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i just straight up stared unblinkingly at idiot bartender who forgot my shit

he comes over and gives me a look like "uhhh...wtf??&qu...
Pearly crotch
  07/31/16
special sauce on the sandwich
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  07/31/16
me? he's the one getting the sps tip.
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i considered that but i dont think so.
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oh right. his job description does not include messing with...
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gotcha. this is the first bartender who never moves from be...
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lol this dude is either an asian autist or huge flame
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is the op JJC? would explain a lot
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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:42 PM
Author: Pearly crotch

he comes over and gives me a look like "uhhh...wtf??" and doesnt acknowledge further so before he leaves im like "HEY"

and he turns around like im rude as fuck and just looks at me like "well?"

so i just said "you didnt ask what i wanted to eat or drink. ill have a manhattan and a crab sandwich"

*nods head and writes shit down leaves without speaking*

he's getting a fucking 1 cent tip. took my friend's order and straight up forgot to ask me shit lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#31074810)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:44 PM
Author: cowardly senate

special sauce on the sandwich

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#31074819)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 6:10 PM
Author: 180 parlor selfie

Date: July 31st, 2016 3:42 PM

Author: ....,..,.,...,,,,,..,.,,.,,.............,,,.,.,

he comes over and gives me a look like "uhhh...wtf??" and doesnt acknowledge further so before he leaves im like "HEY"

and he turns around like im rude as fuck and just looks at me like "well?"

so i just said "you didnt ask what i wanted to eat or drink. ill have a manhattan and a crab sandwich"

*nods head and writes shit down leaves without speaking*

he's getting a fucking 1 cent tip. took my friend's order and straight up forgot to ask me shit lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#31083474)



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 10:37 PM
Author: slate office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#32540714)



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Date: April 14th, 2020 7:52 PM
Author: Orange bbw scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#40015394)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:11 PM
Author: vibrant narrow-minded address

damn daddy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#31084401)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 10:58 PM
Author: vibrant narrow-minded address

lol now that i know who this is this thread is hilarious

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#31094138)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:01 PM
Author: rose macaca corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#31094146)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:44 PM
Author: lime genital piercing gas station

Sounds like you are fucked bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#31074823)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:45 PM
Author: Pearly crotch

me? he's the one getting the sps tip.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#31074826)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:46 PM
Author: lime genital piercing gas station

He'll probably take like 40 min to get you your order, make you follow up with him 2x

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#31074829)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:47 PM
Author: Pearly crotch

i considered that but i dont think so.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#31074833)



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Date: September 12th, 2016 10:43 AM
Author: Provocative really tough guy dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#31389087)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:45 PM
Author: infuriating water buffalo

why the fuck would you be rude to a bartender then order a sandwich.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#31074824)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:46 PM
Author: Unhinged flatulent location

That poztartar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#31074828)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:46 PM
Author: Pearly crotch

he's not going to spit in it get real. his only job is send the order back to the kitchen.

and i was rude bc he was just already a faggot anyway. no harm done

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#31074832)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:47 PM
Author: infuriating water buffalo

oh right. his job description does not include messing with your food. thus he surely wont do it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#31074834)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:49 PM
Author: Pearly crotch

are you retarded?

im saying i can see him the whole time, he wont even be back in the kitchen

lol did u srsly think i was arguing that bc his job description doesnt include messing with my food that he wont?

jfc xo autists. got damn inwonder what it would be loke talking to u guys irl.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#31074846)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:51 PM
Author: infuriating water buffalo

gotcha. this is the first bartender who never moves from behind the bar and has no means of communication with staff who do other than the order.

messing with food happens to rude people dude. this is meant to help you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#31074856)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:01 PM
Author: 180 parlor selfie

lol this dude is either an asian autist or huge flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#31074932)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:02 PM
Author: rose macaca corner



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:55 PM
Author: Self-absorbed aggressive house

LMAOOOOOOOOOO

Let me tell you about my food service experience:

1. Customer is rude to me

2. Give the order ticket to the kitchen and tell the cook to spit in it or put a booger in it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#31094657)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:32 PM
Author: motley chad

My hs friends did this all the time like it was nbd.

