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Which one of these would a man living in 900 B.C. trade the MOST for:

BAM! You time-machine back to 900BC and meet some dude, mayb...
Plum Rambunctious Range Sneaky Criminal
  02/05/25
mattress
Chartreuse space fanboi
  02/05/25
cr
Chestnut Locale Feces
  02/05/25
yeah i think that might be the one. particularly if he were ...
Plum Rambunctious Range Sneaky Criminal
  02/05/25
Spices. He needs food and one of the reasons spices were so ...
Heady faggotry international law enforcement agency
  02/05/25
would it take that much convincing on the benefits of a matt...
Chestnut Locale Feces
  02/05/25
have to figure in social motivators, too, which are all impo...
Plum Rambunctious Range Sneaky Criminal
  02/05/25
I guess part of this hypo is missing-- what social level is ...
Heady faggotry international law enforcement agency
  02/05/25
what if you had peterman there on all fours naked on the mat...
slimy personal credit line
  02/05/25
The mattress will appeal to plenty of monkey women but he wi...
Aphrodisiac onyx sandwich jewess
  02/05/25
...
Plum Rambunctious Range Sneaky Criminal
  02/05/25
Not the mattress. He’s going to want a Tempur-Pedic o...
Low-t juggernaut
  02/05/25
Spice
Out-of-control galvanic garrison
  02/05/25
(instagram model)
racy alpha idiot
  02/05/25
I don't think the guy would even want the mattress. People ...
Ungodly abode
  02/05/25
the wheelbarrow he would probably think the IG model was ...
pungent rebellious school cafeteria
  02/05/25
the resale value on fractions of the spice is going to be in...
razzle national trump supporter
  02/05/25
(Guy who went back to Judea)
pungent rebellious school cafeteria
  02/05/25
...
Plum Rambunctious Range Sneaky Criminal
  02/05/25
is Mr Etruscan homosexual? if not, the girl. if yes, the ov...
Thriller cheese-eating immigrant
  02/05/25
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Plum Rambunctious Range Sneaky Criminal
  07/17/25


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Date: February 5th, 2025 12:31 PM
Author: Plum Rambunctious Range Sneaky Criminal

BAM! You time-machine back to 900BC and meet some dude, maybe an Etruscan. You have a magic ability to speak his tongue and offer him the chance to trade with you. He cannot harm you or rob you. You present:

1. Instagram model, transported directly from 2025. Thin, fake tits, shaved (for now) pussy, legs, armpits. 110 lbs. Bad attitude. Only speaks American English

https://miro.medium.com/v2/resize:fit:1080/1*yKxHoMm-bGvQQ75X2pqrVQ.jpeg

2. Crate of 12 jars of spices. He can sample each with a wet finger

https://i5.walmartimages.com/seo/Kamenstein-12-Glass-Jar-Wooden-Crate-Spice-Rack-Spices-and-Jars-Included_57556870-9101-46ea-a465-4194d8ebede9.2696fe740d89ffa29d6c0990cb9b7bfd.jpeg?odnHeight=768&odnWidth=768&odnBg=FFFFFF

3. Luxury king sized mattress with two pillows

https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0444/9488/0918/t/2/assets/bec40ae7ea74--Avocado-Organic-Luxury-Plush-Pillow-Top-Mattress-127845.jpg?v=1693927656

4. Coverall work suit with zippers and pockets. It fits him perfectly

https://i.ebayimg.com/images/g/-QUAAOSwurVichSw/s-l1200.jpg

5. Plastic wheelbarrow with rubber tire

https://cdn-kapal.nitrocdn.com/xmZLFsAFJccJxFeZWvyMlInZYKDFqLfT/assets/images/optimized/rev-c0937bf/ezgmfg.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/10/1088HP_wheelbarrow_in_use.png

You offer him all five choices, but he can only trade for one of these things. Which is most valuable and mind-blowing to him?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5675742&forum_id=2/#48624754)



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Date: February 5th, 2025 12:33 PM
Author: Chartreuse space fanboi

mattress

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5675742&forum_id=2/#48624760)



