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Hypo: $40k tax free but you must eat 6 mozzarella sticks daily for a year

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Fragrant Amber Black Woman
  07/06/25
come on man, that is one meal
Lemon underhanded whorehouse
  07/06/25
It’s only $40k, not a large amount of money but it&rsq...
Fragrant Amber Black Woman
  07/06/25
how many hours do you work to actually net 40k?
Lemon underhanded whorehouse
  07/06/25
Idk like 3 days of work
Fragrant Amber Black Woman
  07/06/25
do i have to find them myself or are they provided somehow?
Histrionic hyperactive trailer park
  07/06/25
If you go into a bathroom and turn the lights off and yell &...
Fragrant Amber Black Woman
  07/06/25
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Bat shit crazy ape
  07/06/25
18000000000000
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glassy gunner
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Histrionic hyperactive trailer park
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garnet stirring stag film ladyboy
  07/12/25
Can I accept this multiple times concurrently? Like, can I u...
glassy gunner
  07/06/25
realistically isn't this just breakfast for some psycho that...
Lemon underhanded whorehouse
  07/06/25
I am being entirely serious. If I could up this to 24 sticks...
glassy gunner
  07/06/25
These are the fried ones like you get from a bar, not just a...
Fragrant Amber Black Woman
  07/06/25
Yep. I'll make it work. There weren't any stipulations about...
glassy gunner
  07/06/25
I think I'd tap out at 12 but I don't think I'd struggle wit...
Lemon underhanded whorehouse
  07/06/25
Every extra 6 gets you $20k more
Fragrant Amber Black Woman
  07/06/25
I'll take 24 sticks a day.
glassy gunner
  07/06/25
that's 3,600 calories you will be disco-sized by the end.
lime doobsian masturbator becky
  07/07/25
Not with 2-3 hours of cardio a day
glassy gunner
  07/07/25
do i have to source the sticks myself? idk that this is wor...
contagious abode boistinker
  07/06/25
This is RFK Jr., your Secretary of Health and Human Services...
stimulating round eye
  07/06/25
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garnet stirring stag film ladyboy
  07/14/25
40k seems steep but mozzarella sticks are 180, so ok
Wine mischievous tattoo house
  07/06/25
This one is close, but the lack of sales tax makes it worth ...
rose electric fortuitous meteor
  07/07/25
upping it to 12/18/24/etc is tcq
zombie-like business firm
  07/07/25
if they are burger king sized rinky dink ones yes. if they a...
onyx heady resort
  07/07/25
Can I request them baked instead if fried? Are they kosher?
Concupiscible office dopamine
  07/07/25
They are whatever the Trader Joe’s mozzarella sticks a...
Fragrant Amber Black Woman
  07/07/25
serving size 3 pieces(77g) calories per serving 260 ...
lime doobsian masturbator becky
  07/07/25
It’s not but having them 365 days in a row would be te...
Fragrant Amber Black Woman
  07/07/25
they're not kosher. how does that work for me?
Concupiscible office dopamine
  07/07/25
you're indian why do you care?
lime doobsian masturbator becky
  07/07/25
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charismatic stead
  07/07/25
veddy veddy not kosher
Concupiscible office dopamine
  07/07/25
cheese and breadcrumbs isn't kosher? wtf is wrong with you ...
zombie-like business firm
  07/09/25
you need to pay a (((rabbi))) to magically make things (((ko...
lime doobsian masturbator becky
  07/09/25
I was at a farmer's market in NJ where some religious Jews w...
charismatic stead
  07/11/25
prole tell: thinking kosher means a rabbi blesses the food. ...
Concupiscible office dopamine
  07/11/25
Yeah, that was a point of discussion, but he noted that in d...
charismatic stead
  07/11/25
are you retarded? kosher certification has literally nothing...
Concupiscible office dopamine
  07/11/25
I'm retelling a conversation I overheard. I didn't get the ...
charismatic stead
  07/13/25
so you're transmitting like 4th degree hearsay about somethi...
Concupiscible office dopamine
  07/13/25
most cheese is not kosher because of animal rennets. if you ...
Concupiscible office dopamine
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Wine mischievous tattoo house
  07/07/25
No 40k for you
charismatic stead
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Fragrant Amber Black Woman
  07/08/25
Your god is dumb as shit. Just do one of your regular tricks...
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glassy gunner
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charismatic stead
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Fragrant Amber Black Woman
  07/09/25
based on the TJ's mozz sticks nutrition facts, you'd get 74%...
cobalt cumskin
  07/09/25
define 'sticks'
flesh arousing partner
  07/11/25
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Fragrant Amber Black Woman
  07/12/25
I'd do 30 sticks. Everyday. Then I'd take my $43,800,000 and...
lascivious temple mad cow disease
  07/13/25


