Date: August 23rd, 2026 10:58 PM
Author: Diamond Dallas Chad
This shit is channeling Scott Hall and Kevin Nash early stage NWO.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=_TcAfnVxEYo&pp=ygUec2NvdHQgaGFsbCBkZWNsYXJlcyB3YXIgb24gd2N3
WNBA could completely PRINT money if they leaned into the same booking. Kanter crashing games constantly taunting women from the front row, distressed announcers spitting venom at him on commentary but saying nothing can be done because he "bought a ticket." Kanter claims he has a "surprise," shows up next week with Royce White, the other transwoman who has declared for the draft. They declare war on the WNBA and claim they can beat any team 2 on 5. A team owner for a low-ranked team turns heel and fires all of his female players and signs them immediately without going through the draft. They are now playing games on the team's regular schedule and DESTROYING the women in handicapped games.
Then comes the real callout -- they claim they have a "third woman" and can beat a team of any 5 players the WNBA can field. If they lose, they'll go away, if they win they can stay permanently. The game starts 5 on 2, everyone wonders where the "third woman" is and if she's showing up. The score of the game stays somewhat close because Kanter and White are deliberately throwing most defensive possessions, mocking the women. They simply score at will and keep themselves ahead.
In the closing minutes, Caitlin Clark gets an unexpected (apparently legitimate) steal and hits a 3 that the men are seemingly doing their best to stop. The crowd is going absolutely insane. Kanter and White had fucked around so much that if the women get another stop, they could win. Shockingly, Clark gets another steal and has a chance to hit the winning bucket. Puzzlingly, Kanter and White jog past her to the opposite end of the court, leaving her a seemingly clear path to the basket. She goes in for an easy layup, then stops short and baseball tosses the ball in the opposite direction. Kanter grabs it and slams it home.
Clark grabs the mic and turns heel, running down all the black women in the league who couldn't appreciate the status she brought to the WNBA, attacking Sophie Cunningham for not being a tough enough enforcer to keep her safe, attacking the fans for not backing her enough, etc. Everyone is booing her and showering the court with trash as she stands there flanked by Kanter and White towering over her in the background. The announcers are apoplectic that Caitlin Clark is the "third woman."
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5896448&forum_id=2/#50088315)