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if your kid falls off a cruise ship, are you jumping in after?

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Electric Walnut Public Bath
  06/30/25
I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/s...
Glittery Shaky Coffee Pot Skinny Woman
  06/30/25
Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work w...
Beady-eyed chestnut windowlicker
  06/30/25
I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. ...
chocolate ceo temple
  07/01/25
Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is t...
Cruel-hearted principal's office
  07/06/25
how much life insurance do they have?
bistre multi-billionaire potus
  06/30/25
Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even ...
Gold area
  06/30/25
You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you...
Aphrodisiac ungodly hissy fit headpube
  06/30/25
the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocea...
Flushed dog poop coldplay fan
  06/30/25
just jump is ALWAYS tcr this bro lived https://x.com/a...
Electric Walnut Public Bath
  06/30/25
now that's what i call a hypo. rationally you shouldn't d...
Black Multi-colored Famous Landscape Painting
  06/30/25
This just happened IRL https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939...
thriller french shrine hunting ground
  06/30/25
lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comm...
godawful charismatic blood rage
  06/30/25
“ackshually, you should go seek help from a profession...
Electric Walnut Public Bath
  06/30/25
180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.
deranged azn
  06/30/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs
startling wrinkle
  07/03/25
If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't hav...
soul-stirring mood ape
  06/30/25
cr
Electric Walnut Public Bath
  06/30/25
what about your other kids?
Black Multi-colored Famous Landscape Painting
  06/30/25
? my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.
hideous effete half-breed
  06/30/25
(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)
deranged azn
  06/30/25
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Shivering chrome fortuitous meteor hall
  07/01/25
dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night....
godawful charismatic blood rage
  06/30/25
His wife will probably have sex with him too
soul-stirring mood ape
  06/30/25
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crystalline address
  07/01/25
*bussy
Sinister cuck mad cow disease
  06/30/25
Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good I...
Gold area
  06/30/25
Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter i...
Cyan Bawdyhouse
  06/30/25
(actual married male)
Razzmatazz zippy den
  06/30/25
fuck
godawful charismatic blood rage
  06/30/25
Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch ...
Cyan Bawdyhouse
  06/30/25
this is a sick post even for you.
Glittery Shaky Coffee Pot Skinny Woman
  06/30/25
i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husb...
godawful charismatic blood rage
  06/30/25
absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.
hideous effete half-breed
  06/30/25
Jewish projection is a bitch
Electric Walnut Public Bath
  06/30/25
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brass location codepig
  07/07/25
is this what married men have to do to convince their wives ...
abusive partner
  06/30/25
id probably grab a flotation device first
Pearl Galvanic Property New Version
  06/30/25
(Smart Dad)
Know-it-all curious stag film dingle berry
  06/30/25
more like (dad of a dead kid)
Electric Walnut Public Bath
  06/30/25
my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself ...
Pearl Galvanic Property New Version
  06/30/25
Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on t...
Shivering chrome fortuitous meteor hall
  07/01/25
(shortmo kids)
Pearl Galvanic Property New Version
  07/01/25
Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the ...
Violent heaven
  06/30/25
this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point
Electric Walnut Public Bath
  06/30/25
(Disney in house lawyer)
sapphire whorehouse sweet tailpipe
  06/30/25
(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint...
supple house-broken psychic chad
  06/30/25
tcr
Shivering chrome fortuitous meteor hall
  07/01/25
just jump
Aquamarine nighttime trailer park boltzmann
  06/30/25
ALWAYS tcr
Electric Walnut Public Bath
  06/30/25
...
Motley idea he suggested useless brakes
  07/01/25
Depends which kid
frisky passionate set
  06/30/25
wow
Electric Walnut Public Bath
  06/30/25
Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take h...
Titillating Bearded Toilet Seat
  06/30/25
JFC man
Electric Walnut Public Bath
  06/30/25
Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law st...
Flushed dog poop coldplay fan
  06/30/25
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Aquamarine nighttime trailer park boltzmann
  06/30/25
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godawful charismatic blood rage
  06/30/25
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deranged azn
  06/30/25
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Stubborn smoky hairy legs pistol
  06/30/25
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fragrant incel university