Seriously though, I just had to wink at cook and he knew what to do.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#31106859)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:47 PM
Author: Racy Fishy Business Firm Ratface

So, just to be clear, the bartender came over to take your order. You stared at him awkwardly like an aspie and he walked away. This annoyed you because you wanted the bartender to actually say the words "can I get something for you?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#31074835)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:48 PM
Author: cowardly senate

today you will consume the bodily secretions of a male bartender...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#31074843)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:33 PM
Author: motley chad



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:49 PM
Author: excitant indian lodge toaster

the people on this site are deranged

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#31074845)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:49 PM
Author: cowardly senate

how so?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#31074847)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:51 PM
Author: Pearly crotch

youre a fucking idiot bro.

"complaining about poor service is so aspie and deranged jesus"

*ignores the fact that millions of normal ppl do this every day*

its not "deranged" when the bartender straight up was being a fuckin idiot jackass to begin with.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#31074857)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 5:04 PM
Author: Rusted territorial den people who are hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#31082958)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:51 PM
Author: Autistic Whorehouse Feces

((("nebbish" 5'7 little breh who doesn't COMMAND RESPECT)))

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#31074862)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:53 PM
Author: arousing lavender state ape

ordering a crab sandwich at a bar was mistake #1

then being an aspie was mistake #2

enjoy your "crabs"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#31074871)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:40 PM
Author: irate mind-boggling site legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#49077439)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:53 PM
Author: arrogant wonderful antidepressant drug son of senegal

lmao cannot imagine a normal dude reacting this way. OP and the massive chip on his shoulder about being "overlooked" have my gookdar going wild

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#31074874)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:54 PM
Author: infuriating water buffalo

yea i was thinking this too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#31074886)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:56 PM
Author: 180 parlor selfie

is the op JJC? would explain a lot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#31074906)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:59 PM
Author: underhanded brass library psychic

cr op is insecure and seeing shit that isn't there, starting some shit with a bartender who has to do what he says to prove his manhood. guarantee the bartender is laughing with the other servers about what a gookbot faggot he is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#31074921)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:01 PM
Author: Pearly crotch

lmao...every normal bro has complained about service before at some point. and actually drunk chads are some of the worst assholes about this shit

joe pesci complained about service in goodfellas...i would lmao at some little 5'8 faggot lawyer bitch like "the gorgon" (whatever the fuck that means) going "lol? gook" to an italian mobster before grtting mercilessly bullied and humiliated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#31074933)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:03 PM
Author: 180 parlor selfie

either you're not describing the situation very well or there is something wrong with you. No one is defending poor service.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#31074938)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:06 PM
Author: arrogant wonderful antidepressant drug son of senegal

cr. also I'm literally a 6' alpha non-lawyer lmao @ the OP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#31074956)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:12 PM
Author: Pearly crotch

youre not alpha or 6'0.

and lol @ "im thix foot, actually"

thats not tall to anyone but a nebbish lawyer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#31074989)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:31 PM
Author: arrogant wonderful antidepressant drug son of senegal

your head must be spinning from the bukakke session you've been getting itt lil breh. explain where I state or imply that 6' is "tall"? I have consistently insisted it isn't eg

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3294692&mc=16&forum_id=2



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#31075078)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:04 PM
Author: arousing lavender state ape

you wouldn't know what a "normal bro" was if he shit in your crab sandwich, Xiaofeng

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#31074944)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:14 PM
Author: 180 parlor selfie

lol'd hard at xiaofeng

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#31074998)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:44 PM
Author: arrogant wonderful antidepressant drug son of senegal

can't stop loling at this gigafreak's deranged thought process. "I stood up for myself by 'staring unblinkingly' at a confused bartender, just like drunk white chads or Italian mobsters!" ljl someone should keep an eye on this Cho

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#31075150)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:45 PM
Author: 180 parlor selfie

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#31075156)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:45 PM
Author: underhanded brass library psychic

180 the gorgon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#31075158)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 9:11 PM
Author: 180 parlor selfie

It reminds me of the time uvt "stood up for himself" by flipping off some redneck on the freeway and almost got himself killed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#31076978)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:12 PM
Author: Poppy hyperactive theater stage

lmao. Please link if you can

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#31084406)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:31 PM
Author: arrogant wonderful antidepressant drug son of senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#31084584)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:01 PM
Author: 180 parlor selfie

google search returns this:

