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ITT: The Collected Works of Ulysius Johnsmeyer

This epic flame artist and meme creator has earned an anthol...
Scarlet Senate
  06/25/12
These are all so fucking shitty, put a bullet in your brains...
coral pervert
  01/05/14
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navy titillating university
  08/19/16
Johnsmeyer cum ITT http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thre...
Scarlet Senate
  06/25/12
The Scholarly Revolution http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.ph...
Scarlet Senate
  06/25/12
Law School: "A Sweet Treat" http://www.xoxohth....
Scarlet Senate
  06/25/12
WTF GF playfully grabbed guys "junk" when we were ...
Scarlet Senate
  06/25/12
lol how did I miss this: "I am here to infuse this...
Zippy wonderful nibblets
  06/25/12
...
dead tanning salon community account
  06/25/12
Jesus
Apoplectic pisswyrm plaza
  06/25/12
literally rofling
electric potus shrine
  06/26/12
LOL just LOL
chocolate stag film stock car
  08/02/12
crying
Grizzly razzle hospital
  08/29/12
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indigo soul-stirring mad cow disease
  02/22/13
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bat-shit-crazy menage
  08/21/13
lost my shit
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  03/19/14
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  06/27/14
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nudist location
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emerald gaming laptop
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Bateful Ticket Booth
  07/20/18
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Bateful Ticket Booth
  02/09/19
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Tantric boltzmann range
  07/11/19
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Vengeful Blood Rage
  08/27/21
God I’m old.
concupiscible casino
  09/16/22
The average height for chicks born in 1993 is 5'11 http:/...
Scarlet Senate
  06/25/12
cop
dead tanning salon community account
  06/25/12
What type of person shouts "Oh, what a scholar!" ...
dead tanning salon community account
  06/25/12
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Zippy wonderful nibblets
  06/25/12
man, i didn't know that was his thread. now im sad that this...
Iridescent At-the-ready Sneaky Criminal Circlehead
  06/26/12
holy fuck i didnt know he invented that meme that's one o...
primrose aphrodisiac whorehouse
  08/02/12
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Frum amber prole
  08/21/13
GOAT POTUS xo thread right here and of course that faggot...
bistre vivacious meetinghouse toaster
  06/25/14
TITC xo career retrospective
Charismatic puce corner
  06/25/12
BROS help, Trial tomorrow morning, havent prepped or anythin...
dead tanning salon community account
  06/25/12
...
dashing spot
  10/07/14
180 NOT FLAME: SOmeone just drove car thru into my house ...
dead tanning salon community account
  06/25/12
oh god the punch poast tears in eyes
primrose aphrodisiac whorehouse
  08/02/12
first ever use of "180 NOT FLAME" in xo history i ...
mustard histrionic stead
  08/21/13
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Scarlet Senate
  06/25/12
...
multi-colored cerise church
  06/25/12
how does he do it?
Useless bawdyhouse
  06/25/12
...
Frum amber prole
  06/25/12
Someone post the thread where he said he drowned his neice o...
Sienna abode internal respiration
  06/25/12
Friday was "go to work with brother" day; went wit...
Scarlet Senate
  06/25/12
consistently obsesses about this chubby chick http://auto...
racy space tank
  06/25/12
...
Scarlet Senate
  06/26/12
...
Frum amber prole
  06/27/12
how is there not a single "torts final tomorrow" t...
Khaki costumed halford indian lodge
  06/27/12
http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1516726&fo...
Scarlet Senate
  08/02/12
Just inherited a $35mm dollar farm how do I mange it? htt...
Flatulent Fanboi Travel Guidebook
  06/29/12
"how big is your $35 million dollar farm?" &quo...
crimson stage wrinkle
  08/02/12
"Have you developed any sort of bond with the monkeys y...
Scarlet Senate
  08/02/12
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Scarlet Senate
  08/02/12
another highlight, he authored some of the most (if not, *th...
chocolate stag film stock car
  08/02/12
didn't he make that one about the guy named Jamal? LOL
primrose aphrodisiac whorehouse
  08/02/12
unquestionable #1 poaster on xo, absolutely legendary
primrose aphrodisiac whorehouse
  08/02/12
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  08/02/12
Much love for the shout, Box.
Scarlet Senate
  08/02/12
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  08/02/12
holy shit he invented BUT THAT'S NOT SCHOLARSHIP too LOL ...
primrose aphrodisiac whorehouse
  08/02/12
This is genius work. Like the old xoxo Dungeonmaster.
crimson stage wrinkle
  08/02/12
LOL my office is LIVING proof that good looks trumps all ...
Scarlet Senate
  08/03/12
The best part of a johnsmeyer flame: all the stupid faggots,...
primrose aphrodisiac whorehouse
  08/06/12
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Amethyst son of senegal locale
  08/20/12
JESUS CHRIST just walked in on my dad having sex with a guy ...
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Amethyst son of senegal locale
  08/20/12
Marginalized in its time, now regarded as a classic: Disg...
Scarlet Senate
  09/14/12
it had everything. deshaun. askav snapping on rasq.
bat-shit-crazy menage
  08/21/13
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primrose aphrodisiac whorehouse
  02/22/13
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Frum amber prole
  08/21/13
i can't find the one about riding a domesticated deer in the...
bat-shit-crazy menage
  08/21/13
there have been a couple deer-related but i don't recall the...
mustard histrionic stead
  08/21/13
i'll try to find it. it's so funny. it was like libs have go...
bat-shit-crazy menage
  08/21/13
johnsmeyer just staring at deer trying to come up with good ...
Lascivious milky legend
  07/29/14
Saw War Horse this week, literally dropped to knees in tears...
mustard histrionic stead
  08/21/13
LOL got screwed...took out UG loan in August 2007...no PAYE ...
light patrolman becky
  08/21/13
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Frum amber prole
  09/30/13
HERE I'LL MAKE IT EASY FOR U
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Lascivious milky legend
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Cream well-lubricated digit ratio step-uncle's house
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massive codepig
  08/04/14
Today starts my gf's 13 day vacation with her ex: http://www...
massive codepig
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Swashbuckling Kink-friendly Goyim
  12/08/14
Bookmarked.
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primrose aphrodisiac whorehouse
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Alcoholic persian
  07/24/15
180 now i kinda get his shtick
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Insecure Lodge Factory Reset Button
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Provocative hilarious chad
  12/01/16
What amazes me is how few posts these original gem threads h...
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  12/02/16
It's like The Great Gatsby being completely ignored in the 2...
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Alcoholic persian
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primrose aphrodisiac whorehouse
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twinkling self-absorbed site
  10/01/17
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Khaki costumed halford indian lodge
  01/29/18
the man is a champion.
snowy fragrant incel
  01/29/18
where did he go
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Insane Sanctuary
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Khaki costumed halford indian lodge
  08/16/18
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misanthropic genital piercing
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Pungent love of her life
  05/26/19
wish the little guy would come back.
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  08/27/21
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OP links fixed: 180 Leiter Comment: "BUT THAT'S NOT ...
dark patterns
  06/26/26
You're preserving the legendary works of the internet's last...
ape ape
  06/26/26
no problem! and JM if you see this, feel free to contribu...
dark patterns
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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:45 PM
Author: Scarlet Senate

