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shoveling snow is fucking exhausting

there needs to be a paid government work program for 18yos t...
Ozzie Canseco
  01/26/26
The trick is to never lift the snow you just push it
goy orbison
  01/26/26
yeah but theres too much
Ozzie Canseco
  01/26/26
pretty sure a govt program forcing people into national serv...
The Discombobulator
  01/26/26
If you have a large rural/suburban property then just buy a ...
.,.,...,..,.,..:,,:,......,;:.,.:..:.,:,::,.
  01/26/26
U don't have a neighborhood teenager
zesty
  01/26/26
You're supposed to do it periodically WHILE IT'S STILL SNOWI...
Jared Baumeister
  01/26/26
exactly and if it's quite cold (under 20F), thin layers o...
Darnell
  01/26/26
Snow shoveling is a leading cause of death iirc. Your bp is ...
Wes Scantlin
  01/26/26
its lower and raises throughout the day, dumbass
The Discombobulator
  01/26/26
Ya but it’s higher in the morning and that’s whe...
Wes Scantlin
  01/26/26
Emergency rooms see a huge influx of cardiac events and deat...
Emperor CRISPR Chad von Neumann III
  01/26/26
seems like a 180 way to die tbh. just keel over in the snow ...
Talk to your kids about time dilation.
  01/26/26
People need to stay indoors to flatten the curve
Jared Baumeister
  01/26/26
this is true, a lot of people have heart attacks from shovel...
we are definitely claiming fraud trumpmos
  01/26/26
I like it. It gets you outside during winter when there is...
animeboi
  01/26/26
yes and the quiet of a thick layer of snow early in the morn...
Darnell
  01/26/26


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Date: January 26th, 2026 4:52 PM
Author: Ozzie Canseco

there needs to be a paid government work program for 18yos to just go around shoveling people sidewalks and shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5827012&forum_id=2/#49621206)



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Date: January 26th, 2026 4:53 PM
Author: goy orbison

The trick is to never lift the snow you just push it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5827012&forum_id=2/#49621211)



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Date: January 26th, 2026 4:54 PM
Author: Ozzie Canseco

yeah but theres too much

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5827012&forum_id=2/#49621218)



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Date: January 26th, 2026 4:54 PM
Author: The Discombobulator

pretty sure a govt program forcing people into national service would violate the rights of browns, women, fats, etc and face endless lawsuits

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5827012&forum_id=2/#49621220)



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Date: January 26th, 2026 4:55 PM
Author: .,.,...,..,.,..:,,:,......,;:.,.:..:.,:,::,.


If you have a large rural/suburban property then just buy a snowplow or pay someone. If you're just doing your city sidewalk and steps then it's not bad at all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5827012&forum_id=2/#49621225)



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Date: January 26th, 2026 4:56 PM
Author: zesty

U don't have a neighborhood teenager

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5827012&forum_id=2/#49621238)



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Date: January 26th, 2026 4:57 PM
Author: Jared Baumeister

You're supposed to do it periodically WHILE IT'S STILL SNOWING so that you're only shoveling a few inches at a time. If you procrastinate and wait until the next day I won't help you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5827012&forum_id=2/#49621241)



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Date: January 26th, 2026 5:01 PM
Author: Darnell

exactly

and if it's quite cold (under 20F), thin layers of dry snow can be easily blown away with a leaf blower

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5827012&forum_id=2/#49621264)



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Date: January 26th, 2026 4:59 PM
Author: Wes Scantlin

Snow shoveling is a leading cause of death iirc. Your bp is higher in the early morning (when most shovel) and the intense valsavaesque maneuver accompanying pushing a heavy shovel often leads to heart attack and death.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5827012&forum_id=2/#49621258)



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Date: January 26th, 2026 5:00 PM
Author: The Discombobulator

its lower and raises throughout the day, dumbass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5827012&forum_id=2/#49621262)



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Date: January 26th, 2026 5:36 PM
Author: Wes Scantlin

Ya but it’s higher in the morning and that’s when most shovel

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5827012&forum_id=2/#49621414)



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Date: January 26th, 2026 5:00 PM
Author: Emperor CRISPR Chad von Neumann III

Emergency rooms see a huge influx of cardiac events and deaths as a result of couch potatoes shoveling snow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5827012&forum_id=2/#49621261)



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Date: January 26th, 2026 5:02 PM
Author: Talk to your kids about time dilation. (🧐)

seems like a 180 way to die tbh. just keel over in the snow and stop breathing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5827012&forum_id=2/#49621268)



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Date: January 26th, 2026 5:13 PM
Author: Jared Baumeister

People need to stay indoors to flatten the curve

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5827012&forum_id=2/#49621315)



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Date: January 26th, 2026 5:37 PM
Author: we are definitely claiming fraud trumpmos (oppose israel bois)

this is true, a lot of people have heart attacks from shoveling, most people on this website are too old to be shoveling.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5827012&forum_id=2/#49621416)



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Date: January 26th, 2026 5:37 PM
Author: animeboi (.)

I like it. It gets you outside during winter when there is no yard work.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5827012&forum_id=2/#49621417)



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Date: January 26th, 2026 5:38 PM
Author: Darnell

yes and the quiet of a thick layer of snow early in the morning is sublime

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5827012&forum_id=2/#49621419)