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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:10 AM
Author: Honey-headed Orchestra Pit Twinkling Uncleanness



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:15 AM
Author: talking preventive strike resort

ugh man. in college i met this cute girl at the bookstore and gave her my #. she left a message when i was out, but because i bought the cheapest piece of shit answering machine her message got garbled after the first few seconds ("hey, we met at the bookstore..."). so i didn't have her # or name and never saw her again. she probably thinks i ghosted her.

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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:52 AM
Author: Honey-headed Orchestra Pit Twinkling Uncleanness

"And once again, after who knows what aeons of the silence and dark, the birds will sing and the waters flow, and lights and shadows move across the hills,

And the faces of our friends laugh upon us with amazed recognition."

All wholesome misunderstandings will have their day in the sun, thank Goodness!

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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM
Author: Honey-headed Orchestra Pit Twinkling Uncleanness



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM
Author: Honey-headed Orchestra Pit Twinkling Uncleanness



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Date: September 16th, 2021 6:53 AM
Author: Honey-headed Orchestra Pit Twinkling Uncleanness



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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:44 AM
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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:46 AM
Author: Honey-headed Orchestra Pit Twinkling Uncleanness



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Date: February 7th, 2026 12:55 AM
Author: twisted spruce stage main people

Couldn't you have checked your bill to see what number called?

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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:16 AM
Author: Jet community account

My mom once recorded an answering machine greeting where she yelled at my brother that she didn't know how he was getting home from his friend's house and to call her from a pay phone. She left it on there and we kept getting messages like "Uh..... Hi, this is Rachel calling for Mr. Sickly from Dr. Blah blah..."

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Date: August 2nd, 2021 4:00 AM
Author: Honey-headed Orchestra Pit Twinkling Uncleanness

LOL. Speaking of wholesome misunderstandings - truly the kind of thing that could only happen in the 90s.

My first relationship happened at the turn of the 21st century, and I remember frequently using payphones at the mall and/or promenade type places to arrange pick up times with our parents.

And I also distinctly remember feeling reluctant to get a cellphone, even when my parents, my sisters, and my girlfriend's sisters all wanted me to have one.

My junior high girlfriend and I knew that something valuable was being lost - living in a reality unmediated by screens - and held out as long as we could. (She's a Mediterranean Catholicmo - coincidence? I don't think so. All heart.)

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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM
Author: Honey-headed Orchestra Pit Twinkling Uncleanness



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM
Author: Honey-headed Orchestra Pit Twinkling Uncleanness



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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:47 AM
Author: Honey-headed Orchestra Pit Twinkling Uncleanness



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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:04 AM
Author: Khaki Elite Meetinghouse Marketing Idea

"You've reached the..."

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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:07 AM
Author: Honey-headed Orchestra Pit Twinkling Uncleanness

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Date: September 30th, 2021 12:02 AM
Author: Honey-headed Orchestra Pit Twinkling Uncleanness



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Date: September 30th, 2021 4:52 PM
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Date: September 30th, 2021 5:23 PM
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Date: October 17th, 2021 9:26 PM
Author: Honey-headed Orchestra Pit Twinkling Uncleanness

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Date: November 27th, 2021 12:51 AM
Author: Honey-headed Orchestra Pit Twinkling Uncleanness



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Date: November 27th, 2021 2:52 AM
Author: Honey-headed Orchestra Pit Twinkling Uncleanness

LMAO at this planet...

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Date: November 28th, 2021 7:56 PM
Author: Honey-headed Orchestra Pit Twinkling Uncleanness



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Date: November 29th, 2021 1:43 AM
Author: Honey-headed Orchestra Pit Twinkling Uncleanness



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Date: November 29th, 2021 1:47 AM
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Date: November 29th, 2021 1:52 AM
Author: Honey-headed Orchestra Pit Twinkling Uncleanness

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Date: February 1st, 2026 8:50 PM
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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:43 PM
Author: Honey-headed Orchestra Pit Twinkling Uncleanness



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 5:03 AM
Author: pink insane kitchen

I remember my sister and I deliberately deleting each others' messages

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Date: August 3rd, 2021 1:09 AM
Author: Honey-headed Orchestra Pit Twinkling Uncleanness

This sounds like something out of Charlie Brown or John Hughes: 180!

