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soul-stirring bipolar boltzmann
  06/10/17
Gay abortions: http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2042...
Magical hunting ground
  06/10/17
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soul-stirring bipolar boltzmann
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Lascivious Shivering Point
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Beta slate stag film
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Brass Soggy Whorehouse
  12/16/17
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Dead Hominid Milk
  09/17/20
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Magical hunting ground
  06/27/23
Retard in MBA class: http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread...
Magical hunting ground
  06/10/17
MOAR!
slippery light fortuitous meteor
  06/10/17
I know this is written by a quotemo not evan, but it was pit...
slippery light fortuitous meteor
  06/10/17
sup
azure talking therapy immigrant
  10/02/17
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slippery light fortuitous meteor
  12/22/17
Mario Bros. castle: http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_...
Magical hunting ground
  06/10/17
MOAR!
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  06/10/17
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vengeful snowy church building mad cow disease
  06/10/17
I remember writing it while sitting on the couch, half-aslee...
Magical hunting ground
  06/10/17
No offense but You were right.
Beta slate stag film
  06/11/17
How dare you
Magical hunting ground
  02/02/22
"Throwing her hands up in disgust, renowned financial g...
razzle-dazzle ruby step-uncle's house
  10/26/20
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slippery light fortuitous meteor
  06/10/17
Lmfao Ever thought of trying to get a job at the onion?
Boyish Obsidian Reading Party Temple
  06/10/17
the onion hasn't done this high level of writing in a decade
slippery light fortuitous meteor
  06/11/17
I'm debating whether they should be longer. Might be lame if...
Magical hunting ground
  06/11/17
try it the gay abortion one was a little longer and that ...
slippery light fortuitous meteor
  06/11/17
First Trump parody: http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_...
Magical hunting ground
  06/10/17
lol at the prescience of the Trump one
drunken digit ratio police squad
  01/19/20
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fear-inspiring turdskin property
  01/21/23
evan39 is our orwell
know-it-all cuck principal's office
  06/10/17
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  10/30/17
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Magical hunting ground
  06/11/17
where's the one about the Irish court procedures?
Contagious rough-skinned shrine coffee pot
  06/11/17
Tochmae Brannochbaen: http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?threa...
Magical hunting ground
  06/11/17
God's work. I remember clicking the wiki link actually expe...
Contagious rough-skinned shrine coffee pot
  06/11/17
yeah that one was good, and also the one about the Koreans w...
slippery light fortuitous meteor
  06/11/17
Chaebong Hyung: http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3...
Magical hunting ground
  06/11/17
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slippery light fortuitous meteor
  06/11/17
German man claims Antarctica http://xoxohth.com/thread.p...
Twinkling Menage
  06/17/17
The mother of all Trump posts http://www.autoadmit.com/th...
slippery light fortuitous meteor
  06/22/17
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fear-inspiring turdskin property
  09/12/23
where's the more recent one about the tech industry in Afric...
costumed charismatic university
  06/22/17
Somali and Sudanese engineers http://xoxohth.com/thread.p...
slippery light fortuitous meteor
  06/22/17
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costumed charismatic university
  06/22/17
MIT lingustics http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=34...
slippery light fortuitous meteor
  06/22/17
Woman chattering away http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_...
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mentally impaired rebellious lodge
  12/16/17
Retard in business school: http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?...
Magical hunting ground
  12/22/17
College dreams come true: http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?t...
Magical hunting ground
  12/22/17
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Magical hunting ground
  04/30/18
You need to write for a living, friend
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alcoholic state
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slippery light fortuitous meteor
  06/19/18
http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1630199&fo...
slippery light fortuitous meteor
  06/19/18
Holy shit what a goldmine of a thread
hairraiser blathering public bath national security agency
  08/18/18
Even I was surprised at how that one turned out. I remember ...
Magical hunting ground
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slippery light fortuitous meteor
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slippery light fortuitous meteor
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slippery light fortuitous meteor
  12/22/18
http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3069137&mc=72&am...
slippery light fortuitous meteor
  06/09/19
I love that one. There was another one about how Japanese ar...
Magical hunting ground
  06/09/19
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Magical hunting ground
  09/24/19
where’s the one about British elections that featured ...
Transparent nofapping mother azn
  09/24/19
A content machine.
razzle-dazzle ruby step-uncle's house
  09/24/19
amazing
bat-shit-crazy stock car kitchen
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Magical hunting ground
  12/31/19
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bat-shit-crazy stock car kitchen
  01/19/20
evan could seriously make his own onion/babylonbee website a...
drunken digit ratio police squad
  01/19/20
or shit at least a twitter account
drunken digit ratio police squad
  01/19/20
http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4552352&mc=8&...
bat-shit-crazy stock car kitchen
  06/05/20
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Magical hunting ground
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Evander Holyfield a huge Nirvana fan http://autoadmit.com/t...
lake business firm
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slippery light fortuitous meteor
  10/13/20
Israel-Trinidad peace deal http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?th...
bat-shit-crazy stock car kitchen
  10/26/20
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high-end odious indian lodge
  12/15/20
Trump mocks fat kid http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_...
Magical hunting ground
  12/15/20
Ty for ur service
Turquoise sticky really tough guy institution
  12/15/20
Plague doctor: http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=45...
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bat-shit-crazy stock car kitchen
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Magical hunting ground
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Orlando residents discover libraries http://xoxohth.com/thr...
bat-shit-crazy stock car kitchen
  08/21/21
Migrants flee images of Portland http://xoxohth.com/thread...
bat-shit-crazy stock car kitchen
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startling garrison pocket flask
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Impressive location
  02/18/26
Building collapses in Nigeria http://xoxohth.com/thread.php...
bat-shit-crazy stock car kitchen
  09/01/21
Larry Elder Reparations bill http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?...
bat-shit-crazy stock car kitchen
  09/07/21
Eating pussy causes cancer: https://xoxohth.com/thread.ph...
Magical hunting ground
  09/29/21
Texas death row: https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id...
Magical hunting ground
  09/29/21
Obituary mistake: https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_i...
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Magical hunting ground
  11/11/21
A literal bort treasure. A TREASURE.
razzle-dazzle ruby step-uncle's house
  11/11/21
Sotomayor oral arguments http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thre...
bat-shit-crazy stock car kitchen
  12/01/21
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Abnormal Swashbuckling House Dingle Berry
  12/12/21
Marco Rubio household finances http://xoxohth.com/thread.ph...
bat-shit-crazy stock car kitchen
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Magical hunting ground
  12/23/21