Date: April 18th, 2014 10:41 PM

Author: grown married man with fully developed breasts

Someone needs to dig up the thread where uvt talks about having road rage and yelling at a white guy who cut him off in traffic "to defend the image of my people" or some shit. It was still when he was in his NOWAG-power stage. Its been years since I saw it and it was quite lulzy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1924947&forum_id=2#25407199)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#31094151)



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Date: May 3rd, 2019 3:22 PM
Author: angry alcoholic multi-billionaire menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#38181949)



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Date: June 3rd, 2020 5:33 AM
Author: angry alcoholic multi-billionaire menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#40335689)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 4:46 AM
Author: Bateful space love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#31079532)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 5:05 PM
Author: shivering pistol

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#31082965)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:32 PM
Author: lime genital piercing gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#31084596)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 9:19 PM
Author: Overrated wrinkle property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#31085024)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:03 PM
Author: iridescent boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#31094167)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:05 AM
Author: medicated roast beef

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#31094715)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:36 PM
Author: motley chad

The Gorgon delivers.... Again and again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#31106883)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 7:40 PM
Author: arrogant wonderful antidepressant drug son of senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#31108758)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 7:07 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#32150719)



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 10:36 PM
Author: Ivory galvanic piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#32540707)



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Date: February 13th, 2017 12:33 PM
Author: Canary aromatic stock car point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#32611553)



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Date: September 18th, 2017 12:38 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle background story fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#34235767)



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Date: September 18th, 2017 2:11 PM
Author: Laughsome messiness station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#34236520)



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Date: December 10th, 2017 10:24 PM
Author: flesh soul-stirring laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#34886991)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 12:16 PM
Author: Rebellious trailer park twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#38720065)



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Date: May 21st, 2020 8:59 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle background story fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#40252823)



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Date: February 18th, 2021 1:46 AM
Author: Blue Brethren Stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#41965919)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:31 AM
Author: Blue Brethren Stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#43704767)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:34 AM
Author: razzmatazz codepig locale

first time i've come across this, tears streaming down my face laughing. gosh i like it here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#44378175)



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Date: March 28th, 2026 8:47 PM
Author: Post nut horror



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#49777463)



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Date: March 28th, 2026 8:55 PM
Author: gibberish (?)

This poast is 2016 lol you're old

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#49777473)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:41 PM
Author: irate mind-boggling site legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#49077442)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 8:15 PM
Author: Shimmering Spectacular Range Cuckold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#32151230)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:50 PM
Author: Poppy hyperactive theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#31075179)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:13 PM
Author: olive nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#31084410)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:03 AM
Author: medicated roast beef

Op is George20 just trying to swallow cum in the most indirect way possible

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#31094707)



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 11:42 AM
Author: titillating transparent marketing idea school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#33454805)



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Date: February 18th, 2021 1:46 AM
Author: Blue Brethren Stage

rofl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#41965917)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:53 PM
Author: pea-brained hall nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#31074875)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:55 PM
Author: 180 parlor selfie

when he came over and looked directly at you, why didn't you tell him what you wanted?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#31074897)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:57 PM
Author: Smoky incel

Sounds like the bartender expected you to offer your order after your friend gave his.

Classic situation of two aspies accusing the other of being aspie.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#31074914)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:59 PM
Author: 180 parlor selfie

I used to work in a bar where the bartenders/barbacks/cooks would literallt sneeze all over the sandwiches of assholes. They's also put sandwich buns down their pants and then dance around the kitchen while everyone laughed and cheered

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#31074922)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:01 PM
Author: underhanded brass library psychic

Apart from seasoning the lobster bisque, he farted on the meringue, sneezed on braised endive, and as for the cream of mushroom soup, well.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#31074931)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:02 PM
Author: 180 parlor selfie

this wasn't shit out of a movie bro. I'm telling you what I've seen with my own two eyes. Not excusing or condoning it either.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#31074934)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:08 PM
Author: Dull Charismatic Home Knife

this is, front to back, the most beta post i've read in my life

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#31074960)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 8:24 PM
Author: arrogant wonderful antidepressant drug son of senegal

damn runny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#31076610)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 8:26 PM
Author: Poppy hyperactive theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#31076639)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:01 AM
Author: medicated roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#31094692)



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 11:40 AM
Author: Multi-colored Bipolar Circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#33454788)



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Date: June 3rd, 2020 5:43 AM
Author: diverse public bath

but it's comic gold, so 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#40335695)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:33 PM
Author: Lascivious church

Enjoy your cum crab sandwhich.

