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Closing argument time this morning. Inshallah I’ll channel my inner EPAH

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insanely creepy partner
  04/29/26
3-5 current posters max has ever done a jury trial
bonkers codepig hall
  04/29/26
You guys do trials in SaAs Law, Ricky?
insanely creepy partner
  04/29/26
Not Ricky, jewish darkness tp
bonkers codepig hall
  05/01/26
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Embarrassed to the bone crackhouse kitty
  05/01/26
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violet giraffe locus
  04/29/26
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insanely creepy partner
  04/29/26
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Embarrassed to the bone crackhouse kitty
  05/01/26
the elegant lisp, the sassy hand motions, all of it.
Comical sweet tailpipe office
  04/29/26
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Hyperactive resort
  04/29/26
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Embarrassed to the bone crackhouse kitty
  05/01/26
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Free-loading Trip Location Windowlicker
  04/30/26
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Galvanic coldplay fan
  05/01/26
you forgot the WOC paralegal
Galvanic coldplay fan
  05/01/26
Flocks of stylish WoCs in business casual attire tp
Embarrassed to the bone crackhouse kitty
  05/01/26
https://imgur.com/a/does-she-know-xw1Aoz0 :-((( I'd be b...
Hyperactive resort
  05/02/26
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Embarrassed to the bone crackhouse kitty
  05/02/26
Just got the not guilty verdict. Pretty chill.
insanely creepy partner
  04/29/26
Did you hit the jury with dat "i'm gay" during clo...
Comical sweet tailpipe office
  04/29/26
Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, in conclusion, I love men
insanely creepy partner
  04/29/26
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Embarrassed to the bone crackhouse kitty
  04/29/26
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Glittery weed whacker
  04/29/26
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Beta temple fortuitous meteor
  04/29/26
180!
Hyperactive resort
  04/29/26
hell yeah
violet giraffe locus
  04/29/26
Attorney watching my closing said I TROUNCED the DA. It was ...
insanely creepy partner
  04/30/26
What happened to the pallets?
dashing stage useless brakes
  04/30/26
He dropped a few and they were scattered all over the street...
insanely creepy partner
  04/30/26
What a retard. Were you saying ur client wasn’t that g...
Sticky Garnet Azn Box Office
  05/01/26
To be precise, We got the theft charge dropped at the prelim...
insanely creepy partner
  05/01/26
How many people are out on the streets at 4 am in ski masks ...
Sticky Garnet Azn Box Office
  05/01/26
To be fair, this was in the winter, when temp was in the 30s...
insanely creepy partner
  05/01/26
Post your closing argument text
crawly digit ratio school
  05/01/26
Don’t have one. I wrote out some bullet points that co...
insanely creepy partner
  05/01/26
I initially read this as “prancing around the house&rd...
Sticky Garnet Azn Box Office
  05/01/26
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Embarrassed to the bone crackhouse kitty
  05/01/26
How do you describe reasonable doubt for the retarded proles...
crawly digit ratio school
  05/02/26
I wonder what % of white people own a ski mask vs % of nigge...
Sticky Garnet Azn Box Office
  05/01/26
The most prestigious per capita ski mask ownership discussio...
Embarrassed to the bone crackhouse kitty
  05/01/26
180
Glittery weed whacker
  05/01/26
180. I love forklift cases
violet giraffe locus
  05/01/26
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Scarlet thirsty nursing home pocket flask
  04/30/26
How much do you get paid now? Can I hire you?
ultramarine hissy fit turdskin
  04/30/26
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ultramarine hissy fit turdskin
  05/01/26
just don't channel your outer EPAH. no one thinks of Kermit ...
Excitant pale cruise ship
  05/01/26
My throat has been hurting and I suspect it’s from all...
insanely creepy partner
  05/01/26
Do you ever think you'll go private?
Sticky Garnet Azn Box Office
  05/01/26
Yeah, I may do it eventually but I just hate the idea of bei...
insanely creepy partner
  05/01/26
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Embarrassed to the bone crackhouse kitty
  05/01/26
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Sticky Garnet Azn Box Office
  05/01/26
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Embarrassed to the bone crackhouse kitty
  05/01/26
Yea plus youre dumb and lazy and would fail miserably
Diverse turquoise cuckoldry national
  05/01/26
Shalom.
Embarrassed to the bone crackhouse kitty
  05/01/26
congrats!
Galvanic coldplay fan
  05/01/26
Ginger tea with honey!
Glittery weed whacker
  05/01/26
180
Embarrassed to the bone crackhouse kitty
  05/01/26
Looking forward to this, ty
insanely creepy partner
  05/01/26
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Embarrassed to the bone crackhouse kitty
  05/01/26
Not sure how sterilizing your kid is gonna help w the trial
Diverse turquoise cuckoldry national
  05/01/26
Okay, I lol’d
Embarrassed to the bone crackhouse kitty
  05/01/26
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Hyperactive resort
  05/02/26