Principal spanking cheerleader: https://xoxohth.com/threa...
Magical hunting ground
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Fat lady at Cinnabon: https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thre...
Magical hunting ground
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Negative ad during MPM: https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?th...
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bat-shit-crazy stock car kitchen
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Why HRC didn’t go to Wisconsin http://xoxohth.com/thr...
alcoholic state
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fear-inspiring turdskin property
  09/12/23
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fear-inspiring turdskin property
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Asian baby's first word is Harvard: http://xoxohth.com/th...
Magical hunting ground
  10/08/22
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Naked white site
  10/08/22
Donkey Kong Country: http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread...
Magical hunting ground
  10/09/22
He's going hard in the paint.
Diverse henna native
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Emmett Till Missile Defense system efficacy questionable htt...
drunken digit ratio police squad
  10/19/22
Freddy Krueger files for unemployment: http://xoxohth.com...
Magical hunting ground
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alcoholic state
  03/03/26
Therapist learns about our board: http://xoxohth.com/thre...
Magical hunting ground
  11/11/22
Buttigieg tops new poll: http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?th...
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Naked white site
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alcoholic state
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Revised LSAT http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=535153...
alcoholic state
  06/12/23
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Coiffed Pit
  06/12/23
Stockton Rush in Hell: http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thre...
Magical hunting ground
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Directional State U http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id...
alcoholic state
  09/03/23
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Warren Buffett http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5398...
alcoholic state
  09/03/23
John Grisham sequel http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_i...
alcoholic state
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¡Yeb!’s parents meet Columba http://xoxohth.com...
alcoholic state
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Burning Man holocaust museum http://www.xoxohth.com/thread....
alcoholic state
  09/14/23
Female birdbrain mentality: https://xoxohth.com/thread.ph...
Magical hunting ground
  09/15/23
Teenager steals Chris Christie’s DQ http://www.xoxoht...
alcoholic state
  10/01/23
NATO goes woke: https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=...
Magical hunting ground
  10/06/23
Curb Your Enthusiasm S9 E1: The Grocery Store Clerk http://...
alcoholic state
  10/12/23
Frasier reboot: https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=...
Magical hunting ground
  10/13/23
Jeff Garlin canned from TV show http://www.xoxohth.com/thre...
alcoholic state
  10/21/23
Toyota trucks: https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5...
Magical hunting ground
  11/19/23
Intergalactic NOWAG: http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thre...
slippery light fortuitous meteor
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Abnormal Swashbuckling House Dingle Berry
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Kissinger in Hell: http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_i...
Magical hunting ground
  11/30/23
Home Alone: http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=49933...
Magical hunting ground
  12/06/23
Gore Vidal's stint writing for SHAZAM (DC Comics): http:/...
Diverse henna native
  12/06/23
George Costanza goes to Harvard: https://xoxohth.com/thre...
Magical hunting ground
  12/18/23
Cave drawings reveal prehistoric "me too" movement...
alcoholic state
  01/15/24
Despacito: https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=36492...
Magical hunting ground
  01/22/24
Seinfeld episode where Puddy disgusts Elaine by supporting T...
bat-shit-crazy stock car kitchen
  01/26/24
DOJ sues Apple http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=...
alcoholic state
  03/22/24
Perfect Strangers: https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_...
Magical hunting ground
  04/02/24
Bill Cosby stamps: https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_...
Magical hunting ground
  05/27/24
Judge Merchan's Choose Your Own Adventure http://www.xoxoht...
alcoholic state
  06/02/24
Disco Fries book review: http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?th...
Magical hunting ground
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Secret Service agents: https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thr...
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Scholarship addict: https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread...
Magical hunting ground
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Kramer likes black women: https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?...
Magical hunting ground
  09/20/24
The West Wing: https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4...
Magical hunting ground
  12/14/24
Steve Winwood's Broccoli: https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?...
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Last Sears location: http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread...
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Chad fucks an employee at my store: http://xoxohth.com/th...
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alcoholic state
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Evan has a threesome: http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?threa...
Magical hunting ground
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Fraud Incorporated: https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread...
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Trebuchets http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5671...
alcoholic state
  01/28/25
Birdbrain pilot lands on wrong carrier: https://xoxohth.c...
Magical hunting ground
  02/09/25
Elon Musk punishes liberals: https://xoxohth.com/thread.p...
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Kramer works for DOGE: https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thr...
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Jurassic Pajeet: https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id...
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Colonial shrew: https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=...
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Birdbrains love science: https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?t...
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Trump tariffs: https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5...
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Clarence Thomas: https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id...
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Pope Francis: https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=57...
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Invasion of Puerto Rico: https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?t...
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Female helicopter pilot: https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?t...
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Cave accident: https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5...
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Angels In The Outfield remake https://www.xoxohth.com/threa...
alcoholic state
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Birdbrain due process: https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thr...
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Birdbrain conference call: https://xoxohth.com/thread.php...
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alcoholic state
  01/19/26
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low-t patrolman piazza
  02/18/26
any good ones from the season where he was straight?
Impressive location
  02/18/26
Newsom identifies with black voters: https://xoxohth.com/...
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  02/22/26
Chris Rock makes fun of illiterate students: https://xoxo...
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Date: June 10th, 2017 7:08 AM
Author: soul-stirring bipolar boltzmann



