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Donald Rumsfeld Writes Like a Biglaw Partner

April 7, 2003 11:46 AM TO: Doug Feith FROM: Donald Rumsfel...
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odds Rumsfeld actually sat down at a cpu and wrote this
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Date: April 7th, 2015 11:23 PM
Author: Painfully honest coldplay fan

April 7, 2003 11:46 AM

TO: Doug Feith

FROM: Donald Rumsfeld

SUBJECT: Issues w/Various Countries

We need more coercive diplomacy with respect to Syria and Libya, and we need it fast. If they mess up Iraq, it will delay bringing our troops home.

We also need to solve the Pakistan problem.

And Korea doesnt seem to be going well.

Are you coming up with proposals for me to send around?

Thanks.

http://library.rumsfeld.com/doclib/sp/1686/2003-04-07%20to%20Doug%20Feith%20re%20Issues%20with%20Various%20Countries.pdf

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Date: April 7th, 2015 11:29 PM
Author: Floppy Overrated Toaster Doctorate

Please solve peace in the Middle East.

Thank

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Date: April 7th, 2015 11:32 PM
Author: outnumbered azure brethren



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Date: April 7th, 2015 11:32 PM
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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:28 AM
Author: pink trip meetinghouse national security agency



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:31 AM
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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:33 AM
Author: Mind-boggling dragon



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:35 AM
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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:36 AM
Author: know-it-all native partner



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:37 AM
Author: know-it-all native partner

Just make the task monumental to see how hard they can push themselves! (Forthcoming article)

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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:44 AM
Author: Talented stag film place of business



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:47 AM
Author: know-it-all native partner

*is up a week straight cut and pasting shit together*

*sends it to Mr. Rumsfeld*

*never hears back*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#27645965)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:47 AM
Author: Mind-boggling dragon

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Date: January 31st, 2024 6:44 PM
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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:57 AM
Author: Talented stag film place of business



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:15 AM
Author: pink trip meetinghouse national security agency



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Date: April 8th, 2015 9:55 AM
Author: tantric theatre

Two weeks later: "Did you ever send me something on this?"

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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:50 PM
Author: impertinent bespoke chapel

Fuck. First day learned: forward original email every three days.

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Date: April 27th, 2015 10:44 AM
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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:13 PM
Author: razzmatazz kink-friendly mexican pistol

where do we stand on solving India/ Pakistan?

thank

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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:56 AM
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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:00 PM
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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:17 PM
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Date: May 8th, 2015 3:19 PM
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Date: September 27th, 2017 2:36 AM
Author: big bawdyhouse

GAO called,says we are over budget on this Operation Enduring Freedom project. They're also concerned about some of our contract vendors - did you approve?

Please see me. Thanks.

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Date: January 12th, 2023 12:31 PM
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Date: October 17th, 2023 11:06 PM
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Date: April 8th, 2015 9:57 AM
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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:00 PM
Author: Indigo Internet-worthy Trump Supporter Orchestra Pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#27649593)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 4:22 PM
Author: slippery sienna stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#27650237)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 10:23 AM
Author: Saffron Hairless Base Water Buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#27669868)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 11:25 AM
Author: green supple kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#27670067)



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Date: April 27th, 2015 10:14 AM
Author: Adventurous underhanded crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#27769355)



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Date: May 5th, 2015 9:58 PM
Author: know-it-all native partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#27830050)



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Date: May 8th, 2015 3:18 PM
Author: Concupiscible Genital Piercing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#27849748)



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Date: May 29th, 2015 12:33 PM
Author: Floppy Overrated Toaster Doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#27989232)



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Date: December 18th, 2015 10:33 AM
Author: hairraiser tanning salon travel guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#29406936)



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Date: December 18th, 2015 11:43 AM
Author: pink trip meetinghouse national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#29407305)



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Date: December 18th, 2016 9:38 AM
Author: pink trip meetinghouse national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#32170922)



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Date: December 18th, 2016 9:44 AM
Author: Deep gaped pit shitlib

