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Flesh adventurous antidepressant drug plaza
  06/12/15
white girls
Heady Useless Brakes
  06/12/15
"The room lacked symmetry. I found this aesthetically ...
Slap-happy jewess
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talented school background story
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sadistic box office mental disorder
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poppy elastic band
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razzle-dazzle pink deer antler
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amethyst dashing gas station
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Carmine locale
  06/13/15
drunken fucking with fat chick in UG. she literally shit the...
Titillating Onyx Step-uncle's House
  06/12/15
winnar /thread
amethyst dashing gas station
  06/12/15
Yeah I'd definitely take the hot redhead with the penussy ov...
glassy reading party
  06/12/15
Nothing like plowing a fat chick missionary and drunkenly no...
Titillating Onyx Step-uncle's House
  06/13/15
same but pissed all over bed instead of shit
Drunken Razzmatazz State Mad-dog Skullcap
  06/12/15
did she do it while you were fucking her?
Titillating Onyx Step-uncle's House
  06/12/15
not sure tbh i was wasted, i discovered it after i got back ...
Drunken Razzmatazz State Mad-dog Skullcap
  06/12/15
LMAO. WE HAVE A WINNER!
excitant milk
  06/12/15
180
Diverse bbw
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Diverse bbw
  09/17/16
Fucked one of the hottest girls from my high school in my po...
talented school background story
  06/12/15
this sounds awesome wtf?
Heady Useless Brakes
  06/12/15
brother he clit was legit big. The size of a child's digit
talented school background story
  06/12/15
was it otherwise normal? sensitive?
Heady Useless Brakes
  06/12/15
Yes normal besides size. And I have no idea if it was sensit...
talented school background story
  06/12/15
bigger than an azn "male" clitpeen then?
Titillating Onyx Step-uncle's House
  06/12/15
like Chyna big?
Violet electric blood rage
  06/12/15
I would say the red heads was longer but similar in girth.
talented school background story
  06/12/15
and you are sure that wasn't a dick? maybe hermaphrodite?
Violet electric blood rage
  06/12/15
Last time I told this story someone suggested it. The clit d...
talented school background story
  06/12/15
I mean idk much about what is what but something seems fish...
Violet electric blood rage
  06/12/15
red head? pisswyrm? where have I heard this before?
Harsh Mother Parlor
  06/12/15
*CFO at Halford Industries trying to account for a lost time...
awkward field
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talented school background story
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Ruddy Nowag
  06/12/15
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amethyst dashing gas station
  06/12/15
I was banging some girl and drunk. About half way through th...
Violet electric blood rage
  06/12/15
same here but we were on a couch and she was straddling me. ...
amethyst dashing gas station
  06/12/15
I had a girl puke on my while hooking up with her in HS (no ...
Titillating Onyx Step-uncle's House
  06/12/15
ur face or chest?
amethyst dashing gas station
  06/12/15
Same. We were on my parents' bed, too, and I had to concoct...
bright casino doctorate
  06/12/15
I went down to AC with some buddies when the Borgata first o...
Shimmering genital piercing
  06/12/15
sounds like my kinda chick
poppy elastic band
  06/12/15
lol I did this in ac once too. Was at some shit casino met s...
Violet electric blood rage
  06/12/15
that's what we call a "keeper"
khaki free-loading rehab mad cow disease
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Bought one from Ikea and it was missing a few screws and the...
sadistic box office mental disorder
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Slap-happy jewess
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laughsome nofapping filthpig site
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hairraiser circlehead windowlicker
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indecent round eye
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Primrose boyish internal respiration
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And i didn't have anyone to assemble it with :(
Carmine locale
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rolf
amber hilarious hall
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lol
vibrant buff sneaky criminal theater
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Contagious Red Messiness
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I forgot a coaster on my 1850 empire style original finish n...
Henna lay azn
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insecure digit ratio
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Fuckin goofball euros with they illustrations
autistic provocative school cafeteria faggotry
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deranged point
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The Minnesota Protestor's Auto that Dripped Blood
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potluck
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girl farted on me, had a lazy eye and her pussy tasted sour ...
hairraiser circlehead windowlicker
  06/12/15
Read this while eating yogurt.
talented school background story
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sadistic box office mental disorder
  06/12/15
lmaooo
amethyst dashing gas station
  06/12/15
lol
hairraiser circlehead windowlicker
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black bespoke stage
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Loled
galvanic know-it-all principal's office skinny woman
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up-to-no-good comical institution dysfunction
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Cordovan odious half-breed
  06/12/15
God this is such a disgusting post. It's floated into my hea...
glassy reading party
  06/22/15
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hairraiser circlehead windowlicker
  09/17/16
Girl was psychotic and told me before we started hooking up ...
Chestnut pervert
  06/12/15
oh so you've met 433?
Heady Useless Brakes
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Violet electric blood rage
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Emerald potus hissy fit
  06/12/15
Fucking lol but what the fuck
mischievous avocado resort
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what the fuck what?
Chestnut pervert
  06/12/15
fucked a borderline retard in the back of a minivan, sobered...
Drunken Razzmatazz State Mad-dog Skullcap
  06/12/15
wtf
amethyst dashing gas station
  06/12/15
them titties weren't retarded :D
Drunken Razzmatazz State Mad-dog Skullcap
  06/12/15
lolwut
Chestnut pervert
  06/12/15
Underrated poast, doobs will underline this fact 3 times
talented school background story
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excitant milk
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goes in the hardcopy collection
Carmine locale
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exhilarant pearly coldplay fan sweet tailpipe
  09/17/16
when I was about 3-4 years old, I was staying in a hotel wit...
Harsh Mother Parlor
  06/12/15
I once met a guy from online after I had been chatting with ...
sapphire kitchen
  06/12/15
I didn't realize you met autoadmit posters IRL
