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Got a colonoscopy last week. Dr said there’s an 80% chance I have cancer lol

Now I have to just wait two weeks for confirmation
crystalline galvanic library
  03/02/24
I welcome a stage 4 diagnosis because the wife and I agreed ...
Mewling Garnet Milk
  03/02/24
The whole bort *crosses fingers*
Learning Disabled Kink-friendly Prole
  03/02/24
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mauve deep athletic conference crackhouse
  03/13/24
ur too fat and gay to be of use to them
Chocolate harsh station shitlib
  03/02/24
I can eat an FPV drone like anyone else.
Mewling Garnet Milk
  03/02/24
ur too much of a coward
Chocolate harsh station shitlib
  03/02/24
I am a loyal servant of the empire and am sad I have but one...
Mewling Garnet Milk
  03/02/24
lmao
180 Business Firm
  03/03/24
you'll get raped and pissed on by the russians as hazing bef...
razzle pozpig orchestra pit
  03/03/24
...
self-centered multi-colored hell idiot
  03/03/24
Sounds Ruinous. I noticed like a lot of random Reddit commen...
Plum Personal Credit Line Regret
  03/02/24
Background: I noticed I was shtting blood the past few month...
crystalline galvanic library
  03/02/24
Like fresh red blood or dried dark blood
very tactful well-lubricated dragon
  03/02/24
Red, not dark blood
crystalline galvanic library
  03/02/24
I probably have ass cancer too
very tactful well-lubricated dragon
  03/02/24
i think he's right that by far the most likely cause of this...
Arousing hospital french chef
  03/03/24
usually bright red blood is hemorrhoids. what kind of quack...
pale marvelous nowag
  03/03/24
If there are lesions in his colon that can lead to bright re...
Trip effete organic girlfriend theater stage
  03/03/24
I believe that's before he already had his ass probed, which...
razzmatazz range
  03/03/24
" eat relatively healthy compared to most Americans.&qu...
Racy kitty
  03/03/24
Why are so many young people getting ass cancer lately? Is i...
Self-absorbed tantric native mental disorder
  03/11/24
Our food supply is poisoned with GC chemicals and people, be...
Narrow-minded slippery place of business area
  03/11/24
vaxxed?
carnelian forum
  03/02/24
...
awkward masturbator
  03/02/24
...
supple frum stead lettuce
  03/02/24
When is OP going to answer this?
awkward masturbator
  03/02/24
the lack of answer is the answer
supple frum stead lettuce
  03/02/24
...
180 Business Firm
  03/03/24
...
appetizing space
  03/11/24
the wages of sin (gay anal sex) is death
Startled Bearded Box Office Goyim
  03/02/24
I’m gay. (In the luisian sense) Never had gay anal ...
crystalline galvanic library
  03/02/24
For real? In that case it will be easy for u to accept your ...
Nighttime high-end church building
  03/02/24
That was a joke. Im married with a family
crystalline galvanic library
  03/02/24
Damn I wonder how that happens sometimes people present with...
Nighttime high-end church building
  03/02/24
It’s better to not know these things imo
Sienna provocative garrison gaping
  03/02/24
it's all a health insurance billmaxxxnig fraud
Chocolate harsh station shitlib
  03/02/24
Not sure I agree
crystalline galvanic library
  03/02/24
nice flame, butt boy
excitant cordovan gay wizard
  03/02/24
No, just venting for therapeutic purposes I guess. I&rsq...
crystalline galvanic library
  03/02/24
colon cancer is actually not that rare for oldmos (45+)
stimulating fiercely-loyal lay cuckoldry
  03/02/24
Sorry friend, but you won't die. Don't worry
Talented ruby brunch hairy legs
  03/02/24
Thank you brother. My dr said that he thinks it is in the e...
crystalline galvanic library
  03/02/24
do you routinely have violent receptive anal sex with black ...
fantasy-prone church filthpig
  03/02/24
what could it be if not cancer? GRIDS?
razzmatazz range
  03/02/24
red blood is haemorrhoids. screening would show polyps or di...
pale marvelous nowag
  03/03/24
Reminder, you did this to yourself by living an unhealthy li...
Narrow-minded slippery place of business area
  03/02/24
that sucks, brother. if you do have it, it seems like it's ...
Arousing hospital french chef
  03/02/24
Based on poast so far, even if it ot cancer, he'll be fine.
Narrow-minded slippery place of business area
  03/02/24
Doctors are full of shit, you’re fine
Vermilion senate new version
  03/02/24
(Steve Jobs' ghost)
Duck-like Demanding Market
  03/03/24
"shit"
Self-absorbed tantric native mental disorder
  03/11/24
why did you wait to see a doctor. not trying to kick you whi...
Hairraiser Heaven
  03/03/24
Sucks, bro. I need to make an appointment.
bateful mahogany center
  03/03/24
O fortuitous anal cancer
Turquoise Parlor
  03/03/24
Sorry man, survival rate seems pretty good though according ...
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  03/03/24
twist: google results are all chatgpt 3 fraud, he has days t...
Duck-like Demanding Market
  03/03/24
Imagine how convenient it will be to poop in a bag on your b...
Lake coldplay fan stage
  03/03/24
Did his dick hurt
Silver Death Wish Roast Beef
  03/03/24
Good luck, hoping for the 20% it's not. We can't afford to l...
Iridescent bbw
  03/03/24
how many months of shitting blood did it take for you to go ...
Spruce Angry Spot
  03/03/24
I ignored it for 5-6 months maybe, don’t remember prec...
crystalline galvanic library
  03/03/24
