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Really hope my FRIENDS here will watch my CA9 argument at 9:30 tmrw

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startled self-centered national ratface
  07/14/25
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Magenta hall
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Ty
startled self-centered national ratface
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vibrant ape
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are you arguing something I would give a fuck about?
Seedy tanning salon gaping
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The proper hourly rates for xo posters of a given reputation...
startled self-centered national ratface
  07/14/25
so far I remain unrenumerated
Seedy tanning salon gaping
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That’s all about to change.
startled self-centered national ratface
  07/14/25
make it quick I'm drowning here
Seedy tanning salon gaping
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Is this from the gas station case? I remember seeing thos...
Crystalline vigorous area masturbator
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Nah this is an RPA price discrimination case. The boner pill...
startled self-centered national ratface
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it's going to be some lib fag lisping about dick pills again...
Green Shivering Athletic Conference
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who is opposing counsel
copper duck-like institution
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A (lower tier) biglaw bro with a full head of hair.
startled self-centered national ratface
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i wish both you and zurich tp luck
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9:30 PT / 12:30 ET? Youtube livestream?
talented site wrinkle
  07/14/25
Affirmative. Pasadena Courtroom 1
startled self-centered national ratface
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KK68ynUnvSQ
talented site wrinkle
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what a stud
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will you use at least one xo-ism for the amusement of your F...
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I don’t have one planned, but if it comes up I’l...
startled self-centered national ratface
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Your honor my deep breadth of experience in this practice ar...
Unholy Up-to-no-good Generalized Bond
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Yours Honor, opposing counsel is now taking a position that'...
talented site wrinkle
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Your honor, counsels proposed reduction to my fees have me f...
Unholy Up-to-no-good Generalized Bond
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The N-word would be a clever wink
territorial provocative stock car
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You're honor I'm gay
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"I have sex with men for money"
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at least use the word scholarship.
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Your Honor, in her defense, the live tuna DID wink...
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Bangarang could fly under the radar
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your honor we only ask that the court enforce the jet black ...
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CNN made “jet black” too famous
startled self-centered national ratface
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I guess you could call opposing counsel a "congo nigger...
Seedy tanning salon gaping
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May it please this Tall Court, counsel...
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Best of luck
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good luck buddy the most "appellate" work ive d...
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got a watch party for this at my firm and we're all tailgati...
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EPAH looking gorgeous so far, wow
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judges WRECKING this fox guy, EPAH sitting pretty in the bac...
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what is this case over anyway
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KK68ynUnvSQ&ab_channel=U...
copper duck-like institution
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Ty This seems pretty problematically White. Hmmmmm
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what's the azn lawyer's moniker?
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Here he comes
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He said "your honors" when he meant "yours ho...
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Wow aren't laws crazy
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Bro you talk like a fag just like Karlstack Maybe you two...
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1% doesnt match inflation eh well thanks to brandon for that...
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Good morning your honors, instead of whatever bullshit the o...
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Sorry your honor i fucked up haha
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why does he have such gay mannerisms? is it intentional?
Razzmatazz Aquamarine Heaven
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Really makes you think huh
lake mood
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but then he says totally straight stuff like "firm size...
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Sorry your honor, page 7 was actually a printout of an xo th...
Demanding Sepia Church Building Turdskin
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kink-friendly puppy travel guidebook
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Sorry guys for bringing shame into our community 😢🥺
startled self-centered national ratface
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Oh epah fucked up
Turquoise Wild Striped Hyena Field
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baldmo judge is browsing this thread on his gay little ipad
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needs legal advice
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Imagine doing this for a fucking living holy shit lol
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Imagine?
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Female judge is flirting with EPAH due to his mastery of &ls...
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"I can turn him straight"
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startled self-centered national ratface
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I got a client call in 2 mins, gonna put this on mute and ho...
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“If your honors would like…”
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Tho humble
Turquoise Wild Striped Hyena Field
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we are, essentially, the max blecher of RPA litigation
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Demanding Sepia Church Building Turdskin
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lawyers no one has ever heard of tp
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That was an intentional Trumpism. It seems to go over well w...
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Relatively modest recovery tp
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Took some umbrage tp Unbridled success tp
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Further errors tp
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forwent work
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looking at their firm size tp
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lake mood
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Let's see what this prestigefaggot talks about with his tiny...
Razzmatazz Aquamarine Heaven
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Big EPAH fan here but his voice is much nerdier than I envis...
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*gayer
Turquoise Wild Striped Hyena Field
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That’s how all people from CA sound
disrespectful resort
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Then, "he sounds more Californian than I thought."
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He sounds like a soft-spoken partner who serves on your firm...
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lake mood
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he's just "eccentric"
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why is this Fox queer talking about Volvos he's gonna lose t...
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tls fox
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"Ackshually the ruling on the case was wrong in the fir...
lake mood
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did you see the College Freshmen cheerleaders giggling in th...
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Fox submitting EPAH's crack whore and fuck buddies as eviden...
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let's see how long it takes this fag to get back to poasting
Turquoise Wild Striped Hyena Field
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gonna have to be way more specific
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startled self-centered national ratface
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"Your honors, I may not look like it but I have four bl...
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startled self-centered national ratface
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You did really good in your arguments. I'll be honest I had ...
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It was about the price of Clear Eyes eyedrops 😂
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Lmaooooo What was all the discussion about novelty and co...
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We won the first-ever plaintiff-side jury verdict on Califor...
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Defense taking umbrage tp
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was opposing counsel really from baker hostetler?
Harsh forum
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pharmacist/partner at your local duane morris
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Black Wall Street firm of DeWayne Morris Chesnut
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WTF is going on here? Can someone share the timestamp(s) wh...
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stfu fag
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copper duck-like institution
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litmus test is whether someone calls that voice the faggiest...
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not even the faggiest poaster voice ive heard in court (cand...
avocado stag film
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KK68ynUnvSQ&t=1479s
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im not disputing that epah had some faggy affect and manneri...
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ive listened to tsinah as well 😔
Slimy Garrison
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He’s really good
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im the only poaster with a Prestigious Voice ive ever encoun...
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180 is a bit much but he's a good poaster
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slaveholders were 180 tho
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EPAH is worse than any slaveholder
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Date: July 14th, 2025 6:43 PM
Author: startled self-centered national ratface