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Date: June 10th, 2017 7:10 AM
Author: Magical hunting ground

Gay abortions:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2042886&forum_id=2#23142766

Disabled girl on swim team:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2157105&forum_id=2#22531339

Asian chick witnesses terror attack:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1999219&forum_id=2#21128872

Fat pride:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2129278&forum_id=2#22165891

ARE Reptile:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2912035&forum_id=2#28149541

Congo space program:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2506325&forum_id=2#25128076

Evan's startup:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2304075&forum_id=2#23573866

Putin mocks Obama:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2687211&forum_id=2#26419775

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Date: June 10th, 2017 7:13 AM
Author: soul-stirring bipolar boltzmann



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Date: June 10th, 2017 7:23 AM
Author: Lascivious Shivering Point



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Date: June 11th, 2017 8:16 AM
Author: Beta slate stag film



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Date: December 16th, 2017 11:09 AM
Author: Brass Soggy Whorehouse



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Date: September 17th, 2020 4:28 AM
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Date: June 27th, 2023 11:13 PM
Author: Magical hunting ground



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Date: June 10th, 2017 7:25 AM
Author: Magical hunting ground

Retard in MBA class:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3626933&mc=33&forum_id=2#33399344

Texas death row:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3593745&forum_id=2#33146892

British election:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3641098&mc=102&forum_id=2#33508074

Robby Mook:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3480470&mc=39&forum_id=2#32292834

Travel ban:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3512718&mc=83&forum_id=2#32527570

Evan the rock star:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3519255&forum_id=2#32575371

Jew lawyer's online world:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3324512&forum_id=2#31325990

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Date: June 10th, 2017 7:29 AM
Author: slippery light fortuitous meteor

MOAR!

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Date: June 10th, 2017 7:39 AM
Author: slippery light fortuitous meteor

I know this is written by a quotemo not evan, but it was pitch perfect and *about* evan so I'm just going to leave this here for safe keeping:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2958598&mc=106&forum_id=2#28519375

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Date: October 2nd, 2017 5:08 AM
Author: azure talking therapy immigrant

sup

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Date: December 22nd, 2017 1:46 AM
Author: slippery light fortuitous meteor



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Date: June 10th, 2017 7:39 AM
Author: Magical hunting ground

Mario Bros. castle:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3496815&forum_id=2#32412765

Trump the genius:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3416500&forum_id=2#33170908

Indian spelling bee:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3514430&forum_id=2#32537245

Pee Wee Herman:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3525851&forum_id=2#32620138

Sonya Sotomayor:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2555255&forum_id=2#25470344

Milk too spicy:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1941958&forum_id=2#25080667

Rubio is broke:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2885866&forum_id=2#27937011

Suze Orman:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=862473&forum_id=2#10210128

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Date: June 10th, 2017 7:40 AM
Author: slippery light fortuitous meteor

MOAR!

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Date: June 10th, 2017 12:08 PM
Author: slippery light fortuitous meteor



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Date: June 10th, 2017 3:50 PM
Author: slippery light fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2/#33522637)



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Date: June 10th, 2017 4:10 PM
Author: vengeful snowy church building mad cow disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2/#33522786)



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Date: June 10th, 2017 4:11 PM
Author: Magical hunting ground

I remember writing it while sitting on the couch, half-asleep. Didn't even think it was that good.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2/#33522789)



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Date: June 11th, 2017 8:17 AM
Author: Beta slate stag film

No offense but You were right.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2/#33526747)



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Date: February 2nd, 2022 7:49 AM
Author: Magical hunting ground

How dare you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2/#43891403)



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Date: October 26th, 2020 11:35 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle ruby step-uncle's house

"Throwing her hands up in disgust, renowned financial guru Suze Orman told her television audience today that they were "fucked" and that the current economic crisis would almost certainly send the country spiraling into a crippling depression.

"I told ya over and over to check your FICO score and keep track of the credit card debt. But did ya listen? No! And now we're all payin' for it, and we'll be payin' for it for years to come," she said. "God, I need to eat some pussy," she added."