Damn dude - was it episodic blood? Or like months of shittin...
emerald exciting dog poop main people
  03/03/24
Almost every time I shat I noticed a little blood in the sto...
crystalline galvanic library
  03/03/24
Did you have other issues like shitting mucus or constipatio...
very tactful well-lubricated dragon
  03/03/24
Some constipation occasionally. No other symptoms
crystalline galvanic library
  03/03/24
Excellent flame
Plum Personal Credit Line Regret
  03/03/24
i'm going to a gastro this week. apparently i had an insane ...
Duck-like Demanding Market
  03/03/24
I hope this is flame, but fuck you if this is flame brother
cerebral filthy piazza private investor
  03/03/24
Not flaming, friend. It’s so real that i t didn’...
crystalline galvanic library
  03/03/24
Goddamn I hope it doesn’t come back negative. Or wait,...
cerebral filthy piazza private investor
  03/03/24
Dr Confirmed that test results show cancer. Now dr Ordered ...
crystalline galvanic library
  03/11/24
...
impressive plaza
  03/11/24
you'll get through this, brother
Arousing hospital french chef
  03/11/24
immediately cease ALL carbohydrate consumption, eat a strict...
Dun Generalized Bond
  03/11/24
Second on this -- except once you're cancer free for a few y...
Narrow-minded slippery place of business area
  03/11/24
Also -- make sure they sequence your tumors. Keto might not ...
Narrow-minded slippery place of business area
  03/11/24
This is correct. Cancer is a metabolic disease and cancer c...
Racy kitty
  03/11/24
...
Dun Generalized Bond
  03/13/24
We can fight this together, brother. (you'll have to do mo...
cerebral filthy piazza private investor
  03/11/24
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  03/11/24
...
self-centered multi-colored hell idiot
  03/12/24
Dr. got my CT scan scheduled for tomorrow morning, thankfull...
crystalline galvanic library
  03/12/24
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Indecent Gas Station
  03/12/24
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purple cowardly bawdyhouse kitty cat
  03/12/24
Did the ct scan this morning and dr got the results right a...
crystalline galvanic library
  03/13/24
180 brother This is why everyone should get their ass bla...
razzmatazz range
  03/13/24
biannual ass blasting TP
Blue Resort
  03/13/24
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Avocado Alcoholic Dopamine Rehab
  03/13/24
Damn daddy Godspeed
glittery knife theatre
  03/13/24
...
mauve deep athletic conference crackhouse
  03/13/24
Hope it's quick and easy and you make a full recovery, broth...
Blue Resort
  03/13/24
Follow all of my advice about elimination of carbohydrat...
Dun Generalized Bond
  03/13/24
What all can you eat on this diet
bat-shit-crazy location quadroon
  03/14/24
Godspeed, brother.
Lake coldplay fan stage
  03/13/24
Excellent! Time to cut that ass open
Silver Death Wish Roast Beef
  03/13/24
Damn bro - sorry to hear its cancer but you are doing all th...
emerald exciting dog poop main people
  03/14/24
Sounds like you caught it early and are in good shape. My fa...
Avocado Alcoholic Dopamine Rehab
  03/13/24
Ty for the support bros
crystalline galvanic library
  03/13/24
God Speed, brother, you will get through this.
pale marvelous nowag
  03/13/24
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  03/14/24
Make a top 10 to do list in life and poast here
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  03/13/24
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  03/13/24
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crystalline galvanic library
  03/13/24
"Deconstructing Lawrence v. Texas Through Lived Experie...
Blue Resort
  03/14/24
I felt a great deal of emotional pain and grief about this t...
crystalline galvanic library
  03/16/24
I will go to church tomorrow and pray for you and your famil...
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  03/16/24
God Bless you and protect you, my on-line friend. You may no...
pale marvelous nowag
  03/16/24
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honey-headed marketing idea state
  03/16/24
Lol’d at your moniker tyft
crystalline galvanic library
  03/16/24
what was it? are you retarded?
UN peacekeeper
  12/28/25
Wishing you the best bro
mauve deep athletic conference crackhouse
  03/16/24
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impressive plaza
  03/16/24
god bless you cancer diagnosis tp, we are all for you
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  03/16/24
be well and get well, brother.
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  03/16/24
Pulling for you
Stirring sadistic kitchen
  03/16/24
...
Arousing hospital french chef
  03/16/24
Letting a guy that close to your ass is pretty gay
Silver Death Wish Roast Beef
  03/16/24
Good luck and godspeed, friend
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  03/16/24
we're all for you
Indecent Gas Station
  03/16/24
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  03/16/24
We here for you brother
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  03/16/24
problems with the sphincter 10-20 years down the line TP ...
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  03/17/24
Lucky
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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:12 PM
Author: crystalline galvanic library