People who enjoy abusing the little temporary power they have over others are awful.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#31075089)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 8:26 PM
Author: comical sickened party of the first part box office

like, by, say, ejaculating in their food?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#31076635)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 8:27 PM
Author: infuriating water buffalo

ya and tipping poorly b/c of perceived slights.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#31076648)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:50 PM
Author: Flirting market fortuitous meteor

Alcoholic?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#31075180)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 9:09 PM
Author: Emerald Dopamine Church Building

JJC, you really need help, I say this as a friend.

Also, lol at ordering a crab sandwich, maybe the easiest thing to cum on and not have anyone notice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#31076946)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 12:30 PM
Author: arrogant wonderful antidepressant drug son of senegal

lol yeah this guy literally ate semen yesterday. not flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#31080877)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 5:03 PM
Author: underhanded brass library psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#31082948)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 6:09 PM
Author: slate office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#31083459)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 6:17 PM
Author: underhanded brass library psychic

thread is vintage zozo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#31083539)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 6:18 PM
Author: yapping turdskin pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#31083543)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:55 PM
Author: Cheese-eating swashbuckling giraffe corn cake

This is a 180 thread if the OP isn't flame.

What an autist, lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#31084776)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 12:41 PM
Author: Violent principal's office immigrant

yeah what an autist, lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#35893917)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 9:18 PM
Author: Hilarious Khaki Spot Deer Antler

So if you don't want to eat jizz, what do you do if your waiter is actually an idiot and you need to call attention to something he fucked up or so you can order? Just suffer through it then leave a shitty tip?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#31085017)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 9:19 PM
Author: infuriating water buffalo

it;s possible (for non autists) to point out mistakes without being rude.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#31085021)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 9:23 PM
Author: Hilarious Khaki Spot Deer Antler

Can a high 19 year old hipster waitress tell the difference?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#31085062)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 11:53 PM
Author: underhanded brass library psychic

"Hey, excuse me-"

"Oh, I'm sorry."

"Yeah, no problem, can I get..."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#31086582)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:00 AM
Author: Cheese-eating swashbuckling giraffe corn cake

Yes. And the OP isn't about a waiter who made a mistake. It's about an autist who is very likely Asian who doesn't know the first thing about social interaction.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#31094686)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:57 PM
Author: bright brunch

(Asian)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#31094670)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:05 AM
Author: rose macaca corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#31094716)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:58 PM
Author: Insanely creepy garrison affirmative action

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#31094678)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:11 AM
Author: medicated roast beef

I got sore from how hard this thread made me laugh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#31094767)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:21 AM
Author: cerebral becky

I hope this is flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#31094831)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:24 PM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone double fault newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#31106813)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:26 PM
Author: underhanded brass library psychic

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#31106824)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:35 PM
Author: Charcoal cumskin telephone

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#31106875)



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Date: August 20th, 2016 10:19 PM
Author: Spruce Exhilarant Elastic Band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#31232267)



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Date: September 3rd, 2016 7:54 PM
Author: underhanded brass library psychic



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Author: gay passionate pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#31894739)



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Date: November 13th, 2016 1:30 AM
Author: vibrant narrow-minded address

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#31894760)



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Date: December 12th, 2016 8:10 PM
Author: high-end potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#32123956)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 6:50 PM
Author: shivering pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#32150541)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 8:50 PM
Author: Drunken Honey-headed Base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#32151487)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 8:56 PM
Author: underhanded brass library psychic



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Date: January 9th, 2017 5:14 PM
Author: high-end potus



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 10:33 PM
Author: underhanded brass library psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#32540690)



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 10:37 PM
Author: shivering pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#32540711)



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Date: February 13th, 2017 12:32 PM
Author: underhanded brass library psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#32611546)



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Date: February 13th, 2017 12:34 PM
Author: Gold vivacious lay

EXCUSE ME

yeah?

