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Donald Rumsfeld Writes Like a Biglaw Partner

April 7, 2003 11:46 AM TO: Doug Feith FROM: Donald Rumsfel...
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Please solve peace in the Middle East. Thank
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where do we stand on solving India/ Pakistan? thank
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odds Rumsfeld actually sat down at a cpu and wrote this
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100%. no lackey would write like this.
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Date: April 7th, 2015 11:23 PM
Author: Cerebral Iridescent Center Macaca

April 7, 2003 11:46 AM

TO: Doug Feith

FROM: Donald Rumsfeld

SUBJECT: Issues w/Various Countries

We need more coercive diplomacy with respect to Syria and Libya, and we need it fast. If they mess up Iraq, it will delay bringing our troops home.

We also need to solve the Pakistan problem.

And Korea doesnt seem to be going well.

Are you coming up with proposals for me to send around?

Thanks.

http://library.rumsfeld.com/doclib/sp/1686/2003-04-07%20to%20Doug%20Feith%20re%20Issues%20with%20Various%20Countries.pdf

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Date: April 7th, 2015 11:29 PM
Author: Jet Concupiscible Office Pozpig

Please solve peace in the Middle East.

Thank

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Date: April 7th, 2015 11:32 PM
Author: smoky state



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Date: April 7th, 2015 11:32 PM
Author: violent cordovan step-uncle's house



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:28 AM
Author: Hateful ticket booth



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:31 AM
Author: comical poppy parlor masturbator



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:33 AM
Author: cracking blood rage hominid



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:35 AM
Author: boyish lake pistol menage



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:36 AM
Author: Shaky business firm



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:37 AM
Author: Shaky business firm

Just make the task monumental to see how hard they can push themselves! (Forthcoming article)

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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:44 AM
Author: Odious Pale National Security Agency Point



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:47 AM
Author: Shaky business firm

*is up a week straight cut and pasting shit together*

*sends it to Mr. Rumsfeld*

*never hears back*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#27645965)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:47 AM
Author: cracking blood rage hominid

lol

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Date: January 31st, 2024 6:44 PM
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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:57 AM
Author: Odious Pale National Security Agency Point



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:15 AM
Author: Hateful ticket booth



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Date: April 8th, 2015 9:55 AM
Author: Laughsome Obsidian Generalized Bond Double Fault

Two weeks later: "Did you ever send me something on this?"

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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:50 PM
Author: Stubborn wrinkle den

Fuck. First day learned: forward original email every three days.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#27649503)



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Date: April 27th, 2015 10:44 AM
Author: Excitant theater



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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:13 PM
Author: Infuriating Death Wish

where do we stand on solving India/ Pakistan?

thank

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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:56 AM
Author: Sick Thirsty Reading Party

P.S. Remember that this client is cost sensitive. Be efficient.

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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:00 PM
Author: Odious Pale National Security Agency Point



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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:17 PM
Author: vigorous principal's office

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Date: May 8th, 2015 3:19 PM
Author: Frisky effete water buffalo



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Date: September 27th, 2017 2:36 AM
Author: Rebellious Grizzly Hell Kitty

GAO called,says we are over budget on this Operation Enduring Freedom project. They're also concerned about some of our contract vendors - did you approve?

Please see me. Thanks.

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Date: January 12th, 2023 12:31 PM
Author: provocative personal credit line

(((Middle East client))) is (((cost sensitive))))

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Date: October 17th, 2023 11:06 PM
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Date: April 8th, 2015 9:57 AM
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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:00 PM
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Date: April 8th, 2015 4:22 PM
Author: charismatic fighting main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#27650237)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 10:23 AM
Author: Bistre kitchen faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#27669868)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 11:25 AM
Author: violent jewess toilet seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#27670067)



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Date: April 27th, 2015 10:14 AM
Author: metal casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#27769355)



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Date: May 5th, 2015 9:58 PM
Author: Shaky business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#27830050)



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Date: May 8th, 2015 3:18 PM
Author: Frisky effete water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#27849748)



