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I did my first stand up set (MASE)

I went to an open mic and did it. I haven't been to many ope...
Nofapping splenetic dysfunction hall
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u know ur not supposed to stick the microphone up ur ass, ri...
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I feel like you could work this into your standup and get so...
aggressive appetizing ticket booth really tough guy
  02/27/25
I will not be performing under the "MASE" moniker.
Nofapping splenetic dysfunction hall
  02/27/25
they could still inspect your gaping butthole
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Geriatric den
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back when i lived in mfh, there was some bar on houston that...
Purple prole
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There were some borderline experimental shit happening. I tr...
Nofapping splenetic dysfunction hall
  02/27/25
the dying sounds 180 i remember some puerto rican dude, t...
Purple prole
  02/27/25
The bluest I got was I said at some point in my set that I w...
Nofapping splenetic dysfunction hall
  02/27/25
have you heard of Kill Tony on YouTube?
pearl disturbing scourge upon the earth
  02/27/25
> because all the half-thought-out jokes and bits were 1...
wonderful round eye
  02/27/25
nature of comedy, imo, is encountering wacky and strange tho...
Purple prole
  02/27/25
The whole concept sounds like a masochistic ritual of self-l...
Vivacious milky lettuce
  02/27/25
Have you ever watched the HBO show "Crashing"? It ...
Nofapping splenetic dysfunction hall
  02/27/25
Haven't seen it, maybe I'll check it out. I have a hard t...
Vivacious milky lettuce
  02/27/25
80% of the audience was other comedians waiting for their tu...
Nofapping splenetic dysfunction hall
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comedy seems like the hardest thing to break into. you need ...
amber turdskin mood
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It feels like it would almost be easier to go viral on Tik T...
Nofapping splenetic dysfunction hall
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cr. before screens people would go to comedy clubs as a ...
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i disagree with the "easier" part. most people lik...
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the music industry is worth $17b a year the comedy indust...
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ok, then you choose a break out comedian who matches sabrina...
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damn i guess all those sold out stadiums are deepfakes and e...
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so are we talking about the way the world is or what you'd l...
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we were discussing what the reality of today *is*. not what ...
amber turdskin mood
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i love that weird looking bitch that takes her top off in ep...
amber turdskin mood
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I really like "The Wrong Missy" Happy Madison get...
Nofapping splenetic dysfunction hall
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180 show
Passionate alpha sex offender
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Mocking Assholes So Exquisitely (MASE)
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180
amber turdskin mood
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I don't know when I'll go back. I felt satisfied after I did...
Nofapping splenetic dysfunction hall
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i've considered it but after 20 years of comedy podcasts/rad...
amber turdskin mood
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God I wish I had a Jewish network executive uncle right now
Nofapping splenetic dysfunction hall
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i'm hoping to break into the industry by getting a spot on t...
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Nofapping splenetic dysfunction hall
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You into Kill Tony?
startling violent stage
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I have tickets to an upcoming Kill Tony show. I also have t...
Nofapping splenetic dysfunction hall
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Isn’t he an illegal Mexican jew?
startling violent stage
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You're thinking of Ricky
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There are two kinds of comics IMO 1.) The naturally funny k...
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Clearly he does. He's amazing at what he does. I'm just sayi...
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one time i spoke to louis ck for like an hour on a call in s...
amber turdskin mood
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Can't wait to see his new show this year
Nofapping splenetic dysfunction hall
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i've seen him like 5x. he might be the GOAT. especially sinc...
amber turdskin mood
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link to his funniest bit.
wonderful round eye
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S4etdXW--30
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louie started in comedy in the mid 80s and didn't break out ...
amber turdskin mood
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it's not very funny. not because i'm a pearl clutching lib, ...
wonderful round eye
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this isn't true at all. most comedians languish in obscurity...
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Fuck. Thank God I have an email job to support me while I tr...
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I think I need to get a divorce.
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time to outself and poast a clip of your comedy. great netwo...
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I think I'm just going to copy Tim Dillon and hope no one no...
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"Conversely if you have it you rise straight to the top...
amber turdskin mood
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he's essentially saying necessary but not sufficient.
wonderful round eye
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"if you have it you rise straight to the top" = su...
amber turdskin mood
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I go to this kickass free comedy night every week, where the...
titillating obsidian stage
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Can you get me a spot
Nofapping splenetic dysfunction hall
  02/27/25
yes
titillating obsidian stage
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i wish my local comedy club did shit like that.
amber turdskin mood
  02/27/25
its actually at an irish pub type of place that does this on...
titillating obsidian stage
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Laughing skull?
nighttime cuckold
  02/27/25
no but close. I go to laughing skull a decent amount.
titillating obsidian stage
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You should try poasting funny stuff here on xo
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i was kind of surprised to see this thread. we have some rea...
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Not all of us are meant to perform hack comedy at third tier...
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cr but i don't know how much of MPA's humor is translatable ...
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aggressive appetizing ticket booth really tough guy
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I’ve surpassed most people here, so I have to move thi...
Nofapping splenetic dysfunction hall
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surpassed most people here in what?
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Anal sex having
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aggressive appetizing ticket booth really tough guy
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funnier than literally anything mase has ever posted
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You're being very unkind to me, but at the end of the day, I...
Nofapping splenetic dysfunction hall
  02/27/25
where are the jokes
Lemon disgusting karate rigpig
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Where are yours
Nofapping splenetic dysfunction hall
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No U from a comedian. youre going to make it
Lemon disgusting karate rigpig
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I'm funny IRL. Got a lot of laughs last night. U OTHO aren't...
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Ive long said you could probably have a pretty successful st...
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"I bet this bitch in the front row makes karate hands a...
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that would actually work IMO
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Geriatric den
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What were your jokes?
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180. that takes guts.
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Date: February 27th, 2025 9:37 AM
Author: Nofapping splenetic dysfunction hall