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#32170942)



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Date: August 16th, 2017 10:40 PM
Author: pink trip meetinghouse national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#34007233)



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Date: June 30th, 2021 3:30 PM
Author: crusty gaming laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#42711900)



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Date: July 1st, 2021 12:37 AM
Author: diverse orange cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#42714882)



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Date: November 10th, 2021 7:01 AM
Author: green supple kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#43416271)



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Date: October 4th, 2022 3:50 PM
Author: Galvanic plaza feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#45279206)



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Date: January 12th, 2023 12:40 PM
Author: Self-centered soul-stirring scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#45778736)



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Date: January 12th, 2023 12:41 PM
Author: green supple kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#45778738)



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Date: October 12th, 2023 10:47 PM
Author: Abnormal chestnut really tough guy striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#46928189)



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Date: October 12th, 2023 11:00 PM
Author: provocative sickened corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#46928216)



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Date: October 17th, 2023 11:03 PM
Author: green supple kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#46949268)



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Date: October 25th, 2023 12:33 PM
Author: Naked aquamarine den sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#46981193)



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Date: April 28th, 2016 12:22 AM
Author: startling house-broken senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#30362673)



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Date: January 31st, 2024 6:44 PM
Author: green supple kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#47352046)



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Date: April 7th, 2015 11:24 PM
Author: outnumbered azure brethren

180^180 find

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#27645342)



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Date: April 7th, 2015 11:26 PM
Author: green supple kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#27645376)



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Date: April 7th, 2015 11:31 PM
Author: bateful area codepig

odds Rumsfeld actually sat down at a cpu and wrote this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#27645426)



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Date: April 7th, 2015 11:32 PM
Author: outnumbered azure brethren

100%. no lackey would write like this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#27645448)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:34 PM
Author: beta school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#27649376)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:32 AM
Author: vibrant cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#27645880)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 8:00 AM
Author: Curious rambunctious range black woman

rums doesn't sit. he has been a stand-all-fucking-day guy since the 80s because he feels it keeps him more focused.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#27647193)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 5:26 PM
Author: Coral Appetizing Sanctuary International Law Enforcement Agency

Wow, I thought this was flame but apparently he actually does that?

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/articles/A946-2004Jun23.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#27650849)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 10:23 AM
Author: autistic aqua indirect expression

initials at bottom indicate he dictated and someone else typed it. lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#27669864)



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Date: July 22nd, 2021 11:02 AM
Author: Naked aquamarine den sweet tailpipe

This makes it funnier

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#42822912)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 11:44 AM
Author: costumed halford azn

0%. He used standing desk (shaped somewhat like a podium)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#27670126)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:33 AM
Author: Coiffed locale love of her life

chilling

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#27645898)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:35 AM
Author: Mind-boggling dragon

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#27645916)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:45 AM
Author: exciting hell

epic find and on point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#27645961)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:57 AM
Author: Talented stag film place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#27646001)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:51 AM
Author: blue well-lubricated liquid oxygen

Doug Feith to jr. associate:

FW: Issues w/Various Countries

pls handle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#27645983)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:58 AM
Author: Spectacular white electric furnace

Will do. Thank.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#27646005)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:10 AM
Author: clear candlestick maker

Associate emails secretary for some help:

"AUTOMATIC REPLY OUT OF OFFICE: AS A REMINDER I WILL LEAVING AT 1PM ON THURSDAY FOR A PEDICURE IF U NEED SOME THING CONTACT LASHONDA IN WORD PROsESING HAVE A BLESSED DAY"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#27646045)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:12 AM
Author: Swashbuckling startled circlehead voyeur

lol, lashonda

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#27646053)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:12 AM
Author: know-it-all native partner

