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how the fuck do people not survive plane crashes?

why dont people just line up at the emergency exit and jump ...
floppy avocado mother
  11/17/13
wow great point man
insane duck-like death wish
  11/17/13
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green church boistinker
  02/09/14
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floppy avocado mother
  12/01/13
jejumos = chink laguardians are cumskin and thus immune to ...
nyuug
  03/24/26
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nyuug
  03/24/26
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nyuug
  03/25/26
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nyuug
  03/25/26
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electric water buffalo
  11/17/13
you mean so like the plane lands on top of them in a huge fi...
grizzly razzle ladyboy
  11/17/13
Jump as far to the side as you can then stop drop and roll. ...
Smoky bateful candlestick maker meetinghouse
  11/17/13
don't forget to drop 30k feet into the ocean with your body ...
passionate space
  11/18/13
tp
Lilac Den Trust Fund
  11/03/25
(Guy who is completely submerged in obvious flame)
clear people who are hurt
  12/01/13
not flame someone in my freshman history class suggested thi...
pungent dead site queen of the night
  11/17/13
i know a dude who actually did it. still cant believe he pul...
electric water buffalo
  11/17/13
probably just timed the jump RIGHT before the plane hit the ...
pungent dead site queen of the night
  11/17/13
right, i mean to be safe i'd do it from like 20-30 feet, id ...
floppy avocado mother
  11/17/13
yeah exactly
pungent dead site queen of the night
  11/17/13
i'm pretty sure this is not how physics works.
Chrome Karate Institution
  12/22/14
pretty sure you're an dumb fage (imagine I produced that lik...
pungent dead site queen of the night
  12/22/14
go back to reddit
pearl hall
  12/10/19
cr same applies to elevator crashes - why not just jump u...
Up-to-no-good orange rehab bbw
  11/17/13
hard part about this is timing. you never really know and th...
floppy avocado mother
  11/17/13
What if it is at night though bro?
Rusted Gas Station Idiot
  11/17/13
see the lights, etc. its really not that hard if you think a...
floppy avocado mother
  11/17/13
dude, I have said this for like, 10 years of something. we ...
Dashing judgmental kitchen milk
  02/22/14
You don't even need to jump you can just climb up on the rai...
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  04/07/16
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seedy hairraiser dingle berry
  12/10/19
Wouldn't the elevator floor stop your fall?
olive self-absorbed pistol
  03/03/24
i love how this is a thought every 8 year old has had. anyon...
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  11/17/13
I used to want to bring an umbrella so I could use it as a p...
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  11/17/13
or a gigantic shopping bag
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  11/17/13
?
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  11/17/13
i used to not understand why I couldn't attach a fishing lin...
Azure buck-toothed masturbator digit ratio
  11/18/13
Well?
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  02/22/14
[Shitty Lakitu throwing Spinys]
Domesticated concupiscible scourge upon the earth fortuitous meteor
  03/24/15
you're still falling from 10,000 feet or whatever
Poppy Locale
  11/17/13
(physics n00b)
electric water buffalo
  11/17/13
almost no plane crashes are just the plane falling from the ...
wonderful painfully honest casino friendly grandma
  11/17/13
Your done here lol
sepia mind-boggling pozpig gaping
  11/17/13
just exit a moving vehicle falling at 500mph
Poppy Locale
  11/17/13
you just jump the other way moron. like the planes going for...
floppy avocado mother
  11/17/13
jumping from a colliding plane when it's like 100 feet from ...
Poppy Locale
  11/17/13
Let's jump straight to simple English wikipedia: http://simp...
sepia mind-boggling pozpig gaping
  11/17/13
Ummm.....it would be fine as long as you jumped out right ab...
pungent dead site queen of the night
  11/17/13
(guy who thinks a plane goes from 10,000 feet to 0 in 10 sec...
floppy avocado mother
  11/17/13
It's not freefall but you're still being pulled down with th...
Poppy Locale
  11/17/13
even terry schiavo could get out of the emergency exit from ...
floppy avocado mother
  11/17/13
you're getting destroyed ITT lil' breh you should consider r...
pungent dead site queen of the night
  11/17/13
You're done here
Magical Nibblets Haunted Graveyard
  11/19/13
(idiot)
pungent dead site queen of the night
  11/17/13
...
Outnumbered Crystalline Yarmulke
  11/17/13
yeah i wondered this too but a lot depends on the angle of t...
glassy stage brethren
  11/17/13
right, but its almost inexcusable for there to be no survivo...
floppy avocado mother
  11/17/13
i never understood why so many people survive car accidents ...
Outnumbered Crystalline Yarmulke
  11/17/13
something to do with airbags i think
Up-to-no-good orange rehab bbw
  11/17/13
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pungent dead site queen of the night
  11/17/13
ahhh makes sense
Outnumbered Crystalline Yarmulke
  11/17/13
how the fuck does this thread have 35 posts?
Lascivious Location Regret
  11/17/13
only?
glassy stage brethren
  11/17/13
because there are a lot of stupid motherfuckers who actually...
pungent dead site queen of the night
  11/17/13
(guy who whistles "its a wonderful life" while sit...
floppy avocado mother
  11/17/13
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pungent dead site queen of the night
  11/17/13
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misanthropic bipolar tattoo ratface
  11/19/13
Also, why not just make the airplane from the same material ...
Bearded Cruise Ship Partner
  11/17/13
i just dont think this would be cost effective, but it would...
floppy avocado mother
  11/17/13
Shitlawyer union won't let them
sepia mind-boggling pozpig gaping
  11/17/13
lol because it would be too heavy and wouldn't fly
Flesh step-uncle's house
  11/17/13
couldnt they just make the engines stronger?
Outnumbered Crystalline Yarmulke
  11/17/13
lol
Flesh step-uncle's house
  11/17/13
lol like "lol can't believe i didn't think of that,&quo...
Bearded Cruise Ship Partner
  11/17/13
LOL yo ostrich....why aren't your wings stronger??
glassy stage brethren
  11/17/13
lmao.
passionate space
  11/18/13
cq
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  03/03/24
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Lilac Den Trust Fund
  11/03/25
After you jump out you've got to start running as fast as yo...
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  11/17/13
lol'd irl from picturing this
passionate space
  11/18/13
Underrated
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holy shit lol
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tyft mental image
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  12/22/14
chortled, picturing road runner legs.
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  12/22/14
Aren't exit doors auto locked while the plane is moving? How...
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  11/17/13
