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if your kid falls off a cruise ship, are you jumping in after?

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Indecent Bearded Lay
  06/30/25
I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/s...
lilac field
  06/30/25
Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work w...
Sienna prole location
  06/30/25
I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. ...
coral diverse tattoo stead
  07/01/25
Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is t...
razzle jet weed whacker
  07/06/25
how much life insurance do they have?
Talented parlor jewess
  06/30/25
Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even ...
Kink-friendly temple wagecucks
  06/30/25
You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you...
lascivious idea he suggested
  06/30/25
the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocea...
exhilarant site
  06/30/25
just jump is ALWAYS tcr this bro lived https://x.com/a...
Indecent Bearded Lay
  06/30/25
now that's what i call a hypo. rationally you shouldn't d...
Brindle school
  06/30/25
This just happened IRL https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939...
Nofapping state bbw
  06/30/25
lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comm...
adventurous hissy fit twinkling uncleanness
  06/30/25
“ackshually, you should go seek help from a profession...
Indecent Bearded Lay
  06/30/25
180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.
Charismatic domesticated son of senegal
  06/30/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs
violent voyeur travel guidebook
  07/03/25
If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't hav...
navy sweet tailpipe
  06/30/25
cr
Indecent Bearded Lay
  06/30/25
what about your other kids?
Brindle school
  06/30/25
? my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.
awkward mauve stage
  06/30/25
(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)
Charismatic domesticated son of senegal
  06/30/25
...
Hyperactive onyx associate
  07/01/25
dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night....
adventurous hissy fit twinkling uncleanness
  06/30/25
His wife will probably have sex with him too
navy sweet tailpipe
  06/30/25
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Puce mildly autistic sanctuary
  07/01/25
*bussy
Maroon forum giraffe
  06/30/25
Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good I...
Kink-friendly temple wagecucks
  06/30/25
Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter i...
Sinister Cerebral Goal In Life Hell
  06/30/25
(actual married male)
territorial racy set
  06/30/25
fuck
adventurous hissy fit twinkling uncleanness
  06/30/25
Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch ...
Sinister Cerebral Goal In Life Hell
  06/30/25
this is a sick post even for you.
lilac field
  06/30/25
i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husb...
adventurous hissy fit twinkling uncleanness
  06/30/25
absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.
awkward mauve stage
  06/30/25
Jewish projection is a bitch
Indecent Bearded Lay
  06/30/25
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Opaque fortuitous meteor corner
  07/07/25
is this what married men have to do to convince their wives ...
costumed olive center gunner
  06/30/25
id probably grab a flotation device first
vibrant fiercely-loyal ape
  06/30/25
(Smart Dad)
maize hall cuckold
  06/30/25
more like (dad of a dead kid)
Indecent Bearded Lay
  06/30/25
my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself ...
vibrant fiercely-loyal ape
  06/30/25
Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on t...
Hyperactive onyx associate
  07/01/25
(shortmo kids)
vibrant fiercely-loyal ape
  07/01/25
Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the ...
big narrow-minded hairy legs pisswyrm
  06/30/25
this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point
Indecent Bearded Lay
  06/30/25
(Disney in house lawyer)
Learning disabled titillating stain
  06/30/25
(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint...
Chocolate whorehouse coffee pot
  06/30/25
tcr
Hyperactive onyx associate
  07/01/25
just jump
rose disturbing useless brakes national
  06/30/25
ALWAYS tcr
Indecent Bearded Lay
  06/30/25
...
hilarious metal persian
  07/01/25
Depends which kid
Beady-eyed cordovan heaven
  06/30/25
wow
Indecent Bearded Lay
  06/30/25
Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take h...
contagious ruddy azn
  06/30/25
JFC man
Indecent Bearded Lay
  06/30/25
Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law st...
exhilarant site
  06/30/25
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rose disturbing useless brakes national
  06/30/25
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adventurous hissy fit twinkling uncleanness
  06/30/25
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Charismatic domesticated son of senegal
  06/30/25
