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Nigerian dude complains that hippo has invaded his house

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-africa-19818180 Nigeria f...
Multi-colored rose coldplay fan
  10/03/12
tbf, that does sound like a difficult problem to deal with
crusty boyish lay
  10/03/12
especially if your rifle or whatever is still inside the hou...
Multi-colored rose coldplay fan
  10/03/12
plus theres a chance if you shoot it it might retreat into y...
crusty boyish lay
  10/03/12
blood and poop EVERYWHERE. though in a country like nigeria...
Multi-colored rose coldplay fan
  10/03/12
dat racis
iridescent mexican
  10/03/12
Throw the best damn HBBQ the County has ever SEEN.
thriller brilliant codepig bawdyhouse
  10/22/12
the hippo has already seized the rifle.
sickened locus
  10/03/12
Jim Varney got the shotgun, Brian, don't ask me how but Jim ...
Garnet vigorous public bath famous landscape painting
  10/03/12
spit my diet mountain dew, ty
autistic azn
  10/11/12
180
histrionic property organic girlfriend
  10/22/12
jesus....
costumed exciting menage
  10/23/13
IT'S GOING FOR MY GIRL.
impertinent library
  12/11/13
lmao i'm so glad this was me
impertinent library
  12/22/15
still glad
impertinent library
  05/30/16
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cyan native
  07/15/14
Tbf, this does sound like a very difficult problem. However...
Apoplectic new version mediation
  10/03/12
prescient
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  10/30/12
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orchid goal in life stead
  10/20/14
lol
Drab office
  12/11/13
no, it's very speciesist
Alcoholic mildly autistic feces
  06/24/21
""I hope that when it is tired, it may leave my ho...
Slimy poppy water buffalo party of the first part
  10/03/12
he just bein' he
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Twisted Institution Telephone
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The formality of his diction is pretty lulzy. Hope it's not ...
light coiffed hominid
  10/04/12
most of the african immigrants i know speak really formal br...
Spruce field
  10/22/12
Dude has important emails to send out!
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  12/09/12
haha ty
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replace hippo with "ghetto black" and "floods...
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  10/03/12
Alpha Hippo Bros to TTT Nigerians: U mad bros?
Slimy poppy water buffalo party of the first part
  10/03/12
This should have been posed as a question at last nights deb...
Apoplectic new version mediation
  10/04/12
das just opra filming.
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  10/04/12
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  12/05/12
xo at its best
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  10/04/12
Still kinda worried about this guy
Apoplectic new version mediation
  10/07/12
yeah we haven't heard from him in a while :(
Embarrassed To The Bone Effete Meetinghouse
  10/07/12
Wondering if that hippodood has grown tired and left yet bro...
Apoplectic new version mediation
  10/11/12
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frozen green mad-dog skullcap
  10/11/12
Still hoping our Nigerian bro has regained dominion of his h...
Apoplectic new version mediation
  10/17/12
brother, this keeps me awake at night. This hippo has incred...
Hyperactive sanctuary legend
  11/10/12
If this bro had a hyena as a pet the hyena might chase the h...
Apoplectic new version mediation
  10/22/12
Don't fight the hippo bro, how long until it tires?
Aromatic Deer Antler
  10/22/12
Can't decide if this was an intentional play on don't fight ...
Apoplectic new version mediation
  10/22/12
180
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  11/10/12
this was underrated
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  12/29/17
in da HOUSE
Brass Address
  10/22/12
Thought this was going to be about a Nigerian dude with a fa...
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  10/22/12
no man its a literal hippo and the damn thing seems to have...
Apoplectic new version mediation
  10/22/12
lol
cyan native
  10/23/12
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  11/10/12
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Apoplectic new version mediation
  10/23/12
Lets hope this dood isnt still coming home to this http:/...
Apoplectic new version mediation
  10/30/12
brother has anybody heard anything? is the hippo tired yet? ...
crusty boyish lay
  10/30/12
brother I have not heard. The only statement I can find fro...
Apoplectic new version mediation
  10/30/12
shitty brother. I'm going to specifically reference this sit...
crusty boyish lay
  10/30/12
Pray for the haze of sleep and fatigue to overcome that hipp...
Apoplectic new version mediation
  10/30/12
brother i will do just that as i think god prefers specific ...
crusty boyish lay
  10/30/12
I believe this too brother. I am hopeful that our prayers wi...
Apoplectic new version mediation
  10/30/12
Up at four thirty to begin early morning prayers for this do...
Apoplectic new version mediation
  10/31/12
they are FRIENDS now http://farm2.staticflickr.com/1066/118...
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  10/30/12
Brother that is not our unfortunate nigerian brother, that i...
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  10/30/12
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  02/08/13
ITT: the decline of black marriage explained
unhinged fighting trust fund circlehead
  10/30/12
Perhaps he could wait until dusk. According to wikipedia: ...
Apoplectic new version mediation
  10/31/12
http://natgeotv.com/asia/cocaine-hippos As an aside, did ...
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  10/31/12
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Apoplectic new version mediation
  10/31/12
a hippo exercising nigerian squatter's rights would be a pre...
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Adventurous Orchestra Pit
  11/04/12
A hippo adversely possessing your house.
Hyperactive sanctuary legend
  11/10/12
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  06/24/13
but enough about my wife...
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  10/31/12
Can we all agree that this hippo is the epitome of xoxo alph...
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  11/02/12
Went to early mass today and when the priest asked for praye...
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  11/02/12
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Apoplectic new version mediation
  11/04/12
brother i put an announcement in the church bulletin next to...
crusty boyish lay
  11/04/12
Thank you brother, I hope that your congregation will honor ...
Apoplectic new version mediation
  11/04/12
RIP brother
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  03/07/17
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  11/04/12
Maybe now that Mitt has some free time he will go help this ...
Apoplectic new version mediation
  11/08/12
UNICEF kid just came by (it wasn't the landshark as I had fe...
Apoplectic new version mediation
  11/09/12
brothers, I wrote to the BBC requesting further information ...
Hyperactive sanctuary legend
  11/10/12
