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Donald Rumsfeld Writes Like a Biglaw Partner

April 7, 2003 11:46 AM TO: Doug Feith FROM: Donald Rumsfel...
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Date: April 7th, 2015 11:23 PM
Author: Flesh Queen Of The Night Hospital

April 7, 2003 11:46 AM

TO: Doug Feith

FROM: Donald Rumsfeld

SUBJECT: Issues w/Various Countries

We need more coercive diplomacy with respect to Syria and Libya, and we need it fast. If they mess up Iraq, it will delay bringing our troops home.

We also need to solve the Pakistan problem.

And Korea doesnt seem to be going well.

Are you coming up with proposals for me to send around?

Thanks.

http://library.rumsfeld.com/doclib/sp/1686/2003-04-07%20to%20Doug%20Feith%20re%20Issues%20with%20Various%20Countries.pdf

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Date: April 7th, 2015 11:29 PM
Author: Walnut costumed striped hyena field

Please solve peace in the Middle East.

Thank

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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:37 AM
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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:47 AM
Author: razzle pit

*is up a week straight cut and pasting shit together*

*sends it to Mr. Rumsfeld*

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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:47 AM
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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:50 PM
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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:13 PM
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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#27669868)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 11:25 AM
Author: Aggressive Athletic Conference Office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#27670067)



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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#27769355)



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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#27830050)



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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#27849748)



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Date: May 29th, 2015 12:33 PM
Author: Walnut costumed striped hyena field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#27989232)



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Date: December 18th, 2015 10:33 AM
Author: Racy indigo brunch hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#29406936)



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Date: December 18th, 2015 11:43 AM
Author: swollen bawdyhouse gay wizard



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Date: December 18th, 2016 9:38 AM
Author: swollen bawdyhouse gay wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#32170922)



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Date: December 18th, 2016 9:44 AM
Author: talented grizzly hall dingle berry

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#32170942)



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Date: August 16th, 2017 10:40 PM
Author: swollen bawdyhouse gay wizard



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Date: June 30th, 2021 3:30 PM
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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#45778736)



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Date: January 12th, 2023 12:41 PM
Author: Aggressive Athletic Conference Office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#45778738)



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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#46928189)



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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#46928216)



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Date: October 17th, 2023 11:03 PM
Author: Aggressive Athletic Conference Office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#46949268)



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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#46981193)



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Author: Arousing alpha crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#30362673)



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Date: January 31st, 2024 6:44 PM
Author: Aggressive Athletic Conference Office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#47352046)



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Date: April 7th, 2015 11:24 PM
Author: Tan exhilarant azn liquid oxygen

180^180 find

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#27645342)



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Date: April 7th, 2015 11:26 PM
Author: Aggressive Athletic Conference Office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#27645376)



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Date: April 7th, 2015 11:31 PM
Author: mahogany frozen goal in life lodge

odds Rumsfeld actually sat down at a cpu and wrote this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#27645426)



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Date: April 7th, 2015 11:32 PM
Author: Tan exhilarant azn liquid oxygen

100%. no lackey would write like this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#27645448)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:34 PM
Author: Mustard infuriating regret chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#27649376)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:32 AM
Author: startling primrose depressive forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#27645880)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 8:00 AM
Author: Vermilion preventive strike

rums doesn't sit. he has been a stand-all-fucking-day guy since the 80s because he feels it keeps him more focused.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#27647193)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 5:26 PM
Author: Exciting Partner Generalized Bond

Wow, I thought this was flame but apparently he actually does that?

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/articles/A946-2004Jun23.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#27650849)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 10:23 AM
Author: filthy giraffe

initials at bottom indicate he dictated and someone else typed it. lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#27669864)



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Date: July 22nd, 2021 11:02 AM
Author: Wonderful Rehab

This makes it funnier

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#42822912)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 11:44 AM
Author: turquoise church building

0%. He used standing desk (shaped somewhat like a podium)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#27670126)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:33 AM
Author: Pearl university

chilling

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#27645898)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:35 AM
Author: internet-worthy hunting ground

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#27645916)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:45 AM
Author: erotic hairraiser kitchen brethren

epic find and on point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#27645961)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:57 AM
Author: supple orange messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#27646001)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:51 AM
Author: diverse legend

Doug Feith to jr. associate:

FW: Issues w/Various Countries

pls handle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#27645983)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:58 AM
Author: Sable temple nibblets

Will do. Thank.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#27646005)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:10 AM
Author: Vigorous karate sanctuary

Associate emails secretary for some help:

"AUTOMATIC REPLY OUT OF OFFICE: AS A REMINDER I WILL LEAVING AT 1PM ON THURSDAY FOR A PEDICURE IF U NEED SOME THING CONTACT LASHONDA IN WORD PROsESING HAVE A BLESSED DAY"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#27646045)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:12 AM
Author: Jet Puppy Nursing Home

lol, lashonda

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#27646053)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:12 AM
Author: razzle pit