Unbelievable

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2/#41189660)



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Date: June 10th, 2017 11:12 AM
Author: slippery light fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2/#33520918)



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Date: June 10th, 2017 3:56 PM
Author: Boyish Obsidian Reading Party Temple

Lmfao

Ever thought of trying to get a job at the onion?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2/#33522689)



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Date: June 11th, 2017 2:07 AM
Author: slippery light fortuitous meteor

the onion hasn't done this high level of writing in a decade

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2/#33526163)



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Date: June 11th, 2017 2:09 AM
Author: Magical hunting ground

I'm debating whether they should be longer. Might be lame if I made them too long and complicated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2/#33526172)



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Date: June 11th, 2017 2:11 AM
Author: slippery light fortuitous meteor

try it

the gay abortion one was a little longer and that worked great

I suspect you will know perfectly what the right timing is and how not to overplay an idea

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2/#33526182)



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Date: June 10th, 2017 5:19 PM
Author: Magical hunting ground

First Trump parody:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1630199&forum_id=2#17868759

Lawyer starts pest control business:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2149290&forum_id=2#22343296

Rachel Jeantel scholarship:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3004268&forum_id=2#28863714

Japanese lawyers:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3628804&forum_id=2#33413603

Obama's Kenyan relatives:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1427&forum_id=2#9339

Prole wins F-16 jet:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3455565&forum_id=2#32108956

KKK on Eric Garner:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2747319&forum_id=2#26860768

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2/#33523238)



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Date: January 19th, 2020 7:24 AM
Author: drunken digit ratio police squad

lol at the prescience of the Trump one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2/#39454027)



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Date: January 21st, 2023 2:55 PM
Author: fear-inspiring turdskin property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2/#45821589)



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Date: June 10th, 2017 5:24 PM
Author: know-it-all cuck principal's office

evan39 is our orwell

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2/#33523254)



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Date: October 30th, 2017 2:59 PM
Author: slippery light fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2/#34563055)



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Date: June 11th, 2017 2:06 AM
Author: Magical hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2/#33526156)



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Date: June 11th, 2017 2:08 AM
Author: Contagious rough-skinned shrine coffee pot

where's the one about the Irish court procedures?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2/#33526167)



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Date: June 11th, 2017 2:10 AM
Author: Magical hunting ground

Tochmae Brannochbaen:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2817166&forum_id=2#27386985

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2/#33526176)



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Date: June 11th, 2017 2:11 AM
Author: Contagious rough-skinned shrine coffee pot

God's work. I remember clicking the wiki link actually expecting to find more.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2/#33526180)



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Date: June 11th, 2017 2:10 AM
Author: slippery light fortuitous meteor

yeah that one was good, and also the one about the Koreans who don't do military service

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2/#33526177)



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Date: June 11th, 2017 2:12 AM
Author: Magical hunting ground

Chaebong Hyung:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3439099&forum_id=2#31981964

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2/#33526185)



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Date: June 11th, 2017 2:13 AM
Author: slippery light fortuitous meteor

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2/#33526194)



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Date: June 17th, 2017 9:31 AM
Author: Twinkling Menage

German man claims Antarctica

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3649819&mc=13&forum_id=2#33579075

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2/#33579719)



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Date: June 22nd, 2017 2:10 PM
Author: slippery light fortuitous meteor

The mother of all Trump posts

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1630199&forum_id=2#17868759

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3450395&mc=65&forum_id=2



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2/#33618173)



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Date: September 12th, 2023 12:56 PM
Author: fear-inspiring turdskin property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2/#46787896)



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Date: June 22nd, 2017 2:13 PM
Author: costumed charismatic university

where's the more recent one about the tech industry in Africa?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2/#33618206)



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Date: June 22nd, 2017 2:19 PM
Author: slippery light fortuitous meteor

Somali and Sudanese engineers

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3512718&mc=96&forum_id=2#32527570

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2/#33618251)



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Date: June 22nd, 2017 2:21 PM
Author: costumed charismatic university

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2/#33618274)



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Date: June 22nd, 2017 2:52 PM
Author: slippery light fortuitous meteor

MIT lingustics

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3451372&mc=37&forum_id=2#33532430

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2/#33618571)



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Date: October 12th, 2017 7:51 PM
Author: slippery light fortuitous meteor

Woman chattering away

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3692291&mc=140&forum_id=2#33915688

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2/#34428616)



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Date: December 14th, 2017 10:52 AM
Author: slippery light fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2/#34917179)



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Date: December 16th, 2017 11:06 AM
Author: mentally impaired rebellious lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2/#34934416)



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Date: December 22nd, 2017 1:47 AM
Author: Magical hunting ground

Retard in business school:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3626933&mc=33&forum_id=2#33399344

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2/#34981652)



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Date: December 22nd, 2017 1:52 AM
Author: Magical hunting ground

College dreams come true:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3604840&mc=91&forum_id=2#33232401

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2/#34981676)



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Date: April 30th, 2018 1:28 AM
Author: Magical hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2/#35948254)



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Date: April 30th, 2018 2:47 AM
Author: bat-shit-crazy stock car kitchen

You need to write for a living, friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2/#35948376)



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Date: April 30th, 2018 4:27 AM
Author: alcoholic state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2/#35948443)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 8:06 AM
Author: slippery light fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2/#36270560)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 8:06 AM
Author: slippery light fortuitous meteor

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1630199&forum_id=2#17868759

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2/#36270559)



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Date: August 18th, 2018 7:38 PM
Author: hairraiser blathering public bath national security agency

Holy shit what a goldmine of a thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2/#36640771)



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Date: January 19th, 2020 4:35 AM
Author: Magical hunting ground