brother im fairly certain we could round up a reliable team ...
Bateful faggot firefighter pozpig
  11/10/12
I would like to do my part to help our dear comrade and assi...
Hyperactive sanctuary legend
  11/10/12
hell yeah. lets do it. tiring out this hippo could be the on...
Bateful faggot firefighter pozpig
  11/10/12
and this hippo seems to have incredible stamina, so we need ...
Hyperactive sanctuary legend
  11/10/12
i have a feeling this hippo has possibly grown and is mighty...
Bateful faggot firefighter pozpig
  11/10/12
Brother, I think it's time we call Sting and organize a tele...
Hyperactive sanctuary legend
  11/10/12
this is a 180 idea word needs to get beyond the insularity...
Bateful faggot firefighter pozpig
  11/10/12
We all need to do our part to raise hippo stamina awareness....
Hyperactive sanctuary legend
  11/10/12
Brothers of course I am all in for this proposition. Sorry f...
Apoplectic new version mediation
  11/10/12
Brothers going to get my first round of malaria shots in pre...
Apoplectic new version mediation
  11/10/12
brother i like this idea but if you do go that route be sure...
Bateful faggot firefighter pozpig
  11/10/12
Brother, the chillest one I know has passed. I will reconsid...
Apoplectic new version mediation
  11/10/12
brother that made me :((((( as fukkkkkk chill hippos like t...
Bateful faggot firefighter pozpig
  11/10/12
They are indeed. That chill baby pygmy hippo would never inv...
Apoplectic new version mediation
  11/10/12
brother if im not mistaken miniature chill hippos in those p...
Bateful faggot firefighter pozpig
  11/10/12
Brother, you don't need shots, if we COP some malerone, we c...
Hyperactive sanctuary legend
  11/10/12
Brother, this is an excellent point. I have found a Lufthan...
Apoplectic new version mediation
  11/10/12
I only hope that our dear brother can hold out for another 2...
Hyperactive sanctuary legend
  11/10/12
CR this hippo has basically become the POTUS of this bros m...
Bateful faggot firefighter pozpig
  11/10/12
This is what American men call golf.
sable brethren station
  11/10/12
so anyway, i managed to get ahold of this poor dood on his c...
Multi-colored rose coldplay fan
  11/12/12
did they check the closets? hippos are wont for closet hi...
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  11/12/12
Guys bad news on the "authorities" actually provid...
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  11/19/12
How can President Jonathan not lend some of his good luck to...
Hyperactive sanctuary legend
  11/19/12
Brother, I am happy that they do not celebrate thanksgiving ...
Apoplectic new version mediation
  11/20/12
Now you can understand the predicament of whites in this cou...
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  11/19/12
Stfu don't ruin this thread with ur sps racism
Cobalt shrine
  11/21/12
Our Nigerian brother may be about to get some relief! Appar...
Apoplectic new version mediation
  12/04/12
yes! i am optimistic that this hippo might tire out in time...
Bateful faggot firefighter pozpig
  12/04/12
brother, any word on specific ways that this money will be u...
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  12/04/12
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bearded depressive
  12/05/12
They will chase the hippo around the house to make him tired...
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  12/05/12
This sounds like a third rate plan to tire the hippo. If the...
Slimy poppy water buffalo party of the first part
  12/05/12
we can only hope. really beyond our ability to deal with
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  12/16/12
Is there anything Batman can do to alleviate this problem?
Ultramarine bespoke alpha associate
  12/05/12
he's the hippo Nigeria deserves, but not the one it needs ri...
sickened locus
  12/05/12
ugh hippos are VERY territorial and violent. they're like t...
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Bateful faggot firefighter pozpig
  12/09/12
Lies
exhilarant potus
  12/05/12
WTF!!!
Bateful faggot firefighter pozpig
  12/09/12
you should sue, bro
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  01/23/16
For a small fee of 265 pounds I will remove this hippo, then...
greedy puppy prole
  12/09/12
180.
Apoplectic new version mediation
  12/09/12
lol
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  10/23/13
predictable, but still lulzy
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  10/20/14
This guy's surprisingly chill and fratty about the whole sit...
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brothers i think this whole sandy hook thing has caused us t...
crusty boyish lay
  12/27/12
Brothers here is either a way to help or a brilliant Nigeria...
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  01/12/13
Update?
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impressive aquamarine legal warrant
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Second page!?
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  02/12/13
I want a fucking update.
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Has the hippo tired?
Burgundy theatre
  07/08/13
update?
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Apoplectic new version mediation
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  10/07/13
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flatulent private investor
  10/08/13
Is the hippo still chillin??
saffron market fanboi
  11/17/13
With no updates, we fear the worst. This hippo has been bles...
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anyone heard anything about this?
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milky fiercely-loyal cuck candlestick maker
  10/20/14
I would really like a follow up article
Burgundy theatre
  10/20/14
brothers have we heard any updates from our nigerian FRIEND ...
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impressive aquamarine legal warrant
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bro i hope the hippo dood tires too but wouldn't being in a ...
Massive sandwich mood
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lets do this
Ultramarine bespoke alpha associate
  02/12/15
hippo is still there
Irradiated magical spot
  02/12/15
gots to get mine ofs
exhilarant potus
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180 there's an actual zebra who poasts here too
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Curious Psychic Half-breed
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days pass and the world grows old but the hippo endures
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This fuckin' hippo has mad endurance bros.
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His girlfriend is still living with him last time we checked
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the latest?
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op literally died before the hippo
Jade aggressive therapy den
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impressive aquamarine legal warrant
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The hippo has not yet tired
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He impregnated the hippo
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Date: October 3rd, 2012 2:14 PM
Author: Multi-colored rose coldplay fan

