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My mom refuses to give me back my butt plugs

My mom pet sat this weekend and we have a box that has all o...
Lascivious nighttime legend crackhouse
  08/18/13
Describe how you use the buttplugs. What did your wife say?...
hyperventilating university
  08/18/13
No, I think my mom threw them away. We use them usually whe...
Lascivious nighttime legend crackhouse
  08/18/13
Do you use the plug on yourself? What's your wifes opinion ...
hyperventilating university
  08/18/13
She was like, "wtf, those are ours she needs to bring t...
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  08/18/13
Describe "everyone." Has your mother confiscated ...
hyperventilating university
  08/18/13
She took: -three butt plugs -bondage tape -nipple c...
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  08/18/13
What does your wife look like? ARe you a cuck? Does she ta...
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  08/18/13
6.5 face, 9.5 body. No. Yes.
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  08/18/13
Did you introduce her to your sickness or was she already a ...
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  08/18/13
She has an extremely healthy sex life. Sometimes. American...
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i dont want to nitpick here but two of these answers do not ...
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She takes the BBC when she wants but I'm not a cuck.
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but you do have the herp because she takes the BBC, correct?
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what is a butt plug
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Ask her how she knew what they were.
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She refuses to acknowledge what they are. She just took the...
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DESCRIBE how you confronted her
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I called her and said, "Mom, did you take some of our s...
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What did she say back?
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She said that they were inappropriate and I said you don't e...
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No. My dad did once.
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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:06 PM
Author: Lascivious nighttime legend crackhouse

My mom pet sat this weekend and we have a box that has all our sex toys. She apparently went through that side of the bedroom and took several things she disapproved of. I asked her where our butt plugs were and she took such offense she hung up on me. I made her angry when I said that she didn't even know if they were for me or my wife.

Lol, I really doubt we're getting these butt plugs back (two for wife, one for me).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#23867185)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:09 PM
Author: hyperventilating university

Describe how you use the buttplugs. What did your wife say? Do you think mommy is plugging right now?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#23867221)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:11 PM
Author: Lascivious nighttime legend crackhouse

No, I think my mom threw them away. We use them usually when we are engaged in some bdsm and playing with each other. Wife and I both like to be tied up and used by the other.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#23867231)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:17 PM
Author: hyperventilating university

Do you use the plug on yourself? What's your wifes opinion of your mother playing with your assplugs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#23867289)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:18 PM
Author: Lascivious nighttime legend crackhouse

She was like, "wtf, those are ours she needs to bring them back."

I'm pretty much ready to let those plugs walk. We use plugs on everyone.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#23867301)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:28 PM
Author: hyperventilating university

Describe "everyone." Has your mother confiscated other items?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#23867380)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:32 PM
Author: Lascivious nighttime legend crackhouse

She took:

-three butt plugs

-bondage tape

-nipple clamps

-ball gag

She left:

-rope

-two vibrators

-blindfold

Wife and I have other sexual partners and both love anal penetration.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#23867419)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:36 PM
Author: hyperventilating university

What does your wife look like? ARe you a cuck? Does she take the BBC?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#23867454)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:37 PM
Author: Lascivious nighttime legend crackhouse

6.5 face, 9.5 body. No. Yes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#23867458)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:43 PM
Author: hyperventilating university

Did you introduce her to your sickness or was she already a deviant. Does she STILL take that BBC? Also, what's her race.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#23867520)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:44 PM
Author: Lascivious nighttime legend crackhouse

She has an extremely healthy sex life. Sometimes. American.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#23867537)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:44 PM
Author: Fragrant stag film corn cake

i dont want to nitpick here but two of these answers do not seem to be in order

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#23867536)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:45 PM
Author: Lascivious nighttime legend crackhouse

She takes the BBC when she wants but I'm not a cuck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#23867542)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:45 PM
Author: Fragrant stag film corn cake

k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#23867545)



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Date: August 11th, 2021 4:54 AM
Author: Canary crotch

but you do have the herp because she takes the BBC, correct?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#42929291)



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Date: August 19th, 2013 4:05 AM
Author: insecure white double fault

seriously LOLing at your mom's tacit acceptance of light bondage in this poast.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#23869434)



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Date: November 7th, 2018 9:55 PM
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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:07 PM
Author: Demanding House

(millenial problems)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#23867194)



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Date: August 19th, 2013 4:06 AM
Author: insecure white double fault



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Date: August 7th, 2014 1:33 AM
Author: Saffron state candlestick maker



