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ljl I've "made" $20,702 in Dividends this year, only spent $15,013

even though im totally retarded at investing and i cant beli...
Bearded Heady Trailer Park
  05/31/26
I spend about that much every month
Marvelous domesticated principal's office goyim
  05/31/26
furking saudis in the ass is expensive, breh
Bearded Heady Trailer Park
  05/31/26
worth it though
Marvelous domesticated principal's office goyim
  05/31/26
not really, syrians have kyooter butts cause werent able to ...
Bearded Heady Trailer Park
  05/31/26
i like big plump buttocks
Marvelous domesticated principal's office goyim
  05/31/26
thats furking disgusting, those sand niggas eat KFC and Burg...
Bearded Heady Trailer Park
  05/31/26
You are living the life. I feel like I can’t go anywhe...
Bonkers site
  05/31/26
u paid for .1% of a Israeli Arrow Missile that was used to s...
Bearded Heady Trailer Park
  05/31/26
Soo CR
Marvelous domesticated principal's office goyim
  05/31/26
You should have put some of it in oil when it was disfavored...
Exciting ape messiness
  05/31/26
if i buy oil it will go to $0
Bearded Heady Trailer Park
  06/01/26
I started typing out some investment ideas, but honestly, yo...
Exciting ape messiness
  06/01/26
how the furk do i do this, remote work training AI models, f...
Bearded Heady Trailer Park
  06/01/26
I get messaged by these companies on LinkedIn. If you don't...
Exciting ape messiness
  06/01/26
sounds like a jeet scam, contact them and find out
Bearded Heady Trailer Park
  06/01/26
How do you "do contract legal work"
Razzmatazz Personal Credit Line Locus
  06/01/26
Barker Gilmore; MLA (Major Lindsey Africa); Robert Half; and...
Exciting ape messiness
  06/01/26
those are usually in person roles, i tried that long ago. no...
Bearded Heady Trailer Park
  06/01/26
I've only done it once with a reputable company, so I'm not ...
Exciting ape messiness
  06/01/26
ljl i still have like 200k in bond funds in my IRA i cld jus...
Bearded Heady Trailer Park
  06/01/26
Not interested in fucking Africa lol but I will check out th...
Razzmatazz Personal Credit Line Locus
  06/01/26
Well-played by a guy with the fucking word "safari"...
Exciting ape messiness
  06/01/26
this sounds like girl math.
mint fortuitous meteor
  05/31/26
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Ocher zippy market
  06/01/26
*turd math
Bearded Heady Trailer Park
  06/01/26
wow ur getting good returns in the middle of an insane bull ...
titillating pocket flask sweet tailpipe
  05/31/26
this time it’s different
Cyan vigorous native
  06/01/26
only thing true is its INSANE, this is a fraud bull market a...
Bearded Heady Trailer Park
  06/01/26
The whole thing is such fraud it’s ridiculous. I&rsquo...
yellow know-it-all box office generalized bond
  06/01/26
if u are a responsible high IQ individual such as myself its...
Bearded Heady Trailer Park
  06/01/26
...
glittery kitchen patrolman
  06/01/26
its literally just inflation.
concupiscible double fault electric furnace
  06/01/26
It’s inflation plus tech bullshit, which is arguably w...
yellow know-it-all box office generalized bond
  06/01/26
He loves his stonks so much and the lifestyle they've afford...
Pearl Private Investor Gaping
  06/01/26
trump's kike manipulators furked me but i will get to 1.5m b...
Bearded Heady Trailer Park
  06/01/26
so after real inflation and tax on interest income, what is ...
Provocative lemon digit ratio field
  06/01/26
nigga i prob wont owe any taxes unless i take cap gains prof...
Bearded Heady Trailer Park
  06/01/26


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Date: May 31st, 2026 9:20 PM
Author: Bearded Heady Trailer Park

even though im totally retarded at investing and i cant believe i lost 150k in SOXS and bullshit puts its still totally retarded i can just sit around doing nothing, just traveling wherever i want, living reasonably nice and its all paid for cause my dividends are printing 4.5% and i have over 1m in it now. quite a nice feeling of security (similar to darnell erect)

and actually i spent way less cause im not counting my cash still on hand and then buying a phone, if subtract that ive only spent $13,176 for year in five months

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870327&forum_id=2/#49909281)