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Date: July 14th, 2025 6:49 PM
Author: Magenta hall

lob friend watching attorney roe with clear eyes

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Date: July 14th, 2025 6:50 PM
Author: startled self-centered national ratface

Ty

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Date: July 16th, 2025 9:43 AM
Author: vibrant ape



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Date: July 14th, 2025 6:57 PM
Author: Seedy tanning salon gaping

are you arguing something I would give a fuck about?

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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: startled self-centered national ratface

The proper hourly rates for xo posters of a given reputation, skill, and experience.

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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:23 PM
Author: Seedy tanning salon gaping

so far I remain unrenumerated

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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:31 PM
Author: startled self-centered national ratface

That’s all about to change.

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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:33 PM
Author: Seedy tanning salon gaping

make it quick I'm drowning here

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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:24 PM
Author: Crystalline vigorous area masturbator

Is this from the gas station case?

I remember seeing those fee arguments a while ago and thought you were on reasonably solid ground, with a pretty well developed basis for your request.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2/#49101439)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:30 PM
Author: startled self-centered national ratface

Nah this is an RPA price discrimination case. The boner pills case was over a long time ago, after RT and I agreed to be nice to each other.

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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:11 PM
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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:23 PM
Author: Green Shivering Athletic Conference

it's going to be some lib fag lisping about dick pills again

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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:25 PM
Author: copper duck-like institution

who is opposing counsel

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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:31 PM
Author: startled self-centered national ratface

A (lower tier) biglaw bro with a full head of hair.

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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:39 PM
Author: copper duck-like institution

i wish both you and zurich tp luck

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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:40 PM
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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:09 PM
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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:53 PM
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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:00 PM
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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:17 PM
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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:37 PM
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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:34 PM
Author: talented site wrinkle

9:30 PT / 12:30 ET? Youtube livestream?

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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:35 PM
Author: startled self-centered national ratface

Affirmative. Pasadena Courtroom 1

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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:42 PM
Author: talented site wrinkle

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KK68ynUnvSQ

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Date: July 20th, 2025 10:04 AM
Author: ungodly stage shitlib

what a stud

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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:54 PM
Author: Turquoise Wild Striped Hyena Field

will you use at least one xo-ism for the amusement of your FRIENDS plz

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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:56 PM
Author: startled self-centered national ratface

I don’t have one planned, but if it comes up I’ll let it fly

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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:07 PM
Author: Unholy Up-to-no-good Generalized Bond

Your honor my deep breadth of experience in this practice area is the load bearing slash of our petition for fees.