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Date: August 3rd, 2021 6:21 AM
Author: pink insane kitchen

our parents even got us our own phone line- 1992 dreaming

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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:18 AM
Author: Honey-headed Orchestra Pit Twinkling Uncleanness

Can't believe I missed this poast, Ho Lee Fuk

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Date: August 2nd, 2021 8:36 AM
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Date: August 2nd, 2021 8:49 AM
Author: Big wild property



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Date: August 8th, 2021 5:48 AM
Author: Honey-headed Orchestra Pit Twinkling Uncleanness



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Date: August 14th, 2021 7:55 AM
Author: Honey-headed Orchestra Pit Twinkling Uncleanness



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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM
Author: up-to-no-good zippy sneaky criminal

aren't you fancy (tony soprano's mom)

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Date: August 15th, 2021 11:46 AM
Author: Honey-headed Orchestra Pit Twinkling Uncleanness

Lol'd IRL, tyft

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Date: August 15th, 2021 11:49 AM
Author: Heady police squad

Asking operator to do an emergency cut-in so your mom can come pick you up from the mall.

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Date: August 15th, 2021 12:34 PM
Author: Honey-headed Orchestra Pit Twinkling Uncleanness

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Date: August 16th, 2021 1:26 AM
Author: Honey-headed Orchestra Pit Twinkling Uncleanness



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Date: August 16th, 2021 3:16 AM
Author: Honey-headed Orchestra Pit Twinkling Uncleanness



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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:04 PM
Author: Honey-headed Orchestra Pit Twinkling Uncleanness



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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:08 PM
Author: aromatic hyperactive business firm

Strong thread/moniker synergy

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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:08 PM
Author: Honey-headed Orchestra Pit Twinkling Uncleanness

;-)

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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:10 PM
Author: Galvanic Salmon Nowag

Weird how voice mail used to be something to look forward to.

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Date: August 18th, 2021 5:55 PM
Author: Heady police squad

Someone in a neighborhood group found a phone and this boomer recommended he call the number and leave a voicemail because people still check their voicemail.

I don't think I've checked a voicemail in years.

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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:46 AM
Author: Honey-headed Orchestra Pit Twinkling Uncleanness



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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:46 AM
Author: Honey-headed Orchestra Pit Twinkling Uncleanness



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Date: August 22nd, 2021 2:18 AM
Author: Honey-headed Orchestra Pit Twinkling Uncleanness



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:18 PM
Author: Honey-headed Orchestra Pit Twinkling Uncleanness



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM
Author: Filthy provocative wrinkle bawdyhouse

It was in my parents' bedroom. I would distinctly remember coming home from a weekend away, and all of us would crowd into their room as they played the messages. 180 family nostalgia.

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Date: September 13th, 2021 12:42 AM
Author: Honey-headed Orchestra Pit Twinkling Uncleanness



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Date: September 13th, 2021 6:06 AM
Author: Honey-headed Orchestra Pit Twinkling Uncleanness

This poast blew my mind, not flame

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Date: September 13th, 2021 6:07 AM
Author: Honey-headed Orchestra Pit Twinkling Uncleanness

As in, an honest-to-goodness Proustian portal to the past, pure wholesomeness on all levels, my friend.