This epic flame artist and meme creator has earned an anthology thread:

180 Leiter Comment: "BUT THAT'S NOT SCHOLARSHIP!" (link)

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1976624&PHPSESSID=dd0758fb1c8a74e3eadb3635a6f848cb

How much christmas bonus to give my paralegal?

http://lhkjashfsae.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1827967&PHPSESSID=a5254b10d5602963b7887eedd01537b7

Is it illegal to hire a secretary based on looks/ask for pic

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1547696&PHPSESSID=6943d31e2c192fdd78f337f4b996f309

I'm fuckin grotesque.... any chance at OCI?

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1878818&mc=1&forum_id=2

Under the Guise of Scholarship- by Ulysius Johnsmeyer

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1956468&forum_id=2&PHPSESSID=3e97a76af0e995b3b42ccb759e0f524b

Who in law is really the sweetest scholar?

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1680637&PHPSESSID=a356fd22ccc62fd88cdd56bc2e2786c6

Went to GF's old college town; 5 guys called her "Dutchess"

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1665956&forum_id=2&PHPSESSID=3990e30068a8bf8fa37530f5928a211a

Wife had a baby today...ugh

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1933929&PHPSESSID=b9037056ea49425853212c5f26c22769

Does anyone else SLAM shit at work to impress the secretaries?

http://fhjkdsahka.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1700828&PHPSESSID=4dc817efa05628584fd6fbc8c8de45e7



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2/#20955229)



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Date: January 5th, 2014 8:05 PM
Author: coral pervert