"Finally, you're going to still hit the ground pretty f...
pungent dead site queen of the night
  11/17/13
Your degree taught you shit dumbass. http://dsc.discover...
topaz supple forum marketing idea
  11/17/13
"Hoe many planes falling at 500 mph have people success...
pungent dead site queen of the night
  11/17/13
I also usually drink a glass of milk right before i fly so m...
Bearded Cruise Ship Partner
  11/17/13
yeah I mean every bit helps
pungent dead site queen of the night
  11/17/13
Gotta COP DAT Boniva bro
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  11/17/13
*legit retard*
Mauve stirring theater stage
  11/17/13
Read up faggot http://dsc.discovery.com/tv-shows/mythbust...
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  11/17/13
That's even easier, you don't have to worry about the plane ...
Mauve stirring theater stage
  11/17/13
titcr chip kelly is done here
Outnumbered Crystalline Yarmulke
  11/17/13
yeah great evidence there bro citing an experiment run by tw...
pungent dead site queen of the night
  11/17/13
LJL dude. You claim to have a physics degree but you and the...
topaz supple forum marketing idea
  11/17/13
show your work, faggot
Puce trip chad cuckold
  11/17/13
cr what a clown lol
pungent dead site queen of the night
  11/17/13
right and all you could do is cite some neckbeard experiment...
pungent dead site queen of the night
  11/17/13
"According to the laws of physics, both the elevator ca...
topaz supple forum marketing idea
  11/17/13
am seriously lolling hard at your NOSTEM here breh. ...
pungent dead site queen of the night
  11/17/13
LJL. You're done here until you explain. I offered my explan...
topaz supple forum marketing idea
  11/17/13
? I don't need to prove you wrong faggot I have a Physics B....
pungent dead site queen of the night
  11/17/13
i thought you had a ph.d
Puce trip chad cuckold
  11/17/13
same thing but no yeah i gave up those dreams to be...
pungent dead site queen of the night
  11/17/13
you are working in an overly simplistic newtonian framework....
Puce trip chad cuckold
  11/17/13
this experiment is obviously flawed. They used a dummy inste...
Puce trip chad cuckold
  11/17/13
LJL, how could the dummy even jump?
Mauve stirring theater stage
  11/17/13
LOL
pungent dead site queen of the night
  11/17/13
(Kia salesman laughing off crash test results)
topaz supple forum marketing idea
  11/17/13
Did you even read your link? The person SURVIVED the fall. ...
Mauve stirring theater stage
  11/17/13
How are the "physics" different mouthbreather? ...
topaz supple forum marketing idea
  11/17/13
The ACTUAL PERSON survived, obviously Buster the dummy was u...
Mauve stirring theater stage
  11/17/13
LOL tyft great flame or you are legitimately retarded
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  11/18/13
chip kelly juggernaut is DONE HERE
wonderful painfully honest casino friendly grandma
  11/17/13
worst selfpwn i've seen in a while
mewling amber sandwich
  11/17/13
really embarassing
overrated irradiated abode
  11/18/13
no one here has actually refuted this theory besids lol reta...
floppy avocado mother
  11/17/13
According to the laws of physics, both the elevator car and ...
topaz supple forum marketing idea
  11/17/13
Did you even read your link? The ACTUAL PERSON survived, ...
Mauve stirring theater stage
  11/17/13
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Cerebral coldplay fan dopamine
  11/18/13
Bort, what's the debate and who is between? tyia
glassy stage brethren
  11/17/13
these people who can't think for themselves just buy into co...
floppy avocado mother
  11/17/13
well executed flame
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  11/17/13
holy shit not flame
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  12/17/13
tl;dr why don't airlines give everyone a parachute; why d...
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  11/17/13
it has been done successfully, see the capt sullenberger fli...
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cr, Sully had the foresight to get everyone out on the wing ...
Mauve stirring theater stage
  11/17/13
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  11/18/13
Actually a few people do this in almost every plane crash, ...
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the scariest thing about this thread? the people that don...
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  11/18/13
Sorry you can't think for yourself and you buy into the airl...
floppy avocado mother
  11/18/13
the ONLY question that matters. how can i change?
nighttime claret mad-dog skullcap
  11/18/13
If I was in 100 plane crashes with hull loss,I guarantee you...
floppy avocado mother
  11/18/13
i bet you could engineer a much more survivable plane. why ...
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(guy who didn't see the Asiana crash) The plane literally...
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  11/18/13
that was pretty good. it's tail cracked off but because it ...
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  11/18/13
i won't speak to plane crashes, but regarding plunging eleva...
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  11/18/13
Jumping absolutely prevents injury. You'll be fine. The hard...
floppy avocado mother
  11/18/13
cr the voice of reason
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i think this is how they filmed the movie gravity.
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If the plane is going to crash into a body of water, would i...
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  11/18/13
You'd survive the fall but if you're far from land you're go...
floppy avocado mother
  11/18/13
a terminal velocity free fall into water is likely not survi...
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  11/18/13
dood just throw your carry on into the water first to break ...
milky locus
  11/19/13
happened to me we all jumped at the last second most of us j...
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I read somewhere that a good number of people actually do su...
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best thread i've read on XO in over a year
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I read this entire thread while taking a shit at the airport...
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  11/19/13
Everytime I'm in an airplane I just laugh at how people sit ...
floppy avocado mother
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floppy avocado mother
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ty, brother.
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well this is where you then apply the ingenious techniques f...
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  12/17/13
show your work breh. i know at least three people that survi...
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This is retarded flame. If you jump in an elevator or any so...
floppy avocado mother
  12/17/13
if only the malaysian airline passengers were informed about...
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if u can't time ur jump correctly u might as well pile up as...
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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:45 PM
Author: floppy avocado mother

