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Donald Rumsfeld Writes Like a Biglaw Partner

April 7, 2003 11:46 AM TO: Doug Feith FROM: Donald Rumsfel...
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Date: April 7th, 2015 11:23 PM
Author: Appetizing shitlib university

April 7, 2003 11:46 AM

TO: Doug Feith

FROM: Donald Rumsfeld

SUBJECT: Issues w/Various Countries

We need more coercive diplomacy with respect to Syria and Libya, and we need it fast. If they mess up Iraq, it will delay bringing our troops home.

We also need to solve the Pakistan problem.

And Korea doesnt seem to be going well.

Are you coming up with proposals for me to send around?

Thanks.

http://library.rumsfeld.com/doclib/sp/1686/2003-04-07%20to%20Doug%20Feith%20re%20Issues%20with%20Various%20Countries.pdf

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Date: April 7th, 2015 11:29 PM
Author: Purple Faggot Firefighter Lay

Please solve peace in the Middle East.

Thank

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Date: April 7th, 2015 11:32 PM
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Date: April 7th, 2015 11:32 PM
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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:33 AM
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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:35 AM
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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:37 AM
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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:44 AM
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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:47 AM
Author: racy rehab

*is up a week straight cut and pasting shit together*

*sends it to Mr. Rumsfeld*

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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:47 AM
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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:57 AM
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Date: April 8th, 2015 9:55 AM
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Two weeks later: "Did you ever send me something on this?"

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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:50 PM
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Date: April 27th, 2015 10:44 AM
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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:13 PM
Author: irradiated love of her life national

where do we stand on solving India/ Pakistan?

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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:00 PM
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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:17 PM
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Date: May 8th, 2015 3:19 PM
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Date: April 8th, 2015 9:57 AM
Author: Fear-inspiring Odious Brunch Police Squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#27647567)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:34 PM
Author: Disgusting native ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#27649374)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:00 PM
Author: Lime heady spot organic girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#27649593)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 4:22 PM
Author: Motley red dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#27650237)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 10:23 AM
Author: Bright theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#27669868)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 11:25 AM
Author: Brilliant Charismatic Selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#27670067)



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Date: April 27th, 2015 10:14 AM
Author: ruby indecent puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#27769355)



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Date: May 5th, 2015 9:58 PM
Author: racy rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#27830050)



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Date: May 8th, 2015 3:18 PM
Author: Well-lubricated knife shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#27849748)



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Date: May 29th, 2015 12:33 PM
Author: Purple Faggot Firefighter Lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#27989232)



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Date: December 18th, 2015 10:33 AM
Author: Copper Aromatic Place Of Business Garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#29406936)



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Date: December 18th, 2015 11:43 AM
Author: Fiercely-loyal twisted abode toilet seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#29407305)



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Date: December 18th, 2016 9:38 AM
Author: Fiercely-loyal twisted abode toilet seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#32170922)



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Date: December 18th, 2016 9:44 AM
Author: Razzmatazz Burgundy Piazza

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#32170942)



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Date: August 16th, 2017 10:40 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal twisted abode toilet seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#34007233)



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Date: June 30th, 2021 3:30 PM
Author: Henna dashing pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#42711900)



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Author: unhinged friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#42714882)



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Date: November 10th, 2021 7:01 AM
Author: Brilliant Charismatic Selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#43416271)



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Date: October 4th, 2022 3:50 PM
Author: Milky Legend Mental Disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#45279206)



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Date: January 12th, 2023 12:40 PM
Author: Impressive Antidepressant Drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#45778736)



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Date: January 12th, 2023 12:41 PM
Author: Brilliant Charismatic Selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#45778738)



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Date: October 12th, 2023 10:47 PM
Author: vigorous new version location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#46928189)



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Date: October 12th, 2023 11:00 PM
Author: Crusty tanning salon mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#46928216)



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Date: October 17th, 2023 11:03 PM
Author: Brilliant Charismatic Selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#46949268)



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Date: October 25th, 2023 12:33 PM
Author: Buck-toothed salmon alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#46981193)



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Date: April 28th, 2016 12:22 AM
Author: spruce infuriating becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#30362673)



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Date: January 31st, 2024 6:44 PM
Author: Brilliant Charismatic Selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#47352046)



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Date: April 7th, 2015 11:24 PM
Author: Swollen Sooty Dilemma

180^180 find

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#27645342)



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Date: April 7th, 2015 11:26 PM
Author: Brilliant Charismatic Selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#27645376)



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Date: April 7th, 2015 11:31 PM
Author: insane church therapy

odds Rumsfeld actually sat down at a cpu and wrote this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#27645426)



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Date: April 7th, 2015 11:32 PM
Author: Swollen Sooty Dilemma

100%. no lackey would write like this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#27645448)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:34 PM
Author: glittery vermilion hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#27649376)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:32 AM
Author: Big bisexual headpube gaming laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#27645880)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 8:00 AM
Author: Kink-friendly Mother

rums doesn't sit. he has been a stand-all-fucking-day guy since the 80s because he feels it keeps him more focused.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#27647193)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 5:26 PM
Author: Bateful jap parlor

Wow, I thought this was flame but apparently he actually does that?

