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Watching 2 minutes per day of How Stella Got Her Groove Back, 10 days in
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Date: July 8th, 2025 9:57 PM Author: tantric resort gunner (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747873&forum_id=2/#49084409) |
Date: July 9th, 2025 3:54 PM Author: tantric resort gunner (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747873&forum_id=2/#49087256) |
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Date: July 9th, 2025 3:57 PM Author: Shaky Wrinkle Double Fault (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747873&forum_id=2/#49087267) |
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Date: July 10th, 2025 6:34 PM Author: tantric resort gunner (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747873&forum_id=2/#49091050) |
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Date: July 10th, 2025 6:37 PM Author: scarlet odious cruise ship Worth a watch? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747873&forum_id=2/#49091064) |
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Date: July 10th, 2025 6:48 PM Author: tantric resort gunner this is a joke thread based on : http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747581&mc=47&forum_id=2
however, i just watched the first 6 minutes of Stella.
the first 2 minutes is entirely comprised of cast cards.
the next scene is Stella as high powered stock market boss woman. short scene, silly.
the next scene was Stella and friends getting facials/massages. it was an overlong scene at like 3 minutes providing some background color to her friends (sassy, one pregnant).
i am now 6 minutes into it. enough for today. |
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Date: July 10th, 2025 8:19 PM Author: scarlet odious cruise ship Did you laugh a lot? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747873&forum_id=2/#49091540) |
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Date: July 10th, 2025 8:23 PM Author: chestnut medicated sweet tailpipe Is it shaping up to be a dissident film? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747873&forum_id=2/#49091560) |
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Date: July 11th, 2025 3:59 PM Author: Garnet Headpube Round Eye (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747873&forum_id=2/#49093830) |
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Date: July 11th, 2025 4:52 PM Author: Shaky Wrinkle Double Fault (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747873&forum_id=2/#49094008) |
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Date: July 16th, 2025 3:02 PM Author: Yapping crawly coldplay fan travel guidebook (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747873&forum_id=2/#49106164) |
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Date: July 20th, 2025 9:27 PM Author: contagious set skinny woman (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747873&forum_id=2/#49117607) |
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Date: July 24th, 2025 12:46 PM Author: cannon (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747873&forum_id=2/#49127513) |
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Date: July 24th, 2025 4:56 PM Author: cock of michael obama it was initially - that feminist Boss Ladies pursuing career still feel unfulfilled without a Man - but it's disastrously falling apart currently because the love interest taye diggs is like 5'8" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747873&forum_id=2/#49128494) |
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Date: July 24th, 2025 5:40 PM Author: ...,....,,........ "the next scene was Stella and friends getting facials"
*unzips*
Go on... |
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Date: July 25th, 2025 6:58 PM Author: cock of michael obama (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747873&forum_id=2/#49131415) |
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Date: July 11th, 2025 3:24 PM Author: tantric resort gunner 6 - 8 minutes: stella at airport in business suit, her son is going on a trip. she's divorced, the father is apparently fat. son is sassy, tells her to have fun and not just work. heartful music, she smiles and kisses after him as he goes on plane, then sighs. a corny scene. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747873&forum_id=2/#49093747) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:57 PM Author: tantric resort gunner 8:00-10:00 Stella is at home, rich home, playing piano - cultured black woman! Sad, she's alone :(. Now she's look through photos reminiscing, she's in an oversized sports shirt and perfectly coifed hair and makeup even though home by herself. TV advertisement for a vacation to Jamaica, she sees herself going on it, transfixed. Phone call for a perspective suitor, a judge, but she's totally transfixed by her vacation and barely talking to the suitor on the phone. She's going to get her groove back in Jamaica! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747873&forum_id=2/#49104013) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:33 PM Author: scarlet odious cruise ship Wow. Now i know why its called that. I cant wait to find out what happens along the way. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747873&forum_id=2/#49104089) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 7:04 PM Author: tantric resort gunner (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747873&forum_id=2/#49104177) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 7:05 PM Author: avocado exciting pit gay wizard Groove status: no movement (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747873&forum_id=2/#49104179) |
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Date: July 16th, 2025 1:38 PM Author: tantric resort gunner 10:00-12:00 Stella is calling her friend while dancing to uplifting music, she wants her friend to go with her to Jamaica. The call goes to voicemail and she leaves a message; she then immediately calls her again and leaves another voicemail backing out, Stella has too much on her plate - uh oh, the adventure is over before it begins!