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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:44 AM
Author: Motley cruise ship cumskin



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Date: September 25th, 2021 7:48 PM
Author: Honey-headed Orchestra Pit Twinkling Uncleanness



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Date: September 16th, 2021 4:43 AM
Author: Honey-headed Orchestra Pit Twinkling Uncleanness



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Date: September 25th, 2021 5:03 AM
Author: Honey-headed Orchestra Pit Twinkling Uncleanness



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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:02 AM
Author: Honey-headed Orchestra Pit Twinkling Uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2/#43194577)



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Date: October 7th, 2021 11:32 PM
Author: Honey-headed Orchestra Pit Twinkling Uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2/#43239492)



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Date: October 17th, 2021 9:29 PM
Author: nudist house-broken mexican dragon

[your dad, hoping he can lunge for the button before you or your mom]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2/#43288116)



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Date: October 19th, 2021 10:54 PM
Author: Honey-headed Orchestra Pit Twinkling Uncleanness

😂😂😂

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2/#43299359)



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Date: October 24th, 2021 8:55 PM
Author: Honey-headed Orchestra Pit Twinkling Uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2/#43324612)



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Date: November 26th, 2021 9:14 PM
Author: Honey-headed Orchestra Pit Twinkling Uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2/#43514420)



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Date: August 19th, 2025 11:21 AM
Author: Filthy provocative wrinkle bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2/#49196901)



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Date: August 20th, 2025 11:21 PM
Author: Honey-headed Orchestra Pit Twinkling Uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2/#49199590)



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Date: August 21st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: Filthy provocative wrinkle bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2/#49200263)



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Date: August 21st, 2025 1:49 PM
Author: Honey-headed Orchestra Pit Twinkling Uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2/#49200780)



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Date: October 24th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: Honey-headed Orchestra Pit Twinkling Uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2/#49372624)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM
Author: Honey-headed Orchestra Pit Twinkling Uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2/#49375825)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM
Author: Honey-headed Orchestra Pit Twinkling Uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2/#49375827)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM
Author: Honey-headed Orchestra Pit Twinkling Uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2/#49375828)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:13 PM
Author: Honey-headed Orchestra Pit Twinkling Uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2/#49375830)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:18 PM
Author: vengeful doobsian selfie bbw



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2/#49375842)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 2:59 PM
Author: Honey-headed Orchestra Pit Twinkling Uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2/#49376322)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:25 PM
Author: primrose disrespectful antidepressant drug locus

*is young biglaw associate who went camping over the weekend*

*checks work voicemail at 6 am Monday*

"You have ... 24 ... new voicemails."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2/#49375859)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 2:59 PM
Author: Honey-headed Orchestra Pit Twinkling Uncleanness

Okay, I lol'd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2/#49376324)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:26 PM
Author: primrose disrespectful antidepressant drug locus

*listens to caller's 5-7 minute rambling voicemail about important matter that finishes with, "anyway, please call me ASAP at [recites number in slurring voice at breakneck speed]"*

*sighs*

*hits 'repeat voicemail' button*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2/#49376404)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:29 PM
Author: Honey-headed Orchestra Pit Twinkling Uncleanness

On the bright side, 5-7 minute rambling to make sense of against all odds - and even endlessly repeatable once in a while due to its "180"ness - is mystically similar, in a certain sense, to his other time consuming interest outside the modern white collar services professions, mysteriously known as: "ZoZo"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2/#49376409)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:30 PM
Author: primrose disrespectful antidepressant drug locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2/#49376411)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:30 PM
Author: Honey-headed Orchestra Pit Twinkling Uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2/#49376412)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:31 PM
Author: Honey-headed Orchestra Pit Twinkling Uncleanness

I really like it here in case I didn't make that clear, my genuinely witty and insightful pumo brother in arms

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2/#49376414)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:36 PM
Author: primrose disrespectful antidepressant drug locus

o it's clear brother.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2/#49376428)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:37 PM
Author: Honey-headed Orchestra Pit Twinkling Uncleanness

<3<3<3

Gorgeous noblesse oblige on your part, which I had a feeling about given your sense of humor, unironically :-)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2/#49376435)



