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ITT I tell a spooky sister in law story
| onyx turdskin church building | 10/03/23 |
| Irradiated Hell | 10/03/23 |
| onyx turdskin church building | 10/03/23 |
| Irradiated Hell | 10/03/23 |
| onyx turdskin church building | 10/03/23 |
| Irradiated Hell | 10/03/23 |
| ethereal \\(> ' v ' <)// tp | 11/12/25 |
| Glittery Stage Keepsake Machete | 10/04/23 |
| ethereal \\(> ' v ' <)// tp | 11/12/25 |
| ethereal \\(> ' v ' <)// tp | 11/12/25 |
| Lavender volcanic crater fortuitous meteor | 10/04/23 |
| onyx turdskin church building | 01/11/25 |
| 6-7 | 11/12/25 |
| clutch catchphrase | 11/12/25 |
| ethereal \\(> ' v ' <)// tp | 11/12/25 |
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Date: October 3rd, 2023 10:34 PM Author: onyx turdskin church building Guy is visiting his in laws for Christmas in the country; everyone but the man and his wife all go into town but are snowed in and have to stay there until the next day. It’s cold in the old house and they go to close all the windows and seal off the drafts but there’s one small one in the basement they can’t quite reach but they’re two floors up and just put on more blankets and it’s okay.
In the night the husband wakes up to what sounds like clanging and banging and he gets a little spooked. He goes to wake his wife but she’s not there! But under the covers his dick starts getting sucked and it’s amazing. He cums hard and goes back to sleep.
In the morning he gets up and his wife isn’t in bed. He goes to the bathroom to wash up and to his horror, her body is hanging from Christmas lights in the shower, entrails spilling on the floor. And on the bathroom mirror, written in blood, is a message:
“SISTERS IN LAW CAN SUCK TOO” |
Date: October 3rd, 2023 10:36 PM Author: Irradiated Hell You spent your time writing that and didn't even bother using past tense or even a framing device (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5418834&forum_id=2/#46881419) |
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Date: October 3rd, 2023 10:36 PM Author: onyx turdskin church building I literally wrote this on my phone while walking my dog (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5418834&forum_id=2/#46881422) |
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Date: October 3rd, 2023 10:38 PM Author: Irradiated Hell And I have RSI in my right thumb but I can be assed to try and suspend disbelief (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5418834&forum_id=2/#46881426) |
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Date: October 3rd, 2023 10:39 PM Author: onyx turdskin church building I’m not really trying to suspend disbelief since this is a riff on a classic urban legend; it’s not really intended to be more than a gag (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5418834&forum_id=2/#46881434) |
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Date: October 3rd, 2023 10:40 PM Author: Irradiated Hell tp (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5418834&forum_id=2/#46881438) |
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Date: November 12th, 2025 9:32 AM Author: ethereal \\(> ' v ' <)// tp (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5418834&forum_id=2/#49422704) |
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Date: October 4th, 2023 12:06 AM Author: Glittery Stage Keepsake Machete And written in lipstick.
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Date: November 12th, 2025 3:30 PM Author: ethereal \\(> ' v ' <)// tp tp (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5418834&forum_id=2/#49423786) |
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Date: November 12th, 2025 3:30 PM Author: ethereal \\(> ' v ' <)// tp tp. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5418834&forum_id=2/#49423787) |
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Date: October 4th, 2023 12:12 AM Author: Lavender volcanic crater fortuitous meteor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5418834&forum_id=2/#46881761) |
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Date: January 11th, 2025 8:09 PM Author: onyx turdskin church building (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5418834&forum_id=2/#48544680) |
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Date: November 12th, 2025 3:33 PM Author: 6-7 and the guy's name? albert einstein (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5418834&forum_id=2/#49423799) |
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Date: November 12th, 2025 3:35 PM Author: clutch catchphrase (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5418834&forum_id=2/#49423808) |
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Date: November 12th, 2025 3:35 PM Author: ethereal \\(> ' v ' <)// tp (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5418834&forum_id=2/#49423809) |