The office park where I rent an office for my solo "law firm" has a nail salon that's almost exclusively frequented by black women. Sometimes when I grab lunch or a drink from the cafe next door, I'll sit at one of the tables outside to chill for a bit

I'm a big guy and pretty handsome too (that's what women always tell me) and so I frequently catch the eyes of black women checking me out as they head in or out of the nail salon. I'm usually dressed in a fitted blazer, designer stonewashed jeans, and pit viper sunglasses, so I really stand out compared to the rest of the "men" these ladies are used to

In the past couple weeks I've had several black chicks come over to me and strike up a conversation, clearly interested in me. Usually they will twirl their straightened hair and lick their lips and laugh at all my corny jokes and latest tales of gaming exploits. I've gotten a couple numbers and I'm going to set up a date with a "thicc" girl who was wearing an anime tank top and short jean cut-off shorts

I've been practicing my "ebonics" in the mirror and I've honestly gotten pretty good at it. I think black girls might be the niche I'm looking for in my love life. We'll see what unfolds this weekend when I meet LaShawwnya at Dave & Busters

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