I went to an open mic and did it. I haven't been to many open mics so I wasn't acquainted with the fact that almost everyone bombs horribly. I got a few laughs, but there was only one comedian in the lineup that I would consider competent.

Other comedians are complete freaks though. Really sad stuff like people trying to "make it" in their late forties.

Seems you like you need to be good at crowd work to wake up the crowd a little at one of these things. The one guy who did that was finally able to get laughs after 5-6 comedians got literally no laughs at all.

Not sure when I'll go back or when I'll go back at all, but I had a good time. If I do go back, I'm going to try and work on crowd work lines because LJL that stunk.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5686393&forum_id=2/#48698360)



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Date: February 27th, 2025 9:40 AM
Author: Twinkling exciting parlour stock car

u know ur not supposed to stick the microphone up ur ass, right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5686393&forum_id=2/#48698367)



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Date: February 27th, 2025 9:55 AM
Author: Geriatric den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5686393&forum_id=2/#48698407)



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Date: February 27th, 2025 10:15 AM
Author: garnet church building goal in life



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Date: February 27th, 2025 6:46 PM
Author: Glassy bateful native incel



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Date: February 28th, 2025 8:39 AM
Author: cobalt stimulating crotch



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Date: August 4th, 2025 2:50 PM
Author: lascivious menage newt



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Date: February 27th, 2025 9:39 AM
Author: aggressive appetizing ticket booth really tough guy

I feel like you could work this into your standup and get some laughs: https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5649059&mc=106&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5686393&forum_id=2/#48698365)



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Date: February 27th, 2025 9:48 AM
Author: Nofapping splenetic dysfunction hall

I will not be performing under the "MASE" moniker.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5686393&forum_id=2/#48698389)



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Date: February 27th, 2025 12:49 PM
Author: aggressive appetizing ticket booth really tough guy

they could still inspect your gaping butthole

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5686393&forum_id=2/#48698923)



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Date: February 27th, 2025 1:00 PM
Author: amber turdskin mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5686393&forum_id=2/#48698961)



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Date: January 15th, 2026 3:27 PM
Author: STEPHEN MILLER (FAGGOTCHIPPER / Hegemon)



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Date: February 27th, 2025 9:55 AM
Author: Geriatric den



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Date: February 27th, 2025 9:44 AM
Author: Purple prole

back when i lived in mfh, there was some bar on houston that made its back room available to open-mic stand-ups to workshop their material, etc.

