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Watching 2 minutes per day of How Stella Got Her Groove Back, 10 days in
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Date: July 8th, 2025 9:57 PM Author: jet-lagged national (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747873&forum_id=2/#49084409) |
Date: July 9th, 2025 3:54 PM Author: jet-lagged national (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747873&forum_id=2/#49087256) |
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Date: July 9th, 2025 3:57 PM Author: fragrant azure gas station (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747873&forum_id=2/#49087267) |
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Date: July 10th, 2025 6:34 PM Author: jet-lagged national (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747873&forum_id=2/#49091050) |
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Date: July 10th, 2025 6:37 PM Author: Violent heady persian Worth a watch? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747873&forum_id=2/#49091064) |
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Date: July 10th, 2025 6:48 PM Author: jet-lagged national this is a joke thread based on : http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747581&mc=47&forum_id=2
however, i just watched the first 6 minutes of Stella.
the first 2 minutes is entirely comprised of cast cards.
the next scene is Stella as high powered stock market boss woman. short scene, silly.
the next scene was Stella and friends getting facials/massages. it was an overlong scene at like 3 minutes providing some background color to her friends (sassy, one pregnant).
i am now 6 minutes into it. enough for today. |
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Date: July 10th, 2025 8:19 PM Author: Violent heady persian Did you laugh a lot? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747873&forum_id=2/#49091540) |
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Date: July 10th, 2025 8:23 PM Author: excitant shrine Is it shaping up to be a dissident film? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747873&forum_id=2/#49091560) |
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Date: July 11th, 2025 3:59 PM Author: Fluffy office cuckoldry (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747873&forum_id=2/#49093830) |
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Date: July 11th, 2025 4:52 PM Author: fragrant azure gas station (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747873&forum_id=2/#49094008) |
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Date: July 16th, 2025 3:02 PM Author: Purple Razzmatazz Cuck Therapy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747873&forum_id=2/#49106164) |
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Date: July 20th, 2025 9:27 PM Author: shitlaw boss vibecoding productivity tracker (🧐) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747873&forum_id=2/#49117607) |
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Date: July 24th, 2025 12:46 PM Author: cannon (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747873&forum_id=2/#49127513) |
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Date: July 24th, 2025 4:56 PM Author: cock of michael obama it was initially - that feminist Boss Ladies pursuing career still feel unfulfilled without a Man - but it's disastrously falling apart currently because the love interest taye diggs is like 5'8" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747873&forum_id=2/#49128494) |
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Date: July 24th, 2025 5:40 PM Author: ...,....,,........ "the next scene was Stella and friends getting facials"
*unzips*
Go on... |
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Date: July 11th, 2025 3:24 PM Author: jet-lagged national 6 - 8 minutes: stella at airport in business suit, her son is going on a trip. she's divorced, the father is apparently fat. son is sassy, tells her to have fun and not just work. heartful music, she smiles and kisses after him as he goes on plane, then sighs. a corny scene. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747873&forum_id=2/#49093747) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:57 PM Author: jet-lagged national 8:00-10:00 Stella is at home, rich home, playing piano - cultured black woman! Sad, she's alone :(. Now she's look through photos reminiscing, she's in an oversized sports shirt and perfectly coifed hair and makeup even though home by herself. TV advertisement for a vacation to Jamaica, she sees herself going on it, transfixed. Phone call for a perspective suitor, a judge, but she's totally transfixed by her vacation and barely talking to the suitor on the phone. She's going to get her groove back in Jamaica! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747873&forum_id=2/#49104013) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:33 PM Author: Violent heady persian Wow. Now i know why its called that. I cant wait to find out what happens along the way. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747873&forum_id=2/#49104089) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 7:04 PM Author: jet-lagged national (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747873&forum_id=2/#49104177) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 7:05 PM Author: sadistic pisswyrm Groove status: no movement (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747873&forum_id=2/#49104179) |
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Date: July 16th, 2025 1:38 PM Author: jet-lagged national 10:00-12:00 Stella is calling her friend while dancing to uplifting music, she wants her friend to go with her to Jamaica. The call goes to voicemail and she leaves a message; she then immediately calls her again and leaves another voicemail backing out, Stella has too much on her plate - uh oh, the adventure is over before it begins!
