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Just saw some dude in another apartment jerking off

Was brushing my teeth and saw a light on in another apartmen...
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  03/14/20
"Just watched some dude in another apartment jerking of...
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Go over and help him finish.
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He's obliged to
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*MFH posters furious*
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Did you cum
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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:24 AM
Author: Indecent brass box office half-breed

Was brushing my teeth and saw a light on in another apartment as I stood on my patio. Saw what looked like the back of a computer screen by the window and something weirdly making motion under it. Like shaking. Couldn’t tell what it was. 10 seconds later the guy shifted in his seat and sure enough he was jerking off, I had seen his leg shaking. At that moment he looked up out of his window and must have seen me standing there, because he immediately reached over and shut his blinds.

Fucking hilarious and I can’t call anyone to tell them about it right now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#39761595)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:13 AM
Author: Elite stead

"Just watched some dude in another apartment jerking off"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#39762822)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:30 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac Green Blood Rage

Go over and help him finish.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#39761623)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:32 AM
Author: vivacious ruby corner personal credit line

He's obliged to

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#39761632)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:16 AM
Author: Wine soul-stirring windowlicker dragon

cr. bro code.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#39762852)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:33 AM
Author: Passionate buck-toothed telephone mother

Apartments are prole.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#39761641)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:57 AM
Author: Indecent brass box office half-breed

These are condos with a rental limit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#39762489)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 12:10 PM
Author: drunken wonderful theater stage factory reset button

*MFH posters furious*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#39763185)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:42 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Green Blood Rage

upset

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#39763589)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:41 AM
Author: Cream Hospital Crotch

Twist: he can't get off without an audience

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#39761676)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:43 AM
Author: Mustard Headpube Menage

Watching other guys jerk off is hilarious lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#39761684)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:58 AM
Author: Indecent brass box office half-breed

This time it was. Whole thing took place over the course of 15 seconds

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#39762490)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:47 AM
Author: irradiated alcoholic pozpig double fault

Did you cum

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#39761685)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:48 AM
Author: Exciting flesh hairy legs

Would you mind giving me some privacy next time?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#39761687)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 3:43 PM
Author: shimmering bateful native affirmative action



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Date: March 14th, 2020 3:11 AM
Author: bat shit crazy maroon theater love of her life

seriously breach of etiquette on his part to not at least SPRAY in your general direction

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#39761794)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 7:28 AM
Author: tripping comical spot idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#39762077)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 10:10 AM
Author: lavender roommate hominid

Totally normal that you stared at this guy for at least 20 seconds

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#39762535)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 10:15 AM
Author: floppy feces place of business

he did the right thing. pretty gay of the other guy to close the blinds

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#39762551)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 10:29 AM
Author: Indecent brass box office half-breed

I was trying to figure out what the hell was going on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#39762620)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 10:18 AM
Author: mewling iridescent kitty



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Date: March 14th, 2020 10:18 AM
Author: chestnut main people range

Lol

Doodikoff totally chill just watching another man beat off

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#39762567)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 10:38 AM
Author: grizzly people who are hurt kitchen

(faggot)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#39762670)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 10:48 AM
Author: vibrant gaming laptop

(Faggot)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#39762725)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:09 AM
Author: Indecent brass box office half-breed

ALSO - I had an amazing second date last night. Better than I've had in years. She even mentioned that we seemed like soul mates during the date, and we kissed. Cool as fuck girl, very good looking.

I was drunk when I saw this jerk off episode, just gotten home from a great date and was brushing my teeth when I saw this happen. I stupidly sent her a text that I just caught a guy jerking off and that he had hilariously shut the blinds immediately.