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Date: May 29th, 2015 12:33 PM
Author: Jet Concupiscible Office Pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#27989232)



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Date: December 18th, 2015 10:33 AM
Author: mustard public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#29406936)



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Date: December 18th, 2015 11:43 AM
Author: Hateful ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#29407305)



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Date: December 18th, 2016 9:38 AM
Author: Hateful ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#32170922)



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Date: December 18th, 2016 9:44 AM
Author: shivering goal in life shrine

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#32170942)



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Date: August 16th, 2017 10:40 PM
Author: Hateful ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#34007233)



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Date: June 30th, 2021 3:30 PM
Author: Stimulating Useless Gaming Laptop Chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#42711900)



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Date: July 1st, 2021 12:37 AM
Author: violent cordovan step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#42714882)



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Date: November 10th, 2021 7:01 AM
Author: violent jewess toilet seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#43416271)



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Date: October 4th, 2022 3:50 PM
Author: rambunctious appetizing dysfunction milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#45279206)



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Date: January 12th, 2023 12:40 PM
Author: 180 bawdyhouse patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#45778736)



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Date: January 12th, 2023 12:41 PM
Author: violent jewess toilet seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#45778738)



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Date: October 12th, 2023 10:47 PM
Author: swollen green hall useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#46928189)



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Date: October 12th, 2023 11:00 PM
Author: Brass Unholy People Who Are Hurt Box Office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#46928216)



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Date: October 17th, 2023 11:03 PM
Author: violent jewess toilet seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#46949268)



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Date: October 25th, 2023 12:33 PM
Author: trip trailer park therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#46981193)



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Date: April 28th, 2016 12:22 AM
Author: Angry Field Dingle Berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#30362673)



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Date: January 31st, 2024 6:44 PM
Author: violent jewess toilet seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#47352046)



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Date: April 7th, 2015 11:24 PM
Author: smoky state

180^180 find

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#27645342)



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Date: April 7th, 2015 11:26 PM
Author: violent jewess toilet seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#27645376)



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Date: April 7th, 2015 11:31 PM
Author: well-lubricated faggotry national

odds Rumsfeld actually sat down at a cpu and wrote this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#27645426)



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Date: April 7th, 2015 11:32 PM
Author: smoky state

100%. no lackey would write like this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#27645448)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:34 PM
Author: buff blathering range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#27649376)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:32 AM
Author: comical poppy parlor masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#27645880)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 8:00 AM
Author: Lascivious Piazza Antidepressant Drug

rums doesn't sit. he has been a stand-all-fucking-day guy since the 80s because he feels it keeps him more focused.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#27647193)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 5:26 PM
Author: Multi-colored lodge

Wow, I thought this was flame but apparently he actually does that?

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/articles/A946-2004Jun23.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#27650849)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 10:23 AM
Author: Wonderful degenerate

initials at bottom indicate he dictated and someone else typed it. lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#27669864)



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Date: July 22nd, 2021 11:02 AM
Author: trip trailer park therapy

This makes it funnier

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#42822912)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 11:44 AM
Author: Electric cruise ship

0%. He used standing desk (shaped somewhat like a podium)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#27670126)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:33 AM
Author: Swashbuckling spruce stag film

chilling

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#27645898)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:35 AM
Author: cracking blood rage hominid

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#27645916)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:45 AM
Author: Histrionic Hilarious Temple Ladyboy

epic find and on point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#27645961)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:57 AM
Author: Odious Pale National Security Agency Point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#27646001)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:51 AM
Author: Rusted naked hospital

Doug Feith to jr. associate:

FW: Issues w/Various Countries

pls handle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#27645983)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:58 AM
Author: talented filthy nursing home

Will do. Thank.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#27646005)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:10 AM
Author: Exhilarant Abnormal Yarmulke Giraffe

Associate emails secretary for some help:

"AUTOMATIC REPLY OUT OF OFFICE: AS A REMINDER I WILL LEAVING AT 1PM ON THURSDAY FOR A PEDICURE IF U NEED SOME THING CONTACT LASHONDA IN WORD PROsESING HAVE A BLESSED DAY"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#27646045)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:12 AM
Author: abusive carnelian abode

lol, lashonda

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#27646053)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:12 AM
Author: Shaky business firm

Holy Fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#27646055)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:13 AM
Author: mildly autistic bull headed stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#27646059)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:09 AM
Author: well-lubricated faggotry national

this is pretty much what would happen IRL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#27646270)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:35 PM
Author: razzmatazz peach locus private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#27649386)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:19 PM
Author: black trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#27649736)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 4:24 PM
Author: charismatic fighting main people

laughing out loud in my office reading this one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#27650251)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 4:25 PM
Author: Crusty Fortuitous Meteor Preventive Strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#27650265)



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Date: April 27th, 2015 10:31 AM
Author: Doobsian splenetic athletic conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#27769402)



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Date: May 9th, 2015 1:54 PM
Author: Stimulating Useless Gaming Laptop Chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#27854561)



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Date: January 12th, 2022 8:04 AM
Author: bearded location twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#43769860)



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Date: October 17th, 2023 11:04 PM
Author: violent jewess toilet seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#46949270)



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Date: November 26th, 2025 3:12 PM
Author: Reinhard Heydrich Uunona (✅🍑)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#49463308)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:05 AM
Author: mildly autistic bull headed stage

Thank you for thinking of me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#27646031)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:04 AM
Author: mildly autistic bull headed stage

One could almost get the impression that our leaders (both Secretaries of Defense and Partners) have no comprehension whatsoever of the underlying issues

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#27646025)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:41 AM
Author: translucent diverse heaven windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#27646182)



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Date: December 18th, 2016 3:37 AM
Author: Turquoise Vivacious Dragon Brunch

Or they hunt and peck type and can't be bothered to fully express themselves via email.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#32170344)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:11 AM
Author: Exhilarant Abnormal Yarmulke Giraffe

lol xoxo Franks

"General Tommy Franks, who led both the 2001 invasion of Afghanistan and the Iraq War, once called Feith "the dumbest fucking guy on the planet.""

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#27646046)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:12 AM
Author: mildly autistic bull headed stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#27646049)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:12 AM
Author: boyish lake pistol menage

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#27646054)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 7:57 AM
Author: Stubborn wrinkle den

Not flame: https://books.google.com/books?id=FHn-M8fZ96MC&pg=PT160&lpg=PT160&dq=dumbest+bastard+doug+feith&source=bl&ots=9Wzjio1gTY&sig=Kie1hQeDIgPyxQUCMdtaFjchLvk&hl=en&sa=X&ei=bRclVfqPGIWTsAXB1YCADQ&ved=0CCAQ6AEwAQ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#27647189)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 11:17 AM
Author: brilliant orchestra pit filthpig

the emphasis is a little more entertaining:

Franks ROUTINELY denounced Feith as: "the dumbest bastard, dumbest motherfucker on the face of the earth"



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#27670042)



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Date: April 17th, 2015 10:01 PM
Author: Stubborn wrinkle den

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#27710630)



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Date: May 8th, 2015 4:58 AM
Author: Disrespectful whorehouse scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#27847116)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:15 AM
Author: crimson hairy legs goyim

Under appreciated in this trove of 180s is the absurd subject line

SUBJECT: Issues w/Various Countries

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#27646066)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:17 AM
Author: boyish lake pistol menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#27646072)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:18 AM
Author: comical poppy parlor masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#27646074)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:19 AM
Author: Exhilarant Abnormal Yarmulke Giraffe

It's the bow that ties this together as senior partner style.