These are all so fucking shitty, put a bullet in your brains you fucking fag bitch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2/#24780183)



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Date: August 19th, 2016 8:15 AM
Author: navy titillating university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2/#31221037)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:50 PM
Author: Scarlet Senate

Johnsmeyer cum ITT

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1914678&forum_id=2&PHPSESSID=340af2006595916c0ac333e27ea4bfc5

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2/#20955268)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:51 PM
Author: Scarlet Senate

The Scholarly Revolution

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1715492&forum_id=2%E0%B8%A3%E0%B8%82%E0%B9%82&PHPSESSID=5e2cb1dfc9f1f887835534aa8955b7e3

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2/#20955271)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:52 PM
Author: Scarlet Senate

Law School: "A Sweet Treat"

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1286875&forum_id=2Reputation&PHPSESSID=71874f6090419785b225ec319371e428

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2/#20955278)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:54 PM
Author: Scarlet Senate

WTF GF playfully grabbed guys "junk" when we were out

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1768662&mc=4&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2/#20955287)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:54 PM
Author: Zippy wonderful nibblets

lol how did I miss this:

"I am here to infuse this board with the Sweet Treat of scholarship. I have handled many scholarly protests in my school. For example, I organized a protest where I would stand on this wood block we carved and three other of my friends would do the same but about 50 yards apart. I would yell to him, "The scholarly noble!" and he would respond "The Prancing scholar!" and then the other would yell "The industrial scholar!" and we would continue for the duration of the protest. We would do this all throughout undergrad and dress the part--like 1800 philosophers."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2/#20955294)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:59 PM
Author: dead tanning salon community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2/#20955326)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:12 PM
Author: Apoplectic pisswyrm plaza

Jesus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2/#20956093)



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Date: June 26th, 2012 12:11 AM
Author: electric potus shrine

literally rofling

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2/#20959169)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:04 PM
Author: chocolate stag film stock car

LOL just LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2/#21244949)



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Date: August 29th, 2012 6:20 AM
Author: Grizzly razzle hospital

crying

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2/#21449112)



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Date: February 22nd, 2013 8:32 PM
Author: indigo soul-stirring mad cow disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2/#22691769)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 8:05 AM
Author: bat-shit-crazy menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2/#23901503)



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Date: March 19th, 2014 5:14 AM
Author: henna station useless brakes

lost my shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2/#25218635)



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Date: June 27th, 2014 2:42 PM
Author: Lascivious milky legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2/#25829569)



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Date: June 27th, 2014 4:21 PM
Author: nudist location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2/#25830161)



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Date: September 14th, 2017 6:22 PM
Author: emerald gaming laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2/#34212423)



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Date: July 20th, 2018 7:59 PM
Author: Bateful Ticket Booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2/#36468231)



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Date: February 9th, 2019 11:03 PM
Author: Bateful Ticket Booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2/#37755414)



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Date: July 11th, 2019 3:18 PM
Author: Tantric boltzmann range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2/#38516154)



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Date: August 27th, 2021 10:00 PM
Author: Vengeful Blood Rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2/#43021388)



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Date: September 16th, 2022 1:30 PM
Author: concupiscible casino

God I’m old.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2/#45181628)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:56 PM
Author: Scarlet Senate

The average height for chicks born in 1993 is 5'11

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1955407&PHPSESSID=1c31768f7d6feac7da57ba7988d16bd3

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2/#20955307)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:59 PM
Author: dead tanning salon community account

cop

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2/#20955330)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:59 PM
Author: dead tanning salon community account

What type of person shouts "Oh, what a scholar!"

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1351916

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2/#20955336)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 4:02 PM
Author: Zippy wonderful nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2/#20955355)



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Date: June 26th, 2012 12:10 AM
Author: Iridescent At-the-ready Sneaky Criminal Circlehead

man, i didn't know that was his thread. now im sad that this didnt happen

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2/#20959158)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:22 PM
Author: primrose aphrodisiac whorehouse

holy fuck i didnt know he invented that meme

that's one of the better memes to come off this chatbort

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2/#21245094)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 8:00 AM
Author: Frum amber prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2/#23901494)



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Date: June 25th, 2014 10:56 PM
Author: bistre vivacious meetinghouse toaster

GOAT POTUS xo thread right here

and of course that faggot Merriweather Post Pavilion didn't think it was funny, was just reminded of that shitposter for the first time in years

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2/#25819632)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:59 PM
Author: Charismatic puce corner

