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Mega Penis
  06/15/26
(public coursemo)
.,.....,.,.;,.,,,:,.,.,::,...,:,..;,..,
  06/15/26
Lol no
Mega Penis
  06/15/26
it's Monday dumbass. private clubs all close on Mondays.
.,.....,.,.;,.,,,:,.,.,::,...,:,..;,..,
  06/15/26
All of them?? Wow, you know a lot.
Mega Penis
  06/15/26
I do and yes literally all of them close on mondays. it's ju...
.,.....,.,.;,.,,,:,.,.,::,...,:,..;,..,
  06/15/26
Amazing. Such vast knowledge of the world must be burdensom...
Mega Penis
  06/15/26
It isn't at all. Private course = closed on monday. it's t...
.,.....,.,.;,.,,,:,.,.,::,...,:,..;,..,
  06/15/26
lol, ok bud. Amazing to me that you actually believe that n...
Mega Penis
  06/15/26
He's right. Almost every upscale club in the country is clos...
Prolific Pathological Interweb Liar
  06/15/26
caddy golf mondays were fun back in the old days
.,.....,.,.;,.,,,:,.,.,::,...,:,..;,..,
  06/15/26
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Prolific Pathological Interweb Liar
  06/15/26
"private clubs all close on Mondays" maybe OP's...
dha tux
  06/18/26
that could have been the case but yea probably not
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  06/18/26
arent there US open playoffs held on mondays?
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  06/18/26
He did mention "workarounds for some people"
wife doesn't have these cannons
  06/18/26
yes and regular tour events do monday qualifying for the tou...
.,.....,.,.;,.,,,:,.,.,::,...,:,..;,..,
  06/18/26
edit: apparently the us open switched to a same-day playoff....
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  06/18/26
wtf? that's gay as fuck and 18 hole playoff was prestigious...
.,.....,.,.;,.,,,:,.,.,::,...,:,..;,..,
  06/18/26
it's prestigious, but anticlimactic and terrible for fans. w...
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  06/18/26
My prole private club only closes for a maintenance day ~1 M...
Judas Jones
  06/18/26


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Date: June 15th, 2026 6:01 AM
Author: Mega Penis



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874402&forum_id=2/#49939651)



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Date: June 15th, 2026 10:41 AM
Author: .,.....,.,.;,.,,,:,.,.,::,...,:,..;,..,


(public coursemo)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874402&forum_id=2/#49940023)



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Date: June 15th, 2026 5:01 PM
Author: Mega Penis

Lol no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874402&forum_id=2/#49940690)



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Date: June 15th, 2026 5:08 PM
Author: .,.....,.,.;,.,,,:,.,.,::,...,:,..;,..,


it's Monday dumbass. private clubs all close on Mondays.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874402&forum_id=2/#49940715)



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Date: June 15th, 2026 5:09 PM
Author: Mega Penis

All of them?? Wow, you know a lot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874402&forum_id=2/#49940719)



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Date: June 15th, 2026 5:10 PM
Author: .,.....,.,.;,.,,,:,.,.,::,...,:,..;,..,


I do and yes literally all of them close on mondays. it's just one of those things. kind of like using toilet paper instead of your left index finger to wipe your asshole.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874402&forum_id=2/#49940726)



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Date: June 15th, 2026 5:14 PM
Author: Mega Penis

Amazing. Such vast knowledge of the world must be burdensome.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874402&forum_id=2/#49940740)



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Date: June 15th, 2026 5:15 PM
Author: .,.....,.,.;,.,,,:,.,.,::,...,:,..;,..,


It isn't at all. Private course = closed on monday. it's that simple.

Find me one that is open 7 days a week. I'll wait.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874402&forum_id=2/#49940746)



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Date: June 15th, 2026 5:19 PM
Author: Mega Penis

lol, ok bud. Amazing to me that you actually believe that none are "open" or that there aren't workarounds sometimes for some people. Sounds like you've been a guest at some shitty clubs with a newish member.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874402&forum_id=2/#49940771)



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Date: June 15th, 2026 5:16 PM
Author: Prolific Pathological Interweb Liar

He's right. Almost every upscale club in the country is closed on mondays.

It's nice hitting the muni's occasionally.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874402&forum_id=2/#49940751)



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Date: June 15th, 2026 5:18 PM
Author: .,.....,.,.;,.,,,:,.,.,::,...,:,..;,..,


caddy golf mondays were fun back in the old days

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874402&forum_id=2/#49940764)



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Date: June 15th, 2026 5:40 PM
Author: Prolific Pathological Interweb Liar



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874402&forum_id=2/#49940790)



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Date: June 18th, 2026 2:43 PM
Author: dha tux ( )

"private clubs all close on Mondays"

maybe OP's playing in a charity event? even the fanciest places sometimes host events on mondays.

likely not.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874402&forum_id=2/#49946671)



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Date: June 18th, 2026 2:44 PM
Author: .,.....,.,.;,.,,,:,.,.,::,...,:,..;,..,


that could have been the case but yea probably not

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874402&forum_id=2/#49946675)



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Date: June 18th, 2026 2:47 PM
Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,


arent there US open playoffs held on mondays?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874402&forum_id=2/#49946681)



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Date: June 18th, 2026 2:54 PM
Author: wife doesn't have these cannons

He did mention "workarounds for some people"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874402&forum_id=2/#49946688)



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Date: June 18th, 2026 2:56 PM
Author: .,.....,.,.;,.,,,:,.,.,::,...,:,..;,..,


yes and regular tour events do monday qualifying for the tour scrubs to try to get into the field for the week. I highly doubt that applies to the OP.

Jr golf and other random amateur stuff at private clubs they usually have on Mondays as well.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874402&forum_id=2/#49946691)



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Date: June 18th, 2026 2:58 PM
Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,


edit: apparently the us open switched to a same-day playoff. that 18-hole monday playoff was ttt as fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874402&forum_id=2/#49946695)



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Date: June 18th, 2026 3:04 PM
Author: .,.....,.,.;,.,,,:,.,.,::,...,:,..;,..,


wtf? that's gay as fuck and 18 hole playoff was prestigious as fuck. Tiger being forced to grind out a full fifth round at Torrey Pines with a broken tibia and a torn acl was probably the most ballsy golf moment of this century even if it was against rocco mediate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874402&forum_id=2/#49946698)



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Date: June 18th, 2026 3:17 PM
Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,


it's prestigious, but anticlimactic and terrible for fans. wagecucks cant spend monday watching shit shit. plus, most of the monday playoffs havent been so competitive

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874402&forum_id=2/#49946718)



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Date: June 18th, 2026 3:32 PM
Author: Judas Jones

My prole private club only closes for a maintenance day ~1 Monday per month.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874402&forum_id=2/#49946767)