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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:37 PM
Author: Fragrant Amber Black Woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2/#49077689)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:38 PM
Author: Lemon underhanded whorehouse

come on man, that is one meal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2/#49077691)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:49 PM
Author: Fragrant Amber Black Woman

It’s only $40k, not a large amount of money but it’s very inconvenient and an unhealthy meal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2/#49077705)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:52 PM
Author: Lemon underhanded whorehouse

how many hours do you work to actually net 40k?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2/#49077713)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:54 PM
Author: Fragrant Amber Black Woman

Idk like 3 days of work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2/#49077723)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:50 PM
Author: Histrionic hyperactive trailer park

do i have to find them myself or are they provided somehow?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2/#49077706)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:56 PM
Author: Fragrant Amber Black Woman

If you go into a bathroom and turn the lights off and yell “take me away, take me away to the cheesy shores of cheddar bay” when you turn the lights back on a basket of 6 mozzarella sticks with a side of marinara sauce will appear in the sink

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2/#49077730)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 11:50 PM
Author: Bat shit crazy ape



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:05 AM
Author: soul-stirring range keepsake machete

18000000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2/#49077861)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:08 AM
Author: glassy gunner



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Date: July 7th, 2025 1:04 AM
Author: Histrionic hyperactive trailer park



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Date: July 7th, 2025 1:06 AM
Author: Transparent up-to-no-good legal warrant



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Date: July 7th, 2025 1:20 AM
Author: Wine mischievous tattoo house



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Date: July 7th, 2025 1:35 AM
Author: Filthy 180 circlehead



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Date: July 7th, 2025 8:39 AM
Author: onyx heady resort



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Date: July 7th, 2025 8:44 AM
Author: Spectacular Chestnut Senate



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:20 AM
Author: charismatic stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2/#49078734)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:36 PM
Author: Geriatric Gas Station Haunted Graveyard



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:35 AM
Author: curious mentally impaired organic girlfriend



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:59 PM
Author: flesh arousing partner



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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:02 PM
Author: cracking dun idiot



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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:05 PM
Author: cordovan bisexual spot faggot firefighter



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Date: July 12th, 2025 12:13 PM
Author: garnet stirring stag film ladyboy



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:50 PM
Author: glassy gunner

Can I accept this multiple times concurrently? Like, can I up it to 12 for $80k?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2/#49077707)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:53 PM
Author: Lemon underhanded whorehouse

realistically isn't this just breakfast for some psycho that is trying to go crazy at the gym? idk if you're being sarcastic but it seems pretty doable

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2/#49077716)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: glassy gunner

I am being entirely serious. If I could up this to 24 sticks a day for $160k I would do it in a heartbeat.

I could literally do all of that in one meal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2/#49077727)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:56 PM
Author: Fragrant Amber Black Woman

These are the fried ones like you get from a bar, not just a cheese stick brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2/#49077732)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:57 PM
Author: glassy gunner

Yep. I'll make it work. There weren't any stipulations about how I had to consume them, just that I had to. If I'm really struggling I'll throw them in a food processor or a blender to make things easier.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2/#49077734)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:58 PM
Author: Lemon underhanded whorehouse

I think I'd tap out at 12 but I don't think I'd struggle with that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2/#49077738)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: Fragrant Amber Black Woman

Every extra 6 gets you $20k more

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2/#49077725)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: glassy gunner

I'll take 24 sticks a day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2/#49077729)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 9:07 AM
Author: lime doobsian masturbator becky

that's 3,600 calories you will be disco-sized by the end.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2/#49078404)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: glassy gunner

Not with 2-3 hours of cardio a day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2/#49078900)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: contagious abode boistinker

do i have to source the sticks myself?

idk that this is worth 40k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2/#49077726)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 11:10 PM
Author: stimulating round eye

This is RFK Jr., your Secretary of Health and Human Services. The Department is monitoring responses to this poast to find the CR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2/#49077755)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 12:39 AM
Author: garnet stirring stag film ladyboy



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Date: July 6th, 2025 11:36 PM
Author: Wine mischievous tattoo house

40k seems steep but mozzarella sticks are 180, so ok

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2/#49077803)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 5:25 AM
Author: rose electric fortuitous meteor

This one is close, but the lack of sales tax makes it worth it, assuming the mozzarella sticks are fresh.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2/#49078180)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 8:37 AM
Author: zombie-like business firm

upping it to 12/18/24/etc is tcq

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2/#49078353)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 8:42 AM
Author: onyx heady resort

if they are burger king sized rinky dink ones yes. if they are restaurant sized big boys no. cost to heart health not worth the 40k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2/#49078365)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 9:01 AM
Author: Concupiscible office dopamine

Can I request them baked instead if fried? Are they kosher?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2/#49078386)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:18 AM
Author: Fragrant Amber Black Woman

They are whatever the Trader Joe’s mozzarella sticks are in terms of size and nutrition