Now I have to just wait two weeks for confirmation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2/#47457394)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:14 PM
Author: Mewling Garnet Milk

I welcome a stage 4 diagnosis because the wife and I agreed I could go fight and die in Ukraine in that one and only situation. I yearn to die for the empire.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2/#47457395)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:20 PM
Author: Learning Disabled Kink-friendly Prole

The whole bort *crosses fingers*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2/#47457412)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:15 PM
Author: mauve deep athletic conference crackhouse



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:23 PM
Author: Chocolate harsh station shitlib

ur too fat and gay to be of use to them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2/#47457425)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:39 PM
Author: Mewling Garnet Milk

I can eat an FPV drone like anyone else.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2/#47457461)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:54 PM
Author: Chocolate harsh station shitlib

ur too much of a coward

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2/#47457492)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:16 PM
Author: Mewling Garnet Milk

I am a loyal servant of the empire and am sad I have but one stage IV cancer diagnosis to give my Czar.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2/#47457543)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 1:10 AM
Author: 180 Business Firm

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2/#47457856)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:27 AM
Author: razzle pozpig orchestra pit

you'll get raped and pissed on by the russians as hazing before you even get to ukraine. it's the real motivator for you, no doubt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2/#47458473)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 4:50 PM
Author: self-centered multi-colored hell idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2/#47459455)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:15 PM
Author: Plum Personal Credit Line Regret

Sounds Ruinous. I noticed like a lot of random Reddit commenters have cancer btw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2/#47457396)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:16 PM
Author: crystalline galvanic library

Background: I noticed I was shtting blood the past few months so dr said I should do the colonoscopy to be safe because a lot of young people have been getting colon cancer lately. I suspected it was just hemerrhoids so I’m in disbelief that it is likely something much more serious.

Im late 30s, skinny, and eat relatively healthy compared to most Americans.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2/#47457398)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:25 PM
Author: very tactful well-lubricated dragon

Like fresh red blood or dried dark blood

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2/#47457430)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:28 PM
Author: crystalline galvanic library

Red, not dark blood

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2/#47457438)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:49 PM
Author: very tactful well-lubricated dragon

I probably have ass cancer too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2/#47457632)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 9:33 AM
Author: Arousing hospital french chef

i think he's right that by far the most likely cause of this is hemorrhoids, not ass cancer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2/#47458318)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 11:01 AM
Author: pale marvelous nowag

usually bright red blood is hemorrhoids. what kind of quack doctor are you seeing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2/#47458527)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 11:06 AM
Author: Trip effete organic girlfriend theater stage

