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how the fuck do people not survive plane crashes?

why dont people just line up at the emergency exit and jump ...
Hilarious Range
  11/17/13
wow great point man
Effete Messiness
  11/17/13
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Stimulating piazza
  02/09/14
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Hilarious Range
  12/01/13
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charcoal low-t theater stage new version
  11/17/13
you mean so like the plane lands on top of them in a huge fi...
Razzmatazz Pocket Flask Kitty Cat
  11/17/13
Jump as far to the side as you can then stop drop and roll. ...
opaque misunderstood ape candlestick maker
  11/17/13
don't forget to drop 30k feet into the ocean with your body ...
Coral Galvanic Turdskin
  11/18/13
tp
we have such sights to show you
  11/03/25
(Guy who is completely submerged in obvious flame)
marvelous judgmental orchestra pit
  12/01/13
not flame someone in my freshman history class suggested thi...
avocado talented striped hyena
  11/17/13
i know a dude who actually did it. still cant believe he pul...
charcoal low-t theater stage new version
  11/17/13
probably just timed the jump RIGHT before the plane hit the ...
avocado talented striped hyena
  11/17/13
right, i mean to be safe i'd do it from like 20-30 feet, id ...
Hilarious Range
  11/17/13
yeah exactly
avocado talented striped hyena
  11/17/13
i'm pretty sure this is not how physics works.
alcoholic garrison ratface
  12/22/14
pretty sure you're an dumb fage (imagine I produced that lik...
avocado talented striped hyena
  12/22/14
go back to reddit
Insanely creepy puppy
  12/10/19
cr same applies to elevator crashes - why not just jump u...
frum indian lodge degenerate
  11/17/13
hard part about this is timing. you never really know and th...
Hilarious Range
  11/17/13
What if it is at night though bro?
Hyperactive Territorial Preventive Strike Mother
  11/17/13
see the lights, etc. its really not that hard if you think a...
Hilarious Range
  11/17/13
dude, I have said this for like, 10 years of something. we ...
Violet soul-stirring deer antler ceo
  02/22/14
You don't even need to jump you can just climb up on the rai...
razzle goal in life karate
  04/07/16
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Cordovan Dilemma
  12/10/19
Wouldn't the elevator floor stop your fall?
Fluffy immigrant stain
  03/03/24
i love how this is a thought every 8 year old has had. anyon...
pearly thriller factory reset button
  11/17/13
I used to want to bring an umbrella so I could use it as a p...
chartreuse property
  11/17/13
or a gigantic shopping bag
Vengeful apoplectic regret mediation
  11/17/13
?
bipolar ivory station
  11/17/13
i used to not understand why I couldn't attach a fishing lin...
180 balding hissy fit cuckoldry
  11/18/13
Well?
vibrant market
  02/22/14
[Shitty Lakitu throwing Spinys]
carmine state keepsake machete
  03/24/15
you're still falling from 10,000 feet or whatever
fragrant goyim jewess
  11/17/13
(physics n00b)
charcoal low-t theater stage new version
  11/17/13
almost no plane crashes are just the plane falling from the ...
appetizing ladyboy chapel
  11/17/13
Your done here lol
ruby pontificating quadroon
  11/17/13
just exit a moving vehicle falling at 500mph
fragrant goyim jewess
  11/17/13
you just jump the other way moron. like the planes going for...
Hilarious Range
  11/17/13
jumping from a colliding plane when it's like 100 feet from ...
fragrant goyim jewess
  11/17/13
Let's jump straight to simple English wikipedia: http://simp...
ruby pontificating quadroon
  11/17/13
Ummm.....it would be fine as long as you jumped out right ab...
avocado talented striped hyena
  11/17/13
(guy who thinks a plane goes from 10,000 feet to 0 in 10 sec...
Hilarious Range
  11/17/13
It's not freefall but you're still being pulled down with th...
fragrant goyim jewess
  11/17/13
even terry schiavo could get out of the emergency exit from ...
Hilarious Range
  11/17/13
you're getting destroyed ITT lil' breh you should consider r...
avocado talented striped hyena
  11/17/13
You're done here
Massive Exhilarant Stag Film
  11/19/13
(idiot)
avocado talented striped hyena
  11/17/13
...
Indigo buck-toothed incel gaping
  11/17/13
yeah i wondered this too but a lot depends on the angle of t...
Bistre concupiscible national security agency cuck
  11/17/13
right, but its almost inexcusable for there to be no survivo...
Hilarious Range
  11/17/13
i never understood why so many people survive car accidents ...
Indigo buck-toothed incel gaping
  11/17/13
something to do with airbags i think
frum indian lodge degenerate
  11/17/13
...
avocado talented striped hyena
  11/17/13
ahhh makes sense
Indigo buck-toothed incel gaping
  11/17/13
how the fuck does this thread have 35 posts?
primrose blathering dingle berry dysfunction
  11/17/13
only?
Bistre concupiscible national security agency cuck
  11/17/13
because there are a lot of stupid motherfuckers who actually...
avocado talented striped hyena
  11/17/13
(guy who whistles "its a wonderful life" while sit...
Hilarious Range
  11/17/13
...
avocado talented striped hyena
  11/17/13
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Nofapping sex offender
  11/19/13
Also, why not just make the airplane from the same material ...
cobalt mind-boggling useless brakes
  11/17/13
i just dont think this would be cost effective, but it would...
Hilarious Range
  11/17/13
Shitlawyer union won't let them
ruby pontificating quadroon
  11/17/13
lol because it would be too heavy and wouldn't fly
Odious shimmering library
  11/17/13
couldnt they just make the engines stronger?
Indigo buck-toothed incel gaping
  11/17/13
lol
Odious shimmering library
  11/17/13
lol like "lol can't believe i didn't think of that,&quo...
cobalt mind-boggling useless brakes
  11/17/13
LOL yo ostrich....why aren't your wings stronger??
Bistre concupiscible national security agency cuck
  11/17/13
lmao.
Coral Galvanic Turdskin
  11/18/13
cq
heady principal's office
  03/03/24
...
we have such sights to show you
  11/03/25
After you jump out you've got to start running as fast as yo...
floppy whorehouse sweet tailpipe
  11/17/13
lol'd irl from picturing this
Coral Galvanic Turdskin
  11/18/13
Underrated
maroon shrine pozpig
  11/18/13
holy shit lol
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  12/22/14
tyft mental image
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  12/22/14
chortled, picturing road runner legs.
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  12/22/14
Aren't exit doors auto locked while the plane is moving? How...
Mahogany self-absorbed organic girlfriend
  11/17/13
"Finally, you're going to still hit the ground pretty f...
avocado talented striped hyena
  11/17/13
Your degree taught you shit dumbass. http://dsc.discover...
Mahogany self-absorbed organic girlfriend
  11/17/13
"Hoe many planes falling at 500 mph have people success...
avocado talented striped hyena
  11/17/13
I also usually drink a glass of milk right before i fly so m...
cobalt mind-boggling useless brakes
  11/17/13