Holy Fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#27646055)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:13 AM
Author: comical fighting feces parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#27646059)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:09 AM
Author: mahogany frozen goal in life lodge

this is pretty much what would happen IRL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#27646270)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:35 PM
Author: Sepia orchestra pit really tough guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#27649386)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:19 PM
Author: Sienna vivacious double fault persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#27649736)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 4:24 PM
Author: fragrant fishy tanning salon

laughing out loud in my office reading this one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#27650251)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 4:25 PM
Author: razzmatazz pale step-uncle's house legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#27650265)



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Date: April 27th, 2015 10:31 AM
Author: Mildly autistic shrine marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#27769402)



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Date: May 9th, 2015 1:54 PM
Author: Painfully honest gaming laptop pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#27854561)



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Date: January 12th, 2022 8:04 AM
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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#43769860)



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Date: October 17th, 2023 11:04 PM
Author: Aggressive Athletic Conference Office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#46949270)



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Date: November 26th, 2025 3:12 PM
Author: Reinhard Heydrich Uunona (✅🍑)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#49463308)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:05 AM
Author: comical fighting feces parlour

Thank you for thinking of me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#27646031)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:04 AM
Author: comical fighting feces parlour

One could almost get the impression that our leaders (both Secretaries of Defense and Partners) have no comprehension whatsoever of the underlying issues

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#27646025)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:41 AM
Author: odious lilac indian lodge rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#27646182)



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Date: December 18th, 2016 3:37 AM
Author: Opaque Locus Crotch

Or they hunt and peck type and can't be bothered to fully express themselves via email.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#32170344)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:11 AM
Author: Vigorous karate sanctuary

lol xoxo Franks

"General Tommy Franks, who led both the 2001 invasion of Afghanistan and the Iraq War, once called Feith "the dumbest fucking guy on the planet.""

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#27646046)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:12 AM
Author: comical fighting feces parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#27646049)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:12 AM
Author: cyan irradiated menage

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#27646054)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 7:57 AM
Author: copper principal's office

Not flame: https://books.google.com/books?id=FHn-M8fZ96MC&pg=PT160&lpg=PT160&dq=dumbest+bastard+doug+feith&source=bl&ots=9Wzjio1gTY&sig=Kie1hQeDIgPyxQUCMdtaFjchLvk&hl=en&sa=X&ei=bRclVfqPGIWTsAXB1YCADQ&ved=0CCAQ6AEwAQ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#27647189)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 11:17 AM
Author: Peach Volcanic Crater

the emphasis is a little more entertaining:

Franks ROUTINELY denounced Feith as: "the dumbest bastard, dumbest motherfucker on the face of the earth"



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#27670042)



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Date: April 17th, 2015 10:01 PM
Author: copper principal's office

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#27710630)



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Date: May 8th, 2015 4:58 AM
Author: Cobalt Range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#27847116)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:15 AM
Author: histrionic national place of business

Under appreciated in this trove of 180s is the absurd subject line

SUBJECT: Issues w/Various Countries

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#27646066)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:17 AM
Author: cyan irradiated menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#27646072)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:18 AM
Author: startling primrose depressive forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#27646074)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:19 AM
Author: Vigorous karate sanctuary

It's the bow that ties this together as senior partner style.

The only thing more fitting would be if the subject was just "POLICY"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#27646079)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:23 AM
Author: histrionic national place of business

Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#27646105)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:50 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#27646218)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:32 AM
Author: Tan exhilarant azn liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#27646155)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 4:24 PM
Author: bespoke bistre trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#27650259)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 11:05 AM
Author: Concupiscible free-loading abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#27670017)



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Date: January 18th, 2017 4:56 PM
Author: carmine aromatic becky yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#32401148)



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Date: September 27th, 2017 1:04 AM
Author: avocado overrated set knife



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Date: October 17th, 2023 11:07 PM
Author: Passionate mediation stain



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Date: November 26th, 2025 3:13 PM
Author: Reinhard Heydrich Uunona (✅🍑)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#49463313)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:24 AM
Author: spectacular center water buffalo

Where are we on the siege of Fallujah? We know how hard you've all been working but we really need this done by COB tomorrow. Thanks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#27646109)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:44 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac pozpig

& he's almost as proliferous.

in that morris doc about him they say at one point that he wrote like 20,000 fucking memos when he was SOD.

20,000.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#27646197)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:46 AM
Author: startling primrose depressive forum

So? I know people who've written 30k tweets.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#27646202)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:48 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac pozpig

dope

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#27646209)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:33 PM
Author: internet-worthy hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#27648975)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:03 AM
Author: soul-stirring green scourge upon the earth wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#27646250)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 10:03 AM
Author: Flushed blood rage clown

Winston Churchill was famous for sending out hundreds of requests like this for updates on weapon designs, campaign planning, recruitment, etc.

