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if your kid falls off a cruise ship, are you jumping in after?

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marvelous gold doctorate trailer park
  06/30/25
I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/s...
Plum Tattoo Orchestra Pit
  06/30/25
Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work w...
Razzmatazz chrome house generalized bond
  06/30/25
I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. ...
aggressive church building potus
  07/01/25
Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is t...
mustard center shitlib
  07/06/25
how much life insurance do they have?
White forum
  06/30/25
Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even ...
ultramarine bateful legend filthpig
  06/30/25
You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you...
ocher thriller giraffe
  06/30/25
the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocea...
slate geriatric wagecucks
  06/30/25
just jump is ALWAYS tcr this bro lived https://x.com/a...
marvelous gold doctorate trailer park
  06/30/25
now that's what i call a hypo. rationally you shouldn't d...
fishy boltzmann windowlicker
  06/30/25
This just happened IRL https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939...
anal lascivious pistol
  06/30/25
lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comm...
Swashbuckling transparent state
  06/30/25
“ackshually, you should go seek help from a profession...
marvelous gold doctorate trailer park
  06/30/25
180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.
Thirsty brethren hell
  06/30/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs
splenetic motley old irish cottage garrison
  07/03/25
If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't hav...
Cerise big-titted nowag
  06/30/25
cr
marvelous gold doctorate trailer park
  06/30/25
what about your other kids?
fishy boltzmann windowlicker
  06/30/25
? my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.
Wonderful Sooty Den Rigpig
  06/30/25
(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)
Thirsty brethren hell
  06/30/25
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razzle-dazzle turdskin
  07/01/25
dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night....
Swashbuckling transparent state
  06/30/25
His wife will probably have sex with him too
Cerise big-titted nowag
  06/30/25
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obsidian brunch mexican
  07/01/25
*bussy
Stubborn space travel guidebook
  06/30/25
Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good I...
ultramarine bateful legend filthpig
  06/30/25
Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter i...
mischievous boyish locus karate
  06/30/25
(actual married male)
Provocative olive point fat ankles
  06/30/25
fuck
Swashbuckling transparent state
  06/30/25
Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch ...
mischievous boyish locus karate
  06/30/25
this is a sick post even for you.
Plum Tattoo Orchestra Pit
  06/30/25
i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husb...
Swashbuckling transparent state
  06/30/25
absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.
Wonderful Sooty Den Rigpig
  06/30/25
Jewish projection is a bitch
marvelous gold doctorate trailer park
  06/30/25
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Excitant Sickened Prole
  07/07/25
is this what married men have to do to convince their wives ...
Razzle Shaky Electric Furnace Lodge
  06/30/25
id probably grab a flotation device first
Pink hall
  06/30/25
(Smart Dad)
Swollen Mint Coldplay Fan
  06/30/25
more like (dad of a dead kid)
marvelous gold doctorate trailer park
  06/30/25
my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself ...
Pink hall
  06/30/25
Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on t...
razzle-dazzle turdskin
  07/01/25
(shortmo kids)
Pink hall
  07/01/25
Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the ...
Concupiscible mentally impaired laser beams
  06/30/25
this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point
marvelous gold doctorate trailer park
  06/30/25
(Disney in house lawyer)
light main people
  06/30/25
(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint...
Laughsome Library
  06/30/25
tcr
razzle-dazzle turdskin
  07/01/25
just jump
dark goal in life property
  06/30/25
ALWAYS tcr
marvelous gold doctorate trailer park
  06/30/25
...
Outnumbered copper area
  07/01/25
Depends which kid
Ruby massive ladyboy
  06/30/25
wow
marvelous gold doctorate trailer park
  06/30/25
Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take h...
irate sound barrier
  06/30/25
JFC man
marvelous gold doctorate trailer park
  06/30/25
Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law st...
slate geriatric wagecucks
  06/30/25
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dark goal in life property
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Swashbuckling transparent state
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Thirsty brethren hell
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light main people