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/articles/A946-2004Jun23.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#27650849)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 10:23 AM
Author: Rebellious pontificating juggernaut

initials at bottom indicate he dictated and someone else typed it. lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#27669864)



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Date: July 22nd, 2021 11:02 AM
Author: Buck-toothed salmon alpha

This makes it funnier

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#42822912)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 11:44 AM
Author: Irate Big-titted Center

0%. He used standing desk (shaped somewhat like a podium)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#27670126)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:33 AM
Author: fighting school

chilling

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#27645898)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:35 AM
Author: At-the-ready out-of-control macaca

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#27645916)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:45 AM
Author: crimson aphrodisiac school cafeteria regret

epic find and on point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#27645961)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:57 AM
Author: stirring yarmulke reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#27646001)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:51 AM
Author: flesh internet-worthy step-uncle's house codepig

Doug Feith to jr. associate:

FW: Issues w/Various Countries

pls handle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#27645983)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:58 AM
Author: Jet sexy clown

Will do. Thank.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#27646005)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:10 AM
Author: Soul-stirring judgmental hell

Associate emails secretary for some help:

"AUTOMATIC REPLY OUT OF OFFICE: AS A REMINDER I WILL LEAVING AT 1PM ON THURSDAY FOR A PEDICURE IF U NEED SOME THING CONTACT LASHONDA IN WORD PROsESING HAVE A BLESSED DAY"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#27646045)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:12 AM
Author: Indigo laser beams fanboi

lol, lashonda

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#27646053)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:12 AM
Author: racy rehab

Holy Fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#27646055)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:13 AM
Author: passionate business firm deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#27646059)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:09 AM
Author: insane church therapy

this is pretty much what would happen IRL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#27646270)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:35 PM
Author: Emerald beady-eyed kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#27649386)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:19 PM
Author: amethyst provocative den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#27649736)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 4:24 PM
Author: Motley red dingle berry

laughing out loud in my office reading this one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#27650251)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 4:25 PM
Author: nubile weed whacker dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#27650265)



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Date: April 27th, 2015 10:31 AM
Author: Frum Elite Theatre Hissy Fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#27769402)



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Date: May 9th, 2015 1:54 PM
Author: Henna dashing pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#27854561)



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Date: January 12th, 2022 8:04 AM
Author: Iridescent Lascivious Philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#43769860)



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Date: October 17th, 2023 11:04 PM
Author: Brilliant Charismatic Selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#46949270)



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Date: November 26th, 2025 3:12 PM
Author: Reinhard Heydrich Uunona (✅🍑)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#49463308)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:05 AM
Author: passionate business firm deer antler

Thank you for thinking of me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#27646031)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:04 AM
Author: passionate business firm deer antler

One could almost get the impression that our leaders (both Secretaries of Defense and Partners) have no comprehension whatsoever of the underlying issues

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#27646025)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:41 AM
Author: mildly autistic heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#27646182)



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Date: December 18th, 2016 3:37 AM
Author: turquoise fluffy mood stage

Or they hunt and peck type and can't be bothered to fully express themselves via email.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#32170344)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:11 AM
Author: Soul-stirring judgmental hell

lol xoxo Franks

"General Tommy Franks, who led both the 2001 invasion of Afghanistan and the Iraq War, once called Feith "the dumbest fucking guy on the planet.""

