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EPAH really spent an hour of The People's time arguing he should get paid more?

Was this really a benefit to the CLIENT that EPAH spent an h...
Citrine Frozen Puppy Tank
  07/15/25
that was alpha as fuck. "that guy's argument sucked...
Lemon vigorous toaster
  07/15/25
That was so convoluted that no one remembers what the origin...
Citrine Frozen Puppy Tank
  07/15/25
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Lemon vigorous toaster
  07/15/25
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Chrome center
  07/15/25
he explained that he files these cases so that antitrust law...
charcoal deep indian lodge haunted graveyard
  07/15/25
(Guy with no respect for the NOVELTY and SKILL required to t...
Citrine Frozen Puppy Tank
  07/15/25
Fair competition requires a level playing field. (That&rsq...
ocher boyish old irish cottage coffee pot
  07/15/25
That's a good goyim.
Citrine Frozen Puppy Tank
  07/15/25
xo 2005: directional state university xo 2025: directiona...
talking brilliant friendly grandma
  07/15/25
Everything is connected
Citrine Frozen Puppy Tank
  07/15/25
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Seedy azure prole foreskin
  07/15/25
should he not?
crusty hall new version
  07/15/25
You don't make it to Diamond Head without demanding your fee...
Citrine Frozen Puppy Tank
  07/15/25
Mfcr
ocher boyish old irish cottage coffee pot
  07/15/25
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Comical unholy indirect expression trailer park
  07/16/25
shitlawyers deserve the money more than "tax" &quo...
Chrome center
  07/15/25
Working class build bridges and roads, fix your AC. Fucked o...
Citrine Frozen Puppy Tank
  07/15/25
People doing manual labor in California in 2025 are mostly n...
Chrome center
  07/15/25
All of those “workers” are now paying less for C...
ocher boyish old irish cottage coffee pot
  07/15/25
Shut up and get in the crystal
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  07/15/25
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talking brilliant friendly grandma
  07/15/25
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  07/15/25
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Fishy library
  07/16/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jo4_s0kkIq0
Comical unholy indirect expression trailer park
  07/16/25
yeah but you're forgetting he has stupid nigger kids and mod...
bearded hateful french chef
  07/15/25
no lawyer deserves money you all need to die sorry
Fishy library
  07/15/25
Sorry not sorry
wonderful factory reset button
  07/16/25
He's too much of a pussy to fight for a real issue that affe...
sepia keepsake machete
  07/15/25
Did he maek it?
Stirring Business Firm Death Wish
  07/15/25
he crushed
Lemon vigorous toaster
  07/15/25
Isn't there a reason we do this?
Odious pink dilemma
  07/15/25
the faggot district court judge could have daved the taxpaye...
talking brilliant friendly grandma
  07/15/25
Funny thing is that he came from small law, so I infer that ...
ocher boyish old irish cottage coffee pot
  07/15/25
he might still have veneration for the glory boys. ive seen ...
talking brilliant friendly grandma
  07/15/25
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provocative chartreuse plaza dog poop
  07/15/25
lol, not flame, but at trial he repeatedly referenced how he...
ocher boyish old irish cottage coffee pot
  07/16/25
If someone ever said of me, "In reality, he only summer...
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  07/16/25
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talking brilliant friendly grandma
  07/16/25
(ham n' egger getting a tiny pink 1% bump)
talking brilliant friendly grandma
  07/16/25
"Oh yeah. I used to be a biglawyer. It's a tough racket...
Mind-boggling Institution
  07/16/25
"Fuck you, that's your attorney's fees. You know why mi...
talking brilliant friendly grandma
  07/16/25
i'm rooting for him. and hey did he hear back yet on that c...
Comical unholy indirect expression trailer park
  07/16/25
No opinion yet. But I think Judge Wardlaw will be doing the...
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  07/16/25
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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:12 PM
Author: Citrine Frozen Puppy Tank

Was this really a benefit to the CLIENT that EPAH spent an hour begging the 9th circuit eggheads for his fee MULTIPLIER?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2/#49103454)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:13 PM
Author: Lemon vigorous toaster

that was alpha as fuck.

"that guy's argument sucked we all know it. so let's talk about my fee"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2/#49103457)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:16 PM
Author: Citrine Frozen Puppy Tank

That was so convoluted that no one remembers what the original case was about. It's like the Burgers? meme. Imagine if the judge was like what was this about again? Some Syrian immigrant sold Clear Eyes for too much money in one area?

EPAH: shut up whore. This is now about me fee. My fee is to be MULTIPLIED under CA law. You suck my cock boi.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2/#49103463)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:18 PM
Author: Lemon vigorous toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2/#49103468)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:23 PM
Author: Chrome center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2/#49103476)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:14 PM
Author: charcoal deep indian lodge haunted graveyard

he explained that he files these cases so that antitrust laws are enforced for everyone's benefit and therefore he needs to be paid more

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2/#49103460)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:17 PM
Author: Citrine Frozen Puppy Tank

(Guy with no respect for the NOVELTY and SKILL required to test these cases. Nevermind that he also took on this case to the exclusion of all his other talents. If not for testing the CA mini RPA law, he would have been curing cancer.)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2/#49103467)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:28 PM
Author: ocher boyish old irish cottage coffee pot

Fair competition requires a level playing field.