  06/30/25
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sapphire whorehouse sweet tailpipe
  06/30/25
sealclubber?
supple house-broken psychic chad
  06/30/25
so, without you, none of this would even be possible?
abusive partner
  06/30/25
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rambunctious regret
  07/01/25
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crystalline address
  07/01/25
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Garnet Business Firm Jewess
  07/01/25
i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it ho...
mauve casino friendly grandma
  07/01/25
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magical marvelous library son of senegal
  07/01/25
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chocolate ceo temple
  07/01/25
*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*
bistre multi-billionaire potus
  06/30/25
bro
Electric Walnut Public Bath
  06/30/25
...
supple house-broken psychic chad
  06/30/25
lol
Shivering chrome fortuitous meteor hall
  07/01/25
...
Aromatic mahogany parlour
  07/01/25
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who...
Aqua 180 Center
  06/30/25
jfc
Electric Walnut Public Bath
  06/30/25
eric clapton stunned
Black Multi-colored Famous Landscape Painting
  06/30/25
jfc, the poor parents
Stubborn smoky hairy legs pistol
  06/30/25
i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet
fragrant incel university
  06/30/25
I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten ...
Shivering chrome fortuitous meteor hall
  07/01/25
Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.
Aqua 180 Center
  07/01/25
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Know-it-all curious stag film dingle berry
  07/01/25
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fragrant incel university
  07/06/25
He should have jumped
magical marvelous library son of senegal
  07/01/25
how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (5...
Spectacular philosopher-king
  06/30/25
lol at libs. it’s water, bro. you just jump in.
hideous effete half-breed
  06/30/25
cr this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling ...
Electric Walnut Public Bath
  06/30/25
it's telling that even on the internet where they could pret...
godawful charismatic blood rage
  06/30/25
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Electric Walnut Public Bath
  07/01/25
...
cobalt metal home
  07/01/25
lol
Shivering chrome fortuitous meteor hall
  07/01/25
...
Aquamarine nighttime trailer park boltzmann
  06/30/25
never gone over 25 feet because of the fear
Bearded excitant police squad deer antler
  06/30/25
If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before...
Talented bonkers pocket flask
  07/01/25
Where did you come up with "head first"? Profes...
Lime demanding twinkling uncleanness
  07/02/25
Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished o...
exciting locus cumskin
  06/30/25
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-die...
Appetizing church building wagecucks
  07/01/25
it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going ov...
cobalt metal home
  07/01/25
Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids sti...
coral awkward box office selfie
  06/30/25
is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink withou...
Electric Walnut Public Bath
  07/01/25
Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say y...
Shivering chrome fortuitous meteor hall
  07/01/25
...
Electric Walnut Public Bath
  07/01/25
Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under marit...
crystalline address
  07/01/25
😟
Hilarious Gas Station
  07/01/25
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crimson insecure milk
  07/01/25
holy shit
Electric Walnut Public Bath
  07/01/25
yes absolutely
cobalt metal home
  07/01/25
Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.
Heady yellow legal warrant lay
  07/01/25
Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’...
magical marvelous library son of senegal
  07/01/25
You jump in no matter what
Gold area
  07/01/25
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Electric Walnut Public Bath
  07/02/25
Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and yo...
magical marvelous library son of senegal
  07/02/25
Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate
magical marvelous library son of senegal
  07/02/25
Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would peri...
frisky passionate set
  07/05/25
That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if...
Gold area
  07/06/25
I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my k...
Electric Walnut Public Bath
  07/06/25
its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with ...
submissive gaming laptop
  07/05/25
yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is p...
crystalline address
  07/06/25
kid yes, wife no
mind-boggling rigor
  07/06/25
that was unnecessary
Electric Walnut Public Bath
  07/06/25
...
frisky passionate set
  07/06/25
If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it wou...
transparent national
  07/06/25
...
fragrant incel university
  07/06/25
lol
Shivering chrome fortuitous meteor hall
  07/07/25
wow
Electric Walnut Public Bath
  07/07/25


