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i just straight up stared unblinkingly at idiot bartender who forgot my shit

he comes over and gives me a look like "uhhh...wtf??&qu...
wine electric legend
  07/31/16
special sauce on the sandwich
Sick parlor
  07/31/16
Date: July 31st, 2016 3:42 PM Author: ....,..,.,...,,,,,..,...
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lol now that i know who this is this thread is hilarious
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Sounds like you are fucked bro
Cordovan locale community account
  07/31/16
me? he's the one getting the sps tip.
wine electric legend
  07/31/16
He'll probably take like 40 min to get you your order, make ...
Cordovan locale community account
  07/31/16
i considered that but i dont think so.
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Hyperactive sex offender
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why the fuck would you be rude to a bartender then order a s...
Appetizing box office
  07/31/16
That poztartar
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  07/31/16
he's not going to spit in it get real. his only job is send ...
wine electric legend
  07/31/16
oh right. his job description does not include messing with...
Appetizing box office
  07/31/16
are you retarded? im saying i can see him the whole tim...
wine electric legend
  07/31/16
gotcha. this is the first bartender who never moves from be...
Appetizing box office
  07/31/16
lol this dude is either an asian autist or huge flame
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  08/04/16
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  07/31/16
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  08/04/16
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  07/31/16
how so?
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  07/31/16
youre a fucking idiot bro. "complaining about poo...
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lmao cannot imagine a normal dude reacting this way. OP and ...
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  07/31/16
yea i was thinking this too.
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  07/31/16
is the op JJC? would explain a lot
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  07/31/16
cr op is insecure and seeing shit that isn't there, starting...
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lmao...every normal bro has complained about service before ...
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  07/31/16
either you're not describing the situation very well or ther...
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  07/31/16
cr. also I'm literally a 6' alpha non-lawyer lmao @ the OP
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youre not alpha or 6'0. and lol @ "im thix foot, a...
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like, by, say, ejaculating in their food?
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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:42 PM
Author: wine electric legend

he comes over and gives me a look like "uhhh...wtf??" and doesnt acknowledge further so before he leaves im like "HEY"

and he turns around like im rude as fuck and just looks at me like "well?"

so i just said "you didnt ask what i wanted to eat or drink. ill have a manhattan and a crab sandwich"

*nods head and writes shit down leaves without speaking*

he's getting a fucking 1 cent tip. took my friend's order and straight up forgot to ask me shit lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#31074810)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:44 PM
Author: Sick parlor

special sauce on the sandwich

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#31074819)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 6:10 PM
Author: bateful geriatric site dog poop

Date: July 31st, 2016 3:42 PM

Author: ....,..,.,...,,,,,..,.,,.,,.............,,,.,.,

he comes over and gives me a look like "uhhh...wtf??" and doesnt acknowledge further so before he leaves im like "HEY"

and he turns around like im rude as fuck and just looks at me like "well?"

so i just said "you didnt ask what i wanted to eat or drink. ill have a manhattan and a crab sandwich"

*nods head and writes shit down leaves without speaking*

he's getting a fucking 1 cent tip. took my friend's order and straight up forgot to ask me shit lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#31083474)



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 10:37 PM
Author: french patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#32540714)



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Date: April 14th, 2020 7:52 PM
Author: Excitant big-titted fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#40015394)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:11 PM
Author: floppy menage digit ratio

damn daddy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#31084401)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 10:58 PM
Author: floppy menage digit ratio

lol now that i know who this is this thread is hilarious

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#31094138)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:01 PM
Author: spectacular vermilion space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#31094146)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:44 PM
Author: Cordovan locale community account

Sounds like you are fucked bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#31074823)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:45 PM
Author: wine electric legend

me? he's the one getting the sps tip.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#31074826)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:46 PM
Author: Cordovan locale community account

He'll probably take like 40 min to get you your order, make you follow up with him 2x

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#31074829)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:47 PM
Author: wine electric legend

i considered that but i dont think so.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#31074833)



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Date: September 12th, 2016 10:43 AM
Author: Hyperactive sex offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#31389087)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:45 PM
Author: Appetizing box office

why the fuck would you be rude to a bartender then order a sandwich.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#31074824)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:46 PM
Author: vengeful step-uncle's house

That poztartar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#31074828)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:46 PM
Author: wine electric legend

he's not going to spit in it get real. his only job is send the order back to the kitchen.

and i was rude bc he was just already a faggot anyway. no harm done

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#31074832)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:47 PM
Author: Appetizing box office

oh right. his job description does not include messing with your food. thus he surely wont do it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#31074834)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:49 PM
Author: wine electric legend

are you retarded?