yeah I mean every bit helps
avocado talented striped hyena
  11/17/13
Gotta COP DAT Boniva bro
Frozen Location Marketing Idea
  11/17/13
*legit retard*
floppy whorehouse sweet tailpipe
  11/17/13
Read up faggot http://dsc.discovery.com/tv-shows/mythbust...
Mahogany self-absorbed organic girlfriend
  11/17/13
That's even easier, you don't have to worry about the plane ...
floppy whorehouse sweet tailpipe
  11/17/13
titcr chip kelly is done here
Indigo buck-toothed incel gaping
  11/17/13
yeah great evidence there bro citing an experiment run by tw...
avocado talented striped hyena
  11/17/13
LJL dude. You claim to have a physics degree but you and the...
Mahogany self-absorbed organic girlfriend
  11/17/13
show your work, faggot
Diverse brunch
  11/17/13
cr what a clown lol
avocado talented striped hyena
  11/17/13
right and all you could do is cite some neckbeard experiment...
avocado talented striped hyena
  11/17/13
"According to the laws of physics, both the elevator ca...
Mahogany self-absorbed organic girlfriend
  11/17/13
am seriously lolling hard at your NOSTEM here breh. ...
avocado talented striped hyena
  11/17/13
LJL. You're done here until you explain. I offered my explan...
Mahogany self-absorbed organic girlfriend
  11/17/13
? I don't need to prove you wrong faggot I have a Physics B....
avocado talented striped hyena
  11/17/13
i thought you had a ph.d
Diverse brunch
  11/17/13
same thing but no yeah i gave up those dreams to be...
avocado talented striped hyena
  11/17/13
you are working in an overly simplistic newtonian framework....
Diverse brunch
  11/17/13
this experiment is obviously flawed. They used a dummy inste...
Diverse brunch
  11/17/13
LJL, how could the dummy even jump?
floppy whorehouse sweet tailpipe
  11/17/13
LOL
avocado talented striped hyena
  11/17/13
(Kia salesman laughing off crash test results)
Mahogany self-absorbed organic girlfriend
  11/17/13
Did you even read your link? The person SURVIVED the fall. ...
floppy whorehouse sweet tailpipe
  11/17/13
How are the "physics" different mouthbreather? ...
Mahogany self-absorbed organic girlfriend
  11/17/13
The ACTUAL PERSON survived, obviously Buster the dummy was u...
floppy whorehouse sweet tailpipe
  11/17/13
LOL tyft great flame or you are legitimately retarded
Swashbuckling Abode
  11/18/13
chip kelly juggernaut is DONE HERE
appetizing ladyboy chapel
  11/17/13
worst selfpwn i've seen in a while
spruce laughsome cumskin
  11/17/13
really embarassing
Harsh big trailer park
  11/18/13
no one here has actually refuted this theory besids lol reta...
Hilarious Range
  11/17/13
According to the laws of physics, both the elevator car and ...
Mahogany self-absorbed organic girlfriend
  11/17/13
Did you even read your link? The ACTUAL PERSON survived, ...
floppy whorehouse sweet tailpipe
  11/17/13
http://www.troll.me/images/kells/well-obviously.jpg
maroon shrine pozpig
  11/18/13
Bort, what's the debate and who is between? tyia
Bistre concupiscible national security agency cuck
  11/17/13
these people who can't think for themselves just buy into co...
Hilarious Range
  11/17/13
well executed flame
Spectacular hospital
  11/17/13
holy shit not flame
Racy point affirmative action
  12/17/13
tl;dr why don't airlines give everyone a parachute; why d...
Trip codepig
  11/17/13
it has been done successfully, see the capt sullenberger fli...
disturbing stead
  11/17/13
cr, Sully had the foresight to get everyone out on the wing ...
floppy whorehouse sweet tailpipe
  11/17/13
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  11/18/13
Actually a few people do this in almost every plane crash, ...
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  11/18/13
the scariest thing about this thread? the people that don...
Slimy Mischievous Church
  11/18/13
Sorry you can't think for yourself and you buy into the airl...
Hilarious Range
  11/18/13
the ONLY question that matters. how can i change?
Slimy Mischievous Church
  11/18/13
If I was in 100 plane crashes with hull loss,I guarantee you...
Hilarious Range
  11/18/13
i bet you could engineer a much more survivable plane. why ...
Aromatic aggressive travel guidebook parlour
  11/18/13
(guy who didn't see the Asiana crash) The plane literally...
lake partner spot
  11/18/13
that was pretty good. it's tail cracked off but because it ...
Aromatic aggressive travel guidebook parlour
  11/18/13
i won't speak to plane crashes, but regarding plunging eleva...
beta brindle house idea he suggested
  11/18/13
Jumping absolutely prevents injury. You'll be fine. The hard...
Hilarious Range
  11/18/13
cr the voice of reason
beta brindle house idea he suggested
  11/18/13
i think this is how they filmed the movie gravity.
Aromatic aggressive travel guidebook parlour
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gold flickering native
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If the plane is going to crash into a body of water, would i...
glittery mexican theatre
  11/18/13
You'd survive the fall but if you're far from land you're go...
Hilarious Range
  11/18/13
a terminal velocity free fall into water is likely not survi...
Aromatic aggressive travel guidebook parlour
  11/18/13
dood just throw your carry on into the water first to break ...
Excitant Fantasy-prone Heaven Halford
  11/19/13
happened to me we all jumped at the last second most of us j...
180 balding hissy fit cuckoldry
  11/18/13
I read somewhere that a good number of people actually do su...
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ps: ................ ... is assless chaps. if you ever catch...
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(Jeff Bridges)
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Nofapping sex offender
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best thread i've read on XO in over a year
Curious burgundy nibblets
  11/19/13
I read this entire thread while taking a shit at the airport...
Disgusting box office
  11/19/13
Everytime I'm in an airplane I just laugh at how people sit ...
Hilarious Range
  11/19/13
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Hilarious Range
  12/09/13
ty, brother.
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Honey-headed fighting menage
  12/17/13
awesome thread, but you cant survive a plane crash. or eleva...
Mauve multi-colored dog poop
  12/17/13
well this is where you then apply the ingenious techniques f...
Racy point affirmative action
  12/17/13
show your work breh. i know at least three people that survi...
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Glassy free-loading hell legend
  12/17/13
This is retarded flame. If you jump in an elevator or any so...
Hilarious Range
  12/17/13
if only the malaysian airline passengers were informed about...
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Hilarious Range
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if u can't time ur jump correctly u might as well pile up as...
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woah, it's you
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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:45 PM
Author: Hilarious Range