Heady Useless Brakes
  06/12/15
This sounds fun
talented school background story
  06/12/15
lmao 180
amethyst dashing gas station
  06/12/15
I imagine this "fistfight" as lots of limp-wristed...
splenetic water buffalo parlour
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galvanic know-it-all principal's office skinny woman
  06/12/15
that's not how semper fi claims it went
vengeful charismatic piazza goyim
  06/12/15
180; story plz
rough-skinned nursing home
  06/12/15
Lol I love this story
frisky hell dog poop
  06/13/15
Yes, I'm sure I've told this story before. I don't feel lik...
sapphire kitchen
  06/13/15
two words: whisky dick
Racy costumed cruise ship
  06/12/15
This girl had ridiculous BACK ACNE and then told me she was ...
Big shitlib halford
  06/12/15
well did you make out after?
Violet electric blood rage
  06/12/15
No I literally forced her ass to the bathroom and she was MA...
Big shitlib halford
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Massive ticket booth
  06/13/15
chick was so terrible that I faked cumming to leave.
excitant milk
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Violet electric blood rage
  06/12/15
lol i did this once too
rough-skinned nursing home
  06/12/15
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talented school background story
  06/12/15
rooftop in Athens with a drunk Brit ca. 1978
Vivacious umber juggernaut
  06/12/15
brits are no good?
Cream stag film
  06/12/15
undetermined for me... small sample size
Vivacious umber juggernaut
  06/12/15
slightly overweight girl with hairy ass. Could not come. ...
exciting kitty
  06/12/15
if only she had a cock to go with that hairy ass.
hairraiser circlehead windowlicker
  06/12/15
what was his name
Obsidian narrow-minded orchestra pit
  06/12/15
where'd you meet her?
Flesh adventurous antidepressant drug plaza
  06/12/15
Hideous jewess who edited a major literary magazine. Bipolar...
claret coffee pot
  06/12/15
go on...
amethyst dashing gas station
  06/12/15
Sent me a super spooky email exactly nine months later subje...
claret coffee pot
  06/13/15
FLAME no literary magazine counts as "major"
Massive ticket booth
  06/13/15
5/10 jewess living in Miami beach. We were the only 2 single...
naked candlestick maker
  06/12/15
sounds fukin psycho
aromatic headpube church
  06/12/15
lol wtf
vengeful charismatic piazza goyim
  06/13/15
lol'd at this one
indigo nubile business firm cuck
  09/17/16
Drunkenly ordered a mud named Keisha lick my asshole. I fa...
galvanic know-it-all principal's office skinny woman
  06/12/15
Good times
galvanic know-it-all principal's office skinny woman
  09/17/16
Brought girl back to my place. I passed out drunk. She freak...
motley menage trump supporter
  06/12/15
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amethyst dashing gas station
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Flesh adventurous antidepressant drug plaza
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glassy reading party
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misunderstood fanboi
  06/13/15
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Milky Corner Community Account
  06/13/15
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up-to-no-good comical institution dysfunction
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Diverse bbw
  09/17/16
Went to a girl's studio condo she owned in Adams Morgan. She...
Wonderful Lilac Office
  06/12/15
damn brother. this has been me more times than i'd like to r...
Flesh adventurous antidepressant drug plaza
  06/12/15
One of the few times I had regretted having sex. She was ski...
Wonderful Lilac Office
  06/13/15
The DC Shrew
Cordovan odious half-breed
  06/12/15
This. I have had the same experience a few times in DC
Titillating Onyx Step-uncle's House
  06/13/15
:-/
glassy reading party
  06/12/15
lol man no shame in this, ive been here many times before
Milky Corner Community Account
  06/13/15
if this is your worst consider yourself lucky
misunderstood fanboi
  06/13/15
i loved thenm all
zippy stage
  06/12/15
mines a nightmare
amber hilarious hall
  06/12/15
can u beat fat girl shitting in bed or waking up to the fire...
amethyst dashing gas station
  06/12/15
self loathing is worse than any fire response scenario
amber hilarious hall
  06/12/15
I will just give the condensed version: fucked a law shrew c...
frisky hell dog poop
  06/13/15
Fast Times at McGeorge Law
misunderstood fanboi
  06/13/15
LOL describe the aftermath with the gf
Milky Corner Community Account
  06/13/15
oh we never recovered from that one but brother let me tell ...
frisky hell dog poop
  06/13/15
Copy paste that shit u ape
autistic provocative school cafeteria faggotry
  06/13/15
The law shrew mob- describe
Titillating Onyx Step-uncle's House
  06/13/15
A few weeks after this event my buddies and I do a big night...
frisky hell dog poop
  06/13/15
omg
Milky Corner Community Account
  06/13/15
This is was in LS? 180. TYVMFT
Titillating Onyx Step-uncle's House
  06/13/15
lmao
Misanthropic bawdyhouse travel guidebook
  06/13/15
U copped a BJ from the girl you raped a few weeks earlier?
Carmine locale
  06/13/15
there was obviously nothing close to a rape just a cawg
frisky hell dog poop
  06/13/15
18000000
autistic provocative school cafeteria faggotry
  06/13/15
Dude, you basically raped those women.
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mentally impaired fantasy-prone whorehouse factory reset button
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180^180
up-to-no-good comical institution dysfunction
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got it from Rent-A-Center. thing was about as sturdy as a di...
Fear-inspiring legend university
  06/13/15
Was in Seattle with a buddy. Approached a couple girls at a ...
navy histrionic jew
  06/13/15
This sounds like just a normal hook up.
flatulent topaz trailer park international law enforcement agency
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18 months ago I meet girl on OKC with a cute face. Go to se...
hairless regret
  06/13/15
She's internet famous and has a wikipedia page or something...
Massive ticket booth
  06/13/15
nah that would be mean it's one of those undeserving wik...
hairless regret
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Most people at my school are shitlibs. I bring a girl back t...
180 medicated love of her life
  06/13/15
180
frisky hell dog poop
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galvanic know-it-all principal's office skinny woman
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180
up-to-no-good comical institution dysfunction
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I'd like Julia's input ITT
Flesh adventurous antidepressant drug plaza
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Hammered, met a larger girl at closing time. I am not one to...
hot fluffy tanning salon puppy
  06/22/15
got drunk when 19 with some girls. Went to the beach. Girl w...
Violet electric blood rage
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thriller painfully honest cuckold keepsake machete
  01/04/18
met girl off aol. turned out she was wheel chair bound. i sa...
Geriatric electric furnace
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Fucked a one armed girl I met at a frat party my freshman ye...
Cerebral dark selfie
  01/04/18
slightly defective girls can be a lifehack
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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:34 PM
Author: Flesh adventurous antidepressant drug plaza