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Date: May 31st, 2026 9:24 PM
Author: Marvelous domesticated principal's office goyim

I spend about that much every month

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870327&forum_id=2/#49909291)



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Date: May 31st, 2026 9:24 PM
Author: Bearded Heady Trailer Park

furking saudis in the ass is expensive, breh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870327&forum_id=2/#49909292)



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Date: May 31st, 2026 9:35 PM
Author: Marvelous domesticated principal's office goyim

worth it though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870327&forum_id=2/#49909310)



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Date: May 31st, 2026 9:36 PM
Author: Bearded Heady Trailer Park

not really, syrians have kyooter butts cause werent able to eat so much last 14years during civil war

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870327&forum_id=2/#49909314)



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Date: May 31st, 2026 9:38 PM
Author: Marvelous domesticated principal's office goyim

i like big plump buttocks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870327&forum_id=2/#49909318)



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Date: May 31st, 2026 9:42 PM
Author: Bearded Heady Trailer Park

thats furking disgusting, those sand niggas eat KFC and Burger King all day, u are furking colonel sanders and a camel when u hit that

faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870327&forum_id=2/#49909323)



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Date: May 31st, 2026 10:04 PM
Author: Bonkers site

You are living the life. I feel like I can’t go anywhere and don’t really leave my house anymore. I spend tens of thousands of dollars each month and every day I am more sad than I was the day before. The emotional turmoil isn’t even turmoil anymore, it’s just an endless flat gray sea.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870327&forum_id=2/#49909370)



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Date: May 31st, 2026 10:15 PM
Author: Bearded Heady Trailer Park

u paid for .1% of a Israeli Arrow Missile that was used to save a Jewish building from being possibly destroyed. Plz continue working, goy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870327&forum_id=2/#49909387)



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Date: May 31st, 2026 10:16 PM
Author: Marvelous domesticated principal's office goyim

Soo CR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870327&forum_id=2/#49909388)



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Date: May 31st, 2026 11:11 PM
Author: Exciting ape messiness

You should have put some of it in oil when it was disfavored. My ~$900k in dividend investments is projected to yield $104k this year. I've already collected over $40k.

If my oil tranny doesn't get called, I'll accrue a $17.8k quarterly payment on it alone on June 12

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870327&forum_id=2/#49909491)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 4:41 AM
Author: Bearded Heady Trailer Park

if i buy oil it will go to $0

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870327&forum_id=2/#49909716)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 9:43 AM
Author: Exciting ape messiness

I started typing out some investment ideas, but honestly, you being safe and generating reliable cash that keeps pace with inflation is probably your best option right now

You should pull some remote work training AI models or doing some contract legal work for like 3 months and then use the cash to play with options

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870327&forum_id=2/#49909867)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:00 AM
Author: Bearded Heady Trailer Park

how the furk do i do this, remote work training AI models, furking fuckface

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870327&forum_id=2/#49909889)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:13 AM
Author: Exciting ape messiness

I get messaged by these companies on LinkedIn. If you don't have Linkedin, put it into a chat prompt with GPT and maybe search Indeed or something. The rates they've quoted are in the $90 - $120/hr range. I haven't done it, so not sure how it works

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870327&forum_id=2/#49909911)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:38 AM
Author: Bearded Heady Trailer Park

sounds like a jeet scam, contact them and find out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870327&forum_id=2/#49909931)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:10 AM
Author: Razzmatazz Personal Credit Line Locus

How do you "do contract legal work"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870327&forum_id=2/#49909907)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:19 AM
Author: Exciting ape messiness

Barker Gilmore; MLA (Major Lindsey Africa); Robert Half; and various other legal recruiters place these roles

A lot of companies want to hire someone on a contract basis, because they have a need (overflow work or someone on the team being on maternity leave or whatever) or want to try before they buy. Usually 3 - 6 month contracts for $100 - $150/hr. I briefly did a $150/hr contract with a major public company before taking a GC role, and it was pretty great

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870327&forum_id=2/#49909918)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:47 AM
Author: Bearded Heady Trailer Park

those are usually in person roles, i tried that long ago. no way i wld ever do that shit again, those temp jerbs are humiliating BS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870327&forum_id=2/#49909941)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 11:05 AM
Author: Exciting ape messiness