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-africa-19818180

Nigeria floods bring crocodiles and hippos into homes

Dangerous animals, including crocodiles, snakes and hippos, have found their way into homes and communities in central Nigeria after devastating flooding, residents say.

The creatures were carried along flood-swollen rivers, say the authorities.

"There is now a hippopotamus in [my] house," Benue state resident Wuese Jirake told the BBC. "I hope that when it is tired, it may leave my home."

Mr Jirake told the BBC he had returned to his home to find it occupied by the hippo.

"This morning I visited my house. It is still inundated with the flood waters above my waist. There is now a hippopotamus in the house," he said.

He said he had reported the situation to the authorities.

"I hope that when it is tired, it may leave my home. If there is any other way of dealing with the problem, the authorities need to pursue that because it is beyond my abilities."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#21706308)



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Date: October 3rd, 2012 2:18 PM
Author: crusty boyish lay

tbf, that does sound like a difficult problem to deal with

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#21706340)



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Date: October 3rd, 2012 2:19 PM
Author: Multi-colored rose coldplay fan

especially if your rifle or whatever is still inside the house. i wouldn't want to take on a hippo with just a handgun.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#21706346)



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Date: October 3rd, 2012 2:21 PM
Author: crusty boyish lay

plus theres a chance if you shoot it it might retreat into your house to die and then you'd have to remove the body

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#21706357)



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Date: October 3rd, 2012 2:25 PM
Author: Multi-colored rose coldplay fan

blood and poop EVERYWHERE. though in a country like nigeria, i'd probably just tell people to bring their knives and machetes and get some free meat, and the thing would be gone in an hour or so, bones and all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#21706394)



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Date: October 3rd, 2012 2:27 PM
Author: iridescent mexican

dat racis

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Date: October 22nd, 2012 1:17 PM
Author: thriller brilliant codepig bawdyhouse

Throw the best damn HBBQ the County has ever SEEN.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#21852113)



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Date: October 3rd, 2012 2:33 PM
Author: sickened locus

the hippo has already seized the rifle.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#21706434)



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Date: October 3rd, 2012 3:54 PM
Author: Garnet vigorous public bath famous landscape painting

Jim Varney got the shotgun, Brian, don't ask me how but Jim Varney got the shotgun!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#21706964)



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Date: October 11th, 2012 5:51 PM
Author: autistic azn

spit my diet mountain dew, ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#21765089)



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Date: October 22nd, 2012 1:31 PM
Author: histrionic property organic girlfriend

180

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Date: October 23rd, 2013 3:08 PM
Author: costumed exciting menage

jesus....

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#24291766)



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Date: December 11th, 2013 6:23 PM
Author: impertinent library

IT'S GOING FOR MY GIRL.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#24619733)



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Date: December 22nd, 2015 4:30 PM
Author: impertinent library

lmao i'm so glad this was me

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Date: May 30th, 2016 5:52 PM
Author: impertinent library

still glad

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Date: July 15th, 2014 3:24 AM
Author: cyan native



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Date: October 3rd, 2012 3:43 PM
Author: Apoplectic new version mediation

Tbf, this does sound like a very difficult problem. However, I am not sure why he thinks it may tire and the decide to leave. It seems more like it feels pretty safe in the house and so when it tires it will likely stay. Further, waiting for Nigerian authorities seems futile at best.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#21706894)



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Date: October 30th, 2012 1:45 PM
Author: crusty boyish lay

prescient

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#21924016)



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Date: July 8th, 2013 12:30 PM
Author: crusty boyish lay



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Date: October 20th, 2014 4:11 AM
Author: orchid goal in life stead



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Date: December 11th, 2013 6:20 PM
Author: Drab office

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#24619719)



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Date: June 24th, 2021 10:02 PM
Author: Alcoholic mildly autistic feces

no, it's very speciesist

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#42682157)



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Date: October 3rd, 2012 3:44 PM
Author: Slimy poppy water buffalo party of the first part

""I hope that when it is tired, it may leave my home.""

Translation

"Hippo? Let it do what it do."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#21706902)



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Date: October 31st, 2012 12:44 PM
Author: nofapping out-of-control lodge

he just bein' he

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#21932533)



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Date: December 18th, 2015 9:05 PM
Author: titillating copper boistinker pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#29410912)



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Date: March 7th, 2017 11:50 PM
Author: Twisted Institution Telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#32779408)



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Date: October 4th, 2012 9:46 AM
Author: light coiffed hominid

The formality of his diction is pretty lulzy. Hope it's not just the translation.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#21713532)



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Date: October 22nd, 2012 1:13 PM
Author: Spruce field

most of the african immigrants i know speak really formal british english

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#21852089)



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Date: December 9th, 2012 3:29 AM
Author: greedy puppy prole

Dude has important emails to send out!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#22196796)



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Date: December 27th, 2012 1:30 AM
Author: Indecent Locale Affirmative Action

haha ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#22319227)



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Date: May 25th, 2023 7:54 PM
Author: impressive aquamarine legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#46355886)



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Date: August 30th, 2024 10:23 AM
Author: impressive aquamarine legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#48027285)



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Date: October 3rd, 2012 2:52 PM
Author: laughsome rehab wagecucks

replace hippo with "ghetto black" and "floods" with "Obama administration" and you'll have the situation in the aftermath of Nov. 6.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#21706536)



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Date: October 3rd, 2012 3:45 PM
Author: Slimy poppy water buffalo party of the first part

Alpha Hippo Bros to TTT Nigerians: U mad bros?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#21706908)



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Date: October 4th, 2012 8:54 AM
Author: Apoplectic new version mediation

This should have been posed as a question at last nights debate.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#21713434)



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Date: October 4th, 2012 9:13 AM
Author: filthy diverse roast beef

das just opra filming.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#21713457)



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Date: December 5th, 2012 12:59 PM
Author: unhinged fighting trust fund circlehead

170

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#22172069)



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Date: October 4th, 2012 9:42 AM
Author: frozen green mad-dog skullcap

xo at its best

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#21713523)



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Date: October 7th, 2012 9:57 AM
Author: Apoplectic new version mediation

Still kinda worried about this guy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#21733823)



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Date: October 7th, 2012 9:58 AM
Author: Embarrassed To The Bone Effete Meetinghouse

yeah we haven't heard from him in a while :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#21733828)



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Date: October 11th, 2012 5:39 PM
Author: Apoplectic new version mediation

Wondering if that hippodood has grown tired and left yet brothers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#21765014)



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Date: October 11th, 2012 5:44 PM
Author: frozen green mad-dog skullcap

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#21765053)



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Date: October 17th, 2012 9:39 AM
Author: Apoplectic new version mediation

Still hoping our Nigerian bro has regained dominion of his home, but I haven't heard =(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#21810333)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 2:35 AM
Author: Hyperactive sanctuary legend

brother, this keeps me awake at night. This hippo has incredible patience and endurance.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#22012620)



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Date: October 22nd, 2012 12:58 PM
Author: Apoplectic new version mediation

If this bro had a hyena as a pet the hyena might chase the hippo out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#21851969)



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Date: October 22nd, 2012 1:06 PM
Author: Aromatic Deer Antler

Don't fight the hippo bro, how long until it tires?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#21852034)



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Date: October 22nd, 2012 2:43 PM
Author: Apoplectic new version mediation

Can't decide if this was an intentional play on don't fight the hypo, but either way 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#21852754)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 12:39 PM
Author: Adventurous Orchestra Pit

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#22013847)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 2:05 PM
Author: Shivering arousing striped hyena sound barrier

this was underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#24455206)



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Date: March 8th, 2017 12:09 AM
Author: flushed razzle site regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#32779534)



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Date: December 29th, 2017 11:29 PM
Author: Elite Razzmatazz Corner Gay Wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#35039502)