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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:35 PM
Author: Heady Useless Brakes

white girls

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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:35 PM
Author: Slap-happy jewess

"The room lacked symmetry. I found this aesthetically discomforting."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2/#28102775)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:38 PM
Author: talented school background story



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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:39 PM
Author: sadistic box office mental disorder



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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:42 PM
Author: poppy elastic band



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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:50 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle pink deer antler



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Date: June 12th, 2015 10:40 PM
Author: amethyst dashing gas station



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Date: June 13th, 2015 8:10 AM
Author: Carmine locale



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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:36 PM
Author: Titillating Onyx Step-uncle's House

drunken fucking with fat chick in UG. she literally shit the bed

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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:44 PM
Author: amethyst dashing gas station

winnar /thread

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Date: June 12th, 2015 6:42 PM
Author: glassy reading party

Yeah I'd definitely take the hot redhead with the penussy over this any day

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Date: June 13th, 2015 10:15 AM
Author: Titillating Onyx Step-uncle's House

Nothing like plowing a fat chick missionary and drunkenly noticing a hideous odor rising before u try to blow your load

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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:44 PM
Author: Drunken Razzmatazz State Mad-dog Skullcap

same but pissed all over bed instead of shit

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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:45 PM
Author: Titillating Onyx Step-uncle's House

did she do it while you were fucking her?

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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:48 PM
Author: Drunken Razzmatazz State Mad-dog Skullcap

not sure tbh i was wasted, i discovered it after i got back from dropping her off and only connected the dots when i sobered up

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Date: June 12th, 2015 3:00 PM
Author: excitant milk

LMAO. WE HAVE A WINNER!

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Date: June 13th, 2015 8:08 AM
Author: Diverse bbw

180

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Date: September 17th, 2016 8:47 AM
Author: Diverse bbw



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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:38 PM
Author: talented school background story

Fucked one of the hottest girls from my high school in my pool as a sophomore in UG. She was a red head with a perfect body and face. I found out that night that she had a HUGE clit and I almosted put my mouth on it before I saw it. Still fucked the shit out of her but cut all contact the next day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2/#28102808)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:39 PM
Author: Heady Useless Brakes

this sounds awesome wtf?

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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:40 PM
Author: talented school background story

brother he clit was legit big. The size of a child's digit

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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:41 PM
Author: Heady Useless Brakes

was it otherwise normal? sensitive?

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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:43 PM
Author: talented school background story

Yes normal besides size. And I have no idea if it was sensitive because I did not touch that shit man.

Imagine a child's chubby middle finger hidden behind tastefully trimmed red pubic hair.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2/#28102874)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:42 PM
Author: Titillating Onyx Step-uncle's House

bigger than an azn "male" clitpeen then?

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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:43 PM
Author: Violet electric blood rage

like Chyna big?

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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:44 PM
Author: talented school background story

I would say the red heads was longer but similar in girth.