I RIKE A SUCK YOUR DILLLK

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#32611562)



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Date: February 28th, 2017 1:58 PM
Author: shivering pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#32719752)



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Date: March 11th, 2017 5:09 PM
Author: Emerald Dopamine Church Building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#32806197)



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Date: March 11th, 2017 5:09 PM
Author: Adventurous drab dilemma

this thread makes more sense once i realized the op was harrison

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#32806202)



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Date: December 30th, 2019 6:57 AM
Author: angry alcoholic multi-billionaire menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#39348255)



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Date: April 1st, 2017 6:26 PM
Author: Talented bull headed rehab foreskin

Date: October 12th, 2014 9:10 PM

Author: boot to the head (harrison)

he gets butthurt easily too.

he went for years under the radar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2231619&forum_id=2#26505329)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#32971160)



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Date: April 2nd, 2017 2:44 PM
Author: Talented bull headed rehab foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#32975884)



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Date: April 27th, 2017 10:10 PM
Author: Cerise main people rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#33180883)



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Date: May 31st, 2017 4:47 PM
Author: slate office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#33439438)



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 12:27 AM
Author: shivering pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#33452265)



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 11:23 AM
Author: Painfully honest stirring step-uncle's house associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#33454604)



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Date: July 21st, 2017 5:14 AM
Author: Bateful space love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#33822268)



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Date: July 21st, 2017 5:27 AM
Author: sick magenta regret

what a thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#33822278)



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Date: September 18th, 2017 12:37 PM
Author: henna windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#34235757)



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Date: December 10th, 2017 6:36 AM
Author: Cordovan Digit Ratio University



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#34880854)



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Date: December 10th, 2017 10:24 PM
Author: sick magenta regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#34886987)



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Date: December 25th, 2017 11:04 PM
Author: sick magenta regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#35007389)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 12:37 PM
Author: Odious obsidian tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#35893896)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 11:51 PM
Author: henna windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#35897859)



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Date: June 10th, 2018 7:48 AM
Author: startling philosopher-king ticket booth

lol faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#36216613)



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Date: June 10th, 2018 7:49 AM
Author: Pearly crotch

this was flame dumbass. i was at home when this "happened".

jmaw is real.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#36216615)



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Date: June 10th, 2018 7:42 PM
Author: Grizzly elite skinny woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#36219837)



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Date: June 10th, 2018 7:44 PM
Author: deep cuck community account

tbf he probably couldn't tell if you were blinking, open-eyed, or had your eyes closed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#36219846)



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Date: December 28th, 2018 6:30 PM
Author: Learning disabled burgundy center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#37488414)



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Date: May 6th, 2019 4:13 PM
Author: angry alcoholic multi-billionaire menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#38195472)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 1:04 AM
Author: angry alcoholic multi-billionaire menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#38198031)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 1:04 AM
Author: Bateful space love of her life

Great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#38198032)



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Date: May 18th, 2019 2:32 PM
Author: Emerald Dopamine Church Building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#38253374)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 12:14 PM
Author: Beady-eyed gaping lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#38720058)



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Date: February 25th, 2020 12:36 AM
Author: Cream Casino Depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#39647879)



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Date: April 14th, 2020 7:51 PM
Author: Trip Bisexual Puppy Nibblets

kids growing up and coming of age during lockdown won't know how 180 this is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#40015386)



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Date: June 3rd, 2020 5:29 AM
Author: angry alcoholic multi-billionaire menage

reminder: some notable poasters used to pretend to like op's shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#40335685)



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Date: October 12th, 2021 12:29 AM
Author: Carmine Shrine

keep talking shit about harrison faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#43258812)



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Date: February 18th, 2021 1:37 AM
Author: sticky gaming laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#41965899)



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Date: April 29th, 2021 6:28 PM
Author: shivering pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#42372881)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 11:22 PM
Author: shivering pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#43258601)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 8:49 AM
Author: sticky gaming laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#43704165)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:30 AM
Author: floppy confused reading party

This is a GOAT thread, somehow it’s still underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#43704758)



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Date: July 19th, 2023 3:36 PM
Author: Chrome Crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#46566340)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:31 AM
Author: hairraiser set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#43704764)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:32 AM
Author: stimulating cruise ship international law enforcement agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#43704779)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:34 AM
Author: Drunken Honey-headed Base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#43704795)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:34 AM
Author: Painfully honest stirring step-uncle's house associate

I still never figured out whether the "crab sandwich" was a weird way of saying a crab cake sandwich or a crab roll, like a lobster roll, or actually some weird Asian thing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#43704799)



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Date: April 28th, 2022 7:19 AM
Author: slimy lemon theater boistinker

It’s a cheeseburger with 2 crabs in place of the bun

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#44417971)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:31 AM
Author: sticky gaming laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#44378153)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:32 AM
Author: Awkward filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#44378163)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:35 AM
Author: shivering pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#44378176)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:43 AM
Author: Awkward filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#44378200)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:54 AM
Author: Charcoal cumskin telephone

BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

(detector continuously beeping for years)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#44378229)



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Date: April 28th, 2022 7:45 AM
Author: nudist institution

It is the year 1,000,000. Humans are long dead, the ice caps totally melted and the world completely covered in water. Nearly all evidence of human civilization has been completely erased. Nearly all...