No response. Not last night. Or today.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#39762794)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:12 AM
Author: Heady principal's office sex offender

Damn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#39762812)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:12 AM
Author: Indecent brass box office half-breed

im the biggest idiot if I fucked this up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#39762816)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:14 PM
Author: chestnut main people range

If she can't take you at your worst

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#39763442)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:13 AM
Author: Talking Laughsome Step-uncle's House

rut roh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#39762820)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:14 AM
Author: lemon pervert

As the dude was closing the blinds did you see her enter the room?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#39762830)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:14 AM
Author: grizzly people who are hurt kitchen

lmao so you gave up a great girl so you could see a guy jerk off for 20 seconds?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#39762832)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:16 AM
Author: Indecent brass box office half-breed

i shouldn't have texted that. I was laughing my ass off and thought it was funny, but it appears I could have fucked this up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#39762846)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:14 AM
Author: Infuriating sandwich state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#39762835)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 6:12 PM
Author: Charismatic cyan church building cumskin



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:15 AM
Author: slippery fiercely-loyal chapel

Jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#39762838)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:18 AM
Author: carmine address trump supporter

rofl this could easily happen to me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#39762856)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:20 AM
Author: Indecent brass box office half-breed

she was really cool and chill and we had joked about a few dirty things over the night, thought she would at least be like "oh my that's terrible/hilarious" or something.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#39762868)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:21 AM
Author: carmine address trump supporter

can’t stop laughing. i’m sure it’s fine. lmao dat fear tho.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#39762876)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:23 AM
Author: Indecent brass box office half-breed

i have dat fear STRONG

She was seriously fucking awesome and cool as shit and hot. I can't believe this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#39762891)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:28 AM
Author: titillating whorehouse antidepressant drug

amazing follow up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#39762930)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 10:18 PM
Author: emerald church psychic



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Date: March 15th, 2020 1:41 AM
Author: carmine address trump supporter



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Date: March 14th, 2020 12:10 PM
Author: Concupiscible hot macaca university

if she didn't see the humor and LOL/180 your text you weren't soul mates in the first place.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#39763183)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:01 PM
Author: lavender roommate hominid

Your soulmate watching another man jackoff until the guy closes the blinds

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#39763349)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:10 PM
Author: Wine soul-stirring windowlicker dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#39763410)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:38 PM
Author: titillating whorehouse antidepressant drug

After a first date

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#39763564)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:41 PM
Author: federal adulterous internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#39763583)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 3:39 PM
Author: Indecent brass box office half-breed

Painful yet true

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#39764321)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:38 PM
Author: lavender roommate hominid

Count to twenty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#39766714)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 3:49 PM
Author: judgmental abode tank



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Date: March 14th, 2020 5:21 PM
Author: Snowy jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#39765121)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 5:23 PM
Author: Mustard Headpube Menage



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Date: March 14th, 2020 6:11 PM
Author: Charismatic cyan church building cumskin



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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:06 PM
Author: spectacular faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#39766473)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:35 PM
Author: bat shit crazy maroon theater love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#39766681)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:36 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle obsidian site clown

tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#39766689)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 2:32 AM
Author: Aromatic lodge



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Date: March 15th, 2020 3:08 PM
Author: Supple primrose masturbator casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#39770791)



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Date: March 5th, 2023 12:15 PM
Author: electric out-of-control pit candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#46012697)



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Date: October 13th, 2025 4:21 PM
Author: lfo

tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#49346694)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 12:51 PM
Author: lavender roommate hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#39763308)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:13 PM
Author: lascivious roast beef public bath

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#39763431)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:30 PM
Author: fragrant striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#39763524)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:42 PM
Author: amethyst goyim

Best 1-2 punch thread in a long while

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#39763591)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 10:18 PM
Author: emerald church psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#39766984)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 5:15 PM
Author: beady-eyed drab trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#39765071)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 5:16 PM
Author: Mustard Headpube Menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#39765078)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 5:22 PM
Author: Yellow persian

lol dude

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#39765134)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 10:18 PM
Author: bat shit crazy maroon theater love of her life

still IRL loling every few minutes thinking about this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#39766982)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 1:42 AM
Author: carmine address trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#39767805)



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Date: April 22nd, 2020 4:20 PM
Author: lavender roommate hominid

a month later and i lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#40071157)



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Date: September 1st, 2022 6:01 PM
Author: burgundy keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#45105858)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 10:19 PM
Author: emerald church psychic

So I didn't have high hopes for this thread at all but you exceeded all expectations. Well done.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#39766987)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 2:32 AM
Author: Aromatic lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#39767985)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 3:58 AM
Author: Hairraiser lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#39768247)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 3:08 PM
Author: Supple primrose masturbator casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#39770787)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:07 PM
Author: thriller hall famous landscape painting

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#39771202)



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Date: September 1st, 2022 5:57 PM
Author: blathering erotic stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#45105822)



