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if your kid falls off a cruise ship, are you jumping in after?

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Adventurous goal in life
  06/30/25
I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/s...
bistre casino boiling water
  06/30/25
Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work w...
orange office
  06/30/25
I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. ...
Aphrodisiac University Multi-billionaire
  07/01/25
Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is t...
deranged step-uncle's house
  07/06/25
how much life insurance do they have?
Violent apoplectic ceo
  06/30/25
Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even ...
Disgusting corner
  06/30/25
You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you...
Diverse Free-loading Electric Furnace Principal's Office
  06/30/25
the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocea...
smoky stage
  06/30/25
just jump is ALWAYS tcr this bro lived https://x.com/a...
Adventurous goal in life
  06/30/25
now that's what i call a hypo. rationally you shouldn't d...
naked buff factory reset button brethren
  06/30/25
This just happened IRL https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939...
fiercely-loyal nudist idiot piazza
  06/30/25
lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comm...
jet shrine antidepressant drug
  06/30/25
“ackshually, you should go seek help from a profession...
Adventurous goal in life
  06/30/25
180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.
Galvanic chocolate dilemma
  06/30/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs
lime geriatric national security agency
  07/03/25
If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't hav...
Infuriating razzle-dazzle azn
  06/30/25
cr
Adventurous goal in life
  06/30/25
what about your other kids?
naked buff factory reset button brethren
  06/30/25
? my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.
Vigorous address
  06/30/25
(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)
Galvanic chocolate dilemma
  06/30/25
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trip garnet philosopher-king forum
  07/01/25
dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night....
jet shrine antidepressant drug
  06/30/25
His wife will probably have sex with him too
Infuriating razzle-dazzle azn
  06/30/25
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razzmatazz misunderstood juggernaut
  07/01/25
*bussy
maroon regret genital piercing
  06/30/25
Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good I...
Disgusting corner
  06/30/25
Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter i...
Hyperactive doobsian nursing home cumskin
  06/30/25
(actual married male)
Frozen Indecent Roommate
  06/30/25
fuck
jet shrine antidepressant drug
  06/30/25
Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch ...
Hyperactive doobsian nursing home cumskin
  06/30/25
this is a sick post even for you.
bistre casino boiling water
  06/30/25
i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husb...
jet shrine antidepressant drug
  06/30/25
absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.
Vigorous address
  06/30/25
Jewish projection is a bitch
Adventurous goal in life
  06/30/25
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Appetizing pearly quadroon gaping
  07/07/25
is this what married men have to do to convince their wives ...
Cerebral round eye
  06/30/25
id probably grab a flotation device first
House-broken sanctuary
  06/30/25
(Smart Dad)
Spectacular space rigpig
  06/30/25
more like (dad of a dead kid)
Adventurous goal in life
  06/30/25
my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself ...
House-broken sanctuary
  06/30/25
Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on t...
trip garnet philosopher-king forum
  07/01/25
(shortmo kids)
House-broken sanctuary
  07/01/25
Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the ...
Stubborn magenta fortuitous meteor
  06/30/25
this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point
Adventurous goal in life
  06/30/25
(Disney in house lawyer)
scarlet bat-shit-crazy son of senegal
  06/30/25
(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint...
wonderful garrison hunting ground
  06/30/25
tcr
trip garnet philosopher-king forum
  07/01/25
just jump
primrose resort place of business
  06/30/25
ALWAYS tcr
Adventurous goal in life
  06/30/25
...
Exciting black public bath skinny woman
  07/01/25
Depends which kid
Shivering low-t area
  06/30/25
wow
Adventurous goal in life
  06/30/25
Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take h...
snowy station police squad
  06/30/25
JFC man
Adventurous goal in life
  06/30/25
Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law st...
smoky stage
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scarlet bat-shit-crazy son of senegal
  06/30/25
sealclubber?
wonderful garrison hunting ground
  06/30/25
so, without you, none of this would even be possible?