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Date: August 31st, 2014 6:15 PM
Author: Obsidian parlor jewess



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:07 PM
Author: Stirring buck-toothed mother indirect expression

Holy shit not flame?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#23867198)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:09 PM
Author: Lascivious nighttime legend crackhouse

Lol, no. She stole my sex toys and won't engage on the issue.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#23867211)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:12 PM
Author: rose zippy antidepressant drug hunting ground

180000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#23867237)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:13 PM
Author: Lascivious nighttime legend crackhouse

She left the vibrators, which is bullshit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#23867246)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:18 PM
Author: Opaque Provocative Business Firm

what is a butt plug

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#23867299)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:20 PM
Author: primrose titillating fat ankles sanctuary

Ask her how she knew what they were.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#23867309)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:21 PM
Author: Lascivious nighttime legend crackhouse

She refuses to acknowledge what they are. She just took them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#23867317)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:29 PM
Author: primrose titillating fat ankles sanctuary

DESCRIBE how you confronted her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#23867386)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:34 PM
Author: Lascivious nighttime legend crackhouse

I called her and said, "Mom, did you take some of our sex toys" and she was like wtf and I was like where are our butt plugs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#23867430)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:35 PM
Author: primrose titillating fat ankles sanctuary

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#23867448)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:35 PM
Author: hyperventilating university

What did she say back?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#23867449)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:38 PM
Author: Lascivious nighttime legend crackhouse

She said that they were inappropriate and I said you don't even know who they are for and she hung up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#23867470)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:43 PM
Author: hyperventilating university

Has she taken stuff before? Did she ever catch you jacking your pissworm as a kid?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#23867527)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:45 PM
Author: Lascivious nighttime legend crackhouse

No. My dad did once.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#23867544)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:53 PM
Author: hyperventilating university

EXPLAIN

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#23867640)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:58 PM
Author: Lascivious nighttime legend crackhouse

I locked my door and was jerking off and my dad knocked and he was like, "Are you doing something you shouldn't be doing" and I was like, "No, I'm just masturbating" and he was like "Open the door" and I was like "Are you sure" and he was like "Yeah" so I put my pants on and opened the door and was like "What" and he looked at me and was like, "What are you doing?" and I was like "Chilling out and masturbating" and he left.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#23867718)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 11:03 PM
Author: hyperventilating university

Why is your family obsessed with what you do with your pissworm? What is one fetish you haven't participated in. Did your father ever diddle you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#23867767)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:26 PM
Author: supple party of the first part theater



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:01 PM
Author: Jet-lagged Laughsome Keepsake Machete



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Date: November 26th, 2018 4:13 PM
Author: orange tanning salon laser beams

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Date: August 7th, 2014 1:28 AM
Author: aphrodisiac kitchen dragon

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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:29 PM
Author: Thriller sable temple athletic conference

Did you take out your ear lobe rings and tear down your HOPE poster in protest you degenerate little shitmillenial?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#23867394)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:32 PM
Author: primrose titillating fat ankles sanctuary

Tell her that if you can't trust her to not go through your shit and steal your butt plugs then how could you ever possibly trust her to watch her future grandchildren.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#23867420)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:34 PM
Author: Lascivious nighttime legend crackhouse

180 will do.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#23867432)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 11:02 PM
Author: Useless boltzmann abode



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Date: August 19th, 2013 1:20 AM
Author: crimson spot travel guidebook



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Date: August 31st, 2014 6:20 PM
Author: insecure white double fault



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:15 PM
Author: Lascivious nighttime legend crackhouse



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Date: August 30th, 2018 1:50 PM
Author: Lascivious nighttime legend crackhouse

She’s watching the grandkids now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#36716006)



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Date: November 26th, 2018 4:13 PM
Author: Overrated nofapping halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#37304249)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:34 PM
Author: cowardly adventurous deer antler

shes probably nervously drinking wine, crossarmed, staring at them from across the room trying to work up the courage.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#23867435)



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Date: August 19th, 2013 1:17 AM
Author: Appetizing depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#23868891)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 1:55 PM
Author: Self-centered main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#23902883)



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Date: August 31st, 2014 6:25 PM
Author: Magical dilemma background story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#26243334)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:40 PM
Author: translucent legal warrant

180 thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#23867499)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:56 PM
Author: beady-eyed copper set

probably best thread title of the year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#23867683)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:57 PM
Author: Excitant stain institution