im saying i can see him the whole time, he wont even be back in the kitchen

lol did u srsly think i was arguing that bc his job description doesnt include messing with my food that he wont?

jfc xo autists. got damn inwonder what it would be loke talking to u guys irl.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#31074846)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:51 PM
Author: Appetizing box office

gotcha. this is the first bartender who never moves from behind the bar and has no means of communication with staff who do other than the order.

messing with food happens to rude people dude. this is meant to help you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#31074856)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:01 PM
Author: bateful geriatric site dog poop

lol this dude is either an asian autist or huge flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#31074932)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:02 PM
Author: spectacular vermilion space



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:55 PM
Author: Mauve stage juggernaut

LMAOOOOOOOOOO

Let me tell you about my food service experience:

1. Customer is rude to me

2. Give the order ticket to the kitchen and tell the cook to spit in it or put a booger in it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#31094657)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:32 PM
Author: Obsidian nubile ceo

My hs friends did this all the time like it was nbd.

Seriously though, I just had to wink at cook and he knew what to do.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#31106859)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:47 PM
Author: talented garnet bbw

So, just to be clear, the bartender came over to take your order. You stared at him awkwardly like an aspie and he walked away. This annoyed you because you wanted the bartender to actually say the words "can I get something for you?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#31074835)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:48 PM
Author: Sick parlor

today you will consume the bodily secretions of a male bartender...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#31074843)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:33 PM
Author: Obsidian nubile ceo



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:49 PM
Author: Vivacious Ladyboy

the people on this site are deranged

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#31074845)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:49 PM
Author: Sick parlor

how so?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#31074847)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:51 PM
Author: wine electric legend

youre a fucking idiot bro.

"complaining about poor service is so aspie and deranged jesus"

*ignores the fact that millions of normal ppl do this every day*

its not "deranged" when the bartender straight up was being a fuckin idiot jackass to begin with.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#31074857)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 5:04 PM
Author: poppy native internal respiration



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:51 PM
Author: maize passionate whorehouse

((("nebbish" 5'7 little breh who doesn't COMMAND RESPECT)))

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#31074862)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:53 PM
Author: pearly messiness

ordering a crab sandwich at a bar was mistake #1

then being an aspie was mistake #2

enjoy your "crabs"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#31074871)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:40 PM
Author: Costumed bistre milk nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#49077439)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:53 PM
Author: Maniacal nofapping bawdyhouse

lmao cannot imagine a normal dude reacting this way. OP and the massive chip on his shoulder about being "overlooked" have my gookdar going wild

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#31074874)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:54 PM
Author: Appetizing box office

yea i was thinking this too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#31074886)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:56 PM
Author: bateful geriatric site dog poop

is the op JJC? would explain a lot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#31074906)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:59 PM
Author: Pink supple clown

cr op is insecure and seeing shit that isn't there, starting some shit with a bartender who has to do what he says to prove his manhood. guarantee the bartender is laughing with the other servers about what a gookbot faggot he is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#31074921)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:01 PM
Author: wine electric legend

lmao...every normal bro has complained about service before at some point. and actually drunk chads are some of the worst assholes about this shit

joe pesci complained about service in goodfellas...i would lmao at some little 5'8 faggot lawyer bitch like "the gorgon" (whatever the fuck that means) going "lol? gook" to an italian mobster before grtting mercilessly bullied and humiliated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#31074933)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:03 PM
Author: bateful geriatric site dog poop

either you're not describing the situation very well or there is something wrong with you. No one is defending poor service.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#31074938)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:06 PM
Author: Maniacal nofapping bawdyhouse

cr. also I'm literally a 6' alpha non-lawyer lmao @ the OP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#31074956)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:12 PM
Author: wine electric legend

youre not alpha or 6'0.

and lol @ "im thix foot, actually"

thats not tall to anyone but a nebbish lawyer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#31074989)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:31 PM
Author: Maniacal nofapping bawdyhouse

your head must be spinning from the bukakke session you've been getting itt lil breh. explain where I state or imply that 6' is "tall"? I have consistently insisted it isn't eg

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3294692&mc=16&forum_id=2



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#31075078)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:04 PM
Author: pearly messiness

you wouldn't know what a "normal bro" was if he shit in your crab sandwich, Xiaofeng