Cerebral round eye
  06/30/25
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razzmatazz misunderstood juggernaut
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i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it ho...
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Aphrodisiac University Multi-billionaire
  07/01/25
*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*
Violent apoplectic ceo
  06/30/25
bro
Adventurous goal in life
  06/30/25
...
wonderful garrison hunting ground
  06/30/25
lol
trip garnet philosopher-king forum
  07/01/25
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https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who...
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  06/30/25
jfc
Adventurous goal in life
  06/30/25
eric clapton stunned
naked buff factory reset button brethren
  06/30/25
jfc, the poor parents
jet-lagged locale faggotry
  06/30/25
i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet
Vivacious Gaming Laptop
  06/30/25
I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten ...
trip garnet philosopher-king forum
  07/01/25
Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.
White stag film sound barrier
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Spectacular space rigpig
  07/01/25
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Vivacious Gaming Laptop
  07/06/25
He should have jumped
amethyst odious range
  07/01/25
how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (5...
Sticky Floppy State Marketing Idea
  06/30/25
lol at libs. it’s water, bro. you just jump in.
Vigorous address
  06/30/25
cr this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling ...
Adventurous goal in life
  06/30/25
it's telling that even on the internet where they could pret...
jet shrine antidepressant drug
  06/30/25
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  07/01/25
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Laughsome church building coldplay fan
  07/01/25
lol
trip garnet philosopher-king forum
  07/01/25
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primrose resort place of business
  06/30/25
never gone over 25 feet because of the fear
Nighttime boistinker dopamine
  06/30/25
If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before...
Crystalline coffee pot
  07/01/25
Where did you come up with "head first"? Profes...
Exhilarant Gold Pocket Flask
  07/02/25
Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished o...
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  06/30/25
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-die...
contagious fantasy-prone market fat ankles
  07/01/25
it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going ov...
Laughsome church building coldplay fan
  07/01/25
Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids sti...
aggressive point dingle berry
  06/30/25
is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink withou...
Adventurous goal in life
  07/01/25
Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say y...
trip garnet philosopher-king forum
  07/01/25
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Adventurous goal in life
  07/01/25
Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under marit...
razzmatazz misunderstood juggernaut
  07/01/25
😟
Transparent Costumed Lodge Athletic Conference
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holy shit
Adventurous goal in life
  07/01/25
yes absolutely
Laughsome church building coldplay fan
  07/01/25
Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.
Buck-toothed home
  07/01/25
Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’...
amethyst odious range
  07/01/25
You jump in no matter what
Disgusting corner
  07/01/25
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Adventurous goal in life
  07/02/25
Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and yo...
amethyst odious range
  07/02/25
Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate
amethyst odious range
  07/02/25
Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would peri...
Shivering low-t area
  07/05/25
That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if...
Disgusting corner
  07/06/25
I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my k...
Adventurous goal in life
  07/06/25
its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with ...
fuchsia bateful brunch mental disorder
  07/05/25
yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is p...
razzmatazz misunderstood juggernaut
  07/06/25
kid yes, wife no
big-titted gay wizard
  07/06/25
that was unnecessary
Adventurous goal in life
  07/06/25
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Shivering low-t area
  07/06/25
If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it wou...
Green Alcoholic Theater Stage Codepig
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Vivacious Gaming Laptop
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lol
trip garnet philosopher-king forum
  07/07/25
wow
Adventurous goal in life
  07/07/25