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useless turdskin newt
  06/30/25
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Obsidian Property
  06/30/25
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Learning disabled titillating stain
  06/30/25
sealclubber?
Chocolate whorehouse coffee pot
  06/30/25
so, without you, none of this would even be possible?
costumed olive center gunner
  06/30/25
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duck-like theatre organic girlfriend
  07/01/25
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Puce mildly autistic sanctuary
  07/01/25
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Insanely creepy ebony idiot
  07/01/25
i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it ho...
buff concupiscible double fault
  07/01/25
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Adulterous Public Bath Lettuce
  07/01/25
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coral diverse tattoo stead
  07/01/25
*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*
Talented parlor jewess
  06/30/25
bro
Indecent Bearded Lay
  06/30/25
...
Chocolate whorehouse coffee pot
  06/30/25
lol
Hyperactive onyx associate
  07/01/25
...
Azure mexican
  07/01/25
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who...
Thriller school cafeteria
  06/30/25
jfc
Indecent Bearded Lay
  06/30/25
eric clapton stunned
Brindle school
  06/30/25
jfc, the poor parents
useless turdskin newt
  06/30/25
i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet
Obsidian Property
  06/30/25
I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten ...
Hyperactive onyx associate
  07/01/25
Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.
Thriller school cafeteria
  07/01/25
...
maize hall cuckold
  07/01/25
...
Obsidian Property
  07/06/25
He should have jumped
Adulterous Public Bath Lettuce
  07/01/25
how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (5...
hot exciting shitlib point
  06/30/25
lol at libs. it’s water, bro. you just jump in.
awkward mauve stage
  06/30/25
cr this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling ...
Indecent Bearded Lay
  06/30/25
it's telling that even on the internet where they could pret...
adventurous hissy fit twinkling uncleanness
  06/30/25
...
Indecent Bearded Lay
  07/01/25
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supple resort
  07/01/25
lol
Hyperactive onyx associate
  07/01/25
...
rose disturbing useless brakes national
  06/30/25
never gone over 25 feet because of the fear
thirsty sable bawdyhouse
  06/30/25
If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before...
translucent senate
  07/01/25
Where did you come up with "head first"? Profes...
excitant ivory plaza
  07/02/25
Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished o...
Pearl box office
  06/30/25
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-die...
Insane market potus
  07/01/25
it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going ov...
supple resort
  07/01/25
Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids sti...
Trip cumskin tanning salon
  06/30/25
is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink withou...
Indecent Bearded Lay
  07/01/25
Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say y...
Hyperactive onyx associate
  07/01/25
...
Indecent Bearded Lay
  07/01/25
Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under marit...
Puce mildly autistic sanctuary
  07/01/25
😟
yellow erotic place of business
  07/01/25
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massive at-the-ready parlour electric furnace
  07/01/25
holy shit
Indecent Bearded Lay
  07/01/25
yes absolutely
supple resort
  07/01/25
Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.
poppy house
  07/01/25
Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’...
Adulterous Public Bath Lettuce
  07/01/25
You jump in no matter what
Kink-friendly temple wagecucks
  07/01/25
...
Indecent Bearded Lay
  07/02/25
Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and yo...
Adulterous Public Bath Lettuce
  07/02/25
Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate
Adulterous Public Bath Lettuce
  07/02/25
Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would peri...
Beady-eyed cordovan heaven
  07/05/25
That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if...
Kink-friendly temple wagecucks
  07/06/25
I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my k...
Indecent Bearded Lay
  07/06/25
its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with ...
Carmine boyish stage trust fund
  07/05/25
yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is p...
Puce mildly autistic sanctuary
  07/06/25
kid yes, wife no
Nubile Becky
  07/06/25
that was unnecessary
Indecent Bearded Lay
  07/06/25
...
Beady-eyed cordovan heaven
  07/06/25
If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it wou...
Stubborn idiotic death wish
  07/06/25
...
Obsidian Property
  07/06/25
lol
Hyperactive onyx associate
  07/07/25
wow
Indecent Bearded Lay
  07/07/25