I've only done it once with a reputable company, so I'm not an expert. But mine was fully remote and limited to 8 hours/day. Was honestly pretty fucking great with zero stress

I still get inquiries about fully remote contract roles occasionally, but I'm a generalist with a transactional background. No idea how it works for litmos

EDIT: But you're overlooking the point. You could do this for 1 month to gross over 20k. Use that for three $5k options plays that could self-fund more options plays to get you back to $1.5 million or more. Seems to be win-win if the only cost is not wandering around ebola land for a month

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870327&forum_id=2/#49909986)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 11:14 AM
Author: Bearded Heady Trailer Park

ljl i still have like 200k in bond funds in my IRA i cld just dump that into options and make it back. SOOOO EASY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870327&forum_id=2/#49909995)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 3:13 PM
Author: Razzmatazz Personal Credit Line Locus

Not interested in fucking Africa lol but I will check out the other 2 maybe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870327&forum_id=2/#49910170)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 3:29 PM
Author: Exciting ape messiness

Well-played by a guy with the fucking word "safari" in his email line

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870327&forum_id=2/#49910184)



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Date: May 31st, 2026 11:17 PM
Author: mint fortuitous meteor

this sounds like girl math.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870327&forum_id=2/#49909496)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 8:15 AM
Author: Ocher zippy market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870327&forum_id=2/#49909798)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 8:29 AM
Author: Bearded Heady Trailer Park

*turd math

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870327&forum_id=2/#49909803)



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Date: May 31st, 2026 11:55 PM
Author: titillating pocket flask sweet tailpipe

wow ur getting good returns in the middle of an insane bull market? that's so interesting. i'm sure it'll continue like this forever without changing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870327&forum_id=2/#49909548)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 1:15 AM
Author: Cyan vigorous native

this time it’s different

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870327&forum_id=2/#49909636)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 4:42 AM
Author: Bearded Heady Trailer Park

only thing true is its INSANE, this is a fraud bull market and even if i had kept more money in i wld have sold long ago cuas ethis shit is crazy fraud kike BS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870327&forum_id=2/#49909718)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 7:58 AM
Author: yellow know-it-all box office generalized bond

The whole thing is such fraud it’s ridiculous. I’ve been able to FIRE for several years now cause of the same phenomenon…my investments have grown faster than what I’ve spent. But it makes no sense. The tariffs and the wars etc. and the market still boomed. And I’m not even a particularly good investor (not as bad as TT though). It just doesn’t add up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870327&forum_id=2/#49909792)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 8:06 AM
Author: Bearded Heady Trailer Park

if u are a responsible high IQ individual such as myself its easy, and its completely retarded to live in a high cost shithole like the US. i even think increasingly ppl will move to niggalands like nairobi or harare, u can have the same shit in most big cities in the world now, its crazy. even wifi is fast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870327&forum_id=2/#49909795)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 8:34 AM
Author: glittery kitchen patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870327&forum_id=2/#49909807)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 8:56 AM
Author: concupiscible double fault electric furnace

its literally just inflation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870327&forum_id=2/#49909824)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 4:58 PM
Author: yellow know-it-all box office generalized bond

It’s inflation plus tech bullshit, which is arguably worse.

I pride myself of being a cheapmo but there’s still no way I should be getting away with spending less than my gains.

Something strange is afoot at the Circle K.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870327&forum_id=2/#49910304)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 8:36 AM
Author: Pearl Private Investor Gaping

He loves his stonks so much and the lifestyle they've afforded him that he keeps shorting them over and over

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870327&forum_id=2/#49909809)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 8:40 AM
Author: Bearded Heady Trailer Park

trump's kike manipulators furked me but i will get to 1.5m by 2045, benchod

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870327&forum_id=2/#49909814)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 1:55 PM
Author: Provocative lemon digit ratio field

so after real inflation and tax on interest income, what is your net gain?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870327&forum_id=2/#49910112)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 3:26 PM
Author: Bearded Heady Trailer Park

nigga i prob wont owe any taxes unless i take cap gains profits stupidly like last year, and besides i have turd privilege, since u trumpkins say im not a real amerikkkan wtf wld i pay tax?

and inflation nigga? plz nigga im gonna go under budget this year, last year went over and spent like 36k this year i shld be under 35k inshallah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870327&forum_id=2/#49910182)