  06/30/25
sealclubber?
Laughsome Library
  06/30/25
so, without you, none of this would even be possible?
Razzle Shaky Electric Furnace Lodge
  06/30/25
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  07/01/25
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  07/01/25
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aggressive church building potus
  07/01/25
*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*
White forum
  06/30/25
bro
marvelous gold doctorate trailer park
  06/30/25
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Laughsome Library
  06/30/25
lol
razzle-dazzle turdskin
  07/01/25
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ivory contagious stain
  07/01/25
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who...
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  06/30/25
jfc
marvelous gold doctorate trailer park
  06/30/25
eric clapton stunned
fishy boltzmann windowlicker
  06/30/25
jfc, the poor parents
Cerebral Scarlet Hairy Legs Kitchen
  06/30/25
i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet
Twinkling Dashing Stag Film Roast Beef
  06/30/25
I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten ...
razzle-dazzle turdskin
  07/01/25
Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.
iridescent jet-lagged chad
  07/01/25
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Swollen Mint Coldplay Fan
  07/01/25
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Twinkling Dashing Stag Film Roast Beef
  07/06/25
He should have jumped
hairraiser aquamarine regret
  07/01/25
how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (5...
Odious son of senegal abode
  06/30/25
lol at libs. it’s water, bro. you just jump in.
Wonderful Sooty Den Rigpig
  06/30/25
cr this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling ...
marvelous gold doctorate trailer park
  06/30/25
it's telling that even on the internet where they could pret...
Swashbuckling transparent state
  06/30/25
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marvelous gold doctorate trailer park
  07/01/25
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Mauve Indian Lodge
  07/01/25
lol
razzle-dazzle turdskin
  07/01/25
...
dark goal in life property
  06/30/25
never gone over 25 feet because of the fear
Amber Heady Theatre
  06/30/25
If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before...
curious harsh cuck menage
  07/01/25
Where did you come up with "head first"? Profes...
Azure Scourge Upon The Earth Institution
  07/02/25
Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished o...
mind-boggling cobalt pisswyrm
  06/30/25
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-die...
Avocado Fiercely-loyal Principal's Office Circlehead
  07/01/25
it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going ov...
Mauve Indian Lodge
  07/01/25
Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids sti...
Sienna Glittery Chapel Becky
  06/30/25
is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink withou...
marvelous gold doctorate trailer park
  07/01/25
Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say y...
razzle-dazzle turdskin
  07/01/25
...
marvelous gold doctorate trailer park
  07/01/25
Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under marit...
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😟
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  07/01/25
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  07/01/25
holy shit
marvelous gold doctorate trailer park
  07/01/25
yes absolutely
Mauve Indian Lodge
  07/01/25
Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.
Brindle Gaping
  07/01/25
Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’...
hairraiser aquamarine regret
  07/01/25
You jump in no matter what
ultramarine bateful legend filthpig
  07/01/25
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marvelous gold doctorate trailer park
  07/02/25
Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and yo...
hairraiser aquamarine regret
  07/02/25
Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate
hairraiser aquamarine regret
  07/02/25
Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would peri...
Ruby massive ladyboy
  07/05/25
That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if...
ultramarine bateful legend filthpig
  07/06/25
I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my k...
marvelous gold doctorate trailer park
  07/06/25
its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with ...
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  07/05/25
yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is p...
obsidian brunch mexican
  07/06/25
kid yes, wife no
Racy Hospital Idea He Suggested
  07/06/25
that was unnecessary
marvelous gold doctorate trailer park
  07/06/25
...
Ruby massive ladyboy
  07/06/25
If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it wou...
Narrow-minded supple cumskin
  07/06/25
...
Twinkling Dashing Stag Film Roast Beef
  07/06/25
lol
razzle-dazzle turdskin
  07/07/25
wow
marvelous gold doctorate trailer park
  07/07/25