The only thing more fitting would be if the subject was just "POLICY"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#27646079)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:23 AM
Author: crimson hairy legs goyim

Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#27646105)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:50 AM
Author: Massive slate university clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#27646218)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:32 AM
Author: smoky state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#27646155)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 4:24 PM
Author: Arousing stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#27650259)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 11:05 AM
Author: cocky sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#27670017)



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Date: January 18th, 2017 4:56 PM
Author: stirring orange codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#32401148)



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Date: September 27th, 2017 1:04 AM
Author: Brass Unholy People Who Are Hurt Box Office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#34306543)



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Date: October 17th, 2023 11:07 PM
Author: cowardly digit ratio associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#46949279)



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Date: November 26th, 2025 3:13 PM
Author: Reinhard Heydrich Uunona (✅🍑)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#49463313)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:24 AM
Author: racy internal respiration old irish cottage

Where are we on the siege of Fallujah? We know how hard you've all been working but we really need this done by COB tomorrow. Thanks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#27646109)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:44 AM
Author: Massive slate university clown

& he's almost as proliferous.

in that morris doc about him they say at one point that he wrote like 20,000 fucking memos when he was SOD.

20,000.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#27646197)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:46 AM
Author: comical poppy parlor masturbator

So? I know people who've written 30k tweets.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#27646202)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:48 AM
Author: Massive slate university clown

dope

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#27646209)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:33 PM
Author: cracking blood rage hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#27648975)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:03 AM
Author: Embarrassed To The Bone Sweet Tailpipe Boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#27646250)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 10:03 AM
Author: pungent station

Winston Churchill was famous for sending out hundreds of requests like this for updates on weapon designs, campaign planning, recruitment, etc.

The merciful difference is that all replies were required to fit on one page because Churchill actually read all of them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#27647599)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:49 PM
Author: crimson hairy legs goyim

Biggest difference is that Churchill was a mother fuckin boss while Rummy was a faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#27649080)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:50 PM
Author: Shaky business firm

Rumsfeld is pretty fucking alpha bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#27649089)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:01 PM
Author: crimson hairy legs goyim

Alphas can be faggots too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#27649171)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 5:10 PM
Author: cyan bat-shit-crazy black woman

Indeed. He began many of these memos with "Pray tell me..., Pray explain," "Pray, etc..." I start my emails this way. If it's good enough for WSC, it's good enough for me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#27650714)



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Date: November 26th, 2025 3:14 PM
Author: Reinhard Heydrich Uunona (✅🍑)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#49463314)



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Date: January 12th, 2023 12:36 PM
Author: provocative personal credit line

uh, that sounds pretty different. sounds like he was sending out detailed requests about specific issues, as opposed to "Look into how we can get some troops onto continental Europe"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#45778706)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:04 PM
Author: aphrodisiac misanthropic coldplay fan

It's amazing to me that this level of official actually does send emails like this that are so straightforward about such broad, macro issues. It's like, if you saw a movie where someone playing the Secretary of Defense sent an email like this, or said it over the phone ("I need an update on the situation in Syria, dammit!"), you'd roll your eyes because you'd assume it's not a realistic portrayal of what must surely be much more nuanced, detailed discussion IRL at those levels.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#27649194)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:33 PM
Author: translucent diverse heaven windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#27649365)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:34 PM
Author: dashing ceo

protip: this is how all high-level doods operate. the emperor truly has no clothes. everybody is faking it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#27649377)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:36 PM
Author: Stubborn wrinkle den

Bush literally was unaware that there were Sunni and Shiite Muslims in Iraq b4 the invasion.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#27649396)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:37 PM
Author: dashing ceo

I mean more like CEOs and shit too. For every Steve Jobs there's probably 20 dipshits writing "Sales #s low, sales up plz. BIGBONUS if u do."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#27649405)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:38 PM
Author: Stubborn wrinkle den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#27649414)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:21 PM
Author: black trump supporter

lol I've read emails in discovery related to employment lawsuits. These type of emails are common from higher ups to sales people

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#27649757)



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Date: April 17th, 2015 11:33 PM
Author: idiotic free-loading mother depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#27711000)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:55 PM
Author: magenta parlour travel guidebook

Ljl. Link to this Michael Moore/Daily Kos level retard drivel.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#27649539)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:10 PM
Author: Stubborn wrinkle den

https://books.google.com/books?id=AMeZaKeV4qYC&pg=PA83&lpg=PP1&focus=viewport&output=html_text