If there are lesions in his colon that can lead to bright red blood in shit. Various other forms of colitis and Chron’s all have symptoms like this. You’re right that a colon cancer usually shows up as black/older looking blood, but seems like this dude saw something on the scope that looks like a tumor.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2/#47458538)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 11:08 AM
Author: razzmatazz range

I believe that's before he already had his ass probed, which presumably would have discovered hemorrhoids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2/#47458539)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 4:49 PM
Author: Racy kitty

" eat relatively healthy compared to most Americans."

describe what you think health eating is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2/#47459453)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 7:52 PM
Author: Self-absorbed tantric native mental disorder

Why are so many young people getting ass cancer lately? Is it the obvious reason, that they are getting fukt up the shitpipe more than usual?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2/#47484597)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 8:07 PM
Author: Narrow-minded slippery place of business area

Our food supply is poisoned with GC chemicals and people, beyond that, eat absurdly unhealthy diets.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2/#47484631)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:17 PM
Author: carnelian forum

vaxxed?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2/#47457402)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:24 PM
Author: awkward masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2/#47457429)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:47 PM
Author: supple frum stead lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2/#47457477)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:10 PM
Author: awkward masturbator

When is OP going to answer this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2/#47457525)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:12 PM
Author: supple frum stead lettuce

the lack of answer is the answer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2/#47457529)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 1:11 AM
Author: 180 Business Firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2/#47457857)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 8:04 PM
Author: appetizing space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2/#47484626)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:21 PM
Author: Startled Bearded Box Office Goyim

the wages of sin (gay anal sex) is death

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2/#47457418)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:22 PM
Author: crystalline galvanic library

I’m gay. (In the luisian sense)

Never had gay anal sex though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2/#47457422)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:23 PM
Author: Nighttime high-end church building

For real? In that case it will be easy for u to accept your fate. Much harder for younger people who actually have a family.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2/#47457426)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:24 PM
Author: crystalline galvanic library

That was a joke. Im married with a family

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2/#47457428)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:22 PM
Author: Nighttime high-end church building

Damn I wonder how that happens sometimes people present with perforated colon and they did not have any symptoms?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2/#47457423)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:23 PM
Author: Sienna provocative garrison gaping

It’s better to not know these things imo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2/#47457424)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:24 PM
Author: Chocolate harsh station shitlib

it's all a health insurance billmaxxxnig fraud

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2/#47457427)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:32 PM
Author: crystalline galvanic library

Not sure I agree

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2/#47457449)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:25 PM
Author: excitant cordovan gay wizard

nice flame, butt boy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2/#47457432)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:26 PM
Author: crystalline galvanic library

No, just venting for therapeutic purposes I guess.

I’d at least make it a funny or crazier story if i wanted to flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2/#47457436)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:50 PM
Author: stimulating fiercely-loyal lay cuckoldry

colon cancer is actually not that rare for oldmos (45+)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2/#47457480)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:53 PM
Author: Talented ruby brunch hairy legs

Sorry friend, but you won't die. Don't worry

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2/#47457489)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:56 PM
Author: crystalline galvanic library

Thank you brother. My dr said that he thinks it is in the early stages based on what he sees so I should be hopeful about the situation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2/#47457496)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:58 PM
Author: fantasy-prone church filthpig

do you routinely have violent receptive anal sex with black men

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2/#47457502)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:14 PM
Author: razzmatazz range

what could it be if not cancer? GRIDS?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2/#47457536)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 11:32 AM
Author: pale marvelous nowag

red blood is haemorrhoids. screening would show polyps or diverticulitis in the colon. that said, colon cancer, if caught early, is very treatable with high survival rate. hang in there, op. also, you doctor is billmaxxxing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2/#47458597)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:17 PM
Author: Narrow-minded slippery place of business area

Reminder, you did this to yourself by living an unhealthy lifestyle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2/#47457545)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:27 PM
Author: Arousing hospital french chef

that sucks, brother. if you do have it, it seems like it's treatable and the 5 year survival rates are high, so expect you would power through it. tough news though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2/#47457569)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:27 PM
Author: Narrow-minded slippery place of business area

Based on poast so far, even if it ot cancer, he'll be fine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2/#47457574)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:36 PM
Author: Vermilion senate new version

Doctors are full of shit, you’re fine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2/#47457598)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:55 AM
Author: Duck-like Demanding Market

(Steve Jobs' ghost)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2/#47458514)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 7:55 PM
Author: Self-absorbed tantric native mental disorder

"shit"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2/#47484602)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 7:15 AM
Author: Hairraiser Heaven

why did you wait to see a doctor. not trying to kick you while down but I could see myself doing this so trying to figure out the psychology

was it only intermittent, so you could convince yourself "oh it's getting better/going away" every time you shat and DIDNT bleed. or did you know something was wrong, but were just being obstinate?