Holy Fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#27646055)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:13 AM
Author: wonderful house jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#27646059)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:09 AM
Author: bateful area codepig

this is pretty much what would happen IRL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#27646270)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:35 PM
Author: fantasy-prone nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#27649386)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:19 PM
Author: Orchid trailer park french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#27649736)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 4:24 PM
Author: slippery sienna stage

laughing out loud in my office reading this one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#27650251)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 4:25 PM
Author: erotic fear-inspiring dysfunction becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#27650265)



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Date: April 27th, 2015 10:31 AM
Author: chest-beating point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#27769402)



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Date: May 9th, 2015 1:54 PM
Author: crusty gaming laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#27854561)



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Date: January 12th, 2022 8:04 AM
Author: misanthropic center police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#43769860)



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Date: October 17th, 2023 11:04 PM
Author: green supple kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#46949270)



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Date: November 26th, 2025 3:12 PM
Author: Reinhard Heydrich Uunona (✅🍑)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#49463308)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:05 AM
Author: wonderful house jewess

Thank you for thinking of me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#27646031)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:04 AM
Author: wonderful house jewess

One could almost get the impression that our leaders (both Secretaries of Defense and Partners) have no comprehension whatsoever of the underlying issues

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#27646025)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:41 AM
Author: arrogant space roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#27646182)



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Date: December 18th, 2016 3:37 AM
Author: vigorous internal respiration

Or they hunt and peck type and can't be bothered to fully express themselves via email.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#32170344)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:11 AM
Author: clear candlestick maker

lol xoxo Franks

"General Tommy Franks, who led both the 2001 invasion of Afghanistan and the Iraq War, once called Feith "the dumbest fucking guy on the planet.""

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#27646046)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:12 AM
Author: wonderful house jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#27646049)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:12 AM
Author: Translucent comical set sound barrier

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#27646054)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 7:57 AM
Author: impertinent bespoke chapel

Not flame: https://books.google.com/books?id=FHn-M8fZ96MC&pg=PT160&lpg=PT160&dq=dumbest+bastard+doug+feith&source=bl&ots=9Wzjio1gTY&sig=Kie1hQeDIgPyxQUCMdtaFjchLvk&hl=en&sa=X&ei=bRclVfqPGIWTsAXB1YCADQ&ved=0CCAQ6AEwAQ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#27647189)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 11:17 AM
Author: Big-titted Multi-colored Toilet Seat

the emphasis is a little more entertaining:

Franks ROUTINELY denounced Feith as: "the dumbest bastard, dumbest motherfucker on the face of the earth"



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#27670042)



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Date: April 17th, 2015 10:01 PM
Author: impertinent bespoke chapel

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#27710630)



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Date: May 8th, 2015 4:58 AM
Author: Frisky infuriating newt shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#27847116)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:15 AM
Author: pearly boiling water

Under appreciated in this trove of 180s is the absurd subject line

SUBJECT: Issues w/Various Countries

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#27646066)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:17 AM
Author: Translucent comical set sound barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#27646072)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:18 AM
Author: vibrant cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#27646074)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:19 AM
Author: clear candlestick maker

It's the bow that ties this together as senior partner style.

The only thing more fitting would be if the subject was just "POLICY"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#27646079)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:23 AM
Author: pearly boiling water

Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#27646105)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:50 AM
Author: claret church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#27646218)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:32 AM
Author: outnumbered azure brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#27646155)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 4:24 PM
Author: self-absorbed mental disorder property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#27650259)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 11:05 AM
Author: canary cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#27670017)



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Date: January 18th, 2017 4:56 PM
Author: navy aromatic national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#32401148)



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Date: September 27th, 2017 1:04 AM
Author: provocative sickened corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#34306543)



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Date: October 17th, 2023 11:07 PM
Author: Greedy Smoky Gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#46949279)



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Date: November 26th, 2025 3:13 PM
Author: Reinhard Heydrich Uunona (✅🍑)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#49463313)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:24 AM
Author: nighttime pea-brained resort

Where are we on the siege of Fallujah? We know how hard you've all been working but we really need this done by COB tomorrow. Thanks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#27646109)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:44 AM
Author: claret church building

& he's almost as proliferous.

in that morris doc about him they say at one point that he wrote like 20,000 fucking memos when he was SOD.