I used to love going, because all the half-thought-out jokes and bits were 100x better than polished routines. Its a 180 experience to see amateurs just giving weird perspectives on things.

i wish there were a youtube channel or something for nobodies to do 3 minutes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5686393&forum_id=2/#48698378)



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Date: February 27th, 2025 9:50 AM
Author: Nofapping splenetic dysfunction hall

There were some borderline experimental shit happening. I tried to be generous with courtesy laughs, but it did start becoming hilarious after awhile. One dude ended his set by pretending to die dramatically on stage, he fully committed, and nobody fucking laughed. Which made it hilarious to me.

CR. I would just watch open mic streams for fun if there were any.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5686393&forum_id=2/#48698394)



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Date: February 27th, 2025 9:55 AM
Author: Purple prole

the dying sounds 180

i remember some puerto rican dude, think he had a stage name like EL TERRIBLE or something. used to do nothing but child abduction, child molestation, child murder stuff, very deadpan.

shrews and libs would boo and scream at him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5686393&forum_id=2/#48698405)



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Date: February 27th, 2025 10:09 AM
Author: Nofapping splenetic dysfunction hall

The bluest I got was I said at some point in my set that I was going to kill myself and some shrew gasped lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5686393&forum_id=2/#48698436)



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Date: February 27th, 2025 11:36 AM
Author: pearl disturbing scourge upon the earth

have you heard of Kill Tony on YouTube?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5686393&forum_id=2/#48698704)



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Date: February 27th, 2025 12:15 PM
Author: wonderful round eye

> because all the half-thought-out jokes and bits were 100x better than polished routines.

explain

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5686393&forum_id=2/#48698828)



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Date: February 27th, 2025 3:21 PM
Author: Purple prole

nature of comedy, imo, is encountering wacky and strange thoughts and perspectives. its just people talking.

im sure seeing a celeb HBO comic do his act for the 90th time on tour could be cool. He's been tested and has proven entertainment ability.

But seeing some complete weirdo give a strange "take" for 3 or 5 minutes - a succession of weirdos actually -- in a small room with a lot of audience interaction is super fun.

Its a lot like IRL posting on xo. Pro comedy is like a newspaper editorial

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5686393&forum_id=2/#48699434)



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Date: February 27th, 2025 9:53 AM
Author: Vivacious milky lettuce

The whole concept sounds like a masochistic ritual of self-loathing and despair for all involved.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5686393&forum_id=2/#48698402)



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Date: February 27th, 2025 10:08 AM
Author: Nofapping splenetic dysfunction hall

Have you ever watched the HBO show "Crashing"? It was exactly like that. There was a woman in her mid-40s still trying to "make it" telling masturbation jokes at the bar.

The open mic scene is a bunch of people that do jokes to no laughs for years in the hope that *maybe* a club promoter or network exec will see them and want to hire them for something. In my understanding, you have to love open mics and have no expectations for any of it to not kill yourself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5686393&forum_id=2/#48698434)



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Date: February 27th, 2025 10:29 AM
Author: Vivacious milky lettuce

Haven't seen it, maybe I'll check it out.

I have a hard time understanding the whole scene. I personally fucking hate karaoke because I can't stand listening to people sing poorly. I would never intentionally subject myself to subpar performances unless it was a children's theater or something.

Why people turn out to sit in the audience and not laugh is beyond me. I understand the person on stage. They may be delusional and retarded, but if you're gonna do it, it's gonna have to be up on stage.

Comedy is a weird thing. It's having a resurgence right now, but nobody is fucking funny. And the people who are into it and attend all think they're also funny, and it couldn't be farther from the truth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5686393&forum_id=2/#48698513)



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Date: February 27th, 2025 10:36 AM
Author: Nofapping splenetic dysfunction hall

80% of the audience was other comedians waiting for their turn on stage. They're just way too in their heads to laugh at other comics. Audiences where people actually want to be there to see comedy laugh more.

