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PROTIP: use "Websters dictionary defines..." to start ur closing
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Date: April 24th, 2015 2:57 PM Author: Chocolate Bull Headed Tank Sweet Tailpipe It has a reputation now as this hackneyed expression, which is why it WORKS. The jury always perks up because it's so unexpected. Also it frames the issue very clearly: this is the plain definition, here are the facts, the facts don't match the accusation, acquittal. I literally bring a well-worn old dictionary and thump it onto the jury railing.
Prosecutors get flustered as FUCK and end up reacting to me rather than making their own case, and it makes them look gay as hell. They smirk or scoff, which makes them look like douches. They usually take time in their own closings to say something about "the defense counsel's old tricks and theatrics" but that just reminds the jury even more. |
Date: April 24th, 2015 3:13 PM Author: hairraiser temple police squad (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2/#27751815) |
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Date: April 24th, 2015 3:17 PM Author: Twinkling Supple Chapel Fortuitous Meteor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2/#27751846) |
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Date: April 24th, 2015 3:26 PM Author: Burgundy Resort (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2/#27751921) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 1:59 PM Author: Tan razzle-dazzle double fault did this today (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2/#29022119) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 3:23 PM Author: flesh deep volcanic crater queen of the night "A lot changed on 9/11..." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2/#29022597) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 3:24 PM Author: Dashing haunting reading party menage (guy who wrote a great college essay) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2/#29022604) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 3:25 PM Author: High-end Passionate Hospital Twinkling Uncleanness "Ladies and gentlemen of the jury..." *briefcase full of dictionaries falls open* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2/#29022609) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 3:31 PM Author: cyan exciting party of the first part (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2/#29022646) |
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Date: October 8th, 2025 8:52 PM Author: hideous light dilemma (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2/#49335488) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 3:33 PM Author: Effete ivory crackhouse (high school debate semifinalist) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2/#29022657) |
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Date: May 16th, 2016 7:19 PM Author: Chocolate Bull Headed Tank Sweet Tailpipe (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2/#30492581) |
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Date: May 16th, 2016 7:20 PM Author: Lilac vigorous round eye who the fuck was webster (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2/#30492585) |
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Date: May 16th, 2016 7:25 PM Author: Chocolate Bull Headed Tank Sweet Tailpipe Noah Webster. Just some autistic bro who really liked words (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2/#30492630) |
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Date: May 16th, 2016 7:27 PM Author: Lilac vigorous round eye whats his moniker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2/#30492644) |
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Date: May 16th, 2016 7:37 PM Author: Chocolate Bull Headed Tank Sweet Tailpipe CharlesXII (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2/#30492706) |
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Date: December 28th, 2016 5:17 PM Author: Bateful wild national messiness (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2/#32250208) |
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Date: December 28th, 2016 5:18 PM Author: Electric crawly mood church 180 advice it will hit the jury like some sort of heavy book! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2/#32250216) |
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Date: December 28th, 2016 5:20 PM Author: Avocado cerebral spot "Urban dictionary defines 'STAY WOKE' as . . . " (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2/#32250229) |
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Date: November 11th, 2020 11:38 PM Author: Bateful wild national messiness (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2/#41347456) |
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Date: July 26th, 2024 1:08 PM Author: talented overrated public bath death wish (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2/#47895234) |
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Date: October 8th, 2025 8:51 PM Author: Motley private investor kitty cat (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2/#49335487) |
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Date: November 9th, 2025 11:23 AM Author: hours-hungry BILLPIG (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2/#49414142) |