Date: October 22nd, 2025 2:45 PM
Author: cell phones
crowd goes increasingly nuts
Then you walk out to the 50 yard line waving, holding your Juris Doctor degree in one hand. Insane applause
Stage guy in all black runs out, wheeling a bike.
Spotlight hones in on a crude ramp and all your lawyer and paralegal acquaintances line up on either side of the runway, stomping and clapping. You see among them the guy who notarizes your pleadings, and he mouths, "you still fucking got this"
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