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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:45 PM
Author: Violet electric blood rage

and you are sure that wasn't a dick? maybe hermaphrodite?

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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:46 PM
Author: talented school background story

Last time I told this story someone suggested it. The clit did not leave the skin like a penis does. But if she was a herm I wish I fucked it a lot more.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2/#28102912)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:48 PM
Author: Violet electric blood rage

I mean idk much about what is what but something seems fishy if it is that big and girthy. very interesting. odd case.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2/#28102932)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 3:24 PM
Author: Harsh Mother Parlor

red head? pisswyrm? where have I heard this before?

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Date: June 12th, 2015 3:28 PM
Author: awkward field

*CFO at Halford Industries trying to account for a lost time machine*

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Date: June 12th, 2015 9:07 PM
Author: talented school background story



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Date: June 12th, 2015 11:06 PM
Author: Ruddy Nowag



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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:46 PM
Author: amethyst dashing gas station



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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:39 PM
Author: Violet electric blood rage

I was banging some girl and drunk. About half way through the ordeal I had to leave and puke. Did that came back and finished the job.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2/#28102819)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:45 PM
Author: amethyst dashing gas station

same here but we were on a couch and she was straddling me. just threw her aside and puked all over the floor. she ran away.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2/#28102890)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:48 PM
Author: Titillating Onyx Step-uncle's House

I had a girl puke on my while hooking up with her in HS (no sex)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2/#28102925)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:49 PM
Author: amethyst dashing gas station

ur face or chest?

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Date: June 12th, 2015 9:59 PM
Author: bright casino doctorate

Same. We were on my parents' bed, too, and I had to concoct some lame story for my parents about why I decided to wash their bedding.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2/#28106432)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 2:30 PM
Author: Shimmering genital piercing

I went down to AC with some buddies when the Borgata first opened up and wound up with some slut back in the hotel room. Next morning I'm hungover as fuck in the shower and she comes in and we start going at it. Between the heat and the exertion, I had to step out and vomit like 2L of vodka, red bull and filet mignon. I got back in the shower to rinse off and went right back to fucking. Girl was a total champ about it. She was just like "feel better now?".

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2/#28103292)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 2:32 PM
Author: poppy elastic band

sounds like my kinda chick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2/#28103308)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 2:32 PM
Author: Violet electric blood rage

lol I did this in ac once too. Was at some shit casino met some trashy girl who lives with her mom in like some day 2 day motel. Talked her into coming up to the room - she let me put it in her butt and literally gave me a bj to finish. I didn't throw up or anything but when we were done I literally said, you have to go. She was like "really?? we just..." I kind of handed her - her clothes and said yea we have more people in this room so

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2/#28103310)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 9:35 PM
Author: khaki free-loading rehab mad cow disease

that's what we call a "keeper"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2/#28106252)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:39 PM
Author: sadistic box office mental disorder

Bought one from Ikea and it was missing a few screws and the instructions were very unclear

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2/#28102824)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:41 PM
Author: Slap-happy jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2/#28102849)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:42 PM
Author: laughsome nofapping filthpig site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2/#28102857)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:43 PM
Author: hairraiser circlehead windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2/#28102868)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:49 PM
Author: indecent round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2/#28102934)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:52 PM
Author: Primrose boyish internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2/#28102955)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 3:28 PM
Author: Carmine locale

And i didn't have anyone to assemble it with :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2/#28103784)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 9:14 PM
Author: amber hilarious hall

rolf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2/#28106112)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 9:23 PM
Author: vibrant buff sneaky criminal theater

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2/#28106168)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 9:33 PM
Author: Contagious Red Messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2/#28106234)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 9:57 PM
Author: Henna lay azn

I forgot a coaster on my 1850 empire style original finish nightstand and it left a ring.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2/#28106418)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 10:05 PM
Author: insecure digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2/#28106497)



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Date: June 13th, 2015 12:47 PM
Author: autistic provocative school cafeteria faggotry

Fuckin goofball euros with they illustrations

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2/#28109726)



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Date: June 13th, 2015 6:50 PM
Author: deranged point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2/#28111884)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 8:03 AM
Author: The Minnesota Protestor's Auto that Dripped Blood (No Future)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2/#49598264)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 8:27 AM
Author: potluck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2/#49598272)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:44 PM
Author: hairraiser circlehead windowlicker

girl farted on me, had a lazy eye and her pussy tasted sour and weird.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2/#28102882)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:47 PM
Author: talented school background story

Read this while eating yogurt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2/#28102918)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:48 PM
Author: sadistic box office mental disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2/#28102928)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:48 PM
Author: amethyst dashing gas station

lmaooo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2/#28102931)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:50 PM
Author: hairraiser circlehead windowlicker

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2/#28102943)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 2:59 PM
Author: black bespoke stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2/#28103513)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 7:46 PM
Author: galvanic know-it-all principal's office skinny woman

Loled

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2/#28105493)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 7:53 PM
Author: up-to-no-good comical institution dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2/#28105534)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 9:07 PM
Author: Cordovan odious half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2/#28106037)