why dont people just line up at the emergency exit and jump out right before the plane hits the ground? Seems literally retarded that people don't do this more. Most people will die but the people at the exits should never die.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2/#24458418)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:45 PM
Author: insane duck-like death wish

wow great point man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2/#24458428)



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Date: February 9th, 2014 8:28 AM
Author: green church boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2/#24982725)



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Date: December 1st, 2013 5:59 PM
Author: floppy avocado mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2/#24547190)



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Date: March 24th, 2026 3:52 AM
Author: nyuug

jejumos = chink

laguardians are cumskin and thus immune to plane crashes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2/#49764393)



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Date: March 24th, 2026 8:08 PM
Author: nyuug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2/#49766508)



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Date: March 25th, 2026 6:14 PM
Author: nyuug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2/#49768855)



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Date: March 25th, 2026 8:10 PM
Author: nyuug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2/#49769159)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:46 PM
Author: electric water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2/#24458433)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:46 PM
Author: grizzly razzle ladyboy

you mean so like the plane lands on top of them in a huge fireball? yeah i don't know why people don't do that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2/#24458436)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:54 PM
Author: Smoky bateful candlestick maker meetinghouse

Jump as far to the side as you can then stop drop and roll. Should be NBD.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2/#24458514)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:47 PM
Author: passionate space

don't forget to drop 30k feet into the ocean with your body shaped like a needle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2/#24461748)



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Date: November 3rd, 2025 1:12 PM
Author: Lilac Den Trust Fund

tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2/#49397901)



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Date: December 1st, 2013 6:05 PM
Author: clear people who are hurt

(Guy who is completely submerged in obvious flame)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2/#24547218)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:46 PM
Author: pungent dead site queen of the night

not flame someone in my freshman history class suggested this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2/#24458438)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:47 PM
Author: electric water buffalo

i know a dude who actually did it. still cant believe he pulled it off.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2/#24458449)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:52 PM
Author: pungent dead site queen of the night

probably just timed the jump RIGHT before the plane hit the ground so that it was basically like he just jumped off a ledge a couple feet above the ground.

I mean once you jump off the plane it's easy but timing the jump right seems hard.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2/#24458489)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:53 PM
Author: floppy avocado mother

right, i mean to be safe i'd do it from like 20-30 feet, id break a leg and shit but i wouldn't get plane-exploding into the ground pwned

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2/#24458506)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:53 PM
Author: pungent dead site queen of the night

yeah exactly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2/#24458508)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 12:25 AM
Author: Chrome Karate Institution

i'm pretty sure this is not how physics works.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2/#26978690)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 3:01 AM
Author: pungent dead site queen of the night

pretty sure you're an dumb fage (imagine I produced that like the yogurt)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2/#26979134)



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Date: December 10th, 2019 3:06 PM
Author: pearl hall

go back to reddit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2/#39243557)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:46 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good orange rehab bbw

cr

same applies to elevator crashes - why not just jump up right before it hits the ground?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2/#24458439)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:50 PM
Author: floppy avocado mother

hard part about this is timing. you never really know and the floor numbers aren't accurate in a free fall. but a plane theres no excuse to not know when youre close to the ground

