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2025 EOY Net Worth Check-in
| Doobsian Floppy Theatre | 12/16/25 |
| Irradiated Bawdyhouse Athletic Conference | 12/16/25 |
| Doobsian Floppy Theatre | 12/16/25 |
| Irradiated Bawdyhouse Athletic Conference | 12/16/25 |
| Doobsian Floppy Theatre | 12/16/25 |
| Walnut goyim | 12/20/25 |
| free-loading casino | 12/19/25 |
| Sinister Site Black Woman | 12/20/25 |
| Khaki offensive pisswyrm home | 12/19/25 |
| Doobsian Floppy Theatre | 12/20/25 |
| Khaki offensive pisswyrm home | 12/20/25 |
| Sinister Site Black Woman | 12/20/25 |
| appetizing space | 12/16/25 |
| Sinister Site Black Woman | 12/20/25 |
| appetizing space | 12/22/25 |
| cracking mauve brethren | 12/16/25 |
| Doobsian Floppy Theatre | 12/16/25 |
| cracking mauve brethren | 12/16/25 |
| Insane Roast Beef | 12/16/25 |
| slap-happy voyeur | 12/19/25 |
| Insane Roast Beef | 12/19/25 |
| rusted water buffalo | 12/20/25 |
| crusty 180 university people who are hurt | 12/16/25 |
| racy plaza stain | 12/16/25 |
| Sinister Site Black Woman | 12/20/25 |
| Flushed pervert tanning salon | 12/20/25 |
| geriatric cobalt marketing idea turdskin | 12/16/25 |
| citrine soggy keepsake machete electric furnace | 12/20/25 |
| geriatric cobalt marketing idea turdskin | 12/23/25 |
| Irradiated Bawdyhouse Athletic Conference | 12/16/25 |
| Sinister Site Black Woman | 12/20/25 |
| Lascivious Alcoholic Theater Stage | 12/21/25 |
| Irradiated Bawdyhouse Athletic Conference | 12/16/25 |
| Flushed pervert tanning salon | 12/16/25 |
| geriatric cobalt marketing idea turdskin | 12/19/25 |
| Flushed pervert tanning salon | 12/19/25 |
| yapping bateful friendly grandma | 12/19/25 |
| ruddy azn prole | 12/19/25 |
| Doobsian Floppy Theatre | 12/19/25 |
| vivacious apoplectic sanctuary | 12/19/25 |
| vivacious apoplectic sanctuary | 12/19/25 |
| Awkward Costumed Ticket Booth Mother | 12/19/25 |
| ruddy azn prole | 12/19/25 |
| Aquamarine school hissy fit | 12/19/25 |
| appetizing space | 12/19/25 |
| Walnut goyim | 12/20/25 |
| Zippy submissive corn cake | 12/22/25 |
| Flesh Digit Ratio | 12/19/25 |
| Trip adulterous milk quadroon | 12/19/25 |
| Cowardly Hairraiser Macaca Masturbator | 12/19/25 |
| Flushed pervert tanning salon | 12/19/25 |
| Cowardly Hairraiser Macaca Masturbator | 12/19/25 |
| gay stimulating twinkling uncleanness hominid | 12/20/25 |
| self-absorbed red hall | 12/19/25 |
| stirring abusive puppy | 12/19/25 |
| cracking mauve brethren | 12/19/25 |
| Sooty Sandwich Idea He Suggested | 12/20/25 |
| Charismatic windowlicker persian | 12/19/25 |
| slap-happy voyeur | 12/19/25 |
| Azure big death wish | 12/19/25 |
| copper trust fund | 12/20/25 |
| honey-headed dashing private investor | 12/20/25 |
| Flushed pervert tanning salon | 12/20/25 |
| Sinister Site Black Woman | 12/20/25 |
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| jade motley stag film | 12/20/25 |
| galvanic trailer park son of senegal | 12/20/25 |
| Trip adulterous milk quadroon | 12/20/25 |
| jade motley stag film | 12/21/25 |
| vivacious apoplectic sanctuary | 12/20/25 |
| Lascivious Alcoholic Theater Stage | 12/20/25 |
| Khaki offensive pisswyrm home | 12/21/25 |
| Lascivious Alcoholic Theater Stage | 12/22/25 |
| Khaki offensive pisswyrm home | 12/23/25 |
| Lascivious Alcoholic Theater Stage | 12/23/25 |
| Violent cerebral shrine boistinker | 12/22/25 |
| rusted water buffalo | 12/22/25 |
| rusted water buffalo | 12/23/25 |
| contagious round eye school cafeteria | 12/22/25 |
| Zippy submissive corn cake | 12/22/25 |
| ,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,.,..,:,.,.:.:.,:.::,. | 01/18/26 |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 8:56 AM Author: Doobsian Floppy Theatre 43yo, interest rates are fucking shit.