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Date: June 22nd, 2015 9:36 PM
Author: glassy reading party

God this is such a disgusting post. It's floated into my head every few days since I read it and grosses me out all over again.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2/#28180656)



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Date: September 17th, 2016 10:39 AM
Author: hairraiser circlehead windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2/#31427738)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:44 PM
Author: Chestnut pervert

Girl was psychotic and told me before we started hooking up that she forgot her anti-depressant meds. Then after sex she started crying and wanted to leave. As I was rushing her out of my place at 5am, she kept wanting to play with my roommate's pet turtle.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2/#28102885)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:46 PM
Author: Heady Useless Brakes

oh so you've met 433?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2/#28102910)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:49 PM
Author: Violet electric blood rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2/#28102940)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 3:30 PM
Author: Emerald potus hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2/#28103805)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 2:04 PM
Author: mischievous avocado resort

Fucking lol but what the fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2/#28103065)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 2:09 PM
Author: Chestnut pervert

what the fuck what?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2/#28103110)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:51 PM
Author: Drunken Razzmatazz State Mad-dog Skullcap

fucked a borderline retard in the back of a minivan, sobered up in the middle of it and realized what i was doing, got out and walked around town thinking to myself oh my god i fucked a retard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2/#28102952)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:52 PM
Author: amethyst dashing gas station

wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2/#28102956)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 2:00 PM
Author: Drunken Razzmatazz State Mad-dog Skullcap

them titties weren't retarded :D

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2/#28103024)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 2:00 PM
Author: Chestnut pervert

lolwut

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2/#28103031)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 2:01 PM
Author: talented school background story

Underrated poast, doobs will underline this fact 3 times

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2/#28103035)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 3:02 PM
Author: excitant milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2/#28103539)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 3:29 PM
Author: Carmine locale

goes in the hardcopy collection

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2/#28103794)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 9:38 PM
Author: Obsidian narrow-minded orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2/#28106273)



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Date: September 17th, 2016 8:50 AM
Author: exhilarant pearly coldplay fan sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2/#31427361)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:51 PM
Author: Harsh Mother Parlor

when I was about 3-4 years old, I was staying in a hotel with my parents while on a family trip. in the middle of the night I rolled off of the bed and smashed my cheekbone into the corner of the night stand. that was the worst.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2/#28102953)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 2:11 PM
Author: sapphire kitchen

I once met a guy from online after I had been chatting with him for a while. No sex, just a fistfight. I won.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2/#28103126)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 2:14 PM
Author: Heady Useless Brakes

I didn't realize you met autoadmit posters IRL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2/#28103150)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 2:31 PM
Author: talented school background story

This sounds fun

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2/#28103300)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 2:38 PM
Author: amethyst dashing gas station

lmao 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2/#28103347)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 3:06 PM
Author: splenetic water buffalo parlour

I imagine this "fistfight" as lots of limp-wristed slapping.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2/#28103568)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 7:47 PM
Author: galvanic know-it-all principal's office skinny woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2/#28105501)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 4:57 PM
Author: vengeful charismatic piazza goyim

that's not how semper fi claims it went

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2/#28104463)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 10:48 PM
Author: rough-skinned nursing home

180; story plz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2/#28106987)



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Date: June 13th, 2015 12:09 PM
Author: frisky hell dog poop

Lol I love this story

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2/#28109506)



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Date: June 13th, 2015 1:20 PM
Author: sapphire kitchen

Yes, I'm sure I've told this story before. I don't feel like typing it out again.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2/#28109898)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 2:13 PM
Author: Racy costumed cruise ship

two words: whisky dick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2/#28103146)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 3:00 PM
Author: Big shitlib halford

This girl had ridiculous BACK ACNE and then told me she was a virgin and then tried to kiss me after I came in her mouth AND she was an insufferable feminist

but it got me out of a dry spell and then I got with much better looking women

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2/#28103520)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 3:02 PM
Author: Violet electric blood rage

well did you make out after?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2/#28103543)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 3:03 PM
Author: Big shitlib halford

No I literally forced her ass to the bathroom and she was MAF but I didnt care

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2/#28103557)



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Date: June 13th, 2015 1:28 PM
Author: Massive ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2/#28109939)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 3:02 PM
Author: excitant milk

chick was so terrible that I faked cumming to leave.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2/#28103545)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 3:03 PM
Author: Violet electric blood rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2/#28103551)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 10:37 PM
Author: rough-skinned nursing home

lol i did this once too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2/#28106835)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 10:40 PM
Author: talented school background story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2/#28106868)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 3:15 PM
Author: Vivacious umber juggernaut

rooftop in Athens with a drunk Brit ca. 1978

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2/#28103650)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 3:27 PM
Author: Cream stag film

brits are no good?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2/#28103774)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 3:32 PM
Author: Vivacious umber juggernaut

undetermined for me... small sample size

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2/#28103818)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 3:26 PM
Author: exciting kitty

slightly overweight girl with hairy ass. Could not come.