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2/#24458473)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:52 PM
Author: Rusted Gas Station Idiot

What if it is at night though bro?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2/#24458499)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:53 PM
Author: floppy avocado mother

see the lights, etc. its really not that hard if you think about it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2/#24458512)



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Date: February 22nd, 2014 12:59 PM
Author: Dashing judgmental kitchen milk

dude, I have said this for like, 10 years of something. we must be BFF or at the very least twins. it's like you know what i'm thinking.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2/#25065607)



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Date: April 7th, 2016 6:38 AM
Author: Histrionic shimmering genital piercing

You don't even need to jump you can just climb up on the railing most elevators have at waist level.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2/#30219428)



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Date: December 10th, 2019 3:04 PM
Author: seedy hairraiser dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2/#39243547)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 12:19 AM
Author: olive self-absorbed pistol

Wouldn't the elevator floor stop your fall?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2/#47457791)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:47 PM
Author: Rose tanning salon newt

i love how this is a thought every 8 year old has had. anyone you talk to independently had this intuition as a kid and when you bring it up a smile of recognition comes on their face

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2/#24458443)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:49 PM
Author: Vibrant Brass Hominid Piazza

I used to want to bring an umbrella so I could use it as a parachute

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2/#24458462)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:54 PM
Author: pearly charismatic lay

or a gigantic shopping bag

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2/#24458521)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:52 PM
Author: purple glittery incel hell

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2/#24458496)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 4:54 PM
Author: Azure buck-toothed masturbator digit ratio

i used to not understand why I couldn't attach a fishing line from a fishing pole to the back of my pants and then reel myself in so that I would float off the ground.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2/#24463478)



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Date: February 22nd, 2014 12:53 PM
Author: jet deer antler jap

Well?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2/#25065592)



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Date: March 24th, 2015 1:06 PM
Author: Domesticated concupiscible scourge upon the earth fortuitous meteor

[Shitty Lakitu throwing Spinys]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2/#27546867)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:47 PM
Author: Poppy Locale

you're still falling from 10,000 feet or whatever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2/#24458447)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:49 PM
Author: electric water buffalo

(physics n00b)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2/#24458467)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:50 PM
Author: wonderful painfully honest casino friendly grandma

almost no plane crashes are just the plane falling from the sky

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2/#24458471)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:50 PM
Author: sepia mind-boggling pozpig gaping

Your done here lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2/#24458478)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:52 PM
Author: Poppy Locale

just exit a moving vehicle falling at 500mph

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2/#24458491)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:52 PM
Author: floppy avocado mother

you just jump the other way moron. like the planes going forward and down so you just jump out towards the rear of the plane. it'll still hurt but it'll balance a bit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2/#24458502)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:55 PM
Author: Poppy Locale

jumping from a colliding plane when it's like 100 feet from the ground is going to hit you harder than just jumping from a 100 foot building, and LOL at timing it out a lot better than that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2/#24458528)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:54 PM
Author: sepia mind-boggling pozpig gaping

Let's jump straight to simple English wikipedia: http://simple.wikipedia.org/wiki/Physics

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2/#24458515)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:54 PM
Author: pungent dead site queen of the night

Ummm.....it would be fine as long as you jumped out right above the ground....you'd only fall a few feet. What's so hard to understand about this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2/#24458520)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:51 PM
Author: floppy avocado mother

(guy who thinks a plane goes from 10,000 feet to 0 in 10 seconds)

you moron, you wait till you get close to the ground then jump/roll out of the exit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2/#24458486)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:53 PM
Author: Poppy Locale

It's not freefall but you're still being pulled down with the vehicle pretty hard, I don't think moving freely around is going to be too easy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2/#24458510)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:54 PM
Author: floppy avocado mother

even terry schiavo could get out of the emergency exit from the emergency exit seat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2/#24458518)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:55 PM
Author: pungent dead site queen of the night

you're getting destroyed ITT lil' breh you should consider retirement.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2/#24458527)



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Date: November 19th, 2013 1:25 AM
Author: Magical Nibblets Haunted Graveyard

You're done here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2/#24467126)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:52 PM
Author: pungent dead site queen of the night

(idiot)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2/#24458492)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:51 PM
Author: Outnumbered Crystalline Yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2/#24458483)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:53 PM
Author: glassy stage brethren

yeah i wondered this too but a lot depends on the angle of the plane as it's crashing. obvs a nose dive would be the worst scenario but if the pilot slows the plane down to roughly 100mph or so it's prob doable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2/#24458503)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:54 PM
Author: floppy avocado mother

right, but its almost inexcusable for there to be no survivors in all of these plane crashes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2/#24458525)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:56 PM
Author: Outnumbered Crystalline Yarmulke

i never understood why so many people survive car accidents but not plane crashes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2/#24458539)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:58 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good orange rehab bbw

something to do with airbags i think

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2/#24458550)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:58 PM
Author: pungent dead site queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2/#24458557)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:59 PM
Author: Outnumbered Crystalline Yarmulke

ahhh makes sense

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2/#24458566)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:57 PM
Author: Lascivious Location Regret

how the fuck does this thread have 35 posts?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2/#24458546)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:59 PM
Author: glassy stage brethren

only?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2/#24458563)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:59 PM
Author: pungent dead site queen of the night

because there are a lot of stupid motherfuckers who actually don't know how to survive plane crashes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2/#24458573)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:05 PM
Author: floppy avocado mother

