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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:13 PM
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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:26 PM
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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:27 PM
Author: provocative whorehouse

a white nationalist might argue that the positive white stereotypes are true and the negative ones (which are what you're referring to) are false. If you're so determined to go around telling everyone that the negative stereotypes are true, then you have to actually provide evidence for them, otherwise we can assume you're just another resentful third-worlder

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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:29 PM
Author: provocative whorehouse

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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:31 PM
Author: provocative whorehouse

white people are the most benevolent, humane, and civilized of all the world's peoples, 1000x over.

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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:37 PM
Author: provocative whorehouse

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 5:21 PM
Author: beady-eyed wild house

Cums from the Latin bestialis ("of or relating to a beast")

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 8:49 PM
Author: chocolate frum therapy

man's BEST friend

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:56 PM
Author: iridescent diverse church building

SO WHEN WOMEN DO IT ITS FINE

DOG PILL DENIED

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:19 PM
Author: Unholy Casino

Oh shit, this dude was balling: https://www.har.com/homedetail/11723-providence-park-houston-tx-77024/8806610

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:23 PM
Author: Useless Theater

all that space, wife still doesn't allow a dude a bit of privacy



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:26 PM
Author: razzle azure main people boltzmann

what a snoozefest. i'm not a texasmo, but 2.6 for that, in houston?

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:39 PM
Author: Unholy Casino

It’s in the second best neighborhood.

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:43 PM
Author: iridescent diverse church building

why does every room look so fucking tiny

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:47 PM
Author: Shivering Arousing School Cafeteria

Cpap in bedroom photo. Confirmed poaster.

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:55 PM
Author: Pale passionate hospital codepig

Disco Fries, do NOT click the link

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:23 PM
Author: Unholy Casino



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 11:28 AM
Author: Soul-stirring splenetic crotch

Yeah, and he had a really big house, too.

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Date: May 23rd, 2026 5:21 PM
Author: Unholy Casino



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 5:22 PM
Author: Unholy Casino

Guessing it’s going to be on the market soon

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Date: May 23rd, 2026 5:49 PM
Author: Fighting sooty goal in life

jfc no taste. what's even the point.

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Date: May 24th, 2026 10:27 PM
Author: Sable Haunted Graveyard Black Woman

That's awful. Range top on the kitchen island. TV just set on a credenza. Bitch ass buck hanging in the office. Bed facing the wardrobe and can lights in the master and bath. Tiny pink porch with a tiny back yard. What a fucking disaster no wonder this dude was doing what he did.

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:21 PM
Author: navy massive sanctuary mad cow disease

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:33 PM
Author: vermilion piazza

There's a lot of this going around. My friend had a client who married his dog. After the client died the dog vanished, presumably hijacked by a fellow cynophilist. The great part is that nobody knew any of this until the female probate paralegal went to the home of the deceased to start inventorying the estate. There were pictures. To quote my friend,referring to the deceased's former doggie spouse, "She turned out to be a real bitch."

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:30 PM
Author: heady crystalline dog poop

Where was he allowed to marry his dog?

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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:23 AM
Author: vermilion piazza

Wasn't an official wedding. It was some kind of zoophilian organization that married people to animals and made out marriage certificates. Paralegal found the marriage certificate and the wedding photos. Forgot to ask about what the cake was made of. Tempted to make a woofer comment, but I'm no prize myself.

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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:30 AM
Author: heady crystalline dog poop

Amazing 🐶

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:32 PM
Author: bright comical chapel athletic conference

This isn't a joke? What do you think was in the psychology of the guys who do this - any common patterns in dog fuckers

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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:26 AM
Author: vermilion piazza

Not a joke. I have no idea why anyone would want to do this. It must be a deeply rooted and not terribly uncommon human perversion, or variation if you prefer. There are bestiality porn sites and, as I discovered, associations of people with these inclinations. Lately we have furries, too. We need an abnormal psychologist to weigh in. Psychologists are all abnormal, but you get my drift.

Wikipedia opines, in part:

In many, if not most, jurisdictions, there is no legal precedent for marrying another animal, however; several individuals claim to have done so.