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Date: June 30th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: Adventurous goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49061236)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:00 PM
Author: bistre casino boiling water

I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/she would be taking that trip without me depriving me of the opportunity to jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49061241)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:08 PM
Author: orange office

Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work would allow me to go on one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49061487)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:30 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac University Multi-billionaire

I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. Your massive frame would cause ruptures in the deck, not to mention the fuel costs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49064550)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 2:14 PM
Author: deranged step-uncle's house

Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is that a shark might mistake you for a seal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49076352)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: Violent apoplectic ceo

how much life insurance do they have?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49061242)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: Disgusting corner

Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even if I can't find him in the swells, and he can only hear me yelling his name; and even on the chance he can't.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49061243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: Diverse Free-loading Electric Furnace Principal's Office

You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you have to try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49061246)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:24 PM
Author: smoky stage

the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocean.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49061294)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: Adventurous goal in life

just jump is ALWAYS tcr

this bro lived

https://x.com/aleclace/status/1939764025169998323

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49061317)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: naked buff factory reset button brethren

now that's what i call a hypo.

rationally you shouldn't do it, but you're probably jumping in without thinking about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49061248)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:06 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal nudist idiot piazza

This just happened IRL

https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939738528734380304?s=61

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49061251)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:19 PM
Author: jet shrine antidepressant drug

lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comments

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49061275)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:22 PM
Author: Adventurous goal in life

“ackshually, you should go seek help from a professional”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49061286)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: Galvanic chocolate dilemma

180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49061686)



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Date: July 3rd, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: lime geriatric national security agency

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49070086)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:05 PM
Author: Infuriating razzle-dazzle azn

If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't have kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49061249)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Adventurous goal in life

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49061270)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: naked buff factory reset button brethren

what about your other kids?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49061282)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: Vigorous address

?

my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49061414)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:58 PM
Author: Galvanic chocolate dilemma

(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49061811)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:27 AM
Author: trip garnet philosopher-king forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49062447)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: jet shrine antidepressant drug

dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49061254)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Infuriating razzle-dazzle azn

His wife will probably have sex with him too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49061267)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: razzmatazz misunderstood juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49062635)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:25 PM
Author: maroon regret genital piercing

*bussy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49061298)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: Disgusting corner

Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good Instagram value

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49061308)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: Hyperactive doobsian nursing home cumskin

Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter into the parental bed and the kid won’t be back in their own bedroom for at least six months.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49061316)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:44 PM
Author: Frozen Indecent Roommate

(actual married male)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49061773)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: jet shrine antidepressant drug

fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49061824)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:21 PM
Author: Hyperactive doobsian nursing home cumskin

Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch their segment on the news where mom got to give a giant teary interview. Local news gets him a vanilla romp equivalent to when they’d been dating 1.5 years. A prime time national news interview gets him the Lauren Sanchez/Megan Markle depravity special.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49061869)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:41 PM
Author: bistre casino boiling water

this is a sick post even for you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49061357)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: jet shrine antidepressant drug

i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husband's heroics + adrenaline

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49061405)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:53 PM
Author: Vigorous address

absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49061421)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: Adventurous goal in life

Jewish projection is a bitch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49061427)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:36 AM
Author: Appetizing pearly quadroon gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49078762)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:29 PM
Author: Cerebral round eye

is this what married men have to do to convince their wives to have sex with them?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49062016)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:09 PM
Author: House-broken sanctuary

id probably grab a flotation device first

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49061255)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: Spectacular space rigpig

(Smart Dad)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49061265)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: Adventurous goal in life

more like (dad of a dead kid)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49061272)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: House-broken sanctuary

my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself afloat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49061713)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:30 AM
Author: trip garnet philosopher-king forum

Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on the railing of a moving cruise ship while out at sea and you shouldn’t have come up with such a stupid fucking idea.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49062448)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:44 AM
Author: House-broken sanctuary

(shortmo kids)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49062661)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: Stubborn magenta fortuitous meteor

Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the rail to begin with.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49061266)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: Adventurous goal in life

this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49061283)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:28 PM
Author: scarlet bat-shit-crazy son of senegal

(Disney in house lawyer)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49061312)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:34 PM
Author: wonderful garrison hunting ground

(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49061328)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:33 AM
Author: trip garnet philosopher-king forum

tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49062449)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:37 PM
Author: primrose resort place of business

just jump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49061336)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:39 PM
Author: Adventurous goal in life