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Date: June 30th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: marvelous gold doctorate trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49061236)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:00 PM
Author: Plum Tattoo Orchestra Pit

I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/she would be taking that trip without me depriving me of the opportunity to jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49061241)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:08 PM
Author: Razzmatazz chrome house generalized bond

Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work would allow me to go on one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49061487)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:30 PM
Author: aggressive church building potus

I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. Your massive frame would cause ruptures in the deck, not to mention the fuel costs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49064550)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 2:14 PM
Author: mustard center shitlib

Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is that a shark might mistake you for a seal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49076352)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: White forum

how much life insurance do they have?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49061242)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: ultramarine bateful legend filthpig

Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even if I can't find him in the swells, and he can only hear me yelling his name; and even on the chance he can't.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49061243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: ocher thriller giraffe

You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you have to try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49061246)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:24 PM
Author: slate geriatric wagecucks

the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocean.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49061294)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: marvelous gold doctorate trailer park

just jump is ALWAYS tcr

this bro lived

https://x.com/aleclace/status/1939764025169998323

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49061317)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: fishy boltzmann windowlicker

now that's what i call a hypo.

rationally you shouldn't do it, but you're probably jumping in without thinking about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49061248)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:06 PM
Author: anal lascivious pistol

This just happened IRL

https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939738528734380304?s=61

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49061251)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:19 PM
Author: Swashbuckling transparent state

lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comments

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49061275)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:22 PM
Author: marvelous gold doctorate trailer park

“ackshually, you should go seek help from a professional”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49061286)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: Thirsty brethren hell

180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49061686)



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Date: July 3rd, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: splenetic motley old irish cottage garrison

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49070086)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:05 PM
Author: Cerise big-titted nowag

If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't have kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49061249)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: marvelous gold doctorate trailer park

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49061270)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: fishy boltzmann windowlicker

what about your other kids?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49061282)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: Wonderful Sooty Den Rigpig

?

my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49061414)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:58 PM
Author: Thirsty brethren hell

(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49061811)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:27 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49062447)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: Swashbuckling transparent state

dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49061254)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Cerise big-titted nowag

His wife will probably have sex with him too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49061267)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: obsidian brunch mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49062635)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:25 PM
Author: Stubborn space travel guidebook

*bussy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49061298)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: ultramarine bateful legend filthpig

Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good Instagram value

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49061308)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: mischievous boyish locus karate

Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter into the parental bed and the kid won’t be back in their own bedroom for at least six months.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49061316)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:44 PM
Author: Provocative olive point fat ankles

(actual married male)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49061773)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: Swashbuckling transparent state

fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49061824)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:21 PM
Author: mischievous boyish locus karate

Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch their segment on the news where mom got to give a giant teary interview. Local news gets him a vanilla romp equivalent to when they’d been dating 1.5 years. A prime time national news interview gets him the Lauren Sanchez/Megan Markle depravity special.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49061869)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:41 PM
Author: Plum Tattoo Orchestra Pit

this is a sick post even for you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49061357)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: Swashbuckling transparent state

i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husband's heroics + adrenaline

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49061405)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:53 PM
Author: Wonderful Sooty Den Rigpig

absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49061421)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: marvelous gold doctorate trailer park

Jewish projection is a bitch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49061427)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:36 AM
Author: Excitant Sickened Prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49078762)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:29 PM
Author: Razzle Shaky Electric Furnace Lodge

is this what married men have to do to convince their wives to have sex with them?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49062016)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:09 PM
Author: Pink hall

id probably grab a flotation device first

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49061255)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: Swollen Mint Coldplay Fan

(Smart Dad)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49061265)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: marvelous gold doctorate trailer park

more like (dad of a dead kid)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49061272)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: Pink hall

my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself afloat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49061713)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:30 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle turdskin

Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on the railing of a moving cruise ship while out at sea and you shouldn’t have come up with such a stupid fucking idea.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49062448)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:44 AM
Author: Pink hall

(shortmo kids)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49062661)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: Concupiscible mentally impaired laser beams

Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the rail to begin with.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49061266)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: marvelous gold doctorate trailer park

this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49061283)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:28 PM
Author: light main people

(Disney in house lawyer)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49061312)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:34 PM
Author: Laughsome Library

(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49061328)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:33 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle turdskin

tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49062449)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:37 PM
Author: dark goal in life property

just jump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49061336)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:39 PM
Author: marvelous gold doctorate trailer park