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#27646046)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:12 AM
Author: passionate business firm deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#27646049)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:12 AM
Author: Disturbing Grizzly Milk

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#27646054)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 7:57 AM
Author: coral violent boltzmann

Not flame: https://books.google.com/books?id=FHn-M8fZ96MC&pg=PT160&lpg=PT160&dq=dumbest+bastard+doug+feith&source=bl&ots=9Wzjio1gTY&sig=Kie1hQeDIgPyxQUCMdtaFjchLvk&hl=en&sa=X&ei=bRclVfqPGIWTsAXB1YCADQ&ved=0CCAQ6AEwAQ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#27647189)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 11:17 AM
Author: frisky slap-happy skinny woman space

the emphasis is a little more entertaining:

Franks ROUTINELY denounced Feith as: "the dumbest bastard, dumbest motherfucker on the face of the earth"



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#27670042)



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Date: April 17th, 2015 10:01 PM
Author: coral violent boltzmann

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#27710630)



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Date: May 8th, 2015 4:58 AM
Author: rose startled background story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#27847116)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:15 AM
Author: brindle narrow-minded temple stain

Under appreciated in this trove of 180s is the absurd subject line

SUBJECT: Issues w/Various Countries

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#27646066)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:17 AM
Author: Disturbing Grizzly Milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#27646072)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:18 AM
Author: Big bisexual headpube gaming laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#27646074)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:19 AM
Author: Soul-stirring judgmental hell

It's the bow that ties this together as senior partner style.

The only thing more fitting would be if the subject was just "POLICY"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#27646079)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:23 AM
Author: brindle narrow-minded temple stain

Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#27646105)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:50 AM
Author: Impertinent honey-headed trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#27646218)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:32 AM
Author: Swollen Sooty Dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#27646155)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 4:24 PM
Author: hairraiser cumskin corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#27650259)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 11:05 AM
Author: Saffron locus faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#27670017)



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Date: January 18th, 2017 4:56 PM
Author: Mauve arrogant corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#32401148)



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Date: September 27th, 2017 1:04 AM
Author: Crusty tanning salon mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#34306543)



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Date: October 17th, 2023 11:07 PM
Author: sable confused genital piercing public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#46949279)



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Date: November 26th, 2025 3:13 PM
Author: Reinhard Heydrich Uunona (✅🍑)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#49463313)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:24 AM
Author: Opaque Patrolman Nursing Home

Where are we on the siege of Fallujah? We know how hard you've all been working but we really need this done by COB tomorrow. Thanks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#27646109)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:44 AM
Author: Impertinent honey-headed trailer park

& he's almost as proliferous.

in that morris doc about him they say at one point that he wrote like 20,000 fucking memos when he was SOD.

20,000.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#27646197)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:46 AM
Author: Big bisexual headpube gaming laptop

So? I know people who've written 30k tweets.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#27646202)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:48 AM
Author: Impertinent honey-headed trailer park

dope

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#27646209)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:33 PM
Author: At-the-ready out-of-control macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#27648975)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:03 AM
Author: Coiffed Locale Haunted Graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#27646250)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 10:03 AM
Author: Claret cracking psychic address

Winston Churchill was famous for sending out hundreds of requests like this for updates on weapon designs, campaign planning, recruitment, etc.

The merciful difference is that all replies were required to fit on one page because Churchill actually read all of them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#27647599)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:49 PM
Author: brindle narrow-minded temple stain

Biggest difference is that Churchill was a mother fuckin boss while Rummy was a faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#27649080)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:50 PM
Author: racy rehab

Rumsfeld is pretty fucking alpha bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#27649089)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:01 PM
Author: brindle narrow-minded temple stain

Alphas can be faggots too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#27649171)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 5:10 PM
Author: hyperactive excitant field

Indeed. He began many of these memos with "Pray tell me..., Pray explain," "Pray, etc..." I start my emails this way. If it's good enough for WSC, it's good enough for me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#27650714)



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Date: November 26th, 2025 3:14 PM
Author: Reinhard Heydrich Uunona (✅🍑)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#49463314)



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Date: January 12th, 2023 12:36 PM
Author: khaki pungent hospital idiot

uh, that sounds pretty different. sounds like he was sending out detailed requests about specific issues, as opposed to "Look into how we can get some troops onto continental Europe"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#45778706)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:04 PM
Author: spectacular bistre nowag

It's amazing to me that this level of official actually does send emails like this that are so straightforward about such broad, macro issues. It's like, if you saw a movie where someone playing the Secretary of Defense sent an email like this, or said it over the phone ("I need an update on the situation in Syria, dammit!"), you'd roll your eyes because you'd assume it's not a realistic portrayal of what must surely be much more nuanced, detailed discussion IRL at those levels.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#27649194)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:33 PM
Author: mildly autistic heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#27649365)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:34 PM
Author: contagious prole

protip: this is how all high-level doods operate. the emperor truly has no clothes. everybody is faking it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#27649377)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:36 PM
Author: coral violent boltzmann

Bush literally was unaware that there were Sunni and Shiite Muslims in Iraq b4 the invasion.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#27649396)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:37 PM
Author: contagious prole