The merciful difference is that all replies were required to fit on one page because Churchill actually read all of them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#27647599)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:49 PM
Author: histrionic national place of business

Biggest difference is that Churchill was a mother fuckin boss while Rummy was a faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#27649080)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:50 PM
Author: razzle pit

Rumsfeld is pretty fucking alpha bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#27649089)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:01 PM
Author: histrionic national place of business

Alphas can be faggots too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#27649171)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 5:10 PM
Author: multi-colored native

Indeed. He began many of these memos with "Pray tell me..., Pray explain," "Pray, etc..." I start my emails this way. If it's good enough for WSC, it's good enough for me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#27650714)



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Date: November 26th, 2025 3:14 PM
Author: Reinhard Heydrich Uunona (✅🍑)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#49463314)



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Date: January 12th, 2023 12:36 PM
Author: boyish demanding jewess police squad

uh, that sounds pretty different. sounds like he was sending out detailed requests about specific issues, as opposed to "Look into how we can get some troops onto continental Europe"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#45778706)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:04 PM
Author: laughsome station

It's amazing to me that this level of official actually does send emails like this that are so straightforward about such broad, macro issues. It's like, if you saw a movie where someone playing the Secretary of Defense sent an email like this, or said it over the phone ("I need an update on the situation in Syria, dammit!"), you'd roll your eyes because you'd assume it's not a realistic portrayal of what must surely be much more nuanced, detailed discussion IRL at those levels.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#27649194)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:33 PM
Author: odious lilac indian lodge rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#27649365)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:34 PM
Author: stirring telephone

protip: this is how all high-level doods operate. the emperor truly has no clothes. everybody is faking it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#27649377)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:36 PM
Author: copper principal's office

Bush literally was unaware that there were Sunni and Shiite Muslims in Iraq b4 the invasion.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#27649396)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:37 PM
Author: stirring telephone

I mean more like CEOs and shit too. For every Steve Jobs there's probably 20 dipshits writing "Sales #s low, sales up plz. BIGBONUS if u do."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#27649405)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:38 PM
Author: copper principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#27649414)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:21 PM
Author: Sienna vivacious double fault persian

lol I've read emails in discovery related to employment lawsuits. These type of emails are common from higher ups to sales people

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#27649757)



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Date: April 17th, 2015 11:33 PM
Author: hateful degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#27711000)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:55 PM
Author: big sexy garrison new version

Ljl. Link to this Michael Moore/Daily Kos level retard drivel.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#27649539)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:10 PM
Author: copper principal's office

https://books.google.com/books?id=AMeZaKeV4qYC&pg=PA83&lpg=PP1&focus=viewport&output=html_text

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#27649693)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:38 PM
Author: big sexy garrison new version

More direct of a source than I would have thought but still lol at that Howard Dean lackey. I'm sure Bush might not have had a deep understanding of shia and sunni in Iraq but to say he was "unfamiliar with these terms" is just lolzy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#27649879)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:52 PM
Author: Smoky Nudist Newt

TO: Joint Chiefs

FROM: George W. Bush (heh)

SUBJECT: RE: Iraq War Diligence

Cheney told me something about a shia and a sunni? Please research and report back.

Thank.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#27650035)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 4:34 PM
Author: copper principal's office

Twist: this was way more due diligence than he actually did.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#27650343)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 10:24 AM
Author: copper principal's office

i guess this is as close as you come to admitting that you were wrong.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#27669870)



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Date: April 17th, 2015 10:02 PM
Author: copper principal's office

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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:35 PM
Author: copper principal's office

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Date: April 8th, 2015 4:26 PM
Author: razzmatazz pale step-uncle's house legal warrant



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Date: April 11th, 2015 10:58 AM
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Date: May 12th, 2015 10:41 PM
Author: Painfully honest gaming laptop pisswyrm



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Date: January 12th, 2023 12:39 PM
Author: Bronze roast beef

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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:33 PM
Author: odious lilac indian lodge rigor

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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:52 PM
Author: yellow soggy party of the first part

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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:23 PM
Author: greedy institution

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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:12 PM
Author: yellow soggy party of the first part

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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:42 PM
Author: Beta Cracking School Cafeteria

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Author: laughsome station



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Author: copper principal's office

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Date: April 11th, 2015 12:02 PM
Author: Impressive church

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Date: April 17th, 2015 9:44 PM
Author: Beta Cracking School Cafeteria

He was a Chauncey Gardner. He looked and sounded noble but once you figured it out, you realized he had an IQ of 95. He had impressive facial expressions and hand gestures.

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Date: April 11th, 2015 10:57 AM
Author: lime hyperventilating multi-billionaire business firm

April 7, 2003 11:48 AM

TO: Donald Rumsfeld

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SUBJECT: Issues w/Various Countries

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Date: April 27th, 2015 10:13 AM
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This sort of reinforces my impression of the Bush administration as being led by amateurs at the top.

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Author: Painfully honest gaming laptop pisswyrm

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Date: May 9th, 2015 2:22 PM
Author: Effete heaven circlehead

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Author: Know-it-all Mad Cow Disease



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Author: 180 bearded stead cuckold

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Author: swollen bawdyhouse gay wizard

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Author: Purple bateful black woman lay

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Author: carmine aromatic becky yarmulke

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To: Paul Wolfowitz

CC: Doug Feith, Steve Cambone

From: Donald H. Rumsfeld

Date: November 23rd 2001

Re: Lists

We ought to think through what are the bad things that could happen, and what are the good things that could happen that we need to be ready for in both respects. Please give me a list of each.

Thanks,

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Author: Brilliant cerebral dilemma

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