expression “small fortune”
lol @ 2026 |
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Date: May 28th, 2026 7:07 PM Author: aphrodisiac transparent menage alpha A middle class haul (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5869668&forum_id=2,#49905590) |
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Date: May 28th, 2026 8:09 PM Author: Spectacular maniacal shrine dopamine (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5869668&forum_id=2,#49905643) |
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Date: May 28th, 2026 7:05 PM Author: Dark vibrant famous landscape painting elastic band This is an even wilder story than this description makes it sound. It sounds like the guy lied his way into the CIA which makes our CIA look ljl levels of incompetent. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5869668&forum_id=2,#49905587) |
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Date: May 28th, 2026 7:06 PM Author: laughsome bright station that's actually not necessarily an indictment of their selection process considering how much CIA agents need to lie to do their jobs (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5869668&forum_id=2,#49905588) |
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Date: May 28th, 2026 7:49 PM Author: arousing police squad (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5869668&forum_id=2,#49905608) |
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Date: May 28th, 2026 8:57 PM Author: maize fluffy generalized bond Going to Clemson is as good as never going to college at all (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5869668&forum_id=2,#49905726) |
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Date: May 28th, 2026 7:59 PM Author: Flatulent lemon karate abode Seems pretty crazy to store 600lbs of gold at home. Your freedom is worth more than the money.
At the same time, not sure where I'd hide 600lbs of gold. |
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Date: May 28th, 2026 8:08 PM Author: adulterous rigpig In a small suitcase? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5869668&forum_id=2,#49905639) |
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Date: May 28th, 2026 8:16 PM Author: appetizing fear-inspiring point selfie For context, if you were to turn 600lbs of gold into a single cube shaped bar, it would be 9.5" x 9.5". Literally smaller than most of my dildos. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5869668&forum_id=2,#49905655) |
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Date: May 28th, 2026 9:53 PM Author: Flatulent lemon karate abode It's not per se the size (although that does sound a bit smaller that what I mentally envisioned).
It's more that if you you put it anywhere with your name on it and they search it, you're fucked for life.
So maybe you do something goofy like rent a storage unit under an assumed name. Prepay the lease for as long as possible, set up some kind of monitoring. Or simply just bury it in the woods.
Even that could get tricky. $40M is a ton of money. Every day, there's a chance you may just die in a sudden manner. You practically owe it to your heirs to somehow notify them that there's something valuable buried somewhere. |
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Date: May 29th, 2026 12:27 AM Author: Misunderstood orange range dragon that's crazy. had no idea gold is almost 3x as dense as iron (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5869668&forum_id=2,#49906116) |
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Date: May 29th, 2026 11:45 PM Author: adulterous rigpig (Goy who does not count gold coins all night) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5869668&forum_id=2,#49907301) |
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Date: May 28th, 2026 8:09 PM Author: appetizing fear-inspiring point selfie Good friend of mine who's a perfectly upstanding (White) guy who never did drugs and very mentally normal / stable spent years getting turned down from various fed jobs because he kept failing the background checks and he could never figure out why. (This is after he spent 4 years or whatever as an officer in the military, reaching captain before moving to reserves and now I think he may be whatever rank is above captain in the reserves).
Was def rejected by the FBI, and at least 2-3 other agencies, but not sure which ones. If I recall correctly, each time it was when he made it through the normal hiring process and was in the final background check / psych testing stages.
Really makes the situation with this guy seem even more insane.
(Ended up getting an MBA and now is a product manager or something similar at a big tech company) Edit: Fuck it, its Amazon. |
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Date: May 28th, 2026 8:17 PM Author: maize fluffy generalized bond They didn't believe him when he said he never did drugs. Not flame this happens (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5869668&forum_id=2,#49905658) |
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Date: May 28th, 2026 8:11 PM Author: maize fluffy generalized bond "between November 2025 and March 2026," (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5869668&forum_id=2,#49905650) |
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Date: May 28th, 2026 8:19 PM Author: adulterous rigpig Looks like he did not make it to Argentina. He is not Peter Thiel. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5869668&forum_id=2,#49905661) |
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Date: May 28th, 2026 8:42 PM Author: maize fluffy generalized bond "Rush, who is described as a 'Senior Executive Service level' employee,"
You're either SES or not. What else is there? Did Trump appoint him directly? |
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Date: May 28th, 2026 10:38 PM Author: adulterous rigpig Hilarious thread. He got arrested because he did not pay off whom he should have payed off. That’s your banana republic government, and your “intelligence agencies”, get used to it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5869668&forum_id=2,#49905912) |
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