had a cute face so I figured I would give it a shot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2/#28103766)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 4:59 PM
Author: hairraiser circlehead windowlicker

if only she had a cock to go with that hairy ass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2/#28104475)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 9:22 PM
Author: Obsidian narrow-minded orchestra pit

what was his name

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2/#28106162)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 9:40 PM
Author: Flesh adventurous antidepressant drug plaza

where'd you meet her?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2/#28106290)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 4:55 PM
Author: claret coffee pot

Hideous jewess who edited a major literary magazine. Bipolar, stalked me for years afterwards

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2/#28104451)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 8:58 PM
Author: amethyst dashing gas station

go on...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2/#28105961)



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Date: June 13th, 2015 7:09 PM
Author: claret coffee pot

Sent me a super spooky email exactly nine months later subject line pretended to be about giving birth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2/#28111963)



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Date: June 13th, 2015 1:29 PM
Author: Massive ticket booth

FLAME

no literary magazine counts as "major"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2/#28109945)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 7:49 PM
Author: naked candlestick maker

5/10 jewess living in Miami beach. We were the only 2 singles in a group of 6. She would cum with gross theatrics every 90 seconds and sang show tunes afterwards.

I left a watch there when I departed the next morning and she wouldn't leave it with the doorman or send it back to me. she made me COME BACK TO HER PLACE sober and get it from her on the nightstand I left it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2/#28105513)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 9:24 PM
Author: aromatic headpube church

sounds fukin psycho

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2/#28106176)



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Date: June 13th, 2015 1:22 PM
Author: vengeful charismatic piazza goyim

lol wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2/#28109901)



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Date: September 17th, 2016 10:24 AM
Author: indigo nubile business firm cuck

lol'd at this one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2/#31427667)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 7:50 PM
Author: galvanic know-it-all principal's office skinny woman

Drunkenly ordered a mud named Keisha lick my asshole. I faced the wall and leaned against it and spread my legs. She went to town on my asshole with her tongue. I enjoyed it for like 2-4 minutes.

Never mind this was one of the best.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2/#28105520)



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Date: September 17th, 2016 8:59 AM
Author: galvanic know-it-all principal's office skinny woman

Good times

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2/#31427379)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 9:20 PM
Author: motley menage trump supporter

Brought girl back to my place. I passed out drunk. She freaked out and thought I was dead and called the fire department.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2/#28106148)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 9:31 PM
Author: amethyst dashing gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2/#28106217)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 9:33 PM
Author: Flesh adventurous antidepressant drug plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2/#28106230)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 11:54 PM
Author: glassy reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2/#28107538)



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Date: June 13th, 2015 8:39 AM
Author: misunderstood fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2/#28108806)



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Date: June 13th, 2015 8:40 AM
Author: Milky Corner Community Account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2/#28108808)



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Date: June 13th, 2015 1:26 PM
Author: up-to-no-good comical institution dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2/#28109927)



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Date: September 17th, 2016 8:47 AM
Author: Diverse bbw



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2/#31427354)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 9:47 PM
Author: Wonderful Lilac Office

Went to a girl's studio condo she owned in Adams Morgan. She had a bit of a troll face, and prided herself on her style. We just got back from Hanks Oyster Bar and I dropped her off. We kissed, but I wasn't feeling it and left pretty quick after dropping her outside. She called a few minutes later as I was down toward Dupont Circle and told me to come back. I did, parked, she was standing in front of her condo building. I kissed her and walked past her toward her condo complex door, and she led me to the elevator and we went up to her studio. It was shit, but she owned it,which she was proud of and had referred to herself as a homeowner about 11 times on our date. No couch, we sat on the bed. She brought out Trader Joe's two buck chuck white wine. We drank a little, started making out, I wasn't really into it. I took her shirt off, she took mine off. Took her pants off, she had a full bush, which was super unattractive. She smelled a little. I finger ed her and my fingers smelled rank. She took my pants off and gave me a bj, but I couldn't get hard as I could still smell my fingers. We tried to have sex, missionary. Couldn't get it up. She said it looked like my little friend wasn't cooperating. I sacked it up, jacked off until I managed to get a semi. Stuck it in, in and out a few times. Couldn't finish. She seemed disappointed. I left quickly, never set up a second date.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2/#28106364)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 10:24 PM
Author: Flesh adventurous antidepressant drug plaza

damn brother. this has been me more times than i'd like to remember.

depressing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2/#28106680)



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Date: June 13th, 2015 8:07 AM
Author: Wonderful Lilac Office

One of the few times I had regretted having sex. She was skinny and stylish, but was no more than a 5.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2/#28108759)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 10:50 PM
Author: Cordovan odious half-breed

The DC Shrew

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2/#28107009)



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Date: June 13th, 2015 10:06 AM
Author: Titillating Onyx Step-uncle's House

This. I have had the same experience a few times in DC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2/#28108960)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 11:58 PM
Author: glassy reading party

:-/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2/#28107582)



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Date: June 13th, 2015 8:34 AM
Author: Milky Corner Community Account

lol man no shame in this, ive been here many times before

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2/#28108797)