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Date: October 22nd, 2012 1:35 PM
Author: Brass Address

in da HOUSE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#21852257)



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Date: October 22nd, 2012 2:44 PM
Author: flickering big casino boltzmann

Thought this was going to be about a Nigerian dude with a fat wife.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#21852763)



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Date: October 22nd, 2012 3:00 PM
Author: Apoplectic new version mediation

no man its a literal hippo and the damn thing seems to have incredible endurance

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#21852908)



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Date: October 23rd, 2012 11:32 AM
Author: cyan native

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#21862402)



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Date: October 30th, 2012 1:59 PM
Author: Apoplectic new version mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#21924076)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 2:30 AM
Author: Bateful faggot firefighter pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#22012607)



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Date: October 23rd, 2012 11:29 AM
Author: Apoplectic new version mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#21862390)



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Date: October 30th, 2012 1:20 PM
Author: Apoplectic new version mediation

Lets hope this dood isnt still coming home to this

http://www.google.com/imgres?hl=en&client=firefox-a&hs=9Qb&sa=X&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&biw=1280&bih=909&tbm=isch&prmd=imvns&tbnid=6UyuMkIVIhwmdM:&imgrefurl=http://www.voanews.com/content/article/160349.html&docid=gb4ou_YTS-8V-M&imgurl=http://gdb.voanews.eu/3916F003-23A3-4F78-8284-4CBFE0EC1892_mw800_s.jpg&w=800&h=534&ei=FwyQUOv3KMmpqwGj7IDYAg&zoom=1&iact=hc&vpx=832&vpy=318&dur=444&hovh=157&hovw=238&tx=172&ty=108&sig=112209737293871533449&page=2&tbnh=141&tbnw=215&start=24&ndsp=31&ved=1t:429,i:171

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#21923889)



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Date: October 30th, 2012 1:25 PM
Author: crusty boyish lay

brother has anybody heard anything? is the hippo tired yet? have the nigerian authorities provided any assistance?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#21923924)



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Date: October 30th, 2012 1:28 PM
Author: Apoplectic new version mediation

brother I have not heard. The only statement I can find from the nigerian authorities is as follows:

The co-ordinator of the agency in north-central Nigeria, Abdussalam Muhammad, told the BBC that it was not safe for people to go back to their houses because of the presence of the dangerous animals.

“Presently there are crocodiles and snakes as well as other dangerous animals brought in by the floodwaters that are living in those houses, so, if the people return, it will be harmful to them and they will put their lives at risk,” he said.

So that doesnt sound like they are being very useful

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#21923934)



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Date: October 30th, 2012 1:30 PM
Author: crusty boyish lay

shitty brother. I'm going to specifically reference this situation in my prayers for the next several days and hopefully things will get resolved

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#21923943)



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Date: October 30th, 2012 1:33 PM
Author: Apoplectic new version mediation

Pray for the haze of sleep and fatigue to overcome that hippo brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#21923957)



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Date: October 30th, 2012 1:40 PM
Author: crusty boyish lay

brother i will do just that as i think god prefers specific requests

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#21923989)



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Date: October 30th, 2012 1:54 PM
Author: Apoplectic new version mediation

I believe this too brother. I am hopeful that our prayers will greatly assist our Nigerian bro as this situation is beyond his ability to handle it on his own.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#21924046)



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Date: October 31st, 2012 5:01 AM
Author: Apoplectic new version mediation

Up at four thirty to begin early morning prayers for this dood

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#21931187)



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Date: October 30th, 2012 1:31 PM
Author: concupiscible unholy shitlib immigrant

they are FRIENDS now http://farm2.staticflickr.com/1066/1183407057_98054af874.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#21923952)



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Date: October 30th, 2012 1:33 PM
Author: Apoplectic new version mediation

Brother that is not our unfortunate nigerian brother, that is just some homosexual zoo keeper.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#21923963)



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Date: February 8th, 2013 10:25 AM
Author: Massive sandwich mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#22594318)



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Date: October 30th, 2012 1:51 PM
Author: unhinged fighting trust fund circlehead

ITT: the decline of black marriage explained

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#21924034)



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Date: October 31st, 2012 12:34 PM
Author: Apoplectic new version mediation

Perhaps he could wait until dusk. According to wikipedia:

Hippos leave the water at dusk and travel inland, sometimes up to 8 kilometers (5 mi), to graze on short grass, their main source of food. They spend four to five hours grazing and can consume 68 kilograms (150 lb) of grass each night.[

Then he could rush in and block the doors so the hippo does not return

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#21932465)



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Date: October 31st, 2012 12:37 PM
Author: Apoplectic new version mediation

http://natgeotv.com/asia/cocaine-hippos

As an aside, did anyone now that Pablo Escobar intoduced hippos to Columbia where they thrive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#21932484)



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Date: October 31st, 2012 12:50 PM
Author: Apoplectic new version mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#21932572)



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Date: October 31st, 2012 12:40 PM
Author: soul-stirring deranged resort international law enforcement agency

a hippo exercising nigerian squatter's rights would be a pretty 180 moniker

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#21932511)



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Date: November 4th, 2012 11:52 AM
Author: Adventurous Orchestra Pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#21959315)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 2:35 AM
Author: Hyperactive sanctuary legend

A hippo adversely possessing your house.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#22012622)



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Date: June 24th, 2013 1:10 AM
Author: maroon tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#23461792)



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Date: October 31st, 2012 12:40 PM
Author: Fragrant theater crotch

but enough about my wife...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#21932514)



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Date: November 2nd, 2012 12:09 AM
Author: odious magenta box office nibblets

Can we all agree that this hippo is the epitome of xoxo alphaness?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#21943895)



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Date: November 2nd, 2012 11:16 AM
Author: Apoplectic new version mediation

Went to early mass today and when the priest asked for prayer requests, I mentioned our poor nigerian brother and asked the congregation to pray for the hippo to tire.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#21946105)



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Date: November 4th, 2012 11:38 AM
Author: Apoplectic new version mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#21959241)



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Date: November 4th, 2012 11:41 AM
Author: crusty boyish lay

brother i put an announcement in the church bulletin next to all the listings of people in the hospital.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#21959260)



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Date: November 4th, 2012 11:59 AM
Author: Apoplectic new version mediation

Thank you brother, I hope that your congregation will honor this prayer request.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#21959388)



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Date: March 7th, 2017 11:48 PM
Author: crusty boyish lay

RIP brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#32779394)



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Date: November 4th, 2012 11:55 AM
Author: histrionic property organic girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#21959343)