I mean more like CEOs and shit too. For every Steve Jobs there's probably 20 dipshits writing "Sales #s low, sales up plz. BIGBONUS if u do."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#27649405)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:38 PM
Author: coral violent boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#27649414)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:21 PM
Author: amethyst provocative den

lol I've read emails in discovery related to employment lawsuits. These type of emails are common from higher ups to sales people

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#27649757)



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Date: April 17th, 2015 11:33 PM
Author: Exciting Casino Keepsake Machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#27711000)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:55 PM
Author: diverse very tactful lodge internal respiration

Ljl. Link to this Michael Moore/Daily Kos level retard drivel.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#27649539)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:10 PM
Author: coral violent boltzmann

https://books.google.com/books?id=AMeZaKeV4qYC&pg=PA83&lpg=PP1&focus=viewport&output=html_text

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#27649693)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:38 PM
Author: diverse very tactful lodge internal respiration

More direct of a source than I would have thought but still lol at that Howard Dean lackey. I'm sure Bush might not have had a deep understanding of shia and sunni in Iraq but to say he was "unfamiliar with these terms" is just lolzy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#27649879)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:52 PM
Author: Slate thriller site

TO: Joint Chiefs

FROM: George W. Bush (heh)

SUBJECT: RE: Iraq War Diligence

Cheney told me something about a shia and a sunni? Please research and report back.

Thank.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#27650035)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 4:34 PM
Author: coral violent boltzmann

Twist: this was way more due diligence than he actually did.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#27650343)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 10:24 AM
Author: coral violent boltzmann

i guess this is as close as you come to admitting that you were wrong.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#27669870)



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Date: April 17th, 2015 10:02 PM
Author: coral violent boltzmann

why did racist party bro / idris elba's alt go pumo?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#27710635)



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Date: October 25th, 2023 12:43 PM
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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:35 PM
Author: coral violent boltzmann

Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#27649391)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 4:26 PM
Author: nubile weed whacker dopamine



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Date: April 11th, 2015 10:58 AM
Author: hairless autistic pozpig resort



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Date: May 12th, 2015 10:41 PM
Author: Henna dashing pocket flask



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Date: January 12th, 2023 12:39 PM
Author: filthy carmine office

I realized this at some point during my early 20’s and it changed the way I look @ the world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#45778731)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:33 PM
Author: mildly autistic heaven

Sounds like he'd be a pain to work for

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#27649370)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:52 PM
Author: zombie-like razzle-dazzle electric furnace set

That's because he'd probably be one had he opted for law school instead of business.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#27649519)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:23 PM
Author: hideous wonderful indian lodge

He went to GULC but never graduated. Wasn't aware he went to b-school.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#27649769)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:12 PM
Author: zombie-like razzle-dazzle electric furnace set

He'd probably be a V5 partner if he didn't go into biz/politics.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#27649708)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:42 PM
Author: dark mewling wagecucks potus

One time the senior associate and I wrote up a list of tasks for a big new matter, with due dates, and sent it to the partner as our suggestions. He called us in separately and chewed us out for usurping his authority. About a week later his long-time paralegal showed us the task memo he had written at the same time we wrote ours, but he hadn't distributed it once he saw ours. The first entry was "identify key issues and write memoranda thereon." We almost died laughing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#27649924)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 5:31 PM
Author: spectacular bistre nowag



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Date: April 11th, 2015 10:05 AM
Author: coral violent boltzmann

Estimate this man's dick size.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#27669810)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 12:02 PM
Author: irradiated love of her life national

Holy shit at usurping authority.

MANY more details and further stories are required

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#27670193)



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Date: April 17th, 2015 9:44 PM
Author: dark mewling wagecucks potus

He was a Chauncey Gardner. He looked and sounded noble but once you figured it out, you realized he had an IQ of 95. He had impressive facial expressions and hand gestures.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#27710510)



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Date: May 8th, 2015 9:45 PM
Author: concupiscible low-t mad cow disease



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Date: November 26th, 2025 3:16 PM
Author: Reinhard Heydrich Uunona (✅🍑)



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Date: May 8th, 2015 9:43 PM
Author: passionate business firm deer antler



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Date: April 8th, 2015 4:25 PM
Author: stirring yarmulke reading party



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Date: April 11th, 2015 10:57 AM
Author: stimulating maroon station elastic band

April 7, 2003 11:48 AM

TO: Donald Rumsfeld

FROM: Doug Feith

SUBJECT: Issues w/Various Countries

Will do. Thank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#27669994)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 11:20 AM
Author: laughsome menage immigrant

love the response time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#27670055)



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Date: April 17th, 2015 9:37 PM
Author: Comical Harsh Trump Supporter