It's funny. All you really need to get famous in stand up is to have a tik tok account that posts your best bits. It tricks people into thinking you're consistently funny. Rogan's friends are all awful at comedy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5686393&forum_id=2/#48698526)



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Date: February 27th, 2025 10:40 AM
Author: amber turdskin mood

comedy seems like the hardest thing to break into. you need to cultivate a following before you can get your foot in the door, but getting your foot in the door is about cultivating a following. it's a chicken and the egg thing.

it's one of those careers where the most important thing is likely networking rather than raw skill. you need to stay after shows and hobnob with other comedians so someone will take you on as their opener.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5686393&forum_id=2/#48698539)



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Date: February 27th, 2025 10:43 AM
Author: Nofapping splenetic dysfunction hall

It feels like it would almost be easier to go viral on Tik Tok and then leverage that into a stand up career than it would be to make it as a stand up on your own.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5686393&forum_id=2/#48698555)



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Date: February 27th, 2025 10:49 AM
Author: amber turdskin mood

cr.

before screens people would go to comedy clubs as a night out thing without knowing who was performing. people don't do that anymore, they go to see headliners. it's a shame. i love live performances of all kinds and would love to hang out at a comedy club for some drinks. that experience really only exists in MFH, LA, and (now) Austin. and even those places people are going to see headliners way more.

all the biggest new comedians got their start with a podcast or social media. when is the last time there's been a chappelle, seinfeld, etc. that got their start from their stand-up? you gotta either be matt rife or shane gillis. cultivate a following a then do comedy, you can't cultivate a following just doing comedy clubs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5686393&forum_id=2/#48698570)



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Date: February 27th, 2025 11:34 AM
Author: fiercely-loyal cruise ship legal warrant



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Date: February 27th, 2025 11:31 AM
Author: fiercely-loyal cruise ship legal warrant



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Date: February 27th, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: amber turdskin mood

i disagree with the "easier" part. most people like to listen to music passively. if you go somewhere with a big music scene there are live bands everywhere. there are tons of opportunities to get your name out there. tons of people have made it as sound cloud artists. people listen to music way, way more than they listen to stand up comedy.

stand up requires people to actually sit there and pay attention to you. it's more like breaking into being a fiction writer. not only do you have to be good, you have to convince people to read/listen to your shit. and 99% of amateur's stuff is terrible, so even finding people willing to consider a new writer or comedian is difficult. that's exactly why MASE's open mic was full of comedians.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5686393&forum_id=2/#48698875)



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Date: February 27th, 2025 12:33 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal cruise ship legal warrant



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Date: February 27th, 2025 12:43 PM
Author: amber turdskin mood

the music industry is worth $17b a year

the comedy industry is less than a $1b and that's after an explosion in popularity

https://www.axios.com/2024/05/10/comedy-industry-boom-growth-revenue-netflix

how many concerts occur in a city a year? how many comedy shows? how many music venues does an average city have? how many comedy venues? how often does a stadium host a comedian? how often do they host a musicians?

this is just objectively wrong. you just have it in your head that "music is dead" because your favorite music is unpopular these days.

sabrina carpenter and shane gillis are probably the two biggest recent break out artists in music and comedy. who do you think sells more tickets?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5686393&forum_id=2/#48698912)



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Date: February 27th, 2025 12:48 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal cruise ship legal warrant



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Date: February 27th, 2025 12:52 PM
Author: amber turdskin mood

ok, then you choose a break out comedian who matches sabrina carpenter. or dup lipa, or chappell roan, or doja cat, or bad bunny.

that's exactly my point dude. they don't exist. even biggest comedians aren't nipping the heels of musicians.

way, way, way more music is consumed than comedy. and there's an appetite for more artists too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5686393&forum_id=2/#48698929)



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Date: February 27th, 2025 12:55 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal cruise ship legal warrant



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Date: February 27th, 2025 12:59 PM
Author: amber turdskin mood

damn i guess all those sold out stadiums are deepfakes and everyone who said they went to their shows are paid crisis actors or something huh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5686393&forum_id=2/#48698960)



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Date: February 27th, 2025 1:13 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal cruise ship legal warrant