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Date: February 1st, 2026 8:29 PM
Author: Honey-headed Orchestra Pit Twinkling Uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2/#49639794)



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Date: February 6th, 2026 7:51 PM
Author: Honey-headed Orchestra Pit Twinkling Uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2/#49652305)



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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:25 PM
Author: transparent step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2/#49652439)



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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:34 PM
Author: Honey-headed Orchestra Pit Twinkling Uncleanness

Battle Diaper Alita (tp) recording your Answering Machine greeting (tp, to be perfectly clear)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2/#49652462)



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Date: February 7th, 2026 12:47 AM
Author: Honey-headed Orchestra Pit Twinkling Uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2/#49653001)



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Date: February 8th, 2026 10:09 PM
Author: Honey-headed Orchestra Pit Twinkling Uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2/#49657164)



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Date: February 11th, 2026 11:29 PM
Author: Honey-headed Orchestra Pit Twinkling Uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2/#49664938)



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Date: February 12th, 2026 5:24 PM
Author: Honey-headed Orchestra Pit Twinkling Uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2/#49666650)



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Date: February 25th, 2026 3:50 PM
Author: Honey-headed Orchestra Pit Twinkling Uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2/#49694871)



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Date: February 28th, 2026 12:30 PM
Author: Honey-headed Orchestra Pit Twinkling Uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2/#49702519)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:14 PM
Author: Honey-headed Orchestra Pit Twinkling Uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2/#49706781)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:19 PM
Author: pink insane kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2/#49706795)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:19 PM
Author: Honey-headed Orchestra Pit Twinkling Uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2/#49706796)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:28 PM
Author: Talented Slap-happy Fat Ankles Trailer Park

a girl called long-distance from hawaii while on vacation for spring break with her family and left me a message. i can still hear the nervousness in her voice. now i delete voicemails without even listening to them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2/#49706824)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:30 PM
Author: Honey-headed Orchestra Pit Twinkling Uncleanness

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5647441&mc=6&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2/#49706828)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:47 PM
Author: Talented Slap-happy Fat Ankles Trailer Park

i initially read that as G.C. Charlatan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2/#49706889)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 10:16 PM
Author: Honey-headed Orchestra Pit Twinkling Uncleanness

Bob Vylan and GC Charlatan meeting in Interstellar bookshelf realm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2/#49706974)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 10:07 AM
Author: Talented Slap-happy Fat Ankles Trailer Park

🌌📚⏳️

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2/#49720536)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 10:31 AM
Author: Honey-headed Orchestra Pit Twinkling Uncleanness

🤔🧐😋

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2/#49720611)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:44 PM
Author: vibrant trump supporter

How do you say I miss you to an answering machine?

How do you say good night to an answering machine?

How do you say I'm lonely to an answering machine?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2/#49706880)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:46 PM
Author: Honey-headed Orchestra Pit Twinkling Uncleanness

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2/#49706886)



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Date: March 5th, 2026 4:39 PM
Author: Honey-headed Orchestra Pit Twinkling Uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2/#49718753)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 12:56 AM
Author: Honey-headed Orchestra Pit Twinkling Uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2/#49720164)



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Date: March 11th, 2026 12:18 AM
Author: Honey-headed Orchestra Pit Twinkling Uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2/#49733811)



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Date: March 14th, 2026 5:30 PM
Author: Honey-headed Orchestra Pit Twinkling Uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2/#49743659)



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Date: March 23rd, 2026 5:59 PM
Author: Honey-headed Orchestra Pit Twinkling Uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2/#49763415)



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Date: March 28th, 2026 1:23 PM
Author: Honey-headed Orchestra Pit Twinkling Uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2/#49776406)



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Date: June 2nd, 2026 8:08 PM
Author: Bellevue therapy dog tp



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2/#49911902)



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Date: June 8th, 2026 8:24 PM
Author: Bellevue therapy dog tp



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2/#49924038)