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Date: June 30th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: Electric Walnut Public Bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49061236)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:00 PM
Author: Glittery Shaky Coffee Pot Skinny Woman

I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/she would be taking that trip without me depriving me of the opportunity to jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49061241)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:08 PM
Author: Beady-eyed chestnut windowlicker

Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work would allow me to go on one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49061487)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:30 PM
Author: chocolate ceo temple

I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. Your massive frame would cause ruptures in the deck, not to mention the fuel costs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49064550)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 2:14 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted principal's office

Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is that a shark might mistake you for a seal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49076352)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: bistre multi-billionaire potus

how much life insurance do they have?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49061242)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: Gold area

Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even if I can't find him in the swells, and he can only hear me yelling his name; and even on the chance he can't.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49061243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac ungodly hissy fit headpube

You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you have to try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49061246)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:24 PM
Author: Flushed dog poop coldplay fan

the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocean.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49061294)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: Electric Walnut Public Bath

just jump is ALWAYS tcr

this bro lived

https://x.com/aleclace/status/1939764025169998323

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49061317)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: Black Multi-colored Famous Landscape Painting

now that's what i call a hypo.

rationally you shouldn't do it, but you're probably jumping in without thinking about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49061248)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:06 PM
Author: thriller french shrine hunting ground

This just happened IRL

https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939738528734380304?s=61

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49061251)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:19 PM
Author: godawful charismatic blood rage

lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comments

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49061275)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:22 PM
Author: Electric Walnut Public Bath

“ackshually, you should go seek help from a professional”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49061286)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: deranged azn

180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49061686)



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Date: July 3rd, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: startling wrinkle

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49070086)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:05 PM
Author: soul-stirring mood ape

If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't have kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49061249)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Electric Walnut Public Bath

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49061270)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: Black Multi-colored Famous Landscape Painting

what about your other kids?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49061282)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: hideous effete half-breed

?

my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49061414)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:58 PM
Author: deranged azn

(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49061811)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:27 AM
Author: Shivering chrome fortuitous meteor hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49062447)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: godawful charismatic blood rage

dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49061254)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: soul-stirring mood ape

His wife will probably have sex with him too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49061267)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: crystalline address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49062635)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:25 PM
Author: Sinister cuck mad cow disease

*bussy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49061298)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: Gold area

Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good Instagram value

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49061308)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: Cyan Bawdyhouse

Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter into the parental bed and the kid won’t be back in their own bedroom for at least six months.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49061316)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:44 PM
Author: Razzmatazz zippy den

(actual married male)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49061773)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: godawful charismatic blood rage

fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49061824)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:21 PM
Author: Cyan Bawdyhouse

Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch their segment on the news where mom got to give a giant teary interview. Local news gets him a vanilla romp equivalent to when they’d been dating 1.5 years. A prime time national news interview gets him the Lauren Sanchez/Megan Markle depravity special.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49061869)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:41 PM
Author: Glittery Shaky Coffee Pot Skinny Woman

this is a sick post even for you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49061357)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: godawful charismatic blood rage

i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husband's heroics + adrenaline

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49061405)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:53 PM
Author: hideous effete half-breed

absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49061421)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: Electric Walnut Public Bath

Jewish projection is a bitch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49061427)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:36 AM
Author: brass location codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49078762)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:29 PM
Author: abusive partner

is this what married men have to do to convince their wives to have sex with them?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49062016)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:09 PM
Author: Pearl Galvanic Property New Version

id probably grab a flotation device first

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49061255)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: Know-it-all curious stag film dingle berry

(Smart Dad)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49061265)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: Electric Walnut Public Bath

more like (dad of a dead kid)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49061272)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: Pearl Galvanic Property New Version

my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself afloat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49061713)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:30 AM
Author: Shivering chrome fortuitous meteor hall

Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on the railing of a moving cruise ship while out at sea and you shouldn’t have come up with such a stupid fucking idea.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49062448)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:44 AM
Author: Pearl Galvanic Property New Version

(shortmo kids)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49062661)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: Violent heaven

Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the rail to begin with.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49061266)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: Electric Walnut Public Bath

this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49061283)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:28 PM
Author: sapphire whorehouse sweet tailpipe