ALWAYS tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49061345)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:20 PM
Author: Exciting black public bath skinny woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49064523)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:45 PM
Author: Shivering low-t area

Depends which kid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49061384)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: Adventurous goal in life

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49061398)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:48 PM
Author: snowy station police squad

Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take his kids on a "disney cruise" to begin with. He comes out even. Real heros are the disney compliance folks who ensured appropriate policy and procedures were in place and executed upon by trained crew members, and of course the disney C suite without whom none of this would even be possible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49061394)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: Adventurous goal in life

JFC man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49061399)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: smoky stage

Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law streets fighting for the Dad who sued Disney after his daughter ended up with a broken collarbone. Those medical expenses and personal trauma don't pay for themselves, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49061404)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: primrose resort place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49061410)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:59 PM
Author: jet shrine antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49061450)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: Galvanic chocolate dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49061712)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:47 PM
Author: jet-lagged locale faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49061777)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: Vivacious Gaming Laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49061817)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:31 PM
Author: scarlet bat-shit-crazy son of senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49062020)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: wonderful garrison hunting ground

sealclubber?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49062243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:46 PM
Author: Cerebral round eye

so, without you, none of this would even be possible?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49062247)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:09 AM
Author: chartreuse tripping bawdyhouse nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49062443)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: razzmatazz misunderstood juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49062637)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: Mewling Autistic Box Office Cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49062948)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:11 PM
Author: deep self-absorbed indirect expression property

i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it home

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49063691)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:17 PM
Author: amethyst odious range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49063718)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:39 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac University Multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49064589)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: Violent apoplectic ceo

*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49061415)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: Adventurous goal in life

bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49061443)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: wonderful garrison hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49062245)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: trip garnet philosopher-king forum

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49062450)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: cerise startled messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49062979)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: White stag film sound barrier

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who-fell-out-cruise-ship-window-sentenced-3-n1257067

The grandfather who was with his 18-month-old granddaughter when she fell to her death from an open window on a Royal Caribbean cruise ship was sentenced Monday to three years of probation, according to Puerto Rico's Department of Justice.

Salvatore “Sam” Anello, of Valparaiso, Indiana, pleaded guilty to negligent homicide last year after his granddaughter, Chloe Wiegand, fell through an 11-story window from the ship docked in San Juan, Puerto Rico, in July 2019.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49061441)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: Adventurous goal in life

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49061454)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:54 PM
Author: naked buff factory reset button brethren

eric clapton stunned

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49061798)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: jet-lagged locale faggotry

jfc, the poor parents

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49061808)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: Vivacious Gaming Laptop

i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49061822)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:37 AM
Author: trip garnet philosopher-king forum

I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten by an alligator at a Disney resort with the dad punching the alligator and the little boy screaming daddy help.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49062451)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:23 AM
Author: White stag film sound barrier

Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49062632)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:19 PM
Author: Spectacular space rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49064521)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:00 PM
Author: Vivacious Gaming Laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49077604)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:18 PM
Author: amethyst odious range

He should have jumped

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49063719)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: Sticky Floppy State Marketing Idea

how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (50+ feet)? i've only done it a few times, and i see how anyone in a hurry/panic would fuck it up completely.

you're supposed to relax beforehand and maintain good form by stretching your arms over your head so that your hands form a wedge. that wedge is what is supposed to strike the water first, creating a safe entry for the rest of your body.

the next-best entry is supposedly to hit the water feet-first with your toes extended to also form a bit of a wedge, but that's more likely to result in leg injuries.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49061480)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:09 PM
Author: Vigorous address

lol at libs.

it’s water, bro. you just jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49061492)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:13 PM
Author: Adventurous goal in life

cr

this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling incoherently to his wife and cops about wedges while they dredge his kid from the bottom of the sea