How do you even find a doctor. I haven't set foot in a dr office (other than peds) for over 15 years now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2/#47458124)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:53 AM
Author: bateful mahogany center

Sucks, bro. I need to make an appointment.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2/#47458509)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:54 AM
Author: Turquoise Parlor

O fortuitous anal cancer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2/#47458512)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 11:37 AM
Author: haunting corner mexican

Sorry man, survival rate seems pretty good though according to google. You will maek it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2/#47458607)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 12:08 PM
Author: Duck-like Demanding Market

twist: google results are all chatgpt 3 fraud, he has days to live

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2/#47458692)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 11:41 AM
Author: Lake coldplay fan stage

Imagine how convenient it will be to poop in a bag on your belt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2/#47458624)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 11:42 AM
Author: Silver Death Wish Roast Beef

Did his dick hurt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2/#47458626)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 4:54 PM
Author: Iridescent bbw

Good luck, hoping for the 20% it's not. We can't afford to lose poasters around this place.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2/#47459470)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 4:55 PM
Author: Spruce Angry Spot

how many months of shitting blood did it take for you to go to the doctor? I'm currently ignoring the shit out of my obviously high blood pressure

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2/#47459476)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 9:03 PM
Author: crystalline galvanic library

I ignored it for 5-6 months maybe, don’t remember precisely. Kept thinking “it’s just hemorrhoids…they’ll get better on their own.” In the back of my mind I knew it could be something worse but didn’t think about that much

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2/#47460304)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 9:32 PM
Author: emerald exciting dog poop main people

Damn dude - was it episodic blood? Or like months of shitting blood constantly everytime? Hoping for the best for you man. Fuck cancer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2/#47460354)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 9:51 PM
Author: crystalline galvanic library

Almost every time I shat I noticed a little blood in the stool, or just blood in the toilet bowl. Some times the blood was more noticeable than others

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2/#47460393)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 9:34 PM
Author: very tactful well-lubricated dragon

Did you have other issues like shitting mucus or constipation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2/#47460359)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 9:52 PM
Author: crystalline galvanic library

Some constipation occasionally. No other symptoms

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2/#47460394)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:43 PM
Author: Plum Personal Credit Line Regret

Excellent flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2/#47460554)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:45 PM
Author: Duck-like Demanding Market

i'm going to a gastro this week. apparently i had an insane number of pre-existing hemorrhoids and the burning acid diarrhea i had from norovirus activated them all. deeply unpleasant, and yet that's still all trivial bullshit compared to cancer. sorry man!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2/#47460557)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:47 PM
Author: cerebral filthy piazza private investor

I hope this is flame, but fuck you if this is flame brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2/#47460561)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:50 PM
Author: crystalline galvanic library

Not flaming, friend. It’s so real that i t didn’t have the balls to post this under my regular moniker

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2/#47460567)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:55 PM
Author: cerebral filthy piazza private investor

Goddamn I hope it doesn’t come back negative. Or wait, positive.

Anyway Brb need to go put some of my faeces in the tube Kaiser sent me and mail it back to them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2/#47460575)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 7:37 PM
Author: crystalline galvanic library

Dr Confirmed that test results show cancer. Now dr Ordered ct scans so that I can determine what stage it is. Dr assured me that it’s likely early stage because I haven’t dropped weight or had any other symptoms besides the blood. If that’s the case it should be treatable with surgery. Will keep the board updated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2/#47484557)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 7:39 PM
Author: impressive plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2/#47484559)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 7:41 PM
Author: Arousing hospital french chef

you'll get through this, brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2/#47484562)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 7:51 PM
Author: Dun Generalized Bond

immediately cease ALL carbohydrate consumption, eat a strict ketogenic diet, with MCT oil (or, much easier on the digestive tract, coconut cream), and take berberine and fenbendazole.

You're welcome.