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#31074944)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:14 PM
Author: bateful geriatric site dog poop

lol'd hard at xiaofeng

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#31074998)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:44 PM
Author: Maniacal nofapping bawdyhouse

can't stop loling at this gigafreak's deranged thought process. "I stood up for myself by 'staring unblinkingly' at a confused bartender, just like drunk white chads or Italian mobsters!" ljl someone should keep an eye on this Cho

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#31075150)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:45 PM
Author: bateful geriatric site dog poop

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#31075156)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:45 PM
Author: Pink supple clown

180 the gorgon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#31075158)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 9:11 PM
Author: bateful geriatric site dog poop

It reminds me of the time uvt "stood up for himself" by flipping off some redneck on the freeway and almost got himself killed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#31076978)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:12 PM
Author: histrionic knife

lmao. Please link if you can

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#31084406)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:31 PM
Author: Maniacal nofapping bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#31084584)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:01 PM
Author: bateful geriatric site dog poop

google search returns this:

Date: April 18th, 2014 10:41 PM

Author: grown married man with fully developed breasts

Someone needs to dig up the thread where uvt talks about having road rage and yelling at a white guy who cut him off in traffic "to defend the image of my people" or some shit. It was still when he was in his NOWAG-power stage. Its been years since I saw it and it was quite lulzy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1924947&forum_id=2#25407199)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#31094151)



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Date: May 3rd, 2019 3:22 PM
Author: multi-colored mother lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#38181949)



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Date: June 3rd, 2020 5:33 AM
Author: multi-colored mother lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#40335689)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 4:46 AM
Author: aphrodisiac set international law enforcement agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#31079532)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 5:05 PM
Author: Lemon exhilarant laser beams

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#31082965)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:32 PM
Author: Cordovan locale community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#31084596)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 9:19 PM
Author: sable fragrant police squad heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#31085024)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:03 PM
Author: Laughsome frozen church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#31094167)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:05 AM
Author: fuchsia rough-skinned hospital wrinkle

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#31094715)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:36 PM
Author: Obsidian nubile ceo

The Gorgon delivers.... Again and again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#31106883)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 7:40 PM
Author: Maniacal nofapping bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#31108758)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 7:07 PM
Author: saffron double fault institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#32150719)



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 10:36 PM
Author: turquoise know-it-all lodge main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#32540707)



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Date: February 13th, 2017 12:33 PM
Author: odious home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#32611553)



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Date: September 18th, 2017 12:38 PM
Author: Sticky Brilliant Public Bath Idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#34235767)



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Date: September 18th, 2017 2:11 PM
Author: Provocative aqua haunted graveyard tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#34236520)



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Date: December 10th, 2017 10:24 PM
Author: Charismatic Pea-brained Macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#34886991)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 12:16 PM
Author: Hot vigorous pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#38720065)



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Date: May 21st, 2020 8:59 PM
Author: Sticky Brilliant Public Bath Idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#40252823)



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Date: February 18th, 2021 1:46 AM
Author: Flushed Hilarious Athletic Conference Piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#41965919)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:31 AM
Author: Flushed Hilarious Athletic Conference Piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#43704767)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:34 AM
Author: galvanic base

first time i've come across this, tears streaming down my face laughing. gosh i like it here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#44378175)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:41 PM
Author: Costumed bistre milk nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#49077442)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 8:15 PM
Author: exciting elite senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#32151230)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:50 PM
Author: histrionic knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#31075179)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:13 PM
Author: Soul-stirring incel national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#31084410)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:03 AM
Author: fuchsia rough-skinned hospital wrinkle

Op is George20 just trying to swallow cum in the most indirect way possible

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#31094707)



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 11:42 AM
Author: Heady plum trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#33454805)



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Date: February 18th, 2021 1:46 AM
Author: Flushed Hilarious Athletic Conference Piazza

rofl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#41965917)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:53 PM
Author: purple curious center boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#31074875)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:55 PM
Author: bateful geriatric site dog poop

when he came over and looked directly at you, why didn't you tell him what you wanted?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#31074897)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:57 PM
Author: unholy dysfunction

Sounds like the bartender expected you to offer your order after your friend gave his.