180 idea, 160 execution on the flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#23867707)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:59 PM
Author: Lascivious nighttime legend crackhouse

Fuck you, not flame bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#23867723)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 11:18 PM
Author: Excitant stain institution

ok, describe why your mom has access to your sex toy collection?

describe your current lifestyle? (assuming you are not a Treeman pumo)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#23867950)



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Date: August 7th, 2014 1:15 AM
Author: Lascivious nighttime legend crackhouse

She was pet sitting. Bigloler.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#26078247)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:51 PM
Author: pale location boiling water

Some great reasons to never have kids itt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#23867615)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:55 PM
Author: beady-eyed copper set

why did EPAH go pumo doe?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#23867673)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 11:01 PM
Author: Fragrant stag film corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#23867750)



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Date: August 19th, 2013 1:20 AM
Author: narrow-minded doctorate theater stage

180 thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#23868899)



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Date: August 19th, 2013 8:37 PM
Author: Appetizing depressive

Steal them back.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#23877794)



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Date: October 22nd, 2013 12:30 PM
Author: primrose titillating fat ankles sanctuary

UPDATE?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#24284373)



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Date: August 7th, 2014 1:11 AM
Author: Lascivious nighttime legend crackhouse

We got new butt plugs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#26078236)



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Date: August 7th, 2014 1:28 AM
Author: aphrodisiac kitchen dragon

pics? did you spring for an Earl this time? (the Cadillac of gentlemen's plugs)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#26078311)



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Date: August 4th, 2014 3:33 AM
Author: insecure white double fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#26057177)



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Date: August 4th, 2014 3:34 AM
Author: Vivacious death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#26057183)



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Date: August 7th, 2014 1:19 AM
Author: Vivacious death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#26078273)



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Date: August 30th, 2014 3:38 AM
Author: insecure white double fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#26235282)



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Date: August 31st, 2014 6:19 PM
Author: Magical dilemma background story

WHAT THE FUCK



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#26243306)



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Date: February 28th, 2015 3:24 AM
Author: Lascivious nighttime legend crackhouse

I like that THIS thread bothers you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#27404806)



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Date: November 11th, 2014 1:40 PM
Author: rose zippy antidepressant drug hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#26695456)



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Date: November 11th, 2014 1:47 PM
Author: Saffron state candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#26695495)



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Date: December 4th, 2014 10:22 PM
Author: Lascivious nighttime legend crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#26859803)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:21 PM
Author: Infuriating home

Jesus Christ.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#28608159)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:23 PM
Author: beta address reading party

any tips on how i can get my gf to be a sexual deviant with me?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#28608172)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:24 PM
Author: Lascivious nighttime legend crackhouse

Be honest. You'd be surprised. Ask her for her darkest fantasies and no matter what be way into it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#28608175)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:26 PM
Author: beta address reading party

ive broached the topic. i basically tell her that i wanna try everything with her. i think she thinks that means like costumes. i dont think she could even comprehend the fact that i like being penetrated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#28608189)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:28 PM
Author: Lascivious nighttime legend crackhouse

Make up some story about how you discovered it as a teenager by accident, but it will make you so hot if she fingers your ass and just make sure you're super clean.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#28608198)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:42 PM
Author: beta address reading party

i dunno its more than just getting fingered its more about being someones little bitch. not sure she could deliver :( should i just buy her a strap on for her birthday?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#28608252)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:46 PM
Author: Lascivious nighttime legend crackhouse

Show her the porn you like and give her some choice Dan Savage columns about sissycucks like yourself and the importance of being good giving and game.

Honestly, if that's your thing it's better to find a chick into it than wife someone who is not. The key is to bring it up by the second or third date.

Seriously though most chicks I've dated (alt) are WAY into penetrating their men.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#28608261)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:48 PM
Author: beta address reading party

ive told her to read savage repeatedly she says she will but doesnt. i dunno man i really do love her. dont wanna give it all up for some fleeting orgasms...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#28608269)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:09 PM
Author: Sapphire irradiated school cafeteria old irish cottage

Liking someone is the worst, it makes it impossible to make rational decisions

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#28608371)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:10 PM
Author: beta address reading party

not to mention at this point ive consumed the best years of her life. to cut her loose wuld just be fucking dick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#28608376)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:49 PM
Author: beta address reading party

where do u meet alt girls? like fetlife?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#28608273)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:08 PM
Author: Lascivious nighttime legend crackhouse

I've been out of the game for a while, but OKCupid and punk rock shows are good starts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#28608361)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:09 PM
Author: beta address reading party

cr

congrats on getting to watch other dudes fuck ur wife. sounds so hot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#28608373)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:29 PM
Author: Sapphire irradiated school cafeteria old irish cottage

ATD.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#28608205)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:29 PM
Author: Lascivious nighttime legend crackhouse

Nah, I wifed.