Or is it?
Stella also has a garden, it's raining outside, her friend calls her back and says we're going to Jamaica and you can't back out! The friend is Whoopi Goldberg, wow, and she's busy stuffing scarves into mannequin genital areas as she works for Calvin Klein, multitasking as she talks to Stella, haha! What a hip and happening woman! Stella has too much work but Whoopi talks her into it. |
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Date: July 16th, 2025 3:00 PM Author: Violent heady persian Wait. Hold up. Full stop. I thought stella = whoopi. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747873&forum_id=2/#49106161) |
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Date: July 16th, 2025 3:03 PM Author: jet-lagged national Stella is played by Angela Bassett - a sassy black woman, but who can appeal to sassy white women too. A multi-demographically targeted film! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747873&forum_id=2/#49106165) |
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Date: July 16th, 2025 5:39 PM Author: jet-lagged national I am increasingly concerned that Stella only lost her groove because she doesn't have a man, which is very retro feminist and misogynist - in the post-Me Too world women don't *need* a man to complete them. Can't Stella keep her groove without needing a man? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747873&forum_id=2/#49106534) |
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Date: July 16th, 2025 6:23 PM Author: Violent heady persian Needs cawk (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747873&forum_id=2/#49106826) |
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Date: July 18th, 2025 5:16 PM Author: Filthy Carnelian Station Jap dont they make plastic battery powered cawks these days? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747873&forum_id=2/#49112730) |
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Date: July 17th, 2025 4:50 PM Author: jet-lagged national 13:00-15:00. Stella is on the plane to Jamaica! Jamaican music plays, the light is on her face (supposedly sunlight, but really just an artificial light placed on her face) - she's Going Home. "Welcome to Jamaica" the staff at her hotel say over and over. She checks into her beautiful hotel, Whoopi greets her. They hug, it's so nice! Together again! Stella wants her first drink. Two black guys on vacation with Superbowl rings check them out. Whoopi has already promised to connect them. Stella doesn't want to be a slut, though. Oooh, yet another handsome man welcomes them to Jamaica, they are so excited! Haha! Jamaican music plays again as the scene pans out to beautiful golf courses and a giant resort. Wow! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747873&forum_id=2/#49109730) |
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Date: July 17th, 2025 10:09 PM Author: Violent heady persian So is her groove back yet? Im not sure im "getting" it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747873&forum_id=2/#49110670) |
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Date: July 17th, 2025 11:42 PM Author: jet-lagged national her groove has apparently (and troublingly) been lost because she has no man and works too much. the movie, in effect, is saying if she had a man then she would still have her groove - this is a very troubling message! Regardless, there are signs that Jamaica may lead to the love life the movie creators believe she desperately needs, and therefore there is hope that she may indeed find her lost groove. Yasss queen!
I can't wait to see what happens next! |
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Date: July 18th, 2025 5:17 PM Author: Filthy Carnelian Station Jap bbut, the plastic cawks. dont they sell them in Jamaica? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747873&forum_id=2/#49112732) |
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Date: July 18th, 2025 3:57 PM Author: jet-lagged national 15:00-1700 Whoopi and Stella are trying on clothes in their room, they compliment each other. Whoopi isn't feeling great though. It's a filler scene, this could have been cut with better editing however, because the film is from 1998, Whoopi was kind of a bigger star in this period so they probably kept it in just to give her more airtime. Politics! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747873&forum_id=2/#49112366) |
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Date: July 18th, 2025 5:13 PM Author: jet-lagged national Bonus session as it's Friday!
