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Choose one: 300k, 2 more inches of cock size, 10 IQ points

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cobalt costumed feces mental disorder
  07/18/25
Cock size. The IQ points have the highest upside, but I ...
Laughsome offensive rigor
  07/18/25
if your calculation is that being smarter would make you *mo...
opaque exhilarant multi-billionaire trump supporter
  07/18/25
Just listing random shit that utter fags who me and hot girl...
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  07/18/25
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Slate Forum Knife
  07/19/25
300k I don’t think 10iq points would make any meani...
Frisky Rose Menage
  07/18/25
cr. what are we all going to do with 13” cocks and 170...
opaque exhilarant multi-billionaire trump supporter
  07/18/25
its better be two inches of girth or it will benefit no one
stirring police squad gaping
  07/18/25
Diameter, not circumference
drab gaming laptop
  07/18/25
I was going to ask why height is not an option but height is...
Slimy home legend
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Jet-lagged Crusty Kitchen
  07/19/25
$300k. i don't need the money but i feel like im in the gold...
disgusting base associate
  07/18/25
The money. Or are you taking away IQ points. You can hav...
drab gaming laptop
  07/18/25
This is actually a much better question. 500k per 10 IQ poin...
Big partner
  07/18/25
No more NYT Thursday crosswords
drab gaming laptop
  07/18/25
girth or length?
180 Cruise Ship Death Wish
  07/18/25
really not sure why i have to fork over 300k just for a 2 in...
Wonderful peach people who are hurt international law enforcement agency
  07/18/25
not even sure the IQ points are beneficial in the hellhole t...
chrome talented house filthpig
  07/18/25
Easy, gimme more dick
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  07/18/25
(MASE every day of his life)
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  07/18/25
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  07/18/25
Two inches of cock girth would let me pleasure my wife like ...
Dull painfully honest school faggotry
  07/18/25
10 IQ points and it isn't even close. I've made peace with m...
Doobsian orange meetinghouse half-breed
  07/18/25
300k
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  07/18/25
300k. would never *have* to work anything other than a 50k p...
free-loading magenta ticket booth
  07/18/25
is this possible because academia is a scam and you still ge...
Doobsian orange meetinghouse half-breed
  07/18/25
is this a real question
free-loading magenta ticket booth
  07/18/25
2 more inches of cock but give them to luis
supple pit
  07/18/25
wow
Doobsian orange meetinghouse half-breed
  07/18/25
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Jet-lagged Crusty Kitchen
  07/19/25
You need to watch the movie Young Frankenstein
vibrant erotic range
  07/18/25
I would take the 10 IQ points, but only because I am old and...
tripping insecure dog poop
  07/18/25
cock size. 300k isn't life-changing, nor would 10 iq pts be....
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  07/18/25
wait, the 2 inches of cock. i can have that in my ass, right...
Domesticated provocative water buffalo parlour
  07/18/25
increasing my IQ to 90 seems worthless, so i just want the m...
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  07/18/25
saame
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  07/18/25
what would I do with a 115 IQ or a 4 inch cock?
Soggy Main People
  07/18/25
Probably 300k I like myself and having +10 iq probably re...
Appetizing Internal Respiration Heaven
  07/18/25
$300k today or $300k 15 years ago?
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  07/19/25
The money is worthless The IQ is wasted on an old.... Best ...
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  07/19/25
"I mean what would it even be for? poasting?" Y...
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  07/19/25
IQ because it would push me up into the range where I'd fina...
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i guess the cash no use for cock anymore and10 points wouldn...
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Date: July 18th, 2025 10:31 AM
Author: cobalt costumed feces mental disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2/#49111488)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 10:53 AM
Author: Laughsome offensive rigor

Cock size.

The IQ points have the highest upside, but I already have enough money/prestige and right now I have zero mental illness or existential dread about climate change, AI, morality, etc., and I’d be concerned the extra points would push me into that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2/#49111546)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 10:56 AM
Author: opaque exhilarant multi-billionaire trump supporter

if your calculation is that being smarter would make you *more* likely to fret about climate change, then maybe you should consider taking the iq points after all, brother. just some friendly advice.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2/#49111554)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 10:59 AM
Author: Laughsome offensive rigor

Just listing random shit that utter fags who me and hot girls at the bar laugh at tend to fret over.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2/#49111569)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 1:32 PM
Author: tripping insecure dog poop



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Date: July 18th, 2025 1:38 PM
Author: free-loading magenta ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2/#49111932)



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Date: July 19th, 2025 6:52 AM
Author: Slate Forum Knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2/#49113882)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 10:57 AM
Author: Frisky Rose Menage

300k

I don’t think 10iq points would make any meaningful difference professionally and two inches on my penis only directly benefits my wife.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2/#49111562)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 10:58 AM
Author: opaque exhilarant multi-billionaire trump supporter

cr. what are we all going to do with 13” cocks and 170 iqs anyway?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2/#49111567)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 11:02 AM
Author: stirring police squad gaping

its better be two inches of girth or it will benefit no one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2/#49111579)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 11:20 AM
Author: drab gaming laptop

Diameter, not circumference

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2/#49111624)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 10:59 AM
Author: Slimy home legend

I was going to ask why height is not an option but height is worth way more than $400k.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2/#49111571)



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Date: July 19th, 2025 9:07 PM
Author: Jet-lagged Crusty Kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2/#49115316)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 11:11 AM
Author: disgusting base associate

$300k. i don't need the money but i feel like im in the goldilocks zone on the other two where more would just make things worse.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2/#49111605)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 11:19 AM
Author: drab gaming laptop

The money.