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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:09 PM
Author: talented site wrinkle

Yours Honor, opposing counsel is now taking a position that's a complete 180 from what's in the papers. Hope this helps.

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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:11 PM
Author: Unholy Up-to-no-good Generalized Bond

Your honor, counsels proposed reduction to my fees have me feeling like a beady eyed Breezewood bathroom attendant

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2/#49101556)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:07 PM
Author: domesticated sticky antidepressant drug round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2/#49103242)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:10 PM
Author: territorial provocative stock car

The N-word would be a clever wink

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2/#49101551)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:32 PM
Author: Angry Aphrodisiac Whorehouse Bbw

You're honor I'm gay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2/#49101589)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:41 PM
Author: talented site wrinkle

"I have sex with men for money"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2/#49101740)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:41 PM
Author: dashing awkward mad-dog skullcap

at least use the word scholarship.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2/#49101744)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:42 PM
Author: dashing awkward mad-dog skullcap

Your Honor, in her defense, the live tuna DID wink...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2/#49101748)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 11:41 AM
Author: insanely creepy arousing hospital

Bangarang could fly under the radar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2/#49102959)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:22 PM
Author: Seedy tanning salon gaping

your honor we only ask that the court enforce the jet black letter law

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2/#49101573)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:30 PM
Author: startled self-centered national ratface

CNN made “jet black” too famous

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2/#49101585)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:09 PM
Author: Seedy tanning salon gaping

I guess you could call opposing counsel a "congo nigger" but that seems too on the nose

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2/#49101664)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 11:42 AM
Author: fiercely-loyal black roommate

May it please this Tall Court, counsel...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2/#49102962)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:10 PM
Author: twisted saffron halford sandwich

Best of luck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2/#49101830)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 11:43 AM
Author: pink odious step-uncle's house

good luck buddy

the most "appellate" work ive done lately is getting a frivolous small claims court appeal dismissed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2/#49102964)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 11:44 AM
Author: Razzmatazz Aquamarine Heaven

got a watch party for this at my firm and we're all tailgating rn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2/#49102968)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:38 PM
Author: copper duck-like institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2/#49103126)



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Date: July 20th, 2025 10:05 AM
Author: ungodly stage shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2/#49116110)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:34 PM
Author: Razzmatazz Aquamarine Heaven

EPAH looking gorgeous so far, wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2/#49103113)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:43 PM
Author: copper duck-like institution

judges WRECKING this fox guy, EPAH sitting pretty in the background

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2/#49103137)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:44 PM
Author: pink odious step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2/#49103140)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:46 PM
Author: Razzmatazz Aquamarine Heaven

what is this case over anyway

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2/#49103147)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:45 PM
Author: lake mood

Where is the link

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2/#49103142)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:46 PM
Author: copper duck-like institution

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KK68ynUnvSQ&ab_channel=UnitedStatesCourtofAppealsfortheNinthCircuit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2/#49103145)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:49 PM
Author: lake mood

Ty

This seems pretty problematically White. Hmmmmm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2/#49103153)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:45 PM
Author: Demanding Sepia Church Building Turdskin

what's the azn lawyer's moniker?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2/#49103143)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:49 PM
Author: impertinent sick alpha gaming laptop

looking alpha as fuck in the background while his adversary goes down in flames 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2/#49103151)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:51 PM
Author: Razzmatazz Aquamarine Heaven

Here he comes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2/#49103161)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:51 PM
Author: Razzmatazz Aquamarine Heaven

He said "your honors" when he meant "yours honor" off to a terrible start

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2/#49103163)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:56 PM
Author: maniacal brunch hunting ground

rookie blunder

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2/#49103186)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:51 PM
Author: pink odious step-uncle's house

ahhhhh shit!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2/#49103162)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:51 PM
Author: kink-friendly puppy travel guidebook

Wow aren't laws crazy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2/#49103164)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:52 PM
Author: lake mood