Or is it?
Stella also has a garden, it's raining outside, her friend calls her back and says we're going to Jamaica and you can't back out! The friend is Whoopi Goldberg, wow, and she's busy stuffing scarves into mannequin genital areas as she works for Calvin Klein, multitasking as she talks to Stella, haha! What a hip and happening woman! Stella has too much work but Whoopi talks her into it. |
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Date: July 16th, 2025 3:00 PM Author: scarlet odious cruise ship Wait. Hold up. Full stop. I thought stella = whoopi. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747873&forum_id=2/#49106161) |
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Date: July 16th, 2025 3:03 PM Author: tantric resort gunner Stella is played by Angela Bassett - a sassy black woman, but who can appeal to sassy white women too. A multi-demographically targeted film! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747873&forum_id=2/#49106165) |
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Date: July 16th, 2025 5:39 PM Author: tantric resort gunner I am increasingly concerned that Stella only lost her groove because she doesn't have a man, which is very retro feminist and misogynist - in the post-Me Too world women don't *need* a man to complete them. Can't Stella keep her groove without needing a man? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747873&forum_id=2/#49106534) |
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Date: July 16th, 2025 6:23 PM Author: scarlet odious cruise ship Needs cawk (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747873&forum_id=2/#49106826) |
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Date: July 18th, 2025 5:16 PM Author: marvelous bright cumskin dont they make plastic battery powered cawks these days? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747873&forum_id=2/#49112730) |
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Date: July 17th, 2025 4:50 PM Author: tantric resort gunner 13:00-15:00. Stella is on the plane to Jamaica! Jamaican music plays, the light is on her face (supposedly sunlight, but really just an artificial light placed on her face) - she's Going Home. "Welcome to Jamaica" the staff at her hotel say over and over. She checks into her beautiful hotel, Whoopi greets her. They hug, it's so nice! Together again! Stella wants her first drink. Two black guys on vacation with Superbowl rings check them out. Whoopi has already promised to connect them. Stella doesn't want to be a slut, though. Oooh, yet another handsome man welcomes them to Jamaica, they are so excited! Haha! Jamaican music plays again as the scene pans out to beautiful golf courses and a giant resort. Wow! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747873&forum_id=2/#49109730) |
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Date: July 17th, 2025 10:09 PM Author: scarlet odious cruise ship So is her groove back yet? Im not sure im "getting" it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747873&forum_id=2/#49110670) |
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Date: July 17th, 2025 11:42 PM Author: tantric resort gunner her groove has apparently (and troublingly) been lost because she has no man and works too much. the movie, in effect, is saying if she had a man then she would still have her groove - this is a very troubling message! Regardless, there are signs that Jamaica may lead to the love life the movie creators believe she desperately needs, and therefore there is hope that she may indeed find her lost groove. Yasss queen!
I can't wait to see what happens next! |
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Date: July 18th, 2025 5:17 PM Author: marvelous bright cumskin bbut, the plastic cawks. dont they sell them in Jamaica? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747873&forum_id=2/#49112732) |
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Date: July 18th, 2025 3:57 PM Author: tantric resort gunner 15:00-1700 Whoopi and Stella are trying on clothes in their room, they compliment each other. Whoopi isn't feeling great though. It's a filler scene, this could have been cut with better editing however, because the film is from 1998, Whoopi was kind of a bigger star in this period so they probably kept it in just to give her more airtime. Politics! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747873&forum_id=2/#49112366) |
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Date: July 18th, 2025 5:13 PM Author: tantric resort gunner Bonus session as it's Friday!