why dont people just line up at the emergency exit and jump out right before the plane hits the ground? Seems literally retarded that people don't do this more. Most people will die but the people at the exits should never die.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2/#24458418)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:45 PM
Author: Effete Messiness

wow great point man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2/#24458428)



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Date: February 9th, 2014 8:28 AM
Author: Stimulating piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2/#24982725)



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Date: December 1st, 2013 5:59 PM
Author: Hilarious Range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2/#24547190)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:46 PM
Author: charcoal low-t theater stage new version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2/#24458433)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:46 PM
Author: Razzmatazz Pocket Flask Kitty Cat

you mean so like the plane lands on top of them in a huge fireball? yeah i don't know why people don't do that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2/#24458436)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:54 PM
Author: opaque misunderstood ape candlestick maker

Jump as far to the side as you can then stop drop and roll. Should be NBD.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2/#24458514)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:47 PM
Author: Coral Galvanic Turdskin

don't forget to drop 30k feet into the ocean with your body shaped like a needle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2/#24461748)



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Date: November 3rd, 2025 1:12 PM
Author: we have such sights to show you

tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2/#49397901)



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Date: December 1st, 2013 6:05 PM
Author: marvelous judgmental orchestra pit

(Guy who is completely submerged in obvious flame)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2/#24547218)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:46 PM
Author: avocado talented striped hyena

not flame someone in my freshman history class suggested this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2/#24458438)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:47 PM
Author: charcoal low-t theater stage new version

i know a dude who actually did it. still cant believe he pulled it off.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2/#24458449)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:52 PM
Author: avocado talented striped hyena

probably just timed the jump RIGHT before the plane hit the ground so that it was basically like he just jumped off a ledge a couple feet above the ground.