(guy who whistles "its a wonderful life" while sitting in the exit row while people climb over him jumping out of the emergency exit to safety)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2/#24458638)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:06 PM
Author: pungent dead site queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2/#24458645)



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Date: November 19th, 2013 3:51 AM
Author: misanthropic bipolar tattoo ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2/#24467489)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:59 PM
Author: Bearded Cruise Ship Partner

Also, why not just make the airplane from the same material as the black box?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2/#24458569)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:04 PM
Author: floppy avocado mother

i just dont think this would be cost effective, but it would surely make it so planes could survive crashes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2/#24458630)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:06 PM
Author: sepia mind-boggling pozpig gaping

Shitlawyer union won't let them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2/#24458650)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:08 PM
Author: Flesh step-uncle's house

lol

because it would be too heavy and wouldn't fly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2/#24458667)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:19 PM
Author: Outnumbered Crystalline Yarmulke

couldnt they just make the engines stronger?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2/#24458771)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:20 PM
Author: Flesh step-uncle's house

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2/#24458776)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:30 PM
Author: Bearded Cruise Ship Partner

lol like "lol can't believe i didn't think of that," right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2/#24458853)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:36 PM
Author: glassy stage brethren

LOL

yo ostrich....why aren't your wings stronger??

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2/#24458906)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:50 PM
Author: passionate space

lmao.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2/#24461754)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 12:57 AM
Author: Gaped Roast Beef

cq

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2/#47457841)



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Date: November 3rd, 2025 1:12 PM
Author: Lilac Den Trust Fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2/#49397902)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:05 PM
Author: Mauve stirring theater stage

After you jump out you've got to start running as fast as you can in the air though, to ensure a smooth landing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2/#24458640)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:50 PM
Author: passionate space

lol'd irl from picturing this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2/#24461763)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 4:37 PM
Author: Cerebral coldplay fan dopamine

Underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2/#24463376)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 12:23 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac famous landscape painting

holy shit lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2/#26978677)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 2:03 AM
Author: Adventurous awkward senate

tyft mental image

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2/#26979022)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 8:52 AM
Author: bistre heady halford orchestra pit

chortled, picturing road runner legs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2/#26979481)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:06 PM
Author: topaz supple forum marketing idea

Aren't exit doors auto locked while the plane is moving? How do you get it open? And once you do, what's to say the force doesn't suck you out? Hoe many planes falling at 500 mph have people successfully jumped out of much less you? Not to mention all the other jack bauers on board fighting to get out and pushing your ass out too soon. Finally, you're going to still hit the ground pretty fucking hard regardless of how well you time the jump because of the airspeed. LJL at someone who thinks it would be just like jumping off a 3 foot ledge.

TL;DR: never change XO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2/#24458652)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:08 PM
Author: pungent dead site queen of the night

"Finally, you're going to still hit the ground pretty fucking hard regardless of how well you time the jump because of the airspeed. LJL at someone who thinks it would be just like jumping off a 3 foot ledge"

Hey uhh...nice try bro but I have a Physics degree so perhaps you should defer. Yw.

Care to explain why it wouldn't be the same? Assuming you could dodge the explosion, oc...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2/#24458664)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:21 PM
Author: topaz supple forum marketing idea

Your degree taught you shit dumbass.

http://dsc.discovery.com/tv-shows/mythbusters/mythbusters-database/jump-in-falling-elevator.htm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2/#24458786)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:11 PM
Author: pungent dead site queen of the night

"Hoe many planes falling at 500 mph have people successfully jumped out of much less you? "

it's because people panic and they jump from too high....if you time it to where you're like 20 feet above the ground you can pull it off with maybe a sprained ankle....broken leg at worst.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2/#24458683)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:17 PM
Author: Bearded Cruise Ship Partner

I also usually drink a glass of milk right before i fly so my bones are a little stronger just in case.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2/#24458752)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:21 PM
Author: pungent dead site queen of the night

yeah I mean every bit helps

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2/#24458789)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:28 PM
Author: Fragrant chocolate weed whacker

Gotta COP DAT Boniva bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2/#24458843)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:18 PM
Author: Mauve stirring theater stage

*legit retard*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2/#24458769)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:21 PM
Author: topaz supple forum marketing idea

Read up faggot

http://dsc.discovery.com/tv-shows/mythbusters/mythbusters-database/jump-in-falling-elevator.htm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2/#24458790)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:22 PM
Author: Mauve stirring theater stage

That's even easier, you don't have to worry about the plane exploding or landing on you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2/#24458796)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:24 PM
Author: Outnumbered Crystalline Yarmulke

titcr

chip kelly is done here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2/#24458803)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:24 PM
Author: pungent dead site queen of the night

yeah great evidence there bro citing an experiment run by two TTT hacks who don't even have STEM degrees.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2/#24458801)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:32 PM
Author: topaz supple forum marketing idea

