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My mom refuses to give me back my butt plugs

My mom pet sat this weekend and we have a box that has all o...
Racy feces institution
  08/18/13
Describe how you use the buttplugs. What did your wife say?...
Cracking nighttime sweet tailpipe
  08/18/13
No, I think my mom threw them away. We use them usually whe...
Racy feces institution
  08/18/13
Do you use the plug on yourself? What's your wifes opinion ...
Cracking nighttime sweet tailpipe
  08/18/13
She was like, "wtf, those are ours she needs to bring t...
Racy feces institution
  08/18/13
Describe "everyone." Has your mother confiscated ...
Cracking nighttime sweet tailpipe
  08/18/13
She took: -three butt plugs -bondage tape -nipple c...
Racy feces institution
  08/18/13
What does your wife look like? ARe you a cuck? Does she ta...
Cracking nighttime sweet tailpipe
  08/18/13
6.5 face, 9.5 body. No. Yes.
Racy feces institution
  08/18/13
Did you introduce her to your sickness or was she already a ...
Cracking nighttime sweet tailpipe
  08/18/13
She has an extremely healthy sex life. Sometimes. American...
Racy feces institution
  08/18/13
i dont want to nitpick here but two of these answers do not ...
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  08/18/13
She takes the BBC when she wants but I'm not a cuck.
Racy feces institution
  08/18/13
k
bat shit crazy lascivious potus mexican
  08/18/13
but you do have the herp because she takes the BBC, correct?
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Lol, no. She stole my sex toys and won't engage on the issu...
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  08/18/13
She left the vibrators, which is bullshit.
Racy feces institution
  08/18/13
what is a butt plug
Bonkers stag film
  08/18/13
Ask her how she knew what they were.
aggressive doctorate
  08/18/13
She refuses to acknowledge what they are. She just took the...
Racy feces institution
  08/18/13
DESCRIBE how you confronted her
aggressive doctorate
  08/18/13
I called her and said, "Mom, did you take some of our s...
Racy feces institution
  08/18/13
180
aggressive doctorate
  08/18/13
What did she say back?
Cracking nighttime sweet tailpipe
  08/18/13
She said that they were inappropriate and I said you don't e...
Racy feces institution
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Has she taken stuff before? Did she ever catch you jacking ...
Cracking nighttime sweet tailpipe
  08/18/13
No. My dad did once.
Racy feces institution
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EXPLAIN
Cracking nighttime sweet tailpipe
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I locked my door and was jerking off and my dad knocked and ...
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180 will do.
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She’s watching the grandkids now.
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ok, describe why your mom has access to your sex toy collect...
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She was pet sitting. Bigloler.
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Some great reasons to never have kids itt.
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Steal them back.
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UPDATE?
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We got new butt plugs.
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ugh dude ur living the life condoms?
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of course
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do u nut in the other girls or pull out
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jelly as fuck my GF wont let me put anything in her butt :(
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My mom took one of my vibrators :(
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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:06 PM
Author: Racy feces institution

My mom pet sat this weekend and we have a box that has all our sex toys. She apparently went through that side of the bedroom and took several things she disapproved of. I asked her where our butt plugs were and she took such offense she hung up on me. I made her angry when I said that she didn't even know if they were for me or my wife.

Lol, I really doubt we're getting these butt plugs back (two for wife, one for me).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#23867185)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:09 PM
Author: Cracking nighttime sweet tailpipe

Describe how you use the buttplugs. What did your wife say? Do you think mommy is plugging right now?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#23867221)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:11 PM
Author: Racy feces institution

No, I think my mom threw them away. We use them usually when we are engaged in some bdsm and playing with each other. Wife and I both like to be tied up and used by the other.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#23867231)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:17 PM
Author: Cracking nighttime sweet tailpipe

Do you use the plug on yourself? What's your wifes opinion of your mother playing with your assplugs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#23867289)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:18 PM
Author: Racy feces institution

She was like, "wtf, those are ours she needs to bring them back."

I'm pretty much ready to let those plugs walk. We use plugs on everyone.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#23867301)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:28 PM
Author: Cracking nighttime sweet tailpipe

Describe "everyone." Has your mother confiscated other items?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#23867380)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:32 PM
Author: Racy feces institution

She took:

-three butt plugs

-bondage tape

-nipple clamps

-ball gag

She left:

-rope

-two vibrators

-blindfold

Wife and I have other sexual partners and both love anal penetration.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#23867419)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:36 PM
Author: Cracking nighttime sweet tailpipe

What does your wife look like? ARe you a cuck? Does she take the BBC?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#23867454)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:37 PM
Author: Racy feces institution

