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Found a way to rage bait foreigners. Watching WC at a bar, yell "JUST BOOT IT!"
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Date: June 16th, 2026 11:25 AM Author: Prolific Pathological Interweb Liar Over and over again.
No way you're leaving that bar without chucking knucks |
Date: June 16th, 2026 11:32 AM Author: .,.....,.,.;,.,,,:,.,.,::,...,:,..;,.., you stupid americans don't UNDERSTAND futbol. your not supposed to actually try to score. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874676&forum_id=2/#49941962) |
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Date: June 16th, 2026 12:07 PM Author: Prolific Pathological Interweb Liar (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874676&forum_id=2/#49941976) |
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Date: June 16th, 2026 12:26 PM Author: .,.....,.,.;,.,,,:,.,.,::,...,:,..;,.., you don't miss 100% of the shots you don't take (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874676&forum_id=2/#49941994) |
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Date: June 16th, 2026 12:28 PM Author: need tokens it's bad luck to get more than 2 goals in a game (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874676&forum_id=2/#49941997) |
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Date: June 16th, 2026 1:54 PM Author: Taylor Swift is not a hobby she is a lifestyle (πΊπΈ π΅π±) IT'S ABOUT GAMEPLAY, CLOCK MANAGEMENT, AND SPORTSMANSHIP LIKE TAKING A NOSE DIVE BECAUSE SOMEONE TOUCHED YOUR JERSEY (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874676&forum_id=2/#49942078) |
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Date: June 16th, 2026 12:17 PM Author: screen inhabitor "WHY AREN'T THEY JUST KICKING IT IN THE GOAL?? ARE THEY FUCKING STUPID??!?!?" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874676&forum_id=2/#49941987) |
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Date: June 16th, 2026 12:33 PM Author: Prolific Pathological Interweb Liar The goal is HUGE and the goalie is tiny. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874676&forum_id=2/#49942002) |
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Date: June 16th, 2026 12:35 PM Author: Nazca Redlines One of my sons is coming along as a soccer player, and 2 of the things we're working on are: (1) taking a good shot when you have one, rather than trying to manufacture a great shot and (2) putting the ball in the middle of the field for your teammates, instead of trying to dribble around a bunch of defenders to create a great shot--that is unlikely to come to fruition--for yourself. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874676&forum_id=2/#49942007) |
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Date: June 16th, 2026 12:47 PM Author: Biglaw partner throwin' ya some overtime Soccer desperately needs to be moneyballed. 400 shots on goal a game from all over the field. Block the goalie's view with guys on shoulders, forming a circle around the ball as its dribbled downfield, etc. Lots of low hanging fruit here. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874676&forum_id=2/#49942018) |
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Date: June 16th, 2026 12:47 PM Author: screen inhabitor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874676&forum_id=2/#49942019) |
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Date: June 16th, 2026 1:21 PM Author: ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, i saw a funny clip from Cal Ripken but can't find it now. he was a standout soccer player in high school and was recruited for college soccer.
anyway, some famous soccer player was asking Ripken about his playing style and Ripken said he was always ready to take a good shot on goal. the player asked what Ripken considered a good shot and Ripken laughed and said "anything within 50 yards was a good shot for me." |
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Date: June 16th, 2026 1:48 PM Author: .,.....,.,.;,.,,,:,.,.,::,...,:,..;,.., also there are no enforcers. they barely sub and have an entire bench sitting there with faggy vests never seeing any action. get one or two of them to be the team instigators and put them in to fuck with the other team if you're fighting an uphill battle like paragay was (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874676&forum_id=2/#49942072) |
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Date: June 16th, 2026 1:56 PM Author: Taylor Swift is not a hobby she is a lifestyle (πΊπΈ π΅π±) I don't get why goalies wear mickey mouse gloves. Can someone explain like I'm 40? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874676&forum_id=2/#49942081) |
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Date: June 16th, 2026 1:00 PM Author: .,.,.,.,.,...,.,,.,,.....,.,..,.,,...,.,.,,...,. This works for kids leagues, but won't work in the pros (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874676&forum_id=2/#49942037) |
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Date: June 16th, 2026 12:32 PM Author: Nazca Redlines (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874676&forum_id=2/#49942001) |
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Date: June 16th, 2026 1:15 PM Author: ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, one trick that works everytime: says "well if our NFL players had played soccer, the US would be better than the rest of the world." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874676&forum_id=2/#49942041) |
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Date: June 16th, 2026 1:17 PM Author: Guy Debord Why can't they keep playing until the tie is broken? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874676&forum_id=2/#49942045) |
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Date: June 16th, 2026 1:19 PM Author: screen inhabitor WHY DON'T THEY JUST SCORE MORE GOALS THAN THE OTHER TEAM
ARE THEY FUCKING STUPID??! |
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Date: June 16th, 2026 1:54 PM Author: the walter white of this generation (walt jr.) Ties are really faggy. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874676&forum_id=2/#49942077) |
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Date: June 16th, 2026 1:56 PM Author: Guy Debord 8 of the first 19 games in the World Cup ended in a tie-- including a 0-0 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874676&forum_id=2/#49942082) |