20,000.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#27646197)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:46 AM
Author: vibrant cuckoldry

So? I know people who've written 30k tweets.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#27646202)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:48 AM
Author: claret church building

dope

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#27646209)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:33 PM
Author: Mind-boggling dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#27648975)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:03 AM
Author: vermilion 180 milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#27646250)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 10:03 AM
Author: silver deranged party of the first part

Winston Churchill was famous for sending out hundreds of requests like this for updates on weapon designs, campaign planning, recruitment, etc.

The merciful difference is that all replies were required to fit on one page because Churchill actually read all of them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#27647599)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:49 PM
Author: pearly boiling water

Biggest difference is that Churchill was a mother fuckin boss while Rummy was a faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#27649080)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:50 PM
Author: know-it-all native partner

Rumsfeld is pretty fucking alpha bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#27649089)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:01 PM
Author: pearly boiling water

Alphas can be faggots too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#27649171)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 5:10 PM
Author: Violent Scarlet State Hominid

Indeed. He began many of these memos with "Pray tell me..., Pray explain," "Pray, etc..." I start my emails this way. If it's good enough for WSC, it's good enough for me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#27650714)



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Date: November 26th, 2025 3:14 PM
Author: Reinhard Heydrich Uunona (✅🍑)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#49463314)



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Date: January 12th, 2023 12:36 PM
Author: Wild Arousing Casino

uh, that sounds pretty different. sounds like he was sending out detailed requests about specific issues, as opposed to "Look into how we can get some troops onto continental Europe"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#45778706)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:04 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle business firm fanboi

It's amazing to me that this level of official actually does send emails like this that are so straightforward about such broad, macro issues. It's like, if you saw a movie where someone playing the Secretary of Defense sent an email like this, or said it over the phone ("I need an update on the situation in Syria, dammit!"), you'd roll your eyes because you'd assume it's not a realistic portrayal of what must surely be much more nuanced, detailed discussion IRL at those levels.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#27649194)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:33 PM
Author: arrogant space roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#27649365)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:34 PM
Author: Alcoholic sable corn cake field

protip: this is how all high-level doods operate. the emperor truly has no clothes. everybody is faking it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#27649377)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:36 PM
Author: impertinent bespoke chapel

Bush literally was unaware that there were Sunni and Shiite Muslims in Iraq b4 the invasion.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#27649396)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:37 PM
Author: Alcoholic sable corn cake field

I mean more like CEOs and shit too. For every Steve Jobs there's probably 20 dipshits writing "Sales #s low, sales up plz. BIGBONUS if u do."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#27649405)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:38 PM
Author: impertinent bespoke chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#27649414)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:21 PM
Author: Orchid trailer park french chef

lol I've read emails in discovery related to employment lawsuits. These type of emails are common from higher ups to sales people

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#27649757)



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Date: April 17th, 2015 11:33 PM
Author: Marvelous cumskin boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#27711000)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:55 PM
Author: Ultramarine market

Ljl. Link to this Michael Moore/Daily Kos level retard drivel.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#27649539)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:10 PM
Author: impertinent bespoke chapel

https://books.google.com/books?id=AMeZaKeV4qYC&pg=PA83&lpg=PP1&focus=viewport&output=html_text

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#27649693)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:38 PM
Author: Ultramarine market

More direct of a source than I would have thought but still lol at that Howard Dean lackey. I'm sure Bush might not have had a deep understanding of shia and sunni in Iraq but to say he was "unfamiliar with these terms" is just lolzy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#27649879)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:52 PM
Author: nudist titillating ladyboy

TO: Joint Chiefs

FROM: George W. Bush (heh)

SUBJECT: RE: Iraq War Diligence

Cheney told me something about a shia and a sunni? Please research and report back.