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Date: June 30th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: Indecent Bearded Lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49061236)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:00 PM
Author: lilac field

I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/she would be taking that trip without me depriving me of the opportunity to jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49061241)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:08 PM
Author: Sienna prole location

Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work would allow me to go on one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49061487)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:30 PM
Author: coral diverse tattoo stead

I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. Your massive frame would cause ruptures in the deck, not to mention the fuel costs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49064550)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 2:14 PM
Author: razzle jet weed whacker

Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is that a shark might mistake you for a seal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49076352)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: Talented parlor jewess

how much life insurance do they have?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49061242)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: Kink-friendly temple wagecucks

Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even if I can't find him in the swells, and he can only hear me yelling his name; and even on the chance he can't.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49061243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: lascivious idea he suggested

You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you have to try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49061246)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:24 PM
Author: exhilarant site

the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocean.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49061294)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: Indecent Bearded Lay

just jump is ALWAYS tcr

this bro lived

https://x.com/aleclace/status/1939764025169998323

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49061317)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: Brindle school

now that's what i call a hypo.

rationally you shouldn't do it, but you're probably jumping in without thinking about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49061248)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:06 PM
Author: Nofapping state bbw

This just happened IRL

https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939738528734380304?s=61

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49061251)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:19 PM
Author: adventurous hissy fit twinkling uncleanness

lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comments

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49061275)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:22 PM
Author: Indecent Bearded Lay

“ackshually, you should go seek help from a professional”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49061286)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: Charismatic domesticated son of senegal

180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49061686)



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Date: July 3rd, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: violent voyeur travel guidebook

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49070086)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:05 PM
Author: navy sweet tailpipe

If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't have kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49061249)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Indecent Bearded Lay

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49061270)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: Brindle school

what about your other kids?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49061282)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: awkward mauve stage

?

my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49061414)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:58 PM
Author: Charismatic domesticated son of senegal

(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49061811)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:27 AM
Author: Hyperactive onyx associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49062447)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: adventurous hissy fit twinkling uncleanness

dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49061254)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: navy sweet tailpipe

His wife will probably have sex with him too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49061267)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: Puce mildly autistic sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49062635)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:25 PM
Author: Maroon forum giraffe

*bussy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49061298)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: Kink-friendly temple wagecucks

Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good Instagram value

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49061308)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: Sinister Cerebral Goal In Life Hell

Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter into the parental bed and the kid won’t be back in their own bedroom for at least six months.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49061316)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:44 PM
Author: territorial racy set

(actual married male)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49061773)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: adventurous hissy fit twinkling uncleanness

fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49061824)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:21 PM
Author: Sinister Cerebral Goal In Life Hell

Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch their segment on the news where mom got to give a giant teary interview. Local news gets him a vanilla romp equivalent to when they’d been dating 1.5 years. A prime time national news interview gets him the Lauren Sanchez/Megan Markle depravity special.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49061869)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:41 PM
Author: lilac field

this is a sick post even for you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49061357)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: adventurous hissy fit twinkling uncleanness

i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husband's heroics + adrenaline

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49061405)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:53 PM
Author: awkward mauve stage

absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49061421)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: Indecent Bearded Lay

Jewish projection is a bitch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49061427)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:36 AM
Author: Opaque fortuitous meteor corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49078762)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:29 PM
Author: costumed olive center gunner

is this what married men have to do to convince their wives to have sex with them?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49062016)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:09 PM
Author: vibrant fiercely-loyal ape

id probably grab a flotation device first

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49061255)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: maize hall cuckold

(Smart Dad)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49061265)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: Indecent Bearded Lay

more like (dad of a dead kid)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49061272)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: vibrant fiercely-loyal ape

my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself afloat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49061713)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:30 AM
Author: Hyperactive onyx associate

Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on the railing of a moving cruise ship while out at sea and you shouldn’t have come up with such a stupid fucking idea.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49062448)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:44 AM
Author: vibrant fiercely-loyal ape

(shortmo kids)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49062661)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: big narrow-minded hairy legs pisswyrm

Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the rail to begin with.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49061266)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: Indecent Bearded Lay

this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49061283)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:28 PM
Author: Learning disabled titillating stain