None of this is at all contraindicated to your doctor's proposed treatments (or radiation, chemo, or immunotherapy).

Your life will be long, my friend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2/#47484590)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 8:04 PM
Author: Narrow-minded slippery place of business area

Second on this -- except once you're cancer free for a few years, switch over to a whole foods organic high fiber, high veggie diet, which is best long term for preventing colon cancer.

Keto is TCR for "starving" colon cancer / micro cancers as they arise.

But my recommended diet above is what you want for real prevention in the first place.

And when you do the Keto, limit animal fats. Do olive oil, avacados, etc and not bacon, butter, etc. And you need to do real Keto -- ie. the kind the proscribe for kids with epilipsy -- not the fake keto diet 95% of people who "do keto" do. That means 80+% of your calories from fat. That means very limited carbs and limited protein.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2/#47484624)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 8:11 PM
Author: Narrow-minded slippery place of business area

Also -- make sure they sequence your tumors. Keto might not be as useful depending on the specific type of colon cancer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2/#47484643)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 8:44 PM
Author: Racy kitty

This is correct. Cancer is a metabolic disease and cancer cells ferment mostly glucose and glutamine. Cancer cells absorb something like 30X the amount of glucose other cells do. You can try to reduce your glutamine intake but it is orders of magnitude lower concentration in your bloodstream at any given time than glucose. You must give up carbs.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2/#47484827)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:27 PM
Author: Dun Generalized Bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2/#47490634)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 8:01 PM
Author: cerebral filthy piazza private investor

We can fight this together, brother.

(you'll have to do most of the fighting, of course, but still)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2/#47484617)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 8:51 PM
Author: Pearly aphrodisiac locale

120

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2/#47484857)



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Date: March 12th, 2024 4:03 PM
Author: self-centered multi-colored hell idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2/#47487296)



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Date: March 12th, 2024 4:00 PM
Author: crystalline galvanic library

Dr. got my CT scan scheduled for tomorrow morning, thankfully. glad i don't have to wait too long .

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2/#47487290)



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Date: March 12th, 2024 4:00 PM
Author: Indecent Gas Station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2/#47487292)



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Date: March 12th, 2024 5:56 PM
Author: purple cowardly bawdyhouse kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2/#47487643)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:11 PM
Author: crystalline galvanic library

Did the ct scan this morning and dr got the results right after. The cancer has not spread anywhere else and doctor thinks this can be cured with surgery. Still need to do an MRI to confirm and know what stage cancer it is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2/#47490544)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:14 PM
Author: razzmatazz range

180 brother

This is why everyone should get their ass blasted every six months

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2/#47490560)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:19 PM
Author: Blue Resort

biannual ass blasting TP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2/#47490575)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:24 PM
Author: Avocado Alcoholic Dopamine Rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2/#47490611)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:15 PM
Author: glittery knife theatre

Damn daddy Godspeed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2/#47490563)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 4:34 PM
Author: mauve deep athletic conference crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2/#47490901)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:18 PM
Author: Blue Resort

Hope it's quick and easy and you make a full recovery, brother.

Peterman, beady eyes narrowing "you call THAT an inflatable donut cushion?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2/#47490572)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:26 PM
Author: Dun Generalized Bond

Follow all of my advice about elimination of carbohydrates, strict ketogenic diet, MCT oil / coconut oil, and berberine and fenbendazole.

Non-negotiable. Do this now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2/#47490626)



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Date: March 14th, 2024 12:07 AM
Author: bat-shit-crazy location quadroon

What all can you eat on this diet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2/#47492201)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 4:39 PM
Author: Lake coldplay fan stage

Godspeed, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2/#47490913)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 7:39 PM
Author: Silver Death Wish Roast Beef

Excellent! Time to cut that ass open

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2/#47491391)



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Date: March 14th, 2024 1:02 PM
Author: emerald exciting dog poop main people

Damn bro - sorry to hear its cancer but you are doing all the right stuff now. Sound its probably still 100% contained which means you can get it cleared up and can get right back to poasting.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2/#47493456)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:27 PM
Author: Avocado Alcoholic Dopamine Rehab

Sounds like you caught it early and are in good shape. My father has kicked like 4 different sets of cancers in his time and still going strong. You'll be okay.