Even I was surprised at how that one turned out. I remember writing it back in 2011, thinking it was a ridiculous idea.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2/#39453962)



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Date: August 18th, 2018 7:27 PM
Author: slippery light fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2/#36640736)



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Date: October 19th, 2018 9:54 PM
Author: slippery light fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2/#37059384)



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Date: October 20th, 2018 2:25 AM
Author: slippery light fortuitous meteor

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4110344&mc=38&forum_id=2#37055876

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2/#37060584)



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Date: December 22nd, 2018 8:54 PM
Author: slippery light fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2/#37455246)



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Date: June 9th, 2019 8:19 AM
Author: slippery light fortuitous meteor

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3069137&mc=72&forum_id=2#29368429

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2/#38361699)



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Date: June 9th, 2019 8:20 AM
Author: Magical hunting ground

I love that one. There was another one about how Japanese are constantly trying to "save face" but I can't find it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2/#38361701)



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Date: September 24th, 2019 9:46 AM
Author: Magical hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2/#38877548)



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Date: September 24th, 2019 10:50 AM
Author: Transparent nofapping mother azn

where’s the one about British elections that featured a character named “Thomas Crappington”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2/#38877869)



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Date: September 24th, 2019 10:52 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle ruby step-uncle's house

A content machine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2/#38877885)



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Date: September 25th, 2019 8:30 AM
Author: bat-shit-crazy stock car kitchen

amazing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2/#38882590)



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Date: September 25th, 2019 2:35 AM
Author: Awkward kink-friendly plaza mad-dog skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2/#38882229)



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Date: December 31st, 2019 11:43 AM
Author: Magical hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2/#39355241)



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Date: January 19th, 2020 3:07 AM
Author: bat-shit-crazy stock car kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2/#39453912)



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Date: January 19th, 2020 7:19 AM
Author: drunken digit ratio police squad

evan could seriously make his own onion/babylonbee website and get a fair amount of click-based revenue

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2/#39454024)



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Date: January 19th, 2020 7:20 AM
Author: drunken digit ratio police squad

or shit at least a twitter account

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2/#39454025)



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Date: June 5th, 2020 6:05 AM
Author: bat-shit-crazy stock car kitchen

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4552352&mc=8&forum_id=2#40352249

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2/#40352316)



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Date: June 12th, 2020 8:17 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy stock car kitchen

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4558762&mc=36&forum_id=2#40403074

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2/#40406548)



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Date: December 15th, 2020 1:25 PM
Author: Iridescent black woman rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2/#41552992)



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Date: June 29th, 2020 12:07 PM
Author: Magical hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2/#40515320)



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Date: September 17th, 2020 4:18 AM
Author: bat-shit-crazy stock car kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2/#40933690)



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Date: September 17th, 2020 4:51 AM
Author: Magical hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2/#40933705)



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Date: September 17th, 2020 5:40 AM
Author: lake business firm

Evander Holyfield a huge Nirvana fan

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4623583&mc=17&forum_id=2#40911763

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2/#40933741)



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Date: October 13th, 2020 11:25 AM
Author: slippery light fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2/#41102650)



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Date: October 26th, 2020 11:22 AM
Author: bat-shit-crazy stock car kitchen

Israel-Trinidad peace deal

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4661189&mc=14&forum_id=2#41183268

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2/#41189584)



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Date: December 15th, 2020 1:07 PM
Author: high-end odious indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2/#41552844)



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Date: December 15th, 2020 1:06 PM
Author: Magical hunting ground

Trump mocks fat kid

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4539072&forum_id=2#40249064

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2/#41552834)



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Date: December 15th, 2020 1:14 PM
Author: Turquoise sticky really tough guy institution

Ty for ur service

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2/#41552905)



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Date: February 10th, 2021 10:10 AM
Author: Magical hunting ground

Plague doctor:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4565172&forum_id=2#40455243

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2/#41919736)



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Date: March 10th, 2021 7:02 PM
Author: Magical hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2/#42082175)



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Date: May 4th, 2021 10:32 AM
Author: bat-shit-crazy stock car kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2/#42398184)



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Date: May 15th, 2021 5:14 AM
Author: Magical hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2/#42465406)



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Date: August 21st, 2021 9:36 AM
Author: bat-shit-crazy stock car kitchen

Orlando residents discover libraries

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4904388&mc=16&forum_id=2#42985238

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2/#42985440)



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Date: August 25th, 2021 12:37 AM
Author: bat-shit-crazy stock car kitchen

Migrants flee images of Portland

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4905653&mc=59&forum_id=2#43000245

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2/#43004999)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 2:25 AM
Author: startling garrison pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2/#48551479)



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Date: February 18th, 2026 11:43 PM
Author: Impressive location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2/#49679520)



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Date: September 1st, 2021 12:26 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy stock car kitchen

Building collapses in Nigeria

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4912039&mc=8&forum_id=2#43044616

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2/#43045312)



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Date: September 7th, 2021 1:01 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy stock car kitchen

Larry Elder Reparations bill

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4915948&mc=10&forum_id=2#43075881

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2/#43076299)



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Date: September 29th, 2021 12:26 PM
Author: Magical hunting ground

Eating pussy causes cancer:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3653845&mc=18&forum_id=2#33607236

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2/#43195878)



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Date: September 29th, 2021 12:38 PM
Author: Magical hunting ground

Texas death row:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3593745&mc=80&forum_id=2#33146892

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2/#43195939)