6.5 face, 9.5 body. No. Yes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#23867458)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:43 PM
Author: Cracking nighttime sweet tailpipe

Did you introduce her to your sickness or was she already a deviant. Does she STILL take that BBC? Also, what's her race.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#23867520)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:44 PM
Author: Racy feces institution

She has an extremely healthy sex life. Sometimes. American.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#23867537)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:44 PM
Author: bat shit crazy lascivious potus mexican

i dont want to nitpick here but two of these answers do not seem to be in order

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#23867536)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:45 PM
Author: Racy feces institution

She takes the BBC when she wants but I'm not a cuck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#23867542)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:45 PM
Author: bat shit crazy lascivious potus mexican

k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#23867545)



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Date: August 11th, 2021 4:54 AM
Author: filthy bipolar police squad

but you do have the herp because she takes the BBC, correct?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#42929291)



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Date: August 19th, 2013 4:05 AM
Author: Clear Dysfunction

seriously LOLing at your mom's tacit acceptance of light bondage in this poast.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#23869434)



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Date: November 7th, 2018 10:05 PM
Author: Infuriating orange personal credit line menage



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Date: November 7th, 2018 9:55 PM
Author: Laughsome Pontificating Meetinghouse



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Date: July 15th, 2026 8:11 PM
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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:07 PM
Author: Cerebral area

(millenial problems)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#23867194)



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Date: August 19th, 2013 4:06 AM
Author: Clear Dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#23869437)



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Date: August 7th, 2014 1:33 AM
Author: Pink 180 persian



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Date: August 31st, 2014 6:15 PM
Author: French Den People Who Are Hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#26243294)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:07 PM
Author: hyperventilating impressive market bbw

Holy shit not flame?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#23867198)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:09 PM
Author: Racy feces institution

Lol, no. She stole my sex toys and won't engage on the issue.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#23867211)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:12 PM
Author: electric jewess stain

180000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#23867237)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:13 PM
Author: Racy feces institution

She left the vibrators, which is bullshit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#23867246)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:18 PM
Author: Bonkers stag film

what is a butt plug

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#23867299)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:20 PM
Author: aggressive doctorate

Ask her how she knew what they were.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#23867309)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:21 PM
Author: Racy feces institution

She refuses to acknowledge what they are. She just took them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#23867317)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:29 PM
Author: aggressive doctorate

DESCRIBE how you confronted her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#23867386)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:34 PM
Author: Racy feces institution

I called her and said, "Mom, did you take some of our sex toys" and she was like wtf and I was like where are our butt plugs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#23867430)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:35 PM
Author: aggressive doctorate

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#23867448)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:35 PM
Author: Cracking nighttime sweet tailpipe

What did she say back?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#23867449)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:38 PM
Author: Racy feces institution

She said that they were inappropriate and I said you don't even know who they are for and she hung up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#23867470)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:43 PM
Author: Cracking nighttime sweet tailpipe

Has she taken stuff before? Did she ever catch you jacking your pissworm as a kid?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#23867527)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:45 PM
Author: Racy feces institution

No. My dad did once.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#23867544)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:53 PM
Author: Cracking nighttime sweet tailpipe

EXPLAIN

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#23867640)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:58 PM
Author: Racy feces institution

I locked my door and was jerking off and my dad knocked and he was like, "Are you doing something you shouldn't be doing" and I was like, "No, I'm just masturbating" and he was like "Open the door" and I was like "Are you sure" and he was like "Yeah" so I put my pants on and opened the door and was like "What" and he looked at me and was like, "What are you doing?" and I was like "Chilling out and masturbating" and he left.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#23867718)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 11:03 PM
Author: Cracking nighttime sweet tailpipe

Why is your family obsessed with what you do with your pissworm? What is one fetish you haven't participated in. Did your father ever diddle you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#23867767)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:26 PM
Author: titillating geriatric voyeur



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:01 PM
Author: flesh flickering new version



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Date: November 26th, 2018 4:13 PM
Author: Infuriating orange personal credit line menage

crying laughing at this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#37304247)



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Date: December 7th, 2019 2:48 PM
Author: Galvanic trailer park



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Date: August 7th, 2014 1:28 AM
Author: Soul-stirring temple genital piercing

criminally underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#26078314)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:29 PM
Author: Out-of-control slap-happy marketing idea

Did you take out your ear lobe rings and tear down your HOPE poster in protest you degenerate little shitmillenial?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#23867394)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:32 PM
Author: aggressive doctorate

Tell her that if you can't trust her to not go through your shit and steal your butt plugs then how could you ever possibly trust her to watch her future grandchildren.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#23867420)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:34 PM
Author: Racy feces institution

180 will do.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#23867432)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 11:02 PM
Author: Hairless codepig theater stage



