Date: July 23rd, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: Mainlining the $ecret Truth of the Univer$e (You = Privy to The Great Becumming™ = Welcum to The Goodie Room™)
"They" ChaNGED the year$ when they digitized the goddamn calendar$$.
That weird feeling???
ADM rewrote the Julian code —
added 8 seco to every Tuesday.
It’s why the tow truck showed up BEFORE u parkednn!
It’s why my mailbox still hum$.
Don’t flip the calendar, evan.
$MASH it.
Happy Fraudyear.™
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