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Date: September 29th, 2021 1:49 PM
Author: Magical hunting ground

Obituary mistake:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276120&mc=30&forum_id=2#38220321

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2/#43196437)



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Date: November 11th, 2021 6:31 PM
Author: Magical hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2/#43426781)



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Date: November 11th, 2021 6:42 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle ruby step-uncle's house

A literal bort treasure. A TREASURE.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2/#43426815)



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Date: December 1st, 2021 9:42 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy stock car kitchen

Sotomayor oral arguments

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4976532&mc=25&forum_id=2#43540045

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2/#43542932)



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Date: December 12th, 2021 9:45 AM
Author: Abnormal Swashbuckling House Dingle Berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2/#43596380)



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Date: December 12th, 2021 9:41 AM
Author: bat-shit-crazy stock car kitchen

Marco Rubio household finances

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2885866&forum_id=2#27937011

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2/#43596369)



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Date: December 23rd, 2021 3:26 PM
Author: Magical hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2/#43664491)



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Date: January 2nd, 2022 11:13 PM
Author: Magical hunting ground

Principal spanking cheerleader:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4998014&mc=18&forum_id=2#43709431

Tommy Turdskin:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4998101&mc=18&forum_id=2#43709973

Jeff Garlin got fired:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4986215&mc=79&forum_id=2#43619211

House of Evan:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3633979&mc=32&forum_id=2#33453710

Technology in urban schools:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4597766&mc=26&forum_id=2#41771905

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2/#43719419)



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Date: February 10th, 2022 5:12 PM
Author: Magical hunting ground

Fat lady at Cinnabon:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5028980&mc=9&forum_id=2#43945962

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2/#43946102)



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Date: April 8th, 2022 10:20 AM
Author: Magical hunting ground

Negative ad during MPM:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4991936&mc=33&forum_id=2#43662502

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2/#44301829)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 9:17 AM
Author: bat-shit-crazy stock car kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2/#44377769)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 28th, 2022 4:35 AM
Author: alcoholic state

Why HRC didn’t go to Wisconsin

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5141308&mc=9&forum_id=2#44757342

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2/#44757593)



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Date: September 12th, 2023 12:56 PM
Author: fear-inspiring turdskin property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2/#46787892)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 19th, 2026 12:52 AM
Author: fear-inspiring turdskin property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2/#49679564)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 8th, 2022 6:46 AM
Author: Magical hunting ground

Asian baby's first word is Harvard:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1939572&mc=73&forum_id=2#20607250

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2/#45299234)



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Date: October 8th, 2022 6:46 AM
Author: Naked white site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2/#45299235)



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Date: October 9th, 2022 4:27 AM
Author: Magical hunting ground

Donkey Kong Country:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4381378&mc=42&forum_id=2#45294157

Gore Vidal comics:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5208431&mc=13&forum_id=2#45301885

Ukraine shrews:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5207186&mc=38&forum_id=2#45293401

Biden nuclear war:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5207418&mc=27&forum_id=2#45293499

Emmett Till missile system:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5215267&mc=10&forum_id=2#45355000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2/#45303375)



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Date: October 19th, 2022 2:36 AM
Author: Diverse henna native

He's going hard in the paint.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2/#45355046)



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Date: October 19th, 2022 2:34 AM
Author: Magical hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2/#45355031)



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Date: October 19th, 2022 2:35 AM
Author: drunken digit ratio police squad

Emmett Till Missile Defense system efficacy questionable http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5215267&forum_id=2#45355000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2/#45355039)



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Date: October 24th, 2022 5:17 AM
Author: Magical hunting ground

Freddy Krueger files for unemployment:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4880925&mc=30&forum_id=2#42805242

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2/#45380393)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 5:19 AM
Author: glittery very tactful trailer park volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2/#48551569)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 3rd, 2026 11:26 PM
Author: alcoholic state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2/#49713693)



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Date: November 11th, 2022 11:00 PM
Author: Magical hunting ground

Therapist learns about our board:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5009500&mc=76&forum_id=2#43801845

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2/#45480742)



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Date: November 25th, 2022 1:07 AM
Author: Magical hunting ground

Buttigieg tops new poll:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5178444&mc=57&forum_id=2#45056415

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2/#45542107)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 6th, 2022 6:38 AM
Author: Naked white site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2/#45592426)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 25th, 2022 1:01 AM
Author: Magical hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2/#45689672)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 28th, 2022 12:58 AM
Author: alcoholic state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2/#45704179)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 12th, 2023 2:01 AM
Author: alcoholic state

Revised LSAT

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5351532&mc=47&forum_id=2#46397780

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2/#46417143)



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Date: June 12th, 2023 2:21 AM
Author: Coiffed Pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2/#46417156)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 26th, 2023 4:03 AM
Author: Magical hunting ground

Stockton Rush in Hell:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5363054&forum_id=2#46473970

John King talking about Evan and Boom:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5229937&mc=23&forum_id=2#45459487

Whites are the master race:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5364174&mc=11&forum_id=2#46482355

New shopping app:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3730375&mc=32&forum_id=2#34200696

Founding Fathers:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5314839&mc=34&forum_id=2#46112141

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2/#46473984)



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Date: July 15th, 2023 12:02 AM
Author: Magical hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2/#46549529)



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Date: September 3rd, 2023 12:36 PM
Author: alcoholic state

Directional State U

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2301214&mc=123&forum_id=2#24174904