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#27649693)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:38 PM
Author: magenta parlour travel guidebook

More direct of a source than I would have thought but still lol at that Howard Dean lackey. I'm sure Bush might not have had a deep understanding of shia and sunni in Iraq but to say he was "unfamiliar with these terms" is just lolzy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#27649879)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:52 PM
Author: Sepia Marvelous School

TO: Joint Chiefs

FROM: George W. Bush (heh)

SUBJECT: RE: Iraq War Diligence

Cheney told me something about a shia and a sunni? Please research and report back.

Thank.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#27650035)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 4:34 PM
Author: Stubborn wrinkle den

Twist: this was way more due diligence than he actually did.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#27650343)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 10:24 AM
Author: Stubborn wrinkle den

i guess this is as close as you come to admitting that you were wrong.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#27669870)



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Date: April 17th, 2015 10:02 PM
Author: Stubborn wrinkle den

why did racist party bro / idris elba's alt go pumo?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#27710635)



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Date: October 25th, 2023 12:43 PM
Author: trip trailer park therapy



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:35 PM
Author: Stubborn wrinkle den

Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#27649391)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 4:26 PM
Author: Crusty Fortuitous Meteor Preventive Strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#27650272)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 10:58 AM
Author: frozen ivory church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#27669998)



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Date: May 12th, 2015 10:41 PM
Author: Stimulating Useless Gaming Laptop Chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#27878618)



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Date: January 12th, 2023 12:39 PM
Author: Galvanic Lilac French Chef Sound Barrier

I realized this at some point during my early 20’s and it changed the way I look @ the world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#45778731)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:33 PM
Author: translucent diverse heaven windowlicker

Sounds like he'd be a pain to work for

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#27649370)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:52 PM
Author: Costumed motley dopamine library

That's because he'd probably be one had he opted for law school instead of business.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#27649519)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:23 PM
Author: umber thriller toaster

He went to GULC but never graduated. Wasn't aware he went to b-school.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#27649769)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:12 PM
Author: Costumed motley dopamine library

He'd probably be a V5 partner if he didn't go into biz/politics.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#27649708)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:42 PM
Author: irradiated onyx set

One time the senior associate and I wrote up a list of tasks for a big new matter, with due dates, and sent it to the partner as our suggestions. He called us in separately and chewed us out for usurping his authority. About a week later his long-time paralegal showed us the task memo he had written at the same time we wrote ours, but he hadn't distributed it once he saw ours. The first entry was "identify key issues and write memoranda thereon." We almost died laughing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#27649924)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 5:31 PM
Author: aphrodisiac misanthropic coldplay fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#27650909)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 10:05 AM
Author: Stubborn wrinkle den

Estimate this man's dick size.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#27669810)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 12:02 PM
Author: Infuriating Death Wish

Holy shit at usurping authority.

MANY more details and further stories are required

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#27670193)



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Date: April 17th, 2015 9:44 PM
Author: irradiated onyx set

He was a Chauncey Gardner. He looked and sounded noble but once you figured it out, you realized he had an IQ of 95. He had impressive facial expressions and hand gestures.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#27710510)



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Date: May 8th, 2015 9:45 PM
Author: Bespoke dull crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#27851709)



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Date: November 26th, 2025 3:16 PM
Author: Reinhard Heydrich Uunona (✅🍑)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#49463319)



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Date: May 8th, 2015 9:43 PM
Author: mildly autistic bull headed stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#27851698)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 4:25 PM
Author: Odious Pale National Security Agency Point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#27650263)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 10:57 AM
Author: Curious chrome property cuckoldry

April 7, 2003 11:48 AM

TO: Donald Rumsfeld

FROM: Doug Feith

SUBJECT: Issues w/Various Countries

Will do. Thank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#27669994)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 11:20 AM
Author: tripping talking senate bbw

love the response time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#27670055)



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Date: April 17th, 2015 9:37 PM
Author: unhinged contagious home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#27710471)