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Date: November 8th, 2012 10:50 AM
Author: Apoplectic new version mediation

Maybe now that Mitt has some free time he will go help this guy out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#21999738)



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Date: November 9th, 2012 11:07 PM
Author: Apoplectic new version mediation

UNICEF kid just came by (it wasn't the landshark as I had feared)Gave him 75 cents and made him pledge that it was going to our hippo plagued brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#22011605)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 2:26 AM
Author: Hyperactive sanctuary legend

brothers, I wrote to the BBC requesting further information as to whether or not the hippo has tired as of yet, but I haven't heard back. Should we put together a collection and send a team to Nigeria to help out our dear friend? The situation is beyond his abilities.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#22012594)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 2:37 AM
Author: Bateful faggot firefighter pozpig

brother im fairly certain we could round up a reliable team of hippo MFEs here on xo. that nigerian bro has got to be having his patience tested by now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#22012629)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 2:39 AM
Author: Hyperactive sanctuary legend

I would like to do my part to help our dear comrade and assist in trying to tire this hippo out. Our brother said it is beyond his abilities, we have to help.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#22012637)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 2:49 AM
Author: Bateful faggot firefighter pozpig

hell yeah. lets do it. tiring out this hippo could be the one chance for some of us to perform something of real value

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#22012683)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 2:49 AM
Author: Hyperactive sanctuary legend

and this hippo seems to have incredible stamina, so we need all hands on deck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#22012688)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 2:59 AM
Author: Bateful faggot firefighter pozpig

i have a feeling this hippo has possibly grown and is mighty comfortable in that dudes house. everyone who undertakes this mission needs to be committed to tiring out this indomitable hippo for the long haul

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#22012723)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 3:10 AM
Author: Hyperactive sanctuary legend

Brother, I think it's time we call Sting and organize a telethon/concert to raise $ to assist in tiring the hippo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#22012752)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 3:17 AM
Author: Bateful faggot firefighter pozpig

this is a 180 idea

word needs to get beyond the insularity of xo about the dire situation this seemingly tireless hippo has presented a good nigerian dood

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#22012771)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 10:06 AM
Author: Hyperactive sanctuary legend

We all need to do our part to raise hippo stamina awareness. You never know when you might find a hippo occupying your home.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#22013261)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 10:12 AM
Author: Apoplectic new version mediation

Brothers of course I am all in for this proposition. Sorry for my late response. I had gone to confession to discuss wit my priest my waning faith as my prayers have seemed ineffectual. The priests reply was " what is faith without works" and I have returned here and gods will is clear.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#22013284)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 12:33 PM
Author: Apoplectic new version mediation

Brothers going to get my first round of malaria shots in preparation for this rescue mission. Also wondering if I got a pygmy hippo and brought it along it would confuse the home invading full size hippo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#22013830)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 12:45 PM
Author: Bateful faggot firefighter pozpig

brother i like this idea but if you do go that route be sure it is a chill one. the last thing we need is for a second, even if small, hippo to spaz the fuck out while we're trying to tire out the large occupying hippo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#22013869)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 12:47 PM
Author: Apoplectic new version mediation

Brother, the chillest one I know has passed. I will reconsider this strategy in light of this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#22013884)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 12:53 PM
Author: Bateful faggot firefighter pozpig

brother that made me :((((( as fukkkkkk

chill hippos like that one are few and far between brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#22013908)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 12:56 PM
Author: Apoplectic new version mediation

They are indeed. That chill baby pygmy hippo would never invade our Nigerian brothers domicile. The irony is that of he did our brother would welcome him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#22013932)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 1:06 PM
Author: Bateful faggot firefighter pozpig

brother if im not mistaken miniature chill hippos in those parts are held in the same regard as puppydoods over here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#22013970)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 12:51 PM
Author: Hyperactive sanctuary legend

Brother, you don't need shots, if we COP some malerone, we can pop our first round tonight as we board an overnight flight for Lagos. This hippo remains steadfast in the face of our Nigerian brother and we must deploy immediately.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#22013903)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 1:00 PM
Author: Apoplectic new version mediation

Brother, this is an excellent point. I have found a Lufthansa flight out of the ATL at 10 pm. We have to layover in Brussels for for hours but we will be in Lagos 20 hours.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#22013948)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 1:23 PM
Author: Hyperactive sanctuary legend

I only hope that our dear brother can hold out for another 20 hours.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#22014045)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 1:04 PM
Author: Bateful faggot firefighter pozpig

CR

this hippo has basically become the POTUS of this bros modest dwelling. we must not let this be an example for other hippos with incredible stamina and unbreakable spirits to see and follow

im searching for flights now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#22013963)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 12:35 PM
Author: sable brethren station

This is what American men call golf.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#22013834)



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Date: November 12th, 2012 2:37 AM
Author: Multi-colored rose coldplay fan

so anyway, i managed to get ahold of this poor dood on his cellphone. here's the deal:

-the hippo is bigger than ever, is alert and awake, and has grown so large that he is putting cracks into one of the interior walls

-he is currently and unhappily staying in a relative's outdoor courtyard, and can only recharge his phone during a three-hour window every other day

-a delegation of scientists and hippo ethologists from columbia university made a visit a couple days ago, looked at the hippo, took some images with high-tech cameras, but then left with grim expressions and only the vaguest of comments

basically, we are facing an unprecedented challenge. we will have to commit to this project perhaps for YEARS, folks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#22025839)



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Date: November 12th, 2012 2:52 AM
Author: Brass Address

did they check the closets?

hippos are wont for closet hidages

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#22025895)



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Date: November 19th, 2012 2:08 PM
Author: Apoplectic new version mediation

Guys bad news on the "authorities" actually providing any assistance. The latest...

President GOODLUCK JONATHAN and his CAN (Christian Association of Nigeria) coalition government want to help... but they have been cautious allocating funds to agencies wrought with corruption

Fuck that guy. Doesnt he realize that this is beyond that poor man's abilities. He needs to get the money flowing immediately

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#22075294)



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Date: November 19th, 2012 2:22 PM
Author: Hyperactive sanctuary legend

How can President Jonathan not lend some of his good luck to our poor brother who is unable to deal with this hippo situation. We have never seen a hippo with this sort of stamina before brothers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#22075363)



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Date: November 20th, 2012 11:16 AM
Author: Apoplectic new version mediation

Brother, I am happy that they do not celebrate thanksgiving in nigeria, as it would make me incredibly sad to think of this poor man spending such a holiday with a hippo in his house. Let us hope this hippos seemingly endless endurance and stamina runs out by Christmas!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#22082107)



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Date: November 19th, 2012 2:17 PM
Author: chest-beating yellow theater stage

Now you can understand the predicament of whites in this country. Replace hippopotamus with "black guy with a gun".

