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Could you beat Disco Fries in finishing 2000 calorie meal then running 1 mile?
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Date: July 7th, 2025 6:14 PM Author: Arrogant at-the-ready philosopher-king For $30M
Platter will be slopped in front of you both at same moment and the judge waits a mile away
Throw TSINAH in as a third competitor |
Date: July 8th, 2025 9:17 AM Author: Arrogant at-the-ready philosopher-king (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747270&forum_id=2/#49081953) |
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Date: July 8th, 2025 9:20 AM Author: cracking station Depends entirely on what the food is. Both of those fat retarded ogres eat weird disgusting shit. People that fat never eat anything normal and it’s always just gross. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747270&forum_id=2/#49081959) |
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Date: July 8th, 2025 9:26 AM Author: titillating lodge newt I am a huge fan of phonemos but this is the dumbest hypo in the world given that DF is 700 pounds and probably doesnt have any bones left in his feet.
so the hypo involves sitting at a diner, slowly sucking on chicken wings, and then casually walking for ~roughly 22 minutes, where you pass by the cadaver of someone tattered by vultures |
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Date: July 8th, 2025 9:36 AM Author: cracking station Calories from eating poop does not count for the sake of the hypo. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747270&forum_id=2/#49082011) |
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Date: July 8th, 2025 11:11 AM Author: titillating lodge newt you ate 2000 calories of dried cum from a tradcaths asshole who wouldnt let you touch the other hole (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747270&forum_id=2/#49082282) |
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Date: July 8th, 2025 11:58 AM Author: cracking station Nope.
But you do eat poop. Very cool and sophisticated. |
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Date: July 8th, 2025 1:42 PM Author: titillating lodge newt You are very cool and interesting and the fact that your virgin tradcath fucked a 5'6 Albanian criminal, a repulsive ogre carsalesman, and the best, a geriatric jew, has nothing to do with you so stop taking this personally (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747270&forum_id=2/#49082732) |
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Date: July 8th, 2025 1:42 PM Author: cracking station You’re just mad because poop eater month is over.
Also no way that albaninigger is that tall. |
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Date: July 8th, 2025 1:45 PM Author: titillating lodge newt Oh Noam i don't normally fuck 5'7 men on the first date but you're so sooooo Jewish (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747270&forum_id=2/#49082746) |
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Date: July 8th, 2025 1:48 PM Author: cracking station What’s so bad about eating poop? Shouldn’t you be proud? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747270&forum_id=2/#49082757) |
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Date: July 8th, 2025 1:49 PM Author: titillating lodge newt She paid for Martin's Uber from jail so she could get fucked faster (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747270&forum_id=2/#49082767) |
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Date: July 8th, 2025 1:51 PM Author: cracking station If it bothers you that much you know you can just stop eating poop, right? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747270&forum_id=2/#49082768) |
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Date: July 8th, 2025 11:36 AM Author: Histrionic obsidian karate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747270&forum_id=2/#49082361) |
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Date: July 8th, 2025 9:28 AM Author: Violet fighting meetinghouse jew You could take 8 hours to finish the 2000 cals and still win. Disco Fats would have a heart attack if he tried to lug his corpulence that far. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747270&forum_id=2/#49081971) |
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Date: July 8th, 2025 11:59 AM Author: territorial kink-friendly hall this seems impossible to lose, count me in (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747270&forum_id=2/#49082425) |
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Date: July 8th, 2025 1:09 PM Author: cobalt 180 hunting ground (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747270&forum_id=2/#49082639) |
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Date: July 8th, 2025 12:03 PM Author: Sadistic boistinker home This is much more difficult than people are acknowledging. Disco fries will be able to traverse the mile in 12 minutes. Even granting that xo posters are all better-than-world-class athletes, I don't think they're going to do better than a 5 minute mile immediately after eating 2,000 calories. That means you need to eat the 2,000 calories meal no slower than 7 minutes slower then disco fries. There's a huge meal for a typical person, but you know disco fries will just hoover it up (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747270&forum_id=2/#49082437) |
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Date: July 8th, 2025 12:05 PM Author: territorial kink-friendly hall "Disco fries will be able to traverse the mile in 12 minutes."
No |
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Date: July 8th, 2025 12:54 PM Author: Sadistic boistinker home Yes. He walks a lot. On flat, even terrain, he can definitely do a 12 minute mile (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747270&forum_id=2/#49082593) |
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Date: July 8th, 2025 12:56 PM Author: curious primrose sanctuary he's like 8 feet tall, his stride is enormous (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747270&forum_id=2/#49082597) |
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Date: July 8th, 2025 1:47 PM Author: territorial kink-friendly hall sure but he'll get winded after 10 of those strides (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747270&forum_id=2/#49082750) |
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Date: July 8th, 2025 12:58 PM Author: dashing bistre forum trust fund interpreting this hypo strictly this is impossible to lose because disco fries cannot *run* a mile. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747270&forum_id=2/#49082600) |