17:00-23:00 (contains a long extended scene) Stella and Whoopi are stretching on the beach. Why is Stella in pants? Whoopi is out of shape. Jamaican music again. Stella running in pants by herself on the beach. Now Stella's at breakfast, oooh she sees a hot athletic black man who is staring at her. They exchange looks. Oh, it's Taye Diggs, haha! This must be the love interest who will help her Get Her Groove Back. She asks if he's a rapper, he gives his famous smile. He says no. He's much younger than her. He wants to join her - oh, this will be a long scene. He comes over - oh he fine! They exchange pleasantries. He makes a bad joke about therapy. He's flirting. He says Shakespeare and Socrates were black, he asks about her husband or boyfriend. She asks about his age. He's 20! She says she's 40 but she's older. Awkward! Will it end before it begins? She keeps checking him out, licking her lips. He asks her to the pajama disco at night, he wants to dance with her. She plays hard to get. "Baby I'm old enough to be your mother!" He ignores her (correctly), says he will meet her there at 10pm. She says no and walks away - but does she mean it? |
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Date: July 20th, 2025 9:26 PM Author: scarlet odious cruise ship No update today? On the edge of my seat as to what will happen at the club, if Stella even goes. Also cant wait to here the next hijinx whoopi is up to. Whats next, swimming in the hotel pool like a child? Haha. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747873&forum_id=2/#49117606) |
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Date: July 24th, 2025 12:45 PM Author: cock of michael obama 23:00-25:00 Stella is relaxing on the beach and swimming in the clear ocean. Her body looks pretty good for 40. Whoopi introduces Stella to the retired NFL players. He has a lame pickup line. Whoopi wants to set up dinner. The retired NFL player is fat and ugly and creepy. Stella doesn't want to go to dinner. The other retired NFL player has a stutter, Stella and Whoopi are a little stunned, pause and then ignore it. Whoopi wonders if she missed something by not appearing at breakfast (she did, the Young Stud!). Whoopi is going to take her NFL player to the porn shop.
Overall an awkward scene demonstrating Stella only wants a Black Chad, while Whoopi is OK getting railed by someone lower tier. |
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Date: July 24th, 2025 12:48 PM Author: cortisol rush Does this movie have Boobs? Thank (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747873&forum_id=2/#49127517) |
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Date: July 24th, 2025 12:51 PM Author: cock of michael obama The actress playing Stella is not big breasted. The character is basically a white shrew played by a black woman. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747873&forum_id=2/#49127520) |
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Date: July 24th, 2025 1:09 PM Author: cortisol rush You didnt answer the question. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747873&forum_id=2/#49127570) |
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Date: July 24th, 2025 1:14 PM Author: cock of michael obama I have not seen a single tit so far. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747873&forum_id=2/#49127585) |
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Date: July 24th, 2025 4:51 PM Author: cock of michael obama second update for the day (missed a couple days previously). this is a Shocker
25:00-28:00 Stella trying on sex clothes in her hotel room, sexy music playing. Stella looks out at the beautiful view, she's in contemplation. Head arches back, exposing vulnerable neck. She wants a Man. Hot Scene. New scene: Stella went out to meet Young Hot Man at night at the party! Her tits are popping out, squeezed together. But Taye Diggs doesn't seem that much taller than her! Oh, shit! I looked him up and he is a measly 5'10" - and that is listed height, so he's probably 5'8". This is a disastrous update! Men under 6'1" Do Not Exist, oh no, the film is falling apart. I looked up Angela Bassett's height and it's listed at 5'4" - in heels, 5'8". He's done for! Is the movie arguing she would pick a Runt over a former 6'4" NFL player??? Stella's tits look good, though. They don't have real chemistry, he's too short. Oh, the film has fallen apart. They dance awkwardly together. Diggs grabs her hands, she is into it in the film (not in real life). Sexy music plays. |
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Date: July 24th, 2025 5:37 PM Author: .,.,.,.,.,.,..,.,..,.,.,.,. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747873&forum_id=2/#49128620) |