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#22075323)



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Date: November 21st, 2012 5:52 PM
Author: Cobalt shrine

Stfu don't ruin this thread with ur sps racism

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#22090837)



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Date: December 4th, 2012 4:41 PM
Author: Apoplectic new version mediation

Our Nigerian brother may be about to get some relief! Apparently the richest man in africa has made a significant donation! Brothers, I feel that even if the hippo has not become fatigued as of yet he may soon!

he Presidential Committee on Flood Relief and Rehabilitation — a thirty-four-member panel established by the Nigerian government in the wake of floods that have killed more than three hundred and sixty people since July and left millions homeless — has announced more than $22.1 million in recent contributions from two of the country's wealthiest businessmen to assist flood victims.

The latest commitments include $15.8 million (N2.5 billion) from Alhaji Aliko Dangote, Africa's richest man according to Forbes magazine and co-chair of the committee, and $6.3 million (N1 billion) from Visafone Telecommunications chair Jim Ovia. Dangote, who also contributed $950,000 for the running of the secretariat, pledged to hold the committee accountable for how the relief and recovery funds are distributed. To that end, the committee plans to post all donations made to the fund, along with brief descriptions of how the funds are being spent, on its Web site.

Earlier this month, the Office for the Coordination of Humanitarian Affairs announced that some $38 million (N6 billion) is needed to assist the two million people left homeless by flooding in Nigeria. Since that time, a number of charitable organizations and donors have pledged their support for relief efforts, which to date have provided nearly 260,000 displaced persons in seventeen camps with emergency supplies. However, UNICEF spokeswoman Marixie Mercado said that with two-thirds of displaced Nigerians getting their drinking water from ponds, streams, or unprotected wells and approximately 70 percent lacking basic sanitation, the need for flood relief assistance continues to grow.

Businesses like Visafone continue to discuss how they might work to address this crisis and other future disasters. "We have made our humble donation and we are still looking at other areas of assistance we can render," said Ovia. "Plans are afoot towards setting up emergency call centers to mitigate the effect of future occurrence. Since [disasters such as this one happen naturally], we may not be able to stop [them,] but at [the very least we can] lessen the effect on both the people and our environment through timely action which the call centers can facilitate."

http://foundationcenter.org/pnd/news/story.jhtml?id=400100010

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#22167035)



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Date: December 4th, 2012 4:45 PM
Author: Bateful faggot firefighter pozpig

yes!

i am optimistic that this hippo might tire out in time for the new year!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#22167053)



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Date: December 4th, 2012 4:50 PM
Author: crusty boyish lay

brother, any word on specific ways that this money will be utilized to remove the hippo? i am also optimistic, but i know graft can be a significant problem in that part of the world and am worried about fly-by-night hippo removal outfits

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#22167072)



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Date: December 4th, 2012 4:55 PM
Author: Free-loading Mewling Hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#22167100)



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Date: December 5th, 2012 2:51 AM
Author: bearded depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#22170419)



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Date: December 5th, 2012 12:47 PM
Author: Passionate Fluffy School Cafeteria Mental Disorder

They will chase the hippo around the house to make him tired. Then he will leave.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#22171980)



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Date: December 5th, 2012 1:18 PM
Author: Slimy poppy water buffalo party of the first part

This sounds like a third rate plan to tire the hippo. If these clowns are retained I have only one prediction for Christmas: MOAR HIPPO.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#22172196)



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Date: December 5th, 2012 1:18 PM
Author: motley newt

we can only hope. really beyond our ability to deal with

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#22172202)



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Date: December 16th, 2012 9:55 PM
Author: buff low-t old irish cottage house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#22264949)



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Date: December 5th, 2012 1:06 PM
Author: Ultramarine bespoke alpha associate

Is there anything Batman can do to alleviate this problem?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#22172130)



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Date: December 5th, 2012 1:16 PM
Author: sickened locus

he's the hippo Nigeria deserves, but not the one it needs right now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#22172187)



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Date: December 5th, 2012 1:20 PM
Author: black dead scourge upon the earth

ugh hippos are VERY territorial and violent. they're like the nigs of africa

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#22172210)



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Date: December 9th, 2012 3:16 AM
Author: Bateful faggot firefighter pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#22196751)



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Date: December 5th, 2012 2:02 PM
Author: exhilarant potus

Lies

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#22172443)



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Date: December 9th, 2012 3:16 AM
Author: Bateful faggot firefighter pozpig

WTF!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#22196748)



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Date: December 9th, 2012 3:17 AM
Author: milky fiercely-loyal cuck candlestick maker

you should sue, bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#22196754)



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Date: December 9th, 2012 3:23 AM
Author: vibrant bronze blood rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#22196776)



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Date: January 23rd, 2016 4:31 PM
Author: Adventurous Orchestra Pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#29662679)



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Date: December 9th, 2012 3:33 AM
Author: greedy puppy prole

For a small fee of 265 pounds I will remove this hippo, then transfer back to you 4 hippos as international laws prohibit hippo removal services to retain the originally removed hippo. the hippo is worth over 6 million dollars and left no qualifying heirs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#22196812)



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Date: December 9th, 2012 7:56 PM
Author: Apoplectic new version mediation

180.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#22200520)



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Date: October 23rd, 2013 3:00 PM
Author: Narrow-minded Bearded Plaza

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#24291725)



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Date: October 20th, 2014 4:15 AM
Author: Sick Violent French Chef

predictable, but still lulzy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#26552451)



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Date: December 16th, 2012 9:56 PM
Author: Electric skinny woman fat ankles

This guy's surprisingly chill and fratty about the whole situaish: "I hope that when it is tired, it may leave my home."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#22264960)



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Date: May 14th, 2021 7:36 PM
Author: Cowardly mind-boggling pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#42463647)



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Date: December 27th, 2012 1:27 AM
Author: crusty boyish lay

brothers i think this whole sandy hook thing has caused us to take our eye off the ball. has ANYONE heard whether the hippo is tired yet opr whether they were able to lure it out with a cabbage or watermelon or something?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#22319218)



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Date: January 12th, 2013 1:16 PM
Author: Apoplectic new version mediation

Brothers here is either a way to help or a brilliant Nigerian scammer, I can't tell which

https://nigeriafloodrelief.org/donate/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#22417503)