$150K cash
$0K crypto (sold all this year)
$0 silver (sold all this year)
$125K house less mortgage
=$275K
+$1.1MM retirement
=$1.375 MM
[+$300K kids college accounts] |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:15 PM Author: Irradiated Bawdyhouse Athletic Conference This is frankly very sad.... How have you posted on here for this long and not learned to make more money like the rest of us? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/#49513952) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:17 PM Author: Doobsian Floppy Theatre lmao always a fucking pumo. I am on cruise control, brother, I am very happy with a gaggle of children in a low COL area and a SWeet life, and I donate a lot to charities. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/#49513962) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:20 PM Author: Irradiated Bawdyhouse Athletic Conference My retard father in law does this charity BS giving thing. He also wears a 20 year old coat but he has like $10 million in the bank and gives his kids shit. Fuck him. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/#49513982) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:22 PM Author: Doobsian Floppy Theatre You can see I've sacked away mid-six figures to hand off to my children for college, pumo. Sorry u have shit genes. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/#49513988) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 12:53 AM Author: Walnut goyim Aren't you rich anyway? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/#49524279) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 4:21 PM Author: free-loading casino It’s ARE reptile and I can promise you that you wouldn’t envy his life. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/#49523285) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:34 AM Author: Sinister Site Black Woman Excuse me?? He drives a 2011 C-Class. He's envied by many. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/#49524341) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 4:23 PM Author: Khaki offensive pisswyrm home You’re responding to Are Reptile, who claims to have done family law at Quinn Emanuel and says he makes around $1 million in house even though he’s a compliance monkey, a job commonly held by mouthbreathers. In other words, he’s a liar. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/#49523286) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 9:57 AM Author: Doobsian Floppy Theatre brother I have no idea who the fucking pumos are on this site, but ty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/#49524883) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 10:11 AM Author: Khaki offensive pisswyrm home glad to help.
i'm with you, i usually have no idea how people know who pumos are, but his is very distinctive (morse code style), and his obnoxious jewish personality makes it very clear, in case you aren't 100% sure it's him.
this assclown paid sticker at Tulane and claims to have been at one of the most notorious biglaw sweatshops (where they evidently have a shitlaw practice - divorces for rich people), after which he jumped to a compliance job at a bank. but he doesn't make $225k with bonus, no sir. he makes about a million a year. plus he invented a financial product while clerking for alito on the third circuit or something like that. this guy is a bitch ass faggot. |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:33 AM Author: Sinister Site Black Woman You're doing great (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/#49524340) |
Date: December 16th, 2025 8:58 AM Author: appetizing space $3.384M (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/#49513230) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:37 AM Author: Sinister Site Black Woman Great job. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/#49524345) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2025 10:06 AM Author: appetizing space thanks epah (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/#49530484) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 9:08 AM Author: cracking mauve brethren 43
$2M cash
$2.5M houses (6M - 3.5M in mortgages)
$1.5M Retirement
$1.1M Brokerage account
$400k cars/watches
=$7.5M
Also have kids accounts/college accounts that I'm not counting.
Also, when talking to estate people, they count things like life insurance policies etc in net worth - im not counting that stuff.