ALWAYS tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49061345)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:20 PM
Author: Outnumbered copper area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49064523)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:45 PM
Author: Ruby massive ladyboy

Depends which kid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49061384)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: marvelous gold doctorate trailer park

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49061398)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:48 PM
Author: irate sound barrier

Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take his kids on a "disney cruise" to begin with. He comes out even. Real heros are the disney compliance folks who ensured appropriate policy and procedures were in place and executed upon by trained crew members, and of course the disney C suite without whom none of this would even be possible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49061394)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: marvelous gold doctorate trailer park

JFC man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49061399)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: slate geriatric wagecucks

Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law streets fighting for the Dad who sued Disney after his daughter ended up with a broken collarbone. Those medical expenses and personal trauma don't pay for themselves, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49061404)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: dark goal in life property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49061410)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:59 PM
Author: Swashbuckling transparent state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49061450)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: Thirsty brethren hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49061712)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:47 PM
Author: Cerebral Scarlet Hairy Legs Kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49061777)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: Twinkling Dashing Stag Film Roast Beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49061817)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:31 PM
Author: light main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49062020)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: Laughsome Library

sealclubber?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49062243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:46 PM
Author: Razzle Shaky Electric Furnace Lodge

so, without you, none of this would even be possible?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49062247)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:09 AM
Author: Erotic pea-brained round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49062443)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: obsidian brunch mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49062637)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: Coral Unholy Base Indirect Expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49062948)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:11 PM
Author: talented goyim

i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it home

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49063691)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:17 PM
Author: hairraiser aquamarine regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49063718)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:39 PM
Author: aggressive church building potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49064589)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: White forum

*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49061415)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: marvelous gold doctorate trailer park

bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49061443)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: Laughsome Library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49062245)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle turdskin

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49062450)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: ivory contagious stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49062979)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: iridescent jet-lagged chad

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who-fell-out-cruise-ship-window-sentenced-3-n1257067

The grandfather who was with his 18-month-old granddaughter when she fell to her death from an open window on a Royal Caribbean cruise ship was sentenced Monday to three years of probation, according to Puerto Rico's Department of Justice.

Salvatore “Sam” Anello, of Valparaiso, Indiana, pleaded guilty to negligent homicide last year after his granddaughter, Chloe Wiegand, fell through an 11-story window from the ship docked in San Juan, Puerto Rico, in July 2019.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49061441)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: marvelous gold doctorate trailer park

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49061454)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:54 PM
Author: fishy boltzmann windowlicker

eric clapton stunned

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49061798)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: Cerebral Scarlet Hairy Legs Kitchen

jfc, the poor parents

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49061808)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: Twinkling Dashing Stag Film Roast Beef

i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49061822)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:37 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle turdskin

I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten by an alligator at a Disney resort with the dad punching the alligator and the little boy screaming daddy help.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49062451)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:23 AM
Author: iridescent jet-lagged chad

Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49062632)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:19 PM
Author: Swollen Mint Coldplay Fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49064521)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:00 PM
Author: Twinkling Dashing Stag Film Roast Beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49077604)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:18 PM
Author: hairraiser aquamarine regret

He should have jumped

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49063719)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: Odious son of senegal abode

how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (50+ feet)? i've only done it a few times, and i see how anyone in a hurry/panic would fuck it up completely.

you're supposed to relax beforehand and maintain good form by stretching your arms over your head so that your hands form a wedge. that wedge is what is supposed to strike the water first, creating a safe entry for the rest of your body.

the next-best entry is supposedly to hit the water feet-first with your toes extended to also form a bit of a wedge, but that's more likely to result in leg injuries.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49061480)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:09 PM
Author: Wonderful Sooty Den Rigpig

lol at libs.

it’s water, bro. you just jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49061492)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:13 PM
Author: marvelous gold doctorate trailer park

cr

this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling incoherently to his wife and cops about wedges while they dredge his kid from the bottom of the sea