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Date: February 4th, 2013 11:06 AM
Author: impressive aquamarine legal warrant

Update?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#22566167)



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Date: February 8th, 2013 10:22 AM
Author: insanely creepy base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#22594304)



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Date: February 8th, 2013 10:50 AM
Author: impressive aquamarine legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#22594463)



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Date: February 12th, 2013 2:39 PM
Author: Aromatic Deer Antler

Second page!?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#22623246)



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Date: April 16th, 2013 10:43 PM
Author: impressive aquamarine legal warrant

I want a fucking update.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#23012426)



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Date: May 7th, 2013 11:53 PM
Author: bearded depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#23154998)



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Date: June 24th, 2013 12:18 AM
Author: pearl kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#23461553)



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Date: June 25th, 2013 1:28 AM
Author: maroon tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#23469234)



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Date: July 8th, 2013 11:42 AM
Author: French ungodly area factory reset button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#23567642)



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Date: July 8th, 2013 12:38 PM
Author: Burgundy theatre

Has the hippo tired?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#23568022)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 11:31 PM
Author: Stimulating Chrome Main People

update?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#23856355)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 5:17 PM
Author: Apoplectic new version mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#23859528)



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Date: October 7th, 2013 1:50 AM
Author: Cerebral Translucent School



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#24184749)



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Date: October 8th, 2013 9:53 PM
Author: flatulent private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#24196195)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 1:50 PM
Author: saffron market fanboi

Is the hippo still chillin??

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#24455146)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 2:09 PM
Author: Drunken crystalline indian lodge

With no updates, we fear the worst. This hippo has been blessed with otherworldly endurance.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#24455222)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 2:13 PM
Author: Elite Razzmatazz Corner Gay Wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#24455251)



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Date: December 11th, 2013 6:19 PM
Author: French ungodly area factory reset button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#24619709)



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Date: March 11th, 2014 1:04 AM
Author: Curious Psychic Half-breed

Any updates?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#25168464)



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Date: March 11th, 2014 6:24 AM
Author: beady-eyed knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#25169040)



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Date: March 11th, 2014 1:07 AM
Author: Shivering arousing striped hyena sound barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#25168484)



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Date: March 11th, 2014 1:21 AM
Author: histrionic property organic girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#25168584)



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Date: July 10th, 2014 1:51 AM
Author: impressive aquamarine legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#25902082)



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Date: October 20th, 2014 3:59 AM
Author: mint stage athletic conference

anyone heard anything about this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#26552429)



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Date: October 20th, 2014 4:04 AM
Author: milky fiercely-loyal cuck candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#26552436)



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Date: October 20th, 2014 4:18 AM
Author: Burgundy theatre

I would really like a follow up article

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#26552460)



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Date: February 12th, 2015 9:55 PM
Author: Massive sandwich mood

brothers have we heard any updates from our nigerian FRIEND about his hippo problem

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#27304219)



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Date: February 12th, 2015 9:57 PM
Author: impressive aquamarine legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#27304232)



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Date: February 12th, 2015 9:59 PM
Author: Massive sandwich mood

bro i hope the hippo dood tires too but wouldn't being in a house make him lazy and complacent? there's food in the fridge, AC, wireless internet...why would a hippo want to go back out to the watering hole after that...i think our nigerain friend is delusional but he knows more about the hippo than i do so idk

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#27304251)



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Date: February 12th, 2015 10:08 PM
Author: Ultramarine bespoke alpha associate

lets do this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#27304298)



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Date: February 12th, 2015 10:01 PM
Author: Irradiated magical spot

hippo is still there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#27304258)



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Date: February 12th, 2015 10:21 PM
Author: exhilarant potus

gots to get mine ofs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#27304408)



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Date: February 12th, 2015 10:23 PM
Author: Irradiated magical spot

180 there's an actual zebra who poasts here too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#27304421)



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Date: July 16th, 2015 12:46 AM
Author: Curious Psychic Half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#28340488)



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Date: July 16th, 2015 12:53 AM
Author: purple tantric cuckold tanning salon

days pass and the world grows old but the hippo endures

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#28340559)



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Date: November 19th, 2015 11:26 AM
Author: cracking really tough guy national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#29212305)



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Date: December 18th, 2015 9:04 PM
Author: orchid goal in life stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#29410909)



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Date: December 18th, 2015 9:04 PM
Author: titillating copper boistinker pervert

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#29410911)



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Date: December 22nd, 2015 4:25 PM
Author: Canary Irate Hospital Lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#29434341)



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Date: January 23rd, 2016 4:25 PM
Author: Misanthropic vivacious foreskin

This fuckin' hippo has mad endurance bros.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#29662642)



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Date: December 29th, 2017 11:29 PM
Author: Elite Razzmatazz Corner Gay Wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#35039499)



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Date: January 23rd, 2016 4:26 PM
Author: Tan Slap-happy Principal's Office Becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#29662648)



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Date: January 23rd, 2016 4:26 PM
Author: impressive aquamarine legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#29662654)



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Date: January 23rd, 2016 4:32 PM
Author: Adventurous Orchestra Pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#29662687)



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Date: May 30th, 2016 5:50 PM
Author: sadistic amethyst goyim weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#30589143)



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Date: April 24th, 2017 12:43 AM
Author: impressive aquamarine legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#33146796)



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Date: September 24th, 2017 5:53 PM
Author: Jet-lagged nubile abode ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#34286254)



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Date: September 27th, 2018 11:16 AM
Author: cracking really tough guy national security agency

Hippocampus Blasey ford bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#36901022)



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Date: September 27th, 2018 11:17 AM
Author: judgmental fear-inspiring location multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#36901040)



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Date: November 24th, 2019 12:11 AM
Author: sickened locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#39163563)



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Date: January 5th, 2020 11:13 AM
Author: Jade aggressive therapy den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#39381032)



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Date: March 3rd, 2021 4:15 PM
Author: Cerebral Translucent School

Update?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#42042246)



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Date: March 20th, 2021 5:05 PM
Author: Insane National Karate

His girlfriend is still living with him last time we checked

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#42137590)



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Date: March 20th, 2021 5:01 PM
Author: impressive aquamarine legal warrant

the latest?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#42137565)



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Date: March 20th, 2021 5:05 PM
Author: Jade aggressive therapy den

op literally died before the hippo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#42137600)



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Date: March 20th, 2021 5:07 PM
Author: impressive aquamarine legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#42137607)