Bro you talk like a fag just like Karlstack

Maybe you two should link up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2/#49103168)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:53 PM
Author: Razzmatazz Aquamarine Heaven

1% doesnt match inflation eh well thanks to brandon for that, EPAH voted for this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2/#49103171)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:53 PM
Author: Demanding Sepia Church Building Turdskin

Good morning your honors, instead of whatever bullshit the other guy was talking about, I'd like to focus on the district court fucking me over on fees.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2/#49103170)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:53 PM
Author: Razzmatazz Aquamarine Heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2/#49103174)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:59 PM
Author: territorial provocative stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2/#49103204)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:14 PM
Author: avocado stag film

almost feel bad for baldmo defense counsel. he probably already knew he wasnt getting dat retrial walking in but none of the judges stopping epah and asking him about defendants argument really hammers home hes dunn hurr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2/#49103584)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 4:26 PM
Author: Pearl Location National Security Agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2/#49103798)



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Date: July 20th, 2025 10:06 AM
Author: ungodly stage shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2/#49116113)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:54 PM
Author: kink-friendly puppy travel guidebook

Sorry your honor i fucked up haha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2/#49103177)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:54 PM
Author: Razzmatazz Aquamarine Heaven

why does he have such gay mannerisms? is it intentional?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2/#49103179)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:55 PM
Author: lake mood

Really makes you think huh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2/#49103184)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:56 PM
Author: Razzmatazz Aquamarine Heaven

but then he says totally straight stuff like "firm size doesn't matter"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2/#49103188)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:57 PM
Author: kink-friendly puppy travel guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2/#49103193)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:55 PM
Author: Demanding Sepia Church Building Turdskin

Sorry your honor, page 7 was actually a printout of an xo thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2/#49103183)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:56 PM
Author: kink-friendly puppy travel guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2/#49103191)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:34 PM
Author: startled self-centered national ratface

Sorry guys for bringing shame into our community 😢🥺

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2/#49103350)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:55 PM
Author: Turquoise Wild Striped Hyena Field

Oh epah fucked up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2/#49103181)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:57 PM
Author: talented site wrinkle

baldmo judge is browsing this thread on his gay little ipad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2/#49103192)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:57 PM
Author: kink-friendly puppy travel guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2/#49103194)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:58 PM
Author: Racy painfully honest toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2/#49103198)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:59 PM
Author: territorial provocative stock car

baldmo judge tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2/#49103201)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:09 PM
Author: flickering mad cow disease point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2/#49103251)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:53 PM
Author: Trip Parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2/#49103397)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:37 PM
Author: Henna deranged sound barrier old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2/#49103523)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:08 PM
Author: domesticated sticky antidepressant drug round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2/#49103246)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:09 PM
Author: flickering mad cow disease point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2/#49103250)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:12 PM
Author: Slimy Garrison

needs legal advice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2/#49103582)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:57 PM
Author: lake mood

Imagine doing this for a fucking living holy shit lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2/#49103195)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:41 PM
Author: Pea-brained Lay Legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2/#49103534)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 7:40 PM
Author: territorial provocative stock car

Imagine?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2/#49104300)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:58 PM
Author: territorial provocative stock car

Female judge is flirting with EPAH due to his mastery of ‘archaic’ antitrust law. “I would have awarded a higher rate because I know how hard it is.”

Too bad EPAH is fumbling the record cites.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2/#49103199)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:59 PM
Author: Razzmatazz Aquamarine Heaven

"I can turn him straight"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2/#49103202)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:00 PM
Author: copper duck-like institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2/#49103207)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:00 PM
Author: lake mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2/#49103214)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:00 PM
Author: territorial provocative stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2/#49103215)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:19 PM
Author: flickering mad cow disease point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2/#49103298)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:28 PM
Author: Yapping gay parlor mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2/#49103333)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:05 PM
Author: Abnormal degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2/#49103430)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:37 PM
Author: Henna deranged sound barrier old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2/#49103524)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:30 PM
Author: Razzle low-t famous landscape painting address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2/#49104544)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:50 PM
Author: startled self-centered national ratface

The 180 thing is that she’s also the writing judge on the third appeal of our cigar case. I’ve got a feeling she’s going to be delivering a lot of money to me thru these two

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2/#49103390)