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Date: April 17th, 2015 10:03 PM
Author: Stubborn wrinkle den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#27710640)



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Date: April 18th, 2015 12:16 AM
Author: Glassy soul-stirring market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#27711174)



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Date: May 8th, 2015 9:03 PM
Author: Hairraiser shimmering alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#27851437)



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Date: April 27th, 2015 10:13 AM
Author: house-broken autistic garrison rigpig

This sort of reinforces my impression of the Bush administration as being led by amateurs at the top.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#27769352)



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Date: May 8th, 2015 4:56 AM
Author: Hateful ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#27847114)



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Date: May 8th, 2015 3:13 PM
Author: Histrionic Hilarious Temple Ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#27849726)



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Date: May 8th, 2015 9:01 PM
Author: Hairraiser shimmering alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#27851424)



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Date: May 8th, 2015 9:55 PM
Author: Stimulating Useless Gaming Laptop Chad

Defense Department underling who's been watching the clock all Friday afternoon finally gets to 4:48. Two more minutes and he's out of there.

He starts whistling as he hovers his mouse over the Start button, ready to click Start, then Log Off. He pictures the vast weekend ahead of him. Drunk tonight. Sleeping in tomorrow. Shuffling around in a bathrobe until it's time to go chase the hunnies on the DC rooftop scene.

4:49. He starts to do the WWF Bushwhacker walk from a sitting position at his desk. He's so pumped.

4:50. Time to go! See ya, suckas! Just before he can click Start, he notices an Outlook notification of a new email. Fwd: Issues w/Various Countries.

Wtf. He opens it. "Need to see something on this by Monday morning. Thanks."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#27851765)



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Date: May 9th, 2015 2:22 PM
Author: arrogant adventurous mexican chapel

CRIMINALLY underrated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#27854733)



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Date: May 9th, 2015 7:49 PM
Author: Glassy soul-stirring market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#27856606)



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Date: May 29th, 2015 12:35 PM
Author: Jet Concupiscible Office Pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#27989251)



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Date: August 18th, 2015 1:47 AM
Author: Stimulating Useless Gaming Laptop Chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#28573915)



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Date: October 23rd, 2015 3:19 PM
Author: Stimulating Useless Gaming Laptop Chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#29029487)



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Date: November 26th, 2025 7:19 PM
Author: Reinhard Heydrich Uunona (✅🍑)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#49464215)



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Date: July 15th, 2015 6:37 PM
Author: Hateful ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#28337702)



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Date: August 1st, 2015 1:22 PM
Author: Hateful ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#28456516)



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Date: August 1st, 2015 1:30 PM
Author: Copper Fat Ankles

This thread made me laugh out loud, and then dry-heave with anxiety

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#28456573)



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Date: December 18th, 2015 11:43 AM
Author: Hateful ticket booth

once you stop caring only the laughing will happen :)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#29407308)



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Date: December 18th, 2015 9:24 AM
Author: Stimulating Useless Gaming Laptop Chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#29406604)



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Date: December 18th, 2015 12:33 PM
Author: harsh pit weed whacker

Studying c-span transcripts of his testimony years ago, I came away with a great deal of respect for that man's linguistic abilities. In fact, I was not prepared for just how skilled and clever he could be- he's a borderline genius, imho.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#29407564)



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Date: February 16th, 2016 3:50 PM
Author: razzmatazz peach locus private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#29843822)



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Date: February 16th, 2016 3:57 PM
Author: know-it-all floppy corner deer antler

Check you emails.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#29843863)



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Date: March 12th, 2016 12:07 AM
Author: Hateful ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#30037755)



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Date: March 12th, 2016 12:09 AM
Author: Insecure Address Tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#30037768)



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Date: April 27th, 2016 11:22 PM
Author: Vibrant haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#30362150)



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Date: April 27th, 2016 11:32 PM
Author: Hateful ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#30362240)



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Date: December 18th, 2016 3:07 AM
Author: Copper Fat Ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#32170273)