(Disney in house lawyer)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49061312)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:34 PM
Author: Chocolate whorehouse coffee pot

(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49061328)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:33 AM
Author: Hyperactive onyx associate

tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49062449)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:37 PM
Author: rose disturbing useless brakes national

just jump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49061336)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:39 PM
Author: Indecent Bearded Lay

ALWAYS tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49061345)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:20 PM
Author: hilarious metal persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49064523)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:45 PM
Author: Beady-eyed cordovan heaven

Depends which kid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49061384)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: Indecent Bearded Lay

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49061398)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:48 PM
Author: contagious ruddy azn

Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take his kids on a "disney cruise" to begin with. He comes out even. Real heros are the disney compliance folks who ensured appropriate policy and procedures were in place and executed upon by trained crew members, and of course the disney C suite without whom none of this would even be possible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49061394)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: Indecent Bearded Lay

JFC man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49061399)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: exhilarant site

Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law streets fighting for the Dad who sued Disney after his daughter ended up with a broken collarbone. Those medical expenses and personal trauma don't pay for themselves, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49061404)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: rose disturbing useless brakes national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49061410)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:59 PM
Author: adventurous hissy fit twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49061450)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: Charismatic domesticated son of senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49061712)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:47 PM
Author: useless turdskin newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49061777)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: Obsidian Property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49061817)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:31 PM
Author: Learning disabled titillating stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49062020)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: Chocolate whorehouse coffee pot

sealclubber?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49062243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:46 PM
Author: costumed olive center gunner

so, without you, none of this would even be possible?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49062247)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:09 AM
Author: duck-like theatre organic girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49062443)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: Puce mildly autistic sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49062637)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: Insanely creepy ebony idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49062948)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:11 PM
Author: buff concupiscible double fault

i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it home

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49063691)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:17 PM
Author: Adulterous Public Bath Lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49063718)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:39 PM
Author: coral diverse tattoo stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49064589)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: Talented parlor jewess

*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49061415)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: Indecent Bearded Lay

bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49061443)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: Chocolate whorehouse coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49062245)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: Hyperactive onyx associate

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49062450)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: Azure mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49062979)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: Thriller school cafeteria

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who-fell-out-cruise-ship-window-sentenced-3-n1257067

The grandfather who was with his 18-month-old granddaughter when she fell to her death from an open window on a Royal Caribbean cruise ship was sentenced Monday to three years of probation, according to Puerto Rico's Department of Justice.

Salvatore “Sam” Anello, of Valparaiso, Indiana, pleaded guilty to negligent homicide last year after his granddaughter, Chloe Wiegand, fell through an 11-story window from the ship docked in San Juan, Puerto Rico, in July 2019.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49061441)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: Indecent Bearded Lay

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49061454)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:54 PM
Author: Brindle school

eric clapton stunned

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49061798)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: useless turdskin newt

jfc, the poor parents

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49061808)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: Obsidian Property

i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49061822)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:37 AM
Author: Hyperactive onyx associate

I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten by an alligator at a Disney resort with the dad punching the alligator and the little boy screaming daddy help.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49062451)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:23 AM
Author: Thriller school cafeteria

Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49062632)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:19 PM
Author: maize hall cuckold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49064521)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:00 PM
Author: Obsidian Property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49077604)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:18 PM
Author: Adulterous Public Bath Lettuce

He should have jumped

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49063719)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: hot exciting shitlib point

how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (50+ feet)? i've only done it a few times, and i see how anyone in a hurry/panic would fuck it up completely.

you're supposed to relax beforehand and maintain good form by stretching your arms over your head so that your hands form a wedge. that wedge is what is supposed to strike the water first, creating a safe entry for the rest of your body.

the next-best entry is supposedly to hit the water feet-first with your toes extended to also form a bit of a wedge, but that's more likely to result in leg injuries.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49061480)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:09 PM
Author: awkward mauve stage

lol at libs.

it’s water, bro. you just jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49061492)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:13 PM
Author: Indecent Bearded Lay

cr

this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling incoherently to his wife and cops about wedges while they dredge his kid from the bottom of the sea