LJL dude. You claim to have a physics degree but you and the mouthbreathers can't seem to stomach the fact that you would have to jump up faster than the plane is falling, which this experiment proves and is the exact point I first made. And no one could make that jump. /thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2/#24458874)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:33 PM
Author: Puce trip chad cuckold

show your work, faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2/#24458881)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:34 PM
Author: pungent dead site queen of the night

cr what a clown lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2/#24458893)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:33 PM
Author: pungent dead site queen of the night

right and all you could do is cite some neckbeard experiment conducted by the mythfaggots. go get your fuckin' shine box.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2/#24458888)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:37 PM
Author: topaz supple forum marketing idea

"According to the laws of physics, both the elevator car and Buster dropped at the same breakneck speed. In order to overcome that velocity and survive the impact, Buster would've had to have jumped up faster than the elevator was racing down."

Show us your vast physics knowledge bro and tell me how you jump up faster than the plane is falling. Go ahead. You can't because you actually know nothing about physics. Done.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2/#24458911)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:37 PM
Author: pungent dead site queen of the night

am seriously lolling hard at your NOSTEM here breh.

you're a riot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2/#24458913)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:39 PM
Author: topaz supple forum marketing idea

LJL. You're done here until you explain. I offered my explanation of why you're an idiot. Prove me wrong.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2/#24458922)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:42 PM
Author: pungent dead site queen of the night

? I don't need to prove you wrong faggot I have a Physics B.S.

If you can't understand the simple and trivial analogy of jumping from the surface of the plane and jumping from a ledge a few feet above the ground then god help you.

I sure hope you don't practice law with those analytical "skills"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2/#24458939)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:44 PM
Author: Puce trip chad cuckold

i thought you had a ph.d

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2/#24458955)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:47 PM
Author: pungent dead site queen of the night

same thing

but no yeah i gave up those dreams to become a full-time poaster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2/#24458991)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:39 PM
Author: Puce trip chad cuckold

you are working in an overly simplistic newtonian framework.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2/#24458921)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:25 PM
Author: Puce trip chad cuckold

this experiment is obviously flawed. They used a dummy instead of a real person, so the physics are completely different

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2/#24458814)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:29 PM
Author: Mauve stirring theater stage

LJL, how could the dummy even jump?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2/#24458850)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:31 PM
Author: pungent dead site queen of the night

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2/#24458868)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:34 PM
Author: topaz supple forum marketing idea

(Kia salesman laughing off crash test results)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2/#24458891)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:35 PM
Author: Mauve stirring theater stage

Did you even read your link? The person SURVIVED the fall. You are DONE HERE.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2/#24458899)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:38 PM
Author: topaz supple forum marketing idea

How are the "physics" different mouthbreather?

According to the laws of physics, both the elevator car and Buster dropped at the same breakneck speed. In order to overcome that velocity and survive the impact, Buster would've had to have jumped up faster than the elevator was racing down.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2/#24458914)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:41 PM
Author: Mauve stirring theater stage

The ACTUAL PERSON survived, obviously Buster the dummy was unable to jump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2/#24458934)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 7:10 PM
Author: hideous chest-beating theater

LOL tyft

great flame or you are legitimately retarded

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2/#24464253)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:37 PM
Author: wonderful painfully honest casino friendly grandma

chip kelly juggernaut is DONE HERE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2/#24458912)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 11:08 PM
Author: mewling amber sandwich

worst selfpwn i've seen in a while

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2/#24459190)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:15 PM
Author: overrated irradiated abode

really embarassing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2/#24461579)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:38 PM
Author: floppy avocado mother

no one here has actually refuted this theory besids lol retard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2/#24458916)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:41 PM
Author: topaz supple forum marketing idea

According to the laws of physics, both the elevator car and Buster dropped at the same breakneck speed. In order to overcome that velocity and survive the impact, Buster would've had to have jumped up faster than the elevator was racing down.

Explain retard.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2/#24458937)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:42 PM
Author: Mauve stirring theater stage

Did you even read your link?

The ACTUAL PERSON survived, obviously Buster the dummy was unable to jump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2/#24458946)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 4:43 PM
Author: Cerebral coldplay fan dopamine

http://www.troll.me/images/kells/well-obviously.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2/#24463420)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:39 PM
Author: glassy stage brethren

Bort,

what's the debate and who is between?

tyia

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2/#24458923)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:47 PM
Author: floppy avocado mother

these people who can't think for themselves just buy into common misconceptions without thinking of alternative possibilities and refute notions even when confronted with hard evidence

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2/#24458985)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:42 PM
Author: nofapping diverse filthpig

well executed flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2/#24458942)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 3:13 PM
Author: Rambunctious comical station international law enforcement agency

holy shit not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2/#24660691)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:55 PM
Author: Sticky submissive home turdskin

tl;dr

why don't airlines give everyone a parachute; why do i get a flotation device while flying over land?

also, why do people drown in their cars, why can't they just open a window and swim out?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2/#24459061)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 11:03 PM
Author: boyish public bath

it has been done successfully, see the capt sullenberger flight where he was renowned for his heroism by instructing all passengers in this method successfully.