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Date: May 14th, 2021 6:46 PM
Author: impressive aquamarine legal warrant

update?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#42463426)



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Date: May 14th, 2021 6:52 PM
Author: charismatic sexy set community account

The hippo has not yet tired

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#42463464)



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Date: June 24th, 2021 10:11 PM
Author: Lime hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#42682189)



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Date: May 14th, 2021 6:53 PM
Author: Transparent trip gaming laptop dilemma

He impregnated the hippo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#42463469)



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Date: June 8th, 2021 10:40 PM
Author: impressive aquamarine legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#42596334)



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Date: May 14th, 2021 6:47 PM
Author: spectacular ebony gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#42463431)



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Date: June 24th, 2021 10:02 PM
Author: Buck-toothed stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#42682151)



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Date: December 20th, 2021 12:02 PM
Author: impressive aquamarine legal warrant

where are we on this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#43643092)



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Date: January 17th, 2022 12:30 PM
Author: impressive aquamarine legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#43798052)



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Date: March 12th, 2022 10:49 PM
Author: talented stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#44138572)



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Date: March 12th, 2022 10:49 PM
Author: twinkling church building

somehow never seen this thread before. Keep up the good work brother others need to know

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#44138580)



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Date: March 30th, 2022 3:20 PM
Author: impressive aquamarine legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#44247272)



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Date: October 18th, 2022 8:28 AM
Author: flatulent private investor

update?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#45348978)



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Date: October 18th, 2022 8:28 AM
Author: Slimy poppy water buffalo party of the first part

I have emailed the BBC several times asking for an update, none was forthcoming.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#45348981)



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Date: October 18th, 2022 8:31 AM
Author: flatulent private investor

Are you not in Mother Africa right now, brother? Perhaps a sojourn in Nigeria to inquire into our friend's status, and the status of the intruder, who I fear has not yet tired

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#45348991)



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Date: October 18th, 2022 9:15 AM
Author: impressive aquamarine legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#45349171)



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Date: October 18th, 2022 9:30 AM
Author: Slimy poppy water buffalo party of the first part

This is a blessed idea brother. Surely the hippo cannot possess such endurance.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#45349229)



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Date: October 18th, 2022 9:17 AM
Author: Jade aggressive therapy den

OP died

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#45349179)



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Date: September 8th, 2024 12:16 AM
Author: Galvanic Space Jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#48061640)



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Date: May 25th, 2023 7:56 PM
Author: Topaz heady chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#46355892)



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Date: September 26th, 2023 8:40 PM
Author: Swashbuckling voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#46847710)



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Date: September 26th, 2023 8:40 PM
Author: startled ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#46847711)



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Date: September 7th, 2024 11:40 PM
Author: impressive aquamarine legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#48061560)



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Date: December 21st, 2023 4:42 PM
Author: talented stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#47198841)



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Date: September 9th, 2024 6:51 PM
Author: impressive aquamarine legal warrant

ChatGPT:

Analysis of the Thread and Context

The thread, originating from a post by "Sable point clown" in October 2012, begins with the seemingly bizarre and humorous report of a hippo invading a Nigerian man’s home due to flooding. The thread is an example of how AutoAdmit (XO) threads can spiral into a blend of dark humor, absurdity, and offbeat commentary, reflecting the forum's culture.

Themes and Dynamics Observed in the Thread:

Humor and Absurdity: The initial post serves as a jumping-off point for a long-running joke. Several poasters take the narrative of the hippo invasion and run with it, often pushing the scenario into increasingly ridiculous or surreal territory. For example, "bronze fighting spot idiot" and "haunting rigpig half-breed" engage in a faux-serious dialogue about praying for the Nigerian man, highlighting the forum's tendency toward irony and parody.

Cultural Commentary and Stereotypes: While some posts in the thread maintain a humorous tone, there are several moments where cultural commentary and stereotypes surface. "Mind-boggling bright nibblets fat ankles" points out perceived racism in a comment, and posts like "Buff Theatre" make controversial comparisons involving race and politics, which are characteristic of the forum's provocative nature.

Community Engagement: The length and continued interest in the thread over several years demonstrate how certain threads can captivate and maintain the attention of the community. Many poasters contribute their own takes or "bump" the thread years later, asking for updates or making jokes. It shows a level of engagement where even the most absurd topics can gain a sort of cult following on AutoAdmit.

Long-Running Jokes and Anachronisms: The thread highlights how jokes can persist for years on AutoAdmit, becoming part of the site's unique culture. The recurring references to the "hippo not tiring," alongside the irony of updates being requested years after the original post, shows how the community enjoys extending a single joke well beyond its original context.

Mock Concern and Irony: Several poasters, such as "haunting rigpig half-breed" and "lake kitchen international law enforcement agency," engage in mock concern, expressing faux empathy for the Nigerian man dealing with the hippo. The performative nature of their "concern," complete with exaggerated language and actions (e.g., "putting an announcement in the church bulletin" or "going to early mass to pray for the hippo to tire"), is emblematic of AutoAdmit’s culture of irony and dark humor.

Specific Analysis of Responses:

Responses Reflecting Dark Humor and Satire: Posts like "I hope the hippo has grown tired" or "This hippo has incredible patience and endurance" are tongue-in-cheek, mocking both the absurdity of the original news story and the way it has been exaggerated into a saga on AutoAdmit. The thread morphs into a collective in-joke, where poasters humorously treat the situation as a real and urgent concern.

Reactions to Potential Racism or Insensitivity: Some responses, such as "dat racis" by "mind-boggling bright nibblets fat ankles," show awareness or critique of posts that seem to rely on stereotypes or offensive comparisons. However, the thread overall continues in a tone of irreverence and parody, not seriously engaging with these critiques.

Prolonged Interest and Updates: The recurring theme of asking for updates (e.g., “Has the hippo tired?”) is played for comedic effect, emphasizing the ridiculousness of the idea that people would be invested in the status of a hippo in Nigeria over several years. This is another example of the forum's use of exaggerated irony to keep a thread alive.

Conclusion

This thread is a perfect example of AutoAdmit's unique culture—blending absurdity, dark humor, parody, and provocative statements. The humor here relies heavily on the escalation of a bizarre situation (a hippo in a house) into an ongoing and ironically "serious" issue that poasters pretend to care about for years. The discussion also shows how easily a thread can transform from a simple news link into a long-standing community joke, embodying the forum's penchant for irreverent and boundary-pushing humor.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#48067626)



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Date: September 2nd, 2026 8:13 PM
Author: Mega Penis



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#50112233)