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2/#46750143)



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Date: September 3rd, 2023 5:31 PM
Author: Magical hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2/#46750922)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 3rd, 2023 5:59 PM
Author: alcoholic state

Warren Buffett

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5398871&mc=26&forum_id=2#46749329

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2/#46751002)



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Date: September 6th, 2023 2:01 PM
Author: alcoholic state

John Grisham sequel

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5400618&mc=7&forum_id=2#46761141

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2/#46761237)



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Date: September 12th, 2023 12:55 PM
Author: alcoholic state

¡Yeb!’s parents meet Columba

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5404572&mc=12&forum_id=2#46787677

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2/#46787884)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 14th, 2023 10:49 AM
Author: alcoholic state

Burning Man holocaust museum

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5399050&mc=10&forum_id=2#46769358

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2/#46795853)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 15th, 2023 8:22 AM
Author: Magical hunting ground

Female birdbrain mentality:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5405095&mc=52&forum_id=2#46791535

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2/#46799978)



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Date: October 1st, 2023 4:17 AM
Author: alcoholic state

Teenager steals Chris Christie’s DQ

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5416563&mc=12&forum_id=2#46867706

Gavin Newsom appoints a senator

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5416529&mc=5&forum_id=2#46867607

Lonely lawyer sued for taking Olive Garden's "When you're here, you're family"

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5416518&mc=4&forum_id=2#46867645



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2/#46867817)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 6th, 2023 7:06 PM
Author: Magical hunting ground

NATO goes woke:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5216107&forum_id=2#45360769

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2/#46894871)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 12th, 2023 4:15 AM
Author: alcoholic state

Curb Your Enthusiasm S9 E1: The Grocery Store Clerk

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3552621&mc=95&forum_id=2#32825680

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2/#46923177)



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Date: October 13th, 2023 3:22 AM
Author: Magical hunting ground

Frasier reboot:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4021381&mc=71&forum_id=2#36391706

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2/#46928716)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 21st, 2023 3:07 AM
Author: alcoholic state

Jeff Garlin canned from TV show

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4986215&mc=82&forum_id=2#43619211

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2/#46963933)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 19th, 2023 7:55 PM
Author: Magical hunting ground

Toyota trucks:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5353893&mc=24&forum_id=2#46413645

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2/#47075938)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 30th, 2023 10:05 PM
Author: slippery light fortuitous meteor

Intergalactic NOWAG:

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2533244&mc=25&forum_id=2#25307364

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2/#47118971)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 30th, 2023 10:07 PM
Author: Abnormal Swashbuckling House Dingle Berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2/#47118982)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 30th, 2023 11:29 PM
Author: Magical hunting ground

Kissinger in Hell:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5452447&mc=9&forum_id=2#47115612

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2/#47119285)



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Date: December 6th, 2023 8:27 AM
Author: Magical hunting ground

Home Alone:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4993393&mc=42&forum_id=2#43673975

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2/#47138811)



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Date: December 6th, 2023 8:29 AM
Author: Diverse henna native

Gore Vidal's stint writing for SHAZAM (DC Comics):

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5208431&forum_id=2#45301885

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2/#47138821)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 18th, 2023 11:14 AM
Author: Magical hunting ground

George Costanza goes to Harvard:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5471194&mc=21&forum_id=2#47269646

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2/#47183791)



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Date: January 15th, 2024 3:29 AM
Author: alcoholic state

Cave drawings reveal prehistoric "me too" movement

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5475552&mc=15&forum_id=2#47285301

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2/#47288790)



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Date: January 22nd, 2024 9:47 AM
Author: Magical hunting ground

Despacito:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3649296&mc=27&forum_id=2#33570800

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2/#47316607)



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Date: January 26th, 2024 3:59 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy stock car kitchen

Seinfeld episode where Puddy disgusts Elaine by supporting TX vs Biden

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5481708&mc=7&forum_id=2#47334089

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2/#47334134)



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Date: March 22nd, 2024 4:49 PM
Author: alcoholic state

DOJ sues Apple

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5507578&mc=15&forum_id=2#47516823

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2/#47517084)



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Date: April 2nd, 2024 5:58 AM
Author: Magical hunting ground

Perfect Strangers:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5069522&mc=15&forum_id=2#46374106

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2/#47547603)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 27th, 2024 8:55 AM
Author: Magical hunting ground

Bill Cosby stamps:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5533096&mc=2&forum_id=2#47694613

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2/#47694636)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 2nd, 2024 10:35 AM
Author: alcoholic state

Judge Merchan's Choose Your Own Adventure

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5535791&mc=3&forum_id=2#47712509

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2/#47712630)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 14th, 2024 5:46 PM
Author: Magical hunting ground

Disco Fries book review:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5575674&forum_id=2#47963986

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2/#47966302)



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Date: August 17th, 2024 4:57 PM
Author: Magical hunting ground

Secret Service agents:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5555614&mc=16&forum_id=2#47974960

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2/#47976893)



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Date: August 22nd, 2024 10:04 PM
Author: Magical hunting ground

Scholarship addict:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5580539&mc=15&forum_id=2#47991617

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2/#47996531)



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Date: September 20th, 2024 12:04 AM
Author: Magical hunting ground

Kramer likes black women:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5598336&mc=3&forum_id=2#48111856

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2/#48111902)



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Date: December 14th, 2024 8:13 PM
Author: Magical hunting ground