TITC xo career retrospective

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2/#20955338)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 4:00 PM
Author: dead tanning salon community account

BROS help, Trial tomorrow morning, havent prepped or anything

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1949636&mc=2&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2/#20955345)



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Date: October 7th, 2014 7:39 PM
Author: dashing spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2/#26474919)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 4:01 PM
Author: dead tanning salon community account

180 NOT FLAME: SOmeone just drove car thru into my house

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1924148&mc=51&forum_id=2#20897180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2/#20955351)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:24 PM
Author: primrose aphrodisiac whorehouse

oh god

the punch poast

tears in eyes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2/#21245106)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 9:04 AM
Author: mustard histrionic stead

first ever use of "180 NOT FLAME" in xo history i believe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2/#23901626)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:01 PM
Author: Scarlet Senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2/#20956033)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:11 PM
Author: multi-colored cerise church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2/#20956084)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:12 PM
Author: Useless bawdyhouse

how does he do it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2/#20956098)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:13 PM
Author: Frum amber prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2/#20956103)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:14 PM
Author: Sienna abode internal respiration

Someone post the thread where he said he drowned his neice on the Hudson by flipping a jetski or something

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2/#20956107)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:27 PM
Author: Scarlet Senate

Friday was "go to work with brother" day; went with HBS bro

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1957845&PHPSESSID=8708a884d2c95352a573d0cb9e60a89f#20775900

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2/#20956189)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:31 PM
Author: racy space tank

consistently obsesses about this chubby chick

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1927746&mc=1&forum_id=2

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1901128&mc=7&forum_id=2Reputation&PHPSESSID=c5a062182822e69187cd66cf2a556dc4

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2/#20956208)



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Date: June 26th, 2012 12:03 AM
Author: Scarlet Senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2/#20959093)



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Date: June 27th, 2012 6:41 PM
Author: Frum amber prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2/#20970322)



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Date: June 27th, 2012 6:43 PM
Author: Khaki costumed halford indian lodge

how is there not a single "torts final tomorrow" thread yet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2/#20970347)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:04 PM
Author: Scarlet Senate

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1516726&forum_id=2?ref=hanzuo.com&PHPSESSID=da6cd50c887afb68f92aabd7e616e5af

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2/#21244944)



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Date: June 29th, 2012 10:56 PM
Author: Flatulent Fanboi Travel Guidebook

Just inherited a $35mm dollar farm how do I mange it?

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1916233&mc=44&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2/#20987602)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:03 PM
Author: crimson stage wrinkle

"how big is your $35 million dollar farm?"

"45 acres, but there are gold statues and shit"

Awesome.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2/#21244940)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:06 PM
Author: Scarlet Senate

"Have you developed any sort of bond with the monkeys yet?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2/#21244956)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 8:57 PM
Author: Scarlet Senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2/#21244876)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:05 PM
Author: chocolate stag film stock car

another highlight, he authored some of the most (if not, *the* most) amazing cuckold threads in XO history.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2/#21244955)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:44 PM
Author: primrose aphrodisiac whorehouse

didn't he make that one about the guy named Jamal? LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2/#21245275)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:10 PM
Author: primrose aphrodisiac whorehouse

unquestionable #1 poaster on xo, absolutely legendary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2/#21244997)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:14 PM
Author: Amethyst son of senegal locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2/#21245037)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:44 PM
Author: Scarlet Senate

Much love for the shout, Box.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2/#21245270)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:18 PM
Author: aquamarine spectacular home mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2/#21245072)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:38 PM
Author: primrose aphrodisiac whorehouse

holy shit he invented BUT THAT'S NOT SCHOLARSHIP too

LOL

great poaster

or greatest poaster?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2/#21245221)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:57 PM
Author: crimson stage wrinkle

This is genius work. Like the old xoxo Dungeonmaster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2/#21245388)



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Date: August 3rd, 2012 12:36 AM
Author: Scarlet Senate

LOL my office is LIVING proof that good looks trumps all

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1640264&PHPSESSID=f65d7fee610afa31a00045b7befea10d#17943590

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2/#21247190)



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Date: August 6th, 2012 7:49 AM
Author: primrose aphrodisiac whorehouse

The best part of a johnsmeyer flame: all the stupid faggots, even regular poasters, who fall for it every time

Then turn around and cry "flame! 147 DERP DERP I LOVE COCKS"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2/#21269845)