I mean once you jump off the plane it's easy but timing the jump right seems hard.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2/#24458489)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:53 PM
Author: Hilarious Range

right, i mean to be safe i'd do it from like 20-30 feet, id break a leg and shit but i wouldn't get plane-exploding into the ground pwned

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2/#24458506)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:53 PM
Author: avocado talented striped hyena

yeah exactly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2/#24458508)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 12:25 AM
Author: alcoholic garrison ratface

i'm pretty sure this is not how physics works.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2/#26978690)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 3:01 AM
Author: avocado talented striped hyena

pretty sure you're an dumb fage (imagine I produced that like the yogurt)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2/#26979134)



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Date: December 10th, 2019 3:06 PM
Author: Insanely creepy puppy

go back to reddit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2/#39243557)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:46 PM
Author: frum indian lodge degenerate

cr

same applies to elevator crashes - why not just jump up right before it hits the ground?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2/#24458439)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:50 PM
Author: Hilarious Range

hard part about this is timing. you never really know and the floor numbers aren't accurate in a free fall. but a plane theres no excuse to not know when youre close to the ground

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2/#24458473)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:52 PM
Author: Hyperactive Territorial Preventive Strike Mother

What if it is at night though bro?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2/#24458499)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:53 PM
Author: Hilarious Range

see the lights, etc. its really not that hard if you think about it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2/#24458512)



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Date: February 22nd, 2014 12:59 PM
Author: Violet soul-stirring deer antler ceo

dude, I have said this for like, 10 years of something. we must be BFF or at the very least twins. it's like you know what i'm thinking.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2/#25065607)



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Date: April 7th, 2016 6:38 AM
Author: razzle goal in life karate

You don't even need to jump you can just climb up on the railing most elevators have at waist level.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2/#30219428)



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Date: December 10th, 2019 3:04 PM
Author: Cordovan Dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2/#39243547)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 12:19 AM
Author: Fluffy immigrant stain

Wouldn't the elevator floor stop your fall?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2/#47457791)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:47 PM
Author: pearly thriller factory reset button

i love how this is a thought every 8 year old has had. anyone you talk to independently had this intuition as a kid and when you bring it up a smile of recognition comes on their face

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2/#24458443)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:49 PM
Author: chartreuse property

I used to want to bring an umbrella so I could use it as a parachute

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2/#24458462)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:54 PM
Author: Vengeful apoplectic regret mediation

or a gigantic shopping bag

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2/#24458521)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:52 PM
Author: bipolar ivory station

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2/#24458496)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 4:54 PM
Author: 180 balding hissy fit cuckoldry

i used to not understand why I couldn't attach a fishing line from a fishing pole to the back of my pants and then reel myself in so that I would float off the ground.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2/#24463478)



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Date: February 22nd, 2014 12:53 PM
Author: vibrant market

Well?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2/#25065592)



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Date: March 24th, 2015 1:06 PM
Author: carmine state keepsake machete

[Shitty Lakitu throwing Spinys]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2/#27546867)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:47 PM
Author: fragrant goyim jewess

you're still falling from 10,000 feet or whatever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2/#24458447)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:49 PM
Author: charcoal low-t theater stage new version

(physics n00b)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2/#24458467)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:50 PM
Author: appetizing ladyboy chapel

almost no plane crashes are just the plane falling from the sky

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2/#24458471)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:50 PM
Author: ruby pontificating quadroon

Your done here lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2/#24458478)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:52 PM
Author: fragrant goyim jewess

just exit a moving vehicle falling at 500mph

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2/#24458491)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:52 PM
Author: Hilarious Range

you just jump the other way moron. like the planes going forward and down so you just jump out towards the rear of the plane. it'll still hurt but it'll balance a bit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2/#24458502)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:55 PM
Author: fragrant goyim jewess

jumping from a colliding plane when it's like 100 feet from the ground is going to hit you harder than just jumping from a 100 foot building, and LOL at timing it out a lot better than that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2/#24458528)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:54 PM
Author: ruby pontificating quadroon

Let's jump straight to simple English wikipedia: http://simple.wikipedia.org/wiki/Physics

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2/#24458515)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:54 PM
Author: avocado talented striped hyena

Ummm.....it would be fine as long as you jumped out right above the ground....you'd only fall a few feet. What's so hard to understand about this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2/#24458520)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:51 PM
Author: Hilarious Range

(guy who thinks a plane goes from 10,000 feet to 0 in 10 seconds)

you moron, you wait till you get close to the ground then jump/roll out of the exit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2/#24458486)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:53 PM
Author: fragrant goyim jewess

It's not freefall but you're still being pulled down with the vehicle pretty hard, I don't think moving freely around is going to be too easy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2/#24458510)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:54 PM
Author: Hilarious Range

even terry schiavo could get out of the emergency exit from the emergency exit seat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2/#24458518)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:55 PM
Author: avocado talented striped hyena

you're getting destroyed ITT lil' breh you should consider retirement.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2/#24458527)



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Date: November 19th, 2013 1:25 AM
Author: Massive Exhilarant Stag Film

You're done here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2/#24467126)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:52 PM
Author: avocado talented striped hyena

(idiot)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2/#24458492)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:51 PM
Author: Indigo buck-toothed incel gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2/#24458483)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:53 PM
Author: Bistre concupiscible national security agency cuck

yeah i wondered this too but a lot depends on the angle of the plane as it's crashing. obvs a nose dive would be the worst scenario but if the pilot slows the plane down to roughly 100mph or so it's prob doable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2/#24458503)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:54 PM
Author: Hilarious Range

right, but its almost inexcusable for there to be no survivors in all of these plane crashes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2/#24458525)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:56 PM
Author: Indigo buck-toothed incel gaping

i never understood why so many people survive car accidents but not plane crashes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2/#24458539)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:58 PM
Author: frum indian lodge degenerate

something to do with airbags i think

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2/#24458550)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:58 PM
Author: avocado talented striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2/#24458557)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:59 PM
Author: Indigo buck-toothed incel gaping

ahhh makes sense

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2/#24458566)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:57 PM
Author: primrose blathering dingle berry dysfunction

how the fuck does this thread have 35 posts?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2/#24458546)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:59 PM
Author: Bistre concupiscible national security agency cuck

only?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2/#24458563)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:59 PM
Author: avocado talented striped hyena

because there are a lot of stupid motherfuckers who actually don't know how to survive plane crashes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2/#24458573)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:05 PM
Author: Hilarious Range

