https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/articles/coldplay-kiss-cam-exposes-astronomer-142620411.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751371&forum_id=2/#49108659)

https://www.astronomer.io/

and why tf would uber need 1000 teams?!?!

Uber

Airflow is used by 1,000 teams at Uber with 200,000 different pipelines, orchestrating 450,000 average pipeline runs and 750,000 average task runs every day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751371&forum_id=2/#49108709)

Look at the stars

Look how they shine for you

And everything you do

Yeah, they were all yellow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751371&forum_id=2/#49110524)

this midwit dork did this to himself

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751371&forum_id=2/#49108693)

if you are going to have that position on your board you might as well be fucking her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751371&forum_id=2/#49108937)

https://www.astronomer.io/about-us/

https://www.linkedin.com/in/andy-byron-417a429/details/experience/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751371&forum_id=2/#49108718)

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/GwEcGjaW4AEzH4F?format=jpg&name=medium

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751371&forum_id=2/#49108879)

Seas would rise when I gave the word

Now in the morning, I sleep alone

Sweep the streets I used to own

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751371&forum_id=2/#49108939)

Feel the heat in my HR shrews thighs

Sifting through resumes, I ding

Now the old wife is dead, long live the king

One minute, it worked, my key

Now I'm on the phone with IT

And I discovered that my reputation stands

Claiming it's not my fault, no dead bedroom fan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751371&forum_id=2/#49109502)

he got pwned because he was embracing on the kiss cam. what are the odds of that? sure, he should have been meeting her at motel 6s outside of town, but this isn't the most egregiois brazenness ive seen a cheatmo get pwned by.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751371&forum_id=2/#49109117)

my cover story was that i was in LA for bargaining all week. the last half of the week was spent at the hard rock in SD, clearly not a city i was supposed to be in.

after i got back, my wife said "hey, uh i was doing laundry and i found [produces card] this room key from the hard rock in san diego. what the fuck were you doing there?"

without missing a beat, i said "oh yeah, i was at todd's apartment and we were doing coke and one of the guys we were doing it with was using that to cut lines. i musta put it in my pocket without thinking."

todd was my partner in biglaw and had an apt in LA and we would, in fact, party there.

i had other close calls like that where i lied through my teeth in a very convincing manner. i might be a sociopath.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751371&forum_id=2/#49109107)

getting caught red handed i might react like this guy though. although i probably wouldnt have fucking ducked. i would probably have just released my embrace and pretended i didnt notice i was on it. spend a lot of time pretending to look. that happens all the time and the kiss cam guy pans away because theyre tired of waiting for the hapless dude to notice.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751371&forum_id=2/#49109136)

Luckily the hotel I fucked the girl.in coincidentally WAS the same hotel my friend stayed in when he visited town.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751371&forum_id=2/#49110808)

"a man should never try to purchase pleasure at the cost of pain, or even at the risk of incurring it; to do so is to pay what is positive and real, for what is negative and illusory; while there is a net profit in sacrificing pleasure for the sake of avoiding pain. In either case it is a matter of indifference whether the pain follows the pleasure or precedes it. While it is a complete inversion of the natural order to try and turn this scene of misery into a garden of pleasure, to aim at joy and pleasure rather than at the greatest possible freedom from pain—and yet how many do it!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751371&forum_id=2/#49109164)

https://x.com/anuibi/status/1945814111226315084

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751371&forum_id=2/#49109165)

https://x.com/anuibi/status/1945819138762441193

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751371&forum_id=2/#49109187)

she’s taking half his money and running

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751371&forum_id=2/#49109201)

People are just mad and envious that two attractive high status white people can be in love and enjoy being in love while they're ugly, brown, alone, and unloved

That's all that's ever going on in these kind of situations. Crabs in a bucket. Losers who cling to faux self-righteousness because coping is the best they can do

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751371&forum_id=2/#49109227)

Their coworkers cover for them because they're in The Club too. The Club of attractive people who enjoy life as attractive people, with other attractive people

If you don't know about The Club, you're not in it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751371&forum_id=2/#49109274)

by ducking down, he made it look so much worse.

ceo's are supposed to be smooth operators who can talk investors out of millions. in a stressful moment, he failed big time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751371&forum_id=2/#49109561)

Prince v. Out Publ’g, No. B140475, 2002 WL 7999 (Cal. Ct. App. Jan. 3, 2002).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751371&forum_id=2/#49109791)

apparently that brunette is a junior employee too.. wonder if she was the ball-licker

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751371&forum_id=2/#49111042)