Far, far under the surface, at the bottom of an enormous chasm miles deep, a faint signal sounds. "beeeeep"... "beeeeep"... "beeeeep"... Fortuitously stored inside an impenetrable casing of titanium diboride with an epoxy emery coating, an autism detector from the before times has resisted the ocean's erosive forces. It should have shut down eons ago, but somehow, in defiance of traditional understandings of physics, it continues to be powered, however faintly, by an autism so profound it literally altered spacetime itself, causing ambient electrons to be drawn into its battery cells for eternity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#44418014)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:44 AM
Author: Salmon fantasy-prone tanning salon

LOOOOOOOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#45680684)



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Date: June 23rd, 2022 7:45 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle background story fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#44730960)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:39 AM
Author: Jet internet-worthy hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#45680666)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:42 AM
Author: Salmon fantasy-prone tanning salon

hey dork, let's go

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#45680676)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:48 AM
Author: Jet internet-worthy hell

Ok

*BANG*

*BIFF*

*KAPOW!*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#45680689)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:58 AM
Author: Salmon fantasy-prone tanning salon

hehe tho credited rethponthe hehe: https://tinychat.com/room/james102387



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#45680694)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:43 AM
Author: Salmon fantasy-prone tanning salon

honestly, i'd say i won this thread LMFAO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#45680680)



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Date: July 19th, 2023 3:34 PM
Author: Learning disabled burgundy center



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Date: September 14th, 2023 11:31 PM
Author: orchid tattoo



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Date: September 14th, 2023 11:31 PM
Author: shivering pistol



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Date: October 19th, 2023 7:34 PM
Author: pearl pisswyrm hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#46958530)



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Date: October 19th, 2023 7:40 PM
Author: Heady coral sanctuary

embarrassing thread for OP jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#46958556)



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Date: October 19th, 2023 8:01 PM
Author: Laughsome messiness station

"I always liked to read and to write."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#46958648)



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Date: October 12th, 2024 6:11 PM
Author: hairless boyish plaza karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#48191108)



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Date: November 17th, 2024 11:48 AM
Author: Cream Casino Depressive



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Date: November 17th, 2024 12:04 PM
Author: Pontificating headpube ceo

This marked the end of harrison’s prolific poasting career in tandem with Julia poasting a chain of his “plz respond” emails. A heavyweight in the Halford/Watchmen era—he was very similar to ricki in poasting style and had a solid clique here that frequently showered him with blank-bumps & 180s. A reminder to us all—make liberal use of the cancel and save as draft features in xo/gmail.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#48348643)



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Date: November 17th, 2024 12:06 PM
Author: silver contagious meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#48348651)



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Date: November 17th, 2024 12:08 PM
Author: splenetic doctorate

Bars and ordering drinks at bars are retarded, just pregame, go there and stand around, don’t try and order drinks unless you’re a regular

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#48348661)



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Date: February 9th, 2025 12:51 AM
Author: henna windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#48638031)



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Date: February 9th, 2025 1:12 AM
Author: thriller doobsian keepsake machete

(Doodikof)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#48638049)



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Date: February 9th, 2025 1:14 AM
Author: Fuchsia Glittery Forum

lol fucking gook

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#48638051)



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Date: February 9th, 2025 1:15 AM
Author: Orange bbw scourge upon the earth

this was jjc right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#48638053)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:53 PM
Author: Cream Casino Depressive

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#49077482)



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Date: October 21st, 2025 10:59 AM
Author: black up-to-no-good theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#49363699)



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Date: March 11th, 2026 8:02 PM
Author: Orange bbw scourge upon the earth



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Date: March 28th, 2026 9:16 PM
Author: wait till biggus dickus hears of this

10 years, wow. I think about this all the time. XO is a moveable feast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#49777531)