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49061501)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:22 PM
Author: Swashbuckling transparent state

it's telling that even on the internet where they could pretend to be a tough guy their minds immediately go to making excuses about why it would be a bad idea. lib baby falls in and the headline would be "panicked former dad explains water surface tension is as rigid as concrete from fifty feet high"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49061528)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:48 AM
Author: marvelous gold doctorate trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49062397)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:00 PM
Author: Mauve Indian Lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49064441)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:39 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle turdskin

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49062452)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:15 PM
Author: dark goal in life property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49061509)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:33 PM
Author: Amber Heady Theatre

never gone over 25 feet because of the fear

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49062022)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 6:59 PM
Author: curious harsh cuck menage

If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before going in otherwise you'll get water shot up your ass hole. I know a guy that fell barefoot waterskiing at about the same speed. He had to see a Dr because his ass was bleeding inside.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49064439)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:23 AM
Author: Azure Scourge Upon The Earth Institution

Where did you come up with "head first"?

Professional high divers and cliff jumpers always land feet first.

https://youtu.be/h-Z8_qsQYXc?t=86

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49065730)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:36 PM
Author: mind-boggling cobalt pisswyrm

Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished out, and in the meantime I can provide immediate action rather than minutes of delay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49061591)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:58 AM
Author: Avocado Fiercely-loyal Principal's Office Circlehead

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-dies-falling-overboard-cruise-ship-Channel-Islands.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49062469)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: Mauve Indian Lodge

it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going overboard on a cruise ship. you have to be ready to die

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49063005)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:24 PM
Author: Sienna Glittery Chapel Becky

Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids still on boat with wife?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49061717)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:49 AM
Author: marvelous gold doctorate trailer park

is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink without you?

also, she would 100% take the kids and leave you anyways

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49062398)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:25 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle turdskin

Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say yes, without hesitation. It would be instinctive. I don’t know how any parent could answer otherwise.

I love my mixed kids more than anything in the world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49062446)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:14 AM
Author: marvelous gold doctorate trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49062459)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:28 AM
Author: obsidian brunch mexican

Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under maritime salvage laws he gets to keep him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49062639)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: arrogant out-of-control school cafeteria immigrant

😟

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49062977)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:43 AM
Author: Chartreuse slippery business firm psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49063002)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:56 PM
Author: marvelous gold doctorate trailer park

holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49064258)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: Mauve Indian Lodge

yes absolutely

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49063006)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:16 PM
Author: Brindle Gaping

Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49063715)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:20 PM
Author: hairraiser aquamarine regret

Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’s a bright clear day yes. If it’s rainy and 15-foot seas at 3 am, probably not. This is partly why I had so many kids.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49063724)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: ultramarine bateful legend filthpig

You jump in no matter what

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49064533)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: marvelous gold doctorate trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49065395)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:13 AM
Author: hairraiser aquamarine regret

Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and you have other kids. Sometimes kids get got.

Also, which kid it is really does play a minor role in the decision to jump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49065717)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:15 AM
Author: hairraiser aquamarine regret

Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49065721)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:09 PM
Author: Ruby massive ladyboy

Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would perish alongside him but you’d prevent your son from dying terrified and alone?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49075086)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 4:42 AM
Author: ultramarine bateful legend filthpig

That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if you can't actually find him in the water, and you know you are 99% unlikely to find him, it is still worth it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49075651)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 1:44 PM
Author: marvelous gold doctorate trailer park

I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my kid die while doing nothing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49076284)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:15 PM
Author: Histrionic feces gay wizard

its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with me in the first place

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49075101)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 6:35 PM
Author: obsidian brunch mexican

yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is prole helldrome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49077073)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: Racy Hospital Idea He Suggested

kid yes, wife no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49077209)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: marvelous gold doctorate trailer park

that was unnecessary

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49077438)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:17 PM
Author: Ruby massive ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49077539)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:28 PM
Author: Narrow-minded supple cumskin

If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it would be very boorish behavior so I'd have to just let him drown.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49077548)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:01 PM
Author: Twinkling Dashing Stag Film Roast Beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49077605)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:22 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle turdskin

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49078741)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: marvelous gold doctorate trailer park

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49078889)