(Disney in house lawyer)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49061312)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:34 PM
Author: supple house-broken psychic chad

(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49061328)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:33 AM
Author: Shivering chrome fortuitous meteor hall

tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49062449)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:37 PM
Author: Aquamarine nighttime trailer park boltzmann

just jump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49061336)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:39 PM
Author: Electric Walnut Public Bath

ALWAYS tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49061345)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:20 PM
Author: Motley idea he suggested useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49064523)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:45 PM
Author: frisky passionate set

Depends which kid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49061384)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: Electric Walnut Public Bath

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49061398)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:48 PM
Author: Titillating Bearded Toilet Seat

Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take his kids on a "disney cruise" to begin with. He comes out even. Real heros are the disney compliance folks who ensured appropriate policy and procedures were in place and executed upon by trained crew members, and of course the disney C suite without whom none of this would even be possible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49061394)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: Electric Walnut Public Bath

JFC man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49061399)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: Flushed dog poop coldplay fan

Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law streets fighting for the Dad who sued Disney after his daughter ended up with a broken collarbone. Those medical expenses and personal trauma don't pay for themselves, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49061404)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: Aquamarine nighttime trailer park boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49061410)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:59 PM
Author: godawful charismatic blood rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49061450)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: deranged azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49061712)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:47 PM
Author: Stubborn smoky hairy legs pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49061777)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: fragrant incel university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49061817)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:31 PM
Author: sapphire whorehouse sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49062020)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: supple house-broken psychic chad

sealclubber?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49062243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:46 PM
Author: abusive partner

so, without you, none of this would even be possible?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49062247)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:09 AM
Author: rambunctious regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49062443)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: crystalline address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49062637)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: Garnet Business Firm Jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49062948)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:11 PM
Author: mauve casino friendly grandma

i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it home

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49063691)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:17 PM
Author: magical marvelous library son of senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49063718)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:39 PM
Author: chocolate ceo temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49064589)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: bistre multi-billionaire potus

*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49061415)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: Electric Walnut Public Bath

bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49061443)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: supple house-broken psychic chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49062245)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: Shivering chrome fortuitous meteor hall

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49062450)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: Aromatic mahogany parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49062979)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: Aqua 180 Center

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who-fell-out-cruise-ship-window-sentenced-3-n1257067

The grandfather who was with his 18-month-old granddaughter when she fell to her death from an open window on a Royal Caribbean cruise ship was sentenced Monday to three years of probation, according to Puerto Rico's Department of Justice.

Salvatore “Sam” Anello, of Valparaiso, Indiana, pleaded guilty to negligent homicide last year after his granddaughter, Chloe Wiegand, fell through an 11-story window from the ship docked in San Juan, Puerto Rico, in July 2019.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49061441)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: Electric Walnut Public Bath

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49061454)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:54 PM
Author: Black Multi-colored Famous Landscape Painting

eric clapton stunned

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49061798)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: Stubborn smoky hairy legs pistol

jfc, the poor parents

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49061808)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: fragrant incel university

i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49061822)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:37 AM
Author: Shivering chrome fortuitous meteor hall

I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten by an alligator at a Disney resort with the dad punching the alligator and the little boy screaming daddy help.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49062451)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:23 AM
Author: Aqua 180 Center

Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49062632)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:19 PM
Author: Know-it-all curious stag film dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49064521)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:00 PM
Author: fragrant incel university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49077604)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:18 PM
Author: magical marvelous library son of senegal

He should have jumped

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49063719)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: Spectacular philosopher-king

how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (50+ feet)? i've only done it a few times, and i see how anyone in a hurry/panic would fuck it up completely.

you're supposed to relax beforehand and maintain good form by stretching your arms over your head so that your hands form a wedge. that wedge is what is supposed to strike the water first, creating a safe entry for the rest of your body.

the next-best entry is supposedly to hit the water feet-first with your toes extended to also form a bit of a wedge, but that's more likely to result in leg injuries.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49061480)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:09 PM
Author: hideous effete half-breed

lol at libs.

it’s water, bro. you just jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49061492)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:13 PM
Author: Electric Walnut Public Bath

cr

this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling incoherently to his wife and cops about wedges while they dredge his kid from the bottom of the sea