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Date: August 19th, 2013 1:20 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle bronze station ratface



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Date: August 31st, 2014 6:20 PM
Author: Clear Dysfunction



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:15 PM
Author: Racy feces institution



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Date: August 30th, 2018 1:50 PM
Author: Racy feces institution

She’s watching the grandkids now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#36716006)



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Date: November 26th, 2018 4:13 PM
Author: Beta wrinkle brethren



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:34 PM
Author: vivacious abnormal library goal in life

shes probably nervously drinking wine, crossarmed, staring at them from across the room trying to work up the courage.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#23867435)



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Date: August 19th, 2013 1:17 AM
Author: Talented senate lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#23868891)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 1:55 PM
Author: Supple Sticky Turdskin Theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#23902883)



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Date: August 31st, 2014 6:25 PM
Author: at-the-ready site shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#26243334)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:40 PM
Author: Dull Greedy Corner Ladyboy

180 thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#23867499)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:56 PM
Author: Rose rambunctious hall

probably best thread title of the year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#23867683)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:57 PM
Author: razzle indian lodge

180 idea, 160 execution on the flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#23867707)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:59 PM
Author: Racy feces institution

Fuck you, not flame bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#23867723)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 11:18 PM
Author: razzle indian lodge

ok, describe why your mom has access to your sex toy collection?

describe your current lifestyle? (assuming you are not a Treeman pumo)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#23867950)



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Date: August 7th, 2014 1:15 AM
Author: Racy feces institution

She was pet sitting. Bigloler.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#26078247)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:51 PM
Author: hairraiser up-to-no-good state

Some great reasons to never have kids itt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#23867615)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:55 PM
Author: Rose rambunctious hall

why did EPAH go pumo doe?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#23867673)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 11:01 PM
Author: bat shit crazy lascivious potus mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#23867750)



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Date: August 19th, 2013 1:20 AM
Author: Mind-boggling parlour

180 thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#23868899)



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Date: August 19th, 2013 8:37 PM
Author: Talented senate lettuce

Steal them back.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#23877794)



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Date: October 22nd, 2013 12:30 PM
Author: aggressive doctorate

UPDATE?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#24284373)



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Date: August 7th, 2014 1:11 AM
Author: Racy feces institution

We got new butt plugs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#26078236)



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Date: August 7th, 2014 1:28 AM
Author: Soul-stirring temple genital piercing

pics? did you spring for an Earl this time? (the Cadillac of gentlemen's plugs)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#26078311)



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Date: August 4th, 2014 3:33 AM
Author: Clear Dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#26057177)



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Date: August 4th, 2014 3:34 AM
Author: exciting startling office milk



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Date: August 7th, 2014 1:19 AM
Author: exciting startling office milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#26078273)



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Date: August 30th, 2014 3:38 AM
Author: Clear Dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#26235282)



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Date: August 31st, 2014 6:19 PM
Author: at-the-ready site shitlib

WHAT THE FUCK



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#26243306)



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Date: February 28th, 2015 3:24 AM
Author: Racy feces institution

I like that THIS thread bothers you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#27404806)



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Date: November 11th, 2014 1:40 PM
Author: electric jewess stain



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Date: November 11th, 2014 1:47 PM
Author: Pink 180 persian



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Date: December 4th, 2014 10:22 PM
Author: Racy feces institution



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:21 PM
Author: Onyx concupiscible cumskin pistol

Jesus Christ.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#28608159)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:23 PM
Author: Stirring haunted graveyard national security agency

any tips on how i can get my gf to be a sexual deviant with me?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#28608172)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:24 PM
Author: Racy feces institution

Be honest. You'd be surprised. Ask her for her darkest fantasies and no matter what be way into it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#28608175)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:26 PM
Author: Stirring haunted graveyard national security agency

ive broached the topic. i basically tell her that i wanna try everything with her. i think she thinks that means like costumes. i dont think she could even comprehend the fact that i like being penetrated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#28608189)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:28 PM
Author: Racy feces institution

Make up some story about how you discovered it as a teenager by accident, but it will make you so hot if she fingers your ass and just make sure you're super clean.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#28608198)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:42 PM
Author: Stirring haunted graveyard national security agency

i dunno its more than just getting fingered its more about being someones little bitch. not sure she could deliver :( should i just buy her a strap on for her birthday?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#28608252)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:46 PM
Author: Racy feces institution

Show her the porn you like and give her some choice Dan Savage columns about sissycucks like yourself and the importance of being good giving and game.

Honestly, if that's your thing it's better to find a chick into it than wife someone who is not. The key is to bring it up by the second or third date.