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Date: July 20th, 2025 10:07 AM
Author: ungodly stage shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2/#49116117)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:58 PM
Author: Razzmatazz Aquamarine Heaven

I got a client call in 2 mins, gonna put this on mute and hope EPAH takes off his shirt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2/#49103200)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:00 PM
Author: territorial provocative stock car

“If your honors would like…”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2/#49103210)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:00 PM
Author: Turquoise Wild Striped Hyena Field

Tho humble

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2/#49103209)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:00 PM
Author: Racy painfully honest toaster

we are, essentially, the max blecher of RPA litigation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2/#49103212)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:23 PM
Author: Demanding Sepia Church Building Turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2/#49103310)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:01 PM
Author: Razzmatazz Aquamarine Heaven

lawyers no one has ever heard of tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2/#49103218)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:35 PM
Author: startled self-centered national ratface

That was an intentional Trumpism. It seems to go over well with people when he says it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2/#49103353)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:36 PM
Author: Razzmatazz Aquamarine Heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2/#49103355)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:04 PM
Author: impertinent sick alpha gaming laptop

he's doing great

court has no interests in his opponents arguments, spending the whole argument thinking very seriously about whether EPAH should get more money

one fuck up on the citation on 7-8, but handled it smoothly

I liked the "top floor of the u.s. bank building" point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2/#49103227)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:09 PM
Author: territorial provocative stock car

I don’t have the chutzpah EPAH has to make a living earning fees on earning fees.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2/#49103252)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:06 PM
Author: avocado stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2/#49103570)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:05 PM
Author: kink-friendly puppy travel guidebook

Relatively modest recovery tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2/#49103234)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:06 PM
Author: kink-friendly puppy travel guidebook

Took some umbrage tp

Unbridled success tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2/#49103237)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:07 PM
Author: Razzmatazz Aquamarine Heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2/#49103239)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:07 PM
Author: kink-friendly puppy travel guidebook

Further errors tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2/#49103240)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:10 PM
Author: Turquoise Wild Striped Hyena Field

forwent work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2/#49103256)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:13 PM
Author: Razzmatazz Aquamarine Heaven

looking at their firm size tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2/#49103269)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:08 PM
Author: lake mood

Just realized that the firm they went against in this case is literally named "Prestige"

Fucking lmao at "lawyers" Jesus Christ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2/#49103245)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:09 PM
Author: Razzmatazz Aquamarine Heaven

Let's see what this prestigefaggot talks about with his tiny pink 2 minutes of rebuttal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2/#49103253)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:09 PM
Author: disrespectful resort

Big EPAH fan here but his voice is much nerdier than I envisioned

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2/#49103249)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:09 PM
Author: Turquoise Wild Striped Hyena Field

*gayer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2/#49103254)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:15 PM
Author: disrespectful resort

That’s how all people from CA sound

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2/#49103276)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 4:09 PM
Author: talented site wrinkle

Then, "he sounds more Californian than I thought."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2/#49103741)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:10 PM
Author: flickering mad cow disease point

He sounds like a soft-spoken partner who serves on your firm's LGBTQ affinity group

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2/#49103257)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:28 PM
Author: Yapping gay parlor mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2/#49103332)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:45 PM
Author: Green Shivering Athletic Conference

kike

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2/#49103379)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:36 PM
Author: startled self-centered national ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2/#49103356)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:38 PM
Author: Henna deranged sound barrier old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2/#49103525)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:44 PM
Author: Bat shit crazy native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2/#49103540)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 4:27 PM
Author: Pearl Location National Security Agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2/#49103800)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 8:19 PM
Author: Angry Aphrodisiac Whorehouse Bbw



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2/#49104420)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 9:50 AM
Author: slate faggotry multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2/#49105376)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:11 PM
Author: lake mood

Agreed

Let's just say I'm not surprised that he poasts here haha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2/#49103260)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:12 PM
Author: talented site wrinkle

he's just "eccentric"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2/#49103266)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:12 PM
Author: Razzmatazz Aquamarine Heaven

why is this Fox queer talking about Volvos he's gonna lose this case, whatever it's about