but also has been done unsuccessfully, see the capt sum ting wong flight where that girl tried it and survived but then didn't stick the landing and got run over by the ambulance

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2/#24459141)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 11:06 PM
Author: Mauve stirring theater stage

cr, Sully had the foresight to get everyone out on the wing so they could all jump in tandem without the seats getting in the way.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2/#24459165)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 4:53 PM
Author: out-of-control primrose hairy legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2/#24463475)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:50 AM
Author: milky locus

Actually a few people do this in almost every plane crash, but they usually get run over and killed by FAGGOT FIREFIGHTERS who are responding. It gets swept under by the liberal media.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2/#24460025)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 2:09 AM
Author: Bright personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2/#24460301)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 4:54 PM
Author: out-of-control primrose hairy legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2/#24463481)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 3:39 AM
Author: Swashbuckling Crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2/#24460568)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 8:26 AM
Author: nighttime claret mad-dog skullcap

the scariest thing about this thread?

the people that dont realize its flame.

WTF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2/#24460761)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 10:00 AM
Author: floppy avocado mother

Sorry you can't think for yourself and you buy into the airline industry lies. The reason they don't want people to know they can survive is because then the emergency exit seats get crowded and people panic trying to be the ones selected to survive

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2/#24460970)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 4:46 PM
Author: nighttime claret mad-dog skullcap

the ONLY question that matters.

how can i change?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2/#24463445)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 10:03 AM
Author: floppy avocado mother

If I was in 100 plane crashes with hull loss,I guarantee you I would survive 88-90

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2/#24460980)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:05 PM
Author: Motley citrine pocket flask crackhouse

i bet you could engineer a much more survivable plane. why do they crack and explode even when they land on a runway too hard?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2/#24461533)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:11 PM
Author: arrogant vermilion heaven circlehead

(guy who didn't see the Asiana crash)

The plane literally flipped around in the air and smashed down again and didn't break apart.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2/#24461562)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:21 PM
Author: Motley citrine pocket flask crackhouse

that was pretty good. it's tail cracked off but because it basically directly rammed into the runway platform.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2/#24461620)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:08 PM
Author: vigorous lodge potus

i won't speak to plane crashes, but regarding plunging elevators (same principle) i really don't understand how jumping at the last second doesn't prevent injury.

there is a ride at the fair that is basically like a massive platform that goes up hundreds of feet in the air, and then *drops*, hundreds of feet. when you drop, standing on the platform, it's like you are weightless. there is no downward force driving you towards the earth (otherwise, everyone on the ride would fly through the bottom of the platform and die).

in an elevator, it should be much the same. you should be weightless, and able to jump upwards to avoid impact as the elevator makes contact with the bottom of the shaft. the greater concern seems to be flying through the roof of the elevator.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2/#24461546)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:15 PM
Author: floppy avocado mother

Jumping absolutely prevents injury. You'll be fine. The hard part is timing the jump. Everyone who jumps at the right time will survive and free of injury. Just hard timing it. Jump too early you literally are fucked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2/#24461577)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:15 PM
Author: vigorous lodge potus

cr

the voice of reason

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2/#24461581)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:18 PM
Author: Motley citrine pocket flask crackhouse

i think this is how they filmed the movie gravity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2/#24461597)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:20 PM
Author: spruce mediation selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2/#24461615)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:20 PM
Author: startled honey-headed french chef

If the plane is going to crash into a body of water, would it be credited to dive in or do a cannon ball into the water? Does it even matter?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2/#24461608)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:25 PM
Author: floppy avocado mother

You'd survive the fall but if you're far from land you're gonna get shark-pwned which is just as bad if not worse

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2/#24461643)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:32 PM
Author: Motley citrine pocket flask crackhouse

a terminal velocity free fall into water is likely not survivable (and you may drown anyway after breaking your legs and ribs), but there's probably a material chance of surviving. i think there are recorded survival stories of this.

and as for entry position, do a pencil:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/MythBusters_(2011_season)#Episode_167_.E2.80.93_Dodge_a_Bullet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2/#24461671)



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Date: November 19th, 2013 3:31 AM
Author: milky locus

dood just throw your carry on into the water first to break the surface tension then you'll be fine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2/#24467435)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 4:52 PM
Author: Azure buck-toothed masturbator digit ratio

happened to me we all jumped at the last second most of us just jumped like nbd, I did a cannonball to show off, fat kid did too but ended up bellyflopping and we all had a hearty lulz at that as we waited for the coast guard to show up to pick us all up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2/#24463468)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 4:41 PM
Author: ruddy soul-stirring party of the first part

I read somewhere that a good number of people actually do survive plane crashes (and not bullshit runway ones), but will inevitably die in the fireball, from exposure, or from blood loss. A couple of people even survived the impact from the Lockerbie bombing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2/#24463397)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 4:56 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle box office faggot firefighter

ps: ................ ... is assless chaps. if you ever catch yourself engaging with him in another thread remember this one. guaranteed he will be just as insightful in the others.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2/#24463492)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 6:52 PM
Author: zombie-like internal respiration

(Jeff Bridges)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2/#24464186)



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Date: November 19th, 2013 3:51 AM
Author: misanthropic bipolar tattoo ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2/#24467490)



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Date: November 19th, 2013 3:58 AM
Author: Arousing parlor

best thread i've read on XO in over a year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2/#24467505)



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Date: November 19th, 2013 12:22 PM
Author: talented hilarious university jew

I read this entire thread while taking a shit at the airport yesterday and was laughing my ass off

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2/#24468690)



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Date: November 19th, 2013 12:54 PM
Author: floppy avocado mother

Everytime I'm in an airplane I just laugh at how people sit in the exit rows for the extra leg room not realizing that sitting there can actually save their lives.