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49061501)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:22 PM
Author: jet shrine antidepressant drug

it's telling that even on the internet where they could pretend to be a tough guy their minds immediately go to making excuses about why it would be a bad idea. lib baby falls in and the headline would be "panicked former dad explains water surface tension is as rigid as concrete from fifty feet high"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49061528)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:48 AM
Author: Adventurous goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49062397)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:00 PM
Author: Laughsome church building coldplay fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49064441)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:39 AM
Author: trip garnet philosopher-king forum

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49062452)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:15 PM
Author: primrose resort place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49061509)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:33 PM
Author: Nighttime boistinker dopamine

never gone over 25 feet because of the fear

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49062022)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 6:59 PM
Author: Crystalline coffee pot

If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before going in otherwise you'll get water shot up your ass hole. I know a guy that fell barefoot waterskiing at about the same speed. He had to see a Dr because his ass was bleeding inside.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49064439)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:23 AM
Author: Exhilarant Gold Pocket Flask

Where did you come up with "head first"?

Professional high divers and cliff jumpers always land feet first.

https://youtu.be/h-Z8_qsQYXc?t=86

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49065730)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:36 PM
Author: Fragrant mad-dog skullcap locus

Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished out, and in the meantime I can provide immediate action rather than minutes of delay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49061591)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:58 AM
Author: contagious fantasy-prone market fat ankles

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-dies-falling-overboard-cruise-ship-Channel-Islands.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49062469)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: Laughsome church building coldplay fan

it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going overboard on a cruise ship. you have to be ready to die

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49063005)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:24 PM
Author: aggressive point dingle berry

Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids still on boat with wife?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49061717)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:49 AM
Author: Adventurous goal in life

is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink without you?

also, she would 100% take the kids and leave you anyways

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49062398)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:25 AM
Author: trip garnet philosopher-king forum

Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say yes, without hesitation. It would be instinctive. I don’t know how any parent could answer otherwise.

I love my mixed kids more than anything in the world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49062446)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:14 AM
Author: Adventurous goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49062459)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:28 AM
Author: razzmatazz misunderstood juggernaut

Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under maritime salvage laws he gets to keep him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49062639)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: Transparent Costumed Lodge Athletic Conference

😟

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49062977)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:43 AM
Author: concupiscible medicated elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49063002)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:56 PM
Author: Adventurous goal in life

holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49064258)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: Laughsome church building coldplay fan

yes absolutely

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49063006)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:16 PM
Author: Buck-toothed home

Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49063715)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:20 PM
Author: amethyst odious range

Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’s a bright clear day yes. If it’s rainy and 15-foot seas at 3 am, probably not. This is partly why I had so many kids.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49063724)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: Disgusting corner

You jump in no matter what

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49064533)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: Adventurous goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49065395)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:13 AM
Author: amethyst odious range

Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and you have other kids. Sometimes kids get got.

Also, which kid it is really does play a minor role in the decision to jump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49065717)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:15 AM
Author: amethyst odious range

Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49065721)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:09 PM
Author: Shivering low-t area

Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would perish alongside him but you’d prevent your son from dying terrified and alone?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49075086)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 4:42 AM
Author: Disgusting corner

That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if you can't actually find him in the water, and you know you are 99% unlikely to find him, it is still worth it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49075651)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 1:44 PM
Author: Adventurous goal in life

I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my kid die while doing nothing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49076284)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:15 PM
Author: fuchsia bateful brunch mental disorder

its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with me in the first place

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49075101)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 6:35 PM
Author: razzmatazz misunderstood juggernaut

yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is prole helldrome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49077073)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: big-titted gay wizard

kid yes, wife no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49077209)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: Adventurous goal in life

that was unnecessary

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49077438)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:17 PM
Author: Shivering low-t area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49077539)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:28 PM
Author: Green Alcoholic Theater Stage Codepig

If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it would be very boorish behavior so I'd have to just let him drown.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49077548)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:01 PM
Author: Vivacious Gaming Laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49077605)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:22 AM
Author: trip garnet philosopher-king forum

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49078741)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: Adventurous goal in life

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49078889)