(That’s what our jury consultant told us to say to prole jurors)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2/#49103498)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:39 PM
Author: Citrine Frozen Puppy Tank

That's a good goyim.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2/#49103528)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 4:00 PM
Author: talking brilliant friendly grandma

xo 2005: directional state university

xo 2025: directional disparity in fees

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2/#49103718)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 4:23 PM
Author: Citrine Frozen Puppy Tank

Everything is connected

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2/#49103785)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:55 PM
Author: Seedy azure prole foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2/#49104007)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:21 PM
Author: crusty hall new version

should he not?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2/#49103472)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:23 PM
Author: Citrine Frozen Puppy Tank

You don't make it to Diamond Head without demanding your fee MULTIPLIER

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2/#49103477)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:26 PM
Author: ocher boyish old irish cottage coffee pot

Mfcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2/#49103483)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:15 AM
Author: Comical unholy indirect expression trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2/#49105165)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:23 PM
Author: Chrome center

shitlawyers deserve the money more than "tax" "payers" do

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2/#49103478)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:27 PM
Author: Citrine Frozen Puppy Tank

Working class build bridges and roads, fix your AC. Fucked over by immigrant labor, globalism. Neglected by politicians because working with your hands is not a growth industry.

Meanwhile some law fag who went to Stanford: " Akshually, the statute says my fee must be doubled! My work is Novel, Unique, and Intriguing. By law you must pay me double what the average American family earns in 10 years."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2/#49103492)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:29 PM
Author: Chrome center

People doing manual labor in California in 2025 are mostly not ensouled. I think EPAH should be allowed to take the jurors' wallets on their way out too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2/#49103501)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:32 PM
Author: ocher boyish old irish cottage coffee pot

All of those “workers” are now paying less for Clear Eyes because of who? Me, okay? My modest fee pales in comparison to a year’s worth of Clear Eyes savings, and Vanessa Williams probably wants me to fuck her because of it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2/#49103510)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:38 PM
Author: Citrine Frozen Puppy Tank

Shut up and get in the crystal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2/#49103526)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 4:01 PM
Author: talking brilliant friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2/#49103720)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 4:36 PM
Author: umber hairy legs bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2/#49103815)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 4:51 PM
Author: Painfully honest weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2/#49103845)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:12 AM
Author: Fishy library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2/#49105157)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:17 AM
Author: Comical unholy indirect expression trailer park

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jo4_s0kkIq0

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2/#49105169)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 4:24 PM
Author: bearded hateful french chef

yeah but you're forgetting he has stupid nigger kids and models his life around the desires of jewish liberals

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2/#49103788)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:29 PM
Author: Fishy library

no lawyer deserves money you all need to die sorry

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2/#49103502)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 7:57 AM
Author: wonderful factory reset button

Sorry not sorry

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2/#49105142)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:05 PM
Author: sepia keepsake machete

He's too much of a pussy to fight for a real issue that affects ordinary people like TRAIL IMMUNITY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2/#49103568)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:34 PM
Author: Stirring Business Firm Death Wish

Did he maek it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2/#49103652)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:54 PM
Author: Lemon vigorous toaster

he crushed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2/#49103706)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 4:02 PM
Author: Odious pink dilemma

Isn't there a reason we do this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2/#49103722)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 4:02 PM
Author: talking brilliant friendly grandma

the faggot district court judge could have daved the taxpayers and the litigants a bunch of money if he wasn't so butthurt about epah pwning biglawyers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2/#49103726)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 4:11 PM
Author: ocher boyish old irish cottage coffee pot

Funny thing is that he came from small law, so I infer that he was just maf and jelly at that thought that his “peers” might get 3x the rates he ever charged. He was otherwise excellent on trial practice and stuff.

Interesting that Wardlaw was like, “I come from biglaw and this shit’s hard, so I’d have given you a higher rate.”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2/#49103746)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 4:28 PM
Author: talking brilliant friendly grandma

he might still have veneration for the glory boys. ive seen small firmmos who still have an inferiority complex over not copping biglol even after they become district court judges.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2/#49103805)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 4:37 PM
Author: provocative chartreuse plaza dog poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2/#49103819)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 1:06 AM
Author: ocher boyish old irish cottage coffee pot

lol, not flame, but at trial he repeatedly referenced how he had “worked at Cravath,” so he knew about fine lawyering. Then the next trial we had in CD Cal we were going against a recent CD Cal clerk who was like, “it’s crazy how much he talks about Cravath; in reality he only summered there.” 😂😂

He’s a smart dude and had clerked on the 7th or 2nd Circuit or somewhere, but I think your suspicion might be right

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2/#49104884)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 1:25 AM
Author: Citrine Frozen Puppy Tank

If someone ever said of me, "In reality, he only summered at Cravath", I would literally kill myself

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2/#49104901)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 6:36 AM
Author: talking brilliant friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2/#49105070)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 6:36 AM
Author: talking brilliant friendly grandma

(ham n' egger getting a tiny pink 1% bump)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2/#49105071)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:33 AM
Author: Mind-boggling Institution

"Oh yeah. I used to be a biglawyer. It's a tough racket."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2/#49105193)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 9:15 AM
Author: talking brilliant friendly grandma

"Fuck you, that's your attorney's fees. You know why mister? Cause you drove to court today from your home office and the glory boys took a towncar from the US Bank building!"

btw saw glengarry on broadway and it was 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2/#49105278)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:30 AM
Author: Comical unholy indirect expression trailer park

i'm rooting for him. and hey did he hear back yet on that cigarillo argument? man court cases can move slow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2/#49105190)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 2:33 PM
Author: ocher boyish old irish cottage coffee pot

No opinion yet. But I think Judge Wardlaw will be doing the writing on that one too, so hopefully she'll now recognize that I'm a SERIOUS LAWYER.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2/#49106099)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 7:45 PM
Author: Comical unholy indirect expression trailer park

!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2/#49107194)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 7:49 PM
Author: Citrine Frozen Puppy Tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2/#49107203)