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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:19 PM
Author: insanely creepy partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2/#49851221)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:20 PM
Author: bonkers codepig hall

3-5 current posters max has ever done a jury trial

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2/#49851229)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:23 PM
Author: insanely creepy partner

You guys do trials in SaAs Law, Ricky?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2/#49851237)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 4:10 PM
Author: bonkers codepig hall

Not Ricky, jewish darkness tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2/#49857429)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 7:35 PM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone crackhouse kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2/#49857978)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:32 PM
Author: violet giraffe locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2/#49851269)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:38 PM
Author: insanely creepy partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2/#49851296)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:13 PM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone crackhouse kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2/#49858174)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:32 PM
Author: Comical sweet tailpipe office

the elegant lisp, the sassy hand motions, all of it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2/#49851271)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 6:07 PM
Author: Hyperactive resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2/#49852359)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 7:36 PM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone crackhouse kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2/#49857979)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 2:07 PM
Author: Free-loading Trip Location Windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2/#49854597)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:02 PM
Author: Galvanic coldplay fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2/#49858147)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:03 PM
Author: Galvanic coldplay fan

you forgot the WOC paralegal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2/#49858148)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:06 PM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone crackhouse kitty

Flocks of stylish WoCs in business casual attire tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2/#49858159)



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 5:41 PM
Author: Hyperactive resort

https://imgur.com/a/does-she-know-xw1Aoz0

:-((( I'd be better off in a pine box, on a slow train back to Georgia than recalling that heady week.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2/#49860142)



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 5:48 PM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone crackhouse kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2/#49860161)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:27 PM
Author: insanely creepy partner

Just got the not guilty verdict. Pretty chill.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2/#49852210)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:30 PM
Author: Comical sweet tailpipe office

Did you hit the jury with dat "i'm gay" during closing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2/#49852219)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:51 PM
Author: insanely creepy partner

Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, in conclusion, I love men

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2/#49852289)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:51 PM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone crackhouse kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2/#49852293)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:53 PM
Author: Glittery weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2/#49852307)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 7:20 PM
Author: Beta temple fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2/#49852622)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 6:06 PM
Author: Hyperactive resort

180!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2/#49852357)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 10:27 PM
Author: violet giraffe locus

hell yeah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2/#49852981)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 1:06 PM
Author: insanely creepy partner

Attorney watching my closing said I TROUNCED the DA. It was a felony theft and vandalism where someone was seen on video driving a forklift through a fence into a business and taking pallets with the forklift lol. The video showed a guy with an orange vest, a ski mask and dark clothing. My client was found about an hour later 0.5 miles away on his escooter at 4 am wearing clothes matching that description.

There was also a security guard who ID’d my client as the guy. One issue was that the security guard got on the stand and didn’t really remember IDing my client and said he was far away and it was hard to see much

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2/#49854517)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 2:11 PM
Author: dashing stage useless brakes

What happened to the pallets?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2/#49854603)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 2:22 PM
Author: insanely creepy partner

He dropped a few and they were scattered all over the street, then he tried to get another load on the forklift and just Left them on the side of the road lol. So he wasn’t successful in stealing them and there was no getaway vehicle/car to load the pallets onto caught on video

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2/#49854623)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 11:50 AM
Author: Sticky Garnet Azn Box Office

What a retard. Were you saying ur client wasn’t that guy or it didn’t meet the elements of theft? Why didn’t DA bring criminal mischief charge

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2/#49856810)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 12:05 PM
Author: insanely creepy partner

To be precise, We got the theft charge dropped at the preliminary hearing (probable cause hearing) by the judge. So this trial was just for felony vandalism. My argument was that they got the wrong guy.