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Date: June 13th, 2015 8:38 AM
Author: misunderstood fanboi

if this is your worst consider yourself lucky

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2/#28108805)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 10:38 PM
Author: zippy stage

i loved thenm all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2/#28106845)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 10:39 PM
Author: amber hilarious hall

mines a nightmare

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2/#28106858)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 10:41 PM
Author: amethyst dashing gas station

can u beat fat girl shitting in bed or waking up to the fire department?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2/#28106888)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 10:53 PM
Author: amber hilarious hall

self loathing is worse than any fire response scenario

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2/#28107035)



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Date: June 13th, 2015 9:12 AM
Author: frisky hell dog poop

I will just give the condensed version: fucked a law shrew classmate who PURSUED ME then, after I P+D'd, first, threatened to charge me with rape, second, faked a pregnancy, third, had a mob of law shrews try to beat my ass (LOL), and fourth, drafted an email to my then-girlfriend describing how I cheated on her in very graphic detail.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2/#28108842)



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Date: June 13th, 2015 9:14 AM
Author: misunderstood fanboi

Fast Times at McGeorge Law

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2/#28108847)



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Date: June 13th, 2015 9:15 AM
Author: Milky Corner Community Account

LOL describe the aftermath with the gf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2/#28108851)



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Date: June 13th, 2015 10:05 AM
Author: frisky hell dog poop

oh we never recovered from that one but brother let me tell you having two girls read and write about how you plow them is a 180 peak experience

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2/#28108952)



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Date: June 13th, 2015 12:51 PM
Author: autistic provocative school cafeteria faggotry

Copy paste that shit u ape

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2/#28109745)



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Date: June 13th, 2015 10:05 AM
Author: Titillating Onyx Step-uncle's House

The law shrew mob- describe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2/#28108953)



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Date: June 13th, 2015 10:24 AM
Author: frisky hell dog poop

A few weeks after this event my buddies and I do a big night of sake and preparty with this law shrew and the mob. Cop a BJ during the party on my staircase (!!). So, we all go out and meet some classmates who are lame and we decide ( my buddies and I) that we are going to go meet some other girls at another bar. So we ditch the girls we were originally with.

Not long after, I start getting text messages from some member of the shrew model like "what the fuck did you guys go" and "what the fuck are you doing to [shrew]". I am just too fucked up to understand the tone or implication of these messages, so I reply like "oh I don't know we went to meet some of the girls yeah shrews okay." The text messages get progressively more violent where the member of the mob will say "we are at x ba. If you come here I'm going to Slap you in the face" my responses are "ok, cool, on our way." We show up to the bar, and I am immediately met by the mob, who questions to me in a convo that goes like this "why did you invite us!to dinner tonight?" Because I thought it would be fun. why did you invite us to the pre-party? Because I thought it would be fun. Why did you invite us to the bars afterwards? Because I thought it would be fun. Why do you leave us for other girls? Because I thought it would be more fun. When I say one, that a hail of slaps and kicks and punches come from the shrew crowd while their faggot white knights lisp on cheering my demise. Instead of going down Jon snow style I high tail it out of there, a gaggle of Menacing shrews screeching in disdain

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2/#28109039)



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Date: June 13th, 2015 10:26 AM
Author: Milky Corner Community Account

omg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2/#28109044)



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Date: June 13th, 2015 10:28 AM
Author: Titillating Onyx Step-uncle's House

This is was in LS? 180. TYVMFT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2/#28109054)



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Date: June 13th, 2015 10:31 AM
Author: Misanthropic bawdyhouse travel guidebook

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2/#28109066)



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Date: June 13th, 2015 12:42 PM
Author: Carmine locale

U copped a BJ from the girl you raped a few weeks earlier?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2/#28109708)



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Date: June 13th, 2015 12:44 PM
Author: frisky hell dog poop

there was obviously nothing close to a rape just a cawg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2/#28109714)



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Date: June 13th, 2015 12:52 PM
Author: autistic provocative school cafeteria faggotry

18000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2/#28109750)



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Date: June 13th, 2015 1:07 PM
Author: flatulent topaz trailer park international law enforcement agency

Dude, you basically raped those women.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2/#28109830)



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Date: June 13th, 2015 1:13 PM
Author: mentally impaired fantasy-prone whorehouse factory reset button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2/#28109865)



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Date: June 13th, 2015 1:25 PM
Author: up-to-no-good comical institution dysfunction

180^180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2/#28109918)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 8:00 AM
Author: ,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,.,..,:,.,.:.:.,:.::,.




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2/#49598260)



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Date: June 13th, 2015 10:27 AM
Author: Fear-inspiring legend university

got it from Rent-A-Center. thing was about as sturdy as a diarrhea shit. never again.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2/#28109047)



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Date: June 13th, 2015 10:40 AM
Author: navy histrionic jew

Was in Seattle with a buddy. Approached a couple girls at a bar. My girl was Lille a 5-6....my buddy ended up leaving because his girl wasn't into it. Talked to my girl some more, kissed a bit. We walked out and started making out and I was getting a semi. All of a sudden she said "let's get some food." She picks some Asian ethnic place and orders a bunch of food. We take it back to her apartment. I use her bathroom and have diarrhea for some reason and just feeling like shit. I walk out and feel a little better and then just see her SHOVING that food down her mouth like a monster. Something about it was just a huge turnoff. We go to her room, start making out, get undressed, and then my buddy starts blowing up my phone because I'm the only one with the airbnb key. She didn't like me checking out my phone but we kept making out and I went down on her for a few minutes to try to get into it. But the combination of a lot of alcohol, diarrhea, and just seeing her shove ethnic food down her mouth completely shut my dick off. I said I'll be right back, tried to get hard in the bathroom, but nothing was working. I jizzed without even getting hard for the first time I could remember. Came back to her room and she was passed out. Put my clothes on and got the fuck out of there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2/#28109102)