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2/#49078730)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:20 AM
Author: lime doobsian masturbator becky

serving size

3 pieces(77g)

calories per serving

260

So only 520 calories? That's not terrible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2/#49078733)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:21 AM
Author: Fragrant Amber Black Woman

It’s not but having them 365 days in a row would be terrible

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2/#49078738)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:26 AM
Author: Concupiscible office dopamine

they're not kosher. how does that work for me?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2/#49078743)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:32 AM
Author: lime doobsian masturbator becky

you're indian why do you care?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2/#49078752)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:23 PM
Author: charismatic stead



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:24 PM
Author: Concupiscible office dopamine

veddy veddy not kosher

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2/#49078879)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:15 AM
Author: zombie-like business firm

cheese and breadcrumbs isn't kosher? wtf is wrong with you ppl?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2/#49085417)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:32 AM
Author: lime doobsian masturbator becky

you need to pay a (((rabbi))) to magically make things (((kosher))) and Trader Joes is too cheap to do that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2/#49085446)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:47 PM
Author: charismatic stead

I was at a farmer's market in NJ where some religious Jews were giving some NJ honey farmer grief because he didn't pay a rabbi to bless his honey. He explained that he looked into it and didn't think it made any sense whatsoever since there are no real requirements other than the rabbi blessing his honey and the stuff that matters like how the honey was made wasn't the area of their attention at all. You can feed the bees total shit like corn syrup and they would still make it Kosher as long as you paid them, while he put in the work to make premium honey and they dgaf. It was hilarious seeing this Italian bro argue with these Jews that their entire system is bullshit and that his family ran their apiary for generations and that their religion isn't substantive. This Jewish woman took offense at this but he wasn't having it and suggested they go somewhere else.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2/#49093436)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:55 PM
Author: Concupiscible office dopamine

prole tell: thinking kosher means a rabbi blesses the food.

it's amazing how many prole goyim think this. any goy who has been around jews knows that kosher means the product is what it purports to be and doesnt contain improper non-kosher additives

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2/#49093467)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:58 PM
Author: charismatic stead

Yeah, that was a point of discussion, but he noted that in discussions with the rabbis at no point did they gaf about how the honey was made. They were like "do you add anything" he said "no" and they were like ok, this just needs to be blessed. He pointed that out to the Jews who dismissed this and noted that this was about respecting their religion and he pointed out that their religion doesn't result in better honey.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2/#49093474)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:07 PM
Author: Concupiscible office dopamine

are you retarded? kosher certification has literally nothing to do with blessing anything. there are no blessings. i dont know wtf ur babbling about regarding honey and who youre talking about bc i didnt read ur tl;dr, but i just know ur babbling and talking out of ur ass.

kosher is a certification. the kosher agency is putting their stamp of approval that the product is what it purports to be and doesnt have non-kosher ingredients. simple as that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2/#49093509)



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Date: July 13th, 2025 8:37 PM
Author: charismatic stead

I'm retelling a conversation I overheard. I didn't get the contact info for the orthodox Jews so that other Jews like you could get in contact with them at a later date to argue about their understanding of Kosher rules. Sorry about that.

I'm not even Jewish so I don't really know or care about this level of detail.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2/#49098817)



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Date: July 13th, 2025 11:13 PM
Author: Concupiscible office dopamine

so you're transmitting like 4th degree hearsay about something you dont know jack shit about? got it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2/#49099230)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:57 PM
Author: Concupiscible office dopamine

most cheese is not kosher because of animal rennets. if you go to the grocery store, only 1% of the cheeses are kosher

https://oukosher.org/blog/consumer-kosher/say-cheese/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2/#49093472)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 4:17 PM
Author: Wine mischievous tattoo house



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:24 PM
Author: charismatic stead

No 40k for you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2/#49078877)



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Date: July 8th, 2025 11:22 PM
Author: Fragrant Amber Black Woman



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:30 AM
Author: slate supple heaven

Your god is dumb as shit. Just do one of your regular tricks like eat them in the dark or under an umbrella or something so he doesn't even notice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2/#49085438)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: glassy gunner



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:59 PM
Author: charismatic stead



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Date: July 9th, 2025 4:10 PM
Author: Fragrant Amber Black Woman



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Date: July 9th, 2025 4:38 PM
Author: cobalt cumskin

based on the TJ's mozz sticks nutrition facts, you'd get 74% of your saturated fat from these little fuckers per day

4 PINNOCHI'S-O. NOT WORTH IT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2/#49087406)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:59 PM
Author: flesh arousing partner

define 'sticks'

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2/#49093479)



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Date: July 12th, 2025 12:11 PM
Author: Fragrant Amber Black Woman



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Date: July 13th, 2025 11:18 PM
Author: lascivious temple mad cow disease

I'd do 30 sticks. Everyday. Then I'd take my $43,800,000 and put it in trusts for my kids so they would be taken care of.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2/#49099235)