17:00-23:00 (contains a long extended scene) Stella and Whoopi are stretching on the beach. Why is Stella in pants? Whoopi is out of shape. Jamaican music again. Stella running in pants by herself on the beach. Now Stella's at breakfast, oooh she sees a hot athletic black man who is staring at her. They exchange looks. Oh, it's Taye Diggs, haha! This must be the love interest who will help her Get Her Groove Back. She asks if he's a rapper, he gives his famous smile. He says no. He's much younger than her. He wants to join her - oh, this will be a long scene. He comes over - oh he fine! They exchange pleasantries. He makes a bad joke about therapy. He's flirting. He says Shakespeare and Socrates were black, he asks about her husband or boyfriend. She asks about his age. He's 20! She says she's 40 but she's older. Awkward! Will it end before it begins? She keeps checking him out, licking her lips. He asks her to the pajama disco at night, he wants to dance with her. She plays hard to get. "Baby I'm old enough to be your mother!" He ignores her (correctly), says he will meet her there at 10pm. She says no and walks away - but does she mean it? |
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Date: July 20th, 2025 9:26 PM Author: Senior Ethics Official No update today? On the edge of my seat as to what will happen at the club, if Stella even goes. Also cant wait to here the next hijinx whoopi is up to. Whats next, swimming in the hotel pool like a child? Haha. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747873&forum_id=2/#49117606) |
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Date: July 24th, 2025 12:45 PM Author: cock of michael obama 23:00-25:00 Stella is relaxing on the beach and swimming in the clear ocean. Her body looks pretty good for 40. Whoopi introduces Stella to the retired NFL players. He has a lame pickup line. Whoopi wants to set up dinner. The retired NFL player is fat and ugly and creepy. Stella doesn't want to go to dinner. The other retired NFL player has a stutter, Stella and Whoopi are a little stunned, pause and then ignore it. Whoopi wonders if she missed something by not appearing at breakfast (she did, the Young Stud!). Whoopi is going to take her NFL player to the porn shop.
Overall an awkward scene demonstrating Stella only wants a Black Chad, while Whoopi is OK getting railed by someone lower tier. |
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Date: July 24th, 2025 12:48 PM Author: this moniker is not available Does this movie have Boobs? Thank (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747873&forum_id=2/#49127517) |
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Date: July 24th, 2025 12:51 PM Author: cock of michael obama The actress playing Stella is not big breasted. The character is basically a white shrew played by a black woman. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747873&forum_id=2/#49127520) |
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Date: July 24th, 2025 1:09 PM Author: this moniker is not available You didnt answer the question. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747873&forum_id=2/#49127570) |
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Date: July 24th, 2025 1:14 PM Author: cock of michael obama I have not seen a single tit so far. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747873&forum_id=2/#49127585) |
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Date: July 24th, 2025 4:51 PM Author: cock of michael obama second update for the day (missed a couple days previously). this is a Shocker
25:00-28:00 Stella trying on sex clothes in her hotel room, sexy music playing. Stella looks out at the beautiful view, she's in contemplation. Head arches back, exposing vulnerable neck. She wants a Man. Hot Scene. New scene: Stella went out to meet Young Hot Man at night at the party! Her tits are popping out, squeezed together. But Taye Diggs doesn't seem that much taller than her! Oh, shit! I looked him up and he is a measly 5'10" - and that is listed height, so he's probably 5'8". This is a disastrous update! Men under 6'1" Do Not Exist, oh no, the film is falling apart. I looked up Angela Bassett's height and it's listed at 5'4" - in heels, 5'8". He's done for! Is the movie arguing she would pick a Runt over a former 6'4" NFL player??? Stella's tits look good, though. They don't have real chemistry, he's too short. Oh, the film has fallen apart. They dance awkwardly together. Diggs grabs her hands, she is into it in the film (not in real life). Sexy music plays. |
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Date: July 24th, 2025 5:37 PM Author: .,.,.,.,.,.,..,.,..,.,.,.,. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747873&forum_id=2/#49128620) |
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Date: July 25th, 2025 2:45 PM Author: cock of michael obama 28:00-32:00 (long continuous scene): The party continues. Whoopi is dancing with both the retired NFL players but she notices Stella with Taye Diggs dancing together. She walks over, unhappy that Stella ditched her; Stella is really into Diggs. This is a fake scene, the beats don't work, Angela Bassett is overacting here (she's not actually drunk and Diggs is 5'8"). Everyone is getting naked now at the party, Whoopi is bisexual and can't believe what's going on. Stella decides to leave with Diggs. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747873&forum_id=2/#49130731) |