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Date: June 13th, 2015 1:10 PM
Author: flatulent topaz trailer park international law enforcement agency

This sounds like just a normal hook up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2/#28109846)



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Date: June 13th, 2015 1:22 PM
Author: hairless regret

18 months ago I meet girl on OKC with a cute face. Go to see her at bar and some drunk hobos attempt to mug me, but theyre too drunk to succeed. They try to push me down and Im just like, "have a good night, thank!" and walk off. Fucking boomers.

Meet this girl outside bar but it is too full. We go to some mexican restaurant and this shrew talks about her failed relationships and shrewdom and shit. She's internet famous and has a wikipedia page or something. ANyway I'm drinking enough and starting to have a good time so I walk her back to her apt and we make out on her couch. Get on bed and get her clothes off and apparently she used to be pretty overweight and body was saggy and blah and tramp stamp. Pound it for a while, but i can barely get hard with a condom and booze. I can't come. She takes out this giant vibrator and gets herself off while i throat fuck her. I leave without coming and that's that.

I have a few other bad ONS, but this chick's body really ruined it for me. Such a cute face! She got married like 5 months later, ljl.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2/#28109903)



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Date: June 13th, 2015 1:34 PM
Author: Massive ticket booth

She's internet famous and has a wikipedia page or something.

LINK?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2/#28109971)



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Date: June 13th, 2015 1:41 PM
Author: hairless regret

nah that would be mean

it's one of those undeserving wikipedia pages that people make for themselves

she wrote for huffpo and other shit blogs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2/#28110015)



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Date: June 13th, 2015 1:47 PM
Author: 180 medicated love of her life

Most people at my school are shitlibs. I bring a girl back to my room, she starts blowing me, than takes my cock out of her mouth and asks, "You're not like a huge liberal or anything are you?". Naturally I responded, "Fuck no," and she said "good" and stuffed my cock back in her mouth and then I came on her face.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2/#28110067)



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Date: June 13th, 2015 2:57 PM
Author: frisky hell dog poop

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2/#28110496)



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Date: June 13th, 2015 6:39 PM
Author: galvanic know-it-all principal's office skinny woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2/#28111854)



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Date: June 13th, 2015 6:41 PM
Author: up-to-no-good comical institution dysfunction

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2/#28111858)



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Date: June 13th, 2015 6:30 PM
Author: Flesh adventurous antidepressant drug plaza

I'd like Julia's input ITT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2/#28111823)



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Date: June 22nd, 2015 9:42 PM
Author: hot fluffy tanning salon puppy

Hammered, met a larger girl at closing time. I am not one to go hogging so this was new experience. She comes back with me we start making out and I am pleased to see she has big tits. I was only hoping for a blowjob but she said she doesn't give those to strangers, only fucks. I trooper up and take her to my room. She says she needs to use bathroom. She comes back out and I run in to kiss.it was the worst smell I have ever experienced. It wasn't shit but I don't know anything about gynecology so no clue what it may have been. On the verge of puking I go back to bed and give it a run. After 3 pumps I am reminded of the smell, fake an orgasm and roll over pretending to be asleep. She's like are you serious and I am making light snoring sounds. Realizing she had left when I woke up like 3 hours later was one of my happier moments

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2/#28180688)



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Date: June 22nd, 2015 9:47 PM
Author: Violet electric blood rage

got drunk when 19 with some girls. Went to the beach. Girl wanted to see if this mansion 10,000 sq+ (being sold brand new) had a charger outside the house. The key fell out of the lock. We went inside probably 11 bedrooms. fucked the girl in the wine cellar.

another time went to JENKS came out was waiting for a taxi. Girl was heading to same town as me. Randomly met talked in the car. As we got out she invited me over to her place. Had 2 beers fucked her put my pants on and left. Never knew her name or saw her again.

I had so many idk

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2/#28180720)



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Date: January 4th, 2018 7:57 PM
Author: thriller painfully honest cuckold keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2/#35083093)



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Date: January 4th, 2018 7:58 PM
Author: Geriatric electric furnace

met girl off aol. turned out she was wheel chair bound. i sat in the wheelchair while she rode me. i walked out, never answered her calls. the residual guilt...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2/#35083101)



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Date: January 4th, 2018 8:46 PM
Author: Cerebral dark selfie

Fucked a one armed girl I met at a frat party my freshman year. A few years later we were both in a small seminar together. Couldn’t even look in her direction that semester.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2/#35083461)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 8:02 AM
Author: .,.,...,.,.;,.,,,:,.,.,::,.,..,:,.;,..,


slightly defective girls can be a lifehack

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2/#49598263)