It's a mindfuck to go through I'm sure, but from what ive read - in my personal terrible experience with lots of fucking cancer in lots of people in my family - this is a pretty good result. Go aggressive at it if there is any choice. Get a second opinion if you can and have the cash / time.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2/#47490632)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 7:19 PM
Author: crystalline galvanic library

Ty for the support bros

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2/#47491349)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 7:44 PM
Author: pale marvelous nowag

God Speed, brother, you will get through this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2/#47491411)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 7:52 PM
Author: topaz lascivious dilemma haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2/#47491442)



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Date: March 14th, 2024 12:14 AM
Author: Confused contagious meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2/#47492214)



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Date: March 14th, 2024 12:23 AM
Author: Chartreuse Sickened Background Story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2/#47492237)



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Date: March 14th, 2024 10:22 AM
Author: impressive plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2/#47492803)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 7:56 PM
Author: Laughsome Shrine Wrinkle

Make a top 10 to do list in life and poast here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2/#47491451)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 8:07 PM
Author: razzmatazz range

1-9) sex with men for money

10) become published Law Scholar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2/#47491466)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 11:38 PM
Author: crystalline galvanic library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2/#47492131)



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Date: March 14th, 2024 12:50 PM
Author: Blue Resort

"Deconstructing Lawrence v. Texas Through Lived Experience"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2/#47493423)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 11:31 AM
Author: crystalline galvanic library

I felt a great deal of emotional pain and grief about this the past few days. It felt like the most tense week of my life and I’m feeling a lot lighter and more ar peace after all the crying.

It was quite an intense experience when I went to my oncologist and he almost cried when he first met me because he realized that he treated other members of my family recently (don’t want to get into detail about that). He told me that there’s a possibility I may have to do some chemo to shrink it a bit before surgery but we need more testing before coming up with a treatment plan. He said going straight to surgery has the risk of causing problems with the sphincter 10-20 years down the line but that depends on the size. Anyway, I was really impressed with how kind and caring and knowledgeable this doctor was and it has put me at ease.

It’s all really difficult brothers but I will beat this and feel very positive today 🙏

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2/#47499015)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 11:34 AM
Author: Rose fighting skinny woman hissy fit

I will go to church tomorrow and pray for you and your family

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2/#47499019)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 11:39 AM
Author: pale marvelous nowag

God Bless you and protect you, my on-line friend. You may not know us but you can always come here to vent, and laugh at xo's absurdities to take your mind off things for a while.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2/#47499024)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 11:47 AM
Author: honey-headed marketing idea state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2/#47499030)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 12:24 PM
Author: crystalline galvanic library

Lol’d at your moniker tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2/#47499077)



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Date: December 28th, 2025 2:28 PM
Author: UN peacekeeper

what was it? are you retarded?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2/#49545069)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 2:02 PM
Author: mauve deep athletic conference crackhouse

Wishing you the best bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2/#47499218)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 2:34 PM
Author: impressive plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2/#47499303)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 2:36 PM
Author: pungent soul-stirring brethren chapel

god bless you cancer diagnosis tp, we are all for you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2/#47499307)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 2:55 PM
Author: cerise bespoke field sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2/#47499332)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 4:27 PM
Author: anal concupiscible locus

be well and get well, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2/#47499574)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 4:31 PM
Author: Stirring sadistic kitchen

Pulling for you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2/#47499581)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 7:44 PM
Author: Arousing hospital french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2/#47499904)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 8:12 PM
Author: Silver Death Wish Roast Beef

Letting a guy that close to your ass is pretty gay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2/#47499964)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 8:14 PM
Author: lilac beady-eyed point

Good luck and godspeed, friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2/#47499970)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 11:23 PM
Author: Indecent Gas Station

we're all for you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2/#47500321)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 11:26 PM
Author: abusive nursing home

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=LbhYqV17CoQ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2/#47500324)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 11:55 PM
Author: glittery knife theatre

We here for you brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2/#47500366)



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Date: March 17th, 2024 1:00 AM
Author: cerebral filthy piazza private investor

problems with the sphincter 10-20 years down the line TP

Praying for the health of you and all your sphincters, my brother.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2/#47500440)



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Date: March 17th, 2024 12:11 AM
Author: copper cruel-hearted house

Lucky

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2/#47500386)



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Date: December 28th, 2025 2:33 PM
Author: sensitive to ugliness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2/#49545077)