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Tried doing standup comedy tonight, got booed offstage

Fucking assholes
vigorous clear cruise ship associate
  09/18/24
WTF you've got YEARS of material to work with, right here. ...
Curious faggotry
  09/18/24
I’ve considered doing the “just imagine what pus...
vigorous clear cruise ship associate
  09/18/24
Try this one: "Isn't it crazy? We have a whole medi...
Curious faggotry
  09/19/24
read off that poast with a drink in your hand and exit
out-of-control dark pit goal in life
  10/04/24
What was your best joke
Aromatic sexy sweet tailpipe
  09/18/24
This thing about picking up my dog’s shit and looking ...
vigorous clear cruise ship associate
  09/18/24
Lol, sounds cringy af
Effete Overrated House Famous Landscape Painting
  09/19/24
Dog material usually connects at standup shows - large overl...
Smoky pontificating round eye boiling water
  05/06/25
expected OP to be snoot
thriller home azn
  09/18/24
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Cracking stage
  09/18/24
whats the deal with that?
comical metal plaza degenerate
  09/18/24
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Angry azure stag film internal respiration
  09/19/24
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Fiercely-loyal forum patrolman
  10/04/24
Get some pointers from CSLG I believe he said he was going t...
vivacious bright liquid oxygen parlor
  09/19/24
This is one of those things you get good at by doing it a lo...
Indigo Galvanic Hominid Principal's Office
  09/19/24
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q3BEUX5n0nY
Tan Cerebral Hell
  10/04/24
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vigorous clear cruise ship associate
  12/20/24
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  02/27/25
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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:32 PM
Author: vigorous clear cruise ship associate

Fucking assholes

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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:34 PM
Author: Curious faggotry

WTF you've got YEARS of material to work with, right here.

Did you try out Biden growling "who told you that? Mike Fart?"

That always kills here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5597505&forum_id=2/#48106668)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:49 PM
Author: vigorous clear cruise ship associate

I’ve considered doing the “just imagine what pussy and sex was like for Inuits 200 years ago” bit but never have

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Date: September 19th, 2024 4:12 PM
Author: Curious faggotry

Try this one:

"Isn't it crazy? We have a whole medical field devoted to the care and maintenance of vaginas."

*pause for two beats*

"And they're still a disaster."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5597505&forum_id=2/#48110065)



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Date: October 4th, 2024 11:16 PM
Author: out-of-control dark pit goal in life

read off that poast with a drink in your hand and exit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5597505&forum_id=2/#48165197)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:34 PM
Author: Aromatic sexy sweet tailpipe

What was your best joke

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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:35 PM
Author: vigorous clear cruise ship associate

This thing about picking up my dog’s shit and looking for a place to put it went over OK

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Date: September 19th, 2024 4:10 PM
Author: Effete Overrated House Famous Landscape Painting

Lol, sounds cringy af

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5597505&forum_id=2/#48110055)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 9:06 PM
Author: Smoky pontificating round eye boiling water

Dog material usually connects at standup shows - large overlap between people who go to them and people who are obsessed with their Doggo McDoggerfaces

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5597505&forum_id=2/#48909629)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:35 PM
Author: thriller home azn

expected OP to be snoot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5597505&forum_id=2/#48106676)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:35 PM
Author: Cracking stage



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:51 PM
Author: comical metal plaza degenerate

whats the deal with that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5597505&forum_id=2/#48106750)



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Date: September 19th, 2024 12:29 PM
Author: Angry azure stag film internal respiration



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Date: October 4th, 2024 11:07 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal forum patrolman



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Date: September 19th, 2024 12:30 PM
Author: vivacious bright liquid oxygen parlor

Get some pointers from CSLG I believe he said he was going to start this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5597505&forum_id=2/#48109057)



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Date: September 19th, 2024 4:15 PM
Author: Indigo Galvanic Hominid Principal's Office

This is one of those things you get good at by doing it a lot. You can only read so much about it everything else requires stage time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5597505&forum_id=2/#48110078)



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Date: October 4th, 2024 11:19 PM
Author: Tan Cerebral Hell

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q3BEUX5n0nY

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Date: December 20th, 2024 1:34 AM
Author: vigorous clear cruise ship associate



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Date: February 27th, 2025 1:28 PM
Author: swashbuckling filthy bawdyhouse masturbator



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Date: April 16th, 2025 8:59 PM
Author: Marvelous quadroon toilet seat



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Date: January 15th, 2026 3:14 PM
Author: pube



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