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Date: January 18th, 2017 4:54 PM
Author: razzmatazz peach locus private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#32401140)



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Date: January 18th, 2017 4:56 PM
Author: stirring orange codepig

Where are we on the Pakistan problem?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#32401153)



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Date: February 8th, 2017 8:58 PM
Author: Heady ape philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#32577548)



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Date: April 5th, 2017 8:29 AM
Author: Hateful ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#32996983)



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Date: September 27th, 2017 1:01 AM
Author: Hateful ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#34306526)



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Date: October 23rd, 2017 1:00 AM
Author: Copper Fat Ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#34507269)



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Date: January 24th, 2018 5:52 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle self-absorbed space

To: Paul Wolfowitz

CC: Doug Feith, Steve Cambone

From: Donald H. Rumsfeld

Date: November 23rd 2001

Re: Lists

We ought to think through what are the bad things that could happen, and what are the good things that could happen that we need to be ready for in both respects. Please give me a list of each.

Thanks,

https://assets.documentcloud.org/documents/4357755/11-L-0559-First-Release-Bates-1-912.pdf#page=634



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#35228655)



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Date: February 28th, 2020 2:38 PM
Author: beady-eyed painfully honest meetinghouse halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#39668743)



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Date: January 12th, 2022 8:03 AM
Author: Submissive theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#43769855)



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Date: January 12th, 2022 8:03 AM
Author: bearded location twinkling uncleanness

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#43769858)



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Date: January 12th, 2023 12:40 PM
Author: Galvanic Lilac French Chef Sound Barrier

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#45778734)



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Date: January 31st, 2018 2:49 PM
Author: Big Voyeur Theater Stage

plz summarize those transcripts and see what questions I asked. Thank

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DUUbXNxUMAA974G.jpg:large

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#35288872)



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Date: March 1st, 2018 10:15 PM
Author: lemon crotch

This is an amazing thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#35517892)



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Date: September 14th, 2018 5:39 PM
Author: Copper Fat Ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#36809589)



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Date: February 28th, 2020 2:08 PM
Author: Hateful ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#39668539)



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Date: February 28th, 2020 2:44 PM
Author: Aromatic claret jap

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#39668777)



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Date: November 19th, 2020 6:05 AM
Author: Canary spectacular idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#41394435)



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Date: December 16th, 2020 11:18 PM
Author: Canary spectacular idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#41564033)



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Date: March 17th, 2021 1:24 PM
Author: pink newt partner



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Date: June 2nd, 2021 11:19 PM
Author: cocky sanctuary



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Date: June 30th, 2021 3:33 PM
Author: Hateful ticket booth



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Date: July 1st, 2021 12:32 AM
Author: cocky sanctuary



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Date: July 22nd, 2021 10:45 AM
Author: Canary spectacular idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#42822849)



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Date: October 18th, 2021 8:57 AM
Author: clear locale

rip colin powell

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#43289786)



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Date: January 12th, 2023 12:28 PM
Author: Hateful ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#45778659)



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Date: January 12th, 2023 12:40 PM
Author: 180 bawdyhouse patrolman

Update on world peace matter? Just send me what you have so far.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#45778737)



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Date: July 18th, 2024 11:11 AM
Author: sinister vermilion institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#47860756)



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Date: May 31st, 2023 12:17 AM
Author: navy dilemma

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#46373918)



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Date: October 25th, 2023 12:41 PM
Author: bat shit crazy site nowag



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Date: October 12th, 2023 10:45 PM
Author: garnet school cafeteria roommate



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Date: January 27th, 2025 8:41 AM
Author: Submissive theatre



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Date: November 26th, 2025 3:05 PM
Author: Reinhard Heydrich Uunona (✅🍑)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#49463264)



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Date: November 26th, 2025 3:10 PM
Author: Candy Ride



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Date: November 26th, 2025 3:59 PM
Author: Mainlining the $ecret Truth of the Univer$e (One Year Performance 1978-1979 (Cage Piece) (Awfully coy u are))



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#49463459)