Additional facts in my favor :

my client was actually the second guy they stopped. The first guy was also wearing a ski mask and dark clothing but he had a yellow jacket. It was clearly different than the orange vest that could be seen in the video surveilllance , so they let the guy go. (He told officers he was going to work). I argued that had the police investigated a bit more they might have found a third or fourth guy wearing a similar working class uniform with a ski mask and orange vest because this was an industrial area, and maybe whoever committed this crime was wearing something that he knew would be inconspicuous

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2/#49856848)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 12:37 PM
Author: Sticky Garnet Azn Box Office

How many people are out on the streets at 4 am in ski masks in Visalia, wtf is going on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2/#49856911)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 1:00 PM
Author: insanely creepy partner

To be fair, this was in the winter, when temp was in the 30s or early 40s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2/#49856950)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 1:41 PM
Author: crawly digit ratio school

Post your closing argument text

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2/#49857030)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 2:05 PM
Author: insanely creepy partner

Don’t have one. I wrote out some bullet points that cover the reasonable doubts that I wanted to address and then I freestyled it from there my man. I always practice out loud a lot in the car and pacing around the house though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2/#49857095)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 3:02 PM
Author: Sticky Garnet Azn Box Office

I initially read this as “prancing around the house”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2/#49857244)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:13 PM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone crackhouse kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2/#49858175)



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 3:15 PM
Author: crawly digit ratio school

How do you describe reasonable doubt for the retarded proles

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2/#49859824)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 1:58 PM
Author: Sticky Garnet Azn Box Office

I wonder what % of white people own a ski mask vs % of niggers that own one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2/#49857084)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:14 PM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone crackhouse kitty

The most prestigious per capita ski mask ownership discussion board in the world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2/#49858176)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 1:02 PM
Author: Glittery weed whacker

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2/#49856953)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 4:56 PM
Author: violet giraffe locus

180. I love forklift cases

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2/#49857530)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 2:11 PM
Author: Scarlet thirsty nursing home pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2/#49854604)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 1:08 PM
Author: ultramarine hissy fit turdskin

How much do you get paid now? Can I hire you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2/#49854522)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 11:43 AM
Author: ultramarine hissy fit turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2/#49856799)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 12:40 PM
Author: Excitant pale cruise ship

just don't channel your outer EPAH. no one thinks of Kermit The Frog and sees a top tier lawyer.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2/#49856919)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 4:20 PM
Author: insanely creepy partner

My throat has been hurting and I suspect it’s from all the talking in court and stress of trial. not to say that this was a really high pressure trial, but im usually exhausted for a couple days after… a comedown after all the adrenaline

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2/#49857452)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 5:17 PM
Author: Sticky Garnet Azn Box Office

Do you ever think you'll go private?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2/#49857597)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 7:34 PM
Author: insanely creepy partner

Yeah, I may do it eventually but I just hate the idea of being distracted and stressed out by business concerns. This way I get the pure majesty of the law, but the high caseload is a downside.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2/#49857972)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 7:34 PM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone crackhouse kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2/#49857974)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 8:34 PM
Author: Sticky Garnet Azn Box Office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2/#49858084)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 8:48 PM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone crackhouse kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2/#49858108)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:07 PM
Author: Diverse turquoise cuckoldry national

Yea plus youre dumb and lazy and would fail miserably

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2/#49858160)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:07 PM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone crackhouse kitty

Shalom.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2/#49858162)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:03 PM
Author: Galvanic coldplay fan

congrats!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2/#49858149)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:04 PM
Author: Glittery weed whacker

Ginger tea with honey!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2/#49858150)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:05 PM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone crackhouse kitty

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2/#49858156)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:36 PM
Author: insanely creepy partner

Looking forward to this, ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2/#49858226)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:36 PM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone crackhouse kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2/#49858227)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:07 PM
Author: Diverse turquoise cuckoldry national

Not sure how sterilizing your kid is gonna help w the trial

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2/#49858161)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:13 PM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone crackhouse kitty

Okay, I lol’d

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2/#49858173)



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 5:49 PM
Author: Hyperactive resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2/#49860163)