Classic situation of two aspies accusing the other of being aspie.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#31074914)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:59 PM
Author: bateful geriatric site dog poop

I used to work in a bar where the bartenders/barbacks/cooks would literallt sneeze all over the sandwiches of assholes. They's also put sandwich buns down their pants and then dance around the kitchen while everyone laughed and cheered

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#31074922)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:01 PM
Author: Pink supple clown

Apart from seasoning the lobster bisque, he farted on the meringue, sneezed on braised endive, and as for the cream of mushroom soup, well.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#31074931)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:02 PM
Author: bateful geriatric site dog poop

this wasn't shit out of a movie bro. I'm telling you what I've seen with my own two eyes. Not excusing or condoning it either.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#31074934)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:08 PM
Author: Pale stead sound barrier

this is, front to back, the most beta post i've read in my life

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#31074960)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 8:24 PM
Author: Maniacal nofapping bawdyhouse

damn runny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#31076610)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 8:26 PM
Author: histrionic knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#31076639)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:01 AM
Author: fuchsia rough-skinned hospital wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#31094692)



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 11:40 AM
Author: buck-toothed mexican multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#33454788)



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Date: June 3rd, 2020 5:43 AM
Author: Gold Plaza Roommate

but it's comic gold, so 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#40335695)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:33 PM
Author: canary becky

Enjoy your cum crab sandwhich.

People who enjoy abusing the little temporary power they have over others are awful.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#31075089)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 8:26 PM
Author: Bat shit crazy orchestra pit

like, by, say, ejaculating in their food?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#31076635)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 8:27 PM
Author: Appetizing box office

ya and tipping poorly b/c of perceived slights.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#31076648)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:50 PM
Author: Mind-boggling House

Alcoholic?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#31075180)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 9:09 PM
Author: bearded faggotry meetinghouse

JJC, you really need help, I say this as a friend.

Also, lol at ordering a crab sandwich, maybe the easiest thing to cum on and not have anyone notice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#31076946)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 12:30 PM
Author: Maniacal nofapping bawdyhouse

lol yeah this guy literally ate semen yesterday. not flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#31080877)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 5:03 PM
Author: Pink supple clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#31082948)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 6:09 PM
Author: french patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#31083459)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 6:17 PM
Author: Pink supple clown

thread is vintage zozo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#31083539)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 6:18 PM
Author: Hairless School Cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#31083543)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:55 PM
Author: Slap-happy Abode

This is a 180 thread if the OP isn't flame.

What an autist, lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#31084776)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 12:41 PM
Author: trip mildly autistic friendly grandma school

yeah what an autist, lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#35893917)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 9:18 PM
Author: Swashbuckling selfie

So if you don't want to eat jizz, what do you do if your waiter is actually an idiot and you need to call attention to something he fucked up or so you can order? Just suffer through it then leave a shitty tip?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#31085017)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 9:19 PM
Author: Appetizing box office

it;s possible (for non autists) to point out mistakes without being rude.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#31085021)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 9:23 PM
Author: Swashbuckling selfie

Can a high 19 year old hipster waitress tell the difference?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#31085062)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 11:53 PM
Author: Pink supple clown

"Hey, excuse me-"

"Oh, I'm sorry."

"Yeah, no problem, can I get..."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#31086582)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:00 AM
Author: Slap-happy Abode

Yes. And the OP isn't about a waiter who made a mistake. It's about an autist who is very likely Asian who doesn't know the first thing about social interaction.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#31094686)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:57 PM
Author: Concupiscible Bat-shit-crazy Theatre

(Asian)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#31094670)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:05 AM
Author: spectacular vermilion space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#31094716)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:58 PM
Author: thriller crackhouse

BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#31094678)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:11 AM
Author: fuchsia rough-skinned hospital wrinkle

I got sore from how hard this thread made me laugh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#31094767)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:21 AM
Author: Bright insecure business firm

I hope this is flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#31094831)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:24 PM
Author: irate cerise faggot firefighter resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#31106813)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:26 PM
Author: Pink supple clown

cr bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#31106824)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:35 PM
Author: soggy rehab

BEEP BEEP BEEP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#31106875)



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Date: August 20th, 2016 10:19 PM
Author: Chestnut pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#31232267)



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Date: September 3rd, 2016 7:54 PM
Author: Pink supple clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#31330301)



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Date: November 13th, 2016 1:24 AM
Author: Vibrant citrine hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#31894739)



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Date: November 13th, 2016 1:30 AM
Author: floppy menage digit ratio

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#31894760)



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Date: December 12th, 2016 8:10 PM
Author: Dashing chest-beating boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#32123956)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 6:50 PM
Author: Lemon exhilarant laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#32150541)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 8:50 PM
Author: Stimulating really tough guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#32151487)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 8:56 PM
Author: Pink supple clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#32151532)



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Date: January 9th, 2017 5:14 PM
Author: Dashing chest-beating boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#32336153)



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 10:33 PM
Author: Pink supple clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#32540690)



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 10:37 PM
Author: Lemon exhilarant laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#32540711)



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Date: February 13th, 2017 12:32 PM
Author: Pink supple clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#32611546)



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Date: February 13th, 2017 12:34 PM
Author: big pocket flask

EXCUSE ME

yeah?