Or are you taking away IQ points. You can have 10.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2/#49111620)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 1:00 PM
Author: Big partner

This is actually a much better question. 500k per 10 IQ points you give up. How many will you give?

I might do 30 and would probably actually have a noticeable increase in baseline happiness

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2/#49111826)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 2:31 PM
Author: drab gaming laptop

No more NYT Thursday crosswords

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2/#49112126)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 11:19 AM
Author: 180 Cruise Ship Death Wish

girth or length?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2/#49111622)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 11:40 AM
Author: Wonderful peach people who are hurt international law enforcement agency

really not sure why i have to fork over 300k just for a 2 inch dick but at 10 iq i wouldn’t even be able to post i don’t think so, fine, micropeen it is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2/#49111662)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 11:51 AM
Author: chrome talented house filthpig

not even sure the IQ points are beneficial in the hellhole thunder dome that is the US 2025.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2/#49111682)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 11:58 AM
Author: avocado flickering hissy fit private investor

Easy, gimme more dick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2/#49111693)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 11:59 AM
Author: chrome talented house filthpig

(MASE every day of his life)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2/#49111695)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 12:03 PM
Author: splenetic jet trailer park

If my BWC was any bigger I'd have to register it as a lethal weapon at the sheriff's office

I'll take the 300k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2/#49111709)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 12:08 PM
Author: Dull painfully honest school faggotry

Two inches of cock girth would let me pleasure my wife like the guys she fucked in college.

The others would do nothing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2/#49111714)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 12:17 PM
Author: Doobsian orange meetinghouse half-breed

10 IQ points and it isn't even close. I've made peace with my TPD, but suddenly being noticeably quite a bit smarter would be incredibly 180. I don't have kids so Money does nothing for me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2/#49111725)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 12:18 PM
Author: grizzly trip deer antler shitlib

300k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2/#49111728)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 1:30 PM
Author: free-loading magenta ticket booth

300k. would never *have* to work anything other than a 50k passion job again.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2/#49111906)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 1:48 PM
Author: Doobsian orange meetinghouse half-breed

is this possible because academia is a scam and you still get paid as an 80 y/o doing nothing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2/#49111994)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 2:44 PM
Author: free-loading magenta ticket booth

is this a real question

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2/#49112162)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 1:35 PM
Author: supple pit

2 more inches of cock but give them to luis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2/#49111921)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 1:47 PM
Author: Doobsian orange meetinghouse half-breed

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2/#49111989)



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Date: July 19th, 2025 9:08 PM
Author: Jet-lagged Crusty Kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2/#49115321)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 1:37 PM
Author: vibrant erotic range

You need to watch the movie Young Frankenstein

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2/#49111928)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 1:45 PM
Author: tripping insecure dog poop

I would take the 10 IQ points, but only because I am old and married.

2 inches of cock (assuming a proportional girth increase) clearly has the highest value overall. It would take a decent 65th %tile dick and turn it into an absolute monster...the kind of dick you can message pics of to tinder whores and they'll want to fuck you just from the sheer size of it alone. So it would open up a new spectrum of partners and it would be satisfying to completely destroy them. Since I can't do that and it would be just for the wife, I come down on the side that she's pretty small and tight and 2 inches extra would probably be a hindrance.

The 300k doesn't really move the needle for me much.

The 10IQ points I would definitely enjoy because I feel like I've lost some points due to age and mental health issues and it would be nice to feel like my younger self.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2/#49111977)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 1:46 PM
Author: Domesticated provocative water buffalo parlour

cock size. 300k isn't life-changing, nor would 10 iq pts be. i doubt i really need the 2 inches, but it would make me feel good about myself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2/#49111982)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 1:48 PM
Author: Domesticated provocative water buffalo parlour

wait, the 2 inches of cock. i can have that in my ass, right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2/#49111999)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 3:07 PM
Author: Charcoal Useless Brakes Volcanic Crater

increasing my IQ to 90 seems worthless, so i just want the money

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2/#49112205)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 3:30 PM
Author: sickened bbw cumskin

saame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2/#49112251)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 3:21 PM
Author: Soggy Main People

what would I do with a 115 IQ or a 4 inch cock?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2/#49112234)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 11:32 PM
Author: Appetizing Internal Respiration Heaven

Probably 300k

I like myself and having +10 iq probably results in weird changes in my personality and identity

Satisfactory cock size

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2/#49113584)



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Date: July 19th, 2025 6:54 AM
Author: Glittery Turdskin Pisswyrm

$300k today or $300k 15 years ago?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2/#49113885)



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Date: July 19th, 2025 9:57 AM
Author: canary famous landscape painting

The money is worthless

The IQ is wasted on an old.... Best use of IQ is when young because it lets you get high GPA without monk-like suffering. You aren't going to make some Engineering Breakthrough in your 40s just because you gained IQ points or something. I mean what would it even be for? poasting?

Dick size wins this one easily imo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2/#49114080)



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Date: July 19th, 2025 9:05 PM
Author: slippery flesh fanboi boltzmann

"I mean what would it even be for? poasting?"

Yes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2/#49115308)



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Date: July 19th, 2025 10:43 AM
Author: Nubile pocket flask

IQ because it would push me up into the range where I'd finally go fill Kazinsky

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2/#49114130)



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Date: July 19th, 2025 9:06 PM
Author: Jet-lagged Crusty Kitchen

i guess the cash no use for cock anymore and10 points wouldnt even put more over the mentally retarded threshold so whats the point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2/#49115313)