Thank.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#27650035)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 4:34 PM
Author: impertinent bespoke chapel

Twist: this was way more due diligence than he actually did.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#27650343)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 10:24 AM
Author: impertinent bespoke chapel

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#27669870)



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Date: April 17th, 2015 10:02 PM
Author: impertinent bespoke chapel

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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:35 PM
Author: impertinent bespoke chapel

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Date: April 8th, 2015 4:26 PM
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Date: April 11th, 2015 10:58 AM
Author: learning disabled cocky macaca laser beams



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Date: May 12th, 2015 10:41 PM
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Date: January 12th, 2023 12:39 PM
Author: Red Bipolar Stain

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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:33 PM
Author: arrogant space roommate

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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:52 PM
Author: Bonkers Generalized Bond

That's because he'd probably be one had he opted for law school instead of business.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#27649519)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:23 PM
Author: dull hall

He went to GULC but never graduated. Wasn't aware he went to b-school.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#27649769)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:12 PM
Author: Bonkers Generalized Bond

He'd probably be a V5 partner if he didn't go into biz/politics.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#27649708)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:42 PM
Author: Excitant theater stage

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Date: April 8th, 2015 5:31 PM
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Date: April 11th, 2015 10:05 AM
Author: impertinent bespoke chapel

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Date: April 11th, 2015 12:02 PM
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Date: April 17th, 2015 9:44 PM
Author: Excitant theater stage

He was a Chauncey Gardner. He looked and sounded noble but once you figured it out, you realized he had an IQ of 95. He had impressive facial expressions and hand gestures.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#27710510)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 10:57 AM
Author: stirring pervert

April 7, 2003 11:48 AM

TO: Donald Rumsfeld

FROM: Doug Feith

SUBJECT: Issues w/Various Countries

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#27669994)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 11:20 AM
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Date: April 27th, 2015 10:13 AM
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This sort of reinforces my impression of the Bush administration as being led by amateurs at the top.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#27769352)



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Date: May 8th, 2015 4:56 AM
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Author: crusty gaming laptop

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Wtf. He opens it. "Need to see something on this by Monday morning. Thanks."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#27851765)



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Date: May 9th, 2015 2:22 PM
Author: Rusted forum selfie

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Date: July 15th, 2015 6:37 PM
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Date: August 1st, 2015 1:22 PM
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Date: August 1st, 2015 1:30 PM
Author: Shimmering keepsake machete organic girlfriend

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#28456573)



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Date: December 18th, 2015 11:43 AM
Author: pink trip meetinghouse national security agency

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Author: glittery bbw station

Studying c-span transcripts of his testimony years ago, I came away with a great deal of respect for that man's linguistic abilities. In fact, I was not prepared for just how skilled and clever he could be- he's a borderline genius, imho.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#29407564)



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Date: March 12th, 2016 12:07 AM
Author: pink trip meetinghouse national security agency



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Date: December 18th, 2016 3:07 AM
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Date: January 18th, 2017 4:56 PM
Author: navy aromatic national

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#32401153)



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Date: September 27th, 2017 1:01 AM
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Date: October 23rd, 2017 1:00 AM
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Date: January 24th, 2018 5:52 PM
Author: Disrespectful cracking elastic band skinny woman

To: Paul Wolfowitz

CC: Doug Feith, Steve Cambone

From: Donald H. Rumsfeld

Date: November 23rd 2001

Re: Lists

We ought to think through what are the bad things that could happen, and what are the good things that could happen that we need to be ready for in both respects. Please give me a list of each.

Thanks,

https://assets.documentcloud.org/documents/4357755/11-L-0559-First-Release-Bates-1-912.pdf#page=634



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#35228655)



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Date: January 12th, 2023 12:40 PM
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Date: January 31st, 2018 2:49 PM
Author: Hot maroon personal credit line spot

plz summarize those transcripts and see what questions I asked. Thank

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#35288872)



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Date: September 14th, 2018 5:39 PM
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Date: February 28th, 2020 2:08 PM
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Date: January 12th, 2023 12:40 PM
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