Have a big settlement coming in beginning of next year will hopefully get to 10M+
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Date: December 16th, 2025 9:48 AM Author: Doobsian Floppy Theatre ur cars don't count in ur net worth but otherwise nice job (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/#49513354) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 11:04 AM Author: cracking mauve brethren investment ferrari doesn't count? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/#49513509) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 9:47 AM Author: Insane Roast Beef $1,417,155 before today. If I maek it to next year over 1.4m im prob gonna sell a ton and just CHILL earning 4-5% (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/#49513346) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:52 PM Author: slap-happy voyeur I love that I wagecucked myself past your net worth despite having a wife and multiple children. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/#49523610) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:54 PM Author: Insane Roast Beef good for u, i havent worked in over 5 years now (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/#49524198) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 10:03 AM Author: rusted water buffalo $2,148,573 here. I’m trying to keep up. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/#49524905) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 11:05 AM Author: crusty 180 university people who are hurt six figure hell (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/#49513510) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 11:06 AM Author: racy plaza stain 39/$3.7M (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/#49513514) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:38 AM Author: Sinister Site Black Woman Don't sleep on 180 sex offender tp, guys. My NW was around $500K at that age. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/#49524347) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 3:55 AM Author: Flushed pervert tanning salon what year was your first big year? how'd it happen? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/#49524398) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:13 PM Author: geriatric cobalt marketing idea turdskin 38 / $1.8M (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/#49513942) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 12:09 PM Author: citrine soggy keepsake machete electric furnace me too (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/#49525237) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2025 3:11 PM Author: geriatric cobalt marketing idea turdskin It's objectively good but subjectively feels like 50th percentile in a major metro. Still feels like buying a house would make me feel like I'm one month away from losing it, not quite enough to be within striking distance of being comfortable.
I can't complain but can't shake the feeling that I missed the boat somehow. |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:19 PM Author: Irradiated Bawdyhouse Athletic Conference 44/ $475k in checking, ~$600k in 401k, ~$220k in IRA. ~$3 million in real estate (after subtracting mortgages). ~$4.5 million with everything. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/#49513974) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:36 AM Author: Sinister Site Black Woman the checking, tho. At least buy silver or BTC or $TSLA. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/#49524344) |
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Date: December 21st, 2025 8:31 PM Author: Lascivious Alcoholic Theater Stage Checking? Not even an HYSA? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/#49528970) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:22 PM Author: Irradiated Bawdyhouse Athletic Conference I had a call this morning with a founder duder who is worth like ~$10bn and the entire call all I could really think about other than Reg S-X BS was "why is this asshole still hustling like this."
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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:37 PM Author: Flushed pervert tanning salon mid 30s / $1.5m
potentially semi retiring next year |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:54 AM Author: geriatric cobalt marketing idea turdskin In the United States? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/#49522384) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 1:15 PM Author: Flushed pervert tanning salon yeah
i have things i can do in semi retirement that can be enough to sustain me |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:57 AM Author: yapping bateful friendly grandma Late 30s
$200k cash/investments
$1.7 mil if including house/real estate |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:59 AM Author: ruddy azn prole 48 $1.5M retirement + brokerage + hysa
$800k (and falling) fully paid off home
So I guess $2.3M total networth.
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Date: December 19th, 2025 12:02 PM Author: Doobsian Floppy Theatre fully paid off home is 180 brother (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/#49522408) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 12:20 PM Author: vivacious apoplectic sanctuary A paid off house is the ultimate form of unemployment insurance (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/#49522471) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 12:19 PM Author: vivacious apoplectic sanctuary OYT-free thread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/#49522468) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 12:23 PM Author: Awkward Costumed Ticket Booth Mother A lot of 44 year olds ITT claiming mid to late 30s (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/#49522477) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 3:39 PM Author: ruddy azn prole (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/#49523163) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 3:40 PM Author: Aquamarine school hissy fit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/#49523166) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 4:19 PM Author: appetizing space (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/#49523280) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 12:59 AM Author: Walnut goyim (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/#49524286) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2025 10:30 AM Author: Zippy submissive corn cake Cool. Ur net worth? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/#49530533) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 12:24 PM Author: Flesh Digit Ratio $23.08 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/#49522480) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 3:53 PM Author: Trip adulterous milk quadroon can't wait for next year, though. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/#49523204) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 5:48 PM Author: Cowardly Hairraiser Macaca Masturbator Early 40s $7.6m total
$5m in brokerage $1.5 in rental real estate equity 200k in primary residence equity 500k retirement account 400k in small business i bought
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Date: December 19th, 2025 5:52 PM Author: Flushed pervert tanning salon nice, how'd you do it? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/#49523476) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 5:58 PM Author: Cowardly Hairraiser Macaca Masturbator Make huge bets on the market and be correct. I did this 3x (this year was on gold). Should probably take the money and run. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/#49523486) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 12:50 AM Author: gay stimulating twinkling uncleanness hominid You can’t stop what’s coming (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/#49524276) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:02 PM Author: self-absorbed red hall Late 30s, $2.9M (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/#49523495) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:23 PM Author: stirring abusive puppy Late 30s
90% of my NW is directly attributable to Exeunt
$6.6M. |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:35 PM Author: cracking mauve brethren damn u made 6M on eth? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/#49523565) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 4:46 AM Author: Sooty Sandwich Idea He Suggested Same (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/#49524442) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:44 PM Author: Charismatic windowlicker persian Late 30s.