(guy who whistles "its a wonderful life" while sitting in the exit row while people climb over him jumping out of the emergency exit to safety)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2/#24458638)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:06 PM
Author: avocado talented striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2/#24458645)



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Date: November 19th, 2013 3:51 AM
Author: Nofapping sex offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2/#24467489)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:59 PM
Author: cobalt mind-boggling useless brakes

Also, why not just make the airplane from the same material as the black box?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2/#24458569)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:04 PM
Author: Hilarious Range

i just dont think this would be cost effective, but it would surely make it so planes could survive crashes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2/#24458630)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:06 PM
Author: ruby pontificating quadroon

Shitlawyer union won't let them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2/#24458650)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:08 PM
Author: Odious shimmering library

lol

because it would be too heavy and wouldn't fly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2/#24458667)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:19 PM
Author: Indigo buck-toothed incel gaping

couldnt they just make the engines stronger?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2/#24458771)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:20 PM
Author: Odious shimmering library

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2/#24458776)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:30 PM
Author: cobalt mind-boggling useless brakes

lol like "lol can't believe i didn't think of that," right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2/#24458853)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:36 PM
Author: Bistre concupiscible national security agency cuck

LOL

yo ostrich....why aren't your wings stronger??

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2/#24458906)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:50 PM
Author: Coral Galvanic Turdskin

lmao.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2/#24461754)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 12:57 AM
Author: heady principal's office

cq

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2/#47457841)



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Date: November 3rd, 2025 1:12 PM
Author: we have such sights to show you



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2/#49397902)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:05 PM
Author: floppy whorehouse sweet tailpipe

After you jump out you've got to start running as fast as you can in the air though, to ensure a smooth landing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2/#24458640)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:50 PM
Author: Coral Galvanic Turdskin

lol'd irl from picturing this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2/#24461763)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 4:37 PM
Author: maroon shrine pozpig

Underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2/#24463376)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 12:23 AM
Author: Cerebral tank pistol

holy shit lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2/#26978677)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 2:03 AM
Author: gaped arousing business firm shitlib

tyft mental image

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2/#26979022)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 8:52 AM
Author: gay comical weed whacker

chortled, picturing road runner legs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2/#26979481)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:06 PM
Author: Mahogany self-absorbed organic girlfriend

Aren't exit doors auto locked while the plane is moving? How do you get it open? And once you do, what's to say the force doesn't suck you out? Hoe many planes falling at 500 mph have people successfully jumped out of much less you? Not to mention all the other jack bauers on board fighting to get out and pushing your ass out too soon. Finally, you're going to still hit the ground pretty fucking hard regardless of how well you time the jump because of the airspeed. LJL at someone who thinks it would be just like jumping off a 3 foot ledge.

TL;DR: never change XO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2/#24458652)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:08 PM
Author: avocado talented striped hyena

"Finally, you're going to still hit the ground pretty fucking hard regardless of how well you time the jump because of the airspeed. LJL at someone who thinks it would be just like jumping off a 3 foot ledge"

Hey uhh...nice try bro but I have a Physics degree so perhaps you should defer. Yw.

Care to explain why it wouldn't be the same? Assuming you could dodge the explosion, oc...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2/#24458664)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:21 PM
Author: Mahogany self-absorbed organic girlfriend

Your degree taught you shit dumbass.

http://dsc.discovery.com/tv-shows/mythbusters/mythbusters-database/jump-in-falling-elevator.htm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2/#24458786)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:11 PM
Author: avocado talented striped hyena

"Hoe many planes falling at 500 mph have people successfully jumped out of much less you? "

it's because people panic and they jump from too high....if you time it to where you're like 20 feet above the ground you can pull it off with maybe a sprained ankle....broken leg at worst.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2/#24458683)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:17 PM
Author: cobalt mind-boggling useless brakes

I also usually drink a glass of milk right before i fly so my bones are a little stronger just in case.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2/#24458752)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:21 PM
Author: avocado talented striped hyena

yeah I mean every bit helps

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2/#24458789)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:28 PM
Author: Frozen Location Marketing Idea

Gotta COP DAT Boniva bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2/#24458843)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:18 PM
Author: floppy whorehouse sweet tailpipe

*legit retard*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2/#24458769)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:21 PM
Author: Mahogany self-absorbed organic girlfriend

Read up faggot

http://dsc.discovery.com/tv-shows/mythbusters/mythbusters-database/jump-in-falling-elevator.htm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2/#24458790)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:22 PM
Author: floppy whorehouse sweet tailpipe

That's even easier, you don't have to worry about the plane exploding or landing on you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2/#24458796)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:24 PM
Author: Indigo buck-toothed incel gaping

titcr

chip kelly is done here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2/#24458803)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:24 PM
Author: avocado talented striped hyena

yeah great evidence there bro citing an experiment run by two TTT hacks who don't even have STEM degrees.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2/#24458801)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:32 PM
Author: Mahogany self-absorbed organic girlfriend