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Date: February 27th, 2025 1:23 PM
Author: amber turdskin mood

so are we talking about the way the world is or what you'd like it to be? i thought we were talking about reality.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5686393&forum_id=2/#48699022)



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Date: February 27th, 2025 1:28 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal cruise ship legal warrant



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Date: February 27th, 2025 1:34 PM
Author: amber turdskin mood

we were discussing what the reality of today *is*. not what i'd like it to be, or not whether it's worthwhile to changing it.

people consume a shit ton of music. the fact you don't like popular music or why it's popular doesn't change the fact that it is popular.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5686393&forum_id=2/#48699074)



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Date: February 27th, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: amber turdskin mood

i love that weird looking bitch that takes her top off in episode 1

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5686393&forum_id=2/#48698532)



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Date: February 27th, 2025 10:39 AM
Author: Nofapping splenetic dysfunction hall

I really like "The Wrong Missy"

Happy Madison gets a bad rap

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5686393&forum_id=2/#48698538)



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Date: February 27th, 2025 11:58 AM
Author: Passionate alpha sex offender

180 show

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5686393&forum_id=2/#48698776)



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Date: February 27th, 2025 10:12 AM
Author: aphrodisiac queen of the night

Mocking Assholes So Exquisitely (MASE)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5686393&forum_id=2/#48698446)



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Date: February 27th, 2025 10:17 AM
Author: amber turdskin mood

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5686393&forum_id=2/#48698467)



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Date: February 27th, 2025 10:19 AM
Author: Nofapping splenetic dysfunction hall

I don't know when I'll go back. I felt satisfied after I did it like "checked that experience off the list". But I don't know. I would like to make these killjoys laugh somehow. Almost like if I'm capable of making the worst audience in the world consistently laugh, I'll maek it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5686393&forum_id=2/#48698473)



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Date: February 27th, 2025 10:29 AM
Author: amber turdskin mood

i've considered it but after 20 years of comedy podcasts/radio and hearing so many open mic stories i could only see myself doing it as a box check thing.

from what i've heard most open mic shows are filled with aspiring comedians who won't laugh/pay attention and guests of open micers who are only there for them. if people like shane gillis struggle to get a laugh at an open mic after years it seems very unlikely an amateur would, even if you had the potential to be the greatest comedian ever.

although sometimes i do think about greg giraldo giving up THE LAW to be a comedian before drugging himself to death. that sounds 180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5686393&forum_id=2/#48698517)



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Date: February 27th, 2025 10:39 AM
Author: Nofapping splenetic dysfunction hall

God I wish I had a Jewish network executive uncle right now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5686393&forum_id=2/#48698535)



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Date: February 27th, 2025 10:41 AM
Author: amber turdskin mood

i'm hoping to break into the industry by getting a spot on the much anticipated karlcast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5686393&forum_id=2/#48698548)



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Date: February 27th, 2025 10:43 AM
Author: Nofapping splenetic dysfunction hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5686393&forum_id=2/#48698552)



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Date: February 27th, 2025 10:18 AM
Author: startling violent stage

You into Kill Tony?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5686393&forum_id=2/#48698470)



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Date: February 27th, 2025 10:20 AM
Author: Nofapping splenetic dysfunction hall

I have tickets to an upcoming Kill Tony show.

I also have tickets to:

Rob Schneider

Louis CK

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5686393&forum_id=2/#48698477)



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Date: February 27th, 2025 10:22 AM
Author: startling violent stage

Isn’t he an illegal Mexican jew?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5686393&forum_id=2/#48698484)



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Date: February 27th, 2025 10:23 AM
Author: Nofapping splenetic dysfunction hall

You're thinking of Ricky

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5686393&forum_id=2/#48698490)



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Date: February 27th, 2025 11:51 AM
Author: fiercely-loyal cruise ship legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5686393&forum_id=2/#48698757)



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Date: February 27th, 2025 12:02 PM
Author: Nofapping splenetic dysfunction hall

There are two kinds of comics IMO

1.) The naturally funny kind you're talking about that doesn't have to work that hard on their material. They just "have" "it".

