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Jurassic Park 1 & 2 but Jeff Goldblum's character is played by Jerry Seinfeld

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Charismatic locus gaping
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*Newman gets eaten by a dinosaur* Well, that’s a sh...
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slate elastic band death wish
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HAMMOND: The park is really quite spectacular. We've spared ...
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HAMMOND played by Mr Pitt
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Jerry making his horse-faced "ewww" expression upo...
Charismatic locus gaping
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indigo mad cow disease
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And where do they come up these dinosaur names anyway? I me...
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Boyish Liquid Oxygen
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*watches George struggling ungainly up the hill to escape a ...
slate elastic band death wish
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iirc in the actual crichton novel Hammond gets eaten by a pa...
Charismatic locus gaping
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it's a good book. i didn't really get ellison vibes from ...
slate elastic band death wish
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also in junior high. i remember being shocked by the sexual...
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seedy marvelous corner
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*hits on Lex Murphy instead of Dr Sattler*
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Date: July 16th, 2025 1:09 AM
Author: Charismatic locus gaping



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Date: July 16th, 2025 1:14 AM
Author: Beady-eyed hairy legs

*Newman gets eaten by a dinosaur*

Well, that’s a shame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750882&forum_id=2/#49104890)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 1:19 AM
Author: Charismatic locus gaping



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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:13 AM
Author: slate elastic band death wish



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Date: July 16th, 2025 1:14 PM
Author: Ruddy frisky office psychic



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Date: July 16th, 2025 1:26 AM
Author: Titillating fortuitous meteor

HAMMOND: The park is really quite spectacular. We've spared no expense.

MALCOLM: I think I noticed a few vulnerabilities you may have overlooked.

*laughter*

HAMMOND: Vulnerabilities? Whatever do you mean?

MALCOLM: Those giant electrified fences, for instance. Did you ever consider what might happen if the power fails?

HAMMOND: That's extremely unlikely.

MALCOLM: Life, evolution, you and me here right now. That was extremely unlikely as well.

HAMMOND: The park is perfectly safe for our guests. We've considered every possibility.

MALCOLM: Well, I don't think you have.

*laughter*

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Date: July 16th, 2025 1:27 AM
Author: Beady-eyed hairy legs



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Date: July 16th, 2025 1:44 AM
Author: Charismatic locus gaping



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Date: July 16th, 2025 2:17 AM
Author: dashing chrome set reading party



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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:12 AM
Author: Charismatic locus gaping

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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:14 AM
Author: slate elastic band death wish



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Date: July 16th, 2025 1:00 PM
Author: curious infuriating quadroon



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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:13 AM
Author: slate elastic band death wish



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Date: July 16th, 2025 1:15 PM
Author: Ruddy frisky office psychic

HAMMOND played by Mr Pitt

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Date: July 16th, 2025 1:45 AM
Author: Charismatic locus gaping

Jerry making his horse-faced "ewww" expression upon meeting his black gymnast daughter in 2

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Date: July 16th, 2025 12:57 PM
Author: indigo mad cow disease



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Date: July 16th, 2025 2:31 AM
Author: Electric startling blood rage

And where do they come up these dinosaur names anyway? I mean, Tyrannosaurus Rex? It's like, no wonder he's on a murderous rampage, you hear what his brother Oedipus did to their mom and dad?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750882&forum_id=2/#49104974)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 2:34 AM
Author: Charismatic locus gaping



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Date: July 16th, 2025 6:51 AM
Author: Cracking kink-friendly regret lettuce



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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:13 AM
Author: slate elastic band death wish



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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:25 AM
Author: Boyish Liquid Oxygen



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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:14 AM
Author: slate elastic band death wish

*watches George struggling ungainly up the hill to escape a dinosaur*

"Life, uh, finds a way."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750882&forum_id=2/#49105164)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:17 AM
Author: Charismatic locus gaping

iirc in the actual crichton novel Hammond gets eaten by a pack of compsognathus while struggling to get up a hill

that book was actually really grim, reminded me of Ellison at times

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750882&forum_id=2/#49105167)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:21 AM
Author: slate elastic band death wish

it's a good book.

i didn't really get ellison vibes from it--the writing is much more straightforward than anything HE ever did, even in his earliest days, IMO--but I read the book when I was in junior high so maybe there's stuff I've missed.

you've read Sphere, right? That's my favorite Crichton (and that one actually does have some Ellisonian touches around the edges now that I think about it).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750882&forum_id=2/#49105177)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 12:52 PM
Author: Charismatic locus gaping

also in junior high. i remember being shocked by the sexual content in jp

there was a bitterness in it that i'd recall when i was later introduced to ellison's stuff

sphere i don't think i ever read although i saw the film at some point but don't remember much of anything about it

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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:18 AM
Author: glassy deep stag film

Hammond: "Oh, that's Mr. DNA! We hired a top comedian for the voice acting, a Mr. Kenny Bania, I'm sure you know his work."

Malcolm (Jerry): *winces*

They watch the video, and Hammond and Ellie laugh at all of Bania's dumb jokes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750882&forum_id=2/#49105171)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:20 AM
Author: Charismatic locus gaping



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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:21 AM
Author: slate elastic band death wish



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Date: July 16th, 2025 12:47 PM
Author: dashing chrome set reading party



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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:21 AM
Author: seedy marvelous corner



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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:49 AM
Author: dead laser beams

*hits on Lex Murphy instead of Dr Sattler*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750882&forum_id=2/#49105213)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:50 AM
Author: slate elastic band death wish



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Date: July 16th, 2025 10:24 AM
Author: Charismatic locus gaping



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Date: July 16th, 2025 12:39 PM
Author: glassy deep stag film



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Date: July 16th, 2025 1:00 PM
Author: indigo mad cow disease



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Date: July 16th, 2025 1:24 PM
Author: Ruddy frisky office psychic

The child Timmy Murphy find night-goggles in back of electric vehicle and start playing with them.

TimmyMurphy: "Oh cool, night vision!"

Lawyer Jackie Chiles: "Dem be heavy?"

Tim Murphy nods yes.

Lawyer Jackie Chiles: "If it over 7 pound, you kids put it down!"

Reluctantly, Timmy takes night vision goggles off as it begins to rain harder.



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