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Date: July 25th, 2025 2:45 PM Author: cock of michael obama 28:00-32:00 (long continuous scene): The party continues. Whoopi is dancing with both the retired NFL players but she notices Stella with Taye Diggs dancing together. She walks over, unhappy that Stella ditched her; Stella is really into Diggs. This is a fake scene, the beats don't work, Angela Bassett is overacting here (she's not actually drunk and Diggs is 5'8"). Everyone is getting naked now at the party, Whoopi is bisexual and can't believe what's going on. Stella decides to leave with Diggs. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747873&forum_id=2/#49130731) |
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Date: July 25th, 2025 7:23 PM Author: Senior Ethics Official Really enjoying watching this and experiencing this film vicariously through you. Does taye diggs take his shirt off and how sweaty are his abs? Asking for a friend. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747873&forum_id=2/#49131452) |
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Date: July 25th, 2025 7:27 PM Author: cock of michael obama He is in a red see-thru shirt at the party, very sexual, but no shirt off yet. He appears shirtless in the movie poster. I expect to see him naked in multiple upcoming scenes, at least his top half, aimed at getting the juices flowing of the female audience. If only he were taller. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747873&forum_id=2/#49131460) |
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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:48 PM Author: cock of michael obama 32:00-34:30: Whoopi is knocking on Stella's door, Stella opens it. Diggs is 20 years old, almost 21, but he's not there! What, no sex yet even though they left together late?? Whoopi is upset that Stella kept Diggs info from her, but says he is cute. All he and Stella did was dance, but "all night long." Whoopi says she was a "chicken-shit" and should have "fucked him." Whoopi: "We in Jamaica girl! We in Jamaica. Have an affair! I won't tell anyone if you won't." Stella is thinking about what she said, pondering it...hmmm...if her friend tells her to be a SLUT with PinV, then maybe she can do it and not be judged by it? Will people find out back home? but mmmmmmmhmmmmm, PinV by some FINE (5'8") tay diggs, mmmmhmmmmmm!!!! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747873&forum_id=2/#49133758) |
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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:50 PM Author: 'What Is It?' an essay by Crispin Hellion Glover did you think this was intelligent? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747873&forum_id=2/#49133766) |
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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:52 PM Author: cock of michael obama i'm sorry if you're not appreciating the intellectual vigors of stella and her sexual issues (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747873&forum_id=2/#49133776) |
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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:57 PM Author: 'What Is It?' an essay by Crispin Hellion Glover no you're not you're an annoying lazy kike (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747873&forum_id=2/#49133804) |
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Date: July 28th, 2025 1:23 PM Author: cock of michael obama 34:30-37:00 Pool scene, Stella in bikini. Looks good for her age. Taye Diggs is by the pool, shirt off - he's in good shape! Jamaican music playing. Diggs get in the pool with her, compliments her. She asks him if he wants to have sex with her, he says yes, she says OK. She wonders if it's going to be illegal because he's so much younger, he says to calm down. She smiles, looks sexy. It's on, baby!
I don't know why this didn't happen the night before while they were drunk and dancing - so she doesn't look like a total slut to the audience, I guess, she had to be in doubt about whether to move forward for dramatic tension.
I will note we're only 37 minutes into the 2 hour movie, so I assume a one night/day stand with Diggs will *not* be enough on its own for Stella to Get Her Groove Back. What will be the impediments thrown at her by the script to hold her back from her Groove for another hour and a half? |
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Date: July 29th, 2025 8:27 AM Author: Senior Ethics Official Her groove refers to her sexed vagina. U say diggs is short so probly he cant blow our dat pussy in one night sufficiently cuz shorter doods have small dicks. She needs to get FUCKED by some real black MEAT.