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Date: November 30th, 2022 2:04 AM
Author: Motley pea-brained center mad cow disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#45562400)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:14 AM
Author: Racy institution

why were you brushing your teeth on your patio

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#39762826)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:16 AM
Author: Indecent brass box office half-breed

it was a beautiful night

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#39762848)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 12:08 PM
Author: burgundy keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#39763169)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:20 AM
Author: Snowy jewess

doodikoff is a dumb homo, news at 11

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#39762873)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:29 AM
Author: Wine soul-stirring windowlicker dragon

this is a good thread. he's a content creator.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#39762942)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:08 PM
Author: Snowy jewess

that may be true, but he's still a dimwitted homosexual

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#39763395)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 12:07 PM
Author: insanely creepy turdskin temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#39763160)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 12:09 PM
Author: curious scarlet elastic band

go knock on his door and offer him your boihole

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#39763176)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:13 PM
Author: Crimson aggressive nursing home

Then let ur soulmate know

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#39763433)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 4:58 PM
Author: Indecent brass box office half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#39764934)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 1:44 AM
Author: abnormal ticket booth

burst out laughing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#39767811)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 2:28 AM
Author: nofapping salmon space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#39767973)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 12:29 PM
Author: haunting chrome cruise ship boiling water

Did you have to pay extra for that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#39763239)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:14 PM
Author: useless hell incel

this is literally the best pr0n a straight guy could ever as for

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#39763439)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:30 PM
Author: fragrant striped hyena

what a beta faggot. he should have held his ground and proudly beat that fuck stick

this is basically mfh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#39763522)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 6:12 PM
Author: Charismatic cyan church building cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#39765476)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 5:04 PM
Author: Deep fluffy becky pistol

"you guys aren't going to believe this, I caught my faggot neighbor watching me beat off"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#39764975)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 5:16 PM
Author: Mustard Headpube Menage

still nothing from her? shes probably busy in her group chat with her friends laughing @ u

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#39765084)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 6:00 PM
Author: Indecent brass box office half-breed

Nothing.

Fucking epic self own. She was awesome. And she legit liked me it seemed.

I want to walk down to the guys apartment and go kick his ass for putting me in that situation to cause me to text her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#39765412)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 6:03 PM
Author: galvanic khaki house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#39765431)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 6:13 PM
Author: Charismatic cyan church building cumskin

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#39765479)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:04 PM
Author: Mustard Headpube Menage

ive had dates like this. just tell yourself that they liked you too much, and were too broken, to let themselves love you

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#39766460)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:07 PM
Author: lascivious roast beef public bath

send her this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#39766477)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:29 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle obsidian site clown

might wind up with a new soulmate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#39766642)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 3:05 PM
Author: Wine soul-stirring windowlicker dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#39770751)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 2:31 AM
Author: Multi-colored karate den

Send her a mea culpa explaining that you were drunk and not thinking properly and you’re shuddering now realizing what a strange, tasteless and weird message that must have seemed like

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#39767983)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 3:55 AM
Author: bat shit crazy maroon theater love of her life

fuck that tell her she's a stuck up bimbo and you have a new JO bud so you don't need her anymore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#39768234)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:06 PM
Author: chestnut main people range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#39771200)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 2:51 AM
Author: Aromatic lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#39768057)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 8:28 PM
Author: navy vigorous messiness

great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#39766222)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:02 PM
Author: Charismatic cyan church building cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#39766444)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:27 PM
Author: thirsty tanning salon corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#39766631)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 1:43 AM
Author: carmine address trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#39767807)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 1:45 AM
Author: abnormal ticket booth

cr doodikoff is 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#39767813)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 3:05 PM
Author: Wine soul-stirring windowlicker dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#39770755)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 3:08 PM
Author: Poppy Excitant Yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#39770795)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 3:39 PM
Author: emerald church psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#39771019)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:03 PM
Author: Aqua piazza skinny woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#39766454)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:36 PM
Author: lavender roommate hominid

Yeah doodikoff is one of my best friends in the whole world but he is NOT interested in my feed back as to why ALL women find him weird and creepy and juvenile after these amazing first dates he keeps having.