Oh, you mean my mom? Gonna pass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#28608207)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:35 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle ivory step-uncle's house

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#28608227)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:03 PM
Author: Walnut dog poop

you on fetlife bro?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#28608336)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:08 PM
Author: Lascivious nighttime legend crackhouse

Yeah.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#28608362)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:14 PM
Author: beta address reading party

as a couple or individually? are u allowed to play by urself?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#28608393)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:18 PM
Author: Lascivious nighttime legend crackhouse

You have to be individuals on Fetlife and she's not on there.

We do same room only. More my rule than hers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#28608408)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:19 PM
Author: beta address reading party

ugh dude ur living the life

condoms?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#28608417)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 2:54 PM
Author: Lascivious nighttime legend crackhouse

of course

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#28608928)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 5:49 PM
Author: beta address reading party

do u nut in the other girls or pull out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#28609981)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 2:55 PM
Author: Opaque Provocative Business Firm

jelly as fuck

my GF wont let me put anything in her butt :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#28608935)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 3:02 PM
Author: Lascivious nighttime legend crackhouse

I woke up this morning and licked the shit out of her asshole for about 10 minutes and fingered it while she fingered my taint. Then I made pancakes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#28608983)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 3:04 PM
Author: Opaque Provocative Business Firm

yolo bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#28608995)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 3:02 PM
Author: Khaki autistic alpha

My mom took one of my vibrators :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#28608989)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 3:03 PM
Author: Lascivious nighttime legend crackhouse

why just one?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#28608993)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 3:08 PM
Author: Khaki autistic alpha

She found one in my bed. The rest were in a box which I don't think she found. I don't have the courage to ask about it though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#28609018)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 5:13 PM
Author: beta address reading party

hot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#28609712)



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Date: May 28th, 2018 11:37 PM
Author: Exhilarant Goal In Life Ticket Booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#36142752)



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Date: May 28th, 2018 11:58 PM
Author: Cream Senate

what the fuck is going on in here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#36142848)



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Date: May 29th, 2018 12:18 AM
Author: Talking motley kitty

yeah gonna need an update op

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#36142930)



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Date: May 29th, 2018 12:41 AM
Author: Ruddy Comical National Security Agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#36143011)



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Date: November 7th, 2018 8:20 PM
Author: Lascivious nighttime legend crackhouse

We had to buy new ones.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#37184911)



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Date: May 15th, 2020 9:18 AM
Author: Vibrant range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#40213400)



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Date: July 15th, 2026 8:08 PM
Author: valar vettiri morghulis



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#50002872)



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Date: May 29th, 2018 12:52 AM
Author: bateful idiot quadroon

this thread is crazy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#36143038)



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Date: November 7th, 2018 11:51 PM
Author: Histrionic Embarrassed To The Bone Resort

great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#37186435)



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Date: November 26th, 2018 4:11 PM
Author: fighting citrine ape

732469823764 CLASSIC Halford enHANced interroGAtion itt, also we need mystery ape lover to EXPAND on her story

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#37304238)



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Date: November 26th, 2018 4:14 PM
Author: Trip mexican kitty cat

180 thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#37304252)



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Date: November 26th, 2018 4:14 PM
Author: orange tanning salon laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#37304254)



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Date: December 7th, 2019 2:49 PM
Author: Exciting Meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#39229263)



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Date: May 15th, 2020 9:05 AM
Author: Ruddy Comical National Security Agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#40213360)



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Date: May 15th, 2020 9:14 AM
Author: abnormal degenerate native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#40213387)



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Date: May 15th, 2020 9:20 AM
Author: aphrodisiac kitchen dragon

i've always absolutely loved this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#40213406)



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Date: August 5th, 2025 2:06 PM
Author: Lascivious nighttime legend crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#49158948)



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Date: August 11th, 2021 3:24 AM
Author: Exhilarant Goal In Life Ticket Booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#42929195)



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Date: July 15th, 2026 8:12 PM
Author: Jesus Christ I'm online again

180 thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#50002879)