Nice that we finally get to see taye diggs wet and sans shirt. |
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Date: July 29th, 2025 5:40 PM Author: cock of michael obama I'm concerned, based upon the latest scene, that they're making poor short Diggyboi a virgin. That would make sense, though. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747873&forum_id=2/#49141125) |
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Date: July 29th, 2025 8:28 AM Author: Cyberpunk Age Pervert What about a sequel where Stella gets her groove back....AGAIN (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747873&forum_id=2/#49139658) |
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Date: July 29th, 2025 5:39 PM Author: cock of michael obama https://www.eonline.com/news/1358627/taye-diggs-weighs-in-on-returning-for-a-how-stella-got-her-groove-back-sequel (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747873&forum_id=2/#49141123) |
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Date: July 29th, 2025 3:02 PM Author: cock of michael obama 37:00-39:00 Stella and Diggs are GETTING-IT-ON! (Chris Farley). They are kissing like white people, all sensitive like. Soul music playing, great lighting, sunset in background - all designed for Vagina Tingles in audience women. Suddenly, Diggs drips cold water onto her back, breaks the mood! Oh no, Diggs what did you do??? This is why she didn't get her groove back at this point in the movie - cold water! What a lame plot device. Stella is laughing at what happened. Diggs is in the bathroom, feeling shaken up and insecure. Could he be a virgin??? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747873&forum_id=2/#49140693) |
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Date: July 30th, 2025 2:54 PM Author: cock of michael obama 39:00-43:30 It's night time. Diggs and Stella go to bed - I guess they have sex after all! No virgin plotline, good. Sexy music plays. They Tenderly Make Love (gross). It's flimed darkly. Stella is experiencing Pleasure, close-cuts to her face. She stares at the camera - this could be you, ladies! Now it's pillow talk. He wants to be a doctor, but postponed medical school. They share emotional intimacy. She wanted to build furniture but went into money markets. This scene is too long, I don't care about this - give me sex and drama and beach! Piano, soft music continues to play. Yawn.
This scene should have had brighter lightening and been half as long, with some jokes thrown in. |
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Date: July 30th, 2025 3:01 PM Author: Senior Ethics Official Hard to believe you are not even half way through. More drama to come i guess! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747873&forum_id=2/#49143291) |
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Date: July 30th, 2025 3:02 PM Author: cock of michael obama Yeah, she's found her man, she's had her sex, there are no unfolding plotlines currently for further drama. The movie could basically end here with her going home and happy. It's strange and a poorly developed script that there is no ongoing dramatic tension at this stage. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747873&forum_id=2/#49143299) |
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Date: July 30th, 2025 3:12 PM Author: Senior Ethics Official Imagine the process of the shanequa hollywood hanger on that wrote this tripe.
*takes a vacation in some carribean shit hole country* *fucks first black dood that hits on her* *this is so dramatic ill write a screenay!* |
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Date: July 30th, 2025 3:18 PM Author: United Negro Coffin Fund It's based on a novel of the same name. The real life-author later discovered the guy was gay and using her for a green card.
https://www.sfgate.com/bayarea/matier-ross/article/epilogue-for-stella-author-a-messy-divorce-2625485.php |
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Date: July 30th, 2025 3:20 PM Author: Labiaplasty Center of Los Angeles How did she not get HIV from a caribbean gay (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747873&forum_id=2/#49143380) |
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Date: July 30th, 2025 3:22 PM Author: cock of michael obama damn, wish that was part of the movie (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747873&forum_id=2/#49143391) |
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Date: July 30th, 2025 3:20 PM Author: cock of michael obama the screenplay is attributed in part to the woman who wrote the underlying book, it probably happened to her: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Terry_McMillan
"McMillan was credited with having introduced the interior world of Black women professionals in their thirties who are successful, alone, available, and unhappy" |