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Date: August 6th, 2012 8:04 AM
Author: bipolar submissive new version

Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2/#21269855)



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Date: August 8th, 2012 2:02 PM
Author: primrose aphrodisiac whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2/#21288703)



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Date: August 20th, 2012 1:50 AM
Author: Amethyst son of senegal locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2/#21378297)



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Date: August 20th, 2012 1:51 AM
Author: Laughsome carmine toilet seat

JESUS CHRIST just walked in on my dad having sex with a guy

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1923451&mc=13&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2/#21378302)



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Date: August 20th, 2012 2:06 AM
Author: Amethyst son of senegal locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2/#21378361)



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Date: September 14th, 2012 10:39 PM
Author: Scarlet Senate

Marginalized in its time, now regarded as a classic:

Disgusting middle age shrew at starbucks: "OOO the foam mistro!"

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1574165&mc=53&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2/#21582386)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 7:59 AM
Author: bat-shit-crazy menage

it had everything. deshaun. askav snapping on rasq.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2/#23901492)



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Date: February 22nd, 2013 8:24 PM
Author: primrose aphrodisiac whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2/#22691703)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 7:58 AM
Author: Frum amber prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2/#23901490)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 8:11 AM
Author: bat-shit-crazy menage

i can't find the one about riding a domesticated deer in the olympics. i was eating and almost choked when i read it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2/#23901510)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 9:00 AM
Author: mustard histrionic stead

there have been a couple deer-related but i don't recall the special olympics twist:

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2103659&mc=20&forum_id=2

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2151250&mc=15&forum_id=2



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2/#23901612)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 9:02 AM
Author: bat-shit-crazy menage

i'll try to find it. it's so funny. it was like libs have gone too far. legless man was going to ride a domesticated deer in the olympics sprinting events.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2/#23901619)



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Date: July 29th, 2014 1:36 PM
Author: Lascivious milky legend

johnsmeyer just staring at deer trying to come up with good flame for 1yr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2/#26022371)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 9:06 AM
Author: mustard histrionic stead

Saw War Horse this week, literally dropped to knees in tears

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1945169&mc=112&forum_id=2



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2/#23901630)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 9:28 AM
Author: light patrolman becky

LOL got screwed...took out UG loan in August 2007...no PAYE

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2208854&mc=17&forum_id=2#22838990

My dad took out a loan for me for UG that originated on August 2007. LOL not instead of 20/10% I'm 25/15%.

What should I do bros?

Should I try to pay this thing off? 150k debt including UG. No biglaw but making about 70k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2/#23901681)



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Date: September 30th, 2013 3:45 PM
Author: Frum amber prole

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2/#24142761)



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Date: September 30th, 2013 4:06 PM
Author: Frum amber prole

HERE I'LL MAKE IT EASY FOR U

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2/#24143178)



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Date: December 24th, 2013 4:42 PM
Author: Frum amber prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2/#24705988)



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Date: January 5th, 2014 8:03 PM
Author: Frum amber prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2/#24780167)



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Date: March 19th, 2014 5:19 AM
Author: Trip party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2/#25218644)



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Date: June 25th, 2014 10:38 PM
Author: Black Filthy Nursing Home

180000000000000000000000000000000000000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2/#25819518)



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Date: June 27th, 2014 2:44 PM
Author: Lascivious milky legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2/#25829577)



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Date: July 22nd, 2014 12:25 AM
Author: Cream well-lubricated digit ratio step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2/#25979213)



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Date: August 4th, 2014 8:36 PM
Author: massive codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2/#26061882)



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Date: August 4th, 2014 8:37 PM
Author: massive codepig

Today starts my gf's 13 day vacation with her ex: http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1984823&mc=106&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2/#26061891)



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Date: December 8th, 2014 9:31 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Kink-friendly Goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2/#26889379)



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Date: December 8th, 2014 9:32 PM
Author: Frisky center philosopher-king

Bookmarked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2/#26889383)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 11:19 AM
Author: primrose aphrodisiac whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2/#26908652)



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Date: July 24th, 2015 3:38 AM
Author: Alcoholic persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2/#28401751)



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Date: August 12th, 2015 9:44 PM
Author: vermilion passionate theater

180

now i kinda get his shtick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2/#28537846)



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Date: July 29th, 2016 11:34 PM
Author: Insecure Lodge Factory Reset Button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2/#31065783)



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Date: November 3rd, 2016 12:05 PM
Author: yellow exciting heaven idea he suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2/#31793602)