Just funny as hell how people are scared of flying bc of plane crashes. This thread just reconfirms how much of the world is stupid and expects the government to save them. I see responses like "just make planes safer," MOAR regulation" like no bro, just realize you can do something to save yourself in plane crashes. Take some personal responsibility.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2/#24468814)



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Date: December 9th, 2013 6:06 PM
Author: floppy avocado mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2/#24604642)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 3:12 PM
Author: Rambunctious comical station international law enforcement agency

ty, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2/#24660687)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 1:29 AM
Author: twisted chartreuse dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2/#26978958)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 3:10 PM
Author: spectacular ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2/#24660669)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 3:21 PM
Author: thriller business firm

awesome thread, but you cant survive a plane crash. or elevator crash. or any crash where you exceed 40mph in a ton of metal which comes to an abrupt stop (cars have crumple zones which help so add a few mph to energy dissipated). The KE=1/2mv2 formulae applies and all that energy is going into you with far more force than a bullet. your bones will crack, your skin will rupture, your eardrums and membranes will explode due to pressure differential and finally you will die in a blazing fireball composed of hot metal fragments.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2/#24660765)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 3:23 PM
Author: Rambunctious comical station international law enforcement agency

well this is where you then apply the ingenious techniques from the "how do people die in the fire?" thread, hosted by Dr. Dessert Fox.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2/#24660784)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 3:24 PM
Author: Vivacious Blue Main People

show your work breh. i know at least three people that survived plane crashes via the jump technique. last time i checked, they're skin and membranes were intact.

lol, plane noob.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2/#24660786)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 3:25 PM
Author: sick corner national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2/#24660798)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 4:14 PM
Author: floppy avocado mother

This is retarded flame. If you jump in an elevator or any sort of falling object you're no longer traveling with it. You're not living in some alternate universe just bc you're on an airplane bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2/#24661104)



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Date: March 8th, 2014 9:35 AM
Author: Beady-eyed yellow rigpig clown

if only the malaysian airline passengers were informed about the life-saving treasure trove of survival techniques by XO'ers ITT...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2/#25152884)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 12:08 AM
Author: floppy avocado mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2/#26978590)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 2:01 AM
Author: Adventurous awkward senate

if u can't time ur jump correctly u might as well pile up as many of those inflatable cushions as possible / airline pillows and jump on top of that, impact will just be like hitting the bed with ur hot second cousin on top of u

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2/#26979019)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 2:08 AM
Author: exhilarant cerise indian lodge gaming laptop

woah, it's you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2/#26979031)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 4:21 AM
Author: haunting ultramarine church building voyeur

and how come people don't fly right off the face of the earth, since earth spins so fast and has a lot of angular momentum.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2/#26979235)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 9:00 AM
Author: Big Hairless Degenerate

Uh they do

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2/#26979504)



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Date: January 13th, 2015 1:05 PM
Author: floppy avocado mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2/#27109515)



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Date: January 15th, 2015 2:09 AM
Author: Adventurous awkward senate

(guy who has never seen a bird fly)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2/#27120838)



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Date: January 15th, 2015 1:25 AM
Author: exciting embarrassed to the bone resort

Why not just stick a spare engine and a large parachute in the cargo compartment in case the plane begins to fall out of the sky

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2/#27120668)



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Date: March 24th, 2015 12:56 PM
Author: Crusty maize useless brakes love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2/#27546822)



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Date: December 1st, 2015 11:22 PM
Author: floppy avocado mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2/#29287414)



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Date: January 3rd, 2016 12:14 PM
Author: floppy avocado mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2/#29510766)



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Date: April 7th, 2016 6:33 AM
Author: Histrionic shimmering genital piercing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2/#30219423)



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Date: April 7th, 2016 7:38 AM
Author: Deep appetizing principal's office

I cant believe ive never seen this thread before.

Ty for all the tips gentlemen, ill make sure to remember all ive learned in this thread for use in a future emergency.

Uninflated 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2/#30219497)



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Date: April 7th, 2016 7:41 AM
Author: Copper trailer park

This is one of a series of 180 "just jump" threads from that era. I can't remember the thread title but there is another hilarious one where OP was expressing confusion at how people die when they fall from tall buildings... "why they don't just grab the sidewalk canopy before they hit the pavement," etc.

edit: cant find the thread I'm talking about, but here was a follow-up thread riffing on the same idea http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2467138&mc=25&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2/#30219500)



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Date: May 12th, 2016 7:06 PM
Author: Histrionic shimmering genital piercing

HOF thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2/#30464144)



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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2/#47457795)



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