2.) The striver workaholic type that isn't very funny, but just slaves over making the tightest set they can possibly make. I think Louie is one of those people, he is just not funny in interviews or outside of his standup. But he's one of the GOATUS POTUS anyway.

The best comics are a marriage of the two, but these open mic guys don't have either.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5686393&forum_id=2/#48698784)



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Date: February 27th, 2025 12:10 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal cruise ship legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5686393&forum_id=2/#48698811)



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Date: February 27th, 2025 12:13 PM
Author: Nofapping splenetic dysfunction hall

Clearly he does. He's amazing at what he does. I'm just saying I've seen Shane Gillis and Lucas cut up with people on podcasts before. Not all comics do that.

I do have take back my CK comment though, because I just remembered his legendary O&A bits

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hRDXeinEUJQ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5686393&forum_id=2/#48698820)



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Date: February 27th, 2025 12:21 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal cruise ship legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5686393&forum_id=2/#48698852)



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Date: February 27th, 2025 12:22 PM
Author: amber turdskin mood

one time i spoke to louis ck for like an hour on a call in show he had on the O&A network. recently an old friend contacted me out of the blue because he was listening to old episodes and heard me and sent me the youtube link. i've been too chickenshit to listen to it because i was a cringe 19 year old and don't want to hear that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5686393&forum_id=2/#48698857)



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Date: February 27th, 2025 12:26 PM
Author: Nofapping splenetic dysfunction hall

Can't wait to see his new show this year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5686393&forum_id=2/#48698872)



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Date: February 27th, 2025 12:28 PM
Author: amber turdskin mood

i've seen him like 5x. he might be the GOAT. especially since chappelle is more about preaching than making jokes these days.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5686393&forum_id=2/#48698879)



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Date: February 27th, 2025 12:46 PM
Author: wonderful round eye

link to his funniest bit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5686393&forum_id=2/#48698915)



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Date: February 27th, 2025 12:46 PM
Author: amber turdskin mood

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S4etdXW--30

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5686393&forum_id=2/#48698918)



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Date: February 27th, 2025 12:52 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal cruise ship legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5686393&forum_id=2/#48698934)



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Date: February 27th, 2025 12:58 PM
Author: amber turdskin mood

louie started in comedy in the mid 80s and didn't break out until 2005. twenty years. he's a perfect example for what i'm talking about.

ever watch the semi-autobiographical show louie?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4bFhYvADjl4

i've listened to louie talk about the comedy industry countless times and everything i'm saying is drawing upon that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5686393&forum_id=2/#48698956)



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Date: February 27th, 2025 12:52 PM
Author: wonderful round eye

it's not very funny. not because i'm a pearl clutching lib, but because i don't have a complex about race. i didn't know he's jewish, though. that explains quite a lot actually.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5686393&forum_id=2/#48698935)



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Date: February 27th, 2025 12:20 PM
Author: amber turdskin mood

this isn't true at all. most comedians languish in obscurity for years before the make a break. comedians getting a lucky break early are the exception, not the rule.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oeZz1JW3RPc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5686393&forum_id=2/#48698846)



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Date: February 27th, 2025 12:26 PM
Author: Nofapping splenetic dysfunction hall

Fuck. Thank God I have an email job to support me while I try to maek it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5686393&forum_id=2/#48698871)



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Date: February 27th, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal cruise ship legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5686393&forum_id=2/#48698882)



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Date: February 27th, 2025 12:30 PM
Author: Nofapping splenetic dysfunction hall

I think I need to get a divorce.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5686393&forum_id=2/#48698890)



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Date: February 27th, 2025 12:34 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal cruise ship legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5686393&forum_id=2/#48698898)



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Date: February 27th, 2025 12:36 PM
Author: Nofapping splenetic dysfunction hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5686393&forum_id=2/#48698902)



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Date: February 27th, 2025 12:46 PM
Author: amber turdskin mood

time to outself and poast a clip of your comedy. great networking on here and you will simultaneously burn your boats and force yourself to make a go of it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5686393&forum_id=2/#48698916)



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Date: February 27th, 2025 1:22 PM
Author: Nofapping splenetic dysfunction hall