I RIKE A SUCK YOUR DILLLK

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#32611562)



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Date: February 28th, 2017 1:58 PM
Author: Lemon exhilarant laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#32719752)



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Date: March 11th, 2017 5:09 PM
Author: bearded faggotry meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#32806197)



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Date: March 11th, 2017 5:09 PM
Author: Brindle Erotic Property Tank

this thread makes more sense once i realized the op was harrison

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#32806202)



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Date: December 30th, 2019 6:57 AM
Author: multi-colored mother lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#39348255)



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Date: April 1st, 2017 6:26 PM
Author: insane razzle-dazzle background story

Date: October 12th, 2014 9:10 PM

Author: boot to the head (harrison)

he gets butthurt easily too.

he went for years under the radar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2231619&forum_id=2#26505329)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#32971160)



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Date: April 2nd, 2017 2:44 PM
Author: insane razzle-dazzle background story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#32975884)



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Date: April 27th, 2017 10:10 PM
Author: Tan yapping alpha mad cow disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#33180883)



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Date: May 31st, 2017 4:47 PM
Author: french patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#33439438)



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 12:27 AM
Author: Lemon exhilarant laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#33452265)



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 11:23 AM
Author: stirring point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#33454604)



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Date: July 21st, 2017 5:14 AM
Author: aphrodisiac set international law enforcement agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#33822268)



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Date: July 21st, 2017 5:27 AM
Author: cerebral misunderstood church

what a thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#33822278)



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Date: September 18th, 2017 12:37 PM
Author: impressive legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#34235757)



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Date: December 10th, 2017 6:36 AM
Author: Contagious Pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#34880854)



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Date: December 10th, 2017 10:24 PM
Author: cerebral misunderstood church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#34886987)



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Date: December 25th, 2017 11:04 PM
Author: cerebral misunderstood church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#35007389)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 12:37 PM
Author: 180 painfully honest sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#35893896)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 11:51 PM
Author: impressive legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#35897859)



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Date: June 10th, 2018 7:48 AM
Author: aromatic foreskin

lol faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#36216613)



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Date: June 10th, 2018 7:49 AM
Author: wine electric legend

this was flame dumbass. i was at home when this "happened".

jmaw is real.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#36216615)



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Date: June 10th, 2018 7:42 PM
Author: cocky naked dingle berry university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#36219837)



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Date: June 10th, 2018 7:44 PM
Author: spruce casino

tbf he probably couldn't tell if you were blinking, open-eyed, or had your eyes closed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#36219846)



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Date: December 28th, 2018 6:30 PM
Author: Primrose abnormal forum cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#37488414)



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Date: May 6th, 2019 4:13 PM
Author: multi-colored mother lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#38195472)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 1:04 AM
Author: multi-colored mother lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#38198031)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 1:04 AM
Author: aphrodisiac set international law enforcement agency

Great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#38198032)



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Date: May 18th, 2019 2:32 PM
Author: bearded faggotry meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#38253374)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 12:14 PM
Author: Sickened trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#38720058)



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Date: February 25th, 2020 12:36 AM
Author: cracking pontificating garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#39647879)



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Date: April 14th, 2020 7:51 PM
Author: copper arousing toilet seat generalized bond

kids growing up and coming of age during lockdown won't know how 180 this is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#40015386)



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Date: June 3rd, 2020 5:29 AM
Author: multi-colored mother lay

reminder: some notable poasters used to pretend to like op's shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#40335685)



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Date: October 12th, 2021 12:29 AM
Author: confused wild hell

keep talking shit about harrison faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#43258812)



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Date: February 18th, 2021 1:37 AM
Author: jet-lagged massive headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#41965899)



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Date: April 29th, 2021 6:28 PM
Author: Lemon exhilarant laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#42372881)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 11:22 PM
Author: Lemon exhilarant laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#43258601)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 8:49 AM
Author: jet-lagged massive headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#43704165)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:30 AM
Author: buff razzle locus

This is a GOAT thread, somehow it’s still underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#43704758)



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Date: July 19th, 2023 3:36 PM
Author: Racy market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#46566340)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:31 AM
Author: Chocolate motley idea he suggested dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#43704764)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:32 AM
Author: boyish aquamarine dilemma round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#43704779)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:34 AM
Author: Stimulating really tough guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#43704795)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:34 AM
Author: stirring point