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2/#49103261)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:13 PM
Author: flickering mad cow disease point

tls fox

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2/#49103268)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:16 PM
Author: Razzmatazz Aquamarine Heaven

https://www.duanemorris.com/attorneys/michaellfox.html

jewish?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2/#49103280)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:18 PM
Author: flickering mad cow disease point

lol he's literally the 'cercla liability' guy from the liberals in biglaw comic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2/#49103290)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:59 PM
Author: copper duck-like institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2/#49103411)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:16 PM
Author: lake mood

"Ackshually the ruling on the case was wrong in the first place and we should have won and so we shouldn't even have to pay these guys any money to begin with, let alone the amount of money they say they deserve"

Whoa. So this is the power of Lawyering.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2/#49103284)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:21 PM
Author: cruel-hearted dun state

did you see the College Freshmen cheerleaders giggling in the back of the court room?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2/#49103302)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:18 PM
Author: Excitant volcanic crater private investor

Fox submitting EPAH's crack whore and fuck buddies as evidence of his TTTness like the old MLB scouts in Moneyball

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2/#49103291)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:19 PM
Author: Turquoise Wild Striped Hyena Field

let's see how long it takes this fag to get back to poasting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2/#49103296)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:24 PM
Author: Razzmatazz Aquamarine Heaven

gonna have to be way more specific

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2/#49103313)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:38 PM
Author: startled self-centered national ratface

👋

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2/#49103360)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:39 PM
Author: Trip Parlour

"Your honors, I may not look like it but I have four black children."

*9th circuit stares blankly*

"Two of them are Trans"

*papers shuffle around*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2/#49103366)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:43 PM
Author: startled self-centered national ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2/#49103374)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:47 PM
Author: Trip Parlour

You did really good in your arguments. I'll be honest I had no idea what this case was about. This was the most obscure shit ever. It's cool you make a lot of money arguing with other eggheads about random crap on behalf of giant corporations over a few more dollars.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2/#49103386)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:52 PM
Author: startled self-centered national ratface

It was about the price of Clear Eyes eyedrops 😂

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2/#49103394)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:54 PM
Author: Trip Parlour

Lmaooooo

What was all the discussion about novelty and compensation and citing a bunch of California state supreme court cases about

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2/#49103402)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:59 PM
Author: startled self-centered national ratface

We won the first-ever plaintiff-side jury verdict on California’s “mini RPA” statute. Under CA law you’re supposed to get a fee “multiplier” when you take a case on contingency that is novel, requires skill, and precluded you from taking other work. So on remand we’ll ask for 2x of whatever our trial judge awards.

Unbridled success tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2/#49103415)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:00 PM
Author: Trip Parlour

Mini trials on the merits are my favorite kind

jury plaintiff-side jury verdict tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2/#49103417)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:03 PM
Author: startled self-centered national ratface

Thank you for your attention to detail. Fixed for posterity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2/#49103427)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:05 PM
Author: Razzmatazz Aquamarine Heaven

Defense taking umbrage tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2/#49103431)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:09 PM
Author: Trip Parlour

I like to read and to write. Write well. The written word.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2/#49103441)



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Date: July 20th, 2025 10:09 AM
Author: ungodly stage shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2/#49116120)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 4:46 PM
Author: flickering mad cow disease point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2/#49103835)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:07 PM
Author: hilarious police squad sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2/#49103435)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:07 PM
Author: Harsh forum

was opposing counsel really from baker hostetler?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2/#49103438)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:12 PM
Author: copper duck-like institution

pharmacist/partner at your local duane morris

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2/#49103453)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:26 PM
Author: crusty wagecucks

Black Wall Street firm of DeWayne Morris Chesnut

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2/#49103488)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:51 PM
Author: Concupiscible Canary Jap Incel

WTF is going on here? Can someone share the timestamp(s) where EPAH takes his shirt off? TY!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2/#49103550)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:55 PM
Author: Turquoise Wild Striped Hyena Field

stfu fag

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2/#49103560)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:58 PM
Author: Concupiscible Canary Jap Incel

It is good to be home.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2/#49103562)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:08 PM
Author: avocado stag film

the litmus test of whether someone is a poaster versus polithiths shitpoaster is whether they can admit epah is a 180 poaster.

great job champ fuck those baldmo fags on the top floor of the us bank building

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2/#49103576)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:14 PM
Author: copper duck-like institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2/#49103587)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:15 PM
Author: Slimy Garrison

litmus test is whether someone calls that voice the faggiest thing on earth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2/#49103591)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:16 PM
Author: avocado stag film

not even the faggiest poaster voice ive heard in court (candy ride, benzo) let alone world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2/#49103594)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:19 PM
Author: Slimy Garrison