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Date: December 1st, 2016 1:39 AM
Author: Provocative hilarious chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2/#32029638)



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Date: December 2nd, 2016 2:08 PM
Author: onyx aromatic orchestra pit

What amazes me is how few posts these original gem threads have in them. The origin of DUTCHESS has like 20 posts jfc. Yes I understand we can't post in those old threads but I'm surprised they didn't get more posts at the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2/#32039656)



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Date: September 15th, 2017 9:30 AM
Author: brass chapel psychic

It's like The Great Gatsby being completely ignored in the 20s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2/#34216258)



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Date: May 20th, 2017 6:32 AM
Author: Alcoholic persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2/#33350448)



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Date: June 27th, 2017 6:33 PM
Author: primrose aphrodisiac whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2/#33655604)



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Date: July 29th, 2017 4:54 AM
Author: Alcoholic persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2/#33878892)



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Date: October 1st, 2017 7:07 PM
Author: twinkling self-absorbed site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2/#34341740)



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Date: January 29th, 2018 10:18 PM
Author: Khaki costumed halford indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2/#35273740)



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Date: January 29th, 2018 10:19 PM
Author: snowy fragrant incel

the man is a champion.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2/#35273744)



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Date: January 29th, 2018 10:21 PM
Author: sadistic market

where did he go

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2/#35273757)



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Date: May 14th, 2018 5:39 PM
Author: Insane Sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2/#36049867)



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Date: August 16th, 2018 2:18 PM
Author: Khaki costumed halford indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2/#36627236)



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Date: January 25th, 2019 2:07 PM
Author: misanthropic genital piercing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2/#37661895)



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Date: May 26th, 2019 6:42 PM
Author: Pungent love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2/#38293237)



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Date: May 26th, 2019 6:44 PM
Author: 180 bat shit crazy feces

wish the little guy would come back.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2/#38293254)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 11:36 AM
Author: Jade Milk Dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2/#38656193)



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Date: February 19th, 2020 12:17 AM
Author: chartreuse hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2/#39616184)



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Date: August 27th, 2021 9:57 PM
Author: Vengeful Blood Rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2/#43021370)



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Date: July 16th, 2022 3:11 PM
Author: high-end rusted theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2/#44861565)



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Date: August 27th, 2022 9:40 PM
Author: disrespectful chestnut quadroon property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2/#45081538)



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Date: June 26th, 2026 8:37 PM
Author: dark patterns

OP links fixed:

180 Leiter Comment: "BUT THAT'S NOT SCHOLARSHIP!" (link)

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1976624

How much christmas bonus to give my paralegal?

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1827967

Is it illegal to hire a secretary based on looks/ask for pic

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1547696

I'm fuckin grotesque.... any chance at OCI? ***OP blanked***

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1878818&forum_id=2

Under the Guise of Scholarship- by Ulysius Johnsmeyer ***OP blanked***

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1956468&forum_id=2

Who in law is really the sweetest scholar? ***OP blanked***

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1680637

Went to GF's old college town; 5 guys called her "Dutchess"

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1665956&forum_id=2

Wife had a baby today...ugh

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1933929

Does anyone else SLAM shit at work to impress the secretaries?

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1700828

 

Classics not in OP:

Hello, My name is Julia Sweet-Treat and am new to the board

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1678591&forum_id=2

Friday was "go to work with brother" day; went with HBS bro

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1957845

NOT FLAME, JUST WON $1 MILLION IN ATLANTIC CITY

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2002140&forum_id=2

What type of person shouts "Oh, what a scholar!"

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1351916

180 NOT FLAME: SOmeone just drove car thru into my house

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1924148&forum_id=2

Just inherited a $35mm dollar farm how do I mange it?

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1916233&forum_id=2

The Scholarly Revolution

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1715492&forum_id=2

Today starts my GF's 13 day vacation with her ex

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1984823&forum_id=2

JESUS CHRIST just walked in on my dad having sex with a guy

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1923451&forum_id=2

Johnsmeyer cum ITT

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1914678&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2/#49964804)



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Date: June 26th, 2026 8:50 PM
Author: ape ape

You're preserving the legendary works of the internet's last true maestro. Thank you for your service.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2/#49964815)



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Date: June 26th, 2026 8:56 PM
Author: dark patterns

no problem!

and JM if you see this, feel free to contribute your own picks; the ones ITT only go to 2012

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2/#49964828)