I still never figured out whether the "crab sandwich" was a weird way of saying a crab cake sandwich or a crab roll, like a lobster roll, or actually some weird Asian thing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#43704799)



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Date: April 28th, 2022 7:19 AM
Author: maroon comical cruise ship weed whacker

It’s a cheeseburger with 2 crabs in place of the bun

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#44417971)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:31 AM
Author: jet-lagged massive headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#44378153)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:32 AM
Author: titillating walnut old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#44378163)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:35 AM
Author: Lemon exhilarant laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#44378176)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:43 AM
Author: titillating walnut old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#44378200)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:54 AM
Author: soggy rehab

BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

(detector continuously beeping for years)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#44378229)



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Date: April 28th, 2022 7:45 AM
Author: gaped white jap

It is the year 1,000,000. Humans are long dead, the ice caps totally melted and the world completely covered in water. Nearly all evidence of human civilization has been completely erased. Nearly all...

Far, far under the surface, at the bottom of an enormous chasm miles deep, a faint signal sounds. "beeeeep"... "beeeeep"... "beeeeep"... Fortuitously stored inside an impenetrable casing of titanium diboride with an epoxy emery coating, an autism detector from the before times has resisted the ocean's erosive forces. It should have shut down eons ago, but somehow, in defiance of traditional understandings of physics, it continues to be powered, however faintly, by an autism so profound it literally altered spacetime itself, causing ambient electrons to be drawn into its battery cells for eternity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#44418014)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:44 AM
Author: Flesh library

LOOOOOOOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#45680684)



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Date: June 23rd, 2022 7:45 PM
Author: Sticky Brilliant Public Bath Idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#44730960)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:39 AM
Author: cream beady-eyed range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#45680666)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:42 AM
Author: Flesh library

hey dork, let's go

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#45680676)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:48 AM
Author: cream beady-eyed range

Ok

*BANG*

*BIFF*

*KAPOW!*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#45680689)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:58 AM
Author: Flesh library

hehe tho credited rethponthe hehe: https://tinychat.com/room/james102387



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#45680694)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:43 AM
Author: Flesh library

honestly, i'd say i won this thread LMFAO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#45680680)



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Date: July 19th, 2023 3:34 PM
Author: Primrose abnormal forum cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#46566325)



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Date: September 14th, 2023 11:31 PM
Author: Onyx stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#46799416)



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Date: September 14th, 2023 11:31 PM
Author: Lemon exhilarant laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#46799418)



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Date: October 19th, 2023 7:34 PM
Author: diverse brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#46958530)



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Date: October 19th, 2023 7:40 PM
Author: wonderful light corner

embarrassing thread for OP jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#46958556)



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Date: October 19th, 2023 8:01 PM
Author: Provocative aqua haunted graveyard tanning salon

"I always liked to read and to write."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#46958648)



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Date: October 12th, 2024 6:11 PM
Author: indigo lascivious temple fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#48191108)



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Date: November 17th, 2024 11:48 AM
Author: cracking pontificating garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#48348597)



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Date: November 17th, 2024 12:04 PM
Author: Angry avocado genital piercing affirmative action

This marked the end of harrison’s prolific poasting career in tandem with Julia poasting a chain of his “plz respond” emails. A heavyweight in the Halford/Watchmen era—he was very similar to ricki in poasting style and had a solid clique here that frequently showered him with blank-bumps & 180s. A reminder to us all—make liberal use of the cancel and save as draft features in xo/gmail.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#48348643)



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Date: November 17th, 2024 12:06 PM
Author: Twisted dark kitchen ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#48348651)



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Date: November 17th, 2024 12:08 PM
Author: Iridescent irradiated gas station

Bars and ordering drinks at bars are retarded, just pregame, go there and stand around, don’t try and order drinks unless you’re a regular

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#48348661)



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Date: February 9th, 2025 12:51 AM
Author: impressive legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#48638031)



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Date: February 9th, 2025 1:12 AM
Author: razzmatazz principal's office cumskin

(Doodikof)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#48638049)



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Date: February 9th, 2025 1:14 AM
Author: Mewling shrine masturbator

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#48638051)



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Date: February 9th, 2025 1:15 AM
Author: Excitant big-titted fortuitous meteor

this was jjc right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#48638053)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:53 PM
Author: cracking pontificating garrison

harrison tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#49077482)



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Date: October 21st, 2025 10:59 AM
Author: fulano



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#49363699)