Off the top of my head:
Real estate equity: ~$1mm (between 3 props) Crypto: ~$600k Brokerage: $365k Retirement: ~$350k Cash: ~$30k
(Excludes wife, except to the extent she jointly owns 2 of the 3 of the properties) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:52 PM Author: slap-happy voyeur 47, 1.6M (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/#49523608) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 7:20 PM Author: Azure big death wish Age: 46 Cash: $20k Taxable investment accounts: $500k Traditional retirement accounts: $750k Roth retirement accounts: $750k Home value: $625k Mortgage: -$150k Student loans: -$50k Total: $2.5M Height: 6'1" |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 12:11 AM Author: copper trust fund 42 y/o
1.0M |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 12:55 AM Author: honey-headed dashing private investor 33yo ~$650k total net worth
$450k taxable brokerage: currently 10,000 shares of TQQQ (just bought today); 50 shares MSFT (bought years ago; up 40%); 100 shares TSLA (bought years ago, up >150%).
$10k Roth IRA in generic S&P index
$130k in 401k in generic S&P index
$50k in regular IRA in generic S&P index.
Biglol associate. Married. Wife works but lol. Above does not take into account house worth around 1 mil (still owe a lot on the 5% mortgage). No debt other than the mortgage. |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:35 AM Author: Flushed pervert tanning salon 180 brother (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/#49524343) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:42 AM Author: Sinister Site Black Woman Did xo posters seem "weird" as a middle schooler? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/#49524349) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 4:45 AM Author: Sooty Sandwich Idea He Suggested 39/$7.5 million (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/#49524441) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 5:10 AM Author: jade motley stag film literally I'm broke, in about 150k debt, pray for me brothers (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/#49524455) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 9:42 AM Author: galvanic trailer park son of senegal I am more broke - 300k negative net worth. Only asset is a $30k emergency fund. I am also 46 and single. No hope. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/#49524813) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 1:58 PM Author: Trip adulterous milk quadroon so glad you showed up. you can maek it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/#49525591) |
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Date: December 21st, 2025 7:16 PM Author: jade motley stag film (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/#49528712) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 9:45 AM Author: vivacious apoplectic sanctuary 280,000k (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/#49524826) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 11:28 PM Author: Lascivious Alcoholic Theater Stage Mid-40s, non-lolyer
$3.81M, up from $3.22M EOY 2024 |
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Date: December 21st, 2025 9:16 PM Author: Khaki offensive pisswyrm home how much did you add to ur principal, or is that all investment gains? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/#49529120) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2025 12:58 AM Author: Lascivious Alcoholic Theater Stage I added $60K in new principal to retirement and investment accounts. Another $40K was mortgage principal pay down on rental properties ($32K) and personal residence ($8K). The rest was investment gains. Real estate portfolio was mostly flat this year but stocks went up a lot.
Good question! |
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Date: December 23rd, 2025 5:29 PM Author: Khaki offensive pisswyrm home 180 good job! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/#49534941) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2025 10:05 PM Author: Lascivious Alcoholic Theater Stage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/#49535766) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2025 6:19 AM Author: Violent cerebral shrine boistinker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/#49529986) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2025 6:21 AM Author: rusted water buffalo Just checked and I am at $2,155,262. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/#49529987) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2025 10:11 PM Author: rusted water buffalo $2,179,234. Last 2 days have been good to me. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/#49535771) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2025 7:22 AM Author: contagious round eye school cafeteria $0 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/#49530040) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2025 10:31 AM Author: Zippy submissive corn cake I only check my EOY NW at EOY. Will report back on 12/31 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/#49530537) |
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Date: January 18th, 2026 7:57 AM Author: ,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,.,..,:,.,.:.:.,:.::,. 39, $600k (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/#49598250) |