LJL dude. You claim to have a physics degree but you and the mouthbreathers can't seem to stomach the fact that you would have to jump up faster than the plane is falling, which this experiment proves and is the exact point I first made. And no one could make that jump. /thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2/#24458874)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:33 PM
Author: Diverse brunch

show your work, faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2/#24458881)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:34 PM
Author: avocado talented striped hyena

cr what a clown lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2/#24458893)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:33 PM
Author: avocado talented striped hyena

right and all you could do is cite some neckbeard experiment conducted by the mythfaggots. go get your fuckin' shine box.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2/#24458888)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:37 PM
Author: Mahogany self-absorbed organic girlfriend

"According to the laws of physics, both the elevator car and Buster dropped at the same breakneck speed. In order to overcome that velocity and survive the impact, Buster would've had to have jumped up faster than the elevator was racing down."

Show us your vast physics knowledge bro and tell me how you jump up faster than the plane is falling. Go ahead. You can't because you actually know nothing about physics. Done.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2/#24458911)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:37 PM
Author: avocado talented striped hyena

am seriously lolling hard at your NOSTEM here breh.

you're a riot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2/#24458913)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:39 PM
Author: Mahogany self-absorbed organic girlfriend

LJL. You're done here until you explain. I offered my explanation of why you're an idiot. Prove me wrong.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2/#24458922)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:42 PM
Author: avocado talented striped hyena

? I don't need to prove you wrong faggot I have a Physics B.S.

If you can't understand the simple and trivial analogy of jumping from the surface of the plane and jumping from a ledge a few feet above the ground then god help you.

I sure hope you don't practice law with those analytical "skills"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2/#24458939)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:44 PM
Author: Diverse brunch

i thought you had a ph.d

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2/#24458955)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:47 PM
Author: avocado talented striped hyena

same thing

but no yeah i gave up those dreams to become a full-time poaster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2/#24458991)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:39 PM
Author: Diverse brunch

you are working in an overly simplistic newtonian framework.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2/#24458921)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:25 PM
Author: Diverse brunch

this experiment is obviously flawed. They used a dummy instead of a real person, so the physics are completely different

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2/#24458814)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:29 PM
Author: floppy whorehouse sweet tailpipe

LJL, how could the dummy even jump?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2/#24458850)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:31 PM
Author: avocado talented striped hyena

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2/#24458868)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:34 PM
Author: Mahogany self-absorbed organic girlfriend

(Kia salesman laughing off crash test results)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2/#24458891)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:35 PM
Author: floppy whorehouse sweet tailpipe

Did you even read your link? The person SURVIVED the fall. You are DONE HERE.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2/#24458899)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:38 PM
Author: Mahogany self-absorbed organic girlfriend

How are the "physics" different mouthbreather?

According to the laws of physics, both the elevator car and Buster dropped at the same breakneck speed. In order to overcome that velocity and survive the impact, Buster would've had to have jumped up faster than the elevator was racing down.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2/#24458914)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:41 PM
Author: floppy whorehouse sweet tailpipe

The ACTUAL PERSON survived, obviously Buster the dummy was unable to jump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2/#24458934)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 7:10 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Abode

LOL tyft

great flame or you are legitimately retarded

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2/#24464253)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:37 PM
Author: appetizing ladyboy chapel

chip kelly juggernaut is DONE HERE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2/#24458912)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 11:08 PM
Author: spruce laughsome cumskin

worst selfpwn i've seen in a while

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2/#24459190)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:15 PM
Author: Harsh big trailer park

really embarassing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2/#24461579)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:38 PM
Author: Hilarious Range

no one here has actually refuted this theory besids lol retard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2/#24458916)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:41 PM
Author: Mahogany self-absorbed organic girlfriend

According to the laws of physics, both the elevator car and Buster dropped at the same breakneck speed. In order to overcome that velocity and survive the impact, Buster would've had to have jumped up faster than the elevator was racing down.

Explain retard.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2/#24458937)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:42 PM
Author: floppy whorehouse sweet tailpipe

Did you even read your link?

The ACTUAL PERSON survived, obviously Buster the dummy was unable to jump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2/#24458946)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 4:43 PM
Author: maroon shrine pozpig

http://www.troll.me/images/kells/well-obviously.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2/#24463420)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:39 PM
Author: Bistre concupiscible national security agency cuck

Bort,

what's the debate and who is between?

tyia

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2/#24458923)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:47 PM
Author: Hilarious Range

these people who can't think for themselves just buy into common misconceptions without thinking of alternative possibilities and refute notions even when confronted with hard evidence

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2/#24458985)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:42 PM
Author: Spectacular hospital

well executed flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2/#24458942)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 3:13 PM
Author: Racy point affirmative action

holy shit not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2/#24660691)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:55 PM
Author: Trip codepig

tl;dr

why don't airlines give everyone a parachute; why do i get a flotation device while flying over land?

also, why do people drown in their cars, why can't they just open a window and swim out?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2/#24459061)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 11:03 PM
Author: disturbing stead

it has been done successfully, see the capt sullenberger flight where he was renowned for his heroism by instructing all passengers in this method successfully.