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49061501)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:22 PM
Author: adventurous hissy fit twinkling uncleanness

it's telling that even on the internet where they could pretend to be a tough guy their minds immediately go to making excuses about why it would be a bad idea. lib baby falls in and the headline would be "panicked former dad explains water surface tension is as rigid as concrete from fifty feet high"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49061528)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:48 AM
Author: Indecent Bearded Lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49062397)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:00 PM
Author: supple resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49064441)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:39 AM
Author: Hyperactive onyx associate

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49062452)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:15 PM
Author: rose disturbing useless brakes national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49061509)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:33 PM
Author: thirsty sable bawdyhouse

never gone over 25 feet because of the fear

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49062022)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 6:59 PM
Author: translucent senate

If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before going in otherwise you'll get water shot up your ass hole. I know a guy that fell barefoot waterskiing at about the same speed. He had to see a Dr because his ass was bleeding inside.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49064439)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:23 AM
Author: excitant ivory plaza

Where did you come up with "head first"?

Professional high divers and cliff jumpers always land feet first.

https://youtu.be/h-Z8_qsQYXc?t=86

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49065730)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:36 PM
Author: Pearl box office

Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished out, and in the meantime I can provide immediate action rather than minutes of delay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49061591)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:58 AM
Author: Insane market potus

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-dies-falling-overboard-cruise-ship-Channel-Islands.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49062469)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: supple resort

it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going overboard on a cruise ship. you have to be ready to die

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49063005)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:24 PM
Author: Trip cumskin tanning salon

Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids still on boat with wife?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49061717)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:49 AM
Author: Indecent Bearded Lay

is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink without you?

also, she would 100% take the kids and leave you anyways

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49062398)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:25 AM
Author: Hyperactive onyx associate

Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say yes, without hesitation. It would be instinctive. I don’t know how any parent could answer otherwise.

I love my mixed kids more than anything in the world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49062446)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:14 AM
Author: Indecent Bearded Lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49062459)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:28 AM
Author: Puce mildly autistic sanctuary

Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under maritime salvage laws he gets to keep him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49062639)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: yellow erotic place of business

😟

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49062977)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:43 AM
Author: massive at-the-ready parlour electric furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49063002)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:56 PM
Author: Indecent Bearded Lay

holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49064258)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: supple resort

yes absolutely

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49063006)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:16 PM
Author: poppy house

Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49063715)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:20 PM
Author: Adulterous Public Bath Lettuce

Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’s a bright clear day yes. If it’s rainy and 15-foot seas at 3 am, probably not. This is partly why I had so many kids.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49063724)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: Kink-friendly temple wagecucks

You jump in no matter what

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49064533)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: Indecent Bearded Lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49065395)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:13 AM
Author: Adulterous Public Bath Lettuce

Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and you have other kids. Sometimes kids get got.

Also, which kid it is really does play a minor role in the decision to jump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49065717)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:15 AM
Author: Adulterous Public Bath Lettuce

Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49065721)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:09 PM
Author: Beady-eyed cordovan heaven

Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would perish alongside him but you’d prevent your son from dying terrified and alone?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49075086)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 4:42 AM
Author: Kink-friendly temple wagecucks

That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if you can't actually find him in the water, and you know you are 99% unlikely to find him, it is still worth it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49075651)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 1:44 PM
Author: Indecent Bearded Lay

I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my kid die while doing nothing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49076284)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:15 PM
Author: Carmine boyish stage trust fund

its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with me in the first place

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49075101)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 6:35 PM
Author: Puce mildly autistic sanctuary

yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is prole helldrome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49077073)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: Nubile Becky

kid yes, wife no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49077209)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: Indecent Bearded Lay

that was unnecessary

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49077438)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:17 PM
Author: Beady-eyed cordovan heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49077539)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:28 PM
Author: Stubborn idiotic death wish

If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it would be very boorish behavior so I'd have to just let him drown.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49077548)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:01 PM
Author: Obsidian Property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49077605)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:22 AM
Author: Hyperactive onyx associate

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49078741)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: Indecent Bearded Lay

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49078889)