In 1992, an American man named Mark Matthews married his horse. He wrote a memoir describing the concealment of his zoophilia from his Methodist family.[9][10][11][12]

In 2005, an American man ordained with the Universal Life Church married humans and their pets.[13]

A British woman who married her dog created the website MarryYourPet.com, after she became ordained to marry humans with their pets, and has performed about 100 ceremonies.[13][14]

In 2005, another British woman reportedly married a dolphin.[15]

The Sudanese goat marriage incident made headlines in 2006, when a man was forced to marry a goat after being caught in a sexual interaction with it.[16]

Other reports of marriage include animals such as dogs, cats, frogs, and a dolphin.[17][18][19][20][21]

Other incidents of human animal relations took place in 2010, when 18-year-old Balinese man Ngurah Alit was found having sexual intercourse with a cow, who he claimed flirted with him.[22] As part of a Pecaruan ritual, the man was forced to marry the animal.[22] The ceremony was thought to cleanse the village of the immoral act of bestiality.[22] The cow was drowned in the ocean, while Alit's clothes were symbolically submerged in the sea as well.[22]

In 2013, a Brazilian man reportedly married a goat in a Satanic church after his plan was rejected by his evangelical church.[23]

In 2014, internet hoaxer Paul Horner staged a ceremony where he married his pet dog at the Chapel of Our Lady at the Presidio in San Francisco.[24] Many news outlets reported the incident as reality.[25][26]

See also



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:34 PM
Author: Razzmatazz indian lodge keepsake machete

One of those rare things where you KNOW the perp is white.

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:40 PM
Author: Unholy Casino

But wouldn’t have guessed man.

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:56 PM
Author: Pale passionate hospital codepig

lol

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Date: May 23rd, 2026 11:30 AM
Author: Soul-stirring splenetic crotch

Well, yeah, the dog was in the bedroom.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#49896120)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:01 PM
Author: electric old irish cottage laser beams

wife MAF because she caught the dog with an outside party

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:29 PM
Author: Unholy Casino

Apparently he was banging hookers too

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 8:58 PM
Author: electric old irish cottage laser beams

fruit of the poisonous tree, she had no right to put up those cameras. the tape is out

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Date: May 23rd, 2026 6:11 AM
Author: Unholy Casino

Link?

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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:14 PM
Author: electric old irish cottage laser beams

i'm just doing a classic law & order impersonation, it's probably not germane to the case at hand and this guy is really going to go to prison for animal cruelty in TEXAS for this

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:30 PM
Author: Hilarious Supple Kitchen Cuckoldry

Shrimp PoBoy leaking jizz

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Date: May 23rd, 2026 9:45 AM
Author: Unholy Casino

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Date: May 24th, 2026 5:05 PM
Author: Unholy Casino

Watch out, he's out on bail: https://x.com/theshellbelle/status/2058569279746834937?s=20

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Date: May 24th, 2026 5:06 PM
Author: Unholy Casino

LMAO, the PETA people are considering protesting that he was granted bond.

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Date: August 19th, 2026 2:08 AM
Author: Flushed Self-centered Principal's Office

what's the actual statutory language of the crime he's charged with?

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Date: May 24th, 2026 5:10 PM
Author: Unholy Casino

His lawyer: https://www.cogdell-law.com/attorney/osso-anthony/

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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:25 PM
Author: Excitant nibblets

That’s who you hire when you are FUCKED.

There’s another Houston lawyer who hired the same team for his upcoming trial (and that one has a missing body).

Another Houston lawyer hired these guys a couple years ago after he got caught poisoning his wife in a botched attempted abortion. He’s celebrating Memorial Day in the dormitory of century old prison farm down on the bayou.

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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:38 PM
Author: Unholy Casino

They have a pretty sick IG

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Date: May 24th, 2026 7:53 PM
Author: electric old irish cottage laser beams

if they have him on video what does the defense even argue here

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Date: May 24th, 2026 8:00 PM
Author: Bearded roommate alpha

Try to negotiate a favorable plea based on no prior record.

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Date: May 27th, 2026 9:28 PM
Author: appetizing lime macaca

Killself seems appropriate

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Date: June 17th, 2026 9:20 PM
Author: Maroon Cocky Gay Wizard Sex Offender

The rare situation where the wife has a duty to commit an honor killing

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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:22 PM
Author: Unholy Casino

Shipley was asking for it.

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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:40 PM
Author: Useless Theater

AI

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Date: May 24th, 2026 10:31 PM
Author: Sable Haunted Graveyard Black Woman

"Could've been a Korean boy..."

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Date: May 25th, 2026 11:24 AM
Author: Blue out-of-control step-uncle's house wrinkle

The dog consented. Hire an expert in dog psychology. Maybe a dog hypnotist. I don’t want to spend too much time thinking about this unless I’m getting paid.

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Date: August 19th, 2026 2:08 AM
Author: Flushed Self-centered Principal's Office

what's the actual crime he's accused of?

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Date: August 12th, 2026 12:16 AM
Author: nighttime senate

He screwed the pooch

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Date: August 14th, 2026 2:52 PM
Author: Unholy Casino

Took three months, but thank you for your contribution

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Date: August 14th, 2026 2:59 PM
Author: vermilion piazza

Is it true the wife punished the dog for cheating on her?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#50068089)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 2:59 PM
Author: Fragrant Plum Dilemma

beastiality doesnt seem like a crime if it doesnt hurt anyone and nobody knows about it?

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