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PROTIP: use "Websters dictionary defines..." to start ur closing
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Date: April 24th, 2015 2:57 PM Author: Zombie-like Domesticated Hairy Legs Field It has a reputation now as this hackneyed expression, which is why it WORKS. The jury always perks up because it's so unexpected. Also it frames the issue very clearly: this is the plain definition, here are the facts, the facts don't match the accusation, acquittal. I literally bring a well-worn old dictionary and thump it onto the jury railing.
Prosecutors get flustered as FUCK and end up reacting to me rather than making their own case, and it makes them look gay as hell. They smirk or scoff, which makes them look like douches. They usually take time in their own closings to say something about "the defense counsel's old tricks and theatrics" but that just reminds the jury even more. |
Date: April 24th, 2015 3:13 PM Author: floppy coral trailer park gaping (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2/#27751815) |
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Date: April 24th, 2015 3:17 PM Author: Passionate cuckoldry boiling water (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2/#27751846) |
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Date: April 24th, 2015 3:26 PM Author: hateful topaz parlor puppy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2/#27751921) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 1:59 PM Author: sienna legal warrant theater stage did this today (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2/#29022119) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 3:23 PM Author: Cerebral sex offender home "A lot changed on 9/11..." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2/#29022597) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 3:24 PM Author: Gaped frozen faggot firefighter heaven (guy who wrote a great college essay) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2/#29022604) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 3:25 PM Author: bespoke maroon church building fat ankles "Ladies and gentlemen of the jury..." *briefcase full of dictionaries falls open* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2/#29022609) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 3:31 PM Author: Slate theatre preventive strike (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2/#29022646) |
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Date: October 8th, 2025 8:52 PM Author: Word combinations (2 make yer heart skip) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2/#49335488) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 3:33 PM Author: Buff masturbator box office (high school debate semifinalist) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2/#29022657) |
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Date: May 16th, 2016 7:19 PM Author: Zombie-like Domesticated Hairy Legs Field (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2/#30492581) |
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Date: May 16th, 2016 7:20 PM Author: White Dashing Forum Water Buffalo who the fuck was webster (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2/#30492585) |
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Date: May 16th, 2016 7:25 PM Author: Zombie-like Domesticated Hairy Legs Field Noah Webster. Just some autistic bro who really liked words (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2/#30492630) |
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Date: May 16th, 2016 7:27 PM Author: White Dashing Forum Water Buffalo whats his moniker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2/#30492644) |
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Date: May 16th, 2016 7:37 PM Author: Zombie-like Domesticated Hairy Legs Field CharlesXII (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2/#30492706) |
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Date: December 28th, 2016 5:17 PM Author: narrow-minded dog poop (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2/#32250208) |
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Date: December 28th, 2016 5:18 PM Author: arousing native 180 advice it will hit the jury like some sort of heavy book! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2/#32250216) |
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Date: December 28th, 2016 5:20 PM Author: brass heady mental disorder indirect expression "Urban dictionary defines 'STAY WOKE' as . . . " (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2/#32250229) |
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Date: November 11th, 2020 11:38 PM Author: narrow-minded dog poop (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2/#41347456) |
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Date: July 26th, 2024 1:08 PM Author: glittery glassy knife (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2/#47895234) |
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Date: October 8th, 2025 8:51 PM Author: Paralegal Adolf Hitler (✅🍑) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2/#49335487) |