but also has been done unsuccessfully, see the capt sum ting wong flight where that girl tried it and survived but then didn't stick the landing and got run over by the ambulance

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2/#24459141)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 11:06 PM
Author: floppy whorehouse sweet tailpipe

cr, Sully had the foresight to get everyone out on the wing so they could all jump in tandem without the seats getting in the way.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2/#24459165)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 4:53 PM
Author: Passionate hot blood rage center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2/#24463475)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:50 AM
Author: Excitant Fantasy-prone Heaven Halford

Actually a few people do this in almost every plane crash, but they usually get run over and killed by FAGGOT FIREFIGHTERS who are responding. It gets swept under by the liberal media.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2/#24460025)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 2:09 AM
Author: Boyish People Who Are Hurt Site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2/#24460301)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 4:54 PM
Author: Passionate hot blood rage center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2/#24463481)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 3:39 AM
Author: Shivering Chestnut Kitty Pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2/#24460568)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 8:26 AM
Author: Slimy Mischievous Church

the scariest thing about this thread?

the people that dont realize its flame.

WTF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2/#24460761)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 10:00 AM
Author: Hilarious Range

Sorry you can't think for yourself and you buy into the airline industry lies. The reason they don't want people to know they can survive is because then the emergency exit seats get crowded and people panic trying to be the ones selected to survive

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2/#24460970)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 4:46 PM
Author: Slimy Mischievous Church

the ONLY question that matters.

how can i change?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2/#24463445)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 10:03 AM
Author: Hilarious Range

If I was in 100 plane crashes with hull loss,I guarantee you I would survive 88-90

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2/#24460980)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:05 PM
Author: Aromatic aggressive travel guidebook parlour

i bet you could engineer a much more survivable plane. why do they crack and explode even when they land on a runway too hard?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2/#24461533)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:11 PM
Author: lake partner spot

(guy who didn't see the Asiana crash)

The plane literally flipped around in the air and smashed down again and didn't break apart.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2/#24461562)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:21 PM
Author: Aromatic aggressive travel guidebook parlour

that was pretty good. it's tail cracked off but because it basically directly rammed into the runway platform.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2/#24461620)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:08 PM
Author: beta brindle house idea he suggested

i won't speak to plane crashes, but regarding plunging elevators (same principle) i really don't understand how jumping at the last second doesn't prevent injury.

there is a ride at the fair that is basically like a massive platform that goes up hundreds of feet in the air, and then *drops*, hundreds of feet. when you drop, standing on the platform, it's like you are weightless. there is no downward force driving you towards the earth (otherwise, everyone on the ride would fly through the bottom of the platform and die).

in an elevator, it should be much the same. you should be weightless, and able to jump upwards to avoid impact as the elevator makes contact with the bottom of the shaft. the greater concern seems to be flying through the roof of the elevator.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2/#24461546)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:15 PM
Author: Hilarious Range

Jumping absolutely prevents injury. You'll be fine. The hard part is timing the jump. Everyone who jumps at the right time will survive and free of injury. Just hard timing it. Jump too early you literally are fucked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2/#24461577)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:15 PM
Author: beta brindle house idea he suggested

cr

the voice of reason

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2/#24461581)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:18 PM
Author: Aromatic aggressive travel guidebook parlour

i think this is how they filmed the movie gravity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2/#24461597)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:20 PM
Author: gold flickering native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2/#24461615)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:20 PM
Author: glittery mexican theatre

If the plane is going to crash into a body of water, would it be credited to dive in or do a cannon ball into the water? Does it even matter?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2/#24461608)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:25 PM
Author: Hilarious Range

You'd survive the fall but if you're far from land you're gonna get shark-pwned which is just as bad if not worse

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2/#24461643)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:32 PM
Author: Aromatic aggressive travel guidebook parlour

a terminal velocity free fall into water is likely not survivable (and you may drown anyway after breaking your legs and ribs), but there's probably a material chance of surviving. i think there are recorded survival stories of this.

and as for entry position, do a pencil:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/MythBusters_(2011_season)#Episode_167_.E2.80.93_Dodge_a_Bullet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2/#24461671)



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Date: November 19th, 2013 3:31 AM
Author: Excitant Fantasy-prone Heaven Halford

dood just throw your carry on into the water first to break the surface tension then you'll be fine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2/#24467435)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 4:52 PM
Author: 180 balding hissy fit cuckoldry

happened to me we all jumped at the last second most of us just jumped like nbd, I did a cannonball to show off, fat kid did too but ended up bellyflopping and we all had a hearty lulz at that as we waited for the coast guard to show up to pick us all up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2/#24463468)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 4:41 PM
Author: Supple Lay Macaca

I read somewhere that a good number of people actually do survive plane crashes (and not bullshit runway ones), but will inevitably die in the fireball, from exposure, or from blood loss. A couple of people even survived the impact from the Lockerbie bombing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2/#24463397)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 4:56 PM
Author: Beady-eyed base police squad

ps: ................ ... is assless chaps. if you ever catch yourself engaging with him in another thread remember this one. guaranteed he will be just as insightful in the others.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2/#24463492)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 6:52 PM
Author: electric resort haunted graveyard

(Jeff Bridges)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2/#24464186)



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Date: November 19th, 2013 3:51 AM
Author: Nofapping sex offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2/#24467490)



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Date: November 19th, 2013 3:58 AM
Author: Curious burgundy nibblets

best thread i've read on XO in over a year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2/#24467505)



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Date: November 19th, 2013 12:22 PM
Author: Disgusting box office

I read this entire thread while taking a shit at the airport yesterday and was laughing my ass off

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2/#24468690)



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Date: November 19th, 2013 12:54 PM
Author: Hilarious Range

Everytime I'm in an airplane I just laugh at how people sit in the exit rows for the extra leg room not realizing that sitting there can actually save their lives.