I think I'm just going to copy Tim Dillon and hope no one notices

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5686393&forum_id=2/#48699013)



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Date: February 27th, 2025 1:28 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal cruise ship legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5686393&forum_id=2/#48699044)



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Date: February 27th, 2025 12:28 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal cruise ship legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5686393&forum_id=2/#48698880)



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Date: February 27th, 2025 12:34 PM
Author: amber turdskin mood

"Conversely if you have it you rise straight to the top. Not saying it's going to be an easy path or anything. It might take a lot of suffering and networking and putting yourself out there constantly hoping for a break."

this just isn't true. some of the best comedians languished for decades. i've heard so many comedians talk about how the funniest comedians they knew never caught a break.

i see that you're saying it "isn't easy" and "requires networking", but that's incompatible with "if you have it you rise straight to the top." and also incompatible with everything i've heard from actual comedians. i haven't heard a single professional comedian say what you're saying. i have no direct experience obviously, i'm just relaying what literally every comedian that has talked about breaking into stand-up has said about it.

99% of comedy podcasts is comedians shooting the shit which includes of a lot of talk about the comedy business. find me a clip of a comedian who supports your POV. what are you basing your opinions on?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5686393&forum_id=2/#48698899)



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Date: February 27th, 2025 12:47 PM
Author: wonderful round eye

he's essentially saying necessary but not sufficient.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5686393&forum_id=2/#48698920)



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Date: February 27th, 2025 12:54 PM
Author: amber turdskin mood

"if you have it you rise straight to the top" = sufficient without qualification.

also, even if that is the argument, it's simply not true. i've heard countless comedians talk about talented people that never made it. i haven't heard a single one say "well if you're talented success is inevitable with hard work." it's not.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5686393&forum_id=2/#48698942)



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Date: February 27th, 2025 12:23 PM
Author: titillating obsidian stage

I go to this kickass free comedy night every week, where the first hour and a half are established local (sometimes out of town) "professionals" doing 10-15 minute sets to basically try out material. Same people I see at the paid professional local comedy nights.

Then they have a 2 minute each "lightning" round open mic, where literally anyone can get up there. Often its the quasi pros getting up there to try material and then amateurs doing their first try

Its really awesome. Hit or miss but when it hits it is really good.

Its often not funny among the amateurs but no one really cares.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5686393&forum_id=2/#48698859)



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Date: February 27th, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: Nofapping splenetic dysfunction hall

Can you get me a spot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5686393&forum_id=2/#48698877)



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Date: February 27th, 2025 2:18 PM
Author: titillating obsidian stage

yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5686393&forum_id=2/#48699193)



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Date: February 27th, 2025 12:44 PM
Author: amber turdskin mood

i wish my local comedy club did shit like that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5686393&forum_id=2/#48698914)



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Date: February 27th, 2025 2:18 PM
Author: titillating obsidian stage

its actually at an irish pub type of place that does this once a week.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5686393&forum_id=2/#48699196)



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Date: February 27th, 2025 12:55 PM
Author: nighttime cuckold

Laughing skull?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5686393&forum_id=2/#48698946)



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Date: February 27th, 2025 2:18 PM
Author: titillating obsidian stage

no but close. I go to laughing skull a decent amount.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5686393&forum_id=2/#48699197)



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Date: February 27th, 2025 12:48 PM
Author: garnet church building goal in life

You should try poasting funny stuff here on xo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5686393&forum_id=2/#48698922)



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Date: February 27th, 2025 1:02 PM
Author: wonderful round eye

i was kind of surprised to see this thread. we have some really funny people here who poast some hilarious shit, but i don't think i've seen any from MASE.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5686393&forum_id=2/#48698966)



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Date: February 27th, 2025 1:13 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal cruise ship legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5686393&forum_id=2/#48698991)



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Date: February 27th, 2025 1:19 PM
Author: Nofapping splenetic dysfunction hall

Not all of us are meant to perform hack comedy at third tier clubs in Southie

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5686393&forum_id=2/#48699006)



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Date: February 27th, 2025 1:30 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal cruise ship legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5686393&forum_id=2/#48699053)