Seriously though most chicks I've dated (alt) are WAY into penetrating their men.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#28608261)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:48 PM
Author: Stirring haunted graveyard national security agency

ive told her to read savage repeatedly she says she will but doesnt. i dunno man i really do love her. dont wanna give it all up for some fleeting orgasms...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#28608269)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:09 PM
Author: carnelian bearded shrine quadroon

Liking someone is the worst, it makes it impossible to make rational decisions

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#28608371)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:10 PM
Author: Stirring haunted graveyard national security agency

not to mention at this point ive consumed the best years of her life. to cut her loose wuld just be fucking dick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#28608376)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:49 PM
Author: Stirring haunted graveyard national security agency

where do u meet alt girls? like fetlife?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#28608273)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:08 PM
Author: Racy feces institution

I've been out of the game for a while, but OKCupid and punk rock shows are good starts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#28608361)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:09 PM
Author: Stirring haunted graveyard national security agency

cr

congrats on getting to watch other dudes fuck ur wife. sounds so hot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#28608373)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:29 PM
Author: carnelian bearded shrine quadroon

ATD.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#28608205)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:29 PM
Author: Racy feces institution

Nah, I wifed.

Oh, you mean my mom? Gonna pass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#28608207)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:35 PM
Author: offensive cream orchestra pit

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#28608227)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:03 PM
Author: Glittery Fiercely-loyal Spot

you on fetlife bro?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#28608336)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:08 PM
Author: Racy feces institution

Yeah.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#28608362)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:14 PM
Author: Stirring haunted graveyard national security agency

as a couple or individually? are u allowed to play by urself?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#28608393)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:18 PM
Author: Racy feces institution

You have to be individuals on Fetlife and she's not on there.

We do same room only. More my rule than hers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#28608408)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:19 PM
Author: Stirring haunted graveyard national security agency

ugh dude ur living the life

condoms?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#28608417)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 2:54 PM
Author: Racy feces institution

of course

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#28608928)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 5:49 PM
Author: Stirring haunted graveyard national security agency

do u nut in the other girls or pull out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#28609981)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 2:55 PM
Author: Bonkers stag film

jelly as fuck

my GF wont let me put anything in her butt :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#28608935)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 3:02 PM
Author: Racy feces institution

I woke up this morning and licked the shit out of her asshole for about 10 minutes and fingered it while she fingered my taint. Then I made pancakes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#28608983)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 3:04 PM
Author: Bonkers stag film

yolo bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#28608995)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 3:02 PM
Author: transparent odious mad cow disease headpube

My mom took one of my vibrators :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#28608989)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 3:03 PM
Author: Racy feces institution

why just one?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#28608993)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 3:08 PM
Author: transparent odious mad cow disease headpube

She found one in my bed. The rest were in a box which I don't think she found. I don't have the courage to ask about it though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#28609018)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 5:13 PM
Author: Stirring haunted graveyard national security agency

hot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#28609712)



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Date: May 28th, 2018 11:37 PM
Author: Ruddy home



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Date: May 28th, 2018 11:58 PM
Author: claret medicated school

what the fuck is going on in here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#36142848)



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Date: May 29th, 2018 12:18 AM
Author: fragrant dingle berry

yeah gonna need an update op

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#36142930)



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Date: May 29th, 2018 12:41 AM
Author: sooty gaming laptop psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#36143011)



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Date: November 7th, 2018 8:20 PM
Author: Racy feces institution

We had to buy new ones.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#37184911)



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Date: May 15th, 2020 9:18 AM
Author: alcoholic rehab



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Date: July 15th, 2026 8:08 PM
Author: valar vettiri morghulis



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Date: May 29th, 2018 12:52 AM
Author: pale self-absorbed dilemma party of the first part

this thread is crazy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#36143038)



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Date: November 7th, 2018 11:51 PM
Author: yellow foreskin

great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#37186435)



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Date: November 26th, 2018 4:11 PM
Author: thriller crackhouse

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#37304238)



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Date: November 26th, 2018 4:14 PM
Author: Balding Theatre

180 thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#37304252)



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Date: November 26th, 2018 4:14 PM
Author: Infuriating orange personal credit line menage



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Date: December 7th, 2019 2:49 PM
Author: Milky insanely creepy ape



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Date: May 15th, 2020 9:05 AM
Author: sooty gaming laptop psychic



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Date: May 15th, 2020 9:14 AM
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Date: May 15th, 2020 9:20 AM
Author: Soul-stirring temple genital piercing

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Date: August 5th, 2025 2:06 PM
Author: Racy feces institution



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Date: August 11th, 2021 3:24 AM
Author: Ruddy home



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Date: July 15th, 2026 8:12 PM
Author: Jesus Christ I'm online again

180 thread

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