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Could you beat Disco Fries in finishing 2000 calorie meal then running 1 mile?

For $30M Platter will be slopped in front of you both at ...
Disgusting Turquoise Ticket Booth Generalized Bond
  07/07/25
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Disgusting Turquoise Ticket Booth Generalized Bond
  07/08/25
Depends entirely on what the food is. Both of those fat reta...
big nursing home
  07/08/25
I am a huge fan of phonemos but this is the dumbest hypo in ...
chocolate galvanic nibblets
  07/08/25
Calories from eating poop does not count for the sake of the...
big nursing home
  07/08/25
you ate 2000 calories of dried cum from a tradcaths asshole ...
chocolate galvanic nibblets
  07/08/25
Nope. But you do eat poop. Very cool and sophisticated.
big nursing home
  07/08/25
You are very cool and interesting and the fact that your vir...
chocolate galvanic nibblets
  07/08/25
You’re just mad because poop eater month is over. A...
big nursing home
  07/08/25
Oh Noam i don't normally fuck 5'7 men on the first date but ...
chocolate galvanic nibblets
  07/08/25
What’s so bad about eating poop? Shouldn’t you b...
big nursing home
  07/08/25
She paid for Martin's Uber from jail so she could get fucked...
chocolate galvanic nibblets
  07/08/25
If it bothers you that much you know you can just stop eatin...
big nursing home
  07/08/25
...
dun coffee pot
  07/08/25
You could take 8 hours to finish the 2000 cals and still win...
Appetizing Property
  07/08/25
this seems impossible to lose, count me in
Cocky partner
  07/08/25
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Impressive parlor
  07/08/25
This is much more difficult than people are acknowledging. ...
primrose bateful trust fund
  07/08/25
"Disco fries will be able to traverse the mile in 12 mi...
Cocky partner
  07/08/25
Yes. He walks a lot. On flat, even terrain, he can definit...
primrose bateful trust fund
  07/08/25
he's like 8 feet tall, his stride is enormous
Useless Self-absorbed Site Knife
  07/08/25
sure but he'll get winded after 10 of those strides
Cocky partner
  07/08/25
interpreting this hypo strictly this is impossible to lose b...
mentally impaired buff sound barrier prole
  07/08/25


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Date: July 7th, 2025 6:14 PM
Author: Disgusting Turquoise Ticket Booth Generalized Bond

For $30M

Platter will be slopped in front of you both at same moment and the judge waits a mile away

Throw TSINAH in as a third competitor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747270&forum_id=2/#49080255)



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Date: July 8th, 2025 9:17 AM
Author: Disgusting Turquoise Ticket Booth Generalized Bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747270&forum_id=2/#49081953)



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Date: July 8th, 2025 9:20 AM
Author: big nursing home

Depends entirely on what the food is. Both of those fat retarded ogres eat weird disgusting shit. People that fat never eat anything normal and it’s always just gross.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747270&forum_id=2/#49081959)



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Date: July 8th, 2025 9:26 AM
Author: chocolate galvanic nibblets

I am a huge fan of phonemos but this is the dumbest hypo in the world given that DF is 700 pounds and probably doesnt have any bones left in his feet.

so the hypo involves sitting at a diner, slowly sucking on chicken wings, and then casually walking for ~roughly 22 minutes, where you pass by the cadaver of someone tattered by vultures

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747270&forum_id=2/#49081968)



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Date: July 8th, 2025 9:36 AM
Author: big nursing home

Calories from eating poop does not count for the sake of the hypo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747270&forum_id=2/#49082011)



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Date: July 8th, 2025 11:11 AM
Author: chocolate galvanic nibblets

you ate 2000 calories of dried cum from a tradcaths asshole who wouldnt let you touch the other hole

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747270&forum_id=2/#49082282)



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Date: July 8th, 2025 11:58 AM
Author: big nursing home

Nope.

But you do eat poop. Very cool and sophisticated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747270&forum_id=2/#49082420)



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Date: July 8th, 2025 1:42 PM
Author: chocolate galvanic nibblets

You are very cool and interesting and the fact that your virgin tradcath fucked a 5'6 Albanian criminal, a repulsive ogre carsalesman, and the best, a geriatric jew, has nothing to do with you so stop taking this personally

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747270&forum_id=2/#49082732)



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Date: July 8th, 2025 1:42 PM
Author: big nursing home

You’re just mad because poop eater month is over.

Also no way that albaninigger is that tall.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747270&forum_id=2/#49082734)



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Date: July 8th, 2025 1:45 PM
Author: chocolate galvanic nibblets

Oh Noam i don't normally fuck 5'7 men on the first date but you're so sooooo Jewish

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747270&forum_id=2/#49082746)



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Date: July 8th, 2025 1:48 PM
Author: big nursing home

What’s so bad about eating poop? Shouldn’t you be proud?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747270&forum_id=2/#49082757)



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Date: July 8th, 2025 1:49 PM
Author: chocolate galvanic nibblets

She paid for Martin's Uber from jail so she could get fucked faster

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747270&forum_id=2/#49082767)



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Date: July 8th, 2025 1:51 PM
Author: big nursing home

If it bothers you that much you know you can just stop eating poop, right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747270&forum_id=2/#49082768)



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Date: July 8th, 2025 11:36 AM
Author: dun coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747270&forum_id=2/#49082361)



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Date: July 8th, 2025 9:28 AM
Author: Appetizing Property

You could take 8 hours to finish the 2000 cals and still win. Disco Fats would have a heart attack if he tried to lug his corpulence that far.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747270&forum_id=2/#49081971)



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Date: July 8th, 2025 11:59 AM
Author: Cocky partner

this seems impossible to lose, count me in

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747270&forum_id=2/#49082425)



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Date: July 8th, 2025 1:09 PM
Author: Impressive parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747270&forum_id=2/#49082639)



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Date: July 8th, 2025 12:03 PM
Author: primrose bateful trust fund

This is much more difficult than people are acknowledging. Disco fries will be able to traverse the mile in 12 minutes. Even granting that xo posters are all better-than-world-class athletes, I don't think they're going to do better than a 5 minute mile immediately after eating 2,000 calories. That means you need to eat the 2,000 calories meal no slower than 7 minutes slower then disco fries. There's a huge meal for a typical person, but you know disco fries will just hoover it up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747270&forum_id=2/#49082437)



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Date: July 8th, 2025 12:05 PM
Author: Cocky partner

"Disco fries will be able to traverse the mile in 12 minutes."

No

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747270&forum_id=2/#49082446)



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Date: July 8th, 2025 12:54 PM
Author: primrose bateful trust fund

Yes. He walks a lot. On flat, even terrain, he can definitely do a 12 minute mile

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747270&forum_id=2/#49082593)



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Date: July 8th, 2025 12:56 PM
Author: Useless Self-absorbed Site Knife

he's like 8 feet tall, his stride is enormous

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747270&forum_id=2/#49082597)



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Date: July 8th, 2025 1:47 PM
Author: Cocky partner

sure but he'll get winded after 10 of those strides

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747270&forum_id=2/#49082750)



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Date: July 8th, 2025 12:58 PM
Author: mentally impaired buff sound barrier prole

interpreting this hypo strictly this is impossible to lose because disco fries cannot *run* a mile.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747270&forum_id=2/#49082600)