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Date: February 27th, 2025 1:20 PM
Author: wonderful round eye

cr but i don't know how much of MPA's humor is translatable to the stage.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5686393&forum_id=2/#48699007)



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Date: February 27th, 2025 1:23 PM
Author: aggressive appetizing ticket booth really tough guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5686393&forum_id=2/#48699019)



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Date: February 27th, 2025 1:18 PM
Author: Nofapping splenetic dysfunction hall

I’ve surpassed most people here, so I have to move things IRL. I wish you the best though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5686393&forum_id=2/#48699001)



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Date: February 27th, 2025 1:23 PM
Author: wonderful round eye

surpassed most people here in what?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5686393&forum_id=2/#48699017)



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Date: February 28th, 2025 4:05 AM
Author: Glassy bateful native incel

Anal sex having

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5686393&forum_id=2/#48701114)



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Date: February 28th, 2025 8:34 AM
Author: Geriatric den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5686393&forum_id=2/#48701276)



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Date: February 28th, 2025 8:38 AM
Author: wonderful round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5686393&forum_id=2/#48701280)



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Date: February 27th, 2025 1:23 PM
Author: aggressive appetizing ticket booth really tough guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5686393&forum_id=2/#48699020)



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Date: February 27th, 2025 2:32 PM
Author: Lemon disgusting karate rigpig

funnier than literally anything mase has ever posted

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5686393&forum_id=2/#48699239)



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Date: February 27th, 2025 2:35 PM
Author: Nofapping splenetic dysfunction hall

You're being very unkind to me, but at the end of the day, I put myself out there and did something none of you anklebiters have ever done. I will not let you extinguish my flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5686393&forum_id=2/#48699256)



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Date: February 27th, 2025 2:39 PM
Author: Lemon disgusting karate rigpig

where are the jokes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5686393&forum_id=2/#48699269)



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Date: February 27th, 2025 2:40 PM
Author: Nofapping splenetic dysfunction hall

Where are yours

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5686393&forum_id=2/#48699272)



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Date: February 27th, 2025 2:52 PM
Author: Lemon disgusting karate rigpig

No U from a comedian.

youre going to make it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5686393&forum_id=2/#48699317)



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Date: February 27th, 2025 2:53 PM
Author: Nofapping splenetic dysfunction hall

I'm funny IRL. Got a lot of laughs last night. U OTHO aren't even a heckler. You're an internet heckler. HTH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5686393&forum_id=2/#48699322)



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Date: February 28th, 2025 8:36 AM
Author: Geriatric den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5686393&forum_id=2/#48701278)



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Date: February 27th, 2025 2:34 PM
Author: titillating obsidian stage

Ive long said you could probably have a pretty successful standup career if you had decent delivery and just copied funny shit from xo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5686393&forum_id=2/#48699249)



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Date: February 27th, 2025 2:51 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal cruise ship legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5686393&forum_id=2/#48699313)



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Date: February 27th, 2025 2:52 PM
Author: Nofapping splenetic dysfunction hall

"I bet this bitch in the front row makes karate hands at work and calls herself an HR ninja"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5686393&forum_id=2/#48699318)



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Date: February 27th, 2025 3:00 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal cruise ship legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5686393&forum_id=2/#48699358)



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Date: February 27th, 2025 3:58 PM
Author: titillating obsidian stage

that would actually work IMO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5686393&forum_id=2/#48699559)



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Date: February 27th, 2025 9:35 PM
Author: Dun Diverse Place Of Business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5686393&forum_id=2/#48700522)



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Date: February 28th, 2025 8:33 AM
Author: Geriatric den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5686393&forum_id=2/#48701273)



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Date: February 27th, 2025 6:45 PM
Author: zombie-like sanctuary

What were your jokes?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5686393&forum_id=2/#48700016)



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Date: February 28th, 2025 8:47 AM
Author: Light Trailer Park

180. that takes guts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5686393&forum_id=2/#48701292)



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Date: January 15th, 2026 2:54 PM
Author: fulano



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5686393&forum_id=2/#49592007)