The West Wing:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4951339&mc=11&forum_id=2#48449167

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2/#48449228)



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Date: December 19th, 2024 10:30 PM
Author: Magical hunting ground

Steve Winwood's Broccoli:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5651756&mc=13&forum_id=2#48466651

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2/#48467739)



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Date: December 26th, 2024 11:15 PM
Author: Magical hunting ground

Last Sears location:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5653619&mc=11&forum_id=2#48480858

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2/#48490398)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 14th, 2025 2:23 AM
Author: Magical hunting ground

Chad fucks an employee at my store:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663590&mc=6&forum_id=2#48551450

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2/#48551475)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 14th, 2025 2:25 AM
Author: startling garrison pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2/#48551477)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 16th, 2025 3:35 AM
Author: alcoholic state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2/#48556988)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 16th, 2025 1:32 AM
Author: Magical hunting ground

Evan has a threesome:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663664&mc=24&forum_id=2#48554120

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2/#48556939)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 19th, 2025 2:51 AM
Author: Magical hunting ground

Fraud Incorporated:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5665645&mc=5&forum_id=2#48564772

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2/#48564822)



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Date: January 28th, 2025 11:16 PM
Author: alcoholic state

Trebuchets

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5671576&mc=11&forum_id=2#48596799

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2/#48599922)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 9th, 2025 2:48 AM
Author: Magical hunting ground

Birdbrain pilot lands on wrong carrier:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5016607&mc=24&forum_id=2#48638129

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2/#48638144)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 14th, 2025 10:03 PM
Author: Magical hunting ground

Elon Musk punishes liberals:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5681083&mc=5&forum_id=2#48661859

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2/#48661875)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 1st, 2025 9:55 PM
Author: Magical hunting ground

Kramer works for DOGE:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5676099&mc=6&forum_id=2#48706547

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2/#48706553)



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Date: March 26th, 2025 12:14 AM
Author: Magical hunting ground

Jurassic Pajeet:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5699406&mc=6&forum_id=2#48779796

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2/#48782712)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 1st, 2025 10:10 PM
Author: Magical hunting ground

Colonial shrew:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5702438&mc=18&forum_id=2#48798134

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2/#48805077)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 15th, 2025 10:15 PM
Author: Magical hunting ground

Birdbrains love science:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5710720&mc=18&forum_id=2#48848214

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2/#48851327)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 18th, 2025 2:00 AM
Author: Magical hunting ground

Trump tariffs:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5711423&mc=19&forum_id=2#48851886

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2/#48859653)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 19th, 2025 6:35 PM
Author: Magical hunting ground

Clarence Thomas:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5713269&mc=17&forum_id=2#48863371

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2/#48863379)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 22nd, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: Magical hunting ground

Pope Francis:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5713790&mc=42&forum_id=2#48865884

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2/#48869849)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 24th, 2025 2:00 AM
Author: Magical hunting ground

Invasion of Puerto Rico:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5714331&mc=19&forum_id=2#48872876

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2/#48876095)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 27th, 2025 6:16 PM
Author: Magical hunting ground

Female helicopter pilot:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5717188&mc=54&forum_id=2#48885711

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2/#48885819)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 30th, 2025 3:35 AM
Author: Magical hunting ground

Cave accident:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5717928&mc=17&forum_id=2#48889635

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2/#48892585)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 3rd, 2025 10:34 PM
Author: Magical hunting ground

Halloween candy:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4669574&mc=36&forum_id=2#41241759

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2/#48902188)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 8th, 2025 11:14 PM
Author: Magical hunting ground

India-Pakistan conflict:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5721401&mc=27&forum_id=2#48910213

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2/#48915918)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 28th, 2025 4:47 AM
Author: alcoholic state

Angels In The Outfield remake

https://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730413&mc=9&forum_id=2#48966493

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2/#48966809)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 19th, 2025 9:04 PM
Author: Magical hunting ground

Birdbrain due process:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5736688&mc=22&forum_id=2#49010355

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2/#49033584)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 2nd, 2025 11:56 PM
Author: Magical hunting ground

Mormon Starbucks:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767336&mc=11&forum_id=2#49220754

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2/#49232502)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 7:17 AM
Author: Magical hunting ground

Scared straight:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4367589&mc=39&forum_id=2#46591448

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2/#49455444)



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Date: December 29th, 2025 3:28 AM
Author: Magical hunting ground

Birdbrain conference call:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5692786&mc=31&forum_id=2#49543826

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2/#49546540)



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Date: January 19th, 2026 3:40 AM
Author: alcoholic state

Trump threatens war with Norway over Nobel Peace Prize:

https://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823780&mc=4&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2/#49600388)



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Date: February 18th, 2026 11:22 PM
Author: low-t patrolman piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2/#49679497)



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Date: February 18th, 2026 11:42 PM
Author: Impressive location

any good ones from the season where he was straight?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2/#49679519)



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Date: February 22nd, 2026 9:55 PM
Author: Magical hunting ground

Newsom identifies with black voters:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837370&mc=5&forum_id=2#49687951

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2/#49687964)



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Date: March 7th, 2026 1:17 AM
Author: evan39

Chris Rock makes fun of illiterate students:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836024&mc=63&forum_id=2#49679646

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2/#49722791)



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Date: March 12th, 2026 10:42 PM
Author: evan39

Female Air Force pilot:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5844858&mc=24&forum_id=2#49738780

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2/#49738785)