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KK68ynUnvSQ&t=1479s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2/#49103602)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:21 PM
Author: avocado stag film

im not disputing that epah had some faggy affect and mannerisms but did you listen tk those other two?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2/#49103610)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:27 PM
Author: Slimy Garrison

ive listened to tsinah as well 😔

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2/#49103632)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:41 PM
Author: Yapping gay parlor mother

He’s really good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2/#49103670)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 7:14 PM
Author: floppy navy becky

im the only poaster with a Prestigious Voice ive ever encountered tbh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2/#49104211)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:21 PM
Author: lake mood

180 is a bit much but he's a good poaster

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2/#49103612)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:22 PM
Author: Abnormal degenerate

as a poster he’s good, as a father and a human being he’s lower than dogshit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2/#49103617)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:24 PM
Author: avocado stag film

jefferson being a slaveholder doesn't diminsh his contribution to scholarship, neither should epahs troon kids!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2/#49103623)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:28 PM
Author: Turquoise Wild Striped Hyena Field

slaveholders were 180 tho

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2/#49103633)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:45 PM
Author: Abnormal degenerate

EPAH is worse than any slaveholder

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2/#49103686)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: aromatic station pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2/#49104005)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 4:03 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal black roommate

So thoughtful! So moderate!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2/#49103727)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 4:06 PM
Author: avocado stag film

you of all people should be kissing epahs ass. odd case you stopped talking massive shit about him right around the time he showed zzz tremendous grace.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2/#49103730)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 7:31 PM
Author: insane vivacious market associate

You really aren’t

In a position to comment yet. And your asinine public hot takes aren’t furthering your reputation as an advocate. Chill out and buckle down and get to work and take your wins and hits for a few years if you want to be good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2/#49104268)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 7:12 PM
Author: insane vivacious market associate

Saw it. Good job on arguing how you should be paid more. The only note I have would be to talk more about the public policy benefits of taking on these cases, along with applicable literature. Anyway good job. I hope you get another million.

I hope a crazed vengeful half Vietnamese mod doesn’t delete this again.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2/#49104203)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 2:10 AM
Author: startled self-centered national ratface

ty pumo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2/#49104951)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 9:49 AM
Author: vibrant ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2/#49105371)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 9:54 AM
Author: avocado stag film

this is spaceporn, not that you seemed to give the advice any weight anyway

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2/#49105385)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 10:17 AM
Author: Umber Razzle-dazzle Stain

You have no idea what you are talking about.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2/#49105451)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 10:20 AM
Author: avocado stag film

im not going to pollute this 180 thread with feuding but idk why you even poast under pumos when your voice and behavior is so identifiable.

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750333&mc=44&forum_id=2#49105455

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2/#49105461)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 9:57 AM
Author: floppy navy becky

crazed vengeful half Vietnamese mod tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2/#49105396)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:37 PM
Author: Razzle low-t famous landscape painting address

If you turn on the captions for YouTube, the female judge talks about the size of EPAH's sperm at 25:21:

https://www.youtube.com/live/KK68ynUnvSQ?si=XNEVYlCkDUdL2ZZG&t=1521

Not flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2/#49104554)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 10:15 PM
Author: kink-friendly puppy travel guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2/#49104621)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 9:38 AM
Author: slate faggotry multi-billionaire

Lead story on the daily journal congrats bro you're big time now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2/#49105328)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 9:43 AM
Author: curious bawdyhouse digit ratio

You talk like the guy on Say Yes to the Dress

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2/#49105345)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 2:38 PM
Author: startled self-centered national ratface

Gorgeous guy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2/#49106112)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 9:48 AM
Author: bright pozpig

So do your black gorillas gf peg you?

When you go “surfing” is it because you like to look at other men?

Aren’t lawyers suppose to be ALPHA AF. You look like you are wasting away from Gaids.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2/#49105365)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 9:49 AM
Author: floppy navy becky

At least we have indisputable evidence that EPAH is White and Non-Jewish, which is more than anyone can say for you my man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2/#49105370)



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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2/#49138680)