Oh well, guess I'm just ignorant and a big hater

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#39766691)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 2:32 AM
Author: Multi-colored karate den

U guys know each other irl?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#39767984)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:30 PM
Author: lavender roommate hominid

Yeah I live across from him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#39771444)



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Date: March 18th, 2020 7:49 AM
Author: titillating whorehouse antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#39796268)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:40 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle obsidian site clown

doodikoff, which was a more devastating way to lose a potential soulmate: live blogging your homoerotic voyuerism or taking a massive shit in a portopotty in the middle of a hike

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#39766723)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 2:24 AM
Author: federal adulterous internal respiration

Damn I missed the hike thread. Link?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#39767957)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 2:50 AM
Author: Indecent brass box office half-breed

I got damn close to marrying the portapotty hike girl and loved her more than any girl in my entire life so I’ll go with the live blogging voyuerism one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#39768055)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:04 AM
Author: Multi-colored karate den

We need to near that story thanks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#39768260)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 2:25 AM
Author: federal adulterous internal respiration

I haven’t lol’d this hard at a thread in a while.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#39767960)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:39 AM
Author: abnormal ticket booth

same i was hyperventilating

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#39768324)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 2:53 AM
Author: useless hell incel

how long does he last?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#39768064)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 3:02 PM
Author: Charismatic cyan church building cumskin

can he host

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#39770723)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 3:47 PM
Author: Cream Hospital Crotch

Any word from the girl? Seeing some guy jack off through a window is not really that funny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#39771059)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:26 PM
Author: Indecent brass box office half-breed

she did respond with a "ha ha that's so funny" short text today, after ignoring me all day yesterday. Hasn't responded to my follow up text in about two hours. I'm afraid that its still donezo and I got pwned.

Every other person I've told this story to laughed their asses off, INCLUDING another girl that I met for a lunch date yesterday. She actually laughed the hardest when I told the story.

And it was funny for three reasons:

1. The speed at which the jerker offer shut his blinds as he looked up at me, and

2. The fact that he saw me as I was just standing in my patio door brushing my teeth, arm was actually raised over my head as I leaned against the door frame, and

3. The fact that I saw no dick, just his hand in his crotch hunched over.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#39771395)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:30 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle obsidian site clown

need to text this entire poast to chick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#39771439)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:31 PM
Author: cracking flushed brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#39771456)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:34 PM
Author: indigo diverse idea he suggested station

So she ignored you for 36 hours then you texted back right away?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#39771482)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:38 PM
Author: Indecent brass box office half-breed

I waited a few hours. don't really care at this point, i'm fucked anyway.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#39771514)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:43 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle obsidian site clown

she mightve been busy getting D'ed by some other dude

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#39771557)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:41 PM
Author: Heady principal's office sex offender

2020 dating hellscape. One wrong move via text and done.

If she doesn't see the humor in it, or won't ask you more if she finds it strange, then she probably isn't nearly as chill as she seemed from your date.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#39771533)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:42 PM
Author: Indecent brass box office half-breed

lmao we had even discussed the "2020 dating hellscape" on this date, and she agreed with everything I said

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#39771549)



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Date: March 18th, 2020 7:11 AM
Author: low-t stimulating location sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#39796170)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:42 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle obsidian site clown

yeah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#39771550)



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Date: March 21st, 2020 1:21 AM
Author: nofapping salmon space

Any updates here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#39822865)



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Date: May 3rd, 2020 8:32 PM
Author: exhilarant library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#40142017)



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Date: February 23rd, 2021 7:28 AM
Author: lavender roommate hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#41994452)



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Date: February 23rd, 2021 7:35 AM
Author: umber trip police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#41994460)



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Date: February 23rd, 2021 7:40 AM
Author: curious scarlet elastic band

these same 2 dudes has this same "accidental" voyeur episode several times a week...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#41994469)



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Date: September 1st, 2022 6:00 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring volcanic crater property

Thought this would be an evan39 post

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#45105848)



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Date: September 7th, 2022 12:24 PM
Author: lavender roommate hominid

HOF thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#45131492)



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Date: November 30th, 2022 2:03 AM
Author: Aqua piazza skinny woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#45562395)



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Date: October 13th, 2025 4:21 PM
Author: lfo

This is a pitch perfect thread the week that Covid shut down the US. 180^180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#49346693)