Just funny as hell how people are scared of flying bc of plane crashes. This thread just reconfirms how much of the world is stupid and expects the government to save them. I see responses like "just make planes safer," MOAR regulation" like no bro, just realize you can do something to save yourself in plane crashes. Take some personal responsibility.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2/#24468814)



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Date: December 9th, 2013 6:06 PM
Author: Hilarious Range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2/#24604642)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 3:12 PM
Author: Racy point affirmative action

ty, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2/#24660687)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 1:29 AM
Author: Provocative violent friendly grandma azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2/#26978958)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 3:10 PM
Author: Honey-headed fighting menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2/#24660669)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 3:21 PM
Author: Mauve multi-colored dog poop

awesome thread, but you cant survive a plane crash. or elevator crash. or any crash where you exceed 40mph in a ton of metal which comes to an abrupt stop (cars have crumple zones which help so add a few mph to energy dissipated). The KE=1/2mv2 formulae applies and all that energy is going into you with far more force than a bullet. your bones will crack, your skin will rupture, your eardrums and membranes will explode due to pressure differential and finally you will die in a blazing fireball composed of hot metal fragments.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2/#24660765)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 3:23 PM
Author: Racy point affirmative action

well this is where you then apply the ingenious techniques from the "how do people die in the fire?" thread, hosted by Dr. Dessert Fox.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2/#24660784)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 3:24 PM
Author: cerise school

show your work breh. i know at least three people that survived plane crashes via the jump technique. last time i checked, they're skin and membranes were intact.

lol, plane noob.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2/#24660786)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 3:25 PM
Author: Glassy free-loading hell legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2/#24660798)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 4:14 PM
Author: Hilarious Range

This is retarded flame. If you jump in an elevator or any sort of falling object you're no longer traveling with it. You're not living in some alternate universe just bc you're on an airplane bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2/#24661104)



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Date: March 8th, 2014 9:35 AM
Author: charismatic white bbw corner

if only the malaysian airline passengers were informed about the life-saving treasure trove of survival techniques by XO'ers ITT...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2/#25152884)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 12:08 AM
Author: Hilarious Range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2/#26978590)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 2:01 AM
Author: gaped arousing business firm shitlib

if u can't time ur jump correctly u might as well pile up as many of those inflatable cushions as possible / airline pillows and jump on top of that, impact will just be like hitting the bed with ur hot second cousin on top of u

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2/#26979019)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 2:08 AM
Author: Dull skinny woman associate

woah, it's you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2/#26979031)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 4:21 AM
Author: hairless really tough guy field

and how come people don't fly right off the face of the earth, since earth spins so fast and has a lot of angular momentum.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2/#26979235)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 9:00 AM
Author: adulterous address

Uh they do

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2/#26979504)



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Date: January 13th, 2015 1:05 PM
Author: Hilarious Range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2/#27109515)



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Date: January 15th, 2015 2:09 AM
Author: gaped arousing business firm shitlib

(guy who has never seen a bird fly)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2/#27120838)



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Date: January 15th, 2015 1:25 AM
Author: flirting mewling plaza telephone

Why not just stick a spare engine and a large parachute in the cargo compartment in case the plane begins to fall out of the sky

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2/#27120668)



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Date: March 24th, 2015 12:56 PM
Author: Vivacious orange nursing home lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2/#27546822)



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Date: December 1st, 2015 11:22 PM
Author: Hilarious Range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2/#29287414)



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Date: January 3rd, 2016 12:14 PM
Author: Hilarious Range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2/#29510766)



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Date: April 7th, 2016 6:33 AM
Author: razzle goal in life karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2/#30219423)



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Date: April 7th, 2016 7:38 AM
Author: Irradiated bisexual idiot parlor

I cant believe ive never seen this thread before.

Ty for all the tips gentlemen, ill make sure to remember all ive learned in this thread for use in a future emergency.

Uninflated 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2/#30219497)



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Date: April 7th, 2016 7:41 AM
Author: Purple hideous voyeur

This is one of a series of 180 "just jump" threads from that era. I can't remember the thread title but there is another hilarious one where OP was expressing confusion at how people die when they fall from tall buildings... "why they don't just grab the sidewalk canopy before they hit the pavement," etc.

edit: cant find the thread I'm talking about, but here was a follow-up thread riffing on the same idea http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2467138&mc=25&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2/#30219500)



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Date: April 7th, 2016 8:26 AM
Author: histrionic circlehead faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2/#30219569)



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Date: May 12th, 2016 7:06 PM
Author: razzle goal in life karate

HOF thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2/#30464144)



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Date: September 24th, 2016 12:16 PM
Author: swollen step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2/#31480262)



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Date: November 9th, 2018 12:18 PM
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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2/#37197656)



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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2/#37918578)



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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2/#38290169)



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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2/#39243540)



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a certified ZoZo Classic™ thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2/#47457795)



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