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Date: February 5th, 2025 12:35 PM
Author: Chestnut Locale Feces

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5675742&forum_id=2/#48624774)



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Date: February 5th, 2025 12:36 PM
Author: Plum Rambunctious Range Sneaky Criminal

yeah i think that might be the one. particularly if he were practical and a little smart.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5675742&forum_id=2/#48624776)



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Date: February 5th, 2025 12:38 PM
Author: Heady faggotry international law enforcement agency

Spices. He needs food and one of the reasons spices were so important to ancients and medieval bros is because the food was not high quality and it helped to have spices to cover up rancid taste, etc. He is also familiar with spices. You would have to convince him of the benefit of the others (other than the model).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5675742&forum_id=2/#48624786)



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Date: February 5th, 2025 12:45 PM
Author: Chestnut Locale Feces

would it take that much convincing on the benefits of a mattress after a lifetime of sleeping on a pile of straw?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5675742&forum_id=2/#48624818)



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Date: February 5th, 2025 12:50 PM
Author: Plum Rambunctious Range Sneaky Criminal

have to figure in social motivators, too, which are all important in any human culture. the worksuit would seem 18000 as fuck to me, but I doubt he'd have the courage to look so weird to his peers.

the mattress would be an infinite flex that would signal his wealth and probably one of the first things he would think is "Im getting so much pussy on this"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5675742&forum_id=2/#48624839)



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Date: February 5th, 2025 12:56 PM
Author: Heady faggotry international law enforcement agency

I guess part of this hypo is missing-- what social level is this guy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5675742&forum_id=2/#48624858)



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Date: February 5th, 2025 8:27 PM
Author: slimy personal credit line

what if you had peterman there on all fours naked on the mattess? i think he'd see the benefits then.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5675742&forum_id=2/#48626630)



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Date: February 5th, 2025 12:59 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac onyx sandwich jewess

The mattress will appeal to plenty of monkey women but he will have to yield it to his chieftain

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5675742&forum_id=2/#48624867)



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Date: February 5th, 2025 3:32 PM
Author: Plum Rambunctious Range Sneaky Criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5675742&forum_id=2/#48625620)



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Date: February 5th, 2025 1:06 PM
Author: Low-t juggernaut

Not the mattress. He’s going to want a Tempur-Pedic or Beautyrest Black, not some overpriced eco-friendly Avocado crap.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5675742&forum_id=2/#48624904)



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Date: February 5th, 2025 7:36 PM
Author: Out-of-control galvanic garrison

Spice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5675742&forum_id=2/#48626475)



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Date: February 5th, 2025 7:41 PM
Author: racy alpha idiot

(instagram model)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5675742&forum_id=2/#48626488)



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Date: February 5th, 2025 7:42 PM
Author: Ungodly abode

I don't think the guy would even want the mattress. People get used to what they're used to sleeping on. He'd think it was too soft and squishy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5675742&forum_id=2/#48626496)



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Date: February 5th, 2025 7:44 PM
Author: pungent rebellious school cafeteria

the wheelbarrow

he would probably think the IG model was an underfed boy with some chest disease

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5675742&forum_id=2/#48626501)



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Date: February 5th, 2025 7:44 PM
Author: razzle national trump supporter

the resale value on fractions of the spice is going to be insane. you can't really cut up a mattress.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5675742&forum_id=2/#48626503)



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Date: February 5th, 2025 7:56 PM
Author: pungent rebellious school cafeteria

(Guy who went back to Judea)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5675742&forum_id=2/#48626535)



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Date: February 5th, 2025 8:24 PM
Author: Plum Rambunctious Range Sneaky Criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5675742&forum_id=2/#48626622)



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Date: February 5th, 2025 8:30 PM
Author: Thriller cheese-eating immigrant

is Mr Etruscan homosexual? if not, the girl. if yes, the overalls

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5675742&forum_id=2/#48626638)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 1:09 PM
Author: Plum Rambunctious Range Sneaky Criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5675742&forum_id=2/#49109042)