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49061501)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:22 PM
Author: godawful charismatic blood rage

it's telling that even on the internet where they could pretend to be a tough guy their minds immediately go to making excuses about why it would be a bad idea. lib baby falls in and the headline would be "panicked former dad explains water surface tension is as rigid as concrete from fifty feet high"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49061528)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:48 AM
Author: Electric Walnut Public Bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49062397)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:00 PM
Author: cobalt metal home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49064441)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:39 AM
Author: Shivering chrome fortuitous meteor hall

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49062452)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:15 PM
Author: Aquamarine nighttime trailer park boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49061509)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:33 PM
Author: Bearded excitant police squad deer antler

never gone over 25 feet because of the fear

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49062022)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 6:59 PM
Author: Talented bonkers pocket flask

If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before going in otherwise you'll get water shot up your ass hole. I know a guy that fell barefoot waterskiing at about the same speed. He had to see a Dr because his ass was bleeding inside.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49064439)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:23 AM
Author: Lime demanding twinkling uncleanness

Where did you come up with "head first"?

Professional high divers and cliff jumpers always land feet first.

https://youtu.be/h-Z8_qsQYXc?t=86

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49065730)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:36 PM
Author: exciting locus cumskin

Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished out, and in the meantime I can provide immediate action rather than minutes of delay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49061591)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:58 AM
Author: Appetizing church building wagecucks

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-dies-falling-overboard-cruise-ship-Channel-Islands.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49062469)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: cobalt metal home

it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going overboard on a cruise ship. you have to be ready to die

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49063005)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:24 PM
Author: coral awkward box office selfie

Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids still on boat with wife?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49061717)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:49 AM
Author: Electric Walnut Public Bath

is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink without you?

also, she would 100% take the kids and leave you anyways

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49062398)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:25 AM
Author: Shivering chrome fortuitous meteor hall

Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say yes, without hesitation. It would be instinctive. I don’t know how any parent could answer otherwise.

I love my mixed kids more than anything in the world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49062446)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:14 AM
Author: Electric Walnut Public Bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49062459)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:28 AM
Author: crystalline address

Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under maritime salvage laws he gets to keep him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49062639)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: Hilarious Gas Station

😟

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49062977)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:43 AM
Author: crimson insecure milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49063002)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:56 PM
Author: Electric Walnut Public Bath

holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49064258)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: cobalt metal home

yes absolutely

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49063006)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:16 PM
Author: Heady yellow legal warrant lay

Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49063715)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:20 PM
Author: magical marvelous library son of senegal

Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’s a bright clear day yes. If it’s rainy and 15-foot seas at 3 am, probably not. This is partly why I had so many kids.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49063724)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: Gold area

You jump in no matter what

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49064533)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: Electric Walnut Public Bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49065395)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:13 AM
Author: magical marvelous library son of senegal

Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and you have other kids. Sometimes kids get got.

Also, which kid it is really does play a minor role in the decision to jump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49065717)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:15 AM
Author: magical marvelous library son of senegal

Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49065721)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:09 PM
Author: frisky passionate set

Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would perish alongside him but you’d prevent your son from dying terrified and alone?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49075086)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 4:42 AM
Author: Gold area

That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if you can't actually find him in the water, and you know you are 99% unlikely to find him, it is still worth it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49075651)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 1:44 PM
Author: Electric Walnut Public Bath

I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my kid die while doing nothing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49076284)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:15 PM
Author: submissive gaming laptop

its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with me in the first place

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49075101)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 6:35 PM
Author: crystalline address

yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is prole helldrome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49077073)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: mind-boggling rigor

kid yes, wife no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49077209)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: Electric Walnut Public Bath

that was unnecessary

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49077438)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:17 PM
Author: frisky passionate set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49077539)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:28 PM
Author: transparent national

If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it would be very boorish behavior so I'd have to just let him drown.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49077548)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:01 PM
Author: fragrant incel university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49077605)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:22 AM
Author: Shivering chrome fortuitous meteor hall

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49078741)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: Electric Walnut Public Bath

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49078889)