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Date: April 17th, 2015 10:03 PM
Author: coral violent boltzmann



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Date: April 18th, 2015 12:16 AM
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Date: May 8th, 2015 9:03 PM
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Date: April 27th, 2015 10:13 AM
Author: chestnut bat-shit-crazy turdskin forum

This sort of reinforces my impression of the Bush administration as being led by amateurs at the top.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#27769352)



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Date: May 8th, 2015 4:56 AM
Author: Fiercely-loyal twisted abode toilet seat



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Date: May 8th, 2015 3:13 PM
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Date: May 8th, 2015 9:01 PM
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Date: May 8th, 2015 9:55 PM
Author: Henna dashing pocket flask

Defense Department underling who's been watching the clock all Friday afternoon finally gets to 4:48. Two more minutes and he's out of there.

He starts whistling as he hovers his mouse over the Start button, ready to click Start, then Log Off. He pictures the vast weekend ahead of him. Drunk tonight. Sleeping in tomorrow. Shuffling around in a bathrobe until it's time to go chase the hunnies on the DC rooftop scene.

4:49. He starts to do the WWF Bushwhacker walk from a sitting position at his desk. He's so pumped.

4:50. Time to go! See ya, suckas! Just before he can click Start, he notices an Outlook notification of a new email. Fwd: Issues w/Various Countries.

Wtf. He opens it. "Need to see something on this by Monday morning. Thanks."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#27851765)



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Date: May 9th, 2015 2:22 PM
Author: olive flickering senate

CRIMINALLY underrated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#27854733)



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Date: May 9th, 2015 7:49 PM
Author: Ocher Stag Film



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Date: August 18th, 2015 1:47 AM
Author: Henna dashing pocket flask



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Date: October 23rd, 2015 3:19 PM
Author: Henna dashing pocket flask



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Date: November 26th, 2025 7:19 PM
Author: Reinhard Heydrich Uunona (✅🍑)



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Date: July 15th, 2015 6:37 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal twisted abode toilet seat



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Date: August 1st, 2015 1:22 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal twisted abode toilet seat



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Date: August 1st, 2015 1:30 PM
Author: onyx plaza

This thread made me laugh out loud, and then dry-heave with anxiety

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#28456573)



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Date: December 18th, 2015 11:43 AM
Author: Fiercely-loyal twisted abode toilet seat

once you stop caring only the laughing will happen :)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#29407308)



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Date: December 18th, 2015 9:24 AM
Author: Henna dashing pocket flask



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Date: December 18th, 2015 12:33 PM
Author: supple bronze home pervert

Studying c-span transcripts of his testimony years ago, I came away with a great deal of respect for that man's linguistic abilities. In fact, I was not prepared for just how skilled and clever he could be- he's a borderline genius, imho.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#29407564)



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Date: February 16th, 2016 3:50 PM
Author: Emerald beady-eyed kitchen



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Date: February 16th, 2016 3:57 PM
Author: White dog poop persian

Check you emails.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#29843863)



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Date: March 12th, 2016 12:07 AM
Author: Fiercely-loyal twisted abode toilet seat



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Date: March 12th, 2016 12:09 AM
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Date: April 27th, 2016 11:32 PM
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Date: December 18th, 2016 3:07 AM
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Date: January 18th, 2017 4:54 PM
Author: Emerald beady-eyed kitchen



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Date: January 18th, 2017 4:56 PM
Author: Mauve arrogant corn cake

Where are we on the Pakistan problem?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#32401153)



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Date: February 8th, 2017 8:58 PM
Author: mint floppy french chef



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Date: April 5th, 2017 8:29 AM
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Date: September 27th, 2017 1:01 AM
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Date: October 23rd, 2017 1:00 AM
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Date: January 24th, 2018 5:52 PM
Author: Apoplectic main people parlour

To: Paul Wolfowitz

CC: Doug Feith, Steve Cambone

From: Donald H. Rumsfeld

Date: November 23rd 2001

Re: Lists

We ought to think through what are the bad things that could happen, and what are the good things that could happen that we need to be ready for in both respects. Please give me a list of each.

Thanks,

https://assets.documentcloud.org/documents/4357755/11-L-0559-First-Release-Bates-1-912.pdf#page=634



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#35228655)



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Date: January 12th, 2022 8:03 AM
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Date: January 12th, 2023 12:40 PM
Author: filthy carmine office

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#45778734)



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Date: January 31st, 2018 2:49 PM
Author: Peach Area

plz summarize those transcripts and see what questions I asked. Thank

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#35288872)



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Date: March 1st, 2018 10:15 PM
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Date: February 28th, 2020 2:44 PM
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